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Speaker 1: Good morning.

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Speaker 2: It's a Christian a car show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know what.

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Speaker 4: Now we're two hours away from the race, and I'm

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Speaker 4: not so sure there's going to be racing, but there's

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Speaker 4: going to be ferrets. There are gonna be Haerts wandering

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Speaker 4: around the four of a radio station. Good morning, coome

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Speaker 4: on in Jack, Good morning guys, Good morning, Pats.

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Speaker 5: Morning boy.

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Speaker 4: How can we best describe the scene here at the

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Speaker 4: radio station? So ferret Racing Live on has shown two

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Speaker 4: hours time. Now We've had a track made purpose built

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Speaker 4: for this, and it really does go around the radio station.

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Speaker 4: It is in terms of the actual stats, it's fifty

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Speaker 4: five meters. Fifty five meters is about one hundred and

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Speaker 4: eighty feet.

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Speaker 3: It's a long, old track.

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Speaker 4: However, it doesn't really do it justice and that it

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Speaker 4: is huge, so much so that the track starts just

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Speaker 4: outside this radio station. Do you have trouble coming in

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Speaker 4: this morning? I didn't climbing race. Yeah, it's like steeple chase.

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Speaker 6: It's all constructed a cardboard and made to look like

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Speaker 6: the turrets of a castle.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. Did you know anything about the medieval thing?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 7: I can't remember.

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Speaker 6: As I was walking and I was like I'm sure

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Speaker 6: there must be a tie to ferrets and medieval, but

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Speaker 6: I couldn't really sell the two together.

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Speaker 3: Why is it there are turrets everywhere?

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Speaker 4: I mean, we should sell it afterwards, this whole set

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Speaker 4: to Game of Thrones. They can save millions of some

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Speaker 4: of the filming just by using this as the sets.

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Speaker 4: It's incredible, right, there's that there's a bit down the

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Speaker 4: bottom there. I don't know if you've seen it where

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Speaker 4: they go racing down several ladies. Yeah, here's the thing.

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Speaker 3: They're not a race, are they? Why would they? It was?

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Speaker 6: It's not until I see the track that I think, well,

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Speaker 6: why would they run up the ramp if they didn't

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Speaker 6: have to and they could just chill in the mounting yard.

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Speaker 7: There's not a.

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Speaker 4: Human being on them urging them to run. I mean,

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Speaker 4: Crawford's going to be common term, but he's not on

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Speaker 4: the ferrets. They're gonna when we release the ferrets at Tempan,

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Speaker 4: they're going to be released and they're going to just

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Speaker 4: have a little look around, aren't they think? Why we

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Speaker 4: in have we in time traveling? Why are we in

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Speaker 4: a car medieval slum? And then they're gonna go They're

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Speaker 4: just gonna wander around. Bless them, aren't they. It's gonna

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Speaker 4: be role we have to go off.

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Speaker 6: Is somebody at some point over the last six weeks

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Speaker 6: when we first mentioned ferret's ferrets love to raise, now

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Speaker 6: we had that kind act.

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Speaker 3: I don't know that. I don't know that for a fact.

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Speaker 3: I feel bad now.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, look, I'm not a ferret expert. They may

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Speaker 4: have a little run around.

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Speaker 8: Do you bring in some ferret traits or something?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because there easy to get hold of, aren't they?

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Speaker 3: Get a cow text? You know he's having coffee and

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Speaker 3: ferrit trees. It's right by the till. Just get smackos.

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Speaker 3: We may need.

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Speaker 4: Craw Is coming into commentate him because he loves the

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Speaker 4: horses and gg it's obviously very excited about tomorrow. I

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Speaker 4: don't know whether we turn to go through a Maca's

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Speaker 4: drive through and get some nuggets piece.

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Speaker 7: Of seriously, a piece of nuggets on the string.

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Speaker 4: Attached to his belt and he can just go ahead,

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Speaker 4: you know, like baits. He gets to work out the

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Speaker 4: fairest to race it. Most importantly, we have live fat racing.

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Speaker 4: Otherwise we've allocated half an hour for this fair race

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Speaker 4: that's just going to be us going, They're still wandering around.

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Speaker 6: The Other problem is, I imagine because far it's a

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Speaker 6: quite slim line. I thought the track would be really narrow,

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Speaker 6: me too, and they would be sure.

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Speaker 4: We did these specific instructions of a narrow racetrack. This

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Speaker 6: It takes up the whole corridor. So Crawf has to

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Speaker 6: be in the racetrack to like to commentate. It's not

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Speaker 6: like you can commentate from the side of the racetrack.

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Speaker 4: No, I tell you what we need to do. You

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Speaker 4: need to go home, get your skateboard. Course needs to

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Speaker 4: that speed while McNuggets are straped to his head. We

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Speaker 4: can't even call it a faire race anymore. A ferret wonder.

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Speaker 4: How was everyone's first freedom weekend in over five months?

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Speaker 6: We've been blessed with the weather as well, haven't we.

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Speaker 6: We went to a picnic yesterday and the park was heavy.

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Speaker 7: There were people.

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Speaker 6: The park was so full that there was people in

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Speaker 7: On the baker.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was incredible.

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Speaker 4: Everywhere I went for a run yesterday evening along the beach,

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Speaker 4: the little trail they've got there and everywhere there were

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Speaker 4: people drinking, eating, had there speakers out.

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Speaker 3: It was unbelieving.

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Speaker 4: You know, you watched like old American movies, you know

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Speaker 3: It was actually like that.

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Speaker 4: I've never seen anything like it, and you were just

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Speaker 4: the atmosphere was palpable. You feel it in the air.

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Speaker 4: That was a beautiful, beautiful day yesterday as well. Who's

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Speaker 4: been out this weekend?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 3: How was your Saturday night?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 7: It was fun, you know what.

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Speaker 8: It was so liberating to be out, and it's like

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Speaker 8: the food tasted better, the drinks were better, everything. The

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Speaker 8: atmosphere was electric. It was just like, I don't know,

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Speaker 8: like a kid in the first time you got to

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Speaker 8: go out for dinner with your parents, you know, like

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Speaker 8: it was a big deal.

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Speaker 3: I bet it was lovely for your mom and daddy.

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Speaker 3: But to see you all, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 8: Well we've been key them in hibernation because they're you know,

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Speaker 8: nearly eighty, so they've been really careful. But it was, yeah,

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Speaker 8: it was lovely for them to get out and you

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Speaker 8: know what. Just nice to be together again and have

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just the best.

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Speaker 4: There must have been so many stories like that over

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Speaker 4: the weekend, of families and elderly relatives that people managed

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Speaker 3: Slightly different for me.

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Speaker 4: Me there was twelve of us that went out on

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Speaker 4: And they the noise and the sort of further excitement

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Speaker 3: They said, why don't you guys sit on your own separate.

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Speaker 4: at some point when you were teenager you were allowed

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Speaker 4: with the guys. So we'll move to our own table

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Speaker 4: about thirty feet away. My wife, the women all went

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Speaker 4: home about sort of nine o'clock. We stayed out till

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Speaker 4: midnight and the hangover I had Saturday. If that's gonna

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Speaker 4: back into locker all right for my own safety.

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Speaker 3: What a waste of freedom.

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Speaker 4: I still feel ill today. We were gonna go out

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Speaker 4: please know the sweats, the fear a proper hangover, you know, well,

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Speaker 4: tho's ones where you get up in the morning you think,

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Speaker 4: I don't feel too bad. Actually, I think this one's

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Speaker 3: It was a big one as well.

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Speaker 4: And that was the rest of my weekend trying to

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Speaker 4: shake off this hangover. But it wasn't epic Friday night.

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Speaker 6: I haven't had a hangover like that, I think for

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Speaker 6: a year since your wife's fiftieth birthday.

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Speaker 4: That's what it felt like to me. It was like

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Speaker 4: a year ago, since that house party around at ours.

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Speaker 4: It was like a really, really big hangover. I need

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Speaker 4: to go back into lockdown for six months.

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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Late La Party.

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Speaker 4: Late on Friday's show, we were taking your stories about

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Speaker 4: tree houses and trampolines, treehouse because of our special guest

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Speaker 4: last week, Matthew McConaughey, Ah Reckons he built an eighty

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Speaker 4: foot tree house thirteen stories high when he was eight

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Speaker 4: years of age. He actually also built this racetrack for

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Speaker 4: us as well. That's my kind of guest. It's an

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Speaker 4: we're talking about treehouses and there were some great stories

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Speaker 4: about genuinely epic treehouses that your parents are built or

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Speaker 4: really do think next year we should do something about

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Speaker 4: getting kids to design their dream tree house and then

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Speaker 4: we build one of them. Anyway, this story comes in

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Speaker 4: from Tony Tony in Dingley. Christian wasn't so much a treehouse,

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Speaker 4: but we had our own. This is amazing what we

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Speaker 4: did have. We had a hidden dugout on the empty

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Speaker 4: had a couple of support poles and a timber roof

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Speaker 3: Amazing that sort of secret camp.

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Speaker 6: Basically, if there was one thing I wanted more than

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Speaker 3: Yes, didn't you dream of that?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes in my bedroom I would tap the walls thinking

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Speaker 4: rotate secret world and new was in here. The way

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Speaker 4: my life could be boring.

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Speaker 6: It used to bug me to the bookshelf because they're

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Speaker 4: So move the slow globe up and then that's normally

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Speaker 4: the pressure thing seen it. Anyway, Let's go back to

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Speaker 4: old corrugated iron roof, covered in dirt and grass clippings

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Speaker 4: and branch cuttings. It's just like a few branches in

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Speaker 4: a paddock. No one knew that we were under it,

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Speaker 4: having our secret meetings. It was a great place for

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Speaker 4: play games, dream big tael stories, place to hide away

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Speaker 4: after getting in trouble. Dad eventually cracked it because eventually

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Speaker 4: it became a planning place where we got into too

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Speaker 4: much trouble and so my dad built a bonfire on

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Speaker 3: To burn it down. That was the end of it. Ah,

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Speaker 3: what is it about psycho Dad? Sometimes?

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Speaker 4: I mean, there's no need to do that. That's corul Tony.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 4: Whenever you want to email the sharbout anything you've had

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Speaker 4: us talking about, no conversation or topic is completely left dead.

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Speaker 3: We called it late to the party.

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Speaker 4: Email me Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot aus.

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Speaker 4: All right, So brand new episode is out today every Monday,

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Speaker 3: It's called Stuff of Legends.

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Speaker 4: Each week it's a guest to me and they tell

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Speaker 9: I remember, right, I was like on the doll and

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Speaker 9: Dandy highwayman.

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Speaker 7: Flowers. He's got gold.

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Speaker 9: Well, Poverty players tricks with the mind. You know you.

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Speaker 4: You talk about someone who's highly educated in like twenty

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Speaker 4: Okay, we're going to talk about the our weekends and Trump.

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Speaker 4: Pick a song that sums up the weekend. We just

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Speaker 4: had Patsy, what's it for you?

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Speaker 8: This has to be my song? This week we'll do

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Speaker 4: It's a sham and Chris over the weekend he formed

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Speaker 4: I needed to imagine. What I'm about to say is

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Speaker 4: Agree on that, Jackie boy. What is the song that

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Speaker 4: It's not fit for purpose to Sam needs to make

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Speaker 6: I know the bar that I said that we were

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Speaker 6: The bar I said we were going to low Key

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Speaker 4: my window saying open up that and open up, open up.

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Speaker 4: We're a low key they are low key about this?

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Speaker 6: Who on Monday saw Dan Andrews announcement and runs the

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Speaker 6: bar and goes, I don't think you'll be very busy

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Speaker 6: this weekend.

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Speaker 4: I don't think it'll take a while to walk back

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Speaker 4: up again. Yeah, this is not the weekend to do it.

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Speaker 4: Forget about the public holiday as well. Let's wait until

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Speaker 4: the second weekend and they go, So you didn't go

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Speaker 4: out this week.

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Speaker 6: So I haven't been to the pub yet and I

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Speaker 6: had a drink at home, but we are The table

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Speaker 6: is booked for this Friday night. So if everybody in

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Speaker 6: the city could get to the same favorite pitch that

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Speaker 6: they did.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, we can do that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah easy, Christian hell Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Maybe this has happened to you?

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Speaker 4: Saturday morning, I walking the dog full disclosure, worst hangover

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Speaker 4: of twenty twenty, sweats the fair.

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Speaker 3: You know, we actually think I'm never gonna be okay again.

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Speaker 3: I'm never gonna get out from this. This is me

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Speaker 3: now for the rest of my life. I've broken myself.

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Speaker 6: An idiots, you think that it's like I just need

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Speaker 6: to get out and get some fresh air.

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Speaker 7: That'll do it. A couple of breads.

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Speaker 3: Couple of breads.

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Speaker 4: It just gets worse and you can feel your breath

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Speaker 4: on You're like, oh, what is that one?

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Speaker 3: The serras aretoires, you know.

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Speaker 4: And I don't know whether Nelson Mandela, after he came

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Speaker 4: out of twenty odd years of being false in prison,

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Speaker 4: whether he went out and smashed a load of stellars

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Speaker 4: and sheiras and I had a terrible hangover the next day.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, I'm out walking the dog and I get

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Speaker 4: chatted to some neighbors also dog people. All right, we're chatting,

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Speaker 4: and then we're right on the edge of this oval,

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Speaker 4: and there's a dad and a son playing soccer.

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Speaker 3: Okay, they're just kicking the ball back and forth.

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Speaker 4: The sun mullers it right and it goes over his

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Speaker 4: dad's head and it drops comes rolling towards us. The

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Speaker 4: elderly couple i'm with right live a couple of doors down.

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Speaker 4: They go, oh, you've got to kick them. This is football,

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Speaker 4: this is your football.

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Speaker 3: Do it.

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Speaker 4: The dad ship yells over to me, you kick the

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Speaker 4: ball back. Mate, with the hangover, I've got to I

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Speaker 4: started to have a panic.

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Speaker 7: Attack, not today, even on an intimidating moment.

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Speaker 3: Shots it's there.

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Speaker 4: They're the other side of the oval, right, and I'm

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Speaker 4: I've got the sweats.

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Speaker 3: You know. It's like being back at school. There are

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Speaker 3: four people look at me.

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Speaker 4: There's a little boy right who wants his ball back.

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Speaker 4: There's a dad who's just kick it back, can you mate?

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Speaker 4: And then there's my neighbors as well. You're going, oh, soccer,

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Speaker 4: this is your football.

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Speaker 6: Kick it back, and you have to still look casual like, ah,

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Speaker 6: this is just nothing from the hands in the pockets.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, send it back.

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Speaker 4: It's so far right, and I now start you just

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Speaker 4: suddenly your worldview goes tunnel vision.

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Speaker 3: The sweats are even worse than I'll figure.

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Speaker 4: I can't. I can't screw this up. This is terrible.

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Speaker 4: I have to move back to England if I don't

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Speaker 4: get this pressure shot right. It's such a long shot.

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Speaker 4: I have to go over to my left and go back.

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Speaker 3: A bit because I'm gonna need a run up.

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Speaker 4: It's a big old thing and all I'm thinking is

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Speaker 4: I can't do this, not with this hangover this sheer

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Speaker 4: as stella.

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Speaker 3: What's I start thinking? I need to stretch. I could

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Speaker 3: tear something.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I'm muller this ball and it goes past the

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Speaker 4: dad by about twenty feet.

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Speaker 3: It's like a long run. He just goes like this.

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Speaker 7: It is.

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Speaker 2: Christian o'connall show podcast, Christian o'connalls, Pat.

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Speaker 4: Fellas and then hopefully once raised races race fair Viewer

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Speaker 4: will take on and ray against Ferret force. It Shane Crawford,

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Speaker 4: your Big Game commentator. However, we are concerned half an

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Speaker 4: hour from.

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Speaker 3: The track is ready.

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Speaker 4: It's like a ferret version of Game of Throats. One

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Speaker 4: hundred and eighty foot long. This track snakes all around

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Speaker 4: the radio station. It looks incredible. I just want it

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Speaker 4: to a ferret.

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Speaker 3: It's going to be confusing thematically.

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Speaker 6: They're going to think they're walked into one of those

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Speaker 6: medieval festivals.

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Speaker 4: All right, So Val has kindly come in this morning

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Speaker 4: with the ferrets, and she's the treasure of the Victorian ferret.

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Speaker 3: Is it the ferret Society? Val, you remember of.

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Speaker 5: Yes, it is the Ferret Society.

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Speaker 4: Well brilliant, Well, thank you very much for partnering up

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Speaker 4: with us to do this this morning and getting out

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Speaker 4: of bed so worthy.

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Speaker 3: So where are the ferrets now?

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Speaker 5: Vau At the moment, they're sitting out in the couch

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Speaker 5: area enjoying a cup of tea, I think.

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Speaker 3: And will they race today? Vaal?

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Speaker 5: That's a good question, Christian, they're very good.

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Speaker 6: We should have asked five weeks ago before building a

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Speaker 6: race track.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, do you think there will race on this amazing track? Vowl.

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Speaker 5: They'll definitely be curious about it, and I think they'll

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Speaker 5: sort of give it a try. There may be a

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Speaker 5: little bit too much interest to keep them going, but

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Speaker 5: well we'll hope for the best.

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Speaker 3: None of what you've said vow our ideal racing conditions.

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Speaker 6: Ahead of the Melbourne Cap tomorrow. They're going well, the horses.

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Speaker 6: They'll be definitely curious about the track.

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Speaker 3: To be so interested in, you know, whether they run around? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: feel selfies and then go home?

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Speaker 4: Now, Val, is there anything that we can dangle in

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Speaker 4: front of them to make them have a little jog around?

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Speaker 5: Well, they do like a little bit of chicken. Normally

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Speaker 5: they eat raw chicken, so a bit of cooked chicken

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Speaker 5: is somewhat of a treat.

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Speaker 3: And aren't fair? It's a delight. They're lovely little animals,

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Speaker 3: aren't they.

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Speaker 5: They really are. They're lots fun, very curious. And yes,

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Speaker 5: they're a bit like a kitten that never grows up.

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Speaker 4: What's better than that? Yeah, Patsy on the show doesn't

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Speaker 4: like them for some reason. What do you say to

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Speaker 4: people like her who are fair haters?

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Speaker 5: Give it a try?

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Speaker 8: Oh yeah, no, pass, I'll watch from a distance. I think.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's a shame, isn't it? Val? Why did you

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Speaker 3: chuck one in the newsroom late?

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Speaker 4: Okay, right, we'll cross on the line now we can,

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Speaker 4: Sudy And would they like fried chicken like a macas

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Speaker 4: or red rooster?

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Speaker 5: I doubt it. Well, they would like it, but I've

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Speaker 5: got to watch their weight, so not on their diet.

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Speaker 3: Least.

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Speaker 7: No, but they don't even have to eat it.

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Speaker 6: Would they follow a nugget around the track if Crawf

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Speaker 6: was holding it on a string?

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Speaker 5: Probably a bit. Crawford, better keep moving quickly.

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Speaker 3: Well, talk of the man. Let's get them up right now, Crawf,

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Speaker 3: you're listening to this?

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Speaker 1: Hey, hang on? Am I going to be in danger?

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Speaker 3: Hopefully? Yes? Good morning, Shane Crawford.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. Hey. I actually went ferreting for rabbits back

592
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Speaker 1: in the country, and what we used to do was

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Speaker 1: just block the hole and hope that it had eventually

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Speaker 1: come out. Yeah. Sure there was times where we lost

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Speaker 1: a few ferrets. But I'll tell you what, I've got

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Speaker 1: to be in danger. I'm a bit scared so this.

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Speaker 4: We can't be blocking holes around that, you know, we

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Speaker 4: need we're friends of the We don't need to hear

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Speaker 4: about your shameful ferret based parts like that.

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Speaker 3: Every aging craws No, no, no, we need you to.

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Speaker 4: Run ahead or jog ahead with some chicken on a string.

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Speaker 1: Wherever I going to get chicken on a string?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Something with golden arches off the top

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Speaker 3: of my head.

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Speaker 1: You want me to go through packers? But just us

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Speaker 1: for a piece of chicken, get.

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Speaker 7: Us ten pack and nuggets?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and askings and string or about round your little

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Speaker 4: strides there your plus fours. Whatever you're rocking today, and

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Speaker 4: off you go. You're ready to be human pacemaker.

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Speaker 1: So all two questions, do you want fries with that?

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Speaker 1: And what sauce?

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Speaker 4: Well, I don't think the ferrets don't have any sauce.

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Speaker 4: We like fries generally nothing there are the ferrets. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: we'd love some fries. It's very kind of you, corawl. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: lovely for that, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: Yes, please hot cakes as well?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Why not actually just have a banquet?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yep, okay, I'm on it all right.

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Speaker 2: Thanks Christian Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 10: It's just another misshard Monday.

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Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell's Misheard Lyrics. Time for this week's Misheard Monday.

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Speaker 4: This is where you send in all your misheard lyrics.

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Speaker 4: We go through them every Monday on the show. The

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Speaker 4: email address Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.

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Speaker 3: This out works. You send them in. We have a

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Speaker 3: listen if we agree with the miss here. If not.

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Speaker 4: For the really great ones, Hall of favor last week,

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Speaker 4: Hall of im for Adrian and his Mirror Man by

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Speaker 4: Human League.

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Speaker 3: He comes to the mirror Man says he's a people's fan.

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Speaker 3: Or is it?

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Speaker 4: He comes to mirror Man says he's a meatball fan.

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Speaker 3: Deserve it?

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Speaker 4: Hall of Famous, Hall of Favor. Let's get into this week.

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Speaker 4: So first we've got a big John and we go

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Speaker 4: to the eighties and a big song by big band

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Speaker 4: of the Times, Chicago, hard Habit to Break, I guess.

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Speaker 3: I thought, or is it? I got south Park?

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Speaker 4: Ath when I looked at this, I said, how can

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Speaker 4: you go for my guess?

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Speaker 3: I thought? And miss hear it too?

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Speaker 4: I got south Park and then and now what I

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Speaker 4: hear is south Park south Fork? Yeah, Paul Weller and

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Speaker 4: the Jam a town called Malice. It's enough to stop

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Speaker 4: you believing when tears come fast and furious in a

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Speaker 4: town called Malice.

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Speaker 3: Or is it?

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Speaker 4: It's enough to make you stop believing in disco balls

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Speaker 4: and funerals in a town called Mane. Just about hard

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Speaker 4: it but not enough big jobs? All right, Let's go

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Speaker 4: to Lackey and mister Giants by the Counting Crows. And

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Speaker 4: I want to and I want to be someone to believe,

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Speaker 4: to believe, to believe.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 3: Someone.

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Speaker 4: Or is this a song about that helpful samaritan who's

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Speaker 4: got jumper leads on their car? I want to be

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Speaker 4: someone to jump a lead, jump a lead, jump a lead.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and.

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Speaker 4: Someone, oh lucky?

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Speaker 3: I love that instance a song about jump a lead.

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Speaker 4: This is this is brilliant world unlucky and someone awesome?

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Speaker 4: That is great one, Janine. Now first, Shanna Twain, that

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Speaker 4: don't impress me much. You kiss your car at night?

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Speaker 11: I cam bleen you kiss your curved knife?

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Speaker 3: Oh is it you kiss your carpet knife.

668
00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:27,240
Speaker 10: I can belie you kiss your curved knife.

669
00:30:27,520 --> 00:30:28,080
Speaker 3: That's very good.

670
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:32,880
Speaker 4: Jump a leage and carpet knife today, Jim of this song?

671
00:30:32,960 --> 00:30:35,320
Speaker 3: It was a huge one. I'm yours, Jason more so,

672
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:36,640
Speaker 3: I won't hesitate no more?

673
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:40,320
Speaker 2: Shut up?

674
00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 4: Or is it the peanut sauce? I will not have

675
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 4: sarte no more?

676
00:30:48,480 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 8: So?

677
00:30:51,400 --> 00:30:51,880
Speaker 5: Shut up.

678
00:30:55,560 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 3: He's done with the sarte taking away? Please serve.

679
00:31:01,760 --> 00:31:01,920
Speaker 4: Up?

680
00:31:06,800 --> 00:31:08,600
Speaker 3: All right, let's have a listen. What about this one?

681
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 9: Then?

682
00:31:08,920 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 4: From Andrea Glenn Campbell rhinestone cowboy like a rhinestone cowboy

683
00:31:15,600 --> 00:31:19,400
Speaker 4: cowboy christ And I defy you to prove you that

684
00:31:19,520 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 4: my version that I misshearing is wrong I'm hearing like

685
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:23,720
Speaker 4: a nine stone cowboy.

686
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:26,320
Speaker 3: Stop cow.

687
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:30,320
Speaker 4: One of the biggest misses of the year to fight

688
00:31:30,440 --> 00:31:32,680
Speaker 4: me or you are my friend, Andrea, But this is

689
00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:40,640
Speaker 4: not nine stone cowboy. All right up next, then this

690
00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:43,760
Speaker 4: is from Simon. I've got another misheard a misheard lyric

691
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:46,640
Speaker 4: for you. A year after my last entry. Last year,

692
00:31:46,720 --> 00:31:49,440
Speaker 4: this same guys, Simon gave us this one from Dean

693
00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:53,080
Speaker 4: Martin looking old wine drinker. Instead of my baby left

694
00:31:53,080 --> 00:31:54,600
Speaker 4: for Florida on the train, he gave us this a

695
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: year ago.

696
00:31:55,320 --> 00:31:57,160
Speaker 3: My baby left a floater on the train.

697
00:31:57,520 --> 00:32:00,520
Speaker 11: Osma, baby left Florida.

698
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 3: That's a freemo one, is it? That is a Hall

699
00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:10,040
Speaker 3: of Famer from last year Hall of Favor. Well, Simon

700
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:10,760
Speaker 3: is back.

701
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:14,440
Speaker 4: With a hot new entry from Ari under Grande song

702
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 4: One last time it is I'll be honest backside related

703
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:21,240
Speaker 4: twelve months might have passed. He's not grown up anymore

704
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:23,800
Speaker 4: and he works with three air w as well. Anyway,

705
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 4: here we go. I know I should have fought it.

706
00:32:26,240 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 4: At least I'm being honest.

707
00:32:28,040 --> 00:32:29,400
Speaker 2: I should have furnished.

708
00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,280
Speaker 3: And now we all know where we're going, do we

709
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:35,400
Speaker 3: all hear it already? A little bit premature? There? I

710
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 3: know I should have farted at least I'm being honest,

711
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:40,320
Speaker 3: not I should have furnished.

712
00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,640
Speaker 4: Yessless hall of favor. All right, they were great this week.

713
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:47,520
Speaker 4: Thank you very much every one that keeps us going.

714
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,120
Speaker 4: Email yours over the next seven days too. Christian at

715
00:32:50,160 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell dot com dot au the.

716
00:32:52,760 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

717
00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,280
Speaker 3: We are ten minutes away from ferret racing.

718
00:32:57,560 --> 00:32:59,920
Speaker 4: Now hang on it. We are ten minutes away from ferrets.

719
00:33:00,280 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 4: We don't know yet if they're going to race. Helping

720
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 4: us out this morning crawl is Shane Crawford.

721
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:08,880
Speaker 3: Good morning, great to be here, really excited. We've seen

722
00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:09,840
Speaker 3: the track I have.

723
00:33:10,280 --> 00:33:13,440
Speaker 12: I think it's an amazing track right through the office.

724
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:16,600
Speaker 12: Those ferrets they're gonna go, will they? And if not,

725
00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:19,280
Speaker 12: someone's gonna have to be the guinea pig to get

726
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:20,479
Speaker 12: in there and get them flyed out.

727
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,440
Speaker 3: Thank you for stepping up.

728
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:23,560
Speaker 11: But no, I was going to say Jack. I think

729
00:33:23,640 --> 00:33:24,880
Speaker 11: Jack would be amazing at.

730
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,040
Speaker 7: That craft used to run hurdles.

731
00:33:27,320 --> 00:33:30,360
Speaker 12: Yes, I know I'm small. I could probably crawl along,

732
00:33:30,400 --> 00:33:33,880
Speaker 12: but maybe I'll dangle dangle some chicken nuggets on my

733
00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 12: feet and just crawl as fast as I can and.

734
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,400
Speaker 1: See what happens.

735
00:33:37,400 --> 00:33:38,680
Speaker 3: Great. Your commitment to this is great.

736
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 4: Okay, before we get into the fun racing after ray,

737
00:33:41,560 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 4: I know you love your horses.

738
00:33:43,520 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 3: Let's talk about the Melbourne Cup tomorrow.

739
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 4: I know we can't all be there, but twenty nine

740
00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:49,280
Speaker 4: degrees can be a great day tomorrow Melbourne.

741
00:33:49,280 --> 00:33:50,280
Speaker 3: We're all gonna be watching it.

742
00:33:50,480 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 12: Yes, And what a lot of people do Melbourne Cup day.

743
00:33:53,000 --> 00:33:55,440
Speaker 12: They have a little flutter, so a lot back their

744
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 12: favorite number. Do you have a favorite number between one

745
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 12: and twenty four?

746
00:33:58,480 --> 00:33:58,800
Speaker 3: Three?

747
00:33:59,160 --> 00:33:59,400
Speaker 1: Three?

748
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:00,960
Speaker 12: I know what number three is.

749
00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:04,520
Speaker 3: You know what horse that was?

750
00:34:04,680 --> 00:34:06,240
Speaker 11: No, but that's what.

751
00:34:06,160 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 12: People often do, or colors or names they like names.

752
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 12: But for me, the horse that we should all barrack

753
00:34:12,680 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 12: for is Surprise Baby. It's trained in the country at Horsham,

754
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:18,319
Speaker 12: so it's a it's a good bush horse, a good

755
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,279
Speaker 12: bush trainer. It ran fifth last year in the Melbourne Cup.

756
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:25,359
Speaker 12: It gets back and it flashes home. Okay, it'll come

757
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:28,279
Speaker 12: down the outside and it's one to look out for.

758
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:31,360
Speaker 12: It's called Surprise Baby. It's a pretty cool name. And

759
00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:34,680
Speaker 12: that would be a real fairy tale and you know,

760
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:37,600
Speaker 12: sort of one of those stories against all odds to

761
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:40,280
Speaker 12: go and beat the big sheikhs and all.

762
00:34:40,160 --> 00:34:43,080
Speaker 3: The call by the way, not sheiks.

763
00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:45,560
Speaker 12: Well I call them sheeks in Australia. I know you

764
00:34:45,600 --> 00:34:47,920
Speaker 12: call them differently. But we've got a lot of English

765
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:53,719
Speaker 12: horses here. It's amazing to take on the Melbourne Cup.

766
00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,080
Speaker 12: It is worth what seven and a half million dollars,

767
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 12: so it's worth having you go. We've got all the

768
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:02,080
Speaker 12: O'Brien's very famous over in England. So they've got a

769
00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:04,520
Speaker 12: horse called tiger Moth. I don't know why you call

770
00:35:04,560 --> 00:35:07,399
Speaker 12: your horse when you look at a horse and I'd

771
00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 12: love to get a horse and go, hey, Christian Jack,

772
00:35:09,920 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 12: why don't you come up with a name for me

773
00:35:11,920 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 12: for this horse. Here's the breeding, here's what it's done,

774
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:17,520
Speaker 12: and here's what it's capable of doing. And you go,

775
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:20,000
Speaker 12: oh tiger moth. No, you guys give me.

776
00:35:21,760 --> 00:35:21,920
Speaker 3: Now.

777
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:23,719
Speaker 4: My dad has given me a tip, right, he's into

778
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:26,160
Speaker 4: his horses, is Irish, so he has given me the

779
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,719
Speaker 4: tip of if it's worth about it's an outsider long

780
00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:30,239
Speaker 4: shot Steel Prince.

781
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:30,720
Speaker 11: Steel Prince.

782
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 12: Yes, it's trained by Anthony Friedman and Sam Friedman. So

783
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 12: at Flemington they've won the Melbourne Cup. Well, Anthony Friedman's

784
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 12: won the Melbourne Cup three or four times with Lee

785
00:35:40,840 --> 00:35:43,480
Speaker 12: Friedman back in the day, so he knows how to win.

786
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 12: It's owned by some good stuff, so it's owned by

787
00:35:47,600 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 12: some good izy guys who I was actually with a

788
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,319
Speaker 12: lot of the owners in Kentucky last year. Of course

789
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:56,560
Speaker 12: you went yeah, so so it ran well in the

790
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,400
Speaker 12: Melbourne Cup last year. It's had a better preparation for

791
00:35:59,480 --> 00:36:03,200
Speaker 12: the Cup this year, so it's going to be an outsider,

792
00:36:03,239 --> 00:36:05,560
Speaker 12: but it can definitely be in the finish home track,

793
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:08,480
Speaker 12: might be in the finish and might get you a

794
00:36:08,520 --> 00:36:09,839
Speaker 12: place ticket. I don't think it'll win.

795
00:36:09,920 --> 00:36:11,439
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, my dad's which way.

796
00:36:11,880 --> 00:36:14,000
Speaker 12: No, when you go in the Melbourne Cup, you want

797
00:36:14,000 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 12: to you want to win, so I just go on

798
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:16,240
Speaker 12: the nose.

799
00:36:16,480 --> 00:36:18,879
Speaker 3: Great, okay, all right?

800
00:36:18,920 --> 00:36:21,960
Speaker 4: Coming up next ferrets will be released whether or not

801
00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:25,520
Speaker 4: the race, we'll find out.

802
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:31,520
Speaker 2: Christian Hello, Christian o'connalls show podcast.

803
00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 3: They said you needed a permit.

804
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 7: You know what you do need a permit for to

805
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 7: have a ferret?

806
00:36:38,320 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 3: Do you? They said they were cute and fluffy.

807
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,040
Speaker 8: My nephew had them, those stinking things.

808
00:36:44,080 --> 00:36:46,879
Speaker 3: Their time has.

809
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:51,360
Speaker 2: One man, two ferrets.

810
00:36:51,840 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 4: Christian o'connalls really stop ferrets. All right, lie around this

811
00:37:00,920 --> 00:37:04,759
Speaker 4: fine radio station, Gold. We have a fifty five meter

812
00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:09,040
Speaker 4: track purpose made for the racing of ferrets. Ferret beautiful

813
00:37:09,120 --> 00:37:13,040
Speaker 4: take on a ferret horset. Shortly one hundred and eighty

814
00:37:13,120 --> 00:37:17,000
Speaker 4: feet of this beautiful racetrack, Jack Post is in position.

815
00:37:17,040 --> 00:37:17,759
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack.

816
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:21,480
Speaker 6: I am at the head of the cardboard racetrack built

817
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:24,600
Speaker 6: to look like a giant medieval castle where the ferrets

818
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:28,080
Speaker 6: will race through. Momentarily Pat's called them stinky, they're actually

819
00:37:28,200 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 6: super cute, beautiferreat YEP. I'm here with ferret Bueller and

820
00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 6: Ferret Fawcett Crawf, so you know when you're commentating, Ferret

821
00:37:35,160 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 6: Bueller is the white ferret and the gray ferret is

822
00:37:37,880 --> 00:37:38,760
Speaker 6: Ferret Fawcett.

823
00:37:39,320 --> 00:37:41,720
Speaker 12: I'm not happy with this because the track is too wide.

824
00:37:41,800 --> 00:37:44,080
Speaker 12: The only way that I can get around it is

825
00:37:44,160 --> 00:37:45,439
Speaker 12: I have to be on the track.

826
00:37:45,520 --> 00:37:47,600
Speaker 11: This is not what I signed up for.

827
00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,279
Speaker 4: So, because it's so big and it goes around the

828
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:54,759
Speaker 4: entire radio station, I can't see where Crawf is.

829
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 3: Crawf where about? So you described the scene.

830
00:37:56,600 --> 00:38:00,239
Speaker 12: I'm down at the chicane on the first turn and

831
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:03,439
Speaker 12: so and then they do a dog leg around through

832
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:05,360
Speaker 12: the sales department, and.

833
00:38:05,200 --> 00:38:08,319
Speaker 10: Then another dog leg, and then another dog leg, and

834
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:10,520
Speaker 10: then over some more desks, and I noticed there's no

835
00:38:10,600 --> 00:38:12,160
Speaker 10: work is here today? Where is everyone?

836
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:18,400
Speaker 4: And then looking from home, crawl all right, it probably

837
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:19,680
Speaker 4: explains my mask.

838
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,440
Speaker 3: All right, Crawford's ready, Jack's ready. Are the ferrets ready?

839
00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,839
Speaker 7: Well? Are the ferrets ready to go?

840
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,600
Speaker 5: The ferrets are ready so cute.

841
00:38:30,719 --> 00:38:32,400
Speaker 6: They love each other as well. I feel like we're

842
00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:34,040
Speaker 6: going to put them on the racetrack. They're just gonna

843
00:38:34,080 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 6: hug each other.

844
00:38:34,840 --> 00:38:36,680
Speaker 4: So these ferrets have been lent to us by the

845
00:38:37,040 --> 00:38:39,560
Speaker 4: and Valor's part of this, the Victorian Ferret Society.

846
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:40,399
Speaker 3: We're doing all in.

847
00:38:40,440 --> 00:38:43,960
Speaker 4: Strict welfare and healthcare assistance with them as well, so

848
00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,640
Speaker 4: they're going to have a good time. Whether or not

849
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,440
Speaker 4: they're going to race, we're about to find out. Okay, Jack,

850
00:38:49,160 --> 00:38:51,520
Speaker 4: get the ferrets in position. We county down for three.

851
00:38:51,560 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 7: All right, ferrets are in position. I'm ready when you are?

852
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,840
Speaker 3: All right? We're all ready?

853
00:38:57,600 --> 00:39:00,960
Speaker 4: Yes, ready, crawl ready, I'm ready, Valley you ready with

854
00:39:01,040 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 4: the ferrets?

855
00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 7: Are you ready?

856
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:07,520
Speaker 3: Okay? Three? Two? One? Release the ferrets.

857
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 7: Go ferrets.

858
00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:12,799
Speaker 6: Oh my god, they're off and racing very slowly. They're

859
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:15,239
Speaker 6: they're not very up. They're interested in the go pro

860
00:39:15,360 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 6: that's filming the takeoff. I wouldn't say they are racing.

861
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:20,120
Speaker 3: They move.

862
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 7: They're looking around this and they're definitely moving.

863
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:25,800
Speaker 10: He comes Ferretbulla down the street. Oh no, here, Ferret,

864
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,279
Speaker 10: come on, Ferret. Oh no, it's trying to jump out. No,

865
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 10: stay on the track, Ferret it jumping. It's very happy.

866
00:39:31,680 --> 00:39:33,360
Speaker 11: No's coming on. There's a fall or fallen.

867
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:40,439
Speaker 7: Oh no, fer the track.

868
00:39:41,680 --> 00:39:43,840
Speaker 11: Ferret as at the turn, just waiting.

869
00:39:43,960 --> 00:39:45,919
Speaker 7: Oh they're coming backwards. They're coming back to the start.

870
00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 3: Oh no, no, this is not what we want it.

871
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,120
Speaker 11: You've got to get righty. Oh no, here it comes.

872
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 7: Good boy, Ferrit Bula, Good boy Corset.

873
00:39:53,400 --> 00:39:53,880
Speaker 11: Look around.

874
00:39:54,120 --> 00:39:58,040
Speaker 10: Here's some chicken. Chicken, here's some chicken. You have a

875
00:39:58,040 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 10: little chicken nugget and have a little sniff. And oh,

876
00:40:00,640 --> 00:40:03,200
Speaker 10: this is coming up. Just I was going under the

877
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,800
Speaker 10: under the bridge. No, you've got to go over the bridge.

878
00:40:06,520 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 3: Hang on, we have this.

879
00:40:08,080 --> 00:40:10,320
Speaker 4: This track is one hundred and eighty feet. I reckon

880
00:40:10,360 --> 00:40:11,800
Speaker 4: they've done watch out maybe ten.

881
00:40:11,680 --> 00:40:12,440
Speaker 3: Foot of it so far.

882
00:40:12,520 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 6: Well, Ferret Bueller is still only five feet from the

883
00:40:15,440 --> 00:40:15,960
Speaker 6: start line.

884
00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:20,680
Speaker 10: Ferrett Faucet is Oh no, decided to back check under

885
00:40:20,719 --> 00:40:21,240
Speaker 10: the bridge.

886
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,640
Speaker 11: Doesn't like the camera.

887
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:27,640
Speaker 10: Doesn't like the camera, and it's going back to the start.

888
00:40:28,239 --> 00:40:32,560
Speaker 6: We may need a song here.

889
00:40:31,040 --> 00:40:33,200
Speaker 11: You hang on, Oh no, just contemplate.

890
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Speaker 7: They're coming back to the start line.

891
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:39,000
Speaker 3: Oh no, they're going back. They're reversing racing. Come back,

892
00:40:39,200 --> 00:40:42,040
Speaker 3: Come on, fer it's race. We just jog go for.

893
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Speaker 2: Wonder Christian o'connells show podcast.

894
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 4: And I hate to disturb this, but the Pharis have

895
00:40:50,080 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 4: started racing team.

896
00:40:52,320 --> 00:40:55,120
Speaker 6: They're up to the final ramp, so I've still got

897
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:57,200
Speaker 6: maybe ten meters to go.

898
00:40:57,520 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 11: This is incredible, pure do you Aller is way out.

899
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Speaker 3: Of come.

900
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 7: Out of the track. He's out of the track.

901
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:16,360
Speaker 10: That's all right, he just had a lick, just a

902
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:16,879
Speaker 10: little lick.

903
00:41:17,760 --> 00:41:21,200
Speaker 11: Okay, we're going out back under the track. Oh here

904
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 11: comes from nowhere forcet. That's now.

905
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:28,959
Speaker 10: This is unbelievable. Block the track down there. I'm gonna

906
00:41:28,960 --> 00:41:30,600
Speaker 10: get them up here. Oh now, they're fighting.

907
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:33,880
Speaker 3: They're fighting.

908
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 11: To win this race. The race as stubtination.

909
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 10: Now we've got one out with the printer there the

910
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:41,200
Speaker 10: ones at the printed. No back on track. Now here

911
00:41:41,200 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 10: we go up here up the top. They just don't

912
00:41:43,640 --> 00:41:46,759
Speaker 10: want to get up this red Come on, we're almost there.

913
00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 10: You come so far to get to this spot.

914
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:52,680
Speaker 6: There isn't fair to say there is a weakness in

915
00:41:52,719 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 6: the track. There is a hole in the track where

916
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:57,600
Speaker 6: they keep getting out. Val is very kindly putting handling

917
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,480
Speaker 6: them back into the track. They only have ten meters

918
00:42:00,520 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 6: to go.

919
00:42:00,840 --> 00:42:03,200
Speaker 3: If they can get done so well, I'll tell you

920
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:04,080
Speaker 3: what it's force.

921
00:42:04,120 --> 00:42:06,880
Speaker 10: It forces now in front. This is unbelievable. This is

922
00:42:06,880 --> 00:42:10,319
Speaker 10: a surprise baby style in the Melbourne Cup. And now

923
00:42:10,440 --> 00:42:12,200
Speaker 10: Buellah had decided to go the other way.

924
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 11: Oh no, we're waiting and waiting.

925
00:42:15,000 --> 00:42:17,240
Speaker 10: Come on, follow the chicken, Follow the chicken.

926
00:42:17,880 --> 00:42:20,240
Speaker 3: Oh no, it's either ferret whisper of this morning.

927
00:42:20,960 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 6: Got chicken on a string trying today.

928
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:25,719
Speaker 3: That's a normal thing for that man. Here we go.

929
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:28,520
Speaker 10: Do you know what I think we might just have

930
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,920
Speaker 10: to throw them across the now you don't don't do that.

931
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,359
Speaker 11: I'm joking. Here, no, here we go. We're coming up.

932
00:42:36,200 --> 00:42:42,800
Speaker 10: This FORRCET and they're slowly coming to the ends.

933
00:42:42,800 --> 00:42:44,720
Speaker 3: It's the slowest race. Please.

934
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:48,920
Speaker 11: Oh no. Fuel has decided to use it like a slide.

935
00:42:49,480 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 11: And here we go towards the finish.

936
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:53,880
Speaker 7: Three meters from the finish line.

937
00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 11: Oh no, there's a.

938
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:58,480
Speaker 4: Backjack Crawf is actually dangling fried chicken in front of

939
00:42:58,800 --> 00:42:59,319
Speaker 4: How else do.

940
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 11: You get the movie for? They've gone back down.

941
00:43:02,440 --> 00:43:03,920
Speaker 7: Now you're dango.

942
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:05,920
Speaker 4: I thought he had something out coming up his pantstem,

943
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,440
Speaker 4: but thankfully it wasn't just a horrible little drumstick, Bueller.

944
00:43:09,040 --> 00:43:10,759
Speaker 11: It's coming towards the finished life.

945
00:43:10,760 --> 00:43:12,120
Speaker 7: Ferret Foster has gone backwards.

946
00:43:14,080 --> 00:43:16,359
Speaker 4: My money's on.

947
00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: We have our first ever winner.

948
00:43:26,160 --> 00:43:31,640
Speaker 11: Jack Ah, that was fantastic. You should have bit harder.

949
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:32,840
Speaker 11: Ferip Bula Craff.

950
00:43:32,920 --> 00:43:34,280
Speaker 3: Who is the winner?

951
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,000
Speaker 10: Well, the winner of the slowest race I've ever seen

952
00:43:38,120 --> 00:43:40,080
Speaker 10: in history is Ferret.

953
00:43:39,880 --> 00:43:42,240
Speaker 3: Bula on Ferret Buna.

954
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:45,040
Speaker 4: So that means the five listeners Sindica and that had

955
00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 4: Ferret Bula. They win a share of one thousand dollars

956
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:53,560
Speaker 4: to two hundred bucks each to Rob, Malcolm, Sylvia, Anthony

957
00:43:53,840 --> 00:43:58,840
Speaker 4: and Scotty. You're part of the winning Sindica. Amazing work, everybody,

958
00:43:59,239 --> 00:43:59,880
Speaker 4: Just just.

959
00:44:00,280 --> 00:44:03,720
Speaker 12: Quick, no, Christian, we seem to have lost another ferret,

960
00:44:04,840 --> 00:44:06,200
Speaker 12: so we need everyone.

961
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Speaker 4: On the lock for a wonder right, We're go and

962
00:44:08,920 --> 00:44:15,720
Speaker 4: find a ferret Christian O'Connell show podcast, The ferrets kind

963
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:18,960
Speaker 4: of raced. It felt like suddenly there was racing and

964
00:44:19,120 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 4: to start no racing.

965
00:44:20,400 --> 00:44:23,160
Speaker 6: There were bursts of racing what you would describe as racing.

966
00:44:23,160 --> 00:44:25,040
Speaker 6: They were having a ball in there. They just were

967
00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:27,759
Speaker 6: having too much fun and they were going backwards forward side.

968
00:44:27,960 --> 00:44:30,840
Speaker 6: It had been oh the winner. When you won, Ferret Bueller,

969
00:44:31,239 --> 00:44:33,000
Speaker 6: I thought you put your hand down like you do

970
00:44:33,040 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 6: a dog and show the back of your hand so

971
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 6: they can sniff it.

972
00:44:36,960 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 3: Fair enough, Thank you very much.

973
00:44:39,239 --> 00:44:41,319
Speaker 4: When we went and watched on our Instagram show page

974
00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:43,720
Speaker 4: as well, there'd be a full video coming up shortly.

975
00:44:44,239 --> 00:44:46,239
Speaker 4: Looking at some of the comments here, it looks like

976
00:44:46,320 --> 00:44:48,120
Speaker 4: the Hotel Iso security.

977
00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,840
Speaker 3: The track looks amazing. Yeah, thank you so much to Boxalls.

978
00:44:53,160 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 4: They specialize in making these amazing constructions out of cardboard.

979
00:44:56,960 --> 00:44:59,120
Speaker 4: They are going to be involved when we finally get

980
00:44:59,239 --> 00:45:01,399
Speaker 4: round to doing the bowl or some of that. But yeah,

981
00:45:01,440 --> 00:45:04,839
Speaker 4: they came in yesterday, so they spend hours yesterday making

982
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:07,040
Speaker 4: this amazing track as well. So thank you very much

983
00:45:07,040 --> 00:45:10,640
Speaker 4: to Nick and Rob the team at Boxwarks for doing it. Shane,

984
00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:12,960
Speaker 4: get your Chicken on a String says like a new

985
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,160
Speaker 4: feature idea for next year?

986
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:16,320
Speaker 3: Is it bad? I want to track like that in

987
00:45:16,360 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 3: my house. No, it looks incredible.

988
00:45:18,280 --> 00:45:19,160
Speaker 7: What do we do with them now?

989
00:45:19,200 --> 00:45:20,680
Speaker 3: I keep it up, just keep that to the end

990
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:21,160
Speaker 3: of the year.

991
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,640
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

992
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:33,200
Speaker 4: Today's Network Time waste. This is interesting this week it's

993
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:36,160
Speaker 4: the civil war in America. Sorry, elections.

994
00:45:37,280 --> 00:45:42,160
Speaker 7: Honestly, I saw news.

995
00:45:40,280 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 6: Warding up their front windows in preparation or anticipation.

996
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:47,480
Speaker 3: Either way, there's going to be I reckon there'd be.

997
00:45:47,520 --> 00:45:50,080
Speaker 4: Sadly, well, it's the way of America right now. It

998
00:45:50,280 --> 00:45:53,239
Speaker 4: is a It is an angry, divided country. And that

999
00:45:53,320 --> 00:45:55,879
Speaker 4: isn't about anti Trump or anything. That's just a fact.

1000
00:45:56,320 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 3: They reckon. Seriously, they reckon.

1001
00:45:57,719 --> 00:46:01,279
Speaker 4: There's going to be like major riots whether Trump is

1002
00:46:01,280 --> 00:46:02,520
Speaker 4: out or trumpet is in.

1003
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:04,560
Speaker 3: What a thing to say there?

1004
00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 4: Reckon the election list wit is not the final match

1005
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:09,240
Speaker 4: on the tinder box there so anyway, but this is interesting.

1006
00:46:09,280 --> 00:46:13,280
Speaker 4: So Election Day Tuesday in America. The New York Times

1007
00:46:13,400 --> 00:46:16,680
Speaker 4: has quized thousands of Americans develop an algorithm as to

1008
00:46:16,719 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 4: where we live in Now it's all about the algorithm

1009
00:46:19,080 --> 00:46:22,560
Speaker 4: that can identify supporters of Donald Trump or Joe Biden.

1010
00:46:22,640 --> 00:46:26,160
Speaker 4: Based on the photos of the inside of their fridges.

1011
00:46:27,560 --> 00:46:29,640
Speaker 3: Seriously, yeah uh.

1012
00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:33,799
Speaker 4: Trump supporters over indexed on loose eggs and pre made

1013
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 4: salad dressing, while Biden supporters.

1014
00:46:36,440 --> 00:46:40,360
Speaker 3: Rated highly for yogurt and mustard. Make of that whatever

1015
00:46:40,360 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 3: you want.

1016
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:43,440
Speaker 4: Who knew it's a political statement now getting yogurt and mustard.

1017
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:46,360
Speaker 4: So anyway, we're looking for fridge movies today, for the

1018
00:46:46,400 --> 00:46:49,080
Speaker 4: time waster fridge movies.

1019
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,879
Speaker 3: Dude, where's my jar of pickles?

1020
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 7: Gold?

1021
00:46:52,960 --> 00:46:56,200
Speaker 3: Thank you? Let us the right one in? Let us

1022
00:46:56,640 --> 00:47:01,120
Speaker 3: the right one in? Oh other tupperware?

1023
00:47:01,280 --> 00:47:02,400
Speaker 7: Art thou gold?

1024
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:02,840
Speaker 3: Thank you?

1025
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,160
Speaker 4: Some of the bit often that's fridge. Yeah, that's right.

1026
00:47:07,280 --> 00:47:18,359
Speaker 4: Drag me to smell good and crouching husband, Where have.

1027
00:47:18,320 --> 00:47:19,160
Speaker 3: You hit in the cheese?

1028
00:47:20,520 --> 00:47:20,840
Speaker 7: Silver?

1029
00:47:21,000 --> 00:47:21,279
Speaker 3: Damn it?

1030
00:47:22,880 --> 00:47:27,560
Speaker 4: Don't gold hunting alien? I should have ended on my brother,

1031
00:47:27,600 --> 00:47:28,400
Speaker 4: tupper Where art thow?

1032
00:47:28,600 --> 00:47:30,760
Speaker 3: Jackie boy? What have you got for fridge movies?

1033
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,560
Speaker 7: Hot tub ice machine?

1034
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:35,600
Speaker 6: If you're lucky enough to have one of those ice

1035
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:36,800
Speaker 6: machines built into.

1036
00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 7: The front of the fridge.

1037
00:47:37,520 --> 00:47:38,319
Speaker 3: Bronzes are good.

1038
00:47:40,560 --> 00:47:43,880
Speaker 7: A Fisher and Pipal called wonder Oh.

1039
00:47:43,560 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 3: That's good smart Yeah, fancy brand too.

1040
00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 4: My sister's crisper, Oh, dear, I think the rabies have

1041
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:56,239
Speaker 4: started to afrat comedy.

1042
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,240
Speaker 7: You guys are crazy.

1043
00:47:57,280 --> 00:47:58,239
Speaker 3: You guys are crazy.

1044
00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:02,160
Speaker 7: And from the Coen brother Hail Freezer.

1045
00:48:01,800 --> 00:48:04,839
Speaker 3: Hell Freezer. That'spared. That's a solid gold right there.

1046
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,719
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show.

1047
00:48:07,520 --> 00:48:16,479
Speaker 4: Podcast, Today's that word, Time waste Fridge Movies, Jack, You're rid.

1048
00:48:16,400 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 7: Tomorrow, Let's go.

1049
00:48:17,840 --> 00:48:21,839
Speaker 4: Men who Stare at Ghast Cheese Silver plus, well done, Man,

1050
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:25,319
Speaker 4: The Curious Case of the Expired Button Mushrooms.

1051
00:48:25,800 --> 00:48:27,439
Speaker 7: Too much going on, Bronze.

1052
00:48:27,120 --> 00:48:30,960
Speaker 3: Tough Up, Luke, There's something about Margarine Silver.

1053
00:48:32,160 --> 00:48:39,800
Speaker 4: Twelve Angry Ice Cubes Silver Defrosting Miss Daisy Gold, Runaway

1054
00:48:39,880 --> 00:48:45,360
Speaker 4: Brie Silver, Tanya well done, Moldfinger Gold, No Country for

1055
00:48:45,400 --> 00:48:53,759
Speaker 4: Cold Men Gold, Kung Fridge pandas Billy.

1056
00:48:53,520 --> 00:48:54,600
Speaker 3: Jean, well done.

1057
00:48:55,440 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 4: Three Men in a Stubby Bronze fifty past used by

1058
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,520
Speaker 4: Dates Silver plus Frigid Pies, Seat of Spies, Tom Hanks.

1059
00:49:04,200 --> 00:49:06,520
Speaker 7: Movie, Oh Yes, Silver plus.

1060
00:49:06,239 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 4: Big Muma's Chest Freezer Gold defrost Nixon, that's class.

1061
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:19,920
Speaker 3: Very smart. Big Mumma's Westinghouse is Moving Up. Gold, Beverly

1062
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:27,000
Speaker 3: Hills Chop Bronze Chill and Ted's Excellent Adventures Gold.

1063
00:49:27,640 --> 00:49:33,800
Speaker 4: Stephen Butch Cassidy and the Milk Dance Kid silver minus. Yeah,

1064
00:49:33,840 --> 00:49:39,640
Speaker 4: My Big Fat Greek Salad gold, The Pickles Have Eyes silver,

1065
00:49:39,920 --> 00:49:41,200
Speaker 4: My Leftover Foot.

1066
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,239
Speaker 7: Gold very good.

1067
00:49:46,200 --> 00:49:49,879
Speaker 3: When hermus met Celery gold plus. That is very good.

1068
00:49:49,960 --> 00:49:54,480
Speaker 4: Kerry Giles, well done, a clockwork Orange Juice silver, the

1069
00:49:54,560 --> 00:50:00,840
Speaker 4: Leftover Lambshank Redemption silver, The Isolator silver, Frigid Jones Diary

1070
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:06,400
Speaker 4: gold plus, Wild Westinghouse gold and finally this morning, the

1071
00:50:06,400 --> 00:50:09,040
Speaker 4: Fridges of Madison County silver.

1072
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:12,239
Speaker 3: All right, that's it for us. Back Wednesday.

1073
00:50:12,400 --> 00:50:17,800
Speaker 6: Yes, doesn't feel right, embrace this is why you.

1074
00:50:20,000 --> 00:50:22,040
Speaker 4: And not do a five day week. You are right,

1075
00:50:22,880 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 4: I'm being UnAustralian. We're picking up again Wednesday. Everyone, Yes,

1076
00:50:27,480 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 4: enjoy today and enjoy tomorrow. It looks like it's going

1077
00:50:29,800 --> 00:50:33,040
Speaker 4: to be twenty nine degrees beautiful day tomorrow.

1078
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:34,520
Speaker 3: Great race ahead of you as well.

1079
00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:37,320
Speaker 4: The video for our race kind of race, Reese Afferret's

1080
00:50:37,360 --> 00:50:39,960
Speaker 4: going up very very soon Tiler Today show has to

1081
00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:40,760
Speaker 4: be released.

1082
00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,240
Speaker 3: Afferrets, thanks for listening.

1083
00:50:42,280 --> 00:50:45,440
Speaker 4: Thank you very much Box Wars for building this ludicrous

1084
00:50:45,480 --> 00:50:47,080
Speaker 4: medieval themed race track.

1085
00:50:47,120 --> 00:50:51,400
Speaker 3: It's great fun today. We will see you again Wednesdays.

1086
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Speaker 2: Christian Christian o'connells Show podcast