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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: Mini.

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Speaker 1: There is a mystery going on in my house right now,

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Speaker 1: my partner Mim. Two mornings in a row, she's woken

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Speaker 1: up and something's happened to her during the night, or

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Speaker 1: she wakes up with evidence to suggest that something that's happened.

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Speaker 1: Now we have no idea how to her. Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: now I am being deliberately cryptic here. I've got my partner, Mim,

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Speaker 1: who's on the phone as well. Good amm, how are

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Speaker 1: we This is very exciting. We're going to figure out

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Speaker 1: what's going on with you during the night. Okay, So

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Speaker 1: how a Mimi? You don't know what happens either, No, No.

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Speaker 2: It's it's a mystery, and I actually don't understand how

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Speaker 2: it's happening. And that's not a joke.

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Speaker 1: That's why it's genuine mystery, genuine Agga the Christie mystery.

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Speaker 1: So so, mimy, I've got a few women who have

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Speaker 1: caught up here and we're going to see if it's

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Speaker 1: also happened to them, and then hopefully we can put

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Speaker 1: this mystery to bed. Mind the pun, because it.

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Speaker 2: We get that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, fair enough's to Killy here, now, Killy the thing

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Speaker 1: that's happening. Is that my partner, Mim, who's on the

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Speaker 1: phone as well, I've got any more questions for her.

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Speaker 1: She wakes up and she's got toothpaste on the underside

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Speaker 1: of her left breast. Hmmm. Has that ever happened to

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Speaker 1: you where you've just woken up and you've got toothpaste

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Speaker 1: on the underside of one boob?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: All the time, you're kidding. Actually, yeah, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What do you know how it gets there?

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Speaker 2: I have no idea to get lost?

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, a genuine phenomenon.

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Speaker 2: She's giving you a run around? Is giving you a

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Speaker 2: run around?

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Speaker 1: She's no, I'm serious. Well, let's go to Monique. Let's

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Speaker 1: go to Monique here, Monique, do you ever wake up

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Speaker 1: with toothpaste on the underside of your left boob? On

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Speaker 1: the underside of my left.

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Speaker 2: I think maybe one?

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Speaker 1: How do you think it happened? I think I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm actually maybe just brushing your teeth and it's on

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Speaker 2: your face and you roll over and.

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Speaker 1: How does the underside of your boob get to your face?

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Speaker 2: My teeth with my clothes on? Surprisingly, So, yeah, no,

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Speaker 2: that's true.

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Speaker 1: That that's actually an important details so, mamby your clothes

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Speaker 1: when you brush your teeth.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and clothes in bed, and.

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Speaker 1: Then clothes in bed, and then she wakes up and

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Speaker 1: she's got dried toothpaste? How ofven does this happen?

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Speaker 2: Mem two days in a row. But it's it's a

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Speaker 2: sick amount, like, it's not just a small it's like

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Speaker 2: a it's half a tube sort of situation.

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Speaker 1: Half a tube. Yeah, it's totally wild. Are you one

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Speaker 1: hundred percent sure it's toothpaste? Well? I tasted this morning.

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Speaker 1: I had to know because I wasn't sick, it wasn't gross.

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Speaker 1: We we genuinely were concerned you would get there. I

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Speaker 1: knew were You're a smart guy, am I? Well you

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Speaker 1: seem to be a smart guy. Yeah, Well, how do

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Speaker 1: you think, honestly toothpaste is Somehow it's only under one boob,

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Speaker 1: isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Min Yeah, well, my mom. I spoke to my mom

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Speaker 2: and he googled it. Apparently people rub toothpaste on their

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Speaker 2: breasts to make them grow. But I don't know. That

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Speaker 2: seems a bit like I wouldn't do that, considering I've

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Speaker 2: got a gorgeous set of double d so Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 1: More of the Boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 2: You know you want to