Speaker 1: Take your mind back, Britt Laura to last week when Laura,
Speaker 1: you told us a story. You went to visit a
Speaker 1: friend's house that was under construction. They very kindly let
Speaker 1: you look through the home. Your husband, Mattie Jay who
Speaker 1: in love, did a poo in the toilet. You realize
Speaker 1: that the plumbing was disconnected, so it was a dry
Speaker 1: turd in a non functioning toilet.
Speaker 2: But I'm wondering why we're talking about it again.
Speaker 3: Well, you would have thought that we talked about it enough,
Speaker 3: but apparently not. So that night I made Matt so
Speaker 3: call our friends. I also then our friends were like, Okay,
Speaker 3: well he needs to email the builder because they were
Speaker 3: like horrified that maybe the builder would think that they'd
Speaker 3: done the poo in the toilet. And so I was
Speaker 3: sitting across from him, Matt was writing an email to
Speaker 3: the builder to apologize for doing a stinking turd and
Speaker 3: not being able to flush it. Now, the very next day,
Speaker 3: after telling it on radio and all of us having
Speaker 3: a little laugh and being like, ha haha, my silly husband,
Speaker 3: Matt called me and he had this to tell me.
Speaker 4: So, you know how you would have the.
Speaker 2: Pool in the toilet, don't you?
Speaker 3: Dare tell me you did a story saying I did
Speaker 3: the ship.
Speaker 2: I did not do that.
Speaker 4: I said that. I'm sorry my wife untunately used the bathroom.
Speaker 3: You did not. Yeah, I did.
Speaker 4: But the good news that they take fine, it's not
Speaker 4: a problem. They could turn the water back on.
Speaker 3: And I will plush it.
Speaker 2: You're so mean, that's pretty funny. I am so off it.
Speaker 2: I am so unbelievably offish. Oh, come on, give it
Speaker 2: a break. That's funny. You are known for your shocking
Speaker 2: bown movie to talk about them.
Speaker 3: I know I am, and I know I do, but
Speaker 3: I will not be accused of being the one to
Speaker 3: have done that absolute horror.
Speaker 1: Well, I wanted you to confront him live on air,
Speaker 1: so joining his name, Australian sweetheart ex bachelor Maddie Jay
Speaker 1: joins us. Welcome to the show, Matt Good, prank, Maddie good, Frank,
Speaker 1: I hate you.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Thank you, guys of my best work.
Speaker 2: I must say, well played, well played.
Speaker 3: Just to clarify, was it actually a prank and you
Speaker 3: didn't blame it on Laura or did you blame it
Speaker 3: on Laura and then realize you're in trouble?
Speaker 2: So I said it was a prank.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, no, I said it was Laura,
Speaker 4: and I'm copying any repercussions on the chin if it
Speaker 4: is worth it. I'm definitely not gonna go back now
Speaker 4: on my claims. Th Rold Keith the Bilder.
Speaker 2: What did the builders say? I am so embarrassed. No, Laura,
Speaker 2: what was the response? Map you like, it's Laura from
Speaker 2: the Pickup?
Speaker 4: Well, everyone knows that you have to supervise children, especially
Speaker 4: when you're giving them punishment, and I'm no different. And
Speaker 4: whilst I was running an email, Laura got distracted. She
Speaker 4: looked elsewhere. So then I thought to myself, stuff it.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to accept fault here, and I said,
Speaker 4: dear Keith, it's Matt Johnson here. You may know me
Speaker 4: from The Bachelor. Recently my wife Laura, who you may
Speaker 4: know from a radio show called The Pickup, were at
Speaker 4: the renovations. Must say, the house is looking fantastic, impressive work.
Speaker 4: There just happens to be a small chance that Laura
Speaker 4: and myself had a lovely lunch of Mexican burritos extra
Speaker 4: spicy follow by a coffee. There's a very small chance.
Speaker 4: My wife then went to the downstairs toilet to relieve
Speaker 4: herself of an enormous pooh. Unfortunately, after the pool was taken,
Speaker 4: we realized that the plumbing was turned off. Look, Keith,
Speaker 4: I'd like to apologize on behalf of my wife. She
Speaker 4: does not normally like this. Keeps up the gatwork, Mike
Speaker 4: Love Maddy J.
Speaker 2: Do you know how to construct an email? I'll give
Speaker 2: you that. What did he write back?
Speaker 4: Did you hear anything he said? Really appreciate the update.
Speaker 4: I let the guys know we would have gotten away
Speaker 4: with this. We didn't have to tell anyone. No one
Speaker 4: would have known. Some poor apprentice would have gotten fired.
Speaker 4: It wouldn't have been on us, and it was fine.
Speaker 4: You're the one. Your honesty has gotten you into trouble said,
Speaker 4: this is on you. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Part of me like is like dirty about it, But
Speaker 3: the other part of me thinks like, well done because
Speaker 3: I would have done the same.
Speaker 2: Definitely are dirty.
Speaker 4: We're invited on the block.
Speaker 2: Thanks, Maddie is Maddie J. Everyone what Australia's sweetheart.
Speaker 3: I believe that once upon a time he was chosen
Speaker 3: to be the Batterlan like he was the most eligible
Speaker 3: man in this country and Channel ten was like that
Speaker 3: guy bring back the good old days.
Speaker 4: I know,