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Speaker 1: Jump mission with join Z and Amanda. As you say, Brendan,

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Speaker 1: there's a lot of dissension in America, a lot of

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Speaker 1: big speeches being made at the moment, but this one

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Speaker 1: has tickled my fancy. This is a Nebraska man. He's

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Speaker 1: made quite an extraordinary pitch to his local city council

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Speaker 1: leaders about boneless chicken wings that he says are the

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Speaker 1: scourge of society. So here is representing himself in the

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Speaker 1: local court.

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Speaker 2: I promise I won't take up too much of your

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Speaker 2: time here. My name is Andrew Christensen. Lincoln has the

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Speaker 2: opportunity to be a social leader in this country. We

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Speaker 2: have been casually ignoring a problem that has gotten so

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Speaker 2: out of control that our children are throwing around names

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Speaker 2: and words without even understanding their true meaning and treating

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Speaker 2: things as though they're normal. I go into nice family

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Speaker 2: restaurants and I see people throwing this name around and

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Speaker 2: pretending as though everything is just fine. I'm talking about

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Speaker 2: boneless chicken wings. I propose that we, as a city

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Speaker 2: removed the excuse me, I'm trying to.

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Speaker 3: Come on, really, no, really, I.

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Speaker 1: Have a listen. Actually, he makes a lot of sense.

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Speaker 2: I propose that we, as a city remove the name

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Speaker 2: boneless wings from our menus and from our hearts. These

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Speaker 2: are our reasons why. Number one, nothing about boneless chicken

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Speaker 2: wings actually come from the wing of a chicken. We

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Speaker 2: would be disgusted if a butcher was mislabeling their cuts

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Speaker 2: of meats. But then we go around and pretending as

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Speaker 2: though the breast of the chicken is its wing. Number two,

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Speaker 2: boneless chicken wings are just chicken tenders, which are already boneless.

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Speaker 2: I don't go to order boneless tacos. I don't go

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Speaker 2: and order boneless club sandwiches. I don't ask for boneless

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Speaker 2: auto repair. It's just what's expected. And then number three,

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Speaker 2: we need to raise our children better. Our children are

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Speaker 2: raised being afraid of having bones attached to their meat.

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Speaker 2: That's where meat comes from. It grows on bones. We

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Speaker 2: need to teach them that the wing of a chicken

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Speaker 2: is from a chicken and it's delition.

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Speaker 3: Okay, summary up, I propose that we rename boneless wings

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Speaker 3: in the city of Lincoln.

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Speaker 2: We can call them buffalo style chicken tenders. We can

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Speaker 2: call them wet tenders. We can call them saucy nugs

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Speaker 2: or trash. We can take these steps and show the country,

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Speaker 2: that where we stand, and that we understand that we've

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Speaker 2: been living alive for far too long, and we know

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Speaker 2: it because we feel it in our bones.

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Speaker 1: Saucy Nugs, of course was my prison name.

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Speaker 3: I have a dream. Well, what about the mcgrib? Didn't

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Speaker 3: get him started on the mcgrib.

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Speaker 1: What do you mean was that not a rib? Was

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Speaker 1: the McRib not arib?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you know what it wasn't? Of

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Speaker 1: course it wasn't. I feel so naive.

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Speaker 3: I've been made a fool of.

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Speaker 1: I'll get Andre on the line with Amanda