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Speaker 2: Pay good after that? Everyone, It is all Will and

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Speaker 2: what are we are broadcasting live from wood his front

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Speaker 2: porch here as we have been for the last few weeks.

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Speaker 2: Are we getting sick of each other?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Does the show go on?

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Speaker 1: Of course?

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Speaker 3: I thought we're getting along swimmingly.

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Speaker 2: You walked out before with a wolf head, a rubber

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Speaker 2: wolf head over your head and said, do you think

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Speaker 2: that people will call me the mongoose online today?

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Speaker 1: Like? Yeah, and I have to deal with that constantly.

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Speaker 3: It cost me seventeen dollars.

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Speaker 1: You also don't have a microwave, and you'll get up

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Speaker 1: way too early.

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Speaker 3: Well by your own microwave.

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Speaker 1: It's your house mate.

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Speaker 3: We did you have this shout out here? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: probably fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Hey, a wrong word, wrong place is going to be

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Speaker 2: happening a little bit later on this hour, so everyone

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Speaker 2: can look forward to that five hundred bucks at five o'clock.

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Speaker 2: Plus find out which celebrities who used to be in

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Speaker 2: a relationships so their ex partners have found themselves weirdly

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Speaker 2: in isolation together over the last little while. I'll tell

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Speaker 2: you up next famous ex couple and they've just oh

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Speaker 2: my god, what we found ourselves in isolation together? Oh

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Speaker 4: You ask me, that's a white lord guess Richard Gere

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Speaker 4: Julia Roberts incorrect?

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Speaker 1: Were they ever together?

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Speaker 3: Don't have but run away bride the chemistry? Am I right?

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Speaker 5: It was.

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Speaker 2: Now five?

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Speaker 1: I'd love to hear from you, guys, please join the conversation.

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Speaker 2: I want to try and find the worst isolation set

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Speaker 2: up that somebody has ended up with, Like who did you?

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Speaker 1: What ISO set up did you get stuck with? So

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Speaker 3: Thinking, what do you think? Some of the hypotheticals are

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Speaker 2: Well, so for example, for example, Bruce Willis is in

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Speaker 2: the news because he's ended up in isolation with his

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Speaker 2: I don't know how it happened, Like did he just

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Speaker 3: That's about a much funnier circumstance.

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Speaker 4: Although I would assume they share a daughter rumor name's rumor.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just her name's rumor.

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Speaker 4: And I'm assuming that they were like, well, we both

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Speaker 3: We can both spend time.

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Speaker 4: Of course, it doesn't take away from the fact that

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Speaker 1: That it'd be a shocker.

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Speaker 4: I mean, would you want to be stuck in a

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't mind. I wouldn't mind.

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Speaker 2: What about you?

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Speaker 1: Would you be?

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Speaker 3: I think we'd get along a right move on? What

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Speaker 1: Because I was thinking the other one.

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Speaker 2: I had a friend of mine the other day who

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not necessarily a bad setup, But

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Speaker 1: You maybe maybe I was thinking before.

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Speaker 2: Imagine you know, when you do renovations in your house

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Speaker 1: To hear from you.

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Speaker 3: You take the care podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now we're talking about worst isolation setups right now. And

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Speaker 2: I'm not talking about like what structure you're living in.

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Speaker 1: That you have had to lock down with.

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Speaker 2: Because Bruce Willis is in lockdown with his ex wife

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Speaker 2: Demi Moore.

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Speaker 5: He became.

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Speaker 2: Which you know, if I can think of worse things

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Speaker 3: If she was your ex, then it gets harden.

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Speaker 1: I'd make an exception.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Now we've got an anonymous caller who's called Blood

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Speaker 2: I love this, Anonymous caller.

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Speaker 1: You're living with your ex?

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Speaker 6: Yes, I am Wow.

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Speaker 3: How did that happen? Anonymous? Oh?

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Speaker 7: Look at it stand over like a few weeks, you know,

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Speaker 7: and then it's filling was crunch time last week, and

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Speaker 7: so now we've just been shut down in the same

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Speaker 7: house together.

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Speaker 5: To kill one another.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, your different beds, I mean, is one on

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Speaker 7: We've been able to split the house. Huh?

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Speaker 3: But really, who got the kitchen there? Who got the

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Speaker 3: kitchen in the negotiations.

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Speaker 7: Separate time fifty fifty?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not like I got a kitchen a bathroom,

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Speaker 1: a great negotiation.

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Speaker 4: I don't mean to pry here, Anonymous, But was it?

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Speaker 4: Was it a pretty nasty break up?

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Speaker 5: Oh it's all right.

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Speaker 3: I'm okay, but yeah, okay, okay.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, a bit random.

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Speaker 7: I don't know if you can pop that though. I

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Speaker 7: don't know if you're going to have any callers that

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Speaker 1: No, that's pretty boddy good.

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Speaker 2: We've got April that's called on six y five thanks

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Speaker 2: to your caller, Anonymous, living with your ex for six

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Speaker 2: works one on one one.

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Speaker 6: Can you beat it?

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Speaker 1: April?

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Speaker 2: If you've got a worst isolation set up.

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Speaker 8: I am going to beat anonymous. I bet she'll want to.

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Speaker 8: She'll be happy with her setup when she finds out

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Speaker 8: that my best friends separated from her husband. So she

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Speaker 8: moved in with me, and then right as isolation started,

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Speaker 8: she started hitting on my whole.

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Speaker 8: On him getting sending text messages.

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Speaker 4: Sorry, so it's text messages, so like, so I'm not

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Speaker 8: Yeah, there's pictures and there's lots of words that aren't

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Speaker 1: What if you set them down though?

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Speaker 2: Way for all of you just going that, right, guys,

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Speaker 2: I know what's going on here.

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Speaker 9: Yeah I have.

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Speaker 8: And I said to her that I'm a better person

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Speaker 8: I'm just going to keep an eye on off.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, But how's your husband dealing with all this

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Speaker 3: What's he doing?

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Speaker 8: He came to me and told me about it, which

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the right thing to do from him, so

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Speaker 4: so so well, can I just pull this apart?

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Speaker 2: So, just just to remind everyone, your best mate broke

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Speaker 2: up with her husband, You opened her with loving arms?

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Speaker 2: How long until she was sexting your husband after she

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Speaker 8: Very quickly, very quickly.

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Speaker 10: Rebound.

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Speaker 3: You don't need a rebound.

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Speaker 2: It's a fair goal, not rebound on the husband of

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but it'll just be a rebound, it'll just be

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Speaker 2: And when you say watching, when you say watching your husband, April, like,

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Speaker 7: We don't.

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Speaker 8: We don't share costody of the room. So I walk

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Speaker 3: He's under constant surveillance.

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Speaker 1: I like, and I break their podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now we're talking right now about necessary jobs.

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Speaker 1: What's deemed a necessary job?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure, essential?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's an essential service. Big question mark over

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Speaker 4: I know there have been a few outspoken escorts who

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Speaker 2: There's actually a van, a camper van that one particular

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Speaker 2: sex worker is using just to go from place to

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Speaker 2: place so that people don't have to leave quarantine for

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: In the UK, she's actually been quoted saying she is

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Speaker 4: as important as doctors and nurses. Yeah, and she's doing

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Speaker 4: a tour, so she actually is.

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Speaker 2: It might be a purely medicinal route. I mean, who knows,

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Speaker 2: it might be great for your dopamine levels.

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Speaker 3: Okay, you know sure, let's get a doctor on.

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Speaker 1: Well, let's get a jigglo on with that.

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Speaker 5: Who women pay me to give them pleasure?

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Speaker 1: Calling in right now? Cameron Cox is a jiggalow.

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Speaker 2: He is also the CEO of Sex Workers Outreach Project

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Speaker 2: or SWAP, which is all about getting sex works out

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Speaker 2: to all the people out there as an essential service.

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Speaker 1: Cameron joins on the phone.

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Speaker 6: Right now, good I Catherin, Yeah, Hi, how are you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for joining us, no problem.

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Speaker 4: Can you shed some light on how COVID nineteen and

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Speaker 4: how isolation has impacted ther your industry.

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Speaker 6: It hasn't made it easy. It hasn't made it easy

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Speaker 6: for anyone, of course, for somebody who does you know,

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Speaker 6: close contact work. It's meant a whole rejigging of a

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Speaker 6: lot of things so that some of it can still work.

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Speaker 6: There's can work, and there's some distance work, and yeah, lots.

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Speaker 3: Of stuff it can work distance work.

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Speaker 4: So does that mean there are still appointments going on

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Speaker 4: where the client would remain one point five meters away

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Speaker 4: from the from.

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Speaker 1: The No, No, he's not talking about that.

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Speaker 3: You're not talking about that, Cameron.

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Speaker 1: No, he's talking about camera work.

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Speaker 6: From one and a half meters away from someone. I'm

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Speaker 6: in a public place, and if I'm HEARDing sex in

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Speaker 1: Pretty interesting stuff. Cameron. Can you talk us through a

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeahs who are yes of course.

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Speaker 3: I'm amazing. Thank you so much for joining us.

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Speaker 2: Yeah really really that, Chad Kevin. Where can people get

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Speaker 6: We're on Facebook It's what sex Works out Breage Project

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I'm not sure whether you're I just heard Cameron.

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Speaker 4: I mean I'm interested, I'm say to the guy.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you can contact me through there as well my

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Speaker 3: I mean it sounds like you're talking to me now,

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Speaker 2: Now we're in isolation together, we're live from Wood's front porch,

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Speaker 4: Questions something I've always wanted to.

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Speaker 1: Ask, They always wanted to ask you Woods, you're kicking

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Speaker 3: Who is your?

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Speaker 1: I can't believe I've never asked you this.

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Speaker 2: Number one Australian Celebrity Hall Pass number one.

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Speaker 2: Because she came into the studio and she's been up

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Speaker 3: It's not my real name, it's her. It's her.

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Speaker 3: I don't know why.

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Speaker 3: I've never met.

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Speaker 4: Oh look out, I'm one almost thirty two, and she's

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Speaker 2: We'd love to hear from you right now, thirty and

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Speaker 1: It's pretty simple stuff.

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Speaker 2: If you need a bit of explaining, we figured that

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Speaker 7: I went to the butcher, Yeah, and I had just

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Speaker 8: I wanted two killers of breast chicken.

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Speaker 7: I ended up ordering two killers of breast milk.

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Speaker 2: So that's all after guys, you put the wrong word

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Speaker 1: I say, will you say? Scrodon the wrong place?

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Speaker 3: How have you put the wrong word in the wrong place?

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Speaker 3: If you've done it?

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Speaker 4: Thirteen one oh six five is a number we got.

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Speaker 4: Chloe here, Chloe, you've done it.

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Speaker 8: When I was five, my momad me to go downstairs

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Speaker 9: I had no idea what that was, so I went

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Speaker 9: to the counter and up the for stin milk.

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Speaker 3: Oh, that's r milk.

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Speaker 1: So ran, we've got L L L E even here.

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Speaker 1: How are you mate?

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Speaker 9: I'm good? How are you well?

456
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Speaker 1: We're enjoying ourselves. You put the wrong word in the

457
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Speaker 1: wrong place.

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Speaker 9: I certainly did. I was walking to the bathroom with

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Speaker 9: a colleague at work and where I work at a

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Speaker 9: very small bathroom and there are a lot of women,

461
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Speaker 9: so we're very close to each other. And I thought

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Speaker 9: i'd break the ice, and I said, oh, like, do

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Speaker 9: you want a sword fight?

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Speaker 4: Like?

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Speaker 9: I know girls can't fight, but you know, just to

466
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Speaker 9: break the ice. It's yeah, yeah, yeah, just like do

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Speaker 9: you want a sword fight? That I accidentally said, do

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Speaker 9: you want to see stuff?

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Speaker 3: Very different?

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Speaker 4: Very's go to Maddie. Now, Maddie, you've put the wrong

471
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Speaker 4: word in the wrong place.

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Speaker 10: My brother did actually when we were about he was

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Speaker 10: probably five, We were getting Chinese for dinner. My parents

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Speaker 10: were asking out what we wanted to order, and he

475
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Speaker 10: wanted to order some one times, obviously, and he asked

476
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Speaker 10: my parents if they could get him some conducts.

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Speaker 1: This is Will and Wood.

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Speaker 2: Shake it afternoon, everyone, Will and Body. If you got

479
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Speaker 2: to get out of your car.

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Speaker 1: We keep telling this. iHeartRadio. Download the app.

481
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,400
Speaker 2: You can stream us in your home, on your smart speaker,

482
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:07,199
Speaker 2: in your headphones. However you want to listen to us.

483
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Speaker 2: We know that traditionally you'd normally be on the road, guys,

484
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Speaker 2: but you've got to jump out. That's the place to

485
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Speaker 2: get us. Every Day Live show forty or six from

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Speaker 2: Woody's front porch. That's where the show is happening. And

487
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Speaker 2: we've still got every day five hundred dollars to give

488
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Speaker 2: away at five o'clock.

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Speaker 1: Arelliusesius toys.

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Speaker 4: Today we've got Julian playing Julian. The rules are simple.

491
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Speaker 4: There's thirty seconds on the clock. You've got to get

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Speaker 4: ten questions right. You can pass any question and we

493
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Speaker 4: have to take your first answer first.

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Speaker 3: Julian, speed is the key. How we feel him?

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not confident?

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Speaker 3: Not good? Well talk to me, Julian. Why at you

497
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Speaker 3: comfort to mate? Australia's easy as quiz.

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Speaker 6: Oh that's good to go then.

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Speaker 4: Fair enough, Julian over to you will wrap me up there, Julian,

500
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Speaker 4: you've got somewhere to be, mate, Dan.

501
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Speaker 3: Questions that.

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Speaker 2: Come on the show come on the show anytime. Thirty

503
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Speaker 2: seconds on the clock made. You've got ten questions to

504
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Speaker 2: try and get yourself to five hundred dollars are ready

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Speaker 2: to go?

506
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:15,520
Speaker 3: Let's look all right?

507
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Speaker 1: What number comes before? Ninety nine?

508
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:19,400
Speaker 9: Ninety eight?

509
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Speaker 2: Peanut butter is made from what peanuts?

510
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:24,160
Speaker 1: What sound is a kangaroo?

511
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Speaker 6: Make?

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Speaker 9: Oh good?

513
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Speaker 1: But who had the hit single Shake It Off? Taylor

514
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Speaker 1: Swift what's your mother's star sign.

515
00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:34,160
Speaker 11: Cancer?

516
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:38,160
Speaker 2: Who's the phrase PM Scott Morrison?

517
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Speaker 1: How many Big Max? Didya yesterday?

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Speaker 5: None?

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Speaker 1: Who has the catchphrase? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: But do.

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Speaker 6: Shit? Scooby?

522
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Speaker 1: What's the fifth letter of the alphabet.

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Speaker 2: Me?

524
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Speaker 3: Are we allowing e? Are we allowing e?

525
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Speaker 1: Yeah? We're allowing e. But you know as well as

526
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Speaker 1: that he's not going to get him.

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Speaker 3: They still haven't got there. You still have go there, Julian,

528
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Speaker 3: and you love well, you don't be up before. So

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Speaker 3: I'll go through the ones you got wrong.

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Speaker 6: Julian.

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Speaker 3: You actually did really well. Jillian did really well.

532
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Speaker 4: The one you passed on there, what sounders a kangaroo?

533
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Speaker 4: Make will does a perfect kangaroo? It sounds like this.

534
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Speaker 5: I was gonna have a crack of bao, just like Skippy.

535
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Speaker 4: You know, Skippy the bush Kangaroo. Yeah, and the only

536
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Speaker 4: other one you got wrong was number eight. Who has

537
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Speaker 4: the catchphrase yabadabado?

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Speaker 3: Your answer is sh shit? Scooby at Fred Flintstone.

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Speaker 2: After yes, Julian, Hey mate, enjoy your isolation. Pleasure to

540
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Speaker 2: have you on the show. As I said, always welcome

541
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Speaker 2: back to can Woody. I enjoyed that of the rest

542
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Speaker 2: of the audience, We're going to keep being moving though, guys,

543
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Speaker 2: because right up next to your brand new Sam Smith

544
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Speaker 2: and dim Levado right now, and Isolation Games are happening,

545
00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:54,840
Speaker 2: Woody is going to be branded branded by Metal a

546
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Speaker 2: piping hot Metal Fork not necessarily will up.

547
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Speaker 1: Next podcasting now it's.

548
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Speaker 4: Iolation Games, today's isolation game.

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Speaker 3: The branding game. Yeah, how does this work?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 3: Question?

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Speaker 1: Will?

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Speaker 4: Basically, I think my knowledge of brand jingles is undisputed.

554
00:25:23,200 --> 00:25:24,199
Speaker 4: I'm incredible at it.

555
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Speaker 1: It's definitely disputed because I've never heard you say this before.

556
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Speaker 4: It's a secret talent of mine. I don't I don't

557
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Speaker 4: feel the need to boast. People don't need to boast

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Speaker 4: about things they're actually good at. So the way that's

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Speaker 4: gonna work is, are.

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Speaker 2: You okay, Well you just defeated that saying because you

561
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Speaker 2: were boasting about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, damn got me. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: So the way this works is you guys are involved.

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Speaker 4: Thirteen one oh six five. You guys call the show

565
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Speaker 4: and you just start humming a business jingle, a brand's jingle. Okay,

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Speaker 4: you hum along with it. Then I try and guess

567
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Speaker 4: what the brand is. If I don't know the brand,

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Speaker 4: if I don't get the brand, yeah, I will then

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Speaker 4: brand myself. And by brand myself, I literally meant that

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Speaker 4: I've got a lighter here, I'm gonna light of fork

571
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Speaker 4: and then I will brand my arm in punishment.

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Speaker 1: Is this save?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've actually I've done it. I've done it before.

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Speaker 3: I actually just did a test before as well. Really hurt.

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Speaker 2: But so you're just branding me to come around today.

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Speaker 2: You're just.

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Speaker 4: That's that's show prep. Well, that's what I call show prep.

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Speaker 4: Ok So that's how it's gonna work. But again I'm

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Speaker 4: not wait to.

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Speaker 1: Can we give every an example, just so they know

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Speaker 1: what they're dealing with.

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Speaker 3: Give me, give me, give me, humm, a jingle?

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Speaker 1: Will so I'll hum a jingle. Now let me think,

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Speaker 1: and then if you get it wrong, you have to

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Speaker 1: brand yourself.

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Speaker 3: No, well no, this is a practice.

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Speaker 2: R this is the practicere Okay, you shouldn't have to. Okay,

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Speaker 2: here we go, So thirty one and six five. If

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Speaker 2: you want to hum the jingles, hummer jingle. So for example,

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Speaker 2: m m.

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Speaker 3: Luber bill it is good, very good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, easy, I will be I'm defeated. I will be undefeated.

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Speaker 4: No one's getting branded today.

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Speaker 1: Guys, you're not undefeated.

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Speaker 2: You will brand yourself with a sizzling hot, red hot fork.

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Speaker 3: Outrageous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's light him up people.

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Speaker 1: Six five.

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Speaker 2: If you want to play the branding game involving Woody

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Speaker 2: getting branded by a piping hot metal fork, give us

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Speaker 2: a call or chuck us, or follow on Instagram. We're

602
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Speaker 2: streaming live there on Will and Woody as of now,

603
00:27:25,320 --> 00:27:29,359
Speaker 2: so come and say gooday podcasting now follow us on

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00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 2: Instagram right now, people, because Woody is going to be

605
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Speaker 2: branding himself well, branding himself with a white hot fork

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Speaker 2: in a brand new branding isolation game Isolation Games.

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Speaker 4: So sorry, say, I don't think I will be branding

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Speaker 4: myself because I have a chance to save myself. I

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Speaker 4: think my knowledge of brand jingles is phenomenal. So listeners

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Speaker 4: are coming on board right now called on thirteen one

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Speaker 4: oh sixty five.

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Speaker 3: They are going to hum a jingle.

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Speaker 4: If I don't get the brand right, then I brand myself.

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Speaker 1: But like I said, where are you going to be

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Speaker 1: branding yourself?

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Speaker 2: I've seen you have a scar from our very for

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Speaker 2: our demo we did a demo, our first ever radio demo.

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Speaker 2: I branded you with a fork. Yeah, if you still

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Speaker 2: have the scar on your hand from that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I have two scars from nine and a half

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Speaker 3: years ago.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: So where are you going to be scarring yourself today?

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Speaker 4: I'm choosing to This is mainly out of practicality, but

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Speaker 4: I'm choosing to scar myself on the shoulder.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so you know, shouldering it.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to go like on the nipples or

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Speaker 1: something a little bit creative.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not going to niles.

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Speaker 6: Okay.

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Speaker 1: So the way this works, guys, I said, it's live

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Speaker 1: on Instagram with them.

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Speaker 2: What do we get out to everybody who's joined us online?

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Speaker 2: I really hope people get a kick out of this

635
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Speaker 2: because you put yourself through a lot of a lot

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Speaker 2: of pain for people's entertainment, your.

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Speaker 3: Bloody hope, so.

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Speaker 1: I mean desperate times. So the way this is going

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Speaker 1: to work, We're going to kick it off.

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Speaker 2: With Zach Hi, Zach, get out boys, Zach. You're gonna

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Speaker 2: hum a jingle if what he guesses the jingle of

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Speaker 2: what he doesn't guess the jingle, I should say, he

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Speaker 2: has to brand himself with a FORX. So let's kick

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Speaker 2: it off with your brand jingle.

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Speaker 5: So here we go, all right, here you go?

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00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:32,840
Speaker 4: H O, whizz is it is it the shampoo company Decoray, no,

647
00:29:34,880 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 4: damn it.

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Speaker 1: He's gonna go to get what is it? What was it?

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Speaker 3: What was it?

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00:29:39,880 --> 00:29:45,520
Speaker 4: Oh, that's an easy one to go first up branding.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I've been lighting the fork though the whole time.

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00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: He's looking hot.

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00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,560
Speaker 1: It is glowing red now And.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god that he is so hectic that he's

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Speaker 2: like pushing up that he's great.

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Speaker 3: Yourself, much more than expected. Did you need the sizzle?

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00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:11,080
Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Mate, that was wild?

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Speaker 2: Okay Instagram live Will and Woody. That is hectic, mate,

660
00:30:18,280 --> 00:30:20,800
Speaker 2: That is like some prison stuff that is wild.

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, one more.

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Speaker 1: We're gonna do another round of calls.

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Speaker 3: Man, no no.

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Speaker 2: Live on Instagram. Yes, welcome to the branding game. You've

665
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Speaker 2: got a brand jingle for Woody.

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Speaker 3: Yeah okay, yeah, okay, hopefully it's an easy one.

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Speaker 10: And can I can I just say Woody like normally

668
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Speaker 10: we're not going don this kind of self harm?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's not self harm, that's self tickling.

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Speaker 3: It's it's yeah's not too hectic.

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Speaker 4: And you know, I'm just trying to entertain people because

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Speaker 4: you know, tough times now and we can't do my

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Speaker 4: because we're ain selation, but just go on with your jingle.

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Speaker 5: Hey guys, oh you're the best.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, oh my god. Something to my time.

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Speaker 5: Okay, see me.

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Speaker 1: I want to help you through this. I don't want

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Speaker 1: you to get brandley in.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, can you go one more time? Jes please?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 10: Sure?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I think I.

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Speaker 3: Don't know.

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Speaker 1: I know, we don't know.

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Speaker 5: I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: That's what is it?

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Speaker 5: What is it?

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00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 6: Cream?

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00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 5: What I was cream?

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00:31:51,520 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 6: Home?

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00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:52,400
Speaker 1: Ice cream?

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00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:58,120
Speaker 3: What is horm ice cream? That we're going? We're going here,

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Speaker 3: we go?

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Speaker 1: Oh no, he's it's wild Now what we could be done?

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00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:11,640
Speaker 2: Let's go to I want to go to all come

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00:32:11,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 2: back on the other side. We'll take one more branding

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Speaker 2: call live and Instagram.

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00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 1: They are Welts, they are genuine wels. This is wild

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Speaker 1: stuff live from what he's porch. He's branding himself. Welcome

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Speaker 1: to Isolation.

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Speaker 11: Gamesasting now Isolation games, Isolation games Now.

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00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:37,640
Speaker 2: This is this is wild today. This is probably the

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00:32:37,640 --> 00:32:41,200
Speaker 2: first isolation game. Ran thinking to myself, you're an idiot,

704
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:42,760
Speaker 2: but you're an idiot.

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Speaker 4: We may have crossed the line in in pursuit of entertainment,

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00:32:47,560 --> 00:32:49,520
Speaker 4: and we are trying to entertain though you know it's

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00:32:49,520 --> 00:32:51,400
Speaker 4: obviously very important to us that we are entertaining people

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00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:53,320
Speaker 4: during these during these tough times.

709
00:32:53,320 --> 00:32:54,880
Speaker 3: So the game is this, it's the branding game.

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00:32:54,920 --> 00:32:58,600
Speaker 4: Yes, I am branding myself, but it's because a lot

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Speaker 4: of laughs from bikes going fast.

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00:33:00,240 --> 00:33:01,080
Speaker 3: It is humorous.

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Speaker 4: So basically, I think my knowledge of brand jingles is

714
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Speaker 4: very very good. So people are coming on the show

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Speaker 4: right now, thirteen one o sixty five. They are humming

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00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 4: a brand jingle and I'm trying to guess the brand

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Speaker 4: now far I'm zero from.

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Speaker 2: Two, zero from two, and I have an absolute stitch

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Speaker 2: up jewel branding Home ice Cream, yeah against that company.

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Speaker 3: Obviously, no, we just didn't know it well.

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Speaker 2: So we've got our final call ofwards. You're prepared to

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00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 2: take one more call? Do you want to start heating.

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Speaker 4: The I'm going to brand my leg this time though,

724
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,800
Speaker 4: because I can't feel my left arm anymore.

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Speaker 2: Okay, don't do this at home, kids, Yeah yeah, oh yeah,

726
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:35,479
Speaker 2: do not do this.

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00:33:35,520 --> 00:33:37,280
Speaker 3: Do not do this. This is this is very is

728
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Speaker 3: two thirty year.

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00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:39,960
Speaker 2: Old men with too much time in the hands. We've

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Speaker 2: got Marco. Hey, Marco, Hi, how old are you?

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Speaker 1: Marco? I'm mine You're nine?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, Marco, let's do this mate. You

733
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Speaker 2: know the deal. You sing a jingle and if Wood

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Speaker 2: he doesn't guess what the brand jingle is, then we'll

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Speaker 2: probably hang up on you and get your parents to

736
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Speaker 2: keep be away from Instagram because this is turning it,

737
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,000
Speaker 2: turning it into the mess and m business.

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Speaker 1: All right, Marco hit us with the brand jiggle.

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Speaker 3: I think I know what.

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Speaker 5: Is that?

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Speaker 12: So Mark, go on my time there, mate, No, no, no,

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Speaker 12: I thought I was good at I'm clearly not good

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Speaker 12: have been.

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Speaker 1: I thought I think that's a song. I don't know

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Speaker 1: what that is. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 3: I'm so sorry, Marco. I don't know what it is.

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Speaker 5: Mate.

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00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:49,960
Speaker 4: It's it's Boo.

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Speaker 1: Boo nine year old concert with Boop.

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Speaker 3: Here we go. I'm branding. I'm branding. I'm going for

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Speaker 3: on Instagram. Thank god.

752
00:35:05,080 --> 00:35:08,680
Speaker 1: All right, we're going to go to the jav Oh wow, wait.

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Speaker 3: I assowiation games.

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00:35:15,560 --> 00:35:18,880
Speaker 1: Podcasting. Now interesting stuff today.

755
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Speaker 2: Apparently human trials in the UK have begun for a

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Speaker 2: COVID nineteen vaccine.

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Speaker 3: Great to hear, that is that is really good to hear?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I agree, wonderful to hear.

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Speaker 4: I'm obviously at a great stage if they're getting ready

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Speaker 4: for human trials.

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Speaker 1: Oh you think so, wouldn't you?

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Speaker 3: Definitely?

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Speaker 1: Well, I see said.

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Speaker 2: I just don't think at any stage I would be

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Speaker 2: willing to put my hand up and say, yeah, you

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Speaker 2: can inject me with a lethal virus.

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Speaker 3: Because you'd be worried about dying. M Yeah, classic, yeah,

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Speaker 3: classic concern.

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Speaker 1: Concern obviously that I would be won about.

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Speaker 2: I would assume, and maybe more more the fear of

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00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:04,120
Speaker 2: needles than Yeah, that is true virus itself.

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Speaker 3: That is very true.

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Speaker 4: But I would assume that if a doctor or any

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Speaker 4: sort of scientist was injecting me with anything, I would

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Speaker 4: make the assumption that I am undiable and I'm invincible.

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Speaker 1: You invincible?

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00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:18,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, And the Essendon Football Club from a few years

778
00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: ago in the AFL would run the same argument, right

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00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:24,839
Speaker 2: AFL reference. Thanks very much, But I think you're wrong.

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Speaker 2: I think that's the whole point with all these medical

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00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:29,800
Speaker 2: trials and stuff. You sign a waiver and you're essentially

782
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Speaker 2: just saying like, obviously things are going to go wrong

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Speaker 2: here and go wrong here.

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Speaker 3: So but how much cash?

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Speaker 4: Because that's obviously the incentive there, then, isn't it These

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Speaker 4: people are getting.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was going to ask.

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00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 2: That's actually what I was going to ask you is

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Speaker 2: take money aside, money aside, because I think that's boring.

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00:36:46,239 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: We can just sit here and quote figures at each other.

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00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,880
Speaker 2: Okay, what would it take you to get injected with

792
00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:53,239
Speaker 2: COVID nineteen right now?

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00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,880
Speaker 3: So I can't ask for money.

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Speaker 1: Can't ask for money. It's the government. Keep in mind,

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00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,680
Speaker 1: is the government as well?

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00:37:00,080 --> 00:37:00,840
Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure?

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00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 4: Or if they could somehow arrange for me a year's

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00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:10,919
Speaker 4: supply of Nando's done for I've gone too low. I've

799
00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 4: gone too low, a lifetime, a lifetime supply.

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00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:15,160
Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: I would hope that these people who are putting themselves

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00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:20,400
Speaker 2: on the front line here and realize that they've got

803
00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:22,120
Speaker 2: the government by the balls.

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00:37:21,800 --> 00:37:24,640
Speaker 1: And then they're shooting. I'd be shooting for secrets. I'd

805
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:26,359
Speaker 1: be going the National Secrets shot.

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00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 5: JFK.

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00:37:27,800 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 2: Australia's doing trials. I want to know the deal with

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00:37:30,160 --> 00:37:33,040
Speaker 2: Howard Hold. Was it a UFI?

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00:37:33,560 --> 00:37:35,920
Speaker 4: I want full access to Area fifty one. Are they

810
00:37:36,080 --> 00:37:37,719
Speaker 4: UFOs and that sort of gear?

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00:37:38,800 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 2: I'm allowed if you're going to inject me with the virus.

812
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:44,759
Speaker 2: I'm allowed to go to Kirabilly House once a year

813
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:45,840
Speaker 2: and just have a rave.

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00:37:45,760 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 3: There that that's an idea now, yeah.

815
00:37:48,719 --> 00:37:51,600
Speaker 1: And inject me. But I could die here, so the

816
00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:52,400
Speaker 1: price is high.

817
00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:55,080
Speaker 4: Yeah great, and and scomo or you know if our

818
00:37:55,160 --> 00:37:57,319
Speaker 4: prime minister, if you were making the negotiation with him,

819
00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:00,160
Speaker 4: he'd be seen as a bad prime minister if he up,

820
00:38:00,160 --> 00:38:03,400
Speaker 4: because you know this is this is important.

821
00:38:02,239 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 1: For put my body on the line.

822
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 3: He just want one party.

823
00:38:05,080 --> 00:38:07,520
Speaker 1: All I want is one crack. I just want to

824
00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:10,200
Speaker 1: be able to fall asleep at your desk one night.

825
00:38:10,520 --> 00:38:13,640
Speaker 4: Huge, And i'd want him to shampoo my head just

826
00:38:13,680 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 4: I just want to throw that in there at the party.

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Speaker 2: I'm also appreciated if you wax for.

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00:38:21,600 --> 00:38:22,520
Speaker 1: My whole body.

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00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 4: Yeah.

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00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: The only part about it as well is like I

831
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:28,279
Speaker 1: was thinking, if you do.

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00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:31,160
Speaker 3: Die, So if you do this, you're rocking up.

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00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:33,000
Speaker 2: The COVID nineteen. You're like, yeah, I signed my waiver.

834
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Speaker 2: I don't know, like you'd want everything taken care.

835
00:38:36,880 --> 00:38:39,799
Speaker 3: Of, as in like what your family and stuff. Yeah,

836
00:38:40,600 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: oh no, yeah, of course I'm not.

837
00:38:41,960 --> 00:38:44,799
Speaker 2: Going to get injected by somebody to possibly die from

838
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:45,800
Speaker 2: a deadly virus.

839
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:47,400
Speaker 1: I just don't know. I don't know.

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00:38:47,640 --> 00:38:50,080
Speaker 4: I'd want to get rattles, Yeah, I want I'd want

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00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:51,719
Speaker 4: to guarantee that I die as a hero, so like

842
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:53,680
Speaker 4: so like i'd want to.

843
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,920
Speaker 3: I'd want to guarantee.

844
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:56,839
Speaker 2: Through that.

845
00:38:58,320 --> 00:39:00,200
Speaker 1: Bronze statue in Canbra.

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00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:03,040
Speaker 3: That now we're talking about.

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