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Speaker 1: This is the Chris Jian o'condinal Breakfast Show on Melvin's
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Speaker 3: Good Morning, Happy Tuesday. It's the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
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Speaker 3: show number sixty five US. Today comes down to Grand Final.
Speaker 3: We have a shopping list, some extra help we really
Speaker 3: need before the big Grand Final just under two weeks
Speaker 3: time now. Adam Hills Hillsy's on today's show. I love
Speaker 3: Adam Hills. It's a lovely guy, funny guy. He is
Speaker 3: on his in Melbourne as well. Hills He's going to
Speaker 3: be doing five Tip of Tuesday with us helping out
Speaker 3: on today's show. And also we have more Phil Collins tickets.
Speaker 3: In brand new game, we will return to the mouth
Speaker 3: drumming with Phil. However, it's a brand new game. All
Speaker 3: we need to know for now is is called how
Speaker 3: many fils.
Speaker 2: Too much controversy in the drum game at the moment.
Speaker 3: Anyway, pull down Jack and then we pick it Buck
Speaker 3: up later on this week, whole load of emails, drummers
Speaker 3: around the world listening back to it, writing down phonetically
Speaker 3: how it should be, contradictioning each other. It's a big area.
Speaker 3: We've unleashed a can of worms. I want to start
Speaker 3: off this morning by talking about things you may have
Speaker 3: brought online. So easy now to order stuff online, which
Speaker 3: means it's even easier to make a mistake. And if
Speaker 3: you've had a few drinks and you go and shopping
Speaker 3: online when you're a bit juicy lucy, have you guys
Speaker 3: ever drunkenly brought anything online?
Speaker 2: I've done some recently.
Speaker 3: Have you what do you buy?
Speaker 2: After the success of our songs sing It for Melbourne,
Speaker 2: I started to get into my head that maybe I
Speaker 2: am a songwriter and that's my call. I bought two
Speaker 2: guitar pedals last week, one distortion pedal, one loop pedal,
Speaker 2: so I'll be my own like Itsuan.
Speaker 3: You know, Yeah? Have you seen him live? Do all
Speaker 3: those incredible It's an incredible show, just one guy and
Speaker 3: what he can do with those pedals.
Speaker 2: So I've had it for two days now. I can't
Speaker 2: really do what Ed does, but.
Speaker 3: When it's taking him hours and hours. You know, he's
Speaker 3: Malcolm Gladwell, thing of ten thousand hours of practice.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to buy it and.
Speaker 3: Jumped straight into being ed cheering. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Someone
Speaker 3: in the day when we were talking about, you know,
Speaker 3: yesterday Shore, we were talking about mixtapes, and I saw
Speaker 3: about how cassettes they would slow down. Sometimes. If you
Speaker 3: listen to a warpman the Badge of raw some one time,
Speaker 3: there's a he's got that, he's got that pedal on
Speaker 3: for his guitar.
Speaker 2: What to slow your guitar down?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it sounds almost like when cassettes used to
Speaker 3: go slow.
Speaker 2: Why would you want that?
Speaker 3: Because it gives it more of an old film sometimes
Speaker 3: and he can pick up but.
Speaker 2: You think that you say that he's broken, and you're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's quite right. The speed doesn't sound right.
Speaker 3: And so you did those drunkenly.
Speaker 2: I did those drunkenly.
Speaker 3: Do you remember the next morning what you've done? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I was in I wasn't I wasn't crazy. I was
Speaker 2: just when I wake up the next morning, I was like,
Speaker 2: that was an interesting shopping interesting parts.
Speaker 3: You ever done this?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Not really.
Speaker 4: All my purchases are well thought out. Even if I
Speaker 4: am under the window.
Speaker 3: Another way that Pat Scoll's being drunk under the weather.
Speaker 3: He's not pretty well again. I'm gonna need more of
Speaker 3: that medicine in that bottle. It's the one with a
Speaker 3: screw top. Yeah, I'm going to say the sheer rats
Speaker 3: on it.
Speaker 2: I'm going to need a doctor's note because I'm sick.
Speaker 3: I've got I've got quite a history in this, and
Speaker 3: I want an argue. My wife said, why haven't you
Speaker 3: still ordered the ironing board? Right and it's now sort
Speaker 3: of late in the evening. I was like, Hi, I
Speaker 3: don't want to know any more right now. She's not
Speaker 3: right now. It's the point being petty about right now.
Speaker 3: And I didn't realize that din my glasses on I
Speaker 3: ended up until two days later when three ironing boards turned.
Speaker 2: You must have been really under the weather.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, three ironing wars turned up. Then there was
Speaker 3: a big Sopranos fan into my favorite TV show ever
Speaker 3: and going on, eBay, you know some cars, Now, this
Speaker 3: is a good idea. If you're over the livert, the
Speaker 3: car will lock up. You can't drive it away. I
Speaker 3: think our phone, Yeah, I think it's a great idea.
Speaker 3: I think our phones and computers need this as well.
Speaker 3: Where blow into it anytime.
Speaker 2: You're putting in your credit card?
Speaker 3: Yeah, can you just blow into this little thing in
Speaker 3: your laptop? I just knock it. You've had a cover
Speaker 3: to eat, step away, come back to in a couple
Speaker 3: of hours ago. I had no business going online and
Speaker 3: getting I got into a bidding war for this. It's
Speaker 3: said online on eBay. It was a shirt warm by
Speaker 3: James Gandalfhini in an episode, and you know I was.
Speaker 3: I'm having that. There's some nerd in Alabama trying to
Speaker 3: buy it, and I'm not. I'm not going to be
Speaker 3: out bit by a kid in Alabama. I'm going to
Speaker 3: come compa blow him out of the water. I still
Speaker 3: way too much won it for about six hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get this frame. This has been warm
Speaker 3: by James Gandolfini Tony in an episode. It's not just
Speaker 3: so nice him a bit much nice. It's a talking
Speaker 3: point in the house. I'll get it in the hallway.
Speaker 3: But what's that Tody Spoiler's shirt? It turns up it's
Speaker 3: clearly one. It's it's a tiny shirt and he was
Speaker 3: a big dude. It wouldn't even I wouldn't even get
Speaker 3: into it as clean as the fake, and I spent
Speaker 3: far too much money. However, after this.
Speaker 2: Luckily though, you've got three ironing boards, I.
Speaker 3: Actually bought two. Into the radio show and caven to listen.
Speaker 2: Three of the same, exact same mine you're shopping.
Speaker 3: I totally forgot i'd even ordered one. The guy turned
Speaker 3: up with three and went, jeezus, you really need dining bolls.
Speaker 3: I don't remember ordering any of these. I do need one.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: So we're talking about things you brought under the influence
Speaker 3: when you've been drinking or drunk. And a friend of mine.
Speaker 3: I can't say too much about he works.
Speaker 2: He's an actor, an actor we would know, yeah, or
Speaker 2: British famous.
Speaker 3: I can't say anymore. Okay, he has been discussed on
Speaker 3: the show by one of our One of our callers
Speaker 3: a couple of weeks ago mentioned his name Hugh Grant. No, no, no,
Speaker 3: this is not Hugh Grant's story. No, I've got Hugh
Speaker 3: Grant stories. They are not.
Speaker 2: Broadcast until we know who it is. I'm going to
Speaker 2: pitchy Hugh Grant.
Speaker 3: But we'll know it's not him, okay, right, So this
Speaker 3: friend of mine, if you're still up at two am
Speaker 3: in the morning, rarely does anything good happen. What's assuming
Speaker 3: bed at two am? Okay? That kind of our you
Speaker 3: know anything that if you're up to something at two am,
Speaker 3: it's really a good story, right, you should be in bed.
Speaker 3: He is up, and this person has been drinking heavily, okay,
Speaker 3: and he is This person is obsessed with movie memorabilia
Speaker 3: and owning it. Sure, he's in movies himself, not movies
Speaker 3: all TV actor okay. And anyway, he's having a look
Speaker 3: on eBay. And as I was said earlier, there's a
Speaker 3: whole you know, so many different things you can buy there,
Speaker 3: and the prices go up, up and up.
Speaker 2: Yep, Hugh Lurry.
Speaker 3: It's not any shoe part of the shues anyway. So
Speaker 3: he's obsessed with the movie Planet the Apes, right, right,
Speaker 3: So he starts the good stuff he can buy from
Speaker 3: the movie Planet the Apes, right, and then somehow it
Speaker 3: takes a swerve. He ends up getting to bidding war
Speaker 3: and it ends up spending over twenty thousand dollars on
Speaker 3: his credit card twenty thousand dollars on his credit card.
Speaker 3: He Hammy doesn't know what he's doing, and obviously he
Speaker 3: lapses and goes to bed. Where does him go to bed?
Speaker 3: His collapses? Right, A couple of days go by, just
Speaker 3: remember anything about what he's done or what is football
Speaker 3: until he gets a cool from a sort of customs
Speaker 3: department at London saying that he's got to pay for
Speaker 3: something which has turned up and he's sort of paying
Speaker 3: another five thousand on top to get this thing for
Speaker 3: the shipping fees. He still owns to this day. You
Speaker 3: got it seven years ago he owns a chariot from
Speaker 3: Ben Hurt. It's in his garden. It cost twenty five
Speaker 3: thousand dollars the chariot, and it's legit. It's got all
Speaker 3: the bit what it is a chariot and Chack made
Speaker 3: a really high spec because it was attached to a
Speaker 3: horse for filming at the movie years ago.
Speaker 2: From the movie Ben Hur another good talking point though,
Speaker 2: now when you're walking around the backyard. Yes he can help,
Speaker 2: but notice the chariot.
Speaker 3: A chariot in your garden is it? Talking point? The
Speaker 3: kids can sit in it, you know, you can have
Speaker 3: a bed in it in the evening. But imagine that
Speaker 3: twenty five thousand. What did his partner say things things
Speaker 3: ended when there's six months of that. I think it
Speaker 3: was I think things are bad anyway, He's a chariot.
Speaker 3: Why did he didn't tell them about the chariot? He
Speaker 3: kept the charity in the divorce as well. It's just
Speaker 3: one of the few things is that you're not saying
Speaker 3: I don't want your chariot.
Speaker 4: At least you could use it as a Chrissy ornament,
Speaker 4: you know at Christmas time.
Speaker 3: There's so much you can do with the age.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 3: There's a clip going around. You probably see it there
Speaker 3: on today. It's going to go viral. Food Fighters Dave
Speaker 3: Girl proven once again he's the nicest man in rock
Speaker 3: and roll. Dave Gone Food Fighters doing a gig. He
Speaker 3: spots someone in the front round they've got David Bowie
Speaker 3: t shirt on and he brings them up on stage,
Speaker 3: starts doing a cover version of under Pressure, gets them
Speaker 3: on stage. I was jealous of the person who's brought
Speaker 3: on stage, and not just that they always know all
Speaker 3: the words. Yeah, you never see the video of them
Speaker 3: screwing up. I always forget ye.
Speaker 2: From the start again.
Speaker 3: You know, when we give away the ten thousand dollars
Speaker 3: given screen, it's never if I got that.
Speaker 2: You know, you just have a white out under pressure.
Speaker 3: You know, people people call on this show struggle with
Speaker 3: just trying to do the Phil Connor's drum bit of
Speaker 3: they kind of do that, not this, remember the lyrics
Speaker 3: up there. I always jealous with the people that get
Speaker 3: pulled out and sing on stage.
Speaker 2: It's also amazing how quickly food fighters can throw that
Speaker 2: kind of thing into their set, because they did it
Speaker 2: last year with who's the Rick roll guys?
Speaker 3: Rick Cassley?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Ricks. So they saw him in the crowd, brought
Speaker 2: him on stage and they did never going to give
Speaker 2: you up live? But shows that big, You think that
Speaker 2: the like the rundown for where.
Speaker 3: The song is rehearsal to match up.
Speaker 2: I didn't think they could just throw in a like,
Speaker 2: all right, now we're going to play a David Bowie song.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not like a karaoke juke box. Will they
Speaker 3: just que in any song? You know? Can you do that?
Speaker 3: You're the best? Yeah, because in the crowd that wants
Speaker 3: to get up and sing You're the Best by Joey
Speaker 3: bean Esposito. That's the only I'm going to do under
Speaker 3: pressure with?
Speaker 2: And what if there's only one band member who can't
Speaker 2: do like David Bowie. So they were like, all right,
Speaker 2: let's do under pressure. This guy can sing it. Let's go.
Speaker 2: And the basebay goes, ah, sorry, how's it going?
Speaker 3: Wants that?
Speaker 2: Can I google some sheep?
Speaker 3: Use the one life on Mars follow us? Yeah, whenever
Speaker 3: you see that clip, it's always someone nailing it perfectly.
Speaker 3: Maybe we should try and find people today who have
Speaker 3: actually been on stage to sing live. Who are these
Speaker 3: chosen people that get picked up at gigs? Or are
Speaker 3: they plants?
Speaker 2: Do you think you would put your hand up for it?
Speaker 2: So I say you're at your favorite show, all of notes.
Speaker 3: And Darreld goes who wants to join us on stage?
Speaker 3: For you? Had to touch my hands up the straightway
Speaker 3: I could have been waiting for my whole life. He points
Speaker 3: at me, and then the moment he picks me, I'm
Speaker 3: regretting it instantly. I'm not sure I'm ready for this
Speaker 3: in my life. I should have been rehearsing for weeks.
Speaker 2: Rill start crouching down in the crowd, so you can't
Speaker 2: see you anymore, and you lay low.
Speaker 3: And point someone behind it, you mean spotlight on me,
Speaker 3: and everyone's the crowd was moving around with me, and
Speaker 3: as it walking up and going the bit. I only
Speaker 3: even really know the last fifty two seconds where Darrell's
Speaker 3: yelling out of touch, out of time. I don't know
Speaker 3: the best of it. Can we can you kill him?
Speaker 3: It's the last fifty two seconds. Don't you have a
Speaker 3: guard the I'll join in down with you guys.
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Speaker 3: You chot say how to win another one thousand bucks?
Speaker 2: Do you think you can find it?
Speaker 5: The three song connection for the new Johnny English.
Speaker 3: Movie Johnny English is back September, the twentieth third Johnny
Speaker 3: English movie, starring the Great, the Genius Roman Atkinson. Johnny
Speaker 3: English strikes again, very very funny, very very funny kids movies.
Speaker 3: So we're doing is Jack's got his game? I'm very
Speaker 3: funny about it. I guess the three song connection one
Speaker 3: thousand dollars on. This is gonna be one right now?
Speaker 2: What is the common word between the three songs?
Speaker 3: An English theme again? Tying in with Johnny English. They're
Speaker 3: all English bands, all right. Listen, man, that's a tough
Speaker 3: one today.
Speaker 2: You said make it harder.
Speaker 3: That is really hard the crowd.
Speaker 2: The common word might be in the artist's name or
Speaker 2: the song title.
Speaker 3: Sneaky Pete. That's not a guess, by the way, Listen
Speaker 3: the crowd. Let's toughest one so far.
Speaker 2: Any ideas. Don't say it out loud, but any ideas.
Speaker 3: How do you want me to do it to you?
Speaker 3: On morse code? It must be great plan playing charades
Speaker 3: around at jack Space. I will telepathically communicate my guess
Speaker 3: and you telepathy communicate that's right or wrong. Listen, mister crowd, let's.
Speaker 2: After just say yes I think I know, or no,
Speaker 2: I don't think I know.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know because I've got a guess, but
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is the right answer. So
Speaker 3: do you know me?
Speaker 1: Easy?
Speaker 3: I will write the stations combinations you have to rights
Speaker 3: in with the answer. You have to wait about week
Speaker 3: before you went yay, well done, Dave, All right back,
Speaker 3: letting you know you have one? All right, you can
Speaker 3: give us a call. Now, what's your guess or the
Speaker 3: three song connection? You could be winning one thousand dollars
Speaker 3: ninety four one four.
Speaker 1: One oh four three, The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 5: Do you think you can find it? The three song
Speaker 5: connection for the new Johnny English movie.
Speaker 3: Johnny English is Back. Rowan Atkinson is back as Johnny
Speaker 3: English strikes again out September the twentieth one thousand dollars
Speaker 3: too will We won every single show trying to guess
Speaker 3: the three song connection, so as Jack said five minutes ago,
Speaker 3: every day on this because it's Johnny English, they're all
Speaker 3: English bands. This is the clip. This is really hard
Speaker 3: this morning.
Speaker 2: I think the crowd, let's just up. There's a common
Speaker 2: word in either the song title or the band name.
Speaker 3: I think it might just the penny might have just dropped.
Speaker 3: Not sure we'll find out. Seany White, good morning.
Speaker 6: Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good? Sean Hope you well this morning? What's
Speaker 3: your guess? What's the three song connection?
Speaker 6: I think the connection is real Royalty.
Speaker 2: What are you thinking? Sean?
Speaker 6: Yeah, just I thinking because it's I think the last
Speaker 6: band was Queen. The first band, the Cold played it
Speaker 6: was about the King and all that and and then
Speaker 6: I don't know what the second one was, but I thought, well,
Speaker 6: two out of three ain't bad, so go with that's
Speaker 6: a good song as well.
Speaker 2: Uh you close short, Well you're not close, You're wrong,
Speaker 2: but it's a cool guest.
Speaker 3: You're closely right, closely wrong, one of those, Dave, good
Speaker 3: morning are Yeah, I'm pretty good, Dave. What's your guest
Speaker 3: for the one thousand dollars? Well, to be.
Speaker 2: Honest, someone were actually really listening to the whole thing
Speaker 2: and I just said, you say that they're all English fans,
Speaker 2: which is.
Speaker 3: What I was going to say.
Speaker 7: So that's probably a bit too obvious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but what a great way to give away a
Speaker 3: thousand dollars. Repeat back what we say. You've given us
Speaker 3: an idea for another game one day, Dave.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: They're all English fans.
Speaker 2: They are all English fans.
Speaker 3: Middle band with Iron Maiden. By the way, can I
Speaker 3: play with Madness? Great soul?
Speaker 2: Good clue for the next person?
Speaker 3: Well yeah, Josh, there you're going right, So that might
Speaker 3: have helped you. What do you think the answer is the.
Speaker 7: Answer is the word play was cold play? Can I
Speaker 7: play with Madness and play the game?
Speaker 3: Well done, Josh, you deserve the one thousand dollars to
Speaker 3: say this again. Then let's just sucker sneaky. See what
Speaker 3: we play was the common word?
Speaker 2: Play is the common word Joshua, one thousand dollars richer,
Speaker 2: Thanks for.
Speaker 3: Playing well that absolute.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one four point three.
Speaker 3: People keep warning me, by the way, I'm getting very
Speaker 3: excited about the moment about the weather that's coming.
Speaker 2: You be prepared for summer. I guess that's what we
Speaker 2: will keep going.
Speaker 3: You're not going to handle it. You're going to break down.
Speaker 3: Your pommie's not made for this kind of weather. You're
Speaker 3: going to struggle in the heat. Don't leave pommies in
Speaker 3: a in a lock car even a little bit window
Speaker 3: down for us. Okay, people keep going to me, woo,
Speaker 3: you're going to struggle. Am I going to struggle?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not till January February that we're really going
Speaker 2: to see how ad coke. Yeah, it's only because you
Speaker 2: guys panicked about a twenty six degree heat wave in London.
Speaker 2: That's hot, that's it'll be. It'll be up to there
Speaker 2: today and then comes summers when you get the forty
Speaker 2: degree days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that'll be beautiful evening and continues into the evening.
Speaker 2: Let's return to this conversation in February.
Speaker 3: You in februar, Okay, see you've probably missed Jack. All right,
Speaker 3: it is less than two weeks until this till What
Speaker 3: what has happened to the can you kick it? Bed?
Speaker 3: Christian Breakfast Shows?
Speaker 8: Grand Final said, Grand News Kick is yes, we're on
Speaker 8: the search for Melbourne's gren with the longest kick.
Speaker 3: Eleven days to go? Get back in there. What's with
Speaker 3: the eleven days ago? That is not how I said yesterday.
Speaker 3: It seem more of a eleven days ago like a
Speaker 3: big countdown. What's going on with that? Let's hear it again?
Speaker 2: Shows?
Speaker 3: Grand Final Sat.
Speaker 8: Grand News Kick is, yes, we're on the search for
Speaker 8: Melbourne's gren with the longest kick.
Speaker 3: Even days to go?
Speaker 2: No, right, no, Because it's a funny voice that makes
Speaker 2: it sound like a joke. Competition is real.
Speaker 3: We think we've got to give these old timers to
Speaker 3: the respect they deserve. Eighty five grands now have entered.
Speaker 3: They got on tours It tomorrow midnight or Thursday? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Thursday midnight, yep, to get involved. We're hoping to get
Speaker 3: one hundred NaN's coming down one hundred grammies and you.
Speaker 2: Don't hear the AFL finals.
Speaker 3: Going eleven days tonfl. Why this is because he's an
Speaker 3: NRL fan. He's not an AFL fan. Whenever we talk
Speaker 3: about it, he starts NRL. Whenever he's watching n ROW,
Speaker 3: he's working on his guns, his five hundred girls. As
Speaker 3: I watch NRM, it's a real man spot with punch
Speaker 3: each other in the nuts. That's a plane and watching it.
Speaker 3: Did I see you yesterday in the pancake parlor? So
Speaker 3: you can't get enough of that place at the moment.
Speaker 3: And you probably already know, like Jack, for a limited
Speaker 3: time you get a free kids meal with any adults meals.
Speaker 2: Right, And because I don't have a child of my own.
Speaker 3: You're still doing that ship where my little kids in
Speaker 3: the car? So can I get the free you know
Speaker 3: I've told you about that pancake parlor? Onto you JACKO right?
Speaker 3: We can't keep trying that one, all right? So this
Speaker 3: is what we need is happening September the twenty second,
Speaker 3: eleven days ago. That's how it needs to be. More
Speaker 3: like that. Here's what we need. We're getting loads of
Speaker 3: grands eighty five grands have already stepped forward and said
Speaker 3: we want to try and kick the ball the furthers.
Speaker 3: The Grand that kicks the furthers gets one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: We have a location, a venue, a mecha of sporting success.
Speaker 2: Is the Bulldog's home ground, the VU Witten Noble in Footscray.
Speaker 2: We can't wait to get down there Saturday, the twenty
Speaker 2: second of September.
Speaker 3: Eleven days to go. All right, So here's what we need.
Speaker 3: I have a shopping list of things we need. Now
Speaker 3: we are we are talking to some trophy people, but
Speaker 3: we need a trophy. And the problem is is they
Speaker 3: don't have any women doing the amazing sporting stuff on
Speaker 3: the top of the trophies.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then they have male footballers.
Speaker 3: That's wrong. So we need something to give to the
Speaker 3: winning grand that represents the power, the majesty of the
Speaker 3: grand kicking the ball, the furthest So we're looking for
Speaker 3: spoke trophy and that's proving a bit troublesome so far.
Speaker 2: Well, and then the other thing that you requested is
Speaker 2: that it was at least five foot tall.
Speaker 3: The trophy needs to be a meter and a half.
Speaker 2: He said, it needs to be as tall as the
Speaker 2: winning grand.
Speaker 3: It does so, but can someone help us with this?
Speaker 3: It might mean two or three listeners, like a carpenters
Speaker 3: does some bit, you know, and a forger does another bit.
Speaker 3: But we've an't got what A forger a forger, and
Speaker 3: forge blacksmith A blacksmith. That's it, she said, with a
Speaker 3: lathe carving out a grand kicking the ball, you know,
Speaker 3: the fire, Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: The lines are lighting up there a furnaces right now
Speaker 2: of Melbourne, a cooling us.
Speaker 3: So we need a trophy maker. But someone who can
Speaker 3: rise up and make an amazing, huge trophy prod. You said,
Speaker 3: Brad this morning was getting in my ear go and
Speaker 3: they're it's going to dump it by the soil of
Speaker 3: the road. The cranies aren't going to more hard rubbish
Speaker 3: and and tell you what, before the royals get tidy
Speaker 3: up this city. I don't see any more beds and
Speaker 3: chairs and tables outside the front of your how Okay,
Speaker 3: I just can't, But I know what the royals like. Okay,
Speaker 3: They've sent me the reason why I'm over here. Really,
Speaker 3: I've been part of the advanced party. I around them
Speaker 3: two weeks ago. I said, look, it's a bit scruffy,
Speaker 3: it's a bit messy, but it's a great city. Come
Speaker 3: on over, maybe your house.
Speaker 2: The other day there was a trampoline on someone's.
Speaker 3: Two weeks anyway, Okay, so trophy makers also, look, we've
Speaker 3: got a lot of people coming down. You can come
Speaker 3: along and cheer the ground. So the grands are going
Speaker 3: to be that. I need to guarantee grand safety. What
Speaker 3: does this show we stand on grand safety? Now, we
Speaker 3: can't have some young bouncer with old neck tattoos or
Speaker 3: something like that, looking like Connor McGregor. It's going to
Speaker 3: unsettle the grounds. We need someone of their age. Are
Speaker 3: you a retired former bodyguard bouncer? You might have worked
Speaker 3: for one of the armed services who can run security
Speaker 3: for us, And we need a granddad's someone their age.
Speaker 3: They trust some twinkly old silver head fox, you know,
Speaker 3: and what are we giving?
Speaker 2: Do you give him your peace and walkie talking and stuff's.
Speaker 3: Probably got a hearing aid already sick hear all of this?
Speaker 3: All right? So we needed a granddad head of security.
Speaker 3: Could this be you? We also need paramedics. We also
Speaker 3: need umpires adjudicators because when we're noting down the kick
Speaker 3: this is going to be I'm making you now, head
Speaker 3: of data.
Speaker 2: Okay, what a good idea. So if I'm out there
Speaker 2: with the tape measure.
Speaker 3: You need someone working with you that can capsule all that.
Speaker 2: In fact, I need to yell out like twenty one
Speaker 2: meters and fifty centimeters and then they put it into
Speaker 2: a computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need someone who's got format doing that, umpires, adjudicators.
Speaker 3: We also need the We need banner makers. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 3: when is plently a two week lag. We haven't got
Speaker 3: two weeks. We've got eleven days.
Speaker 2: We can get it done, all right.
Speaker 3: Banners and we need Tommy it does all our film.
Speaker 3: But he's just a one man band normally for us.
Speaker 3: We need extra people, extra sets of hands to maybe
Speaker 3: film students or people that can come and help film
Speaker 3: this glorious event.
Speaker 2: Oh so yeah, want grandma and grandpa. Film operators, camera operators.
Speaker 2: Young guys, you have to speak up.
Speaker 3: We don't have that old fashioned path day news opre
Speaker 3: eat film. Okay, I'm being rude and disrespectful here. I'm
Speaker 3: thinking that's a person for younger eyes. You know, the
Speaker 3: latest state of the art technology. Okay, all right, so
Speaker 3: this is what we need that's the shopping is. Can
Speaker 3: you make the trophy head of security, a granddad head
Speaker 3: of security, ParaMed it's adjudicators, umpires, banners, cameras. Give us
Speaker 3: a call if you can help with any of that night.
Speaker 3: I don't forget. We still need a blacksmith that I
Speaker 3: mentioned a blacksmith live in your furnace.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 8: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Shows, Grand Final, Grand News Kicking. We're
Speaker 8: on the search for Melbourne's Grand with the longest kicking.
Speaker 3: Eleven days to go, No, Brian, it's eleven days to go,
Speaker 3: eleven days to go. Still got a lot of things
Speaker 3: we need your help on Melbourne. So we've got my
Speaker 3: shopping list for the Grand Final. I need you out
Speaker 3: where the big oversized trophy must be at least one white,
Speaker 3: five meters tall and have a granny on the top
Speaker 3: of it casting silver. We'll accept Ron's kicking of the ball.
Speaker 3: Are you a former head of security? We need a
Speaker 3: granddad head of security, an old timer, someone who's on
Speaker 3: the level with the grounds. Okay, not a younger guy
Speaker 3: is going to intimidate paramedics, umpires, adjudicator, banner makers, camera
Speaker 3: men and camera ladies as well. If you can help
Speaker 3: with any of that, please give me a call. Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one four three Kylie. Good morning, Good morning, Kylie,
Speaker 3: welcome to the show. Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 7: I'm not really impressed with you.
Speaker 2: Why would have I done wrong?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm a paramedic and a critical careness and I
Speaker 3: believe we're about the same age. So being a grand myself,
Speaker 3: you might want to knock it.
Speaker 1: Off with it about the same age.
Speaker 7: Crap.
Speaker 3: Well no, yeah, I mean actually I'm glad you brought
Speaker 3: that up, actually because while I was doing there, I
Speaker 3: did that on urpose, Kylie, to teach Jack a lesson
Speaker 3: or two about how not to address people on the radio.
Speaker 3: So than a good lesson. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: So can you come down, Kylie? Can you help us out?
Speaker 7: Yeah? I Ken, would you like a vehicle as well?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, a proper ambulance.
Speaker 3: I worked for the High Quity Transport Service, where like
Speaker 3: the critical response team of the non emergency side of ambulance.
Speaker 2: And you think that would give you one of the advans.
Speaker 3: It's any need at the weekend? Sound like a company.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I like the company guy.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: You get to user of the weekend for non emergencies
Speaker 3: like going down Carls to get your shopping. Yeah, something
Speaker 3: like that. Yeah. You've got your bags for life in
Speaker 3: the back of it on the stretcher. Yeah yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: just get a bit of parking with and you Sten Kylie,
Speaker 3: this would be great. See you're free Saturday. The twenty
Speaker 3: seconds to come on down.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can come down.
Speaker 3: Oh you're a star.
Speaker 2: Are you in the vehicle right now?
Speaker 3: No, I'm not.
Speaker 6: I've just finished work.
Speaker 3: Actually you've been working overnight. Well done, Kylie. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much for working so hard to keep Melbourne safe. Kylie,
Speaker 3: meeting you. We'll see you on the start twenty second.
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, just Gotlie Daniel Yo, Hey, going
Speaker 3: pretty good, Daniel. So I'm a shopping this. What can
Speaker 3: you help out with, buddy?
Speaker 7: I can help out with the trophy.
Speaker 3: Are you lying from a furnace right now?
Speaker 7: Oh I'm not. I'm not right at the furnace. But yeah,
Speaker 7: I do do a lot of laser cutting and steal art,
Speaker 7: so I'll be happy to make it.
Speaker 3: So what do you do? What do you do for
Speaker 3: a living?
Speaker 7: I run a steel art company.
Speaker 2: I'm a boiler microboard trop a modern day forger.
Speaker 3: This is brilliant still art. Have you got an Annuel?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've got the big old leather kind
Speaker 3: of apron that you wear.
Speaker 7: Oh my, this has just got me an apron? Who
Speaker 7: she likes me wearing it?
Speaker 3: So I'm trying to use some of that one as well.
Speaker 3: Look he's in the bedroom, the blacksmith.
Speaker 4: With your monkey mask.
Speaker 3: It's a different one. If they can't confuse the genre.
Speaker 2: The monkey can't beat the boiler.
Speaker 3: Maker, or could they? What could happen anyway? Listen, so
Speaker 3: can you make us a large meat on our sculpture
Speaker 3: with a grandmother kicking the ball on the top? Yes?
Speaker 7: Definitely.
Speaker 2: How heavy is that going to be? If it's made
Speaker 2: of steel and it's the size of a grandma?
Speaker 7: Christian could lift him. I don't know about you.
Speaker 2: I'm glad as.
Speaker 3: Daniel give you a company a plug? Who do you
Speaker 3: work for? Yeah?
Speaker 7: It's steal a lot of Australia.
Speaker 3: Australia.
Speaker 7: Yeah, look it up Facebook.
Speaker 3: And now the thing normally about these plugs is you
Speaker 3: tell us where to find it or face what's your
Speaker 3: your website or Facebook page called but otherwise we can
Speaker 3: find it. We'll put up on our site.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just called steal. A lot of Australia love it.
Speaker 3: Good name Stealer Australia. Get on in Australia. Hey Daniel,
Speaker 3: thank you very much.
Speaker 7: Out stay there, Okay, thank you.
Speaker 3: If you build it, they will come you sneak and
Speaker 3: I said Blacksmith. One's called him.
Speaker 7: Terry, come on, Christian, are you pretty good?
Speaker 3: Terry? Could you be the head of security?
Speaker 7: Well, look, I'm a little concerned actually because I don't
Speaker 7: I don't know if you appreciate the fact that that
Speaker 7: dealing with women of this at this level of maturity
Speaker 7: to be a bit like hurting cat.
Speaker 3: I'm not now, Terry.
Speaker 2: You might have had that Trish had already got in trouble.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're a wild bunch. So Terry, you reckon you
Speaker 3: need a team working with you?
Speaker 7: Well, look, I think you might need a team. I
Speaker 7: wonder if he's given any thoughts of equipment that you're
Speaker 7: going to need and you're going to need the.
Speaker 2: Treatment and.
Speaker 3: Right, I can't keep them in a cage.
Speaker 2: Cage, Terry, you know where you're getting a security going
Speaker 2: to get the grannies safe if nan to keep us
Speaker 2: safe from.
Speaker 7: You. See, now that's the problem. Jack. I don't think
Speaker 7: you've actually thought it all the way because I'm getting
Speaker 7: that only one grain you can actually win the prize.
Speaker 7: What's going to happen when all the others.
Speaker 3: We could have a nanny Serina Williams on our hands, right.
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: So tell us what here? Did you used to work
Speaker 3: for the police or the army? Are you former bodyguard?
Speaker 7: Yes? You have done that, done with those or not
Speaker 7: the police? But yeah, h military and bodyguard for the
Speaker 7: years experience.
Speaker 2: Who have you been a bodyguard for any high profile names?
Speaker 3: Darryl?
Speaker 7: I can't tell you that now give us a clue.
Speaker 7: It's not Wills, not relevant.
Speaker 3: Whoa I love it.
Speaker 7: This would be probably one of the biggest challenges.
Speaker 3: Right okay, Terry, everything else you've been doing last twenty
Speaker 3: years has been building to this point. September the twenty
Speaker 3: six All right, Terry, thank you very much. You killed
Speaker 3: myte We got our head of security.
Speaker 1: Everyone the Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 3: If you want to come along to cheer all the
Speaker 3: grands on and to be honest, however far they kick
Speaker 3: it is all good with us. But if you want
Speaker 3: to come down to be part of it Saturday morning
Speaker 3: on Saturday, the twenty second of September, we would love that.
Speaker 3: And another grands will as well be a great atmosphere.
Speaker 3: We get a daylight today. They deserve a great day
Speaker 3: and a great morning and it will be a lot
Speaker 3: of fun down this if you do want to come
Speaker 3: along and cheer them on, even if you're not by
Speaker 3: your grant isn't even going to be kicking on the day.
Speaker 3: It is going to be blast. We are really really
Speaker 3: looking forward to this.
Speaker 2: So it's at the witten Oval win Noble ten am kickoff.
Speaker 2: Is that what we're thinking?
Speaker 3: Yep. And I've you told you that they need us
Speaker 3: down there from half seven. You've got to be down
Speaker 3: there at half seven just.
Speaker 2: Doing what, putting cones out and stuff, cho doing what,
Speaker 2: doing what?
Speaker 3: It says, Who make me the Christian?
Speaker 1: Who Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point
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Speaker 3: Yeah, up to the next ten weeks saying time looking
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Speaker 3: all about Phil Collins Live in February now doing two
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Speaker 3: Every morning at seven thirty. What's your tickets going to
Speaker 3: see Kevin Hart lifeon Jovi? Sure she's come back to
Speaker 3: say goodbye to Melbourne. I saw the poster yesterday.
Speaker 2: But where's she going? Why is she saying goodbye?
Speaker 3: She goes back to be re animated. You know they
Speaker 3: keep on nice for five years, crunk out of the
Speaker 3: Mama Mea and then anyway. All right, so Phil Collins
Speaker 3: tickets yesterday. We will bringing this back this week because
Speaker 3: it was too much fun yesterday doing the mouth drums
Speaker 3: too in the air tonight.
Speaker 2: How many drummers though, did we get overnight complaining that
Speaker 2: we weren't doing it properly?
Speaker 3: Yeah, writing it down an email form what it should be.
Speaker 3: We're missing the kick drum part of it. We're just
Speaker 3: focusing on the drums and the and then the kick
Speaker 3: kick part. Hard to do that on.
Speaker 2: The radio really hard. I practice on my way in Yea.
Speaker 3: It should be like sound.
Speaker 2: It should be like it.
Speaker 3: I'll do it slowly, please.
Speaker 2: Do do so? But is the kick drum?
Speaker 3: Do do do? Do?
Speaker 2: Per do do per do do pugh? And then it
Speaker 2: doesn't really sounds at my wedding night.
Speaker 3: Anyway. Okay, what we're doing today is you're in so
Speaker 3: much trouble when you get home today.
Speaker 2: Did you ever remember what's on your wife walked down
Speaker 2: the Christian?
Speaker 3: How many feels? That's what today's game is called. How
Speaker 3: many fills? I've got the height of Phil Collins and
Speaker 3: I converted into various things here in the city. How
Speaker 3: many fils? Would you like a little demo around with
Speaker 3: you two? All right? The length of the Murray River?
Speaker 3: How many feels es is the long river laying down?
Speaker 3: I mean to toe, head to toe.
Speaker 2: He's not real tall. I'll go I'll go like fifty
Speaker 2: two thousand fills.
Speaker 3: Fifty two thousand m.
Speaker 2: Do you think that's too high or too low?
Speaker 3: I really don't know.
Speaker 4: All right, I'll say one hundred thousand fills.
Speaker 3: One point four nine two million fills. A lot of fils,
Speaker 3: A lot of films all right, that's how the game works.
Speaker 3: Then how many fills are we asking you? Two callers?
Speaker 3: We gets three questions. How many fils all be asking you?
Speaker 3: How many field conins? Do you think lying down or
Speaker 3: standing up on top of each other?
Speaker 2: So are these feels? Is the field standing on another
Speaker 2: field's shoulders or does it feel on top of another field?
Speaker 3: I'll explain more because each question is a different kind
Speaker 3: of feel. You need to calculate how many fills cool
Speaker 3: out to play when your field connors tickets The Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's gold one over all poetry? How high?
Speaker 3: How old? How wide? How far? How many fields? How
Speaker 3: many feels? So I worked out yesterday the high. I
Speaker 3: was just genuinely curious. You know you google anything these days,
Speaker 3: just wasting time. I've seen him before, I've never interview field.
Speaker 3: I've seen him. I was curious, So how high is he?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 3: I wanted to go to a game of how many feels? Christian?
Speaker 3: Maybe tomorrow could you find out his weight? How many philograms?
Speaker 3: And Shane in Shane this morning? Input where you're from?
Speaker 3: Shane to take credit for this, give you kudos you deserve.
Speaker 3: It's this game measured in filometers. Very good, Shane, Yes
Speaker 3: it is. They are not meters anymore. They are filometers.
Speaker 3: All right. Then, so I've got a load of things
Speaker 3: here in Melbourne. How many fels? Let's meet today's two contestants.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Liz, good morning, your big Phil Connins fan. Absolutely,
Speaker 3: we're about to find out how big a fan you
Speaker 3: are in our How many fiels? Game? All right, Liz,
Speaker 3: good luck, Simon, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 3: I'm pretty good, Simon. You're obviously a big Phield Collins fan.
Speaker 7: Yeah, definitely, all right.
Speaker 3: Let' see if we can win you the tickets. So
Speaker 3: how does work? Then I'll ask you both the same question.
Speaker 3: You need to tell me how many feels. Let's get
Speaker 3: started then. The height of the mcg light tower eighty
Speaker 3: five meters. How many fills do you think that is?
Speaker 3: First of all, let's go to you, Liz, how many feels?
Speaker 2: Fifty?
Speaker 3: And let's go to you Simon.
Speaker 2: I'll say fifty six.
Speaker 3: It's actually fifty one point five filimeters Liz, Liz, you're
Speaker 3: in round one. All right, let's go for the big one.
Speaker 3: This took us about half an hour yesterday checking all
Speaker 3: these distance from the Earth to moon? In Phil Collins,
Speaker 3: how many fils for the moon? How many filometers? I
Speaker 3: can hear people typing right now, it's not going to help.
Speaker 3: How many filometers from here to the moon? If you
Speaker 3: want to work out how many meters it is, we've
Speaker 3: already crunched the numbers. It's over three hundred and eighty
Speaker 3: four million meters filimeters.
Speaker 2: That's confusing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many million meters? Three hundred and forty eight,
Speaker 3: three hundred and eighty four million meters? How many fillermeters?
Speaker 3: How many field coins from here to the moon. Let's
Speaker 3: got a simon. First of all, that's our simon. First
Speaker 3: of all, I'll have a guess at sixty five million,
Speaker 3: sixty five millillion filds toty thifty is all right? And Liz,
Speaker 3: what do you think? Uh?
Speaker 6: Two thousand, two hundred and eighty five.
Speaker 2: That doesn't seem like enough.
Speaker 3: Two thousand, Phil Collins to get.
Speaker 6: Eight thousand, that's different?
Speaker 4: Confused everyone?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Let's can we lock in the guesses again? I've forgotten timon.
Speaker 2: What's yours?
Speaker 7: Sixty five million?
Speaker 2: Liz?
Speaker 3: She's right now? What do you even type?
Speaker 2: Two hundred and twenty eight thousand?
Speaker 3: One hundred and twenty eight th rightwng on, I want
Speaker 3: to get this right. Producer BECKX and producer brand their
Speaker 3: life for not the schools? Right now? Is that quart
Speaker 3: of a trillion? How many? How many fills is that?
Speaker 3: What does that say there? How many is that? Two
Speaker 3: hundred and five million fills? I don't reckon that's two
Speaker 3: hundred and five million?
Speaker 2: It could well? Why are you handing me a piece
Speaker 2: of paper where they're working out they either got it
Speaker 2: wrong or right. Two hundred and five million fills from
Speaker 2: here to the moon. So Simon's got it on those calculations.
Speaker 2: But I mean you trust in Magood.
Speaker 3: And yeah, yeah, two hundred bucks to Simon? Who get that?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: Is one or going insto? The last question? Usain Bolt
Speaker 3: took nine seconds to run one hundred meters? How many
Speaker 3: fills in one hundred meters? Final question, Liz, what's you guess? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Off Google instant guess forty forty? What about you? Simon?
Speaker 3: For the film coms tickets.
Speaker 2: One hundred and sixty, We're going to have this one's easy.
Speaker 3: It is fifty nine point five two three fields in
Speaker 3: the one hundred meters, okay, which means Liz, Liz, you
Speaker 3: got the tickets. Awesome, well done. You have to go
Speaker 3: and see Phil Collins life. Did everyone understand that game? No,
Speaker 3: I don't reckon we've got any of this right. I reckon.
Speaker 3: We're dealing with the complaints for this game four weeks.
Speaker 2: Then do we dare open the door of how much?
Speaker 3: How many fields?
Speaker 2: In wait tomorrow?
Speaker 3: I'm just not sure that we got that right. About
Speaker 3: how many Phil Collins on top of each other to
Speaker 3: get from here to the moon. I'm pretty sure I
Speaker 3: failed my mass exam at school. I'm pretty sure that's
Speaker 3: a quarter of a trillion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Adam, do you think that sounds like twout that
Speaker 2: Adam come in?
Speaker 3: Adam is really Adam's. Adam Hills is a smart man.
Speaker 3: I reckon he will be the tell us.
Speaker 2: Okay, you can be a smart man, but you can't
Speaker 2: necessarily calculate how many Phil Collins from here to the
Speaker 2: moon in a minute.
Speaker 3: This is this is the number morning he'll see.
Speaker 9: I'm so glad you called me, and I've been few.
Speaker 9: I've been listening and fuming about this outside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so this is what magoo, reckons the producer. Yeah,
Speaker 2: two hundred and five million, two.
Speaker 3: And five million, it's two hundred isn't that a quarter
Speaker 3: of a billion?
Speaker 9: No, that's two hundred and five million, is it's Yeah,
Speaker 9: it's definitely two hundred and five. Okay, here's what I've
Speaker 9: been Here's what I've been shouting while listening.
Speaker 3: If the first one was.
Speaker 9: Eighty meters, right, and that was about fifty four colins Is.
Speaker 9: So basically whatever the whatever the figure you give is,
Speaker 9: it's about five eighths of that because it's.
Speaker 3: Fifty You've lost No, I'm kind of get let me
Speaker 3: do it again.
Speaker 9: So you said eighty meters was the first thing that
Speaker 9: the MCG lights out, Yeah, and that was fifty four collinses.
Speaker 3: Yes, So whatever it is, it's just over half fifty,
Speaker 3: I get you.
Speaker 9: Fifty to eighty is just a little bit over Okay.
Speaker 3: So it's a rough rule of film. It's a rough
Speaker 3: rule of film.
Speaker 6: Film.
Speaker 9: It's what my granddad taught me when I was a
Speaker 9: little kid. The rough rule of philm is it's always
Speaker 9: just over half.
Speaker 2: So you're saying it's about three hundred million, three hundred.
Speaker 3: And eighty four million meters the two hundred and five
Speaker 3: that's just about half.
Speaker 9: So that's about whatever figure you throw at me.
Speaker 3: All I have to do is go justake.
Speaker 2: That paper for him, right, all right, all right, one
Speaker 2: one on the fly quickly. I'm one point nine meters tall.
Speaker 2: How many fills tall? Am I? You are?
Speaker 3: Listen? One point nine meters tall? Yep? That how many
Speaker 3: fills in that? Yep? Okay that is just under hang. No,
Speaker 3: now I'm gonna I'm back with I guess Adam Hills
Speaker 3: is now in a bad mood because of this.
Speaker 1: The Christian who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point.
Speaker 3: Three especially guests this morning is Adam Hills. Now. The
Speaker 3: last time I saw you was a week before I
Speaker 3: finished my radio show. I finished the radio show that
Speaker 3: we did for twelve years, and then emigrated that night.
Speaker 3: It's quite for London. I saw you week before, and
Speaker 3: I must have been like a kind of rabbit in
Speaker 3: the headlights. So I was terrified.
Speaker 9: You were quite jittery. You were quite jittery for nine
Speaker 9: thirty in the.
Speaker 3: Morning, and I thought, wow, he's really.
Speaker 9: Pumped after he's been on radio. But no, no, no, you
Speaker 9: know I mean Christian. You came to me, You asked
Speaker 9: me everything you needed to know about Melbourne were.
Speaker 3: You were actually really really helpful because I think it
Speaker 3: was starting to get increasingly scared, like, you know, it's
Speaker 3: just going to be okay, and it was too late
Speaker 3: to change anything, you know, panic was starting to set
Speaker 3: to him. But actually you were really really helpful. Well,
Speaker 3: I'm going to be trying. I'm going to be the
Speaker 3: voice of doom. Now it's not working.
Speaker 9: Because I was listening on the way in and they
Speaker 9: were saying, of course you've never had a summer here.
Speaker 3: No, I came in the winter, came in May, and I.
Speaker 9: Know you're quite confident about dealing with summer. Wait, I
Speaker 9: just want to put everything in the perspective for you. Okay,
Speaker 9: I've just come from an English summer. Yeah, hottest and
Speaker 9: forty forty one years and the average temperature was probably
Speaker 9: about twenty seven and a half.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 9: That was That was That was heat wave. That was
Speaker 9: people not knowing how to deal with trains not working
Speaker 9: and guessing it all trains literally trains not working because
Speaker 9: it was the wrong type of heat. That was that
Speaker 9: was a headline, the wrong type of heat for the
Speaker 9: railway lines.
Speaker 3: Okay, so how do you think what's gonna be like
Speaker 3: for me? Here in January February me put this into perspective.
Speaker 9: Today is the warmest day it's been for a while.
Speaker 9: Four months, four months, okay it is. You know springers
Speaker 9: on the way, you know that first little burst of
Speaker 9: up there's.
Speaker 3: A little bit of small it and see it.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's twenty four degrees right, that is. This is
Speaker 9: why I was listening to that going You are not
Speaker 9: going to code all right?
Speaker 3: Yes, if you took.
Speaker 9: Four degrees the three market, that summer is on the way.
Speaker 9: This isn't summer. I've got to reinforce. It's not going
Speaker 9: to hit twenty four and stay like this for the
Speaker 9: next six months.
Speaker 2: As it gets today will be the temperature it drops
Speaker 2: to overnight.
Speaker 3: You were going to melt, little man. I was really
Speaker 3: good forward to seeing you. You were so kind when
Speaker 3: I saw you four and months ago.
Speaker 9: This is how all Australians work. When you see the overseas,
Speaker 9: we go, it'll be great. You'll have a ball and
Speaker 9: then you land and we go there are spiders, there
Speaker 9: are snakes.
Speaker 3: You'll hate it. Go home, all right. So you're you're
Speaker 3: a Hamer Hall tonight. Your book Best Foot Forward is out.
Speaker 3: My dad's read the book it's number one in the
Speaker 3: book chants in the UK. So well done. I love
Speaker 3: that your dad read. Yeah, he's a big fani ls
Speaker 3: you love the book.
Speaker 9: It's such your weird thing putting a book out, because
Speaker 9: when you do stand up you know straight away if
Speaker 9: people like it, yep, And even then you go home
Speaker 9: because stand ups are insecure. You can talk to a
Speaker 9: thousand people and they laugh. But then you go home
Speaker 9: and you still check Twitter to see if they really
Speaker 9: liked it or that would just protect So.
Speaker 3: Are you reading Amazon reviews? Because I've had two kids
Speaker 3: book out and my wife has to edit it and
Speaker 3: what she reads out to me. Really they're brutal on there.
Speaker 3: There were some heckless because hecklers haven't got the benefit
Speaker 3: of being sober and thinking about it, editing it and
Speaker 3: going that's not mean enough about what I thought about
Speaker 3: this book. I need to go back into it. So
Speaker 3: what mean things can be said about a kid's book?
Speaker 3: What do they think? I think it was David Wanniam's
Speaker 3: or jk Rowling drunk trying to destroy it using your
Speaker 3: fake name. Our rolling is like that, Oh she can
Speaker 3: turn yeah, yeah, and she's a troll. But the problem
Speaker 3: is she doesn't just trolling, I call it.
Speaker 2: So what's the spectrum been for your book, Adam? Have
Speaker 2: you read bad reviews as well as good?
Speaker 9: I haven't, To be honest, I've not read that many reviews. Generally,
Speaker 9: I've jack going on to find them.
Speaker 3: But here's here's what happened.
Speaker 9: So the book came out and I did a lot
Speaker 9: of publicity, a lot of tweeting, Hey I've got a
Speaker 9: book out's quite best look forward. And then on the
Speaker 9: day that it came out, I got lots of tweets
Speaker 9: from people from fans going hey, I just got your book,
Speaker 9: can't wait to read it?
Speaker 3: Oh awesome.
Speaker 9: And then after about a week I hadn't heard from
Speaker 9: strange gap.
Speaker 3: I feel like I had to tweet all them back,
Speaker 3: going did you like it?
Speaker 2: Are you guys just slow readers?
Speaker 3: Adams are very that this morning. It's not a pop
Speaker 3: up book. Now. When I saw you, the other thing
Speaker 3: you were talking about is you were starting to play.
Speaker 9: Rugby, yes, disability rugby league. So I helped the Warrington Wolves,
Speaker 9: which is a town between Manchester and Liverpool up.
Speaker 3: England, is a tough, hard town as well.
Speaker 9: It's proper working class and it's a proper rugby league
Speaker 9: town that there's a roundabout in the middle of town
Speaker 9: and it has goalposts in the middle of the round about.
Speaker 3: That's how rugby league. I know who everyone's sport, Mad
Speaker 3: Hair in Melbourne, but his sport is what they don't
Speaker 3: have a warrant is a really tough town. It means
Speaker 3: so much to them.
Speaker 9: Absolutely, So they set up the first ever disabled rugby
Speaker 9: league team in the UK and I kind of heard
Speaker 9: about it and said, well, can I help?
Speaker 3: And I ended up playing for them. So we be
Speaker 3: honest when you told me about this. When you rang
Speaker 3: to say can I help, obviously you will hope that
Speaker 3: they'll go. Do you want to play? I say, there's
Speaker 3: so many ways I could help, such as on the pitch,
Speaker 3: peat me or no publicity.
Speaker 9: It all started because I found out the South Sydney
Speaker 9: rabbit O's had a disability rugby league team, and they're
Speaker 9: the team I've always supported. Yeah, I rang them first
Speaker 9: and said look can I play? And they went, no,
Speaker 9: you live in.
Speaker 3: London, it's a long commute for training.
Speaker 9: He kind of said it in a way that he
Speaker 9: thought my disability was more than just physical.
Speaker 3: You're a bomby.
Speaker 9: Basically I've helped set up the Warrington Walls disability team.
Speaker 9: I play for them on the wing. I got knocked
Speaker 9: out two months ago making attack just.
Speaker 3: Because people might not be able to speed. But how
Speaker 3: full contact it still is? Because you were telling me
Speaker 3: and I was stunned. Yeah, going in for tackles. Well,
Speaker 3: there's there's nine people on a team. Two of them
Speaker 3: are able bodied and they're there to just facilitate. They're
Speaker 3: not allowed to run more than ten meters, they're not
Speaker 3: allowed to score triers. There are two people who are
Speaker 3: non contact, so maybe they've got spinal injuries and you
Speaker 3: can't be tackled. And then the other five on the
Speaker 3: field are full contact, absolute full contact. And you're talking
Speaker 3: people with.
Speaker 9: Missing titanium and yeah, missing arms, missing legs, cerebral palsy.
Speaker 3: I mean we had one. This puts it on into perspective.
Speaker 9: We were training one night and our captain Jason said, right,
Speaker 9: I'm going to offload to you. I want you to
Speaker 9: run Tony's left shoulder. Why why his left shoulder, because
Speaker 9: he hasn't got a hand. He can't tackle you on
Speaker 9: that side. Run where he hasn't got a hand at it.
Speaker 9: Dodgeball it's been unbelievable. It's been so much fun. So
Speaker 9: we we went to Sydney a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 9: We played against the Rabbitos at A and Z Stadium.
Speaker 3: What was that like?
Speaker 9: Unbelievable, It was just and Russell Crowe was on the sideline.
Speaker 9: He came into the dressing rooms afterwards. It was an
Speaker 9: amazing experience and we officially became world champions. So we
Speaker 9: are the best disabled rugby league team in the world.
Speaker 2: Where you really got to got to show it to
Speaker 2: the Rabbits then, because they didn't want you on the
Speaker 2: team to come back and then beat them.
Speaker 3: Oh, we smashed them, and Russell Crowe was propily grumpy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Especially guest this morning is Adam Hills. Now some of
Speaker 3: you might not know this, but you used to do this.
Speaker 3: You start off doing breakfast radio.
Speaker 9: I did do breakfast radio good times in Great Rock
Speaker 9: and Roll SAFM when I said point one, check out
Speaker 9: the Black Thunders. We got tickets to Mariah Carey on
Speaker 9: Tuesday ice cal kansaer Coke to give away.
Speaker 2: Get on down there.
Speaker 3: He's still got it. Oh my god, where did that
Speaker 3: come from? I also started, you know, when I start
Speaker 3: on Breckfast Radio, it was the black thunders right giving
Speaker 3: away swag as you used to call it them, a
Speaker 3: bag of swag and it was sweets and castickers and
Speaker 3: stuff like that. You call them black thunders. In England,
Speaker 3: I had an Australian boss and he brought over the
Speaker 3: concept of the black thunder. We were the first radio
Speaker 3: station UK to ever used the phrase of these blacks.
Speaker 2: I've never thought about it, but what was this black
Speaker 2: thunder actually even mean?
Speaker 3: Uh, now that's a good point. No, I've got nothing.
Speaker 9: Oh, by the way, it just it was one point
Speaker 9: one Phil Collins, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: I know we've we've let this hime for like half
Speaker 2: an hour an hour and now we should solve the
Speaker 2: black thunder riddle.
Speaker 1: By the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: My guest this morning is the the awesome Adam Hills
Speaker 3: and Hills. He's done quite a few things on my
Speaker 3: show back in the UK the last couple of years
Speaker 3: and he was the last person I saw well for
Speaker 3: I left, fled the country and give me a lot
Speaker 3: of advice. So it's nice to get you back on
Speaker 3: the show. So his book The Best Foot Forward is
Speaker 3: out now, Hamer Hall Tonight.
Speaker 9: Hole Tonight, and then we're doing a special one offer
Speaker 9: you episode is Fix and Fix.
Speaker 3: So I never saw this show until I moved here, right,
Speaker 3: And obviously there was a UK version called never Mind
Speaker 3: the Viscocks. Your version is far better.
Speaker 9: I mean we considered calling it. Never mentioned the buzz
Speaker 9: Cocks for legal reasons. Yeah, but yeah it was we
Speaker 9: kind of it was more of a quiz. It was
Speaker 9: an actual quiz, so you had to answer the questions.
Speaker 3: But with great guests, I mean, really really funny shows.
Speaker 3: One of the comedy channels here that shows it, like
Speaker 3: twenty four to seven. Yes, I've seen a lot of them,
Speaker 3: but they're all out sequence, so you will go through
Speaker 3: from almost having a mudet to a complete different hairst
Speaker 3: It's like your time traveler just within two episodes. Here
Speaker 3: I am now in two thousand and five. My parents
Speaker 3: used to play the game.
Speaker 9: They would watch the episode back every night and then
Speaker 9: they would try and guess what year it was, and
Speaker 9: then your appearance from my appearance complie, he hasn't got
Speaker 9: a wedding ring on, So that's before two thousand and nine,
Speaker 9: but he has got that weird hairstyle and I think
Speaker 9: I think it's two thousand and seven.
Speaker 3: And then at the end the credits had come up
Speaker 3: in the very last bit like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, well you'll see replay. Sometimes it looks like
Speaker 2: Hamish Blake is a child's actually straight out of place.
Speaker 3: I don't guess the work experienced kid or somewhere on
Speaker 3: there if you look carefully.
Speaker 9: There's one episode going around with sea without a wig
Speaker 9: and actually just.
Speaker 2: Your great point, yes, all right, did the face?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's see her on there. There's very Humphrey.
Speaker 3: So you must over the years of doing the show
Speaker 3: and how many episodes you you did it, you must
Speaker 3: have some stories, are he in the book of.
Speaker 9: There's a couple in the book because most of the
Speaker 9: funny things ended up on air, but there are a
Speaker 9: couple of that.
Speaker 3: There's one person I.
Speaker 9: Can't mention whose phone went off while we were recording
Speaker 9: an episode, and that happens. He picked his phone up
Speaker 9: and went hello, and we've stopped recording him it. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and I'm doing it now, or I'll see you after
Speaker 9: I'm done, all right, all right bye and hung up
Speaker 9: and we kind of made a few jokes about it,
Speaker 9: and afterwards he came up to our producer, is.
Speaker 3: That going to stay in the edit? And no, I
Speaker 3: don't know why. I'd rather it didn't. Oh why not?
Speaker 3: Why is that?
Speaker 9: And he said, because that was my girlfriend on the phone.
Speaker 9: But when it goes to air, I'm probably gonna watch
Speaker 9: it with my wife.
Speaker 3: Now we know why you can't name that, right, that's unbelief.
Speaker 9: The best were Rick Parfitt and Frances Rossi from Status
Speaker 9: Quo Awesome Man, both of them on, both of them
Speaker 9: constantly talking in rhyming slang and we had no idea
Speaker 9: what they were talking.
Speaker 3: Soon, have to put that translation up for them.
Speaker 9: We virtually did, and at one point I heard was
Speaker 9: Mith Warhurst and Michelle Laurie sitting next to Rick Parfitt,
Speaker 9: and Michelle went, oh, that's lovely, what a really nice offer.
Speaker 9: We'd love to and I turned around and went, this
Speaker 9: is before the shower, said oh, what was the offer?
Speaker 3: And she said, oh, he's asked us if we'd like
Speaker 3: to spend an afternoon on his boat.
Speaker 9: And I went, really, where's your boat? And he just
Speaker 9: grinned and looked at me and went on top of
Speaker 9: my shoulders in it, and I had to do a
Speaker 9: bit of rhyming slang and I went boat boat race face.
Speaker 9: You've just asked him to spend the afternoon on your face?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? But why on offer from status quote
Speaker 3: that it's very kind?
Speaker 9: Well, and I was determined after that to not like him.
Speaker 9: I was like, no, you don't get to say stuff
Speaker 9: like that and get away with it. And then just
Speaker 9: before we started filming the show, I went to the
Speaker 9: loo and I was standing at the urinal and again
Speaker 9: Rick Parfort walked in, stood next to me, looked at
Speaker 9: me and went, ah, this must be where all the
Speaker 9: big knobs hang out.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three special guests this morning is Adam Hills. Adam's book
Speaker 3: Best Foot Forward but a number one across the Globe
Speaker 3: is available now here in Australia and you can also
Speaker 3: catch him live tonight. So this is part stand up
Speaker 3: and also part stories. Yeah, the idea was to do
Speaker 3: it a bit too lazy to read the book. You
Speaker 3: can read it to them. It's like a bed time,
Speaker 3: It's like a bedtime story tonight. Pretty much.
Speaker 9: Pretty much, it's like what David Sadaris would do in
Speaker 9: a book, except that I'm not confident.
Speaker 3: Enough in my book, so I just he's a lousy
Speaker 3: stand up. What I fell us.
Speaker 9: Enough of you witty stories about picking up rubbish by
Speaker 9: the side of the road. It's basically I've done a
Speaker 9: few of these shows, and what ends up happening is
Speaker 9: I read a few chapters of the book and then
Speaker 9: some story. Some stories just are better if I just
Speaker 9: tell them, and so I kind of go so the
Speaker 9: first the second time I met Billy Connelly and then going,
Speaker 9: do you know what, I'll just tell you this about
Speaker 9: Yeah Connolly, and then I can do the voices, and
Speaker 9: then it's much more interesting.
Speaker 3: And so you've been over doing the rugby and then
Speaker 3: doing all this for the last four weeks. So your
Speaker 3: wife and a young family there missing the kids. They've
Speaker 3: gone back to school.
Speaker 9: But on the upside, I could have gone home last
Speaker 9: weekend to see the kids, but I chose to go
Speaker 9: see my grandfather.
Speaker 3: My grandfather turned a hundred this year. That's incredible. He
Speaker 3: still lives on his own on the south coast of
Speaker 3: New South Wales. He still drives.
Speaker 9: He's got a nineteen seventy one Holden premiere What that
Speaker 9: he oversaw the production of because he worked at Holden's.
Speaker 3: Forget the Kardashians, I want a reality show about him.
Speaker 3: I recorded stories while I was talking to this weekend.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing.
Speaker 9: So he's still you know, I'm slowing up at him.
Speaker 9: I'm slowing up my legs when I go to the shops.
Speaker 9: If I have to park too far from the supermarket,
Speaker 9: my legs hurt a little bit. Like that's his only complaint.
Speaker 9: At one hundred and I said to him, well, you know,
Speaker 9: you know you can get home delivery. You can get
Speaker 9: your supermarket shopping delivered to home.
Speaker 3: And he went, yeah, I know, but I just don't
Speaker 3: want to give up yet. At a hundred, that's not
Speaker 3: ready covered with modern technology, because obviously I've had to
Speaker 3: get my parents up to speed on Skype and Facebook.
Speaker 3: That's how we communicate now across the weak and to
Speaker 3: come with the time, the distance between us, and that's
Speaker 3: my dad will still shout into it. Think if he
Speaker 3: wasn't shouting, I wouldn't hear his words. I keep going,
Speaker 3: Dad that I can, and he leans forward like he's
Speaker 3: at a press conference, you know, into the computer micros.
Speaker 3: So I just get suthing like an eye, you know,
Speaker 3: I go, oh god, there is the giant iigon. You
Speaker 3: don't need to shout. Ten thousand miles isn't working because
Speaker 3: the volume you're putting into the laptop. So but I
Speaker 3: don't know. I feel sorry because it said. I go,
Speaker 3: I guess in sort of forty years time, what are
Speaker 3: we going to be like with with new techology? What's
Speaker 3: you one hundred old granddad? I mean, he'll look at
Speaker 3: the iPad and look at me. I can't get my head.
Speaker 3: So has he got have you got one board him?
Speaker 9: An iPad about five years ago so that I could
Speaker 9: FaceTime him and skype him from the other side of
Speaker 9: the world.
Speaker 3: How does he get on with that?
Speaker 9: I mean pretty much once a call he'll say to me,
Speaker 9: I don't know, I'll throw it out of the back fence.
Speaker 9: I've got it. I'll throw it out of the back fans.
Speaker 9: And he kept saying this time and time, I'm going
Speaker 9: to throw it out of the back fence. And then
Speaker 9: one day I just went, all right, I have to
Speaker 9: pull out the big guns. And I went, I wouldn't
Speaker 9: do that, Grandad. It cost me six hundred dollars and
Speaker 9: he went, right, okay, we're keeping it.
Speaker 3: That's the trigger, right, Well, liston. Thank you so much
Speaker 3: for coming in. It's always a joint to see you.
Speaker 9: It's been a pleasure to be honest, I'm not here
Speaker 9: promoting anything. I was here to just check that you
Speaker 9: were okay.
Speaker 3: We justify? Did my mom ask you? He says he's
Speaker 3: fine in sky? Is he really okay?
Speaker 9: I've been facetiming over the entire time we've been on.
Speaker 3: Geez fin fine, he's put okay, put that on. You
Speaker 3: don't need to yell or you really going. He's struggling
Speaker 3: and the show is tanking. He'll be back by Christmas.
Speaker 3: Don't worry, do you reckon? That's what they really want
Speaker 3: to hear. Do they really want to hear that? They'll
Speaker 3: keep going?
Speaker 2: My dad keeps going, you know, is it really going well?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: Really? Is it really going to go?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 3: What's going to happen in year's time? Though? How are
Speaker 3: you going to fill then? Of course, because there's that thing.
Speaker 9: They want you to succeed overseas, but they also want
Speaker 9: you to come home and be near them, So all.
Speaker 3: Right, my dad is coming out in the new year, right,
Speaker 3: he's coming out for three weeks and he's never been
Speaker 3: to Australia and even asked me if they have light
Speaker 3: pre he's here. I don't know. I think his crocodile
Speaker 3: Dundee was like a reality show. I don't know what.
Speaker 3: How are they feeling?
Speaker 9: Because when I brought out the English rugby team with me,
Speaker 9: the one question they all asked was do we have
Speaker 9: to check under the toilet seats for spiders?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, yeah, I still do that. You know,
Speaker 3: even this morning, putting on shoes in the house right
Speaker 3: by side here, I'm still expecting like some kind of
Speaker 3: deadly animal to leap out and get me. Do you
Speaker 3: know what?
Speaker 9: And I realized when I was writing the book that
Speaker 9: I've spent my entire life doing that as well. Shake
Speaker 9: out both shoes, make sure there's no spiders in it.
Speaker 9: One of my feet is prosthetic. I didn't need to
Speaker 9: check that shoe, So you send.
Speaker 3: The best word at COVID is if I get prosthetic
Speaker 3: feet and then I don't have to worry every morning.
Speaker 3: It's a coping strategy, all right, Right, we can catch
Speaker 3: Adam live tonight is that Haim a whole best foot forward.
Speaker 3: The book is out now, Adam Hilsey, thank you so
Speaker 3: much of coming after having have I seen when he
Speaker 3: back over at Christmas? Yes, think I've still got a job. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I mean I'll report back to your parents. Thank you
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 1: Chelsie The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 3: All right, time for this morning's out work time waster.
Speaker 3: I hope you enjoyed a hills he been on the show.
Speaker 3: Probably the nicest man in this Industry's lovely, genuinely a
Speaker 3: really really sweet guy. I know for years he is
Speaker 3: such a good guy. Well worth checking out his book
Speaker 3: as well. Today's that work time wastter. Phil Collins has
Speaker 3: become like a mascot of this show. Hopefully he knows
Speaker 3: the work I'm doing over here laying down groundwork before
Speaker 3: he comes over in February. Well, the show is now
Speaker 3: not a metric or filimeters. Yeah, it's all film measurements,
Speaker 3: the rule of Phil. So we've got more PHILM Connins
Speaker 3: tickets every single day this week at seven thirty ten
Speaker 3: weeks of tickets to start it. Today's at work time
Speaker 3: win stud There's so many texts still coming in about
Speaker 3: how many Phils games earlier, and I don't think we
Speaker 3: got entirely right, but that doesn't matter. Uh, we're doing today.
Speaker 3: Phil Movies. Put Phil Collins in a movie. I've got
Speaker 3: Mama Philler too. I just realized, Actually that sounds a
Speaker 3: lot ruder than I intended. I just thought, Mama Mia
Speaker 3: two is out. Mama Piller too. Don't google it at work.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get in fired. I've got Kill
Speaker 3: Phil Volumes one and two. Yeah, exactly. Uh, fill in
Speaker 3: Ted's Fogus Adventure and City of Phils. Very good, dude,
Speaker 3: where's my film?
Speaker 2: Good Fillers?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, Gangster team of Phil.
Speaker 2: Collins, Good Phil Hunting and Free Philly.
Speaker 3: He's somehow become in prison. We've got to release the film,
Speaker 3: all right. We're looking for your film. Conor's Movies. Put
Speaker 3: Phil in a movie. Text in now oh four seven
Speaker 3: five O three one oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: John Lennon Watching the Welles God one of four point
Speaker 3: three nine twenty Good morning, have you well? The Son
Speaker 3: is the Christian O'Connor repors show. Today's that word time waster.
Speaker 3: Put Phil connin to the movie best one. You get
Speaker 3: tickets to go and see Disney's big new movie, The
Speaker 3: Christopher Robin Movie, which comes out September thirteenth. You ready tomorrow? Yep, okay.
Speaker 3: The Phils have eyes.
Speaker 2: Right start. That's a golden Philly.
Speaker 3: Straight into the golden Villi's nickim Bruns, who at take
Speaker 3: a bow, Phil metal jacket.
Speaker 2: That's good, civil class.
Speaker 3: The Phil Monty gold or from Jaron Doreen a beauty,
Speaker 3: beautif Phil Mind, a beautif Phil.
Speaker 2: Goodnd delivered Paulie Silver.
Speaker 3: Get out of it. I was on the nose, Beautiff
Speaker 3: Phil Mind, Amanda, we're the fillers.
Speaker 2: That's a golden Philly, happy fillmore. That's good. These are
Speaker 2: great gold.
Speaker 3: They're all gold. Did this every week, drum Dog Fillionaire.
Speaker 3: That's a double joke.
Speaker 2: That's a golden filling.
Speaker 3: Plus, don't put your name on into that. That's a
Speaker 3: great one. The element, that's good.
Speaker 2: I didn't even listen to that one.
Speaker 3: The Phil Elements, the fifth element fell elements, Sad Fronz
Speaker 3: one fell over the Cuckoo's nest.
Speaker 2: That's the golden feeling plass.
Speaker 3: I'll just say the next one is why I'm laughing.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I really we're hoping that I'm
Speaker 3: going to get to interview Phil Collins. I'm not going
Speaker 3: to do an interview with him. I'm going to do
Speaker 3: these how many fills and get him to judge the
Speaker 3: drumming game we did yesterday's Do.
Speaker 2: You think we can talk about Phil Collins every show
Speaker 2: until he gets here in February?
Speaker 3: Easily? What about this then, Phil versus Predator. This is
Speaker 3: him arm with only his drumsticks on the alien's head.
Speaker 2: It's a Golden Philly to Feller Mockingbird, Golden Philly Wild.
Speaker 3: I'mbrooking Maidstone, the Godfiller, Good Philly Wonka's Chocolate Factory, Golden
Speaker 3: Philly parh My word, I think we peaked with that one.
Speaker 3: Philly Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
Speaker 2: Do you think it's that or drum Dog? I think
Speaker 2: I like Philly Wonka.
Speaker 3: I like Philly Wonker's Chocolate Factory. Okay, you get the
Speaker 3: tickets to go to Disney's new movie, Christopher Robin, which
Speaker 3: comes out in cinema September thirteenth. Great work everyone, Thanks
Speaker 3: all those texts. Very funny.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, very very excited tonight. Where we watch TV now
Speaker 3: is changing Netflix Stan doesn't matter where we get it.
Speaker 3: We get it on our computers. Now we get it
Speaker 3: on our phones Tonight, brand new TV show. Cannot wait
Speaker 3: to see this. I've only been in a couple of
Speaker 3: months and I've realized how much you are really into AFL.
Speaker 3: And obviously right now it's Fever Pitch second Round this week.
Speaker 3: And I've often thought patch that why isn't there a
Speaker 3: TV show where it's a couple of guys talking about
Speaker 3: this great game? Why why not a so for or couch?
Speaker 3: Why not on a bed or a chase launch? And
Speaker 3: then someone, an ideas guy, an organic broadcaster by the
Speaker 3: name of Jack Post, comes up with an idea and
Speaker 3: he's on Facebook Live tonight.
Speaker 2: That's right Footy on the Food Time. It's called I'll
Speaker 2: be on a Food Time with two football players, Bernie
Speaker 2: Vince from the Melbourne Demons and the nabrising star winer
Speaker 2: Jaden Stephenson.
Speaker 3: So two starts. This would be a great show.
Speaker 2: At eight o'clock. It is on Facebook Live on the
Speaker 2: AFL page. My dad keeps saying, can you say the channels?
Speaker 2: I can tell people what to watch, but it's just.
Speaker 3: The world is on Facebook. It doesn't matter if it's
Speaker 3: on a TV channel. You'll get more freedom doing this,
Speaker 3: so it's a probably life.
Speaker 2: Yes, I didn't think about that freedom. I can do
Speaker 2: whatever I want, but we'll probably just talk about footy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so tell me this then, because obviously during the
Speaker 3: show you will. During the song time zone was go
Speaker 3: and lie down on the couch. I'm here. Yeah, So
Speaker 3: on the show tonight near your bedtime eight o'clock, you've
Speaker 3: got a bet at eight thirty it's the fouton out.
Speaker 3: You've now worked out your perfect position to broadcast on
Speaker 3: lying down in beds.
Speaker 2: So they probably thought I was saying good.
Speaker 3: Night to you at the end of the show. No
Speaker 3: night Jack.
Speaker 2: This guy Don who works at the AFL who's been
Speaker 2: helping me put the show together, going.
Speaker 3: For AFL House.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's at AFL House in Docklands. They've got a
Speaker 2: TV studio there. I think he thought I was joking
Speaker 2: about the futon. I wanted us to be all three
Speaker 2: of us squished on the same futon. I'm in the middle.
Speaker 2: Bernie's on one side, Jaden on the other side, and
Speaker 2: we're lying sort of half lying down, propped up against
Speaker 2: the back. And then I would conduct an interview like that.
Speaker 2: But it's just a futon couch folded back into a couch.
Speaker 3: Listen Jack. Sometimes Elvis was born ahead of his time, Elvis,
Speaker 3: Jack Bost Fretty on the Foods on it's a showing
Speaker 3: a concept ahead of his time. If people want to
Speaker 3: watch it tonight, please watch it. Well, I'll be watching
Speaker 3: it tonight. Where do we go?
Speaker 2: Yep? Go to the AFL Facebook page eight pm tonight
Speaker 2: and comment your questions for the boys and also comment
Speaker 2: like next week we want to see a real futon.
Speaker 2: We want to see the boys lying down.
Speaker 3: We will do that, okay, So support Jack Boast tonight.
Speaker 3: Then Footy on the foot.
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Speaker 3: I was gonna let you know about the ten k
Speaker 3: this week, but the lady, the person who knows more
Speaker 3: about any of us about how the ten k works
Speaker 3: is so what do you think? Just let them know
Speaker 3: what's happened this week on the ten k?
Speaker 4: There are the chance between six am and six pm
Speaker 4: and your workplace should have Gold one oh four point
Speaker 4: three on anyway and call between six am and six
Speaker 4: pm for your chance.
Speaker 3: Do you show? I repeat, sure it with far more
Speaker 3: authority than me or Huggy or any or gambled.
Speaker 2: We better a million times now you said earlier on
Speaker 2: this now, earlier on this week you said it will
Speaker 2: go off this week, and then I saw you duck
Speaker 2: in the seas office later and though it is that right,
Speaker 2: have they brought it forward to this week because of
Speaker 2: what you said?
Speaker 3: It is this week, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: But Friday? Is that to keep you honest?
Speaker 3: Of course? When we're going to have Pats on placebook.
Speaker 2: Dad, that's never happening.
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Speaker 3: Title of today's back the show Show number sixty five,
Speaker 3: I believe is how many fills? The question is do
Speaker 3: we return again to why we've got malfoel Connors tickets
Speaker 3: with a second go. I don't feel I did it justice.
Speaker 3: I want to have another go. How many feels? Well?
Speaker 2: We've got to put the confusion to bed because we
Speaker 2: had all kinds of people texting in today about what
Speaker 2: we got wrong about how many films there will be
Speaker 2: from here to the moon.
Speaker 3: Are we having another round of how many feels? Yes,
Speaker 3: let's do an international one. We did Melbourne today, Let's
Speaker 3: go international. I won't say what kind of place about
Speaker 3: how many feels? Back tomorrow morning. Hugy's up next. Thanks
Speaker 3: for listening The
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