Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast, Jack Funny managed to get rid
Speaker 1: of his you on gum tree to some sucker. Sorry
Speaker 1: lucky lucky new owner some of some of these gum
Speaker 1: trees amazing, isn't it. And there's an advert here someone's
Speaker 1: looking for some help in Collingwood. Nighttime watcher required thirty
Speaker 1: dollars per hour negotiable. I'm looking for somebody to sit
Speaker 1: in my room at night and watch over me as
Speaker 1: I sleep. Recently, I've had a lot of trouble sleeping,
Speaker 1: and I think it'd be comforting if I knew somebody
Speaker 1: was there.
Speaker 2: Oh please, is not real.
Speaker 3: Lease let me see what you look at.
Speaker 1: That the shift tires all vary and I'm really looking
Speaker 1: for a rotating roster of one or two permanent staff.
Speaker 1: I was thinking that the ideal candidate will be able
Speaker 1: to cover three nights between the hours of eleven PM
Speaker 1: to six am. You can, of course use my bathroom,
Speaker 1: but only after two hours after I fall asleep, to
Speaker 1: sure that I won't suddenly wake up to find the
Speaker 1: room empty.
Speaker 2: Please. I love when people put this at the end
Speaker 2: of these adverts. Please no time waste.
Speaker 1: When it was that like you know, you need to
Speaker 1: put that Otherwise, if you don't have it there, you're
Speaker 1: very much down for time wasters. Please, and we always
Speaker 1: say that on the show.
Speaker 2: Don't we tune in? But please no time wasters? Ok?
Speaker 1: No, what about that? You're not in the bedroom, just
Speaker 1: sat in a chair read your book watching it. Are
Speaker 1: you out out in the lounge or something?
Speaker 3: Is there a security guard type role to make sure
Speaker 3: there's no in Truly.
Speaker 1: I think it's someone who just wants the comfort of
Speaker 1: another human being being there when they fall asleep. This
Speaker 1: is another great one, Toady. It's our first mention of
Speaker 1: Tody for a new year on this show. Tody Circle
Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five impersonator exclusively portraying the Toadfish look at
Speaker 1: the peak of his powers. In ninety five, Greg will
Speaker 1: come to your party dressed as Toady to chat about
Speaker 1: plot lines and diss the dirt on Ramsey Street Stars
Speaker 1: eighty five dollars an hour.
Speaker 2: The actual Toady you do it for like an agy, I.
Speaker 3: Think we need to find a reason to use that
Speaker 3: impersonator by the end of the year.
Speaker 2: Man toad Man.
Speaker 1: When you see toad Man, you call it.
Speaker 2: What about this?
Speaker 1: This is another one from gumtry The Briefcase of Mystery.
Speaker 1: Agatha Christie's story The Briefcase of Mystery. It's a picture
Speaker 1: of a really old, naked looking you know, there's old
Speaker 1: fashioned briefcases that are really fat, like a concertina.
Speaker 2: But they've got the old double lots.
Speaker 1: I don't know the code for the left lock, but
Speaker 1: enough tries you'll figure it out. Thirty dollars negotiable.
Speaker 3: Seriously, there could be anything in there. I think we
Speaker 3: buy that and try and open it on the show. Yeah, yes, coming,
Speaker 3: surely we can spare that.
Speaker 1: By the way, we're talking about passwords. You still not
Speaker 1: create your bitcoin?
Speaker 3: Have you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: No? Did you read the story last week about the
Speaker 1: guy who has two hundred and twenty million dollars worth
Speaker 1: of bitcoin but can't remember the password. Same situation as you.
Speaker 3: Everybody can stop sending it to me on Instagram and
Speaker 3: Twitter as well.
Speaker 2: I know keep sending it to him every day.
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