Speaker 1: Most of the black couple of Mitches yourself for the
Speaker 1: rude shocks of young adults.
Speaker 2: Did you know this? And Apple has the same caffeine
Speaker 2: as a full one shot coffee?
Speaker 1: Bullshit, he's serious.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going to god. Now what is it that
Speaker 2: says there is no caffeine in our.
Speaker 1: Nourie? And Mitchell coosyah, like you, what's happening? You get
Speaker 1: a clit, you get a clear, You get a clear
Speaker 1: if you're lucky.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Mitchell's done his comedy shows by the
Speaker 2: time this is airing, they have both happened Sydney show.
Speaker 1: I've only done one of them at the time of record.
Speaker 1: I did Opening Night last night in Sydney. And that
Speaker 1: reference you get a clit, I feel like that could
Speaker 1: be really fucking confusing to people just listening to the podcast. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had little toy clips that I'm myself just as
Speaker 1: a little souvenir for the audiences. Clay clip cli It's
Speaker 1: very hard to say.
Speaker 2: Think I went to school with him. Clay kits and
Speaker 2: did you do you kill? And how did you bake
Speaker 2: the clay?
Speaker 1: You just pop them in the oven?
Speaker 2: Oh really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually need to order some more clay before the
Speaker 1: Melbourne shows. It just reminded me I'm going to make
Speaker 1: more claps. There are my demand my clips.
Speaker 2: Well, speaking of clip price, genes, welcome.
Speaker 1: Hi. So what do you do?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I just thought, do you it's clay? It hurts people.
Speaker 1: How do you throw it? Very gently?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And like people who are wanting my clip, they make
Speaker 1: it obvious, you know, and so there's no risk of
Speaker 1: it falling and shattering of course. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well clips can take a beating from what I've heard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: any insight, no no comment, no comment. Have you ever
Speaker 2: seen a real one?
Speaker 1: When would I ever seen a real one?
Speaker 2: I don't know the way out?
Speaker 1: Maybe no cea section mate.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but you're a test tube. But you're like
Speaker 2: a old star gold Star gold start. Yeah, so you'll
Speaker 2: explain that again. That's so good.
Speaker 1: So gold Star, which, by the way, this whole thing
Speaker 1: is so outdated. A gold star gay you get that
Speaker 1: satisfied never having slept with a woman. So you're fucking
Speaker 1: copper at this point. I am.
Speaker 2: I'm just gay. I'm old school nineties gay kids.
Speaker 1: A step above gold Star is platinum, which is what
Speaker 1: I am. Where I was born via cesaian I was
Speaker 1: a test tube babies, So I didn't go in the
Speaker 1: mud either. I've always in ever slept with a woman,
Speaker 1: so I've just been avoiding pourst my entire existence. That's
Speaker 1: so good, zero contact whatsoever. Not that I have anything
Speaker 1: against the moll. I just haven't had any reason to visit,
Speaker 1: you know, No, okay, kind of like the Great Wall
Speaker 1: of China. I'm in no rush to fucking see it,
Speaker 1: but I have nothing against it. I don't hate it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it seems like it'd be lovely, yeah, confusing, enjoy
Speaker 2: it yea, yeah, yeah, of course. It seems like a
Speaker 2: lot of a lot of effort and to find the
Speaker 2: damn thing. Yeah, okay, So the clay clip so you
Speaker 2: just throw them at this? Is there a point of
Speaker 2: the show were you throw that?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, oh yeah, just wait until you see the show.
Speaker 2: You'll see and a general and I are going Friday.
Speaker 2: So how was Opening Night? Was great?
Speaker 1: It was good. Actually, I was a bit worried about
Speaker 1: this show because like last year's show wasn't as difficult
Speaker 1: in the writing process this year, I fucking oh, I
Speaker 1: really struggled, Like I was so frustrated during the fucking
Speaker 1: writing process. It was such a slog. I had writer's block,
Speaker 1: and so I was like, oh god, this might be shit.
Speaker 1: But the feedback I got was it was far better
Speaker 1: than last year's show, which is right, wow, yeah, so
Speaker 1: it's a whole new show, correct, completely new. Do you
Speaker 1: know what I did? Though? I fucked up in a
Speaker 1: way last night because I'd never done the show before.
Speaker 1: It was opening night, and so I hadn't really timed
Speaker 1: it properly. Yeah, and you have to stick to an
Speaker 1: hour because there's a show on after you in the
Speaker 1: same theater, and they've got like ten minutes for me
Speaker 1: to bump out and then to bump in.
Speaker 2: So you have a big red clock that counts down.
Speaker 1: No, I just had my phone on stage, and so
Speaker 1: I checked my phone and I was like, oh fuck,
Speaker 1: it's eight fifty five. I got to wrap this by night. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so I wasn't finished it. I had to cut
Speaker 1: some stuff from the set. And then I remember that
Speaker 1: I started at eight ten and I could go into
Speaker 1: a nine ten. So because of my dumb, fucking maths,
Speaker 1: I accidentally robbed the audience of ten minutes of the show.
Speaker 1: But oh they wrapped it up at nine. I said,
Speaker 1: I'm done by and I was like, oh wait, fuck,
Speaker 1: I had ten minutes to play with.
Speaker 2: So did you cut what you cut? You're going to
Speaker 2: bring back in on Friday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You sure? Oh my god, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I'm really excited. Are you gonna look out for me
Speaker 2: and throw me a clip?
Speaker 1: I don't want to play favorites.
Speaker 2: You'll see me in the crowd though. Man, it's like
Speaker 2: a fucking yeah, surprised.
Speaker 1: I can't see shit at past the two rows.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well then we're front row.
Speaker 3: I want to get a duck.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're more likely to get a duck. I throw
Speaker 1: more of those, but the clips are limited edition?
Speaker 2: Is it like in the Easter Show when you've got
Speaker 2: those ducks again.
Speaker 1: I feel like I need to give content the fucking
Speaker 1: The comedy show is called water for Ducks clip, and
Speaker 1: therefore I've got ducks and clips just to throw into
Speaker 1: the audience at little things. Yeah, a party favor Yeah.
Speaker 2: You should put like twenty dollars. Stick your tab to
Speaker 2: the bottom of them. Like at the Easter Show. You
Speaker 2: know those ducks you hook at your fish out of
Speaker 2: the water with it, you get duck and then one
Speaker 2: of them has cash on the bottom of.
Speaker 1: It's put an air tag and they're like, what the
Speaker 1: fuck the stalking? Just try a duck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you shouldn't stick you dab, but you should
Speaker 2: get a scalpel and cut a little sleep and then
Speaker 2: slip it in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they play the duck back together. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when they got to track it, it'll just lead
Speaker 2: them to a duck. That's really fun, I think.
Speaker 1: But then they'll get a notification being like this air
Speaker 1: tag is being tracked near you. Yeah, where the fuck
Speaker 1: is it? They wouldn't think to look in the duck.
Speaker 2: I didn't tee this, but I thought I was being tracked.
Speaker 2: I almost called called the local police because I kept
Speaker 2: I got a notification that said someone.
Speaker 1: Is tracking you because of the air tag.
Speaker 2: Because of an apple item. I got the notification and
Speaker 2: I went what And I checked it and it would
Speaker 2: follow me from home to work to the shops around
Speaker 2: coals and I'm like, oh my god, somebody's trying to
Speaker 2: kill me. And I freak the fuck out. And then
Speaker 2: what you can do is you can press play a
Speaker 2: sound and it plays it so you can locate the
Speaker 2: tag and then destroy it. So it was in my car.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, someone's put it in my car. So
Speaker 2: what I do is I press play, and I met
Speaker 2: the car and yeah, so annoying. And I go in
Speaker 2: the back seat and it's under the back seats in
Speaker 2: the car and it's my sister's AirPods that she's left. Oh,
Speaker 2: for God's sake, And it set off the same alarm.
Speaker 2: It's like someone's tracking and using a pair of air pods.
Speaker 1: Well that's quite handy that you found them, actually, because
Speaker 1: if I lose AirPods, I'm like, that's it right off.
Speaker 2: You never get I've spent thousands on new AirPods just
Speaker 2: because I've lost the damn things.
Speaker 1: I spent hours on the phone to the Sydney Opera
Speaker 1: House being like, I swear they're there, because do you
Speaker 1: remember when we were there together, when we went to
Speaker 1: the premiere of RuPaul's Drag Race down Under season one? Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I was sitting next to you and I stood
Speaker 1: up and I heard. I was like, oh, did I
Speaker 1: drop something? And you really really confidently went no. I
Speaker 1: took and I took your word for it, and then
Speaker 1: I went home and I went, fuck, we're on my AirPods.
Speaker 1: I went on to find my deviceing at the Opera House,
Speaker 1: so I'm calling them going. I swear they're fucking there.
Speaker 1: I'll give you my seat number. They're there. I can
Speaker 1: see they're there. They were active like three minutes ago.
Speaker 1: They're there. They still haven't found them. I'm sorry. That's
Speaker 1: my fault. I was like, did you something drop you at?
Speaker 2: Nah?
Speaker 1: Nothing, so confidently famously with the confidence that you've got
Speaker 1: me over the line. If you'd gone, oh, I'm not sure.
Speaker 1: I would have had a look. But no hitting here anything.
Speaker 1: You know me.
Speaker 2: You know not to take that for bible. That's like, now,
Speaker 2: Jeffrey Darmat, did you kill anyone? Well, you know not
Speaker 2: to believe it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know now, I learned the hardway.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, chook us for the final show. Yes, you
Speaker 2: are going to Melbourne. Where's where tickets in your bio?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yes, Lincoln bio on Instagram. But yeah no, by the
Speaker 1: time this episode is out, still time to buy tickets
Speaker 1: to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: How exciting. Okay, we'll chook.
Speaker 1: Us and then you'll be the first to know Darlin
Speaker 1: if there's more cities announced, don't you worry, brilliant, it's
Speaker 1: not yet. You're talking to the listener.
Speaker 2: Technically we will be the first to know. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you'll tell us before it's announced, so you'll be the
Speaker 2: second to know. It's still really good. Thing'd hate to
Speaker 2: be third.
Speaker 1: Jesus embarrassing. Okay, let's start this.
Speaker 2: Is it just me? Every week we start the show
Speaker 2: the same way to iGEM's something we've noticed, something we
Speaker 2: hate to appreciate. You drinking tea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought I had a fucking window there where
Speaker 1: you were doing the talk and I could have.
Speaker 2: A se tea from a firmous.
Speaker 1: It's a travel mug for coffee, but it's not that
Speaker 1: drastic to put tea in there instead.
Speaker 2: But I don't ever think people travel with team on
Speaker 2: the fly. I haven't even started the show, but tea
Speaker 2: isn't a travel thing. It's a sit down home in
Speaker 2: a mug. Hold it with both hands.
Speaker 1: It was gonna be, But then I looked at the
Speaker 1: time and I went, fuck me, I'm going to be
Speaker 1: late for the podcast. I pop it in the travel month.
Speaker 1: I thought so too.
Speaker 2: I was playing the new Zelda Teas of the Kingdom.
Speaker 2: What oh was so good?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: Is this another phase of yours?
Speaker 2: I've always been a gamer, g a y em I have.
Speaker 1: I've got just switch with you.
Speaker 2: Oh well, because after this I do my radio show
Speaker 2: and have about an hour inter and break.
Speaker 1: Is that where you disappeared to every time we finish
Speaker 1: this podcast? You just finished?
Speaker 3: Do you just go and play your games?
Speaker 2: Game over? I died.
Speaker 1: I've been reacquainted with GTA recently, which one GTA five. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a bit sickening how much I enjoy stabbing people
Speaker 1: on there.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 1: I like to get up it's impersonal and hear the squelchyeah.
Speaker 1: I don't like shooting from a distance, that's cowardly. I
Speaker 1: like to get up close and stab them.
Speaker 2: What I like to do is shoot them in the
Speaker 2: leg and then they try to get away and they
Speaker 2: think they've escaped. They're running to call their family. Then
Speaker 2: here I am in a Prius, run them over, reverse
Speaker 2: double check.
Speaker 1: You know what's really fucked the grand theft auto cheat
Speaker 1: where you have explosive bullets. Oh yeah, any bullets, Yes,
Speaker 1: blows them up.
Speaker 2: It's so fucking good. You can do explosive punches too, So.
Speaker 2: I mean, you've heard of King Hit, which we don't endorse,
Speaker 2: but this is a coward punk coward punch. This is
Speaker 2: this is incredible. You walk up and you punch them
Speaker 2: in the head and.
Speaker 1: They go, we are flying. I haven't seen that one.
Speaker 2: I love it. Grand Theft Daughter is so much fun.
Speaker 1: Oh god, house, and it's a bit fucked how much
Speaker 1: humans enjoy that game. Oh yeah, Because I was at
Speaker 1: the airport coming back from Tazzy the other day and
Speaker 1: it's just once I've been playing too much DTA. It
Speaker 1: messes with my psycha because I was like, I could
Speaker 1: hijack one of these planes. Where's my berserk up? Just
Speaker 1: walk up the cockpit press triangle you're in. And I
Speaker 1: said that out loud in the airports, like keep your
Speaker 1: voice down, hijacked one of them.
Speaker 2: I think that often too. I often think I get
Speaker 2: that intrusive thought where I go. I could pull up
Speaker 2: this emergency exit, bro, Like I'm always in the emergency
Speaker 2: exit because I'm so big, and I just got it's
Speaker 2: a lever and they make it so easy.
Speaker 1: They tell you how to do it when you sit down.
Speaker 1: That's so true. I've never thought of that. They go, all.
Speaker 2: Right, here's what you do if you want to open
Speaker 2: a door mid flight.
Speaker 1: I think that's a bit fucked by the way that
Speaker 1: that's on the passenger. Yes, fucked. I agree.
Speaker 2: I was on a flight recently where there was an
Speaker 2: elderly couple next to me, and they moved them because
Speaker 2: they weren't they were very old.
Speaker 1: They didn't trust them in the event of an emergency.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they said, hey, we hate to do this, but
Speaker 2: you couldn't open that door. If you try, you can
Speaker 2: really wipe your own arms, you know, don't anyway, And
Speaker 2: they had this whole argument that we've paid for.
Speaker 1: This and want to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, fellow gamers Tears of the Kingdom add me
Speaker 2: on switch. I'll message me your friendship codes on a
Speaker 2: couple of mitches. We'll play together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, have I done the intro? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: about ten minutes ago. Sorry, sorry, sorry, she wants to
Speaker 1: go first. By the way, I should mention coming up today,
Speaker 1: A bunch of different news bloopers happened during the week,
Speaker 1: and I've got a conspiracy theory about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Mitch called me. He was manic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I will sound a bit insane, but something's happened.
Speaker 3: I'm excited.
Speaker 2: It was one of those people on the side of
Speaker 2: the road with a cardboard sign that says God is coming,
Speaker 2: UFOs are coming. I'm like, all right mate.
Speaker 1: You know there's something tying and moll together these bloopers.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm keenan, that's on the way. Should I jump in?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 2: Go for first? Is it just me? Have cinema's really
Speaker 2: given up on the no food in cinema rule and.
Speaker 1: Then smuggling supermarket food in your purse?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 2: When did they drop it? The rules on that? Back
Speaker 2: in my day, you used to shove a whole fucking
Speaker 2: six packer up and goes into your crouch and then
Speaker 2: like I been to the theater so you weren't caught,
Speaker 2: and that little eighteen year old checking the tickets and
Speaker 2: scan you up and down to make sure you have Yes,
Speaker 2: you didn't have any m and ms under your armpits,
Speaker 2: so you didn't have any popcorn that you didn't pay
Speaker 2: for in the cinema wrapped in your jacket. I think
Speaker 2: sometimes it was like going through hotel security. They'd like
Speaker 2: make you open your trench coat and they'd scan you.
Speaker 1: I remember, I don't think that ever happened to me.
Speaker 4: Wow, Because we will get the lollies and stuff from
Speaker 4: Big w because it was next door cheap, and then
Speaker 4: like literally hide it under our clothes yees walk through
Speaker 4: and so suspiciously. Yeah, totally, they would really check you.
Speaker 2: The thing is, this was never communicated. So I'm such
Speaker 2: a goodie two shoes that i will pay for my
Speaker 2: nineteen dollar fucking popcorn and my M and ms that
Speaker 2: cost nineteen dollars, and I'll walk in. I'll pay for
Speaker 2: my ticket. It's one hundred dollars day out of the movies,
Speaker 2: and I'll walk in and I'll sit next to This
Speaker 2: actually happened the other day, and the bitch next to
Speaker 2: me in Lux was eating a don Bowy bowl? What
Speaker 2: a don Bury Wow? A Japanese rice bowl with chopsticks?
Speaker 1: How did you get that in? Maybe you're next to.
Speaker 2: Me, he's got CC's, she's bought from Carl's chomping down.
Speaker 1: Maybe cinemas are just fucking happy to have people there
Speaker 1: because they did cop a bit of loss after the pandemic.
Speaker 1: Maybe they're just happy to have people there. They let
Speaker 1: you get away with anything. I've fucking ripped a bong
Speaker 1: in a cinema before that. Give a ship? Did you
Speaker 1: hop box that bitch?
Speaker 2: Have you ever had sex in the cinema?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't actually done a bong. By the way,
Speaker 1: I do feel like I need to clarify.
Speaker 2: Oh, I thought that that checks out. I love our
Speaker 2: general I like, hilarious happened? You're like, yeah, no, that
Speaker 2: sounds like you. There's a real fine line of jokes
Speaker 2: on this show. Ha heart ridiculous or her heart real? Yeah. No,
Speaker 2: I've I've received a blowjob in a cinema have yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: back in my early days of like young youth.
Speaker 1: I hope it wasn't too young in youthful she careful. No,
Speaker 1: I was like twenty four, Oh right, that's long ago.
Speaker 1: You're fine. No, it wasn't. Actually it was young and youthful,
Speaker 1: very enjoyable.
Speaker 2: I didn't watch the movie any Birds.
Speaker 1: The film, yeah, bit of an angry, fucking budget down
Speaker 1: his pants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a marterer bird, more like a hawk.
Speaker 1: Where I was that little piggy.
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, more you know those little green piggies.
Speaker 2: That was me. He was He was the bluebird because
Speaker 2: there was a lot of it. He just wanted he
Speaker 2: split the three.
Speaker 1: His birds went blue afterwards, ARG trained them anyway, Angerbirds.
Speaker 2: The movie didn't see much of it.
Speaker 1: So did you actually snuggle popcorn in? Because like, of
Speaker 1: all the things you have to give the cinemas credit
Speaker 1: for it's making popcorn better than anyone else can't.
Speaker 2: Yes, no, no, no, it's not popcorn. It's more so. All
Speaker 2: the movies are always in a westfield, So there's a
Speaker 2: colds are a Wools next door or an IgA, and
Speaker 2: you go and get you pay good prices for peanuts,
Speaker 2: M and ms. You pay three bucks. You don't pay
Speaker 2: nine dollars. You get more teasers for two dollars and
Speaker 2: then you walk in. But yeah, like it used to
Speaker 2: be a big thing. Maybe it's a cultural thing, like
Speaker 2: a regional thing. But where I grew up, you could
Speaker 2: not bring anything that you didn't pay for at the
Speaker 2: snack bar into the movie.
Speaker 1: Yes, like we used to do that on the d L.
Speaker 1: But no one ever checked. That's the weird thing. I've
Speaker 1: never heard of people being actually physically checked.
Speaker 2: I was turned away far what were you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: At Greater Union, Miranda.
Speaker 4: I remember once I tried to bring a hot chocolate in, Yeah,
Speaker 4: and they said nat drink it before you go in,
Speaker 4: And you know.
Speaker 1: They did that grab fucking burning habit. I know. I
Speaker 1: poured it over Jenna's head and then spat in the face.
Speaker 2: The face.
Speaker 1: This is a greater union point.
Speaker 2: We're family. Yeah quickly, I'm an event cinemas guy.
Speaker 1: I hate hoids.
Speaker 2: Give me the ick?
Speaker 1: Oh fuck me? Can you explain the difference. They are
Speaker 1: exactly the same in my mind?
Speaker 3: How are they different?
Speaker 2: Event cinema has a better class system, like when you
Speaker 2: shut up when you fly, you've got.
Speaker 1: To watch films with pears. That's not what I mean.
Speaker 2: They've got economy business first in an event. They've got
Speaker 2: standard for bony asses that I find my heavy set ass.
Speaker 2: Now I need the lux.
Speaker 1: Are you seriously telling me that they have business class
Speaker 1: in the cinema.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are half reclined. And then you go gold class,
Speaker 2: which is of course it's elite. But then houts is like,
Speaker 2: oh four exity, why booge or something bougie. It's like
Speaker 2: so boring, it's cringe. Makes me cringe.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me that you're well off enough to
Speaker 1: pay for gold class, but you're tooth scabbed it by
Speaker 1: a packet of fucking fantastic. Yes, you're smuggling in the
Speaker 1: cheap ship.
Speaker 3: What about reading cinema.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be caught dead in a reading.
Speaker 1: I have a good independent cinema Yes, what's the one in.
Speaker 2: Leichhart Golden Age.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, it's a palace palace.
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, palace is beautiful.
Speaker 1: I love that one.
Speaker 2: No, I'm all for that. I love an independent if
Speaker 2: it's got character and charm.
Speaker 1: Yes, I agree.
Speaker 2: There's one in Surrey Hills.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: I don't fit the seats at Dandy. I refuse to
Speaker 2: go to Dandy.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 2: I saw Marcel the Shell with shoes on in Dandy
Speaker 2: and I had to walk out. Chair was still attached.
Speaker 2: It's awful. My hips don't fit in the I'm not joking. Really,
Speaker 2: I don't fit the chairs at Dendy. It's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: I remember seeing some dog millionaire and my hips were
Speaker 2: realigned from sitting in that chair.
Speaker 3: I've still got bruises that it was two thousand and eight,
Speaker 3: eight good memory.
Speaker 1: I speaking of which that does tying quite nicely with
Speaker 1: my Is it just me this week?
Speaker 2: So? I don't think we can rab it on about
Speaker 2: cinnatas for much longer.
Speaker 1: Oh I could go for days. Yes, when you're ready?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: Do you reckon a lot of your injuries are self inflicted?
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd say so, Yes, Yeah, i'd say so.
Speaker 1: I feel like I make a lot of them worse
Speaker 1: by paying too much attention to them. Oh and like
Speaker 1: dithering over them too much.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you talking mental injuries?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, although that also could count. But what
Speaker 1: I mean is, like, you know how I had my
Speaker 1: RSI my wrist when I worked here. Yes, all the
Speaker 1: videos I was editing and I was doing all the
Speaker 1: keyboard shortcuts for hours on end, so my hand got
Speaker 1: all munted. That was so painful, and I was so
Speaker 1: hyper focus on making it better that I probably fucking
Speaker 1: made it worse because I was massaging it with voltaire
Speaker 1: and a million times a day. I was putting it
Speaker 1: in splints and stuff, and I was just so obsessed
Speaker 1: with making this thing better that I probably made it worse,
Speaker 1: like an ingrown toenail. Yeah, just leave it the fuck alone. Yes,
Speaker 1: half the time, you make it worse by trying to
Speaker 1: make it better.
Speaker 2: You pick, you pick your picky, and it gets deeper, deeper, pussier,
Speaker 2: and passier.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Like, maybe for the last year or so, I've been
Speaker 1: really obsessed with my shoulder being sore and clicky, and
Speaker 1: I was buying all the ointments I was buying fucking
Speaker 1: posture braces, everything I could do to fix this shoulder,
Speaker 1: and I was just constantly aware, fuck my shoulders. Saw
Speaker 1: And then one day I was like, I've got a
Speaker 1: sore neck. So that's my new project. I'm working on
Speaker 1: the neck. You're obsessing over, Yes, i am, And I'm
Speaker 1: always trying to rub the neck, treat the neck. And
Speaker 1: then I realized, literally yesterday, Fuck my shoulder's fine because
Speaker 1: I haven't been touching it. Yes, I've left it the
Speaker 1: fuck alone. That's how health anxiety works. Yes, Like, I've
Speaker 1: got this severr hell anxiety all the time, and if
Speaker 1: you forget it, you start just fixate on something else,
Speaker 1: it completely disappears, exactly exactly. The more you hyper fixate
Speaker 1: on it, the more hyper aware you are of it.
Speaker 2: So what are you on now?
Speaker 1: Is it still the neck? Yeah? Still the neck. I've
Speaker 1: got a neck cloud. I fell for an Instagram at
Speaker 1: It's like they knew what.
Speaker 2: Yeah, of course they'd know. They read your Google searches.
Speaker 2: What's a neck cloud?
Speaker 1: Oh? Google, It's it's like a It's like a bit
Speaker 1: of foam that you sort of lie down flat and
Speaker 1: it goes under your neck and it sort of realigns it.
Speaker 1: Is it blue. Yeah, like a shell.
Speaker 2: Yes, I've got the same thing because I'm.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm not gonna lie. It actually works, I will say,
Speaker 1: but because I'm constantly checking in on my neck every
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Is it so again? Is it so again?
Speaker 1: Is it so again? Is it so again? And then
Speaker 1: I'm like, I better jump back on the fucking cloud, Mitchell,
Speaker 1: that's so funny. I have the exact same.
Speaker 3: Way blue one.
Speaker 1: Yes, if I got mine in navy, it.
Speaker 2: Looks like the tail of a whale.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's I'm not gonna lie. It's quite good. But
Speaker 1: that's my new obsession. And then I realized because I'm
Speaker 1: now focusing so much on fixing my neck pain, shoulders fine,
Speaker 1: the wrist is fine. Yes, it's similar as well to
Speaker 1: raise the rash. If I get a little raisor rash.
Speaker 1: The more I fucking put foliator or moisturizer, a lavir
Speaker 1: or whatever, the more it just gets redder and more
Speaker 1: interfered with. Leave it the fuck alive.
Speaker 2: It's the same with my skincare, Like I have had
Speaker 2: breakouts for the last few years, and I would go
Speaker 2: and get creams and red knoles, and I put the
Speaker 2: patches on and the moment that I leave them for
Speaker 2: a week. Yeah, gone, and it stays clear.
Speaker 1: It's literally just like, don't fucking touch them. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying ignore all illnesses. If there's a lump in your breast,
Speaker 1: don't be like it'll go away. You're allowed to fixate
Speaker 1: on shit like that, but just annoying niggly little things.
Speaker 1: Just leave it the fuck alone.
Speaker 2: I completely agree with you.
Speaker 1: That's probably where the fucking saying time heals all wounds
Speaker 1: comes from. It's not a metaphor, it's just true.
Speaker 2: It checks out. You sound like a mum, though you do.
Speaker 1: Realize that I'm across that.
Speaker 2: Don't pick your toe, It'll get word, it'll make it worse.
Speaker 2: Don't rub your neck, just leave it alone.
Speaker 1: And that was the most annoying thing to be told
Speaker 1: when you're having so much fun picking your toe, wasn't
Speaker 1: it ever? Might let me pick my toe, I'm can
Speaker 1: I leave me to it, my mi, I can fix this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also mosquito bites.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, do you guys do the cross hatch where
Speaker 2: you put a cross in it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I do actually know that. I think about
Speaker 1: it and.
Speaker 3: Then I get told don't touch it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know. One time when I was a fat
Speaker 1: little kid and I didn't want to do a cross
Speaker 1: country I bit myself and then use my fingernail to
Speaker 1: put a cross hatch in it. And then I said,
Speaker 1: so I've been stung by your bee. Look I can't
Speaker 1: cross country anymore. And they just looked me in the
Speaker 1: eye and they were like, right, mate, we know you
Speaker 1: fucking did that yourself. I was like, nah, I didn't,
Speaker 1: and I will erg you to be I can't run anymore.
Speaker 1: Got away with it in the end, but they fucking
Speaker 1: knew I was bullshiting them. I literally bit myself and
Speaker 1: then just put a cross hatch in it.
Speaker 2: Maybe if you tried to use that now to get
Speaker 2: out of a brand deal. Sorry, Laurel, I can't promote
Speaker 2: your highaluronic acid.
Speaker 1: I've been stung by Yeah, I've been stung by a bee.
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Speaker 1: Is it just me.
Speaker 2: Got something on your mind?
Speaker 3: Hit up at a couple of Mitch's on Instagram to
Speaker 3: get yourself on the show.
Speaker 1: Okay, time for it?
Speaker 2: Is it just you your chance to do what Mitch
Speaker 2: and I do on the show every week? In idym
Speaker 2: of your own. You can get in touch a couple
Speaker 2: of Mitches on Instagram, you can DMS, you can textus
Speaker 2: Mitchell on that number they.
Speaker 1: Go for one two seven one two o nine two
Speaker 1: Six's ever going to remember it off by heart?
Speaker 2: No I did. I just thought I throw it to
Speaker 2: you because I did a lot of talking. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: keep the balance of the share percentage.
Speaker 1: Oh, thank you for letting me talk.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: You know how iheartbosses get They're like we were equal
Speaker 2: splits of Mitch and Mitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and they're like, oh, we need women's voices
Speaker 1: to be heard, and that's why I'm here. That's exactly right.
Speaker 1: Shout up, Jenna, let's go.
Speaker 2: This is so exciting. Well, you know how this was
Speaker 2: your idea, Mitch to do the international is it just used?
Speaker 1: Yes, it doesn't matter about time zones. We're happy to
Speaker 1: work around it.
Speaker 2: Yes, it's exactly right. We're going to Alberta, Canada today
Speaker 2: because we're joined by Trisha.
Speaker 1: Hi. Hello, shut Hi. How are you? Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm excellent? How are you?
Speaker 1: Oh? We're excellent. I got to say, I was chatting
Speaker 1: with friends the other day and we were literally having
Speaker 1: this conversation and I said, I've never met a Trish
Speaker 1: that I hate. All Tricia's are legends, Yeah.
Speaker 5: But they've been Patricia's not.
Speaker 1: I don't really make that connection. No, Patricia's a mouth.
Speaker 1: So yeah, I think.
Speaker 5: Sometimes Patricias are a little snooty.
Speaker 1: Because I agree. I just realized I go by my
Speaker 1: full name Mitchell. So does that make me snooty?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm fucking far from snooty. What does that make me? Niche?
Speaker 2: Does that make me?
Speaker 1: You're You're like a Trish, just.
Speaker 2: Like easy going, easy breezy. Okay cool? So Canada? Were
Speaker 2: you born and raised there?
Speaker 5: Trish born and raised?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 5: Wow, the center of like freezing call.
Speaker 1: Everything sounds like heaven to me. I love cold weather.
Speaker 1: Having said that, when I say I like cold weather,
Speaker 1: I like Australian cold weather, like Tasmania. I can handle it.
Speaker 1: And when I went to New York in winter, I
Speaker 1: was like, okay, fuck this, I don't like cold weather.
Speaker 2: Well, New York in the winter's nice because all the
Speaker 2: garbage like freezes up and then once it hits summer,
Speaker 2: it all falls out.
Speaker 1: And it's like a used tamp on.
Speaker 2: But you're walking through and there's like a muggy dance,
Speaker 2: like you can taste the air in New York it's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Whereabouts in Canada? Did you say you were from Tricia?
Speaker 5: So I'm in a town. Well it's a city, but
Speaker 5: it's called Red Deer and.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I'm googling too because I want to see how picturesque
Speaker 1: it is. Oh, it looks gorgeous. Is it beautiful?
Speaker 5: It's well, once you get closer to the mountains, like
Speaker 5: Calgary and Edmonton or the two, Like Edmonton is the
Speaker 5: capital of our province. But if you head towards Calgary,
Speaker 5: then you get towards like the mountains and the glaciers
Speaker 5: and the blue green water and the beautifulness of Canada.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful.
Speaker 2: It's that, you know, it's all of the beautiful landscape
Speaker 2: of America. With the gun control, it's fantastic. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen a moose? I have.
Speaker 5: And they're huge, how big, scary, predictable, taller than like
Speaker 5: a pickup truck.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, serious, not really.
Speaker 5: But they're huge. Yeah, they're huge.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the photos and it looks like with
Speaker 1: brother bear would sit. Oh, I love brother.
Speaker 5: Brother yes, I've seen lots of bears. Yeah, like we
Speaker 5: would go cat like we count quite a bit, like
Speaker 5: in r vs or tents or whatever, and you can
Speaker 5: just like bears will come into your camp and you
Speaker 5: run to your vehicle and wait they go.
Speaker 2: It sounds like a not at Stonewall. I've just googled
Speaker 2: moose this thing is. That's a gay bob. But she
Speaker 2: didn't get it but laughed. Anyway, that's a really.
Speaker 1: Good love a legend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not on midl trash. Wow, I could talk
Speaker 2: about Canada forever. Did you guys celebrate the coronation because
Speaker 2: we're both technically in the Commonwealth still I forgot about.
Speaker 5: Okay, so the coronation. So my mother is English and
Speaker 5: I was very sad when the Queen passed. Now, as
Speaker 5: much as I love the Commonwealth, I'm not very happy
Speaker 5: about the king. Why think he should have passed and
Speaker 5: moved to the next one.
Speaker 1: It does feel like we're going to be doing another
Speaker 1: bloody coronation very soon, doesn't it. Not that that's to
Speaker 1: be a reason not to give him the crown. It's like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're going to die anyway, Like that's an awful attitude.
Speaker 1: But I kind of agree.
Speaker 5: I think so it would have been to be like young,
Speaker 5: get him started. Maybe maybe the king that is now
Speaker 5: could have like been his mentor, like his advisor.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Prince William's looking a bit old at the moment, isn't it.
Speaker 1: He really is.
Speaker 2: I like King George, like little Prince George now, but
Speaker 2: he will be King George. He's so camp it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: He's really cute.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, very proper talk for hours? Why the fuck
Speaker 1: you want to get Yeah, I need to pay a bill?
Speaker 5: Tell you what? What just gets me?
Speaker 1: Okay? First of all, how did you find the podcast?
Speaker 2: Quickly? Where did you find us?
Speaker 5: Well? Okay, so originally I started listening to Tony and Ryan. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 5: and on Spotify it says find podcasts like this one.
Speaker 5: And I saw yours and I love your logo and
Speaker 5: I love your guys' accent. It's one of my favorite
Speaker 5: things in the entire world. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: they look like a lot of fun. And I started
Speaker 5: listening to you and I laugh every day on my
Speaker 5: way to and home from work. I love it.
Speaker 1: Oh, I love that beautiful Okay, Well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if I've had a crap day, I'll listen to
Speaker 5: you guys, and it makes it better.
Speaker 1: Thank you, I'll say, Teresa once again, Triesia's a legend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, Trisha, give us your Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Bradley's going to count you in then hit us?
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, is it just me?
Speaker 5: People wearing tups in summer? I can't handle it wearing
Speaker 5: what old cap to keep your head warm? Okay? So
Speaker 5: you probably call it like a beanie or yes or
Speaker 5: something like that. It's like a knitted hat.
Speaker 1: What did you call them?
Speaker 5: We called them? We call them too, and so working
Speaker 5: at it. It's fairly hot weather, like thirty degrees Celsia's
Speaker 5: so hot for May in Alberta. Like that's hot, and
Speaker 5: there's people walking around where it tooks, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: what are you doing? It's thirty degrees. Have you heard
Speaker 5: of heat stroke?
Speaker 1: Yes? God'd imagine how fucked their head would be, their
Speaker 1: hair would be under that tuke?
Speaker 5: What are you sorry?
Speaker 1: I keep talking over you because there's a bloody delay here.
Speaker 1: But is it t o q u E? Is that
Speaker 1: how you spell it? Yeah? Okay, yeah, right, imagine how
Speaker 1: fucking sweaty you'd getunder that in summer thirty degrees in
Speaker 1: a beanie? Are you fucking?
Speaker 2: I will say I'm not a beanie guy any any year,
Speaker 2: any season. Like, it's not for me. I've got such
Speaker 2: a roundhead that if I wear a tuc I look
Speaker 2: like a bowling ball. It's not flattery on me at all.
Speaker 2: So I'm not for them anywhere. But I've googled them.
Speaker 2: Are you googled took? And it must be a Canadian thing,
Speaker 2: because like there's all the logos of Canada are on
Speaker 2: all these different tooks.
Speaker 5: I think Canada is one of very few countries that
Speaker 5: call them two yeah.
Speaker 1: These are the severe beanie, the ones with the flaps
Speaker 1: yes and the palm on the tie like.
Speaker 5: They commit yes yes because you because it gets quite
Speaker 5: cold here, like this winter it was minus forty five
Speaker 5: degrees celsius. What do you need?
Speaker 1: Are you sure?
Speaker 2: Minus forty five degrees celsius And.
Speaker 5: The only way you get to stay home from work
Speaker 5: is if your vehicle doesn't start.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, it's not even forty five.
Speaker 2: I've been in minus twenty once in the South of America,
Speaker 2: but never not South America, the Southern States, and it's
Speaker 2: like my everything was shriveled like I my penis went inside.
Speaker 2: I was like, I was like an Atlantic turtle. It
Speaker 2: was shocking.
Speaker 1: I've do this is So does your house snow in?
Speaker 5: Uh No, not really. We just get really, really really cold.
Speaker 5: We plug our vehicles in because I'm sure that you
Speaker 5: don't have block heaters in your vehicles Australia. Okay, so
Speaker 5: we have block heaters, So we plug in our vehicles
Speaker 5: so that it keeps the engine warm.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh I never thought that issue.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like a built in heater that doesn't really run.
Speaker 5: It just keeps the engine components warm so that when
Speaker 5: you try to start it it will start. It's ready
Speaker 5: like minus fifty.
Speaker 1: It was kind of a fun novelty. One time I
Speaker 1: was saying with a friend of mine and lives in
Speaker 1: New Jersey and it was snowing cold as fun and
Speaker 1: if we want to take the car and we'd have
Speaker 1: to pop the kettle on pour it on the windshield
Speaker 1: to crack the ice that was frozen onto the windshield.
Speaker 1: That was a bit of fun. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: you don't get that shit in Sydney. Yeah with you.
Speaker 2: Yeahs in summer are dumb and if you see someone
Speaker 2: wearing a toube, you could in summer scream at them,
Speaker 2: unless you're outside of a hospital because it could be
Speaker 2: a make a wish kid, and then you'll get in trouble.
Speaker 1: So make sure it's I have been guilty of wearing
Speaker 1: veanies in summer.
Speaker 2: You were Oh my god, Mitchell just admitted that he
Speaker 2: is a you're a tuka.
Speaker 1: This was when I wanted to grow my hair long
Speaker 1: and it was in that ugly in between phase where
Speaker 1: it was like it was too long to be short
Speaker 1: and too short to be long hair. So I went
Speaker 1: through a beanie ear to cover it up during the
Speaker 1: ugly phase. The wicked, the wicked musical merch that I had,
Speaker 1: and yeah, I had to wear that all summer long
Speaker 1: and it was not nice because I had that ratty
Speaker 1: longish hair underneath. Yeah, not fun. And I run hot, treat.
Speaker 5: I run hot too, But you, okay, would have thought
Speaker 5: you guys could DM me. You're mailing addressed to the
Speaker 5: studio and I'll send all three of you Canadian to.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to do that, but we accept
Speaker 1: obviously you will take it amazing. I mean, we'll do
Speaker 1: an exchange because obviously you've come on the air. That
Speaker 1: means Jen is going to send you a prize. Thank you.
Speaker 1: So yeah, well we'll chat in the DMS.
Speaker 5: Rich sounds fantastic. I love you guys, Thank you so
Speaker 5: much for having me on your.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous if you were coming on.
Speaker 1: What a cute. I loved her so much more more
Speaker 1: people like Tricia please, yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, if you want to dms a couple of
Speaker 2: meters on Instagram and we'll get in touch. And now,
Speaker 2: if our guests don't offer us gifts every episode, Tricia
Speaker 2: has really set up high bar for you idiots. All Right,
Speaker 2: we're got to do a quickie.
Speaker 1: Now you're gonna shorten me. Squeeze one in there.
Speaker 2: I think we can. I'm in the mood.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Something's happened what I don't know what, but
Speaker 1: it's fucking something and it's sus.
Speaker 2: What do you mate? He's been rabbing on about this.
Speaker 2: He sent me so many messages and then unsent messages.
Speaker 2: It was very like Joe Rogan conspiracy theory.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so that's scary. Hear me out. At the exact
Speaker 1: same time, on the exact same day, all these different
Speaker 1: news outlets had bloopers at the exact same fucking time,
Speaker 1: like sight.
Speaker 2: Did someone say something wrong?
Speaker 1: Well, they all vary, but basically the technology failed and
Speaker 1: I did check mercury was not in retrogade, so you
Speaker 1: can't blame that, okay. But at twelve pm on Tuesday,
Speaker 1: the sixteenth of May, yes, there was a glitch in
Speaker 1: the matrix. I don't know what that means, but it
Speaker 1: sounded right to say checked out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a solar flare or something.
Speaker 1: Basically, something happened. I'd love to get to the bottom
Speaker 1: of it, but you can't tell me this is a coincidence. Okay.
Speaker 1: I was sitting at home on Tuesday. I was watching
Speaker 1: ten Years Midday with Novella Jacobs. I love a bit
Speaker 1: of novel to Jacobs if me lunch, and there was
Speaker 1: a fuck up on air. Okay, I'll show you what
Speaker 1: happened there first. Okay, so this is ten minutes the
Speaker 1: blooper Eye spotted. It happened at quite an unfortunate time
Speaker 1: as well. They were talking about that hostel situation in
Speaker 1: New Zealand, so not a good time for a blooper,
Speaker 1: but that was their lead story and it happened at midday.
Speaker 1: So this is what happened.
Speaker 4: And we'll find out more about exactly what caused this
Speaker 4: and exactly what happened here in Wellington throughout the day.
Speaker 6: All right, it takes for the update Abby more on the tragedy.
Speaker 6: We're joined our by Wellington Mayor Tory Farno, Mayor, thank
Speaker 6: you so much for joining us. Our deeper sympathies to
Speaker 6: you all this hostel. Can you just tell us a
Speaker 6: little bit about the community members who would go there.
Speaker 1: I'll talk to you in the next interview in Noaralda
Speaker 1: and you've just gone to the wrong cross apology.
Speaker 6: See my apologies. Michael will get to you shortly. Yeah,
Speaker 6: we've got some technical difficulties there and we will move on.
Speaker 1: That was Michael.
Speaker 6: Came from the tw and we'll get to Michael very shortly.
Speaker 1: Thank across to the wrong bloke that wasn't the mayor.
Speaker 1: He handsled very well though I know I was like,
Speaker 1: thank god he kept his cool because once he popped
Speaker 1: up on the screen you could see in his eyes
Speaker 1: he was like, oh, I know what's happened here. I'll
Speaker 1: just politely let her know. I'll talk to him in
Speaker 1: the next interview in real This is very well done,
Speaker 1: but that's normal everything like live radio and television. Things
Speaker 1: like that happen all the time at the exact same time,
Speaker 1: on the exact same day. For what else happened?
Speaker 3: Wait, you're telling me something else happened on another channel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is what happened on Triple Jay at Midday
Speaker 1: Clubs board in Woollongong this morning.
Speaker 3: That's the news Triple j Oh wow, can anyone hear me?
Speaker 1: Where are you?
Speaker 3: And I'm so sorry?
Speaker 1: Where you can?
Speaker 3: I love that? Oh fuck, oh I can't hear you though.
Speaker 1: We can hear you, mate, and shivers downe with.
Speaker 5: We apologize for this disruption to programming. ABC Radio programs
Speaker 5: will be restored as soon as possible. Any ongoing reception.
Speaker 1: Day handy back.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that is my worst nightmare.
Speaker 1: Say another glitch in the system where somehow her news
Speaker 1: room studio took over the whole fucking radio station. She
Speaker 1: thought she was off air, She was not. She thought
Speaker 1: she chucked back to the bloke playing music.
Speaker 2: And that was at the same time as Norelda's gaff
Speaker 2: And yeah, so.
Speaker 3: On the same day, on that Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Tuesday, the sixteenth of May. Okay, it's probably just Australian
Speaker 1: Eastern Standard time. Thanks for clarifying, okay, and also here
Speaker 1: at our very own Kiss FM. Oh, my beloved, you
Speaker 1: would have heard about this. This is what happened on
Speaker 1: the midday news here at Kiss Kiss one of the five.
Speaker 6: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So obviously she's just done a little rehearsal or of
Speaker 1: warm up and that's somehow gone to where instead of
Speaker 1: the actual bulletin.
Speaker 2: Oh, I know the backstory to that. She's new and
Speaker 2: she was practicing and didn't realize it was on air.
Speaker 1: No, there's something bigger going on here.
Speaker 2: What do you think there's a solar flair or something.
Speaker 3: But the fact that that happened at the same time
Speaker 3: on the same day.
Speaker 1: And that's just the three that we're aware of. Yes,
Speaker 1: we don't get all broadcast areas. There could have been
Speaker 1: ship happening in Perth at Oh, I can't do maths
Speaker 1: on the flies. You know ten am their time or
Speaker 1: is it nine am? I think they're two hour at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: I've got the ability to check. Do you want me
Speaker 2: to dial in to other stations?
Speaker 1: Hang the fuck on? Wait Perth time? Yeah, they're only
Speaker 1: two arts behind. So ten am ty the station in Perth.
Speaker 2: All right, what time? Ten?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, what station do you want to do? Just
Speaker 1: any okay to Triple M. I thought we're gonna say
Speaker 1: triple JM, like we know what. So this is the
Speaker 1: Tuesday the ninth, No, Tuesday the sixteenth. Oh sorry sorry
Speaker 1: twenty twenty three. Sorry twelve pm ten on the knocker. Yep, okay, fluid.
Speaker 4: Today though, there's a way to learn everything auto cars
Speaker 4: in this new educational podcast.
Speaker 2: I think on Triple M, what's got a nova? Same time?
Speaker 2: I can't hide it any longer.
Speaker 3: Mom, I got a tattoo. Why would you do something
Speaker 3: like this inviting me.
Speaker 1: Go to an AM station because it's the news on
Speaker 1: the hour. They keep stuffing up these stations. The play
Speaker 1: music might not have ten am news. Yeah, you may
Speaker 1: so go to an AM station. See how they went.
Speaker 2: Here we go. This is ten am Coles Radio.
Speaker 1: I said a talk Sorry, okay, some one that has
Speaker 1: news on the six PR. It's perfect. Yeah, six PR
Speaker 1: and Perth a six PR. We want to hear from
Speaker 1: you one double three eight eighty two eight eighty two
Speaker 1: six PR A pediatrician the timing. Okay, okay, that's not
Speaker 1: a huge blue profoler. Maybe it was specific News South
Speaker 1: Wales because Channel ten, Kids, their FM and Triple J
Speaker 1: all based in Sydney.
Speaker 2: What about WSFM, Okay, that's our sister station here at Kiss,
Speaker 2: Oh Jack.
Speaker 1: If the curve struck Kiss, it wouldn't be hard for
Speaker 1: the curse to wander down the hallway and go to
Speaker 1: ws I.
Speaker 2: Don't think there is an actual curse, Mitchell. You sound
Speaker 2: like it's a spirit wandering the horse.
Speaker 1: It could be. Okay, let's check, so your radio show
Speaker 1: might be next mate, they'll come for your time slot.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be so cheeky with that attitude. You're an
Speaker 1: easy fucking target wearing a shirt that says fuck up my.
Speaker 2: Show, fight no or not?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 2: This is ten am on the dot WSFM.
Speaker 1: No, it's twelve pm Sydney time. You really must listen.
Speaker 2: You're gonna get it to me. It's confusing WSFA.
Speaker 1: With your twelve o'clock Good afternoon. I'm Sean Fraser, who
Speaker 1: calls the mistrial of Bruce Lehman has apology.
Speaker 2: Mitchell, I don't think your theory checks out.
Speaker 1: Well, you've only checked one station in Sydney.
Speaker 2: You want to keep going.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm like. Once there's a fucking b
Speaker 1: in my bonne.
Speaker 2: Let's do ABC Sydney at midday on the dot.
Speaker 1: I love their news. Then, by the way, I've never
Speaker 1: I don't think I know it. You'll get all the
Speaker 1: latest BC radio anywhere anytime. Oh yeah, it's twelve o'clock.
Speaker 1: Good afternoon, Tony Matthews with ABC News. Did that stupid you?
Speaker 2: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Maybe it was his sick coincidence.
Speaker 2: I think it was Mitchell. We can do this for
Speaker 2: every stage and then we're gonna find someone who burps.
Speaker 1: You're gonna go the catyah. Yeah, he's just gonna stumble
Speaker 1: and you're gonna go there. It is the Poulter guys.
Speaker 1: I think the curse strikes in three. Oh, and it's
Speaker 1: already done, so it's already taken out. It's three, and
Speaker 1: then it's coming for a different slot. It'll be another
Speaker 1: three victims.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what I can tell you is that I
Speaker 2: have two slots on Kiss, so the chances of it
Speaker 2: striking my show.
Speaker 1: Although with your attitude, it might come for both of
Speaker 1: your slots because you've been a real bitch about this curse.
Speaker 3: That's true.
Speaker 1: You know what. I just remembered what last week we
Speaker 1: had to use our understudy studio because the one in
Speaker 1: the next door room fucked up.
Speaker 2: We did we had to use the shitty, the shitty
Speaker 2: camera angle studio.
Speaker 1: It's the curse, and I don't think what I think.
Speaker 1: I look gorgeous on that camerangle downstairs, by the way, but.
Speaker 2: Sure we're never using it again. I look shocking. Okay,
Speaker 2: maybe there is a curse, but until it affects me personally,
Speaker 2: I'm an unbeliever.
Speaker 1: You wait, yeah, well you fucking way, Jenne? What are
Speaker 1: you in on his team? Now? Jenna's now squinting her eyes,
Speaker 1: which part of the conspiracy?
Speaker 3: Almost there? But I need further proof.
Speaker 1: Okay, stay safe, stay safe, everyone, good luck.
Speaker 2: I can't believe she pressed the wrong button and blew
Speaker 2: herself up nearly had it.
Speaker 1: Went to wear The microphone is unharmed? O that it
Speaker 1: went to air? Is it just me listening on Spotify?
Speaker 1: I don't forget to leave a five start right? So
Speaker 1: you know how we were talking recently about the fact
Speaker 1: that Sean and I yet to have our first couple's arguments.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, yes you didn't. I didn't buy it.
Speaker 2: But I believed it and I lead it.
Speaker 1: It's true. We still technically haven't, but fuck, we got
Speaker 1: close the other day.
Speaker 2: I tell you, well, I love you and I love Sean,
Speaker 2: but this does bring me some joy.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's the most frustrated I've ever seen Sean with me. Oh,
Speaker 1: he was frustrated with you. I was frustrated back, don't you. Okay,
Speaker 1: tell me, tell me this is great.
Speaker 2: Let me get the popcorn out of my jacket, like
Speaker 2: I'm at a Hoyts and like or I.
Speaker 1: Don't know if this counts at the first fight, because
Speaker 1: we did diffuse it pretty quick once we both started
Speaker 1: to get fucked off. Yeah, and it wasn't worth escalating
Speaker 1: because it was so stupid, right, Okay. What happened was,
Speaker 1: obviously we don't live together. We spend pretty much every
Speaker 1: weekend together. When they had one weekend apart in eleven months.
Speaker 1: Do you see each other throughout the week Well, that's
Speaker 1: the thing. Because we were seeing each other every weekend,
Speaker 1: we started doing like a midwek thing as well. Like
Speaker 1: I might say his face, he might say it mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that means because it takes a pressure of having
Speaker 2: sex on the weekends, because after a week of not
Speaker 2: seeing each other, like as a pressure to do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you don't always want to, like I'd rather
Speaker 1: watch another episode of Wentworth.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with you, okay, So a midweek addition to
Speaker 2: seeing each other nice.
Speaker 1: And so because we started doing it Wednesdays, I just
Speaker 1: being cheeky and made a little joke. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it's boyfriend's day, a little play on words, a pun, right,
Speaker 1: boy friends day? Yeah, boyfriends Wednesday, boy friends day?
Speaker 2: Oh like Wednesday? Yes, yes, okay, that's okay, funny, silly.
Speaker 1: And then the following week he said to me, oh, so,
Speaker 1: do you want to come to my place for BOYF Wednesday?
Speaker 1: I said, the fuck did you just say? He said
Speaker 1: boy Wednesday? And I said, that's not it, not even
Speaker 1: close friendsday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it's a pie on Wednesday, thank.
Speaker 3: You, boyfriend's day, boyf day.
Speaker 1: He was saying boyf Wednesday. No, no, no, no, And
Speaker 1: he said no no, I think that sounds cute, like
Speaker 1: you know, boyfee, like people say boyf And I said,
Speaker 1: not in this fucking relationship, we don't say boy That
Speaker 1: makes me sick. Is that how you actually reacted? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 1: I was joking at the time, and then he wouldn't yield,
Speaker 1: And so that's when I started to get genuinely I'm like,
Speaker 1: how can you not see that I'm right? Because my
Speaker 1: argument was so convincing. I explained to him. Listen, boyfriend's Day,
Speaker 1: it tells you exactly what that means. Huh, because it doesn't.
Speaker 1: You can't play on words with any other day of the week.
Speaker 1: You can't say, boy Friturday.
Speaker 2: No, you can't.
Speaker 1: No, boyfriend's day is the only day of the week
Speaker 1: that works, so it marries it down. Yeah, Briday, boy Friday,
Speaker 1: it does kind of work. Oh yeah, boyfrid I know,
Speaker 1: but you don't friend. Yeah. The thing with boyfriend's day
Speaker 1: that you get the whole word sounds boyfriend in it.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm with you. I am fully getting it in it.
Speaker 2: I had made the error, I'd go, you're right, I
Speaker 2: can see where I was wrong. Laugh.
Speaker 1: Well, he thinks that I was eradicating Wednesday too much
Speaker 1: from the word, and boy, Wednesday sums up more clearly
Speaker 1: what it is. Even though who were we ever going
Speaker 1: to confuse? It's just us having the conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're not the United Nations working out a new
Speaker 2: day of the week. Being to the schedule.
Speaker 1: But I also just refuse to let the word boy
Speaker 1: escape my mouth. No, he's my boy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, boy is dis disgusting work. I'm sorry. I love you,
Speaker 3: but that's discuss.
Speaker 2: Wait what was the vessel for?
Speaker 5: This?
Speaker 2: Was it all over?
Speaker 1: The text was on the phone phone call. Yeah, he
Speaker 1: rings me every morning on the way to work, and
Speaker 1: he's all over the phone. And it just got to
Speaker 1: a point where he goes, do you know what, I'm
Speaker 1: just gonna go. I'm gonna order a coffee. I don't
Speaker 1: want to have this conversation anymore. And I was like,
Speaker 1: are you actually shitty? Are you? He's like, no, no, No,
Speaker 1: I'm not shitty. And I was like, you still haven't
Speaker 1: admitted that I'm correct though. Wow, I'm gonna need that
Speaker 1: before we move on. I'm gonna need you to fucking yield.
Speaker 6: Here.
Speaker 1: It's Boyfriend's Day. Beautiful love it play on words, It's punny, fantastic,
Speaker 1: boy Wednesday, vile duck.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boy Wednesday sounds like like a Wednesday night club event.
Speaker 2: Are you going to boy Wednesday?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Oh my god, it done.
Speaker 2: Yes, It's like a wet T shirt contest. Hey boy Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Get tickets at the door.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a small town who doesn't have the
Speaker 1: population to warrant a dedicated gay And you said they
Speaker 1: have gay night, they have by Wednesday. It's boy Wednesday
Speaker 1: to speed dating.
Speaker 2: That's really good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's exactly what it sounds like, and that is
Speaker 1: not what's happening in my relation.
Speaker 2: Surely he gave up in the airy yield.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he now calls the boyfriend's Day, and rightly so.
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you to who do you
Speaker 1: side with? But I think it's clear from the get
Speaker 1: go you knew I was wrong.
Speaker 2: I do I want this Sean to think it's a pylon.
Speaker 1: It is. It's a fucking pylon, and he's getting crushed.
Speaker 2: Well, we're all boyfriends with Sean.
Speaker 1: Wouldn't have thought, so, he says, news to me.
Speaker 2: So if you and Sean watch friends, would it be boyfriends?
Speaker 1: No? Okay, watching friends would be the first mistake. We
Speaker 1: wouldn't be doing that.
Speaker 2: What about you know Jenny Ortager's boy Friend's Day, same
Speaker 2: word huh Wednesday? You know the show Wednesday? No, same
Speaker 2: word boy friends day, But.
Speaker 1: It also says boyfriends. They describes what it is. It's
Speaker 1: a day for boyfriend.
Speaker 2: We're on your team, so we're on your side.
Speaker 1: It only works with the word when.
Speaker 2: We know we're on your side.
Speaker 1: Well, you're trying to make other puns, but I suggest
Speaker 1: you don't.
Speaker 2: Fuck Well, it's quit perfect clearly I am team Sean.
Speaker 2: Oh poor Sean.
Speaker 1: Anyway, shall we go? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Life, I've noticed it every week I suggested, but in
Speaker 2: fact we are going.
Speaker 1: I suggested it last week, did you. Yeah, we were
Speaker 1: banging on with the fucking laundry thing and I was like,
Speaker 1: should we get out of here?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, someone messaged us and they bought the
Speaker 2: laundry balls?
Speaker 1: Did that?
Speaker 2: We're influencers? Yeah, they put it on the Enduring Idiots,
Speaker 2: which is our secret Facebook group that we talk about.
Speaker 2: So it's just a Facebook group?
Speaker 1: Is it just me on the fly? What the fuck
Speaker 1: do you keep saying secret Facebook group? You used to
Speaker 1: say it it's not a secret, but you used to
Speaker 1: used to say.
Speaker 2: The whole bit was that it was mentioned in a
Speaker 2: in a segment that we do we.
Speaker 1: Have a we have a I can't don't do it,
Speaker 1: don't do it? You know what? No secrets on this podcast,
Speaker 1: No secret Facebook group, no other secrets.
Speaker 2: So what we're are we going to end our secret segment?
Speaker 1: What secret segment? Oh, you're fucked.
Speaker 2: I feel like Sean, I really understand.
Speaker 1: But no, the secret Facebook group, it's like, we don't
Speaker 1: want to keep that a secret. It's private. You have
Speaker 1: to request to join, but it's no secret. We want you,
Speaker 1: we want you to know it's there.
Speaker 2: A true It is an extended conversation of the podcast,
Speaker 2: like when you watch drag Race, then you've got untucked
Speaker 2: and they go, if you're not watching untucked, you're only
Speaker 2: getting half the story. If you're not in injured and idiots,
Speaker 2: you're only getting half the story. Like Matt Penny, dryer
Speaker 2: wool balls given spurred me and they got little sluts
Speaker 2: on them.
Speaker 1: Okay, And so when you put them in the dry
Speaker 1: and it helps iron out your clothes and reduce static.
Speaker 2: It helps iron out your clothes and it also helps
Speaker 2: them dry quicker. I think it doesn't have to cycle
Speaker 2: as on because the balls get really warm and it
Speaker 2: sort of pounds them. Okay, a warm pounding always, you know,
Speaker 2: it makes me finish quick. I'm quite fond of a
Speaker 2: warm pounding, as am I nothing worse than a cold pounding.
Speaker 1: How about the other nut. It's winter, can you do?
Speaker 2: It? Is winter?
Speaker 1: Old?
Speaker 2: I feel like such a mum. The other night I went,
Speaker 2: where's that breeze coming from? And for fifteen minutes I
Speaker 2: hunted for a breeze, and then I went, you know what?
Speaker 2: And you know what I did? I ordered a door snake.
Speaker 1: Like I sounded like a month before. I know where old,
Speaker 1: where breath coming from? I've bought a door snake. No,
Speaker 1: mum's are the opposite. They'd be like, turn the aircut off.
Speaker 1: There's a cool breeze coming in. Yes, and the breeze
Speaker 1: is forty five degree red creek. That thing.
Speaker 2: Mums see the breeze and use it as an opportunity.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to shut it up and kill the breeze.
Speaker 1: I am a slut for a good breeze. I'm really
Speaker 1: loving this time. But young, God, we sound old. But
Speaker 1: I love this time a year because I don't have
Speaker 1: to crank theck and I do just leave the doors
Speaker 1: open same a bit much during peak hours. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a.
Speaker 2: Lot, it's a lot. I'm loving the cold breeze. It's
Speaker 2: I keep the back doors open all the time.
Speaker 1: Not last night, you weren't No breeze coming from the
Speaker 1: back door was open. Where was it coming from?
Speaker 2: It was coming from the spare bed window that carried
Speaker 2: down the hole. Didn't realize how fucking the breeze must
Speaker 2: have a fit bit on it's getting the steps up.
Speaker 2: The breeze went all the way from the spare bedroom,
Speaker 2: passed the bathroom, down the hall, past the linen breass
Speaker 2: into my bedroom.
Speaker 1: Oh that might have been me that left that spare
Speaker 1: bedroom window open. I was up drinking in there at
Speaker 1: the house warmer.
Speaker 2: Here, you even had any guests in there for a while.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I can imagine just having a spare room anyway,
Speaker 1: so we should go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, if Jenner ever goes how I'm lost in
Speaker 2: the city and I go, you come here and you
Speaker 2: stay that room.
Speaker 1: That's why I've got my mattress.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just have a mattress. I suppose get a good
Speaker 2: blow up. But now I like my spare room. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: I'm not yielding on that.
Speaker 1: That's fine. I give you permission not to yield.
Speaker 2: Thank you. I found you actually hear your conspiracy and
Speaker 2: your theory with Sean.
Speaker 1: Anyway, five star review.
Speaker 2: You can do it on Spotify, do it on Apple podcasts,
Speaker 2: and you can now leave a comment on Spotify.
Speaker 1: So I want to start this what should the question
Speaker 1: be this week? Because you can edit what the question
Speaker 1: is on the thread on Spotify. Oh, or you can
Speaker 1: do a poll.
Speaker 2: Oh what should we hoists or event cinemas?
Speaker 1: Perfect comment below on Spotify.
Speaker 2: Team event over here, I'm team.
Speaker 1: Event, I'm team neither can.
Speaker 2: I'm team Independent.
Speaker 1: I should make that the third option, team neither.
Speaker 4: Can?
Speaker 2: You do three options?
Speaker 1: Oh fucking We'll sort it out off here. Let's go
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Speaker 1: hit follow on your pod. I'll start Welcome to you're
Speaker 1: right there on New Awning. I don't know what a
Speaker 1: de brief. This is our secret segment on the end
Speaker 1: that we never discuss yea in the main part of
Speaker 1: the show because it's a secret. We don't actually want
Speaker 1: people to find this because it's just not a good
Speaker 1: example of our work. It's not our best work. It's
Speaker 1: fucking rogue. We just talked shit.
Speaker 2: Sorry, I just bought laundry balls.
Speaker 1: I thought you already had them.
Speaker 2: Do you want some too?
Speaker 4: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Is that sound? What is that notification is that when
Speaker 1: you yeah, you want some pay for it? How much
Speaker 1: money you got to play with? You mind a range Rover,
Speaker 1: it's a business expense. Yeah, Range Drover.
Speaker 2: Please let me just see if it works or double
Speaker 2: tap my side?
Speaker 1: Wow? Did you ever have a dream car as a kid,
Speaker 1: like what you were going to drive? What you really
Speaker 1: wanted to drive when you're an adult and you imagine it,
Speaker 1: you'd imagine adult you're driving it? Yes, I did. What
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: A Jeep Wrangler? Was big square jeep wranglers. I was
Speaker 2: from the Shire. We had beachside suburb. Everyone had jep
Speaker 2: Wranglers with the hard top roofs and the soft tops
Speaker 2: and you drive around the beach with it off. That's
Speaker 2: what everyone had, the cool kids.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I see.
Speaker 2: I wanted a Jeep and then my mum went no
Speaker 2: because I had it.
Speaker 1: You know, Mum's always have a story.
Speaker 2: Mom went no.
Speaker 1: Jennifer Heaps, Jennifer Heaps, I want to score with it.
Speaker 1: She rolled her Wrangler and she was scalped because she
Speaker 1: had a soft top.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Heaps was scale okay because the car rolled in
Speaker 2: that accident and then and she was both poking out
Speaker 2: the top, and she was scalped.
Speaker 1: It's just so many other solutions other than not buying it,
Speaker 1: like just get one with the hard top. I know
Speaker 1: how you feel about hard tops.
Speaker 2: I think that was my Instagram handle for a little
Speaker 2: bit on a good night. I could wear a hard
Speaker 2: hat if I had a soft top Jep Wrangler, just
Speaker 2: drive with heart.
Speaker 1: If I said, you know how I feel about hard top, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: damn it, I fucked.
Speaker 2: It doesn't do much for me.
Speaker 1: No, it wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Hard bottom. Yeah, I'm done with them.
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's a joke. It's a joke.
Speaker 2: Why are you apologizing because I felt gross?
Speaker 1: My dream car was, for some fucking reason, a super
Speaker 1: roof Forester. Oh and of course my dad was like,
Speaker 1: nah made, they're thirsty buggers, they're petral gunslers. Though Subarus.
Speaker 2: That's such a lesbian.
Speaker 1: Car, I know. And then I didn't know that at
Speaker 1: the time, obviously, but now that's become a running joke
Speaker 1: that Subaru's are regarded as the lesbian vehicle. How the
Speaker 1: fuck did I know? I was drawn to it so
Speaker 1: early on.
Speaker 2: If you're a lesbian, let's do a little pole and
Speaker 2: you've got a super rou send us a DM of
Speaker 2: you with your superu.
Speaker 1: Yeah good call selfie with a Subaru, Yeah super self
Speaker 1: super selfie, Yeah selfie rue super wealthy.
Speaker 2: I wanted a Mini Cooper as well. I clearly didn't
Speaker 2: anticipate how to run the show the car. I didn't anticipate. No, no, no,
Speaker 2: the sheer size of my future self. I couldn't drive
Speaker 2: them in if I tried. I think I'm getting a
Speaker 2: new car. Actually I am getting a.
Speaker 3: New ready another one would have mean already didn't you
Speaker 3: just get.
Speaker 5: A new one?
Speaker 1: Put this one for a while. I'm still getting used
Speaker 1: to your new one. I still look out for your
Speaker 1: old car on the road, my fall wheel drive one. Really,
Speaker 1: I still haven't accepted your new car that was five
Speaker 1: years ago. No way, that's fucking bizarre.
Speaker 4: Do you know?
Speaker 1: It's such a thing, though, adjusting to new cars. I
Speaker 1: remember when my parents got a new car in the country.
Speaker 1: It's such a thing when you're driving around to give
Speaker 1: people a wave, like you hand on the steering wheel,
Speaker 1: a couple of fingers up, just like yeah hi. They
Speaker 1: went at least seven years where not one fucker waved
Speaker 1: at them when they got the new car, because it
Speaker 1: took everyone that long to adjust what they get, where
Speaker 1: they come from, and what do they get. They just
Speaker 1: went from one holding commodore to the other. But this
Speaker 1: one was white instead of green.
Speaker 4: Ah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they it took them so long to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's the Kemses car.
Speaker 2: My dad had a Pagero, a bright ocean blue pagero,
Speaker 2: and he forgot to put the handbrake on in our
Speaker 2: first house, or the house that I was born in,
Speaker 2: and it rolled down the driveway, across the road and
Speaker 2: then into Norma and Keith's rose bush.
Speaker 1: And Norma was liverd just the roads bush. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: didn't didn't.
Speaker 2: Destroy the house because you know, in a Hamburg roll
Speaker 2: just like rolled.
Speaker 1: Any other more spectacular endings to that story, like I
Speaker 1: rolled onto the highway in a truck run through it.
Speaker 2: I've destroyed Norma's rose bush and she got dementia.
Speaker 1: Company takes a lot of pride in her bush, she
Speaker 1: really does.
Speaker 2: Yeah, prickly they put your fingers in. There're gonna be careful.
Speaker 2: Then that car was stolen from the driveway and found
Speaker 2: burnt out in the ditch, and I remember the curse.
Speaker 2: Now it's not a curse. Remember when something like that
Speaker 2: happens where if it happened to you in an adult,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, fuck, fuck, that's it, Like God, that happened.
Speaker 2: That's annoying. You'd get over it in a week. I
Speaker 2: thought about that car being stolen and burnt out for
Speaker 2: about five years. Yeah, it really really upset me. Yeah,
Speaker 2: came with someone stole my dad's car and burnt it.
Speaker 4: So with my poppies car and DVO it was stolen
Speaker 4: multiple times, and then eventually it was stolen again and
Speaker 4: burnt out in like this random farm. It affected me
Speaker 4: for about ten years.
Speaker 1: I can imagine. I've never had someone, I've never been
Speaker 1: infected by a car burning. But ye're right, I can
Speaker 1: under see why that'd been traumatic, because if they've stolen it,
Speaker 1: you'd like to at least imagine that it's going on
Speaker 1: to a better life. Yeah, it's like when the parents
Speaker 1: wink wink, take your dog to the farm so that
Speaker 1: can live on the farm and be happy, which is
Speaker 1: code for we euthanize the dog. Oh yeah, we don't
Speaker 1: want to tell the kids that.
Speaker 2: Yes, my parents never sugarcoated that I had a lot
Speaker 2: of hermit crabs growing up. My dad would step on
Speaker 2: those things.
Speaker 1: Gone.
Speaker 3: I had hermit crabs and I was told that they
Speaker 3: ran away.
Speaker 2: It'd take about six months for to run anywhere, I know,
Speaker 2: but I believed it.
Speaker 1: They're still in the driveway. They haven't made it out
Speaker 1: the golden gates, the marble gates in your head, and
Speaker 1: they can't fucking climb the marble. It's too polished. I had.
Speaker 2: I had mice growing up as well, and they bit
Speaker 2: Nikki Fowlwell, my front door neighbor next door to Norma
Speaker 2: and Keith and Nicki Fowlwell was bitten by Curious the mouse. Yeah,
Speaker 2: too Curious, and her mom said, you've got to kill
Speaker 2: that thing or I'm going to like, you got to
Speaker 2: put it down. I'm like the fucking.
Speaker 1: Mouse mouse and they buy it like a rot wheeler
Speaker 1: and nick he.
Speaker 2: Was probably touching herself smell of cheese. I would have
Speaker 2: bitten a turve. I was a mouse.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Anyway, my mom said, Okay, we're not going to kill
Speaker 2: it because we were destraught. Dad killed Curious, so she
Speaker 2: was like, we're going to release Curious into the wild.
Speaker 1: So we put Curious better, we put Curious.
Speaker 2: I remember it. I can, I can actually remember it.
Speaker 2: It was from Best and less, and it was my
Speaker 2: little sister Rachel was probably three at the time, so
Speaker 2: she had a little baby shoe and it was like
Speaker 2: an ugbrout, a baby ugbroup from best to less, and
Speaker 2: it was leopard print. And we put Curious in the
Speaker 2: leopard print shoe, and we all said our goodbyes and
Speaker 2: held the shoe and kissed.
Speaker 1: Him in.
Speaker 2: And we drove to the bush and we put the
Speaker 2: shoe in the middle of the bush and we drove off.
Speaker 2: And then every time we drove past that bush, Mum
Speaker 2: would go, Curious is in there? And I had in
Speaker 2: my head thought be the size of a wom bat.
Speaker 1: Why didn't you keep the shoe? He's a bit stupid.
Speaker 1: That's a waste of a good leopard prince shoe.
Speaker 2: Poor Rachel has a horrific gait now because she had
Speaker 2: to grow up with only one shoe. That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Maybe we poured the shoe down. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I really thought you were going to say that you
Speaker 1: buried the shoe. Thanks, fuck you just put it down
Speaker 1: on the ground and I'm curious all looked down and yeah,
Speaker 1: why the fuck did the mouse like it can get
Speaker 1: out of the shoe surely it would have just been
Speaker 1: like where do you think you're going? And follow you?
Speaker 2: We know we drove off in the.
Speaker 1: Travel Yeah, that's true, they can drive.
Speaker 2: I thought about that the other day because my ring
Speaker 2: fell off in the sink and like almost fell down
Speaker 2: the sink, like what happens in Steward Little. And then
Speaker 2: that got me thinking that fucking finch did him real dirty.
Speaker 1: He loved that finch and she robbed him.
Speaker 5: I know she robbed him.
Speaker 2: It makes me really sad she robbed him.
Speaker 1: She had a little bend en her on. Do you
Speaker 1: remember that track? What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: The finch? Stewet Little fell in love with a finch
Speaker 2: and then she was a bandit and he was trying
Speaker 2: to help her repatriate and get good again because she
Speaker 2: was an ex crim and she stole the mum's wedding ring.
Speaker 1: Oh that's I don't think I've seen Stuart Little too.
Speaker 2: Oh it's better than my.
Speaker 3: One second One's great?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because the little Finch is working for a Hawk
Speaker 2: who's the mob boss. Yeah, and she steals the ring
Speaker 2: and gives it to the Hawk mob boss, and Stuart
Speaker 2: Little is distraught.
Speaker 1: Fuck that's a reach. I think the first plot is
Speaker 1: way more wholesome. They have to come to terms with
Speaker 1: the fact that his brother's a mouse. That's relatable. Imagine
Speaker 1: having a brother that's a mouse. It's a really good
Speaker 1: go actually.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh by the way, can I just say when I
Speaker 1: was in Tasmania last weekend, Yeah, we stayed at this
Speaker 1: gorgeous airbnb that for some reason was just trapped in
Speaker 1: the year two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2: Oh well, why what makes it?
Speaker 1: Eight seven twenty p televisions not one HDMI called Inside
Speaker 1: Blu Ray Players and just the worst collection of DVD's ever.
Speaker 1: And they had Monster Zinc, Shrek and The Incredibles. But
Speaker 1: there must have been some sort of bitter divorce in
Speaker 1: that household because all of them only had Disc two,
Speaker 1: which is the bonus feature. Oh no, Disc one got
Speaker 1: taken in the divorce, and so we ended up landing
Speaker 1: on a pirated copy of Shrek two and halfway through
Speaker 1: the movie. Again, I haven't had to do this since
Speaker 1: like two thousand and eight. I had to reject the
Speaker 1: DVD and be like, because it was swashed, oh no,
Speaker 1: And then I was like, I really enjoyed Shrek two. Fuck,
Speaker 1: that was a good film. When I get home, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna watch Shrek the Third. Shrek's not on any streaming services.
Speaker 1: Oh really none, it's DreamWorks. That's the travesty, isn't it.
Speaker 2: That is a travesty.
Speaker 1: Shrek Shrek.
Speaker 2: When people ask what my favorite movie is, I say
Speaker 2: all the Shreks. Yeah, the masterpieces.
Speaker 1: I got to say Shrek the Third was not as
Speaker 1: good as the second. What happened? Oh fucking they find
Speaker 1: some long lost cousin Arthur because Shrek doesn't want to
Speaker 1: be the king or whatever, because the king is now
Speaker 1: a dead frog.
Speaker 3: The best one is the second one.
Speaker 2: Oh, the second one.
Speaker 1: It's a masterpiece. That's why I was like, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: wach Shrek when I get back to Sydney and I
Speaker 1: refuse to rent it on iTunes get back.
Speaker 2: You know there was a fourth as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it really annoyed me that they didn't just say two, three, four,
Speaker 1: it's Shrek to Shrek the Third and Shrek forever after.
Speaker 1: I just put the number on it. Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 1: know what happened in the fourth one. Oh, it's like
Speaker 1: some hypothetical where if they hadn't gotten together and Rumple
Speaker 1: stilt Skins involved or some shit. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: like some sort of weird potion where Princess Frianda doesn't
Speaker 1: remember him.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: It's a reach. It's all a bit march, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh Shrek forever after?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, rumpel See I was in three d oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: it ain't ogre till it's Oh guys, what they're saying?
Speaker 2: All right? How was the abb? How was Canberra?
Speaker 1: Camera?
Speaker 2: Sorry? I pictured them both in the same sort of
Speaker 2: realm was just boring.
Speaker 1: Nothing the overseas. But it's not overseas. It's donning.
Speaker 2: It's overseas.
Speaker 1: It's stunning. I fucking loved it.
Speaker 2: Did you get the Spirit to Tasmania?
Speaker 1: Nah? I just caught it eleven o'clock Virgin Oh really?
Speaker 1: Eh No? It was absolutely gorgeous. And I did a
Speaker 1: coffee run one morning for all the freaking gay There
Speaker 1: was like ten of us, and I'm sitting there in
Speaker 1: this cafe waiting for them to make the coffee. I
Speaker 1: look out the window and I go, do you that
Speaker 1: mine's familiar? What's up with my beacon's field? Like that's
Speaker 1: where it happened.
Speaker 2: Is it still in operation?
Speaker 1: Nah? I did a gurgle hasn't been since twenty twelve
Speaker 1: that that really gripped me, gripped everywhere. I was looking around,
Speaker 1: going where did Tracy Grimshaw stand? Yeah? I remember that?
Speaker 1: Would I remember? It's so vividly, you should say.
Speaker 2: For those who don't know, the beacon Beaconfield's mind collapse
Speaker 2: happened in two thousand and six. I've just googled. There
Speaker 2: was a little earthquake. I didn't realize it was an earthquake.
Speaker 2: I was reading it only two point three on the
Speaker 2: Richter scale, not very big. Larry, Larry Brandt and Todd
Speaker 2: were three miners who were unaccounted for. Oh, because they
Speaker 2: were underground. They were trapped.
Speaker 1: Yeah, one of them did die, but two of them,
Speaker 1: after like forever underground, managed to get rescued. They were
Speaker 1: underground for like two weeks and weren't they Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they were happy to like feed them fucking food through
Speaker 1: a pipe. Wow.
Speaker 3: They're like massive celebration when they came.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was huge. Hold on, they had to so
Speaker 1: they had to be there with someone who's dead. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh that's terrific.
Speaker 6: I know.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So so the twenty fifth of April
Speaker 2: was when it happened. When the twenty When did I asked,
Speaker 2: I know, remember that, Jenna, the twenty fifth of April.
Speaker 2: Why and then they were found because I'm telling you
Speaker 2: when they were found the seventh of May, it's almost
Speaker 2: the anniversary.
Speaker 1: We just passed. How many days is that.
Speaker 3: Sixth seventh?
Speaker 2: About fourteen or something like that.
Speaker 1: Two weeks I told you two weeks they were in
Speaker 1: the mind again, I'm right, we're no food. Well, no,
Speaker 1: they had food, because basically it was a very precarious
Speaker 1: operation because they're like, if we fuck this, you're all dead.
Speaker 1: You're under that much dirt. If we fuck this, you're
Speaker 1: all dead. So give us a couple of weeks to
Speaker 1: figure out how we're gonna get you the fuck out.
Speaker 1: In the meantime, we'll feed you. There were tube wow, yeah,
Speaker 1: the minus Yeah.
Speaker 2: They drunk groundwater seeping through the rock overhead, and they
Speaker 2: collected it with their helmets. Web also had a music
Speaker 2: bar with him, which he offered to cut in half
Speaker 2: and share with Russell.
Speaker 1: Oh gorgeous.
Speaker 2: The men initially agreed to wait twenty four hours to
Speaker 2: eat it, but they continually extended the time until they
Speaker 2: decided to eat it on the twenty ninth of April.
Speaker 2: They then ate small pieces of the bar at a
Speaker 2: time to make sure it lasted as long as possible.
Speaker 1: God, that would be the most frustrating.
Speaker 2: Ever, however, Russell later lost a large portion of his
Speaker 2: half when it fell out of his pocket.
Speaker 1: Ah fuck that. No, but in dirt? What was he approved?
Speaker 1: Did he get second ROLLTI?
Speaker 2: This is ruined dust? He throws it.
Speaker 1: I think I don't think that megans can be cheeked.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say, I don't think you're in a
Speaker 2: position to throw that Uncle Toby's oads bar at Russell. Wow,
Speaker 2: they're fine, They're fine, They're alive and well, good on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there was a mini series in twenty eleven.
Speaker 1: I don't think I want to watch it. Any movies
Speaker 1: about people being trapped and like qastaphobic, No, no, no,
Speaker 1: fucks with me. Yeah, I'm so costa phobic. I can't
Speaker 1: even wear long pants on a flight, no matter how
Speaker 1: cold it is. I had the most freezing fucking legs
Speaker 1: when I rapped in Tasmania. But the thought of wearing
Speaker 1: long pants on a flight makes me so anxious. Wow,
Speaker 1: what did I just say?
Speaker 2: You said that you were on a flight and you
Speaker 2: also dropped a music bar.
Speaker 1: That was it? Now, wearing shorts on a flight makes
Speaker 1: you anxious. Opposite, Fuck, I can't wear long pants on
Speaker 1: a flight. That makes me out because I know you
Speaker 1: told me. Fel quite quite constricted as it is by
Speaker 1: being on a flight and there's like some motherfucker right
Speaker 1: there taking my arm rest or if I've got to
Speaker 1: having a bit of window so you can't even stretch
Speaker 1: my arms or I'll elbow glass.
Speaker 2: That's a good call.
Speaker 1: And so the thought of getting hot and like my
Speaker 1: forehead sweating, dis like with the long pests not too much,
Speaker 1: too much, So I rocked up with yeah, shorts intanse,
Speaker 1: and I froze my clid off. You would have You
Speaker 1: were good in shots.
Speaker 2: So you've got good legs.
Speaker 3: You do have good legs.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: It wasn't even fishing for that. Wow.
Speaker 3: True, it's honest.
Speaker 2: You just discussed a tragedy. It was nice to give
Speaker 2: it to Yeah. Well, I can't wait to see you
Speaker 2: this Friday night, Mitchell. It's going to be very exciting
Speaker 2: because obviously when this.
Speaker 1: Episode comes out, you will have already seen the show.
Speaker 1: So just give a prediction. What's your review? Go ten
Speaker 1: out of ten gorgeous.
Speaker 3: Thank you, one hundred out of ten.
Speaker 1: Feel free to elaborate.
Speaker 2: I really enjoyed it.
Speaker 1: What was your favorite gag?
Speaker 2: Oh, the racist gags that you had were really on
Speaker 2: the nose, and I was shocked that you went there,
Speaker 2: but brave.
Speaker 1: It was very brave. Yeah, Okay, that didn't happen. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I sorry to break the fucking fourth wall, but no
Speaker 1: way did that happen.
Speaker 2: What if the curse strikes you because I'm there, because
Speaker 2: I've got the radio in me, and don't say that
Speaker 2: and your mic breaks out, pimples.
Speaker 1: I when I had a show in Adelaide, all the
Speaker 1: sound effects fucked up, and I had so many sound
Speaker 1: effects and cues and they were all very you know,
Speaker 1: comic timing dependent, yes, and the guy fucked it up.
Speaker 1: So now I'm too scared to have too many sound effects.
Speaker 1: So there's literally music that I walk onto and the
Speaker 1: music I walk off to. I can't risk someone missing
Speaker 1: the fucking queue sounds like the right call, So there's
Speaker 1: no curse unless they're playing my opening music off a
Speaker 1: CD and it jumps someone accidentally kicks the player.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what if you accidentally swapped the CD
Speaker 2: out with the Airbnb CD and it's the it's the
Speaker 2: director's commentary of Studart Littolf to escape to the Big City.
Speaker 1: Yes, they also had a part of version of Twilight,
Speaker 1: one of those ones where it's filmed in this cinema
Speaker 1: and it wasn't even close to scent it like it
Speaker 1: was filmed from the left hand row.
Speaker 2: And people stand up and walk in front.
Speaker 1: Yeah, people were fucking sneaking their fantails in there. You
Speaker 1: can hear the packets rummaging.
Speaker 2: When I went to Bali for the first time in August,
Speaker 2: I was looking for those DVD places that don't do anymore.
Speaker 1: They'd your self thumb drives. Oh that's They've got to
Speaker 1: get USBC to adapt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they really should.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get out of here. Better Pleasure podcast
Speaker 1: made you feel at least three percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all.
Speaker 4: So we do, we do.
Speaker 2: We'll see you all in a week's time for the
Speaker 2: third annual Pig Week.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: You add a lot of people in the In the
Speaker 2: the Injuring Idiots group chat, there is also a group chat,
Speaker 2: not a secret group chat. You can join the chat
Speaker 2: and it's like a continuation.
Speaker 1: They talk every day. It's beautiful. Yeah, it's fun.
Speaker 2: It's actually not really nice. I get so many, like
Speaker 2: so many messages about them, and it's actually really sweet.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The heeadle, I'm actually you're joining that. Yeah, it's injuring idiots.
Speaker 1: The chat on Messenger.
Speaker 2: We'll see you all next week.
Speaker 1: Be able to find it in the group basal Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're joining the group first. If you're not already there.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening, guys, five Stars, see you in a week.
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