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Speaker 2: Hey? This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Patsy, morning everyone. I begin today with a

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Speaker 1: heavy heart. I am now officially in mourning and grieving

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Speaker 1: the double acts. The brothers have gone. They flow in

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Speaker 1: the coop in a year of empty nesting. For me

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Speaker 1: the d's playing.

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Speaker 3: Oliver Christoph Petraga.

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Speaker 1: Oh be happy, boys, be happy. One always have that

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Speaker 1: preparentship boys that he's happy for you, but he's hurting inside.

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Speaker 1: The big questions for me are will Christian Petraga's prawn

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Speaker 1: tacker recipe go with him? I take it that's what

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Speaker 1: Dimmer really wants. It's that we are getting that kitchen

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Speaker 4: Hick twenty three the taco recipes on Benner is missus.

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Speaker 1: It's the whole kitting camoodle. I found it so gripping

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Speaker 1: yesterday right getting across what happened on deadline day yesterday,

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Speaker 1: the last hour felt more dramatic than I've watched it

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Speaker 1: the last couple of years, even the last ten or

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Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. Who was a Tom guy going berserk in

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Speaker 1: the Hawk's room, Tom p.

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Speaker 5: Troro.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's like the Tom Cruise carrots in Tropic Thunder.

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Speaker 5: It's just swearing and everyone in.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and they just sat there.

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Speaker 1: What did anyone get up and never go in? It

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Speaker 4: I think the fact that they you couldn't actually hear

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Speaker 1: But what does he say?

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Speaker 3: That meeting rooms could suddenly be so dramatic?

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Speaker 7: Yes, Yeah, And you had Cane Colin's on a gender

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Speaker 7: setters reading their body language, a body language experts.

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Speaker 5: What are he's saying? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Yes? It was so bizarrely, you know, on a Friday

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Speaker 1: we do double thumbs up. The most dramatic TV show

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Speaker 1: I've seen this week was the last hour yesterday on

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Speaker 1: Trade Deadline. I don't know what it was, people pointing

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and you like you actually don't know what's going

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Speaker 4: to happen, like this genuine steak. You don't know what

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Speaker 4: to get and you don't know what's happening when you're

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Speaker 4: At one point caw Toomey was trying to lip read

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Speaker 1: I saw that. I think I think he's saying.

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Speaker 7: He's not happy happy or subway the desk, remember that,

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Speaker 1: And there's so much there's there's a science and it

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Speaker 1: isn't and the mats about what round picks and then

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Speaker 1: so the d's they they gave some future picks back.

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Speaker 5: You get three first round.

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Speaker 1: Picks, which is amazing, which is incredible, right, but then

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Speaker 1: we actually give some back and I'm like, do we

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Speaker 1: ever get them? Bad deal? Stop him, stop the plane,

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Speaker 1: don't you back? It's got it. So you get Charlie Kerner.

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Speaker 1: She must be so happy. I'm so so excited.

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Speaker 4: Finally there's Swans need like a big flagship sort of

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: The bigger winner yesterday on deadline Trade Day was meeting

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Speaker 1: Yes, I was watching a TV show no spoilers, but

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Speaker 1: She was like, what do you mean? I said, I

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Speaker 1: will come back. But is Kadan, what do you used

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Speaker 9: That the moon was my moon and it would follow

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Speaker 1: I'm terrified again. For a couple of years during primary school,

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Speaker 3: Pat, So trouble is once you get in it, you

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Speaker 5: He's a keeper, all right?

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Speaker 1: So you went out for milk it came back with

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Speaker 1: These are incredible, these stories. We'll talk about that thing.

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Speaker 1: Christian had a king and queen seat. What's it king

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Speaker 1: I went out for Christmas lights, came home with a kitten,

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Speaker 1: Christian went to Harvey Normans, but just buy some headphones

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Speaker 1: I'm good. So what did you go out for? What

442
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Speaker 1: did you come back with?

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Speaker 11: Went out for a few groceries, came back with a

444
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Speaker 11: library dog.

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Speaker 1: How do you do that?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 1: It was cute, yes, and a story perfect answer.

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Speaker 3: You're quite right? Were they what you mean?

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Speaker 11: I was in the shopping center in the days where

450
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Speaker 11: they still had pet shops, and it was it was

451
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Speaker 11: one little puppy. All the other puppies were jumping around

452
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Speaker 11: saying bye me. By me and this one little one

453
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Speaker 11: was sitting in the corner, say, I'm depressed. So I

454
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Speaker 11: took him home. And the sad thing was I fell

455
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Speaker 11: in love with him. But the minute he met my

456
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Speaker 11: daughter he was her dog, which.

457
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Speaker 1: Is such gorgeous dogs, aren't they laboratory?

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Speaker 11: He was a beautiful boy. Loved him to death.

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Speaker 1: What color in my mind, he's one of those sandy

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Speaker 1: colored ones.

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Speaker 11: No, he's black.

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Speaker 1: Ah right, lovely, Okay, my story fortunate.

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Speaker 11: Yea Rory the Wonder Dog.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, a dog, Rory the Wonder Dog.

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Speaker 3: It sounds like a kid's TV show.

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Speaker 10: Well he was.

467
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Speaker 11: He was really gorgeous. He was the best dog.

468
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's beautiful. And you're right.

469
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Speaker 12: Those old school pet shops, yeah they're not different times.

470
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Speaker 12: When was that moment where suddenly they weren't allowed to

471
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Speaker 12: just sell everything from tortoises to hamsters to guinea pa

472
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Speaker 12: dogs to cats to fish all in one small shop.

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Speaker 4: That was the best part of going there. When you

474
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Speaker 4: went to stay Westfield with Mummy.

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Speaker 1: As a kid, every Saturday you go run around the

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Speaker 1: pet shop. Yeah, it was always run by the grumpiest

477
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Speaker 1: people as well, because I knew you went there's no way,

478
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Speaker 1: you're buying a guinea pig, hamster, tropical coy fish. You're right,

479
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Speaker 1: that was always a parrot. How we got here, Amanda?

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Speaker 1: Good morning, Amanda, Mandy moo you there. Hello, Amanda, Welcome

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Speaker 1: to the show.

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Speaker 3: Amanda. What's your story?

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Speaker 6: Good morning, Mine's kind of related. I guess I went

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Speaker 6: out for a girl's night and ended up in Cuba

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Speaker 6: for a week and brought back souvenirs for the family.

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Speaker 1: You went out on a girl's night and ended up

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Speaker 1: in Cuba?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Wait, did the start? What city did the knockout start?

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Speaker 6: Actually? Yeah, so it was in a yellow Knife, Canada.

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Speaker 6: So it's in the Arctic of Canada. And yeah, so

492
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Speaker 6: we kind of went from It's still quite a hike though,

493
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Speaker 6: and no plane sly and it's isolated, like look up

494
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Speaker 6: yellow Knife, it's stuff the world. Yeah. So yeah, and

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Speaker 6: then I called my partner at the time in the

496
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Speaker 6: morning because I had a child, and so did my friend,

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Speaker 6: and we ended up having you know, we're there.

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Speaker 1: We might as well step, I'm not going to do

499
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Speaker 1: the school and you're gonna inas to cover me forgot

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Speaker 1: lots of in Cuba. Another one of my bends. Great,

501
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Speaker 1: look it up, look it up. I understand it.

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Speaker 5: Half.

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Speaker 1: I'm scared to ask, how did you end up in Cuba?

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Speaker 3: Though? We are you drinking?

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Speaker 13: Drink?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: So we had some drinks.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 6: It was the early two thousand.

510
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Speaker 1: So time I went out in London and woke up

511
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Speaker 1: in Paris.

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Speaker 6: Kick it up, I mean, it happens.

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Speaker 3: We're not to judge.

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Speaker 6: No, no, not at all. I think I was just

515
00:24:31,965 --> 00:24:35,165
Speaker 6: over it and I needed a holiday. And yeah, she

516
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Speaker 6: just said, well let's leave.

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Speaker 3: Hermin Luise.

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Speaker 1: All right, Amanda, thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: You cal No, have a great day and you.

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Speaker 1: Live while then.

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Speaker 3: Mia, good morning, Mia, good morning, good morning. Welcome to show. Mia.

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Speaker 3: So you went out for milk? What did you come

523
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Speaker 3: back with?

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Speaker 10: It's not me. It was my dad and he was

525
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Speaker 10: infamous for going up to milk and coming back with

526
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Speaker 10: different types of things. But the most expensive bottle of

527
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Speaker 10: milk he ever bought was when he left the home

528
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Speaker 10: at quarter pass nine and came I had half plus

529
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Speaker 10: ten with the brand new house.

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Speaker 5: For my mother.

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Speaker 1: I wish my dad did that brown new house for mother.

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Speaker 1: Blame y house. Wow.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, and at night he's buying a house that late

534
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Speaker 8: at night?

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Speaker 10: What there was the morning coffee. When he was doing so.

536
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Speaker 1: What are you in even in the pocket for buying

537
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Speaker 1: a house?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 10: No, what is he was driving he saw a mate

540
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Speaker 10: walking on the road. He pulled over. Coincidentally there was

541
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Speaker 10: an open house there. He got sucked in to walk

542
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Speaker 10: through the open house, made an offer on the spots,

543
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Speaker 10: signed paperwork, and by the time he got home he

544
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Speaker 10: had bought a house.

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Speaker 1: It's not not he could a mind this guy's productivity

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Speaker 1: coming in by eleven. It's for SMOKEO.

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Speaker 10: Wow, were me you know when we never saw if

548
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Speaker 10: my mother was more upset about the fact that she

549
00:26:07,325 --> 00:26:09,285
Speaker 10: didn't get her coffee that people.

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Speaker 3: To love it all right, me, thank you very much

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Speaker 3: the story. Keep this coming. Let's all go to Cuba.

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Speaker 2: Look it up the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

553
00:26:21,045 --> 00:26:23,325
Speaker 1: I know what you're thinking. Where do we get these

554
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Speaker 1: people from? Wherever they come from? Thank you, thank you,

555
00:26:27,485 --> 00:26:31,445
Speaker 1: thank you. Best job in the world. You're welcome, Christian.

556
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Speaker 1: She sounded like she had too many Cubas. I think

557
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Speaker 1: she was calling from Cuba. Did you She never said

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Speaker 1: that she ever came home. You could still be there.

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Speaker 5: I looked up yellow Knife.

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Speaker 1: It's isolated, really hard.

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Speaker 5: It's out there middle of nowhere.

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Speaker 1: She said she didn't get a plank.

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Speaker 3: Want she get a boat?

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Speaker 1: It's really far. That's not they're not They don't border

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Speaker 1: each other, do they know?

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 1: One. Thing I've learned this morning on the show is

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Speaker 1: Canada also has boguns and not unique to Australia. I

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Speaker 1: wonder if they have a Canadian word for.

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Speaker 3: Christian.

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Speaker 1: I went to buy a belt and came home with

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Speaker 1: a brand new Mini Cooper. These are extraordinary. This one

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Speaker 1: is unbelievable. My wife's mother and father went to do

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Speaker 1: the weekly shop for their family of seven. They came

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Speaker 1: home with a baby from the local orphanage in Dunedin

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy. Wah, that is something else. And then there's

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Speaker 1: this message here. I always say there's no tangents on

578
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Speaker 1: our show, right and you can message the show whenever

579
00:27:37,925 --> 00:27:41,525
Speaker 1: you want. Just everyone take a moment right now. Whatever

580
00:27:41,525 --> 00:27:44,005
Speaker 1: you're up to, you're obviously very busy this morning, but

581
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Speaker 1: just let this one sink in. Good morning, Christian. My

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Speaker 1: name is Leslie. I work at the Big W in Keyesboro.

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Speaker 1: Our store is closing for good on Sunday, the twenty

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Speaker 1: sixth of October. I was wondering if there's anything you

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Speaker 1: can do on the show to up to celebrate thirty

586
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Speaker 1: years of the store being open. At the moment, we

587
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Speaker 1: don't know if head office have got anything planned.

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Speaker 3: Have you got any ideas? I've got to be honest, let'slie.

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00:28:11,565 --> 00:28:14,365
Speaker 1: Not right now off the dome. No, not right now.

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00:28:14,445 --> 00:28:18,285
Speaker 4: I know it's hard that I thought you had that file.

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00:28:18,405 --> 00:28:22,765
Speaker 1: I lost it, Mane. I've lost about what to do, Leslie,

592
00:28:23,285 --> 00:28:25,165
Speaker 1: and that the fact they've obviously had a meeting. Does

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Speaker 1: anyone know what head officers are doing? Which we'll just

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Speaker 1: try Christian. The next thing to do to take off

595
00:28:31,045 --> 00:28:33,445
Speaker 1: is to speak to Christian on Gold to see what

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Speaker 1: he might be able to do to celebrate thirty years

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Speaker 1: of service for the Big w in Keasy. However, I

598
00:28:40,965 --> 00:28:43,405
Speaker 1: promise you one thing, I'm not going to let this drop.

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00:28:43,885 --> 00:28:47,445
Speaker 1: I will today produce this. Let's all reconvene and have

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00:28:47,485 --> 00:28:50,525
Speaker 1: an on air meeting tomorrow. Everyone bring an idea about

601
00:28:50,565 --> 00:28:55,005
Speaker 1: how we help picked Up celebrate thirty years of being open.

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00:28:55,325 --> 00:28:57,605
Speaker 1: I know that one as well. I've actually been inside

603
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Speaker 1: of it as well.

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Speaker 3: All right, Leslie, leave.

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Speaker 1: It with us.

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00:29:00,365 --> 00:29:02,245
Speaker 3: We'd come back to you in twenty four hours time.

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Speaker 1: All right, one last story before we get into the

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Speaker 1: eight o'clock news.

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Speaker 3: Audrey is calling from Cuba.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, no, good morning, good morning, Audrey, welcome to

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 13: Thank you. My story is that my husband and I

613
00:29:19,645 --> 00:29:23,845
Speaker 13: went out on the Saconday morning to the butcher and

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Speaker 13: ended up buying a caravan.

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Speaker 1: Wow, that's quite a lamb chop.

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Speaker 13: It certainly was.

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Speaker 1: Were they selling caravans next to the butcher? Yes, yes,

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00:29:37,005 --> 00:29:42,285
Speaker 1: oh it's a classic trick, classic trick.

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Speaker 13: And of course the husband said the classic thing. We're

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Speaker 13: only looking, we're not by Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I wonder how many people have said that's right.

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Speaker 1: All right, Audrey, thank you very much for calling in

623
00:29:54,245 --> 00:29:56,045
Speaker 1: crystal clear. Really easy to hear you.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show on podcast.

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00:30:01,165 --> 00:30:03,605
Speaker 1: Christian, I went to pick up my daughter from kindergarten,

626
00:30:03,685 --> 00:30:09,365
Speaker 1: accidentally brought a piano. Accidentally buy a piano. Any great thing, Jenny,

627
00:30:09,405 --> 00:30:12,765
Speaker 1: Good morning, God one a four point three Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 1: What is it? Twelve minutes past eight? Time for this

629
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Speaker 1: week's the name game, as in do you have a

630
00:30:19,165 --> 00:30:23,485
Speaker 1: name that's a pain? A name you always need to explain.

631
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Speaker 4: Well, we've made my name as in game.

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00:30:30,285 --> 00:30:31,925
Speaker 1: All right, so how this works. Then if you ran

633
00:30:32,045 --> 00:30:33,805
Speaker 1: you to the name game, as in, if you have

634
00:30:33,925 --> 00:30:35,685
Speaker 1: won those names, it is a bit of a pain.

635
00:30:36,045 --> 00:30:40,085
Speaker 1: You have worked out some one line explanational clue as

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Speaker 1: into your name. We hear the clue, we try and

637
00:30:42,685 --> 00:30:46,365
Speaker 1: work backwards and guess your name. Caller one, Welcome my.

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Speaker 2: Last name as in dried fruit.

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Speaker 9: Prune, apricots, Yeah, Sultana's raisins.

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Speaker 1: Where you got it?

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Speaker 3: Caller two, Good morning.

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00:30:57,525 --> 00:31:01,285
Speaker 1: Party the Red Sea, Moses, Oh yes, call a three,

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00:31:01,365 --> 00:31:02,645
Speaker 1: Welcome my surname.

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Speaker 6: Something that you don't want on your burgerkin?

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00:31:05,965 --> 00:31:08,165
Speaker 1: Let us tomato, musta pickle?

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00:31:08,565 --> 00:31:13,205
Speaker 3: Multiple? Okay, we ready to play players?

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Speaker 1: Are we ready?

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00:31:14,005 --> 00:31:14,565
Speaker 8: Let's do it?

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00:31:14,645 --> 00:31:16,685
Speaker 1: Alex you ready ready? Perhaps you're good?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, I said, let's do it and bring it on already.

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00:31:21,805 --> 00:31:24,045
Speaker 1: By the way, I've seen something in my calendar at midday.

652
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Speaker 1: What are you doing, Pats? It's called Chats and Pats? Yeah,

653
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Speaker 1: what is that?

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Speaker 8: That wasn't me? No, I saw that as well.

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Speaker 9: No, Pat says in, I think they're bringing some guide

656
00:31:33,405 --> 00:31:37,365
Speaker 9: dogs into the studio. I saw that, and I thought, oh,

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Speaker 9: I didn't get the mail on that, should I?

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Speaker 1: Pats was starting some kind of weekly chat show for

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Speaker 1: poor beligue morale here amongst the sales team, where it's

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Speaker 1: chats and pats. No not me, not me, no dogs

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Speaker 1: in to cheer people up. Like this place loves dogs,

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Speaker 1: doesn't it? Absolutely? Yesterday there was just like dogs running

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Speaker 1: a mock here. I think I think gold is setting

664
00:32:03,165 --> 00:32:09,765
Speaker 1: up a pet shop. All right, we ready to play? Yes, Yes,

665
00:32:12,125 --> 00:32:15,045
Speaker 1: caller one, welcome, Hello, call one.

666
00:32:15,085 --> 00:32:15,725
Speaker 3: What's your clue?

667
00:32:16,485 --> 00:32:17,405
Speaker 2: My name has in?

668
00:32:17,805 --> 00:32:21,165
Speaker 1: I'm in debt loan, no.

669
00:32:22,285 --> 00:32:27,805
Speaker 7: Mortgage, read in the red interest rate?

670
00:32:28,325 --> 00:32:32,045
Speaker 3: Oh overdraft?

671
00:32:32,445 --> 00:32:38,205
Speaker 1: Nope? Oh has he had? We can we trouble you

672
00:32:38,205 --> 00:32:38,845
Speaker 1: for another clue?

673
00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:44,565
Speaker 2: One of the famous Wilson brothers.

674
00:32:47,725 --> 00:32:50,925
Speaker 1: Great two good clues now the second one was very

675
00:32:50,965 --> 00:32:55,685
Speaker 1: smart to just try and improvise that second clue. Very good.

676
00:32:59,285 --> 00:33:01,325
Speaker 1: Love it all right, call it one, Thank you very much.

677
00:33:01,365 --> 00:33:02,725
Speaker 1: Oh and thanks for caring. It's got to call it

678
00:33:02,805 --> 00:33:05,725
Speaker 1: too now. Good morning, Welcome, Good morning.

679
00:33:06,005 --> 00:33:12,885
Speaker 10: My maiden surname has been hardski in on your feet callous. Yeah,

680
00:33:12,925 --> 00:33:15,045
Speaker 10: and she got it callous came. Can I just end

681
00:33:15,045 --> 00:33:16,925
Speaker 10: this with a lot of the odds, because back in

682
00:33:17,005 --> 00:33:18,925
Speaker 10: high school my sister had a girlfriend.

683
00:33:19,045 --> 00:33:20,525
Speaker 5: His sur name was corn.

684
00:33:23,045 --> 00:33:27,005
Speaker 8: Corn callous corn on your feet, you.

685
00:33:27,045 --> 00:33:28,725
Speaker 10: Get corn and callouses on your knee.

686
00:33:29,805 --> 00:33:42,165
Speaker 14: You just need an Oh god, she's got really problematic problem.

687
00:33:42,965 --> 00:33:45,925
Speaker 3: Already got one more hair Cooler three.

688
00:33:46,045 --> 00:33:51,205
Speaker 1: Good morning, cooler three, Good morning, Good morning caller three.

689
00:33:51,205 --> 00:33:51,965
Speaker 3: And what's your clue?

690
00:33:54,605 --> 00:34:00,085
Speaker 10: My name? My first name is like a famous chef.

691
00:34:00,325 --> 00:34:07,045
Speaker 3: Gordon Curtis, No Ramsey, Yes.

692
00:34:08,205 --> 00:34:11,125
Speaker 1: Name you got there? What an awesome name. Thank you

693
00:34:11,245 --> 00:34:13,165
Speaker 1: very much for calling the show as well. You did great,

694
00:34:13,245 --> 00:34:15,685
Speaker 1: have a nice day.

695
00:34:15,965 --> 00:34:16,444
Speaker 10: Thank you.

696
00:34:17,845 --> 00:34:19,405
Speaker 1: All right, give us a call now, then play the

697
00:34:19,485 --> 00:34:21,125
Speaker 1: name game. We do part two next.

698
00:34:21,205 --> 00:34:24,445
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

699
00:34:25,005 --> 00:34:27,364
Speaker 1: Round two of the name game, as in, we have

700
00:34:27,365 --> 00:34:28,404
Speaker 1: no idea what your name is?

701
00:34:28,405 --> 00:34:29,205
Speaker 3: You give us a clue.

702
00:34:29,405 --> 00:34:31,964
Speaker 1: We're taking each other on to try and guess your name,

703
00:34:32,285 --> 00:34:34,365
Speaker 1: and then in ten minutes time it's about the time wastter.

704
00:34:35,365 --> 00:34:37,965
Speaker 1: All right, caller one, Welcome to the name game.

705
00:34:39,365 --> 00:34:39,485
Speaker 4: Hi.

706
00:34:40,165 --> 00:34:42,485
Speaker 10: Oh, my clue is military.

707
00:34:42,645 --> 00:34:46,685
Speaker 8: Army Navy sergeant No major?

708
00:34:47,725 --> 00:34:47,924
Speaker 6: Yes?

709
00:34:48,205 --> 00:34:52,485
Speaker 1: Oh great? Is that your first name? Major?

710
00:34:53,125 --> 00:34:53,685
Speaker 11: Yeah?

711
00:34:54,045 --> 00:34:55,805
Speaker 1: Major? What a great name?

712
00:34:58,205 --> 00:35:00,325
Speaker 3: Do people laugh when they when they hear your name?

713
00:35:01,565 --> 00:35:05,725
Speaker 1: A little bit? It's a very original name, isn't it?

714
00:35:06,485 --> 00:35:06,965
Speaker 10: Yeah?

715
00:35:07,165 --> 00:35:08,925
Speaker 1: Yeah? What what mom da thinking?

716
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:09,365
Speaker 3: Calling you?

717
00:35:09,445 --> 00:35:12,765
Speaker 1: Major? I've never met a major in my life.

718
00:35:14,005 --> 00:35:16,445
Speaker 6: They were gonna name me Major as the original spelling

719
00:35:16,485 --> 00:35:19,005
Speaker 6: if I was a boy and I turned out to

720
00:35:19,045 --> 00:35:20,565
Speaker 6: be a girl, so they tended the spelling.

721
00:35:21,605 --> 00:35:22,725
Speaker 1: How is it spelling? Yeah?

722
00:35:23,845 --> 00:35:25,445
Speaker 11: M A Y J E R.

723
00:35:25,845 --> 00:35:29,965
Speaker 1: Love. Okay, okay, well, lovely to meet you, Mini Major.

724
00:35:30,245 --> 00:35:31,844
Speaker 1: Thank you very much. Give us a call. Have a

725
00:35:31,845 --> 00:35:32,765
Speaker 1: lovely day at school.

726
00:35:33,125 --> 00:35:33,685
Speaker 11: You you two.

727
00:35:33,885 --> 00:35:34,285
Speaker 1: Thank you.

728
00:35:34,325 --> 00:35:37,005
Speaker 3: What a beautiful name. Caller too, Good morning.

729
00:35:37,805 --> 00:35:40,605
Speaker 11: Hi, I have a true part of so. My first

730
00:35:40,685 --> 00:35:42,565
Speaker 11: name is a luxury.

731
00:35:42,165 --> 00:35:44,565
Speaker 8: Brand, Chanell Prada.

732
00:35:44,885 --> 00:35:48,685
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, notice tip of her tongue.

733
00:35:48,725 --> 00:35:49,245
Speaker 1: There wasn't it.

734
00:35:50,925 --> 00:35:53,404
Speaker 10: And my last name is the Princess's House.

735
00:35:54,645 --> 00:35:58,205
Speaker 8: Castle, No, Princess Palace.

736
00:35:59,005 --> 00:36:03,565
Speaker 3: Yes, your name is Chanelle Palace. Yes, we have just met.

737
00:36:03,925 --> 00:36:04,245
Speaker 3: You know what.

738
00:36:04,245 --> 00:36:05,765
Speaker 1: I love exotic names.

739
00:36:06,445 --> 00:36:11,685
Speaker 3: Chanelle Palace is your name? Yeah, my mind is blowing.

740
00:36:11,685 --> 00:36:12,645
Speaker 1: Incredibleness.

741
00:36:12,925 --> 00:36:14,045
Speaker 3: Is an incredible name.

742
00:36:14,245 --> 00:36:16,565
Speaker 1: And will you christen that at birth? Or did you

743
00:36:16,685 --> 00:36:18,925
Speaker 1: choose that name christ?

744
00:36:19,645 --> 00:36:19,965
Speaker 13: Wow?

745
00:36:20,405 --> 00:36:23,445
Speaker 1: Chanel? What do you do for work, Chanel Palace?

746
00:36:24,245 --> 00:36:25,444
Speaker 10: I'm a recovery nurse.

747
00:36:26,245 --> 00:36:30,445
Speaker 1: Oh, great job as well, and what it amazing? It's

748
00:36:30,445 --> 00:36:35,565
Speaker 1: a Hollywood name. Thank you so much for giving us

749
00:36:35,565 --> 00:36:38,845
Speaker 1: a call. Have a lovely day. You two A major,

750
00:36:39,045 --> 00:36:40,205
Speaker 1: A chanel Palace.

751
00:36:40,405 --> 00:36:41,004
Speaker 3: What name?

752
00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:42,685
Speaker 1: I know there's a lot of pressure on this next

753
00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:47,605
Speaker 1: per to have a cool name. A three Bob caller three, Hello,

754
00:36:47,645 --> 00:36:50,924
Speaker 1: caller three, Welcome to the show. It's my sur name,

755
00:36:51,005 --> 00:36:52,205
Speaker 1: and it's a bowl maker.

756
00:36:52,925 --> 00:36:59,485
Speaker 11: Sorry, it's it's my surname and it's aw maker.

757
00:36:59,245 --> 00:37:06,404
Speaker 1: A bowl maker, barrel maker. Oh yes, I will never guess.

758
00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:10,364
Speaker 1: I could have ten more minutes. I would never have

759
00:37:10,445 --> 00:37:11,085
Speaker 1: any idea.

760
00:37:12,125 --> 00:37:15,525
Speaker 5: Keepers, we've all known something.

761
00:37:17,205 --> 00:37:19,844
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you very much, and give us a call.

762
00:37:19,885 --> 00:37:22,364
Speaker 1: This girl squeeze one morning before the headlines call a four.

763
00:37:25,085 --> 00:37:30,884
Speaker 10: Hello, Christian, my first name as in Sebastian.

764
00:37:29,765 --> 00:37:38,885
Speaker 4: For tell, I fear said the answer instead of the clue.

765
00:37:33,765 --> 00:37:43,165
Speaker 1: Okay, it doesn't matter, so good. We hung up.

766
00:37:43,365 --> 00:37:46,085
Speaker 3: After every mistake we make on the show, there'd be

767
00:37:46,165 --> 00:37:46,725
Speaker 3: no show.

768
00:37:51,205 --> 00:37:54,285
Speaker 1: Sebastian, this is a fiendish one.

769
00:37:55,725 --> 00:37:59,365
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

770
00:37:59,125 --> 00:38:02,125
Speaker 1: Gabriel, good morning, I've got your email. It really didn't

771
00:38:02,125 --> 00:38:05,364
Speaker 1: make me laugh. I thought someone was winding Producer Rio

772
00:38:05,405 --> 00:38:07,325
Speaker 1: app someone called in to play the name game and

773
00:38:07,365 --> 00:38:09,405
Speaker 1: we couldn't. It was just way we can put this

774
00:38:09,525 --> 00:38:12,765
Speaker 1: name on it. It is way too crude and rude. However,

775
00:38:12,765 --> 00:38:16,005
Speaker 1: it is somebody's name, and I thought, come on, now

776
00:38:16,005 --> 00:38:18,325
Speaker 1: that's not somebody's name. They hit me a photo of

777
00:38:18,365 --> 00:38:24,405
Speaker 1: the meeticure cart. Ah, it's German. Apparently it's something.

778
00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:27,725
Speaker 3: It's a body part all right. Anyway.

779
00:38:28,485 --> 00:38:31,445
Speaker 1: Eight thirty seven Christian O'Connell show and God, another chance

780
00:38:31,445 --> 00:38:33,445
Speaker 1: you'd have win a double BASSA go and see Oasis

781
00:38:33,885 --> 00:38:37,444
Speaker 1: Marvel Stadium Tuesday, the fourth of November. There are new

782
00:38:37,525 --> 00:38:40,605
Speaker 1: tickets to go and see Oasis. I'm speaking to someone

783
00:38:40,605 --> 00:38:42,805
Speaker 1: in a meeting Yesterday's a big Oasis fan. He's in

784
00:38:42,845 --> 00:38:46,964
Speaker 1: his thirties and he didn't think there are any more

785
00:38:47,045 --> 00:38:51,444
Speaker 1: extra Melbourne tickets, so he's going to see them in Seoul. Oh,

786
00:38:53,125 --> 00:38:56,845
Speaker 1: in Melbourne, there are some tickets, so I've got to

787
00:38:56,845 --> 00:38:58,844
Speaker 1: spare one. You can come along with me. You're going

788
00:38:58,925 --> 00:39:04,525
Speaker 1: to Seoul to see likes Accommodation. Oh and you really

789
00:39:04,565 --> 00:39:07,165
Speaker 1: are a super fan. But they're right here here a

790
00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:10,885
Speaker 1: super fan, get the tickets. Yes, anyway, new tickets a

791
00:39:10,885 --> 00:39:12,205
Speaker 1: bit too late for my mate is heading off the

792
00:39:12,245 --> 00:39:15,845
Speaker 1: Salt Restricted view seas. It now available Oasis in Melbourne,

793
00:39:15,845 --> 00:39:19,325
Speaker 1: great prices, Grab them before they've gone Live Nation dot

794
00:39:19,365 --> 00:39:20,525
Speaker 1: com dot Au.

795
00:39:25,485 --> 00:39:31,605
Speaker 3: Today is World Beach Appreciation Day. Now, obviously this.

796
00:39:31,605 --> 00:39:34,005
Speaker 1: Country you've got some of the most beautiful beaches in

797
00:39:34,045 --> 00:39:36,844
Speaker 1: the world. What Australian beaches do you think are in

798
00:39:36,885 --> 00:39:41,805
Speaker 1: the top five Power rankings of best beaches of Australia?

799
00:39:42,245 --> 00:39:47,485
Speaker 1: Nots and killed. It's still nice because you forget my

800
00:39:47,565 --> 00:39:52,325
Speaker 1: comparison of Manky, Pebbly Shingle beaches in the UK. They

801
00:39:52,365 --> 00:39:53,404
Speaker 1: are rough.

802
00:39:54,965 --> 00:39:56,085
Speaker 8: Sundays number two.

803
00:39:55,925 --> 00:39:58,445
Speaker 3: Patsy not not being there beautiful so.

804
00:39:58,765 --> 00:40:01,245
Speaker 5: Absolutely in w A.

805
00:40:01,405 --> 00:40:04,805
Speaker 4: No, you have some nice what's the Cable beach?

806
00:40:04,965 --> 00:40:07,285
Speaker 1: Cable Beach is there at number four and Broom that

807
00:40:07,405 --> 00:40:10,165
Speaker 1: is I've been there is a magical. That beach is stunny.

808
00:40:10,205 --> 00:40:13,485
Speaker 8: What about Bell's Beach off Long Not that you're kidding.

809
00:40:13,605 --> 00:40:17,645
Speaker 1: No, Bond Bond is a number five and a vastly

810
00:40:17,725 --> 00:40:22,205
Speaker 1: overrated beach. You're a Sydney side.

811
00:40:22,645 --> 00:40:24,445
Speaker 5: I totally agree. There's so many tourists.

812
00:40:24,605 --> 00:40:28,165
Speaker 1: Y beach is nice. It's the people that are the problem.

813
00:40:33,285 --> 00:40:38,725
Speaker 1: I heard that crystal clear. We're not the ones that

814
00:40:38,725 --> 00:40:41,845
Speaker 1: are always brought out the sea on that BONDI rescue.

815
00:40:43,885 --> 00:40:45,844
Speaker 3: You looking at me, We're looking at each other.

816
00:40:45,885 --> 00:40:48,925
Speaker 1: What a wonderful world to live in any Hoosy Poosy

817
00:40:49,205 --> 00:40:51,884
Speaker 1: Bond is at number five, Cable Beaches at number four,

818
00:40:52,045 --> 00:40:56,925
Speaker 1: Bay of Fires beautiful that one why having at number two,

819
00:40:56,965 --> 00:41:02,125
Speaker 1: and then Lucky Bay. Lucky Bay is in w a

820
00:41:02,125 --> 00:41:05,805
Speaker 1: al right. Beach bands, Yeah, new Kids on the Sun

821
00:41:05,845 --> 00:41:13,285
Speaker 1: block good God, deck chair, ice cream, Van Halen ice cream,

822
00:41:13,405 --> 00:41:16,645
Speaker 1: Van Handa, No, no, up against the time, No ice cream,

823
00:41:16,725 --> 00:41:25,165
Speaker 1: Van Halen's silver plus bikini spars Celine Dion. She loves

824
00:41:25,205 --> 00:41:28,285
Speaker 1: going down to the beach. That's right, Sea Lion Dion

825
00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:33,085
Speaker 1: silver and what about old Cardi?

826
00:41:33,205 --> 00:41:37,525
Speaker 3: C oh, thank you real?

827
00:41:37,605 --> 00:41:40,165
Speaker 1: What have you got? Beach bands? Sweets are at the sea?

828
00:41:40,765 --> 00:41:45,925
Speaker 1: It's crammer crabs are off. Yeah no, no, we heard it.

829
00:41:46,045 --> 00:41:50,364
Speaker 1: We just couldn't believe it. Slip slop slipnot Oh very good,

830
00:41:50,645 --> 00:41:57,525
Speaker 1: very well delivered. It's a double gold. Sandy Moore Silver.

831
00:41:57,845 --> 00:42:02,645
Speaker 1: DJ Havana Brown performed at the NRL halftime show like

832
00:42:02,845 --> 00:42:06,725
Speaker 1: DJ Cabana Brown, more like get some better time wasted.

833
00:42:06,805 --> 00:42:07,965
Speaker 3: Somebody's got some sandy.

834
00:42:08,045 --> 00:42:12,165
Speaker 4: This is a good who's having a tiny with Miles Davis.

835
00:42:12,725 --> 00:42:14,045
Speaker 5: It's Dizzy Gilleski.

836
00:42:15,525 --> 00:42:19,965
Speaker 1: That yeah, that's smart, that's smart. That is hyebrow. Wow,

837
00:42:20,485 --> 00:42:24,165
Speaker 1: we've never had any of the big jazz elites gold.

838
00:42:26,085 --> 00:42:27,645
Speaker 1: All right, what have you got them? We're looking for

839
00:42:27,645 --> 00:42:30,605
Speaker 1: your beach bands. Oh for seventy five three one O

840
00:42:30,725 --> 00:42:32,085
Speaker 1: four three best and show you have to go and

841
00:42:32,125 --> 00:42:33,405
Speaker 1: see otis.

842
00:42:33,325 --> 00:42:36,125
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

843
00:42:36,565 --> 00:42:38,525
Speaker 3: All right, time wast today We're off to the beach.

844
00:42:38,565 --> 00:42:38,885
Speaker 1: Why not.

845
00:42:38,965 --> 00:42:39,924
Speaker 3: It's a lovely day.

846
00:42:40,445 --> 00:42:47,565
Speaker 1: Beach bands Rio, speedo Wagon, silver, g flip flop gold,

847
00:42:48,285 --> 00:42:54,365
Speaker 1: Henry MANKINI nice reference to the composer songs and I

848
00:42:55,005 --> 00:42:58,805
Speaker 1: silver came in about a thousand times. Lincoln Shark gold,

849
00:42:58,965 --> 00:43:02,125
Speaker 1: Amy Shark, get out of the water, fron Kai. I

850
00:43:02,125 --> 00:43:07,405
Speaker 1: thought that was a goal, my friend Lenny Krabitz, that's

851
00:43:07,885 --> 00:43:12,005
Speaker 1: see you of dolphins. Oh no, that's great erin.

852
00:43:12,045 --> 00:43:14,525
Speaker 3: That's good Byron Adams.

853
00:43:17,365 --> 00:43:22,925
Speaker 1: Great name for tribute acts, undertones and I Silva. Everyone

854
00:43:22,925 --> 00:43:25,885
Speaker 1: remembers Uncle Cracker, you know, follow me? What about that?

855
00:43:26,085 --> 00:43:32,605
Speaker 1: It's Uncle Sandy, my Cracker goal pass gold excalibur.

856
00:43:33,205 --> 00:43:34,165
Speaker 3: Is that today's winner?

857
00:43:35,525 --> 00:43:35,765
Speaker 12: No?

858
00:43:35,765 --> 00:43:37,525
Speaker 1: No, no, wait, we're out time I get to winner.

859
00:43:37,685 --> 00:43:40,565
Speaker 3: Yes, Uncle sand and my Cracker.

860
00:43:40,765 --> 00:43:41,845
Speaker 1: We are one and done.

861
00:43:41,965 --> 00:43:45,605
Speaker 2: See The Christian o'connall Show Podcast