1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:06,720 Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell's show podcast, Jack Funny managed to get rid 2 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: of his you on gum tree to some sucker. Sorry 3 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:13,120 Speaker 1: lucky lucky new owner some of some of these gum 4 00:00:13,160 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 1: trees amazing, isn't it. And there's an advert here someone's 5 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:22,439 Speaker 1: looking for some help in Collingwood. Nighttime watcher required thirty 6 00:00:22,560 --> 00:00:25,280 Speaker 1: dollars per hour negotiable. I'm looking for somebody to sit 7 00:00:25,280 --> 00:00:26,920 Speaker 1: in my room at night and watch over me as 8 00:00:26,920 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 1: I sleep. Recently, I've had a lot of trouble sleeping, 9 00:00:29,320 --> 00:00:31,520 Speaker 1: and I think it'd be comforting if I knew somebody 10 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:31,960 Speaker 1: was there. 11 00:00:32,280 --> 00:00:33,600 Speaker 2: Oh please, is not real. 12 00:00:33,760 --> 00:00:35,519 Speaker 3: Lease let me see what you look at. 13 00:00:35,479 --> 00:00:37,720 Speaker 1: That the shift tires all vary and I'm really looking 14 00:00:37,760 --> 00:00:40,960 Speaker 1: for a rotating roster of one or two permanent staff. 15 00:00:41,280 --> 00:00:43,159 Speaker 1: I was thinking that the ideal candidate will be able 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:46,000 Speaker 1: to cover three nights between the hours of eleven PM 17 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,760 Speaker 1: to six am. You can, of course use my bathroom, 18 00:00:48,800 --> 00:00:50,960 Speaker 1: but only after two hours after I fall asleep, to 19 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,080 Speaker 1: sure that I won't suddenly wake up to find the 20 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:53,680 Speaker 1: room empty. 21 00:00:54,200 --> 00:00:55,800 Speaker 2: Please. I love when people put this at the end 22 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:58,760 Speaker 2: of these adverts. Please no time waste. 23 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,040 Speaker 1: When it was that like you know, you need to 24 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,880 Speaker 1: put that Otherwise, if you don't have it there, you're 25 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:07,839 Speaker 1: very much down for time wasters. Please, and we always 26 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:08,559 Speaker 1: say that on the show. 27 00:01:08,640 --> 00:01:11,520 Speaker 2: Don't we tune in? But please no time wasters? Ok? 28 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:16,160 Speaker 1: No, what about that? You're not in the bedroom, just 29 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:17,960 Speaker 1: sat in a chair read your book watching it. Are 30 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,680 Speaker 1: you out out in the lounge or something? 31 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:21,680 Speaker 3: Is there a security guard type role to make sure 32 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,800 Speaker 3: there's no in Truly. 33 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,480 Speaker 1: I think it's someone who just wants the comfort of 34 00:01:24,480 --> 00:01:28,319 Speaker 1: another human being being there when they fall asleep. This 35 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 1: is another great one, Toady. It's our first mention of 36 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:34,679 Speaker 1: Tody for a new year on this show. Tody Circle 37 00:01:34,880 --> 00:01:39,880 Speaker 1: nineteen ninety five impersonator exclusively portraying the Toadfish look at 38 00:01:39,880 --> 00:01:42,440 Speaker 1: the peak of his powers. In ninety five, Greg will 39 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,959 Speaker 1: come to your party dressed as Toady to chat about 40 00:01:46,000 --> 00:01:50,040 Speaker 1: plot lines and diss the dirt on Ramsey Street Stars 41 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,760 Speaker 1: eighty five dollars an hour. 42 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:54,360 Speaker 2: The actual Toady you do it for like an agy, I. 43 00:01:54,320 --> 00:01:58,200 Speaker 3: Think we need to find a reason to use that 44 00:01:58,320 --> 00:01:59,840 Speaker 3: impersonator by the end of the year. 45 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:01,800 Speaker 2: Man toad Man. 46 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:06,240 Speaker 1: When you see toad Man, you call it. 47 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:07,720 Speaker 2: What about this? 48 00:02:09,160 --> 00:02:12,840 Speaker 1: This is another one from gumtry The Briefcase of Mystery. 49 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 1: Agatha Christie's story The Briefcase of Mystery. It's a picture 50 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,880 Speaker 1: of a really old, naked looking you know, there's old 51 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:23,679 Speaker 1: fashioned briefcases that are really fat, like a concertina. 52 00:02:23,760 --> 00:02:25,040 Speaker 2: But they've got the old double lots. 53 00:02:25,880 --> 00:02:27,960 Speaker 1: I don't know the code for the left lock, but 54 00:02:28,240 --> 00:02:32,119 Speaker 1: enough tries you'll figure it out. Thirty dollars negotiable. 55 00:02:32,200 --> 00:02:34,440 Speaker 3: Seriously, there could be anything in there. I think we 56 00:02:34,520 --> 00:02:38,960 Speaker 3: buy that and try and open it on the show. Yeah, yes, coming, 57 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,040 Speaker 3: surely we can spare that. 58 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:42,480 Speaker 1: By the way, we're talking about passwords. You still not 59 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:43,200 Speaker 1: create your bitcoin? 60 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 3: Have you? 61 00:02:43,639 --> 00:02:43,799 Speaker 1: No? 62 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:44,800 Speaker 3: Oh my god? 63 00:02:44,919 --> 00:02:46,800 Speaker 1: No? Did you read the story last week about the 64 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:49,720 Speaker 1: guy who has two hundred and twenty million dollars worth 65 00:02:49,919 --> 00:02:53,120 Speaker 1: of bitcoin but can't remember the password. Same situation as you. 66 00:02:53,280 --> 00:02:55,480 Speaker 3: Everybody can stop sending it to me on Instagram and 67 00:02:55,520 --> 00:02:56,240 Speaker 3: Twitter as well. 68 00:02:56,320 --> 00:02:58,200 Speaker 2: I know keep sending it to him every day. 69 00:03:00,520 --> 00:03:04,040 Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast