WEBVTT - #145: Boyfriendnesday 0:00:04.920 --> 0:00:10.600 Most of the black couple of Mitches yourself for the 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:12.879 rude shocks of young adults. 0:00:13.200 --> 0:00:15.600 Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:17.079 as a full one shot coffee? 0:00:17.239 --> 0:00:18.639 Bullshit, he's serious. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:23.320 Yeah, I'm going to god. Now what is it that 0:00:23.440 --> 0:00:25.280 says there is no caffeine in our. 0:00:27.320 --> 0:00:36.400 Nourie? And Mitchell coosyah, like you, what's happening? You get 0:00:36.400 --> 0:00:39.160 a clit, you get a clear, You get a clear 0:00:39.320 --> 0:00:40.000 if you're lucky. 0:00:40.159 --> 0:00:42.479 Oh my god, Mitchell's done his comedy shows by the 0:00:42.479 --> 0:00:45.560 time this is airing, they have both happened Sydney show. 0:00:45.640 --> 0:00:48.599 I've only done one of them at the time of record. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.920 I did Opening Night last night in Sydney. And that 0:00:52.120 --> 0:00:54.640 reference you get a clit, I feel like that could 0:00:54.640 --> 0:00:58.360 be really fucking confusing to people just listening to the podcast. Yeah, 0:00:58.440 --> 0:01:00.920 I had little toy clips that I'm myself just as 0:01:00.920 --> 0:01:05.720 a little souvenir for the audiences. Clay clip cli It's 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:06.320 very hard to say. 0:01:06.360 --> 0:01:09.280 Think I went to school with him. Clay kits and 0:01:09.319 --> 0:01:11.360 did you do you kill? And how did you bake 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:11.880 the clay? 0:01:11.959 --> 0:01:13.040 You just pop them in the oven? 0:01:13.280 --> 0:01:13.800 Oh really? 0:01:14.000 --> 0:01:15.880 Yeah? Actually need to order some more clay before the 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:17.880 Melbourne shows. It just reminded me I'm going to make 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.479 more claps. There are my demand my clips. 0:01:19.480 --> 0:01:21.440 Well, speaking of clip price, genes, welcome. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:23.920 Hi. So what do you do? 0:01:24.160 --> 0:01:27.840 Sorry? I just thought, do you it's clay? It hurts people. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.000 How do you throw it? Very gently? 0:01:30.200 --> 0:01:30.640 Yeah? 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:34.399 And like people who are wanting my clip, they make 0:01:34.440 --> 0:01:37.319 it obvious, you know, and so there's no risk of 0:01:37.319 --> 0:01:40.000 it falling and shattering of course. Yeah. 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:43.560 Well clips can take a beating from what I've heard. Yeah, 0:01:44.280 --> 0:01:49.200 any insight, no no comment, no comment. Have you ever 0:01:49.240 --> 0:01:50.040 seen a real one? 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.240 When would I ever seen a real one? 0:01:52.400 --> 0:01:54.360 I don't know the way out? 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:56.360 Maybe no cea section mate. 0:01:56.440 --> 0:01:59.560 Oh yeah, but you're a test tube. But you're like 0:01:59.720 --> 0:02:03.040 a old star gold Star gold start. Yeah, so you'll 0:02:03.200 --> 0:02:04.520 explain that again. That's so good. 0:02:04.800 --> 0:02:07.160 So gold Star, which, by the way, this whole thing 0:02:07.200 --> 0:02:10.040 is so outdated. A gold star gay you get that 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.959 satisfied never having slept with a woman. So you're fucking 0:02:13.000 --> 0:02:14.480 copper at this point. I am. 0:02:14.639 --> 0:02:18.440 I'm just gay. I'm old school nineties gay kids. 0:02:19.000 --> 0:02:21.880 A step above gold Star is platinum, which is what 0:02:21.960 --> 0:02:25.480 I am. Where I was born via cesaian I was 0:02:25.480 --> 0:02:27.079 a test tube babies, So I didn't go in the 0:02:27.160 --> 0:02:29.359 mud either. I've always in ever slept with a woman, 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.520 so I've just been avoiding pourst my entire existence. That's 0:02:32.600 --> 0:02:36.280 so good, zero contact whatsoever. Not that I have anything 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:39.040 against the moll. I just haven't had any reason to visit, 0:02:39.080 --> 0:02:41.119 you know, No, okay, kind of like the Great Wall 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.600 of China. I'm in no rush to fucking see it, 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.520 but I have nothing against it. I don't hate it. 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:49.880 Yeah, it seems like it'd be lovely, yeah, confusing, enjoy 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:51.720 it yea, yeah, yeah, of course. It seems like a 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:54.200 lot of a lot of effort and to find the 0:02:54.280 --> 0:02:58.480 damn thing. Yeah, okay, So the clay clip so you 0:02:58.520 --> 0:02:59.720 just throw them at this? Is there a point of 0:02:59.720 --> 0:03:00.560 the show were you throw that? 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:03.240 Yes? Yes, oh yeah, just wait until you see the show. 0:03:03.320 --> 0:03:04.880 You'll see and a general and I are going Friday. 0:03:05.720 --> 0:03:07.760 So how was Opening Night? Was great? 0:03:07.880 --> 0:03:10.200 It was good. Actually, I was a bit worried about 0:03:10.200 --> 0:03:14.600 this show because like last year's show wasn't as difficult 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.600 in the writing process this year, I fucking oh, I 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:20.680 really struggled, Like I was so frustrated during the fucking 0:03:20.919 --> 0:03:23.600 writing process. It was such a slog. I had writer's block, 0:03:23.760 --> 0:03:25.399 and so I was like, oh god, this might be shit. 0:03:25.840 --> 0:03:27.359 But the feedback I got was it was far better 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.600 than last year's show, which is right, wow, yeah, so 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.440 it's a whole new show, correct, completely new. Do you 0:03:32.480 --> 0:03:33.720 know what I did? Though? I fucked up in a 0:03:33.720 --> 0:03:37.120 way last night because I'd never done the show before. 0:03:37.160 --> 0:03:39.200 It was opening night, and so I hadn't really timed 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.000 it properly. Yeah, and you have to stick to an 0:03:41.040 --> 0:03:42.920 hour because there's a show on after you in the 0:03:42.920 --> 0:03:45.040 same theater, and they've got like ten minutes for me 0:03:45.080 --> 0:03:46.120 to bump out and then to bump in. 0:03:46.200 --> 0:03:48.000 So you have a big red clock that counts down. 0:03:48.120 --> 0:03:49.840 No, I just had my phone on stage, and so 0:03:49.960 --> 0:03:52.280 I checked my phone and I was like, oh fuck, 0:03:52.840 --> 0:03:55.720 it's eight fifty five. I got to wrap this by night. Yeah, 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.880 And so I wasn't finished it. I had to cut 0:03:57.880 --> 0:04:01.000 some stuff from the set. And then I remember that 0:04:01.040 --> 0:04:02.960 I started at eight ten and I could go into 0:04:02.960 --> 0:04:05.840 a nine ten. So because of my dumb, fucking maths, 0:04:06.000 --> 0:04:08.720 I accidentally robbed the audience of ten minutes of the show. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.200 But oh they wrapped it up at nine. I said, 0:04:11.200 --> 0:04:13.120 I'm done by and I was like, oh wait, fuck, 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:14.520 I had ten minutes to play with. 0:04:14.680 --> 0:04:17.400 So did you cut what you cut? You're going to 0:04:17.400 --> 0:04:18.320 bring back in on Friday? 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:21.320 Yeah? You sure? Oh my god, Yeah. 0:04:21.040 --> 0:04:23.040 I'm really excited. Are you gonna look out for me 0:04:23.080 --> 0:04:23.800 and throw me a clip? 0:04:24.960 --> 0:04:26.159 I don't want to play favorites. 0:04:26.360 --> 0:04:28.359 You'll see me in the crowd though. Man, it's like 0:04:28.400 --> 0:04:29.600 a fucking yeah, surprised. 0:04:29.600 --> 0:04:31.599 I can't see shit at past the two rows. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:33.240 Yeah, okay, well then we're front row. 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.559 I want to get a duck. 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:36.720 Oh, you're more likely to get a duck. I throw 0:04:36.760 --> 0:04:38.560 more of those, but the clips are limited edition? 0:04:38.720 --> 0:04:40.000 Is it like in the Easter Show when you've got 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:40.799 those ducks again. 0:04:40.600 --> 0:04:42.719 I feel like I need to give content the fucking 0:04:42.760 --> 0:04:44.680 The comedy show is called water for Ducks clip, and 0:04:44.680 --> 0:04:47.320 therefore I've got ducks and clips just to throw into 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.720 the audience at little things. Yeah, a party favor Yeah. 0:04:50.600 --> 0:04:52.400 You should put like twenty dollars. Stick your tab to 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:53.839 the bottom of them. Like at the Easter Show. You 0:04:53.839 --> 0:04:55.360 know those ducks you hook at your fish out of 0:04:55.400 --> 0:04:58.760 the water with it, you get duck and then one 0:04:58.760 --> 0:04:59.839 of them has cash on the bottom of. 0:05:00.200 --> 0:05:02.080 It's put an air tag and they're like, what the 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.839 fuck the stalking? Just try a duck. 0:05:04.960 --> 0:05:06.479 Yeah, but you shouldn't stick you dab, but you should 0:05:06.480 --> 0:05:08.280 get a scalpel and cut a little sleep and then 0:05:08.279 --> 0:05:08.880 slip it in. 0:05:08.960 --> 0:05:10.880 Yeah, and they play the duck back together. Yeah. 0:05:10.880 --> 0:05:12.880 So when they got to track it, it'll just lead 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:16.520 them to a duck. That's really fun, I think. 0:05:16.640 --> 0:05:18.599 But then they'll get a notification being like this air 0:05:18.640 --> 0:05:21.040 tag is being tracked near you. Yeah, where the fuck 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.040 is it? They wouldn't think to look in the duck. 0:05:24.000 --> 0:05:26.040 I didn't tee this, but I thought I was being tracked. 0:05:26.040 --> 0:05:29.200 I almost called called the local police because I kept 0:05:29.200 --> 0:05:31.040 I got a notification that said someone. 0:05:30.880 --> 0:05:33.679 Is tracking you because of the air tag. 0:05:34.120 --> 0:05:36.839 Because of an apple item. I got the notification and 0:05:36.880 --> 0:05:39.160 I went what And I checked it and it would 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:42.560 follow me from home to work to the shops around 0:05:42.640 --> 0:05:44.720 coals and I'm like, oh my god, somebody's trying to 0:05:44.800 --> 0:05:46.800 kill me. And I freak the fuck out. And then 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:48.320 what you can do is you can press play a 0:05:48.400 --> 0:05:50.240 sound and it plays it so you can locate the 0:05:50.240 --> 0:05:52.120 tag and then destroy it. So it was in my car. 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.600 Oh my god, someone's put it in my car. So 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:57.400 what I do is I press play, and I met 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:03.520 the car and yeah, so annoying. And I go in 0:06:03.520 --> 0:06:05.200 the back seat and it's under the back seats in 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.840 the car and it's my sister's AirPods that she's left. Oh, 0:06:07.880 --> 0:06:10.320 for God's sake, And it set off the same alarm. 0:06:10.320 --> 0:06:12.440 It's like someone's tracking and using a pair of air pods. 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.479 Well that's quite handy that you found them, actually, because 0:06:14.480 --> 0:06:16.640 if I lose AirPods, I'm like, that's it right off. 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:19.840 You never get I've spent thousands on new AirPods just 0:06:19.839 --> 0:06:21.119 because I've lost the damn things. 0:06:21.279 --> 0:06:23.440 I spent hours on the phone to the Sydney Opera 0:06:23.480 --> 0:06:25.360 House being like, I swear they're there, because do you 0:06:25.360 --> 0:06:28.120 remember when we were there together, when we went to 0:06:29.040 --> 0:06:32.679 the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race down Under season one? Yeah, 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:34.719 and I was sitting next to you and I stood 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.159 up and I heard. I was like, oh, did I 0:06:38.200 --> 0:06:42.680 drop something? And you really really confidently went no. I 0:06:42.800 --> 0:06:44.600 took and I took your word for it, and then 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:46.400 I went home and I went, fuck, we're on my AirPods. 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:48.839 I went on to find my deviceing at the Opera House, 0:06:48.960 --> 0:06:51.240 so I'm calling them going. I swear they're fucking there. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:52.920 I'll give you my seat number. They're there. I can 0:06:52.920 --> 0:06:55.000 see they're there. They were active like three minutes ago. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:58.839 They're there. They still haven't found them. I'm sorry. That's 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:00.800 my fault. I was like, did you something drop you at? 0:07:00.880 --> 0:07:01.040 Nah? 0:07:01.640 --> 0:07:05.080 Nothing, so confidently famously with the confidence that you've got 0:07:05.120 --> 0:07:08.680 me over the line. If you'd gone, oh, I'm not sure. 0:07:08.720 --> 0:07:10.840 I would have had a look. But no hitting here anything. 0:07:11.000 --> 0:07:11.640 You know me. 0:07:11.880 --> 0:07:14.400 You know not to take that for bible. That's like, now, 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:18.280 Jeffrey Darmat, did you kill anyone? Well, you know not 0:07:18.400 --> 0:07:18.960 to believe it. 0:07:19.280 --> 0:07:21.000 Yeah, I know now, I learned the hardway. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:24.000 Okay, well, chook us for the final show. Yes, you 0:07:24.040 --> 0:07:26.040 are going to Melbourne. Where's where tickets in your bio? 0:07:26.160 --> 0:07:26.320 Right? 0:07:26.960 --> 0:07:27.120 Oh? 0:07:27.200 --> 0:07:29.320 Yes, Lincoln bio on Instagram. But yeah no, by the 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.240 time this episode is out, still time to buy tickets 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:31.720 to Melbourne. 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.080 How exciting. Okay, we'll chook. 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:36.160 Us and then you'll be the first to know Darlin 0:07:36.280 --> 0:07:39.120 if there's more cities announced, don't you worry, brilliant, it's 0:07:39.160 --> 0:07:40.360 not yet. You're talking to the listener. 0:07:40.920 --> 0:07:42.360 Technically we will be the first to know. I'm sure 0:07:42.360 --> 0:07:44.440 you'll tell us before it's announced, so you'll be the 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.000 second to know. It's still really good. Thing'd hate to 0:07:48.000 --> 0:07:48.520 be third. 0:07:48.680 --> 0:07:51.040 Jesus embarrassing. Okay, let's start this. 0:07:51.120 --> 0:07:52.920 Is it just me? Every week we start the show 0:07:52.960 --> 0:07:56.040 the same way to iGEM's something we've noticed, something we 0:07:56.080 --> 0:07:57.960 hate to appreciate. You drinking tea. 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:00.560 Yeah, I thought I had a fucking window there where 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:01.600 you were doing the talk and I could have. 0:08:01.560 --> 0:08:04.560 A se tea from a firmous. 0:08:04.960 --> 0:08:07.000 It's a travel mug for coffee, but it's not that 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:08.520 drastic to put tea in there instead. 0:08:08.800 --> 0:08:12.400 But I don't ever think people travel with team on 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.280 the fly. I haven't even started the show, but tea 0:08:14.320 --> 0:08:16.760 isn't a travel thing. It's a sit down home in 0:08:16.800 --> 0:08:18.280 a mug. Hold it with both hands. 0:08:18.360 --> 0:08:20.600 It was gonna be, But then I looked at the 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:21.880 time and I went, fuck me, I'm going to be 0:08:21.960 --> 0:08:23.920 late for the podcast. I pop it in the travel month. 0:08:23.960 --> 0:08:24.560 I thought so too. 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:26.480 I was playing the new Zelda Teas of the Kingdom. 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:28.360 What oh was so good? 0:08:28.600 --> 0:08:28.760 Oh? 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:30.240 Is this another phase of yours? 0:08:30.880 --> 0:08:35.160 I've always been a gamer, g a y em I have. 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:37.599 I've got just switch with you. 0:08:37.920 --> 0:08:40.120 Oh well, because after this I do my radio show 0:08:40.160 --> 0:08:41.760 and have about an hour inter and break. 0:08:42.000 --> 0:08:44.079 Is that where you disappeared to every time we finish 0:08:44.120 --> 0:08:45.320 this podcast? You just finished? 0:08:45.440 --> 0:08:47.679 Do you just go and play your games? 0:08:48.559 --> 0:08:49.440 Game over? I died. 0:08:50.280 --> 0:08:55.960 I've been reacquainted with GTA recently, which one GTA five. Yeah, 0:08:56.000 --> 0:08:58.480 it's a bit sickening how much I enjoy stabbing people 0:08:58.480 --> 0:08:58.760 on there. 0:08:58.800 --> 0:08:59.000 Ah. 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:01.720 I like to get up it's impersonal and hear the squelchyeah. 0:09:01.800 --> 0:09:03.760 I don't like shooting from a distance, that's cowardly. I 0:09:03.800 --> 0:09:05.080 like to get up close and stab them. 0:09:05.200 --> 0:09:06.360 What I like to do is shoot them in the 0:09:06.440 --> 0:09:09.000 leg and then they try to get away and they 0:09:09.000 --> 0:09:11.200 think they've escaped. They're running to call their family. Then 0:09:11.240 --> 0:09:14.280 here I am in a Prius, run them over, reverse 0:09:14.360 --> 0:09:14.920 double check. 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:18.680 You know what's really fucked the grand theft auto cheat 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:23.199 where you have explosive bullets. Oh yeah, any bullets, Yes, 0:09:23.280 --> 0:09:24.000 blows them up. 0:09:24.080 --> 0:09:26.600 It's so fucking good. You can do explosive punches too, So. 0:09:27.000 --> 0:09:29.160 I mean, you've heard of King Hit, which we don't endorse, 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:32.079 but this is a coward punk coward punch. This is 0:09:32.360 --> 0:09:34.760 this is incredible. You walk up and you punch them 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:35.200 in the head and. 0:09:35.200 --> 0:09:38.839 They go, we are flying. I haven't seen that one. 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:41.000 I love it. Grand Theft Daughter is so much fun. 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.800 Oh god, house, and it's a bit fucked how much 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.160 humans enjoy that game. Oh yeah, Because I was at 0:09:47.160 --> 0:09:49.439 the airport coming back from Tazzy the other day and 0:09:49.520 --> 0:09:51.760 it's just once I've been playing too much DTA. It 0:09:52.160 --> 0:09:53.679 messes with my psycha because I was like, I could 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:57.599 hijack one of these planes. Where's my berserk up? Just 0:09:57.640 --> 0:10:01.080 walk up the cockpit press triangle you're in. And I 0:10:01.120 --> 0:10:03.480 said that out loud in the airports, like keep your 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:06.120 voice down, hijacked one of them. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:09.240 I think that often too. I often think I get 0:10:09.240 --> 0:10:10.880 that intrusive thought where I go. I could pull up 0:10:10.880 --> 0:10:14.280 this emergency exit, bro, Like I'm always in the emergency 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.360 exit because I'm so big, and I just got it's 0:10:16.400 --> 0:10:18.160 a lever and they make it so easy. 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:20.959 They tell you how to do it when you sit down. 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:23.480 That's so true. I've never thought of that. They go, all. 0:10:23.480 --> 0:10:25.760 Right, here's what you do if you want to open 0:10:25.800 --> 0:10:26.920 a door mid flight. 0:10:27.280 --> 0:10:28.760 I think that's a bit fucked by the way that 0:10:28.760 --> 0:10:32.520 that's on the passenger. Yes, fucked. I agree. 0:10:32.559 --> 0:10:34.360 I was on a flight recently where there was an 0:10:34.400 --> 0:10:36.320 elderly couple next to me, and they moved them because 0:10:36.360 --> 0:10:37.880 they weren't they were very old. 0:10:38.080 --> 0:10:40.160 They didn't trust them in the event of an emergency. 0:10:40.240 --> 0:10:41.880 Yeah, they said, hey, we hate to do this, but 0:10:42.520 --> 0:10:45.240 you couldn't open that door. If you try, you can 0:10:45.280 --> 0:10:48.440 really wipe your own arms, you know, don't anyway, And 0:10:48.480 --> 0:10:50.640 they had this whole argument that we've paid for. 0:10:50.640 --> 0:10:52.160 This and want to. 0:10:53.760 --> 0:10:57.000 Yeah, anyway, fellow gamers Tears of the Kingdom add me 0:10:57.040 --> 0:11:01.160 on switch. I'll message me your friendship codes on a 0:11:01.200 --> 0:11:02.400 couple of mitches. We'll play together. 0:11:02.480 --> 0:11:06.200 Yeah, all right, have I done the intro? Yeah? Yeah, 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:09.559 about ten minutes ago. Sorry, sorry, sorry, she wants to 0:11:09.600 --> 0:11:12.080 go first. By the way, I should mention coming up today, 0:11:13.360 --> 0:11:16.160 A bunch of different news bloopers happened during the week, 0:11:16.240 --> 0:11:18.240 and I've got a conspiracy theory about it. 0:11:18.360 --> 0:11:19.920 Yeah, Mitch called me. He was manic. 0:11:20.280 --> 0:11:23.520 Yeah, I will sound a bit insane, but something's happened. 0:11:23.960 --> 0:11:24.600 I'm excited. 0:11:24.600 --> 0:11:25.800 It was one of those people on the side of 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:28.880 the road with a cardboard sign that says God is coming, 0:11:29.679 --> 0:11:31.560 UFOs are coming. I'm like, all right mate. 0:11:31.600 --> 0:11:34.600 You know there's something tying and moll together these bloopers. 0:11:34.640 --> 0:11:37.880 Okay, I'm keenan, that's on the way. Should I jump in? 0:11:37.960 --> 0:11:38.120 Yep? 0:11:38.240 --> 0:11:44.520 Go for first? Is it just me? Have cinema's really 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:47.840 given up on the no food in cinema rule and. 0:11:47.920 --> 0:11:50.400 Then smuggling supermarket food in your purse? 0:11:50.559 --> 0:11:50.800 Yes? 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.840 When did they drop it? The rules on that? Back 0:11:54.840 --> 0:11:57.160 in my day, you used to shove a whole fucking 0:11:57.200 --> 0:11:59.400 six packer up and goes into your crouch and then 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:02.160 like I been to the theater so you weren't caught, 0:12:02.360 --> 0:12:04.599 and that little eighteen year old checking the tickets and 0:12:04.720 --> 0:12:07.280 scan you up and down to make sure you have Yes, 0:12:07.320 --> 0:12:09.000 you didn't have any m and ms under your armpits, 0:12:09.000 --> 0:12:10.960 so you didn't have any popcorn that you didn't pay 0:12:11.000 --> 0:12:13.560 for in the cinema wrapped in your jacket. I think 0:12:13.600 --> 0:12:16.320 sometimes it was like going through hotel security. They'd like 0:12:16.520 --> 0:12:18.800 make you open your trench coat and they'd scan you. 0:12:18.920 --> 0:12:21.080 I remember, I don't think that ever happened to me. 0:12:21.160 --> 0:12:23.560 Wow, Because we will get the lollies and stuff from 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:26.000 Big w because it was next door cheap, and then 0:12:26.679 --> 0:12:29.959 like literally hide it under our clothes yees walk through 0:12:30.679 --> 0:12:35.280 and so suspiciously. Yeah, totally, they would really check you. 0:12:35.400 --> 0:12:37.760 The thing is, this was never communicated. So I'm such 0:12:37.760 --> 0:12:40.120 a goodie two shoes that i will pay for my 0:12:40.240 --> 0:12:42.600 nineteen dollar fucking popcorn and my M and ms that 0:12:42.640 --> 0:12:45.160 cost nineteen dollars, and I'll walk in. I'll pay for 0:12:45.200 --> 0:12:47.280 my ticket. It's one hundred dollars day out of the movies, 0:12:47.520 --> 0:12:49.120 and I'll walk in and I'll sit next to This 0:12:49.160 --> 0:12:51.360 actually happened the other day, and the bitch next to 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:55.280 me in Lux was eating a don Bowy bowl? What 0:12:55.679 --> 0:12:59.880 a don Bury Wow? A Japanese rice bowl with chopsticks? 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:03.200 How did you get that in? Maybe you're next to. 0:13:03.200 --> 0:13:06.000 Me, he's got CC's, she's bought from Carl's chomping down. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.520 Maybe cinemas are just fucking happy to have people there 0:13:09.600 --> 0:13:12.880 because they did cop a bit of loss after the pandemic. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.440 Maybe they're just happy to have people there. They let 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:16.160 you get away with anything. I've fucking ripped a bong 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:18.600 in a cinema before that. Give a ship? Did you 0:13:18.760 --> 0:13:19.720 hop box that bitch? 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:21.600 Have you ever had sex in the cinema? 0:13:21.720 --> 0:13:24.200 No, I haven't actually done a bong. By the way, 0:13:24.200 --> 0:13:25.280 I do feel like I need to clarify. 0:13:25.280 --> 0:13:27.880 Oh, I thought that that checks out. I love our 0:13:27.920 --> 0:13:30.200 general I like, hilarious happened? You're like, yeah, no, that 0:13:30.240 --> 0:13:32.160 sounds like you. There's a real fine line of jokes 0:13:32.160 --> 0:13:36.160 on this show. Ha heart ridiculous or her heart real? Yeah. No, 0:13:36.400 --> 0:13:41.160 I've I've received a blowjob in a cinema have yeah. Yeah, 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:42.959 back in my early days of like young youth. 0:13:43.000 --> 0:13:46.199 I hope it wasn't too young in youthful she careful. No, 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:50.040 I was like twenty four, Oh right, that's long ago. 0:13:50.080 --> 0:13:52.520 You're fine. No, it wasn't. Actually it was young and youthful, 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:53.319 very enjoyable. 0:13:53.360 --> 0:13:57.600 I didn't watch the movie any Birds. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:14:01.559 The film, yeah, bit of an angry, fucking budget down 0:14:01.600 --> 0:14:01.960 his pants. 0:14:02.040 --> 0:14:03.760 Yeah, it was a marterer bird, more like a hawk. 0:14:03.760 --> 0:14:06.240 Where I was that little piggy. 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.440 I was like, yeah, more you know those little green piggies. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:11.480 That was me. He was He was the bluebird because 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:13.400 there was a lot of it. He just wanted he 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:14.400 split the three. 0:14:16.360 --> 0:14:22.239 His birds went blue afterwards, ARG trained them anyway, Angerbirds. 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.280 The movie didn't see much of it. 0:14:24.400 --> 0:14:27.440 So did you actually snuggle popcorn in? Because like, of 0:14:27.520 --> 0:14:29.640 all the things you have to give the cinemas credit 0:14:29.640 --> 0:14:31.920 for it's making popcorn better than anyone else can't. 0:14:32.080 --> 0:14:35.120 Yes, no, no, no, it's not popcorn. It's more so. All 0:14:35.200 --> 0:14:37.240 the movies are always in a westfield, So there's a 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:39.440 colds are a Wools next door or an IgA, and 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:41.760 you go and get you pay good prices for peanuts, 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:43.520 M and ms. You pay three bucks. You don't pay 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:46.400 nine dollars. You get more teasers for two dollars and 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:48.960 then you walk in. But yeah, like it used to 0:14:49.040 --> 0:14:50.880 be a big thing. Maybe it's a cultural thing, like 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:53.800 a regional thing. But where I grew up, you could 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.560 not bring anything that you didn't pay for at the 0:14:56.560 --> 0:14:57.720 snack bar into the movie. 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.480 Yes, like we used to do that on the d L. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:02.520 But no one ever checked. That's the weird thing. I've 0:15:02.560 --> 0:15:04.920 never heard of people being actually physically checked. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.000 I was turned away far what were you? 0:15:07.160 --> 0:15:07.360 Yeah? 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.960 At Greater Union, Miranda. 0:15:09.840 --> 0:15:12.320 I remember once I tried to bring a hot chocolate in, Yeah, 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.480 and they said nat drink it before you go in, 0:15:14.600 --> 0:15:14.960 And you know. 0:15:14.880 --> 0:15:17.800 They did that grab fucking burning habit. I know. I 0:15:18.000 --> 0:15:21.720 poured it over Jenna's head and then spat in the face. 0:15:21.920 --> 0:15:22.280 The face. 0:15:24.160 --> 0:15:26.040 This is a greater union point. 0:15:26.320 --> 0:15:31.240 We're family. Yeah quickly, I'm an event cinemas guy. 0:15:31.920 --> 0:15:32.640 I hate hoids. 0:15:32.960 --> 0:15:33.640 Give me the ick? 0:15:33.840 --> 0:15:37.040 Oh fuck me? Can you explain the difference. They are 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.440 exactly the same in my mind? 0:15:38.840 --> 0:15:39.720 How are they different? 0:15:39.800 --> 0:15:43.440 Event cinema has a better class system, like when you 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:46.880 shut up when you fly, you've got. 0:15:46.720 --> 0:15:50.520 To watch films with pears. That's not what I mean. 0:15:50.880 --> 0:15:55.200 They've got economy business first in an event. They've got 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.960 standard for bony asses that I find my heavy set ass. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:15:59.800 Now I need the lux. 0:16:00.000 --> 0:16:02.160 Are you seriously telling me that they have business class 0:16:02.160 --> 0:16:02.720 in the cinema. 0:16:02.800 --> 0:16:05.960 Yeah, they are half reclined. And then you go gold class, 0:16:05.960 --> 0:16:08.920 which is of course it's elite. But then houts is like, 0:16:09.600 --> 0:16:15.800 oh four exity, why booge or something bougie. It's like 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:17.800 so boring, it's cringe. Makes me cringe. 0:16:17.880 --> 0:16:19.920 So you're telling me that you're well off enough to 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.040 pay for gold class, but you're tooth scabbed it by 0:16:22.080 --> 0:16:26.440 a packet of fucking fantastic. Yes, you're smuggling in the 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:27.000 cheap ship. 0:16:27.680 --> 0:16:29.160