WEBVTT - MINI: Matty J COMPLETELY threw Laura under the bus 🚌

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<v Speaker 1>Take your mind back, Britt Laura to last week when Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>you told us a story. You went to visit a

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<v Speaker 1>friend's house that was under construction. They very kindly let

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<v Speaker 1>you look through the home. Your husband, Mattie Jay who

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<v Speaker 1>in love, did a poo in the toilet. You realize

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<v Speaker 1>that the plumbing was disconnected, so it was a dry

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<v Speaker 1>turd in a non functioning toilet.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm wondering why we're talking about it again.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you would have thought that we talked about it enough,

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<v Speaker 3>but apparently not. So that night I made Matt so

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<v Speaker 3>call our friends. I also then our friends were like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>well he needs to email the builder because they were

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<v Speaker 3>like horrified that maybe the builder would think that they'd

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<v Speaker 3>done the poo in the toilet. And so I was

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<v Speaker 3>sitting across from him, Matt was writing an email to

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<v Speaker 3>the builder to apologize for doing a stinking turd and

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<v Speaker 3>not being able to flush it. Now, the very next day,

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<v Speaker 3>after telling it on radio and all of us having

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<v Speaker 3>a little laugh and being like, ha haha, my silly husband,

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<v Speaker 3>Matt called me and he had this to tell me.

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<v Speaker 4>So, you know how you would have the.

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<v Speaker 2>Pool in the toilet, don't you?

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<v Speaker 3>Dare tell me you did a story saying I did

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<v Speaker 3>the ship.

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<v Speaker 2>I did not do that.

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<v Speaker 4>I said that. I'm sorry my wife untunately used the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 3>You did not. Yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 4>But the good news that they take fine, it's not

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<v Speaker 4>a problem. They could turn the water back on.

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<v Speaker 3>And I will plush it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're so mean, that's pretty funny. I am so off it.

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<v Speaker 2>I am so unbelievably offish. Oh, come on, give it

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<v Speaker 2>a break. That's funny. You are known for your shocking

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<v Speaker 2>bown movie to talk about them.

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<v Speaker 3>I know I am, and I know I do, but

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<v Speaker 3>I will not be accused of being the one to

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<v Speaker 3>have done that absolute horror.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I wanted you to confront him live on air,

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<v Speaker 1>so joining his name, Australian sweetheart ex bachelor Maddie Jay

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<v Speaker 1>joins us. Welcome to the show, Matt Good, prank, Maddie good, Frank,

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<v Speaker 1>I hate you.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you, Thank you, guys of my best work.

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<v Speaker 2>I must say, well played, well played.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to clarify, was it actually a prank and you

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<v Speaker 3>didn't blame it on Laura or did you blame it

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<v Speaker 3>on Laura and then realize you're in trouble?

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<v Speaker 2>So I said it was a prank.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, no, no, no, I said it was Laura,

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<v Speaker 4>and I'm copying any repercussions on the chin if it

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<v Speaker 4>is worth it. I'm definitely not gonna go back now

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<v Speaker 4>on my claims. Th Rold Keith the Bilder.

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<v Speaker 2>What did the builders say? I am so embarrassed. No, Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>what was the response? Map you like, it's Laura from

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<v Speaker 2>the Pickup?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, everyone knows that you have to supervise children, especially

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<v Speaker 4>when you're giving them punishment, and I'm no different. And

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<v Speaker 4>whilst I was running an email, Laura got distracted. She

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<v Speaker 4>looked elsewhere. So then I thought to myself, stuff it.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm not going to accept fault here, and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>dear Keith, it's Matt Johnson here. You may know me

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<v Speaker 4>from The Bachelor. Recently my wife Laura, who you may

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<v Speaker 4>know from a radio show called The Pickup, were at

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<v Speaker 4>the renovations. Must say, the house is looking fantastic, impressive work.

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<v Speaker 4>There just happens to be a small chance that Laura

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<v Speaker 4>and myself had a lovely lunch of Mexican burritos extra

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<v Speaker 4>spicy follow by a coffee. There's a very small chance.

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<v Speaker 4>My wife then went to the downstairs toilet to relieve

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<v Speaker 4>herself of an enormous pooh. Unfortunately, after the pool was taken,

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<v Speaker 4>we realized that the plumbing was turned off. Look, Keith,

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to apologize on behalf of my wife. She

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<v Speaker 4>does not normally like this. Keeps up the gatwork, Mike

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<v Speaker 4>Love Maddy J.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you know how to construct an email? I'll give

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<v Speaker 2>you that. What did he write back?

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<v Speaker 4>Did you hear anything he said? Really appreciate the update.

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<v Speaker 4>I let the guys know we would have gotten away

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<v Speaker 4>with this. We didn't have to tell anyone. No one

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<v Speaker 4>would have known. Some poor apprentice would have gotten fired.

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<v Speaker 4>It wouldn't have been on us, and it was fine.

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<v Speaker 4>You're the one. Your honesty has gotten you into trouble said,

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<v Speaker 4>this is on you. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Part of me like is like dirty about it, But

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<v Speaker 3>the other part of me thinks like, well done because

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<v Speaker 3>I would have done the same.

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<v Speaker 2>Definitely are dirty.

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<v Speaker 4>We're invited on the block.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks, Maddie is Maddie J. Everyone what Australia's sweetheart.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that once upon a time he was chosen

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<v Speaker 3>to be the Batterlan like he was the most eligible

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<v Speaker 3>man in this country and Channel ten was like that

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<v Speaker 3>guy bring back the good old days.

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<v Speaker 4>I know,