Speaker 1: Welcome to them, Christian no Connel Show podcast.
Speaker 2: Over the next couple of months, I'll be needing the
Speaker 2: help of you guys to get Jack ready as really
Speaker 2: as you.
Speaker 1: Ever are going to be when you're about to become
Speaker 1: a parent. You're never really fully ready for any of it.
Speaker 1: How can you be such an amazing thing to go on?
Speaker 1: And you shouldn't be either. It's all discovering it and
Speaker 1: growing into it as well. However, I have started to
Speaker 1: realize as I chatchy about all this, there are some
Speaker 1: alarming isn't the right word, but there are some areas
Speaker 1: of a lack of understanding of some of the basics.
Speaker 3: Blind spots, blind spots.
Speaker 2: Blind spots, And I just need to know where are
Speaker 2: you on the graph of how much do you know
Speaker 2: about babies and baby life and what you're going to
Speaker 2: be going into come next year?
Speaker 1: Okay, So I put together quiz here seven questions. They're
Speaker 1: not tricky, all right, They're just very basic.
Speaker 2: Seven questions here about babies and babies and pregnancy terms.
Speaker 4: Keeping in mind, I've still got five months till the
Speaker 4: baby comes, so plenty of time.
Speaker 1: Anyone else hear that cop out? Bear in mind, all right?
Speaker 1: So this quiz is called daddy cold or are you
Speaker 1: a daddy fauld?
Speaker 3: Daddy cool?
Speaker 1: Daddy? All right? First question, when a laboring woman's water breaks, Yes,
Speaker 1: that means when the babies get ready to come. After
Speaker 1: the line, the fluid released is called what is the
Speaker 1: fluid release called wow? Oh? No, it is not called wow.
Speaker 3: It's not It's not a trick question? Is that it's
Speaker 3: not water?
Speaker 1: I don't even need to do any more questions? Do
Speaker 1: I arrest my case when I said alarming? I now
Speaker 1: are actually gonna go to a lower It's not a
Speaker 1: trick question. It's like a rock.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: The birth fluid, No, it's not good, brother, it's called
Speaker 1: amniotic fluid.
Speaker 3: Oh that's hard.
Speaker 1: No, it's you know, it's a pregnancy term.
Speaker 2: And actually there is some sigence involved in babies being
Speaker 2: made and born.
Speaker 1: Stone start throwing it. What are you a flat earther?
Speaker 1: The store will deliver my boy? Sorry? No, wrong one? Okay?
Speaker 2: Question number two, Daddy can or daddy faul? Will your
Speaker 2: newborn baby have knee caps?
Speaker 3: I don't think they do when they're born.
Speaker 2: Baby is not born without kneecaps. We have to buy
Speaker 2: them and fit them yourself. When they're one year old.
Speaker 2: When breastfeeding a brand new mum produces a highly nutritious
Speaker 2: substance for her baby before the milk arrives.
Speaker 1: What is that called? Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes, is this the first feed? Because I know the
Speaker 4: first feed is very important? Oh yeah, I don't know
Speaker 4: the name of it though.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not. Do you want to have a guess?
Speaker 1: Not done any reading up this? That?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: The nutrient forget it flew colostrum holosterol.
Speaker 3: That does sound familiar?
Speaker 1: It does, doesn't it. Now I've just told you the answer, probably.
Speaker 3: By how many do I have to get right to be?
Speaker 1: I was hoping for five out of seven? One? Just
Speaker 1: a random fact about kneecaps.
Speaker 2: On average, how much does it cost to raise a
Speaker 2: baby from birth to eighteen years of age?
Speaker 1: How much do you think it costs?
Speaker 3: Heaps?
Speaker 1: Hepes, heapes heaps technical term there again another science one
Speaker 1: heaps one hundred grand, no shoes to the kid, They're no, jack,
Speaker 1: You're not getting shoes. Or three hundred and fifty five thousand.
Speaker 3: Wow, is actually impressed me?
Speaker 1: That is a lot of money.
Speaker 3: I guess one hundred, but you reckon.
Speaker 1: You can shave off about seventy percent?
Speaker 4: Can you because by eighteen, I guess that's almost like
Speaker 4: five grand a year.
Speaker 2: That does tell your son would be the kid at school? Like,
Speaker 2: who's not seeing any TV? We don't have a TV.
Speaker 2: Don't have a TV.
Speaker 3: Just go to the lost and fount to get a uniform?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Three more questions? How many times a day does the
Speaker 2: average newborn eat? How many feet will not require ten
Speaker 2: times a day?
Speaker 1: Whoa, he's got one daddy call?
Speaker 3: That shocked me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. What is the standard advice on how long after childbirth?
Speaker 1: It's good that we talk about this, man to man
Speaker 1: before you start bothering the anchor with this. Should you
Speaker 1: wait to try and have sex again?
Speaker 4: Ah, didn't know there was a time limit on it.
Speaker 4: But I guess you don't jump right in straight away?
Speaker 1: Not right not right away? No, they really don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not a woman, but I hope I speak for
Speaker 1: other when it's definitely not right away.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'll give you half a boyfriend, not right
Speaker 3: three days to a week.
Speaker 1: No, two and a half years.
Speaker 3: It's good try because you could have a baby again.
Speaker 1: To say six weeks, six weeks. And finally, I didn't
Speaker 1: know this this depressed me and I'm not even a
Speaker 1: dad to babies anymore.
Speaker 2: On average, how many hours a day will a newborn
Speaker 2: baby cry?
Speaker 4: Well, you know, I'm hoping to get one of the
Speaker 4: ones that doesn't cry that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck with that. We all have those hopes,
Speaker 1: and the universe goes, You'll have this one maybe a quarter.
Speaker 1: So six hours a day, six hours a day. If
Speaker 1: your baby scribes, it's no day. Get it to a hospital,
Speaker 1: don't come into work. Six hours that's normal. Oh, I
Speaker 1: now realized.
Speaker 2: I think we should stop the radio show for the
Speaker 2: next five months and you and I go to a
Speaker 2: cabin somewhere and get into this.
Speaker 1: Those two hours. Oh wow, just did not.
Speaker 3: Go am I daddy core?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Somewhere in between Christian no Connell's show podcasts