WEBVTT - MIN: Daddy Cool

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to them, Christian no Connel Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Over the next couple of months, I'll be needing the

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<v Speaker 2>help of you guys to get Jack ready as really

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<v Speaker 2>as you.

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<v Speaker 1>Ever are going to be when you're about to become

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<v Speaker 1>a parent. You're never really fully ready for any of it.

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<v Speaker 1>How can you be such an amazing thing to go on?

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<v Speaker 1>And you shouldn't be either. It's all discovering it and

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<v Speaker 1>growing into it as well. However, I have started to

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<v Speaker 1>realize as I chatchy about all this, there are some

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<v Speaker 1>alarming isn't the right word, but there are some areas

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<v Speaker 1>of a lack of understanding of some of the basics.

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<v Speaker 3>Blind spots, blind spots.

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<v Speaker 2>Blind spots, And I just need to know where are

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<v Speaker 2>you on the graph of how much do you know

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<v Speaker 2>about babies and baby life and what you're going to

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<v Speaker 2>be going into come next year?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So I put together quiz here seven questions. They're

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<v Speaker 1>not tricky, all right, They're just very basic.

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<v Speaker 2>Seven questions here about babies and babies and pregnancy terms.

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<v Speaker 4>Keeping in mind, I've still got five months till the

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<v Speaker 4>baby comes, so plenty of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyone else hear that cop out? Bear in mind, all right?

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<v Speaker 1>So this quiz is called daddy cold or are you

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<v Speaker 1>a daddy fauld?

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<v Speaker 3>Daddy cool?

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<v Speaker 1>Daddy? All right? First question, when a laboring woman's water breaks, Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that means when the babies get ready to come. After

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<v Speaker 1>the line, the fluid released is called what is the

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<v Speaker 1>fluid release called wow? Oh? No, it is not called wow.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not It's not a trick question? Is that it's

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<v Speaker 3>not water?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even need to do any more questions? Do

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<v Speaker 1>I arrest my case when I said alarming? I now

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<v Speaker 1>are actually gonna go to a lower It's not a

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<v Speaker 1>trick question. It's like a rock.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>The birth fluid, No, it's not good, brother, it's called

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<v Speaker 1>amniotic fluid.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh that's hard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's you know, it's a pregnancy term.

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<v Speaker 2>And actually there is some sigence involved in babies being

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<v Speaker 2>made and born.

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<v Speaker 1>Stone start throwing it. What are you a flat earther?

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<v Speaker 1>The store will deliver my boy? Sorry? No, wrong one? Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Question number two, Daddy can or daddy faul? Will your

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<v Speaker 2>newborn baby have knee caps?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think they do when they're born.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby is not born without kneecaps. We have to buy

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<v Speaker 2>them and fit them yourself. When they're one year old.

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<v Speaker 2>When breastfeeding a brand new mum produces a highly nutritious

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<v Speaker 2>substance for her baby before the milk arrives.

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<v Speaker 1>What is that called? Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, is this the first feed? Because I know the

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<v Speaker 4>first feed is very important? Oh yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>the name of it though.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's not. Do you want to have a guess?

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<v Speaker 1>Not done any reading up this? That?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>The nutrient forget it flew colostrum holosterol.

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<v Speaker 3>That does sound familiar?

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<v Speaker 1>It does, doesn't it. Now I've just told you the answer, probably.

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<v Speaker 3>By how many do I have to get right to be?

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping for five out of seven? One? Just

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<v Speaker 1>a random fact about kneecaps.

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<v Speaker 2>On average, how much does it cost to raise a

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<v Speaker 2>baby from birth to eighteen years of age?

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<v Speaker 1>How much do you think it costs?

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<v Speaker 3>Heaps?

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<v Speaker 1>Hepes, heapes heaps technical term there again another science one

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<v Speaker 1>heaps one hundred grand, no shoes to the kid, They're no, jack,

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<v Speaker 1>You're not getting shoes. Or three hundred and fifty five thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, is actually impressed me?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess one hundred, but you reckon.

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<v Speaker 1>You can shave off about seventy percent?

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<v Speaker 4>Can you because by eighteen, I guess that's almost like

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<v Speaker 4>five grand a year.

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<v Speaker 2>That does tell your son would be the kid at school? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>who's not seeing any TV? We don't have a TV.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't have a TV.

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<v Speaker 3>Just go to the lost and fount to get a uniform?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 2>Three more questions? How many times a day does the

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<v Speaker 2>average newborn eat? How many feet will not require ten

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<v Speaker 2>times a day?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa, he's got one daddy call?

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<v Speaker 3>That shocked me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. What is the standard advice on how long after childbirth?

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<v Speaker 1>It's good that we talk about this, man to man

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<v Speaker 1>before you start bothering the anchor with this. Should you

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<v Speaker 1>wait to try and have sex again?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah, didn't know there was a time limit on it.

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<v Speaker 4>But I guess you don't jump right in straight away?

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<v Speaker 1>Not right not right away? No, they really don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not a woman, but I hope I speak for

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<v Speaker 1>other when it's definitely not right away.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I'll give you half a boyfriend, not right

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<v Speaker 3>three days to a week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, two and a half years.

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<v Speaker 3>It's good try because you could have a baby again.

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<v Speaker 1>To say six weeks, six weeks. And finally, I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>know this this depressed me and I'm not even a

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<v Speaker 1>dad to babies anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>On average, how many hours a day will a newborn

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<v Speaker 2>baby cry?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you know, I'm hoping to get one of the

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<v Speaker 4>ones that doesn't cry that much.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good luck with that. We all have those hopes,

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<v Speaker 1>and the universe goes, You'll have this one maybe a quarter.

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<v Speaker 1>So six hours a day, six hours a day. If

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<v Speaker 1>your baby scribes, it's no day. Get it to a hospital,

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<v Speaker 1>don't come into work. Six hours that's normal. Oh, I

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<v Speaker 1>now realized.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should stop the radio show for the

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<v Speaker 2>next five months and you and I go to a

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<v Speaker 2>cabin somewhere and get into this.

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<v Speaker 1>Those two hours. Oh wow, just did not.

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<v Speaker 3>Go am I daddy core?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Somewhere in between Christian no Connell's show podcasts