Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: The show that needs your help. We need your bins.
Speaker 3: We have stickers, we need your bins. We can transform
Speaker 3: them together into binboards. Why Carl and JACKIEO. You are
Speaker 3: so lucky. What a time to be able to have
Speaker 3: choice for your radio show. Do you want listen to
Speaker 3: good or do you want to listen to evil? Did
Speaker 3: you cheer on hand SONO, Leia and Luke or will
Speaker 3: you be listening to Carl and JACKIEO. The choice is yours, So,
Speaker 3: Carlin Jackio we work for the same company, which puts
Speaker 3: this in quite a tricky situation because if you've been
Speaker 3: around town recently the last two weeks, there are posters,
Speaker 3: trams all in blazon with Carl and JACKIEO that've got
Speaker 3: TV adverts. The company's spending millions on them.
Speaker 1: It means there is.
Speaker 3: No marketing money for this show. So we need your bins.
Speaker 3: Your only advertising space we're going to get is on
Speaker 3: your bins.
Speaker 2: In the year twenty twenty four, the Christian O'Connell Show
Speaker 2: is under attack. Radio insurgents have breached the city walls.
Speaker 2: Every billboard has been seized.
Speaker 1: But a rebel alliance is forming.
Speaker 2: If you have a been you ever born, you just
Speaker 2: have to call the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: All right, we have our benstickers, we need your beans.
Speaker 3: Will you join our ben rebel army? Pick your own rank.
Speaker 3: So yesterday Patsy and I went out in our local
Speaker 3: suburbs dropping them round to your homes.
Speaker 1: You can hear how we got on in a minute.
Speaker 3: Tonight we unleash them. What a chance, what a chance
Speaker 3: to get a very rare This is rare. You've got
Speaker 3: about the Olympics every four years. It's rareer than that,
Speaker 3: rareer than rare.
Speaker 1: What's rareer than rare?
Speaker 3: A personal appearance by Jack Post. He is on the road.
Speaker 3: You're on the campaign trail. Thank you for doing this.
Speaker 4: I'll be hitting suburbs from Abbotsford to Hardelberg, so North,
Speaker 4: get Fairfield, Thornberry.
Speaker 1: Spots.
Speaker 4: Tell me where you are. I will delivered stickers to
Speaker 4: your door.
Speaker 1: Now you're taking along with you.
Speaker 3: This is like a politician, you know, go around kissing
Speaker 3: baby's heads. He's got his own baby to kiss. But
Speaker 3: it's going to interrupt with the regime which needs to follow.
Speaker 3: So you're going to go out earlier.
Speaker 4: We'll be out on the streets from five point thirty.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Jack, which suburbs, So you're going to be.
Speaker 4: Going to Heidelberg, go anywhere if you're in the northeast,
Speaker 4: let me know anywhere. I'm going to regret that anywhere
Speaker 4: in the northeast that wouldn't go no further than Roseanner.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: Uh. And by the way, if you are after stickers,
Speaker 3: these are suburbs where we've not We've not sent any two.
Speaker 3: We are very weak and vulnerable in albert Park, Armadale.
Speaker 3: These are quimb posh areas I'm seeing here. Alphinton, you're
Speaker 3: going to sort out Coldfield, North Melbourne, Fairfield, can't in
Speaker 3: bran to Rak she poss Bin, Windsor, Clifton Hill, Shusdale, Kensington, Saiven,
Speaker 3: Spotswood and Williamstown. If you are there, please represent but
Speaker 3: right now cool nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 3: Will you be in from five thirty tonight in the
Speaker 3: northwest in the northeast northeast, Jack is ready.
Speaker 1: Let's book you. In Christian Connell's show podcast, when I.
Speaker 3: Was our sticker spotting last night, handing your binstickers around
Speaker 3: for the peop around South Melbourne and Bayside. I took
Speaker 3: my seventeen year old daughter. She needs to build up
Speaker 3: her driving hours at the moment. That's to take off
Speaker 3: a few hours from nighttime driving yesterday. If you're in
Speaker 3: the situation, you've been in a situation, you know, it's
Speaker 3: like it can get quite stressful in that car when
Speaker 3: you're trying to be cool and calm.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it in neutral?
Speaker 3: Shouldn't it be in park?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Neutral?
Speaker 5: Park? Neutral makes it roll back.
Speaker 1: No, neutral does not.
Speaker 5: That's refer no, neutral made it all roll forward.
Speaker 1: I am available for lessons.
Speaker 4: There is a difference between you, actually, really big difference.
Speaker 3: I went to bed last sights, god damn it, and
Speaker 3: all the two hours there some brilliant drove instruction.
Speaker 1: That's the bit that they selected to play to stay here.
Speaker 1: Let this junction just clear before you go across.
Speaker 5: But I want to go across now in case.
Speaker 1: The wait, because otherwise should be start there.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go now.
Speaker 3: Go it's okay. Just move forward so you clear their
Speaker 3: walk when you hear me going it's okay. I think
Speaker 3: it's more to myself. It's going to be a pretty
Speaker 3: christy boy. You're gonna be okay.
Speaker 4: You never want to hear the sound when you're driving,
Speaker 4: and I.
Speaker 3: Think you picked up with that accelerator rapidly getting us
Speaker 3: out of what was becoming an increasingly hot zone as well.
Speaker 3: All Right, the fight back is on. We need to
Speaker 3: protect the show. You made this show six years ago
Speaker 3: when I turned up in Australia, and now we need
Speaker 3: you to defend it with your bins.
Speaker 1: We have the stickers.
Speaker 3: It's the only billboards we have, your binboards.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: This is Private Chris, formerly Colonel Chris or South Oakley.
Speaker 3: General Lisa, my wife demoted me for not ordering the
Speaker 3: bin stickers to join the ben Army, so she called
Speaker 3: you yesterday herself to do it. I'd like to request
Speaker 3: ten stickers so I can recruit more people where we
Speaker 3: live and try to get my rank back. Please, Private Chris.
Speaker 3: Private Chris will send them out. Christian, Patsy and Jack
Speaker 3: and Won the handful of permanent residents or Port Sea.
Speaker 1: I hear what he said. I am.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to be a staff sergeant in your Bin Army.
Speaker 3: At the moment, Christian seems a bit top heavy of
Speaker 3: very senior ranks. You're right, we've only got one just
Speaker 3: sort of soldier. I think of this one soldier being
Speaker 3: bossed around by a couple of thousand generals. I would
Speaker 3: love some bin stickers down here, and our neighbors as well.
Speaker 3: Make us stand down at the pointy end of the aninsula. Yes,
Speaker 3: a very week from a naval attack. I think I
Speaker 3: actually think Carl's got a big boat.
Speaker 4: Isn't he He does? Actually, yeah, yeah, of course.
Speaker 1: That's from Michelle. Jack is hitting the road tonight.
Speaker 3: He's taking bin stickers near to you.
Speaker 1: Brett. Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 5: How are you.
Speaker 1: I'm good, Brett. So you fancy joining our rebel bin army?
Speaker 5: One hundred percent, one hundred percent behind the time.
Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Brett. What rank would you like?
Speaker 4: A sergeant?
Speaker 1: Sir, sergeant Brett, you can have that. And whereabouts are you?
Speaker 1: And what time can Jack come around tonight? I'm in Rosehannah. No,
Speaker 1: you said you'd go as.
Speaker 4: Far as that, So it's the edge of your's that's no,
Speaker 4: it's right on the edge, especially that time of nine
Speaker 4: five point thirty traffic moving out of the city. I'll
Speaker 4: see what I can do, Brett.
Speaker 1: Come on, you have to go. Why don't you go
Speaker 1: a bit earlier than and walk your way back in.
Speaker 1: I've done that.
Speaker 4: Actually, is a good idea. Come against the traffic.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'll be there one time. There, He'll be there
Speaker 1: for five.
Speaker 4: Five done, three stickers, yep, done, done.
Speaker 3: All right, Brett, he'll see you tonight at five. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, Thank you, Sergeant Brett. Lieutenant Kate, good morning.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Crew Jack.
Speaker 4: What's only a norse too far?
Speaker 5: Is ten minutes from Rosanna limits, that is what's.
Speaker 1: Ten minutes to meet Lieutenant Cake double edged sword.
Speaker 5: Guys, if you bring me more stickers, I will pat
Speaker 5: them in my suitcase and they will go to Bali.
Speaker 5: Let's go Internet.
Speaker 3: The last people we need are Aussie tour us out
Speaker 3: there getting cheap tattoos.
Speaker 4: No bogans is that's the market that we need. That's
Speaker 4: what Colin Chackio is relying on.
Speaker 5: Doesn't matter, Bali put us on the map.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about that, Lieutenant Kate. At the moment, we've
Speaker 3: got to defend album. But we're sending some of the post.
Speaker 3: Let's go to a sergeant who's this, Sergeant Memory Fred, sorry,
Speaker 3: Sergeant Major Fred, who is spani.
Speaker 5: M E J.
Speaker 3: Media that is an insult to those that serve Caitlin.
Speaker 1: That kiss got to be m E j O R.
Speaker 1: I thought it's a name. You know some of your names,
Speaker 1: measuring you know some of the names I've met here
Speaker 1: of the Sorry, his name is Fred. Sorry, sergeant Fred.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry about this confusion.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, sergeant.
Speaker 1: For your friends from Fairfield, thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Jackie, happy to go around, Sergeant Fred in Fairfield.
Speaker 4: Love to visit you in Fairfield.
Speaker 3: Man, what time wants Freddy?
Speaker 5: Whenever Jack's ready, will be here.
Speaker 4: I'll be there at six o'clock six.
Speaker 3: Perfect, listen, I know this man disexpecting at some time. Okay,
Speaker 3: it won't be six. Whenever you're expecting this guy, he
Speaker 3: ain't becoming there early or late.
Speaker 1: Won't be one of you.
Speaker 4: The same window that delivery men give you very sometime
Speaker 4: between midday and nine p yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah this year. All right, such and fair thanks for
Speaker 1: joining the rebel buton army.
Speaker 3: Thank you, General Teresa, good morning, Hello me, Teresa, Teresa.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I'm a general.
Speaker 5: Because I work at a primary school and I reckon
Speaker 5: I can recruit so many people on staff to put
Speaker 5: the stickers on their bins and I'm an Eaglemont, So Jack,
Speaker 5: will you come to Eaglemont?
Speaker 4: Perfect? Love it little Legalmont tucked away in there. We've
Speaker 4: got a friend in Yeah.
Speaker 1: Was it nice? Nice? Cozy? Little suber?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 5: It's fabulous, It's absolutely gorgeous. And I've got at least
Speaker 5: twelve bins outside my house every weekend. They're not all mine,
Speaker 5: and I just thought I could put stickers on all
Speaker 5: of them without.
Speaker 4: Asking whose fins are they?
Speaker 5: Oh? This neighbors and we've got an apartment a little
Speaker 5: and I reckon we could do it.
Speaker 1: I got an angry man for one of our listeners.
Speaker 3: Yes, it is legal to put something on somebody else's
Speaker 3: I don't know who cares.
Speaker 5: I don't read.
Speaker 3: Is it really?
Speaker 1: Hey? Tell? It would be good at the school you
Speaker 1: work out, Big school reading school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's about five hundred kids.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, do you know what the school run?
Speaker 3: Get that bin out there? Can we put one on
Speaker 3: your school bin?
Speaker 5: Well? I actually asked, I have to ask permission for that.
Speaker 5: Give I've got people that live in What's ony out
Speaker 5: who work here. I've got people in View Bank. We
Speaker 5: can we can spread the world all around.
Speaker 1: God, you know what you you know what you've got there,
Speaker 1: an epicenter. I do. I do a real super spreader,
Speaker 1: but the good curR of super spreading.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a good one, isn't it. So you give
Speaker 5: me lots of stick, as many as many as you want.
Speaker 3: Jack, All good done, eagle monts he's coming tonight sometime
Speaker 3: between R.
Speaker 2: Five and.
Speaker 4: I like the idea of a big drop off as well,
Speaker 4: because it feels like I'm getting a lot done without
Speaker 4: actually driving a lot of.
Speaker 1: The Nazis with people like you.
Speaker 5: My school's in Rosanna, so I can cover that area
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 4: Sorry, Brett, don't need to come to Roseanne.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 3: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.