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Speaker 1: going to be talking to the coffin Confessor, the bloke

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Speaker 1: who crashes funerals with secrets that the deceased gave them

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Speaker 1: before they passed away, Secrets so spicy that they felt

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Speaker 1: they couldn't tell their families themselves. This guy is possibly

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Speaker 2: Last time we spoke to him here a belt of

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Speaker 2: time that he walked into a funeral and said, Hey,

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Speaker 2: the kids aren't this guy's who's dead, they're the brothers.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, totally woods.

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Speaker 1: Possibly the most fascinating phone call we've ever had on

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Speaker 1: this show is from a man who's called the coffin Confessor.

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Speaker 1: He's a guy who people bring into the inner sanctum

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Speaker 1: as they're on their deathbed. Yep, they reveal to him

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Speaker 1: something that they don't have the guts, the courage. Maybe

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Speaker 1: they don't want to be there when this thing gets revealed,

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Speaker 1: so they say to them, Hey, look after I die,

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Speaker 1: can you stand up at the funeral when I'm in

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Speaker 1: a coffin and tell everybody this thing about me? It's

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Speaker 1: a wild concept, and but the more we've spoken about it,

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Speaker 1: and we've had Bill on the show before, the Coffin Confessor,

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Speaker 1: it almost seems a bit logical and you can see

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Speaker 1: why people would do it. He's him on the show

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Speaker 1: previously though, talking to us about some of the most

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Speaker 4: The most tech pick, I suppose it would be telling you,

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Speaker 4: bloke that their children were Oh Jesus, that was probably

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Speaker 1: How did you go about that? Was it like, you know,

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Speaker 1: or what did you just point about?

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Speaker 4: Fortunately she told the kids before she passed, so everything

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Speaker 2: Coffin Confessor joins us on the phone. Right now, Hello.

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Speaker 4: Bill, you know guys, Hello today, Bill.

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Speaker 1: We're really really good.

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Speaker 5: Now.

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Speaker 2: I think I should inform people that Will actually has

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Speaker 2: hired you to reveal some skeletons that are in his color,

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Speaker 2: no doubt. Funeral long long way down the track, but

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Speaker 2: we obviously won't get into that now.

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Speaker 1: Bill. But you made at any time, that is all

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Speaker 1: I'm saying that I actually could die at any time,

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Speaker 1: and I think we all need to accept that. So

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Speaker 1: you'd be the smart money would be getting bill in

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Speaker 1: now totally. Just in case you want to tell somebody

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Speaker 2: That bill, how many how many well, I guess deaths

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Speaker 2: are you waiting on currently? How many people have hired

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Speaker 4: Roughly, I've got about fourteen and a half thousands across

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Speaker 2: Fourteen and a half thousand people have currently hired you,

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Speaker 2: and I haven't dined yet.

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Speaker 4: What, Yeah, that's about right. I mean, look, I mean

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Speaker 1: Bill. Well you're joking. Sorry, that is at least ten

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Speaker 4: Look, I think what happened is COVID the pandemic scared

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Speaker 4: And when they were searching, I came up everywhere, and

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Speaker 1: And it just became that happens in the time since

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Speaker 4: It's not like they're all, like you said, they're not

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Speaker 1: Die quickly though, mate, Like you're gonna have to do

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Speaker 1: what Xander does in one night with the presence and.

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Speaker 1: Sure is that different?

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Speaker 2: Different price points at each Like is funeral the most

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Speaker 4: Father was his father, and his grand grandfather slept with

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Speaker 1: Wow, sorry you had and you had to walk up

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Speaker 4: Absolutely, yell, howd that go down?

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Speaker 6: Bill?

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Speaker 4: Well, we realized why he sofed up?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: Of course.

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Speaker 1: You puy like you just do you follow him around

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Speaker 1: beer or do you you know? I mean, like, how

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Speaker 4: I've been given a specific instruction and who were years

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Speaker 4: and everything about him and I am the private investigator,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, I do about it.

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Speaker 5: Wow.

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Speaker 1: When do you get payment? Do you get payment when

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Speaker 4: I get payment upfront as soon as the contract signed

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Speaker 4: and the video has done between me and my client.

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Speaker 2: So then technically you wouldn't have to do it like

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Speaker 7: Technically, technically I could probably just do a runner. But

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Speaker 7: at the end of the day, I get paid very well,

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Speaker 7: and you know there is I mean, really I don't

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Speaker 1: It is true, That's very true. Registered marriage celebrant and

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Speaker 2: It's weird, I didn't say, I was just saying, Nickoley,

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Speaker 2: you could now Bill you said before the song as well.

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Speaker 2: You had a recent confession where you had to tell

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Speaker 1: Passlet with his daughter. Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 2: Have you had any other recent coffin confessions that have

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Speaker 4: I think the most recent wasn't so much a confession.

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Speaker 4: The gentleman had a lot of vultures in his family

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Speaker 4: and he didn't want to leave them anything. He'd done

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Speaker 8: What shut up, Phil, What was it?

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Speaker 1: What was it? What was the thing that you were burying?

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Speaker 4: Look, it was not only photos, but money. A couple

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Speaker 4: of middle trinkets gold to think that he really thought

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Speaker 1: How much is there buried?

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Speaker 4: He clas one hundred thousands?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sh And I know we talked about before, Bill,

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Speaker 2: I know we talked about honor, but surely you slipping

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Speaker 2: the trinkets or is a little bit of that cash

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Speaker 4: Then I get Look, I get paid up to ten

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Speaker 4: And then at the end of the day, like I've

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Speaker 1: It's the most amazing set up, Bill dik and Bill,

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Speaker 1: are you the only coffin confessor on the planet?

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Speaker 6: Bill?

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Speaker 4: On the planet? Yes?

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Speaker 1: Wow, Wow, Well I think you've just inspired. What do

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Speaker 1: rub the dead? Do you need a proteg perfect crime?

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Speaker 1: Do you need a protege? I'm in I'm keen.

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Speaker 4: I tell you I've been inundated with resumes and requests

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Speaker 4: to franchise and do all these things for people. But

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Speaker 4: meeting some beautiful people. Unfortunately I've got more friends and

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Speaker 1: Yeah, who will you hire to confess?

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Speaker 4: I'm actually doing it myself. I'm in the process of hologram.

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Speaker 1: What the serious, Bill, packet every one of your answers,

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Speaker 1: I am not expected John.

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Speaker 2: Hang on, Bill, So your funeral, a hologram of yourself

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Speaker 4: You got it? That's it?

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Speaker 1: One real.

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Speaker 6: Out there.

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Speaker 1: How old are you, Billy? You don't be asking how

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Speaker 4: I'm fifty five turning thirty.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, and I could do it for you, Bill,

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Speaker 1: We could do it for you if you like, mate. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you let us know.

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Speaker 4: A lot of people say they can. But at the

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Speaker 4: easy used to think.

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Speaker 2: He has anyone ever got violent, Bill or like going

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Speaker 2: to like effectively attack you.

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Speaker 4: They've got to, But the family and the friends tell

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Speaker 4: them to sit down and shove up because they want

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Speaker 4: to hear what their loved ones got make done thing

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Speaker 4: they really need to know. And it's like anything people.

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Speaker 4: People love gossip, and when it's in the family and

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Speaker 4: it's really close people, they already know the secret, but

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Speaker 4: the hitching for it to get out. So when I

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Speaker 4: person that it's directed at and they're like, seek that

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Speaker 4: time you were exposed.

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Speaker 1: Well, Bill is doing a Ted Talk twenty twenty three

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Speaker 1: dot ted Xsydney dot com or just google ted x

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Speaker 1: Sydney imagine you'll be able to find all the details there.

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Speaker 1: The show is called Tipping Point. Bill. It's always great

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Speaker 1: to talk to you, mate. You are truly one of

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Speaker 1: the most fascinating people on the planet. We love what

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Speaker 1: you do. Thanks so much again for coming on the show,

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Speaker 1: and good luck crashing the next coffin.

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Speaker 4: Oh thanks for having me, guys, and take care and

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Speaker 4: stay safe otherwise you know who the core.

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Speaker 8: Fuddy Hell absolutely Bill, absolutely mate.

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Speaker 1: Never saves Bill. Good on you, mate. Did you embarrass

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Speaker 1: yourself at the school carnival? Yeah, we got Jane here.

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Speaker 12: Just I know your strod cut off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Also, thank you for including my community with Daddy Day.

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Speaker 8: Do you really wound?

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Speaker 1: Do you really? Are you going to message you daddy

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Speaker 1: Now, we'll usually usually kick things off. Do you want

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Speaker 2: I actually I couldn't remember if I couldn't remember if

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Speaker 1: would you put by? Sorry, it's a few weeks of that.

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Speaker 1: how are you great to have you back?

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Speaker 5: Mate?

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Speaker 1: Whereabouts you at the moment?

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Speaker 5: I'm a Sylvania bowling club?

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Speaker 1: Oh? How you?

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Speaker 8: How are they coming out of the hell?

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Speaker 4: Don't have a quiet beer anymore?

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Speaker 8: In demand?

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Speaker 1: And you're doing good? Now? How are you know the rules? Mate?

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Speaker 1: It's names as buzzers.

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Speaker 9: Okay, okay, okay, you.

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Speaker 8: Have a final swig of your beer, Harry, Them are.

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Speaker 5: On, okay, glug glug.

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Speaker 1: All right, here we go, okay, boys, here we go.

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Speaker 1: First question, what does w w W stand for.

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Speaker 4: World Wide Web?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 1: All right, Harry, Harry, all right, here we go. Next

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Speaker 8: Do you know what a pdf is?

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Speaker 4: How I know what a pdf? Yeah?

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Speaker 5: The f as well, they send you something in the

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Speaker 5: I am PD, but not word doc.

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Speaker 2: I think word doc is just like like a there's

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well that's what I said.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love it.

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Speaker 5: That's what I said, Open it to get the information.

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Speaker 4: Right.

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Speaker 6: Next.

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Speaker 1: There we go, next, next, next, all right, here we go.

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Speaker 1: Next one boy? What is air drop? Well a yeah,

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Speaker 1: what is air drop? You can explain that.

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Speaker 8: Have you have you ever air drops someone?

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Speaker 1: Harry?

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Speaker 4: No, I've never. I've dropped some mom and I've never.

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Speaker 1: Have you? Have you?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 1: What phone have you got? Harry? Have you have you

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Speaker 1: got a kN iPhone?

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Speaker 8: I reckon, I've got six.

448
00:21:24,119 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 1: You might be able to sell that.

449
00:21:25,600 --> 00:21:26,400
Speaker 5: I'm almost there.

450
00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:28,600
Speaker 1: You would be one of the few people in Australia

451
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,280
Speaker 1: that would still have your hands on one of them, Harry,

452
00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:31,080
Speaker 1: I reckon.

453
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:35,920
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm my wife. We get hand me down from

454
00:21:35,960 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 5: my son's.

455
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:42,480
Speaker 8: Oh well, I reckon. Air drop is just so, it's bluetooth.

456
00:21:42,960 --> 00:21:44,399
Speaker 13: Is both you know.

457
00:21:44,480 --> 00:21:46,240
Speaker 1: Do you know Do you know bluetooth Harry.

458
00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:48,600
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, no, Bluetooth, yes, yes, Why.

459
00:21:48,520 --> 00:21:51,000
Speaker 1: Don't we start with bluetoo. Why don't we start with bluetooth?

460
00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,800
Speaker 1: How does bluetooth work? Uses the WiFi?

461
00:21:55,800 --> 00:21:57,080
Speaker 9: How does bluetooth work?

462
00:21:57,320 --> 00:21:59,880
Speaker 1: Because bluetooth? Are you googling? Are you googling how blue

463
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 1: tooth works?

464
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 11: Not?

465
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 5: I'm sitting in an empty boardroom with just empty tables

466
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:09,440
Speaker 5: and chairs. There's nothing here.

467
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:11,159
Speaker 4: I've got no computer, nothing.

468
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:12,679
Speaker 1: You've got a phone.

469
00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:15,240
Speaker 5: Your phone is on on my pat malone.

470
00:22:18,000 --> 00:22:18,440
Speaker 1: Bluetoo.

471
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:22,439
Speaker 2: It uses the uses the data and it so you

472
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:24,960
Speaker 2: can do it well bluetoth get It connects.

473
00:22:24,640 --> 00:22:26,760
Speaker 1: To other device. It allows devices to connect together a

474
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:32,239
Speaker 1: Bluetooth yeah nice Yeah yeah yeah phones. It can get

475
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,280
Speaker 1: to your car, Harry, what have you bluetooth?

476
00:22:34,960 --> 00:22:37,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, Bluetooth that's right, Yeah, because that's your car.

477
00:22:37,560 --> 00:22:38,840
Speaker 4: I've got Bluetooth on my car.

478
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:40,040
Speaker 1: Yeah.

479
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:43,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can take calls and take yeah, gets stuff

480
00:22:43,040 --> 00:22:43,640
Speaker 5: through the car.

481
00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:44,160
Speaker 6: Yeah.

482
00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:49,600
Speaker 1: So have we now we told you what it does?

483
00:22:50,440 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 5: Where you get Yeah, I know, well it's I have

484
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,000
Speaker 5: Bluetooth on the car, so if you want to make

485
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:58,280
Speaker 5: a call, Yeah, I used the Bluetooth connection to make

486
00:22:58,320 --> 00:22:58,680
Speaker 5: the call.

487
00:22:59,119 --> 00:23:04,840
Speaker 1: Nailed ituntil now episode There you go, very good, Harry,

488
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:08,480
Speaker 1: thanks so much for joining us again the addition of

489
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:10,640
Speaker 1: tech support. I'm gonna leave you, mate, You off to balls.

490
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:11,760
Speaker 1: You're playing balls with.

491
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:13,119
Speaker 5: I'm not playing balls.

492
00:23:13,119 --> 00:23:14,680
Speaker 4: I'm just having a social griet.

493
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 1: Lovely, lovely, lovely, enjoy mate.

494
00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:25,879
Speaker 5: Okay, thanks guys.

495
00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:31,680
Speaker 1: We've gotta go and play balls with that. I reckon right, Well,

496
00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800
Speaker 1: but I think.

497
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:52,760
Speaker 14: These boys, oh god, don't it appears.

498
00:23:53,800 --> 00:23:56,520
Speaker 1: The way like what is going on there? They really

499
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:02,280
Speaker 1: should be dead. Only other thing that has survived as

500
00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: many drugs as Keith Richards is a cockroach. Quite honestly,

501
00:24:09,400 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 1: that guy is lucky to be on his two feet.

502
00:24:11,080 --> 00:24:16,119
Speaker 1: Cockroaches do drugs, no, but they're certainly bombarded by them

503
00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:21,000
Speaker 1: when people try and kill them. Oh, chemicals, I should

504
00:24:21,040 --> 00:24:24,040
Speaker 1: have said woods chemicals, right, Yeah, drugs was a bit

505
00:24:24,080 --> 00:24:24,440
Speaker 1: on the nose.

506
00:24:24,480 --> 00:24:27,879
Speaker 2: So you're saying Keith Richards is like a cockroach's.

507
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,679
Speaker 1: Prayed with all more teams. Absolutely, there was a nuclear bomb,

508
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 1: then Keith Riches would be the one human that was

509
00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,159
Speaker 1: still alive.

510
00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:36,600
Speaker 2: Well, they definitely are still alive, and not only are

511
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 2: they still performing, it appears that they are also going

512
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:42,040
Speaker 2: to be releasing their thirty first studio album.

513
00:24:42,200 --> 00:24:42,400
Speaker 6: Wow.

514
00:24:42,600 --> 00:24:45,000
Speaker 2: So when I say it appears, it's because there's a

515
00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:46,320
Speaker 2: little bit of confusion around this.

516
00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,560
Speaker 1: So there was this local newspaper advert.

517
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:54,520
Speaker 2: It was in the Hackney Gazette and apparently it was

518
00:24:54,640 --> 00:25:00,400
Speaker 2: just an ad for a plumbing company called Hackney Omens,

519
00:25:01,280 --> 00:25:04,960
Speaker 2: but all through this ad it was using like terms

520
00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,200
Speaker 2: of their song. So it was like, our friendly team

521
00:25:07,240 --> 00:25:11,240
Speaker 2: promises you satisfaction when you say gimme shelter, will fix

522
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,960
Speaker 2: your shattered windows. So and then and then the there

523
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:17,040
Speaker 2: was a small symbol, like a tiny symbol which looked

524
00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:18,240
Speaker 2: like the Kiss slips as well.

525
00:25:18,320 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 8: Yeah the Rolling Stones lift, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

526
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:22,160
Speaker 1: So so people are like.

527
00:25:22,080 --> 00:25:23,680
Speaker 2: Oh my god, does it mean they're doing an album?

528
00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,639
Speaker 2: Don't but they're not sure and well it's inspired me

529
00:25:27,040 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 2: for he on.

530
00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:30,680
Speaker 1: So do we know whether this is actually The Stones

531
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 1: promoting an album or do we know whether it's just

532
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,399
Speaker 1: a local businesses who's using a whole bunch of Rolling

533
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,000
Speaker 1: Stones terminology in their ad. To this point, we have

534
00:25:39,119 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 1: no idea. And that's a news story. And that's a

535
00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:46,760
Speaker 1: new story. Wow, Happy Friday, everyone, new story. Welcome. We

536
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: don't know at all, somebody it's gonna be you know what.

537
00:25:52,240 --> 00:25:55,880
Speaker 1: There's a few Rolling Stones titles in this advertisement could

538
00:25:55,960 --> 00:26:05,520
Speaker 1: be at any first judio album. My God, wow, Jesus Christ. Okay. Well,

539
00:26:05,560 --> 00:26:07,199
Speaker 1: despite there's been a bit of a puff of a

540
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:11,119
Speaker 1: news story, it has inspired me of the word puff.

541
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:11,639
Speaker 1: Thank you.

542
00:26:11,960 --> 00:26:13,920
Speaker 2: It has inspired me for you to make a phone call.

543
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,040
Speaker 2: So you play a character called Kevin Walters.

544
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,040
Speaker 1: Yes, I love him.

545
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:19,080
Speaker 2: Australia loves him. He's a bit of a sick guy,

546
00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,720
Speaker 2: but we love it when he makes calls on this show. Now,

547
00:26:21,760 --> 00:26:25,000
Speaker 2: I thought it'd be funny if you called a local paper.

548
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 2: I've got a number number here for the Leaton Irrigator,

549
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:34,600
Speaker 2: which is a paper from Leton obviously and just in inspiration.

550
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:43,159
Speaker 1: Sounds like a real page the ir I'm sure you

551
00:26:43,240 --> 00:26:46,119
Speaker 1: can come with something better than that. That's good. Obviously

552
00:26:46,200 --> 00:26:47,719
Speaker 1: a lot of irrigation in Leton.

553
00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:50,639
Speaker 2: But I just thought, because it's a confusing ad with

554
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:53,800
Speaker 2: the Rolling Stones potentially releasing this studio album, I've got

555
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of items here that could be taken

556
00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,800
Speaker 2: in different directions. So I want you to be promoting

557
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:04,240
Speaker 2: a garage sale, except every single item you're selling is

558
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:09,320
Speaker 2: a euphemism for something a bit sexy, So things like melons, plums, cans.

559
00:27:09,840 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: So we're gonna go to.

560
00:27:13,119 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 2: Get So we're gonna go to a song. You're gonna

561
00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:18,120
Speaker 2: call the Leatan Irrigator rap next. Okay, everything you're selling

562
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,080
Speaker 2: your garage sale is a euphemism. And let's see how

563
00:27:21,080 --> 00:27:23,320
Speaker 2: far you get until the guy starts laughing or hangs

564
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:36,280
Speaker 2: up on you. Does it pick up again or am

565
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,840
Speaker 2: I it's just damn?

566
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,879
Speaker 1: Okay, keV. He's making a new call. We love keV.

567
00:27:41,960 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 2: Will keV is about to call the Leaton Irrigator, which

568
00:27:46,840 --> 00:27:52,199
Speaker 2: is the local newspaper of regional town Leeton. Uh And effectively,

569
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:55,000
Speaker 2: will I want you to call saying you want to

570
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:59,399
Speaker 2: place an ad about a garage sale, except every single

571
00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:01,080
Speaker 2: item you are selling at.

572
00:28:01,000 --> 00:28:03,640
Speaker 1: Your garage sale is a euphemism.

573
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,679
Speaker 2: Okay, So I'll be holding up bits of paper with

574
00:28:06,760 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 2: the item I want you to bring up. Yeah, you

575
00:28:08,720 --> 00:28:12,720
Speaker 2: have to say every single one to succeed. Okay, see

576
00:28:12,760 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: how long this goes before he hangs out?

577
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:24,800
Speaker 1: Okay, John, Okay, John's John. My name is Jack Keiv Walters.

578
00:28:25,000 --> 00:28:28,199
Speaker 1: I'm just killing it because I'd like to put an

579
00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:30,320
Speaker 1: envelopment in the paper.

580
00:28:32,160 --> 00:28:35,000
Speaker 6: Yeah. Here, So what are we looking at sellings?

581
00:28:35,080 --> 00:28:37,760
Speaker 1: Oh look mate, I've got say, I've basically got a

582
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:40,200
Speaker 1: garage sale. I'm just going to try and just get

583
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 1: rid of a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah, just does yeah,

584
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 1: some bits and bobs, a.

585
00:28:45,600 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 6: Bit of everything.

586
00:28:46,760 --> 00:28:51,120
Speaker 1: Oh little bit, a little bit that nicks and necks nicknack, yep, Patty,

587
00:28:52,160 --> 00:28:57,360
Speaker 1: give that dog a bone. Yeah. So yeah, So Jimmy

588
00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:59,160
Speaker 1: to go crack into the list.

589
00:28:59,040 --> 00:29:03,240
Speaker 6: Or the best idea? When do you want to have

590
00:29:03,320 --> 00:29:03,680
Speaker 6: the style?

591
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,520
Speaker 1: Well do it's maybe run through a few things and

592
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 1: you can just let me know if I can put

593
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: them all down there, because yeah, they look yeah, it's

594
00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:18,160
Speaker 1: a few things, it's all right. So I've got some balls,

595
00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: just different sorts of balls really so yeah, just change balls, yeah, basketballs, yeah,

596
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:31,440
Speaker 1: Beautifut I've got a rack which is largely just you

597
00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:34,880
Speaker 1: hang things on. Yeah. I hang my shirts on there.

598
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:38,920
Speaker 1: But it's good rack. Also got a pole, largely just

599
00:29:38,920 --> 00:29:42,200
Speaker 1: a fishing pole. That one was your cracker had there

600
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,120
Speaker 1: for a number of years, called the best best salmon

601
00:29:45,160 --> 00:29:46,920
Speaker 1: in New South part a little while ago. With that pole.

602
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:51,120
Speaker 1: Also got a bush. Now that might seem a bit change,

603
00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:54,600
Speaker 1: but I've had my garage for a while now. And

604
00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:59,920
Speaker 1: she goes inside. She's big hairy bush. She's having a

605
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,040
Speaker 1: look around here. I also got some.

606
00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:06,480
Speaker 6: Nuts, all right, you've got to You've got a little

607
00:30:06,480 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 6: bit of everything.

608
00:30:07,560 --> 00:30:09,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, well pretty much. I mean it does seem

609
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:12,000
Speaker 1: like that, doesn't I'm just looking around the room. I've

610
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 1: got the nuts. We's got some jugs that I haven't

611
00:30:14,800 --> 00:30:20,560
Speaker 1: used either, yeah, you know, pretty useful as well. And

612
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:24,960
Speaker 1: you know there's a doodle in here as well, which jacking,

613
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:31,000
Speaker 1: which happily give away. It's a yeah, former partners. There's more. Yeah,

614
00:30:31,040 --> 00:30:35,080
Speaker 1: but I've got some cans, lovely set of cans, a

615
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:37,640
Speaker 1: big one, yea. I've got some plums as well, actually

616
00:30:37,800 --> 00:30:40,800
Speaker 1: just like a yeah, a bunch of plums, right, Okay,

617
00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,720
Speaker 1: there's some melons the mac as well, for insesting in them. Yeah,

618
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:46,360
Speaker 1: an orchard that I used to have.

619
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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, well I can't I can't get it

620
00:30:49,760 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 6: in tomorrow's paper because it's already printedn't go on tomorrow, okay, yeah,

621
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,200
Speaker 6: tomorrow is already printed.

622
00:30:56,440 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: Yeah right, that's tough, alright. I've also got a vibrant here,

623
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: which I suppose Yeah, I'm not sure if you can

624
00:31:06,360 --> 00:31:07,320
Speaker 1: put that in the pay am't.

625
00:31:07,160 --> 00:31:18,200
Speaker 6: But yeah, maybe not you could. There is there is

626
00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 6: site you can get people to put up on Facebook

627
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:23,920
Speaker 6: like I Live Inton News.

628
00:31:24,720 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 1: Are we just talking about we're just talking about the vibrator?

629
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,200
Speaker 1: Are we doing about everything else?

630
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:28,400
Speaker 3: There?

631
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:29,360
Speaker 6: Everything else?

632
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,920
Speaker 1: Everything else? Yeah?

633
00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 6: Yeah. If you want to try and you want to

634
00:31:32,960 --> 00:31:36,880
Speaker 6: do this for Saturday or even tomorrow, your best idea

635
00:31:36,920 --> 00:31:39,200
Speaker 6: is to do it on does I Live in laton

636
00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:42,600
Speaker 6: Linate News? They're really well read.

637
00:31:42,840 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: Yeah right, and.

638
00:31:45,480 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 6: That way you can get it out there for the weekend.

639
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,120
Speaker 5: Yeah.

640
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: No, that sounds like a great idea.

641
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:49,800
Speaker 4: John.

642
00:31:49,840 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: You've been plenty helpful. John. At this stage you're probably

643
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,280
Speaker 1: going to term call him from radio station.

644
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,520
Speaker 6: Yeah.

645
00:31:55,800 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 2: Did you notice at all, John that every single item

646
00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:01,160
Speaker 2: that he was trying to sell there was a euphemism

647
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 2: for a naughty body part?

648
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 6: Yes?

649
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:07,120
Speaker 2: So, but gee you took it well though, John, You

650
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:09,320
Speaker 2: you kept it so serious. You were amazing.

651
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:13,480
Speaker 6: Yes. Yeah, well, I sort of when the void brat

652
00:32:13,520 --> 00:32:15,280
Speaker 6: had come up, that's what it was a dead give one.

653
00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:23,080
Speaker 1: Had you picked it rated? John's Awards Right now in

654
00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,280
Speaker 1: six five we are talking the cheap or the knockoff

655
00:32:26,360 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: version that your parents used to get you kids. They

656
00:32:29,120 --> 00:32:32,120
Speaker 1: didn't want to pay or fork out for the real deal.

657
00:32:32,320 --> 00:32:34,360
Speaker 1: We've got Shay, who's joiners? Can I Shay?

658
00:32:35,360 --> 00:32:36,400
Speaker 13: Hey, guys, how are you?

659
00:32:36,440 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: When did you get the knockoff version? I was a kid. Ah.

660
00:32:39,200 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 13: Do you remember those added us pressed stud pants that

661
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,520
Speaker 13: had the studs all the way up?

662
00:32:43,640 --> 00:32:45,440
Speaker 1: Absolutely? We remember those.

663
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:48,680
Speaker 13: They were big back in my day and we were

664
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,480
Speaker 13: pretty poor at the time, and my parents brought me

665
00:32:51,560 --> 00:32:54,720
Speaker 13: home a pair that had one stripe and the studs

666
00:32:54,760 --> 00:33:01,760
Speaker 13: only went up to the knee, up to the may

667
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,959
Speaker 13: and I was pretty good on the sewing machine, so

668
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,120
Speaker 13: I ended up cutting them with a pair of scissors

669
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Speaker 13: and sow and some some pressed us on my own.

670
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Speaker 1: I love that to fit in up to the knee.

671
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 1: What was the point of the fact that they could

672
00:33:16,800 --> 00:33:17,600
Speaker 1: button all the way out?

673
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 4: Was?

674
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:18,200
Speaker 1: It?

675
00:33:18,240 --> 00:33:21,080
Speaker 2: Was it because I used to play basketball, junior basketball,

676
00:33:21,120 --> 00:33:24,280
Speaker 2: and before you came on you'd ripped pants.

677
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:28,400
Speaker 1: Because that's what the guys would do. It was easy access.

678
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:31,160
Speaker 8: Although when you took them to school, people everyone rip

679
00:33:31,200 --> 00:33:31,760
Speaker 8: your pants off.

680
00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, no, that's right.

681
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: That was AT's got Jenny here? This was your mom, Jenna, Yes, my.

682
00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:42,680
Speaker 15: Mom so we grew up pretty poor, and my mom

683
00:33:42,760 --> 00:33:45,600
Speaker 15: knew I loved Thomas the Tank Engines. And my mother

684
00:33:45,800 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 15: recorded a whole episode on a VHS. Oh yeah yeah,

685
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,720
Speaker 15: and played it my whole childhood.

686
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 1: Oh so you never got that.

687
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:56,720
Speaker 9: Do you know what?

688
00:33:56,800 --> 00:33:59,040
Speaker 15: She came in here, Indy with her sewing skills because

689
00:33:59,080 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 15: remember Etney shoes.

690
00:34:00,520 --> 00:34:01,240
Speaker 1: We need to.

691
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,480
Speaker 15: Get the bell crow stick. Because she was so good

692
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,960
Speaker 15: at sewing our clothes. We'd go to Lindcraft and pick

693
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:09,680
Speaker 15: out all these funky materials. She'd saw the perfect eat

694
00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,400
Speaker 15: and we'd rock up to school.

695
00:34:12,360 --> 00:34:16,000
Speaker 2: This is the real deal, is getting away with it

696
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: is the best thing ever when you go the cheap op.

697
00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: Oh well, if you're a parent and you can nail that.

698
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:23,040
Speaker 1: But as I said, I said to the other day,

699
00:34:23,080 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: we were talking about the words. It is mortifying for

700
00:34:25,239 --> 00:34:26,640
Speaker 1: a child when you go the cheap option and they

701
00:34:26,640 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 1: get found out at school.

702
00:34:27,719 --> 00:34:30,960
Speaker 8: The worst gotta leave schools pretty much move states.

703
00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:36,440
Speaker 1: I'd say, thank you. I want to talk about a

704
00:34:36,560 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 1: nurse that got stranded in the desert without food, water

705
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:42,839
Speaker 1: and after Google Maps took her in the wrong direction. Yeah,

706
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 1: she's twenty two years old. Twenty two year old nurse

707
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:47,239
Speaker 1: so one surprise. We needed to know that all she

708
00:34:47,360 --> 00:34:50,840
Speaker 1: had to her name at that stage was seventeen beers

709
00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:51,480
Speaker 1: in an eski.

710
00:34:53,080 --> 00:34:54,600
Speaker 2: So sorry, no water to in the middle of the

711
00:34:54,600 --> 00:34:57,360
Speaker 2: air back. She's got no water, but she does have seventeen.

712
00:34:57,000 --> 00:35:00,840
Speaker 1: Sorry I was standing corrected, eighteen beers. He had eighteen

713
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:04,480
Speaker 1: beers to keep her going. Wow. Yeah, so no food.

714
00:35:05,239 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 8: There's literally no other supply but eighteen beers.

715
00:35:07,440 --> 00:35:09,439
Speaker 1: Eventually the police brought carp and they managed to Yeah,

716
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:12,600
Speaker 1: so did she did she start consuming the beers? Great question?

717
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:15,600
Speaker 1: Hydrat how would that work? Would that help you or not?

718
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,040
Speaker 1: I think so. I think ultimately you are drinking fluid.

719
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:22,200
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know you're right. Alcohol is a diarreetic. Yeah,

720
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,560
Speaker 1: not to know. Tommy seemed to know a bit about this.

721
00:35:24,560 --> 00:35:26,839
Speaker 1: You been surviving on only beers? No. Back in the day,

722
00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,960
Speaker 1: sailors used to use it to hydrate. Actually beer really

723
00:35:31,320 --> 00:35:35,719
Speaker 1: interesting because the right they couldn't travel with water because

724
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:39,160
Speaker 1: you get infectious beer. Yeah, you have drunk and salors.

725
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: Oh wowry hard fact. Hard facts.

726
00:35:44,200 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: Maybe because she's a nurse, she knew that and that's

727
00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,040
Speaker 2: why she took eighteen beers with her.

728
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:55,120
Speaker 1: I don't think she's a party trying to help her out. Anyway,

729
00:35:55,320 --> 00:35:57,760
Speaker 1: it did remind me of a friend of mine, actually,

730
00:35:57,760 --> 00:35:59,600
Speaker 1: probably four or five friends of mine who had a

731
00:35:59,600 --> 00:36:01,279
Speaker 1: really seen more story where they were stranded in the

732
00:36:01,280 --> 00:36:05,280
Speaker 1: bush with only vodka. Now, how does that happen? Great question? Woods.

733
00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:07,960
Speaker 1: I've managed to wrangle one of them to come and

734
00:36:08,000 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: talk to us about it. We're gonna give me a call now.

735
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,560
Speaker 1: He is known as the diggy dog. Is there going

736
00:36:12,600 --> 00:36:19,239
Speaker 1: to be comfortable telling this? Sorry, Richard Sweed Diggy, It's mate,

737
00:36:19,239 --> 00:36:22,080
Speaker 1: It's William Woodie. How are you, mate? Well, how are

738
00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 1: you very good? Very good? Thanks for agreeing to come on, No,

739
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,239
Speaker 1: no problem, Let's get down to it, because we were

740
00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,799
Speaker 1: just talking about a nurse who was stranded in the

741
00:36:30,800 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: bush with only eighteen beers to her name in an eski.

742
00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,799
Speaker 1: You were stranded in the bush with effectively a case

743
00:36:37,840 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 1: of vodka. Can you tell us how you got there?

744
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,440
Speaker 16: So, the group of us who did the Falls Festival,

745
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:46,000
Speaker 16: we wanted to tick all the locations off. So we're

746
00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:49,040
Speaker 16: in Marion Bay. We got to the front of the

747
00:36:49,200 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 16: Cuban hiding vodka as you usually do in pre emptied

748
00:36:54,200 --> 00:36:57,480
Speaker 16: water bottles and replacing them back in the slabs of water.

749
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,720
Speaker 4: However, I sure.

750
00:36:58,800 --> 00:37:02,799
Speaker 16: Maryon Bay was an under eighteen event also, so they

751
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:09,800
Speaker 16: were checking all quite quite vigorously. They found out vodka,

752
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:12,920
Speaker 16: and they just assessed that it was too much to

753
00:37:13,160 --> 00:37:15,520
Speaker 16: enter us into the venue, and as such we were

754
00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:18,719
Speaker 16: escorted out. So what we thought we'd do is we'd

755
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,879
Speaker 16: find a local house nearby, which we did. We'd fill

756
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:26,439
Speaker 16: up the water bottles with lobta and start our What

757
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:29,320
Speaker 16: the local told us was about a three to four

758
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:33,239
Speaker 16: hour hike into the festival, because we were in Tasmania

759
00:37:33,239 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 16: and we still wanted to go. It's quite a balmy

760
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:38,520
Speaker 16: night and we thought it was going to be cold

761
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 16: with all. Right, let's put on all the clothes we

762
00:37:40,800 --> 00:37:41,360
Speaker 16: can carry.

763
00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:43,080
Speaker 4: So we're all wearing.

764
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:48,120
Speaker 16: About five sets of shirts, pants and shorts and jumpers.

765
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:54,240
Speaker 16: And we got an hour into our hike, all absolutely exhausted, hot,

766
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:57,480
Speaker 16: and all we had was two water bottles each field

767
00:37:57,480 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 16: with vodka.

768
00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,279
Speaker 8: Ah do you drink in there? Because the question we

769
00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,360
Speaker 8: were asking for is this nurse eighteen?

770
00:38:04,520 --> 00:38:09,640
Speaker 16: Well we had two bottles of red bull or so

771
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,400
Speaker 16: we thought, well, we're going to be coming into the

772
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 16: night one a little bit late, so we may as

773
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 16: well get a head start, so we did. We did

774
00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:25,200
Speaker 16: have a couple of vodka red bulls.

775
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 1: In the middle of the bushing vodka.

776
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 16: We were we were so thirsty, go off, We're desperate

777
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,239
Speaker 16: for water. The local who we parked our car at

778
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,600
Speaker 16: his farm, he gave us a map and were hardly

779
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:38,120
Speaker 16: boy scouts and none of us could read a map

780
00:38:38,239 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 16: at all.

781
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:41,200
Speaker 8: And also, you just had about three vodka red bulls.

782
00:38:42,480 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 6: We're about half plastered.

783
00:38:47,480 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 16: The thing, the thing you did say was guys, if

784
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:52,239
Speaker 16: you if you do get lost, just look for the

785
00:38:52,400 --> 00:38:55,919
Speaker 16: lights and noise and follow follow the lights.

786
00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,479
Speaker 1: You go to a festival, can't be that direct.

787
00:38:58,560 --> 00:38:59,960
Speaker 16: Yeah, I think it took us four and a half

788
00:39:00,200 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 16: five hours. We're snuck in and we're desperate for some water.

789
00:39:04,280 --> 00:39:07,239
Speaker 1: Wow. And am I right in saying that you stayed

790
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 1: the night in the festival?

791
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:09,000
Speaker 4: Yeah?

792
00:39:09,160 --> 00:39:10,800
Speaker 1: Well you didn't have any tents or anything.

793
00:39:11,160 --> 00:39:12,520
Speaker 9: No, we have four days of.

794
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 16: No tents, no sleeping bags, no nothing. It was bad

795
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 16: like I slipped in a rubbish tent.

796
00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:21,799
Speaker 1: It was freezing rubbish tent.

797
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:25,520
Speaker 4: It was the worst fair fair to say. We haven't

798
00:39:25,560 --> 00:39:26,440
Speaker 4: been back to Marion, But.

799
00:39:29,520 --> 00:39:31,600
Speaker 1: How about the joints of rubbish tents though. Look, if

800
00:39:31,600 --> 00:39:34,000
Speaker 1: I didn't have a ten, I'd be going. We've got

801
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,160
Speaker 1: the first Ay ten here, We've got the drinks tent

802
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,200
Speaker 1: over there. You went straight for the rubbish tents.

803
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,760
Speaker 16: We were trying to, you know, make some potential suitors,

804
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 16: but we all stank and wore the same clothes.

805
00:39:44,960 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 4: Did very well.

806
00:39:48,239 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: Straight to the inn tent for you. What the world's

807
00:39:59,360 --> 00:40:10,799
Speaker 1: biggest massive price to give away? Here will absolutely massive huge. Yeah,

808
00:40:10,800 --> 00:40:15,160
Speaker 1: we're sending you to the iHeart Music Festival. Probably the

809
00:40:15,320 --> 00:40:18,000
Speaker 1: most star started lineup on the planet. This it's very,

810
00:40:18,120 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: very lucky to be affiliated with it.

811
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 2: Over in Las Vegas, let's talking fall Out Boy, we're

812
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,480
Speaker 2: talking Kelly Clarks.

813
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:25,720
Speaker 8: And we're talking Travis Scott, Lenny Kravitz.

814
00:40:25,400 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 2: Miguel, Jared Leto, TLC and the Foo Fighters.

815
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:34,200
Speaker 1: My wow, I got all of them. Kravitz, fall Out Boy.

816
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: Who is Miguel? We love Miguel. We love Miguel on

817
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 1: this show. I mean migo Urgwell, let's call she's got

818
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:49,160
Speaker 1: a tickets. Let's call me because because she's one, she

819
00:40:49,160 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 1: doesn't know she's gonna win. And plus she gets to

820
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:52,439
Speaker 1: see Beyonce and Texas on the way and she gets

821
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:54,120
Speaker 1: a thousand dollars spending money, and she gets all her

822
00:40:54,160 --> 00:41:01,560
Speaker 1: flights covered as well. So Hello, Hey Amelia, Hey you

823
00:41:01,640 --> 00:41:04,719
Speaker 1: gain Hi there, I'm good. How are you very good?

824
00:41:04,719 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 1: Thank you? Do you know who this is?

825
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:08,360
Speaker 4: Willem Woody hopefully?

826
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's you're excited to talk to us?

827
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:15,280
Speaker 9: Yes, extremely excited.

828
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: Oh okay? Why why? What's so exciting?

829
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:22,799
Speaker 13: I don't know. I've just been waiting by my phone

830
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:25,080
Speaker 13: hoping for a call that I'm going to Las Vegas.

831
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,080
Speaker 2: Ah, okay, so you're hoping that I'm going to say

832
00:41:28,080 --> 00:41:31,600
Speaker 2: to you that you are flying United Airways to Vegas

833
00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 2: for our iHeart.

834
00:41:32,400 --> 00:41:33,719
Speaker 1: Radio Music Festival.

835
00:41:40,280 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 8: Unbelievable, vomit, I don't know, vomit?

836
00:41:52,440 --> 00:41:53,960
Speaker 1: Are you most excited about? Saying? Mate?

837
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:57,840
Speaker 13: Queen Bee.

838
00:42:00,080 --> 00:42:02,080
Speaker 4: Us? Oh?

839
00:42:02,160 --> 00:42:04,359
Speaker 1: The full Fighters? Yeah, they're going to be playing there

840
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,160
Speaker 1: as well, and you get to Beyonce in her hometown

841
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:12,319
Speaker 1: in Texas on the way home as well. As we said,

842
00:42:12,360 --> 00:42:15,360
Speaker 1: you're flying, you knowed Allays Airways to Vegas for the

843
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:18,439
Speaker 1: iHeartRadio Music Fest. We get a thousand bucks spending money

844
00:42:18,520 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 1: as well. Wow, I've got a little or taking.

845
00:42:24,600 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 9: I'm like, we're taking I don't know what to say.

846
00:42:27,520 --> 00:42:29,239
Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing, mate, it's all thanks for the mast thing,

847
00:42:29,320 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 1: and the mast thing is my surprising reveal. Ever, we'll

848
00:42:31,280 --> 00:42:33,680
Speaker 1: leave you gob smack. The Star started new season starts Monday,

849
00:42:33,719 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: September eleven on ten and ten play keep a Kissing.

850
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,880
Speaker 1: So welcome Amelia, have a great time, unbelieved.

851
00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,920
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you so much.

852
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:48,320
Speaker 1: It's okay. Do you know who Miguel is?

853
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 13: Miguel?

854
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:50,719
Speaker 4: Yes?

855
00:42:51,640 --> 00:42:52,120
Speaker 1: Do you like you?

856
00:42:52,280 --> 00:42:52,320
Speaker 5: Like?

857
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 1: You like him?

858
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:53,560
Speaker 4: Is he?

859
00:42:54,000 --> 00:42:57,760
Speaker 1: I do I do? What is he saying? Miguel? Adorn

860
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 1: dawn down as in like a d A w n

861
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:07,520
Speaker 1: a dawn dawn, dawn at dawn? Or do you mean

862
00:43:07,600 --> 00:43:10,600
Speaker 1: like in the plays in Game of Thrones dawn where

863
00:43:10,680 --> 00:43:12,520
Speaker 1: Lord Oberon's from here is here is?

864
00:43:12,960 --> 00:43:13,080
Speaker 5: Oh?

865
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:13,680
Speaker 1: This is squarely?

866
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:14,000
Speaker 9: Is it?

867
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:19,839
Speaker 5: Oh?

868
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:24,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, you got it, Amelia, you got it.

869
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:25,719
Speaker 6: I got it.

870
00:43:25,880 --> 00:43:28,000
Speaker 1: Nice man. Well you also got free trip to the

871
00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: US to go to the best music vessel in the world.

872
00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,719
Speaker 1: That's a great Friday. Have a great day, believe this.

873
00:43:32,800 --> 00:43:33,800
Speaker 4: Thank you so much, Thank you.

874
00:43:34,680 --> 00:43:39,120
Speaker 1: Anything after that check it out on the podcast will

875
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:41,640
Speaker 1: and what wherever you get your podcasts. We will see

876
00:43:41,680 --> 00:43:44,760
Speaker 1: you on month day. Have a great weekend,