WEBVTT - #83 Are you a Folder,  a Scruncher or a Raveller?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say one thing?

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<v Speaker 2>If I say noll, you'd not do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I went upstairs to your bedroom just now. I may

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<v Speaker 1>have snooped around.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you sniff Monday's?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely? Also, whilst I was mid sniff, I looked at

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<v Speaker 1>your bed and notice that it's very big. What size

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<v Speaker 1>is that?

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<v Speaker 2>That is a super king.

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<v Speaker 1>That must be delightful.

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<v Speaker 2>It is good. It's nice to sleep in a different postcode.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you the left are your left side?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm closest to the window closes an intruder.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that when you're having sex, do you normally favor

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<v Speaker 1>the left side? Middle or where do you end up?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm asexual. Actually that is.

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<v Speaker 1>Not true at all.

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<v Speaker 2>You're an absolute I am not.

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<v Speaker 1>I can smell your erection from here.

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<v Speaker 2>That and you probably should see a doctor about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie.

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<v Speaker 2>J and I am Ash.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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<v Speaker 1>the good, it is.

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<v Speaker 2>The bad and the related.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you've come wanting any type of advice, any crumb,

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<v Speaker 1>any slither, stay clear. We don't give it, never will,

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<v Speaker 1>never have, never intend to.

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<v Speaker 2>Must leave that generic statement at the front just in case.

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<v Speaker 1>So where do we begin?

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<v Speaker 2>Where do we again? Before we begin, we just want

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<v Speaker 2>to acknowledge Stonewood. And I was drinking of stone and

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<v Speaker 2>Wood on tap at the airport yesterday. And we always

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<v Speaker 2>talk about best places for a beer. Airport beer.

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<v Speaker 1>It's top shelf.

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<v Speaker 2>It's up there with shower beer.

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<v Speaker 1>What time, Ash, Because you had a very early flight,

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<v Speaker 1>did you have a morning beer? I?

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I was tempted, but I did have a big

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<v Speaker 2>day ahead of me essay, So no, I did have

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<v Speaker 2>one on the way back, as like a little you've

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<v Speaker 2>finished the day today, you're on your way home, commuting home,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, I had a nice Pacific ail on tap

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<v Speaker 2>by yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sitting in the air just a solo stone

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<v Speaker 1>and wood? Ah, that's heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>And I even just had my head, my noise canceling

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<v Speaker 2>headphones in with nothing on, just enjoying the silence and

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<v Speaker 2>tasting every aroma of that Pacific stone wood.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an absolutely delightful drop. And I'm just gonna cheers

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<v Speaker 1>if I'm a just one second, Ash, cheers, cheers. I

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<v Speaker 1>was going to say, even better than an airport beer

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<v Speaker 1>is when I get to sit here with a mic

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<v Speaker 1>in front of me, in front of my favorite co host.

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<v Speaker 2>Your only co host, you oh sipping a stone.

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<v Speaker 1>Wood out of a can, which we don't often do.

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<v Speaker 2>And for the last time in this house. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>am being moved on. Before we do move on though,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you to Stone and Wood as always for making

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<v Speaker 2>these episodes possible. But I am mid move As you

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<v Speaker 2>can see, there's a little bit going on.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking over it. To be honest, I rang you

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<v Speaker 2>last night. I was fucking you had an event, I

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<v Speaker 2>had a really big evan and I'm just so off it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm off it. There's just everything happens at once. Why

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<v Speaker 2>can't it just be like, hey, Ash, you need to

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<v Speaker 2>move out of your house at some point in the

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<v Speaker 2>next couple of months. Okay, cool, not hey get out?

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<v Speaker 2>And then he's bullshitted to us that he wants to

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<v Speaker 2>sell it. It's Garby, that's just just man up, you

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<v Speaker 2>fucking peeheart, wrinkly old.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, okay, I love the past. Put that out it

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<v Speaker 1>is you're doing. Can I just say you guys are

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<v Speaker 1>doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you doing a great job.

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<v Speaker 1>I can only begin to appreciate how stressful life is

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<v Speaker 1>right now for you guys, especially because you're also going

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<v Speaker 1>away next week.

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<v Speaker 2>Away. Next week you're going to work trip if they

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<v Speaker 2>work trips on a cruise ship, but I am working.

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<v Speaker 1>What's what's the house that you're seeing?

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<v Speaker 2>You've got just a friend of ours. They're moving away

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<v Speaker 2>and it happens to be around about the same time

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<v Speaker 2>we get back from this trip.

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<v Speaker 1>So can they do the old like cheeky handball to

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<v Speaker 1>you so you don't have to do it like they do.

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<v Speaker 2>They own it, ah, so it could work out really well,

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<v Speaker 2>fingers cross. April's happy because that's all that matters to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you been there to the house?

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<v Speaker 2>I've been there before, but I was on the piece

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<v Speaker 2>and I can't remember what it was like and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>have you been there? I was like, no, I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>because if I'd have said yeah and I was on

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<v Speaker 2>the piece, she would have been like, tell me it

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<v Speaker 2>was a square meterage blah blah blah blah. But we

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<v Speaker 2>are going up today to have a look at it.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to cut us a deal that I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it's you know, they're moving away as like a trial

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<v Speaker 2>as well, so it's they're moving just up the coast

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit. A couple of hours up the coast.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel then about your friend becoming your landlord?

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<v Speaker 2>I tell you right now, anyone would be better than

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<v Speaker 2>the current landlord I have now. Donald Trump would be

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<v Speaker 2>better than the current landlord I have now. The guy

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<v Speaker 2>I have now is the absolute bottom feeder of human

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<v Speaker 2>race there is. And if he's listening, and I know

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<v Speaker 2>he's got kids that are my age two that live

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<v Speaker 2>in the area, If they're listening, I fucking hate you.

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<v Speaker 1>And anyway, let us know how you really feel, like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't hold back.

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<v Speaker 2>No, they just he was here the other day, like

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<v Speaker 2>walking around like given here, he was here. He had

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<v Speaker 2>to fix the beam. He made April cry, he's just

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<v Speaker 2>a funck with.

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<v Speaker 1>Why doesn't he fix the beam after you guys are gone?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it's a long story, but it's a piece of shit. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I'm thinking about just selling it. And then

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<v Speaker 2>he's like, I've got the builders coming to fix what

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<v Speaker 2>I complained about. Now that I'm moving out, he's going

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<v Speaker 2>to fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>Something doesn't add up. Something's a bit off here.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope the place burns down.

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<v Speaker 1>But not impacting the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 2>No, fuck the neighbors too, Okay, fuck yeah. Fuck Damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm off it.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn I'm off it.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you off me? No? I'm off them? I'm off

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<v Speaker 2>everyone love you but you and April I said, I

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<v Speaker 2>love you, thank you, I love you too.

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<v Speaker 1>That made me say it again one more. You were

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<v Speaker 1>on the Sunny Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>I did fly a couple of things quick look at.

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<v Speaker 1>Your fucking stories and I was like, are you smuggling

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<v Speaker 1>a bomb on the plane? What do you get?

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<v Speaker 2>Some funny looks? I've never done this before. I took

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<v Speaker 2>a carry on cake home with me from the Sunny Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>So yesterday I did go to the Sney Coast to

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<v Speaker 2>see our good friend Andy Cooks to do a baking video,

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<v Speaker 2>which would be really fun when it comes out is YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>We might get Maddie Jane Volve next time, because I

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<v Speaker 2>know that you probably know your way around a cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good baker. I really enjoyed my baking. I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>picture you as been much of a baker.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was impressed. And honestly, what was you doing?

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<v Speaker 2>I have never you know, I'm not a perfectionist like you.

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<v Speaker 2>I am far from it, and I'm quite happy with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm happy with that about me. I like that we're

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<v Speaker 2>not both like that. That there's one of us canna

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<v Speaker 2>be like, yeah, it's all right, and the other one

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<v Speaker 2>could be like that we're need to redo it, because

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<v Speaker 2>it sort of brings us both into line.

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<v Speaker 1>In some we meet in the middle.

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<v Speaker 2>We meet in the middle of a lot, and that's good.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. But with cake, with frosting, a cake,

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<v Speaker 2>All of a sudden, I'm the Maddy j of caking.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm rubbing off on you.

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<v Speaker 2>I even said it to Andy. I'm like, who am I?

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<v Speaker 2>It was like my adhd was went. I was just like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, no, no, no, no no. He's like trying

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<v Speaker 2>to move us on, and I'm like, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe you found your secret calling.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't do it every day.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon.

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<v Speaker 3>Nah.

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<v Speaker 2>I look, I have a lot of respect for cake

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<v Speaker 2>decorators and bakers because it's very it's really therapeutic.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like cake decorators don't get the recognition they deserve.

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<v Speaker 2>I know absolutely. It's just about it took the words

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<v Speaker 2>right out of my mouth, so I took the words

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<v Speaker 2>right out of my man. Anyway, we can see later.

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<v Speaker 2>There's two things. It's very therapeutic I find.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's nice to strike, nice to focus on something

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<v Speaker 1>and activity. It's not too strenuous.

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<v Speaker 2>But also it's nice little sweet treat every now and

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<v Speaker 2>then if you like little pet me up, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>boom done. But also I couldn't it every day because

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like I would get stuck with my own

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<v Speaker 2>thoughts for too long.

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<v Speaker 1>I did actually for a brief period. This is before

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<v Speaker 1>I like was on reality TV. For those of you

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<v Speaker 1>who don't know, I wasn't a show called Beauty and

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<v Speaker 1>the Beast.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was called Just the Tip.

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<v Speaker 1>I worked for. I come read the name of the magazine.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a food mag and I was just like an assistant,

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<v Speaker 1>like a little bitch if you will, and we just

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<v Speaker 1>made food. We would make like six dishes.

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<v Speaker 2>A day, yeah yeah, yeah, and we would.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot them all and then we'd like finish one, shoot

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<v Speaker 1>it onto the next and just eat and oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I ate NonStop. But it was I couldn't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't do it. Was nice to dabble in the world.

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<v Speaker 2>But not to do it every day. No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It does take. I mean, like for pastry chefs, first

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<v Speaker 2>of all, you're not real chefs, and second of all

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<v Speaker 2>the things you do to do.

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<v Speaker 1>I love how like the pendulum swings so quickly from

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<v Speaker 1>phrasing these people now just so quickly attacking.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't give them all. I can't give them everything.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't give them everything.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got, decorators, fantastic, keep up the good work.

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<v Speaker 2>Pastry chefs, get a real job. No, apparently there is

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<v Speaker 2>a beef between pastry chefs and real chef?

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<v Speaker 1>Is there there is? But look there's who Who's the.

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<v Speaker 2>Chef I was with yesterday, Andy Cook? But he's got

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of respect for them. He has to say that.

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<v Speaker 2>So I wasn't get canceled. But I don't, but I

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<v Speaker 2>do in different ways anyway. Whatever, don't enough about that? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I made a cake and then I bring it back

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<v Speaker 2>on an aeroplane.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you put on your lap or overhead? It was

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<v Speaker 1>a seat you put on the seat.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a spar seat.

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<v Speaker 1>Perfect.

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<v Speaker 2>The guy next to me was like, there because what

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<v Speaker 2>kind of cake was it? It was a red truck cake.

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<v Speaker 1>Lovely. As Oscar seen the cake, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This morning he got to see so I got home

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<v Speaker 2>late last night.

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<v Speaker 1>As he tried the cake, he got some.

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<v Speaker 2>In his lunchbox today, little treat. Yeah, it's going to

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<v Speaker 2>be lovely for him. But I did have to fly

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<v Speaker 2>out fly back on the same day, and you know

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<v Speaker 2>how taxing that me on the body and the mind.

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<v Speaker 2>And just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>It needs to be some kind of endurance race that's

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<v Speaker 1>like four flights in a day.

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<v Speaker 2>There would bits called the Amazing Race. Continue carry on,

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<v Speaker 2>we should do the amazing race.

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck?

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<v Speaker 2>No, why when you do with me?

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<v Speaker 1>No way?

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<v Speaker 2>Why we to loot? We travel well together.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's if we're just like going to like an airport, and.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you think would happen? We kill each other?

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<v Speaker 1>We kill each other?

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<v Speaker 2>Would we really?

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<v Speaker 1>We would fucking attach each other about No, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>that in like a nice way.

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<v Speaker 2>We would kill each other with niceness. That's lovely. It'd

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<v Speaker 2>be a nice chance to get away from our kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, in the most stressful environment possible.

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<v Speaker 2>It would make us better. We'd become closer, we would We.

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<v Speaker 1>Can't get any closer. The only way we could get

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<v Speaker 1>closer if we start having sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, I had to go up and back in the

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<v Speaker 2>same day, and as you know, that's a bit tricky

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<v Speaker 2>because you got to go early. I'm about forty five

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<v Speaker 2>to fifty minutes from the airport anyway. So in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>I got up and I went, was fucking freezing. Can

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<v Speaker 2>I add it's.

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<v Speaker 1>A sunny coast.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, here, sorry, here was freezing and here it

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<v Speaker 2>was freezing anyway, Where did that accident come from? I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, Oh, maybe I'll just book a latter flops.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't. I got up and I went and I

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<v Speaker 2>got to the airport and I was really thought I

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<v Speaker 2>was really running late. And then I got there and

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<v Speaker 2>they were the people boarding. Wasn't final call, they was boarding,

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<v Speaker 2>And I thought, brilliant, I need to shit. So I

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<v Speaker 2>went to the toilet right next to the gate, lucky perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>right next to the gate, walk in, sit down, do

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<v Speaker 2>my business. And I did it a little bit quicker

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<v Speaker 2>than I would have thought, well that I would usually,

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<v Speaker 2>because I need to get on this flight. And I

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<v Speaker 2>hear as every time I fly, I hear them calling

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<v Speaker 2>last call, and they call the names of the people

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<v Speaker 2>they're waiting for.

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<v Speaker 1>In that moment where you heard your name being called

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<v Speaker 1>on the PA system, where were you at in the

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<v Speaker 1>process of the shit? Had you finish the pooh? Was

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<v Speaker 1>the who's still coming out?

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<v Speaker 2>It has just completely fallen out of my rectum. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>great into the bowl, because that would.

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<v Speaker 1>Be very stressful if you kind of knew that you

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<v Speaker 1>still you know, you're halfway through it leaving your body.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I heard the name and I went, perfect,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm done right.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just pray to the Pooh gods that it's like

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<v Speaker 1>a one or two wipe scenario.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I looked over to where the toilet paper is empty.

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<v Speaker 2>A fuck, and I'm in a public toilet, So I

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<v Speaker 2>can't just like get up off the toilet yell out, Oscar,

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<v Speaker 2>bring me some toilet papers, right, Alaska, couldn't hear it because.

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<v Speaker 1>You're at home going dad's in trouble.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no one else in the toilet, no one else

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<v Speaker 2>in this particular. It's very early in the morning and

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<v Speaker 2>everyone's boarding the floor.

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<v Speaker 1>So just like open the door, shuffle or just pull

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<v Speaker 1>your pants up.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought, what am I going to do? As you do,

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<v Speaker 2>that goes through your mind, what am I going to do?

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<v Speaker 2>So I poked my head out just to see if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone's there, just to see if I could do the

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<v Speaker 2>pants around the ankle, shuffle right to the stall to

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<v Speaker 2>see there's any I don't know if it's any top

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<v Speaker 2>paper in the one next to me this day. And

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<v Speaker 2>then I'm thinking, if I do this mission, is someone

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<v Speaker 2>going to walk in and see my fucking poe asshole

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<v Speaker 2>as I'm shuffling to the next door? And is it

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<v Speaker 2>worth it?

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you just pull your pants up?

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't want to get shit in my pants and

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<v Speaker 2>goes smells like shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But then surely, surely, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, it's five thirty in the morning. Bro, I've poked

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<v Speaker 2>my head out. Okay, let me just run you through

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<v Speaker 2>the story and then you can give me your criticism.

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<v Speaker 2>I poked my head out to see I wigh up

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<v Speaker 2>the option of whether to do this awkward shuffle where

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<v Speaker 2>you're like, because you can't. You know, I didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to pull my pants up because I I didn't have

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<v Speaker 2>any carry on. I had nothing. It was just me.

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<v Speaker 2>I would stunk like shit for the whole day if

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<v Speaker 2>I'd got shit on any part of my clothing.

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<v Speaker 1>I think surely you can, just like you can step

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<v Speaker 1>in a way where your ass cheeks don't completely close.

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<v Speaker 2>How much control of your ass cheeks do you have?

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<v Speaker 1>Buy me a drink and.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good and you know how interesting my asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Is yeah, I'm roid ridden.

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<v Speaker 2>Ridden, easy on, I'm very good now it's been downgraded

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<v Speaker 2>from ridden. So but I thought, I look, at five

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<v Speaker 2>or three in the morning, I don't want someone walking

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<v Speaker 2>in seeing me mid shuffle and seeing my pel yar's crack.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't need that at all. So I decided to just

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<v Speaker 2>sit down and take a deep breath and have a

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<v Speaker 2>think about it what I'm going to do. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I hear my name being called again, and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is getting dire, this is getting really dire.

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<v Speaker 1>And then it would be a fucking shame to miss your.

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<v Speaker 2>Fly because of this. And I've poked my head out again,

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<v Speaker 2>thinking okay, I can make it. I can make it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is anyone coming, I've gone to go and I heard

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<v Speaker 2>someone coming, so I've shut the door. I shut the

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<v Speaker 2>door again, and I thought, oh fucking And I just

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<v Speaker 2>went open the door again, and this guy's doing a

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<v Speaker 2>piece in the yearine across from me, and I was like, anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>His head just went and he turned around and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, come here. I was like, hey, can you

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<v Speaker 2>just check there's no toilet paper in here? On me

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<v Speaker 2>trying to explain at five th in the morning. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, it was like, there's no toilet paper in here.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you just check the store next to me if

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<v Speaker 2>there's any toilet paper in there? And he was like yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So he finished doing his way or whatever. I went

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<v Speaker 2>and washed his hands, very hygienic, and he came back

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<v Speaker 2>and he went into the top store and I could

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<v Speaker 2>hear him, so there is something in there, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was like, how much do you need?

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<v Speaker 1>Not often you get asked that question.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, just enough so that I could even

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<v Speaker 2>just clear the residual and then I can make it.

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<v Speaker 1>How long is a piece of string? Yeah? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, just give us whatever you think and

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<v Speaker 2>he was like two squares, gave us a bit of

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<v Speaker 2>a ravel whatever, and handed off to me. I've closed

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<v Speaker 2>the door, locked the door. He's then left. He's not

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<v Speaker 2>gonna hang around listen and wait to see if I

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<v Speaker 2>need any more. And he was like. I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you, mate, you're a fucking legend. You're a life saver.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was like, no worries. Cob kept moving and

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<v Speaker 2>then I was like, all right, went rolled it up.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was nice to give myself a nice one

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<v Speaker 2>to see what I'm working with, because you don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what you're working with, right, And I've gone and I've wiped,

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<v Speaker 2>no friction. It was a clean snap. So that whole

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<v Speaker 2>time I could Yeah, that whole time, I could have

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<v Speaker 2>just gone gone on with my day.

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<v Speaker 1>Surely you would have known, though, No, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to put my hand there because if

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<v Speaker 2>I put my hand then I'm stuck with a shitty hand.

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<v Speaker 1>But you have an inkling. I normally like I have

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<v Speaker 1>some kind of sixth sense to know whether or not

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<v Speaker 1>it's going to be like a one, two six or

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<v Speaker 1>a ten wiper.

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<v Speaker 2>My interesting asshole is always going to be very good

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<v Speaker 2>to roll the dice anyway. So that whole ten to

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minute stress point could have been avoided if I

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<v Speaker 2>just had one square to check. I was standing there

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<v Speaker 2>with a hand and full of toilet paper that was useless.

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<v Speaker 1>You could have eaten dinner off your asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>I could have. It was so clean. There's so many

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<v Speaker 2>people out there and there going, oh, love to dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gone, asshole. Ew it goes. And then I got up.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously I washed my hands even though I didn't need to,

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<v Speaker 2>went to the front desk and they were like, are

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<v Speaker 2>you Andrew. I was like, no, I'm Ash and they're like, oh, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>Ash too. There was still another guy behind me, so

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, yes, I've got no toilet. Anyways, I

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<v Speaker 2>got on the plane, made it, made it to the

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<v Speaker 2>Sunny coast, did my thing with Andy, smuggled a cake

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<v Speaker 2>back here.

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<v Speaker 1>I am done, just quickly on wiping your ass. Weird

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<v Speaker 1>thing has happened in my family. You scruncher, you're a folder.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I'm like a raveler. There like a yeah, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>show you. I'm just gonna go and get some toilet

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<v Speaker 2>paper into it to pull my pants out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, it's very flirty today with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, mate, what's your toilet paper of choice? Before I

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<v Speaker 2>give you my answer? Quilton Quilton shout out to Quilton.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're listening the good stuff product. I'm a raveler

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<v Speaker 2>and I feel like everyone only gives you two options,

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<v Speaker 2>folder or scruncher. I'm my nervous. Have I just uncovered

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<v Speaker 2>something here?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never bet a raveler before.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this is a raveler. Some would say it's somewhat

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<v Speaker 2>of a folder, but it's not. Okay, so I've gotten

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<v Speaker 2>going to give you demonstration. First of all, let's crack the.

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<v Speaker 1>Seal, fresh roll you take?

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on, No, that's all right, let me start again.

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<v Speaker 2>It needs to be tired at more tension.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, I've never seen anything like that in my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Should we go? Get every's gonna come home? Who's here?

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<v Speaker 1>So?

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<v Speaker 2>Dog?

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<v Speaker 1>Who taught you this?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a self taught traveler. This is for all ravelers

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<v Speaker 2>out there. When someone says to you, are you don't

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<v Speaker 2>miss identify me? Don't miss identify me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I show you what I do?

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna do a dry run or a wet run,

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<v Speaker 2>wet one. It was gonna be like, where the fuck

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<v Speaker 2>is all this?

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<v Speaker 1>But there? Hang on, well very dainty. Wait, so then

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<v Speaker 1>I can do like I can wipe with that, and

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<v Speaker 1>then I can do like this and wipe again, and

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<v Speaker 1>then if I want to, I can even go like what, Oh, you're.

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<v Speaker 2>One of those people that would chain themselves to a tree, ain't.

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<v Speaker 1>I just think?

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you this. Go on. That's how you

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<v Speaker 2>do it when there's no traders in the house. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if there's traders in the house, what do you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly?

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<v Speaker 2>Nah?

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<v Speaker 1>You go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like when you change your accent when you talking,

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<v Speaker 2>It's like, oh, yes, darling yes, and then the trade goes,

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<v Speaker 2>how are you bloody go maying alright.

0:20:06.520 --> 0:20:13.440
<v Speaker 1>And you're like, that's an attack on Trade's okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>Marley wipes like a trading because she's still obviously Now

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<v Speaker 1>she goes a taller and she goes, dad, wipe my bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that a trading thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it? Come in? I'm like, all right, touchdowes, wipe

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<v Speaker 1>it bum. And then she saw me folding as I

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<v Speaker 1>just was just now folding the tall paper and she

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<v Speaker 1>looks at me and she's like, what are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, I'm folding the tall paper. She goes

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<v Speaker 1>scrunch it. So she was demanding the scrunch. She's only

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<v Speaker 1>a scruncher. And I'm like, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe she could be a reveler. Now I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>start it. I'm going to start a movement. You've heard

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<v Speaker 2>it here. First, she is.

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<v Speaker 1>A pure scruncher. Fuck the revelers stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you dare? That's discriminatory. I don't like it.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like in the pyramid, the hierarchy of all

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<v Speaker 1>the paper folder is elite. I'd say raveler is second.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>Scrunchert is down the bottom. I'll take it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll take that. I'll take that. Now I've got another

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<v Speaker 2>question for you. We've really got on a tangent here

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<v Speaker 2>and I like it now, the wiping of the child's

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<v Speaker 2>bump while they're on the toilet. You did just say

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<v Speaker 2>touch your toes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you give me an example of how that would work?

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<v Speaker 2>So turn your chair. That chair is the toilet.

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<v Speaker 1>So normally, actually what I tend to do now is.

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<v Speaker 2>She standing sitting? What's the deal?

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<v Speaker 1>So Marlie will stand up with this?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she'll turn to the side. Wow, okay, like that.

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<v Speaker 1>But now I've gotten to the habit. I say, put

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<v Speaker 1>your hands on my shoes.

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<v Speaker 2>So I think I know where you're going with this, Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>Will I bend over, put her hands on my shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>rest them there or so she's like a cat almost,

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<v Speaker 1>And then I.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, so I got one for you. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>put your chair back out over there. I ask. I

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<v Speaker 2>was going to leank forward towards me like this, okay,

0:22:06.920 --> 0:22:09.760
<v Speaker 2>And then he comes forward a bit bang like that,

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<v Speaker 2>head between my leg and then I go like that,

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<v Speaker 2>what do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been to rouse, but you lock him in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a bull getting the horns, like lock him in,

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<v Speaker 1>like by the head.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly right. So when they like milk a cow, when

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<v Speaker 2>they milk a cow, or what do they do? Is

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<v Speaker 2>it how they kill a cow? I don't know when

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<v Speaker 2>they milk a cow or they fist a cow? Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what they do it? Now? They fist?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, cow fisting.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, they lock their heads in so they can't wrangle away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So I just do like that. What do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good? Very very good. I like that a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I like that a lot, brilliant. I'll be using that

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<v Speaker 1>with Laura.

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<v Speaker 2>That went off a bit a bit, and I like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm all for it. We often I feel like last

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<v Speaker 1>year or the beginning of this year, every episode was

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<v Speaker 1>about shit. We had a little break from talking about shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Now we're right, some episodes just about shit.

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<v Speaker 1>In the sweet spot. I've been meaning to ask. I

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<v Speaker 1>did ask you on text a couple of days ago.

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<v Speaker 1>How is Macie? How is she?

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you're referring to. So do you want

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<v Speaker 2>to give a context or do you want me to

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<v Speaker 2>give a context?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say, firstly, thank you for the tickets to

0:23:26.240 --> 0:23:31.120
<v Speaker 1>Disney On ice, families came together again? To enjoy one

0:23:31.480 --> 0:23:32.600
<v Speaker 1>hell of a show.

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<v Speaker 2>An amazing show. Only one guy fell over on the ice,

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<v Speaker 2>which one I don't know his name.

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<v Speaker 1>That's whateverite part.

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<v Speaker 2>Just one guy was really quick he recovered.

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<v Speaker 1>They get up quick, don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>They spring back up.

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<v Speaker 1>They're very good. We had the families, their kids were

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<v Speaker 1>having a great time. And then I don't know what happened.

0:23:52.720 --> 0:23:56.480
<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you what happened. Every dad who has a

0:23:56.560 --> 0:24:00.480
<v Speaker 2>daughter and you know it daddy's little girl, and you're

0:24:00.520 --> 0:24:04.160
<v Speaker 2>like this dady's little girl. Macy's not my little girl anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>And this is what's happened. She edged over to us,

0:24:07.960 --> 0:24:11.199
<v Speaker 2>She edged over, looking for it was quite late for

0:24:11.240 --> 0:24:14.879
<v Speaker 2>a child of that age. Yeah, sh was dark, was dark,

0:24:15.119 --> 0:24:17.000
<v Speaker 2>she edged over, and I thought she's coming over for

0:24:17.000 --> 0:24:20.560
<v Speaker 2>a cuddle, just getting tired. Yeah, she completely bline past

0:24:20.640 --> 0:24:23.040
<v Speaker 2>me and went to one Matthew Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>And this has never happened. For we've never had a cuddle.

0:24:25.440 --> 0:24:28.200
<v Speaker 1>We've never ever We've had like a little exchange every

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<v Speaker 1>now and then, just like you know, hey, HAWII high five.

0:24:30.840 --> 0:24:35.000
<v Speaker 1>That's a nice banana, you know, enjoy your lunch type chat. Yeah,

0:24:35.040 --> 0:24:36.359
<v Speaker 1>And that's been it. That's been it.

0:24:36.440 --> 0:24:39.560
<v Speaker 2>But she's gone straight past me and onto your lap

0:24:39.920 --> 0:24:40.760
<v Speaker 2>for a little cuddle.

0:24:40.800 --> 0:24:43.600
<v Speaker 1>The relationship is just leaps and bounds And all it

0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:44.720
<v Speaker 1>took was a bit of Disney and I.

0:24:44.880 --> 0:24:46.480
<v Speaker 2>She was there for the whole second act.

0:24:46.480 --> 0:24:49.040
<v Speaker 1>Well, she came, we were sitting together, she came for

0:24:49.080 --> 0:24:50.680
<v Speaker 1>a cuddle. Then she wouldn't leave.

0:24:51.119 --> 0:24:54.879
<v Speaker 2>She stayed. And then when the show ended and you

0:24:54.920 --> 0:24:58.119
<v Speaker 2>were like, got a we went to take Macy off you.

0:24:58.840 --> 0:25:03.440
<v Speaker 2>She was in morning. Even Laura was like, what the fuck?

0:25:03.560 --> 0:25:11.159
<v Speaker 1>What? She was like, that's never happened. Sometimes kids just

0:25:11.200 --> 0:25:12.359
<v Speaker 1>have like.

0:25:12.400 --> 0:25:15.159
<v Speaker 2>They just latch onto someone. And then she was like

0:25:15.400 --> 0:25:20.800
<v Speaker 2>on my shoulder, like and then he came back to

0:25:20.960 --> 0:25:25.320
<v Speaker 2>like and then again for another cuddle. Beautiful And then

0:25:25.359 --> 0:25:29.040
<v Speaker 2>April had to step in and she sobbed all the

0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:33.160
<v Speaker 2>way home. Yeah, she's never been the same. It was amazing,

0:25:33.320 --> 0:25:35.000
<v Speaker 2>just because I said that. We were walking back to

0:25:35.040 --> 0:25:36.600
<v Speaker 2>the car and she was like, I was like, do

0:25:36.640 --> 0:25:40.720
<v Speaker 2>you love Maddie Jays? She's like you And I was like, okay,

0:25:40.960 --> 0:25:41.520
<v Speaker 2>that's cool.

0:25:41.880 --> 0:25:44.439
<v Speaker 1>I mean what about me? My biggest question is like

0:25:45.400 --> 0:25:47.119
<v Speaker 1>is that where we're at? Like can I give her

0:25:47.160 --> 0:25:49.760
<v Speaker 1>a cuddle when I see her? Yeah, she'd be Okay

0:25:50.080 --> 0:25:52.760
<v Speaker 1>should I play like you know how, I like thought

0:25:52.800 --> 0:25:54.439
<v Speaker 1>I was at a place with Oscar where I could like,

0:25:56.920 --> 0:25:59.480
<v Speaker 1>I wonder, I'll be heartbreaking if I can see Macie

0:25:59.520 --> 0:26:01.520
<v Speaker 1>again and a go for a cuddle and she's like whoa.

0:26:01.760 --> 0:26:04.400
<v Speaker 2>That was a way to maybe just get down on

0:26:04.440 --> 0:26:08.440
<v Speaker 2>her level, go cuddle and then just see what happens. Okay,

0:26:08.600 --> 0:26:09.640
<v Speaker 2>she'll go straight there.

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<v Speaker 1>It was very good the show. Thank you once again.

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<v Speaker 1>I only have one complaint about Disney on ice.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, not enough nudity.

0:26:21.480 --> 0:26:26.080
<v Speaker 1>There's plenty that and the fact that those little ones,

0:26:26.560 --> 0:26:30.400
<v Speaker 1>there's little light up ones like fifty bucks, fifty five dollars.

0:26:30.480 --> 0:26:34.880
<v Speaker 2>Someone actually messaged me saying the lady behind us complained

0:26:35.240 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 2>to her five year old daughter because she was waving

0:26:37.600 --> 0:26:38.240
<v Speaker 2>a wander out.

0:26:38.920 --> 0:26:40.960
<v Speaker 1>That's like the whole point of like, what the fuck are.

0:26:40.920 --> 0:26:43.520
<v Speaker 2>You doing at Disney. If you're complaining about.

0:26:43.280 --> 0:26:47.360
<v Speaker 1>That, don't go to Disney. It's like people saying it's

0:26:47.359 --> 0:26:48.639
<v Speaker 1>too loud, there's too much dancing.

0:26:49.440 --> 0:26:51.200
<v Speaker 2>There was too much Disney at that Disney show.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just say as well, we got pretty lucky

0:26:53.880 --> 0:26:56.440
<v Speaker 1>that we were sitting a little bit further back, because

0:26:56.480 --> 0:26:59.920
<v Speaker 1>apparently those who are closer to the ice. It's free.

0:27:01.160 --> 0:27:03.879
<v Speaker 2>I was at a beautiful temperature. It was lovely and

0:27:03.960 --> 0:27:05.520
<v Speaker 2>I actually took my jacket.

0:27:05.240 --> 0:27:12.400
<v Speaker 1>Off, actually got no pants on. This temperature is delightful.

0:27:12.560 --> 0:27:15.840
<v Speaker 1>I did dance, yes, a bit of dancing, which was

0:27:15.920 --> 0:27:16.560
<v Speaker 1>it was lovely.

0:27:16.840 --> 0:27:18.800
<v Speaker 2>It was good. It was it was a good show.

0:27:18.800 --> 0:27:20.520
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot of family fun for everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we go on to a new segment, well.

0:27:23.920 --> 0:27:26.119
<v Speaker 2>It's a resurgence of an old segment.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to make reference to a situation that

0:27:29.359 --> 0:27:34.000
<v Speaker 1>happened at our house that actually made it into the press.

0:27:34.000 --> 0:27:36.159
<v Speaker 2>All the press. I haven't seen that as made as

0:27:36.280 --> 0:27:39.640
<v Speaker 2>I did see something I didn't pay a lot of attention.

0:27:39.920 --> 0:27:42.800
<v Speaker 1>Laura had spoken about it on her podcast, and we

0:27:42.840 --> 0:27:44.639
<v Speaker 1>do have a few people that listen to Life I

0:27:44.800 --> 0:27:47.159
<v Speaker 1>cut also listening to Dunning Dads, and I do have

0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:53.240
<v Speaker 1>to say they're a podcast which embellishes stories, veers far

0:27:53.359 --> 0:27:57.240
<v Speaker 1>away from the truth. We're the only podcast out there

0:27:57.760 --> 0:28:01.000
<v Speaker 1>which hang on a minute, focuses on the truth and

0:28:01.040 --> 0:28:01.720
<v Speaker 1>nothing but the truth.

0:28:02.080 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Are you calling fake news?

0:28:03.600 --> 0:28:04.520
<v Speaker 1>She's a fucking liar.

0:28:06.040 --> 0:28:10.040
<v Speaker 2>She's a liar, and what fake news?

0:28:10.119 --> 0:28:15.200
<v Speaker 1>What happened was the police were called to our neighbor RNDA,

0:28:15.840 --> 0:28:17.680
<v Speaker 1>no other neighbor other side.

0:28:17.760 --> 0:28:19.560
<v Speaker 2>This is with the shopping at the front. I saw

0:28:19.640 --> 0:28:23.520
<v Speaker 2>the shopping, the shopping that was Friday, Yes, I was there. Yeah,

0:28:23.560 --> 0:28:27.440
<v Speaker 2>so I'm part of the story. Yeah. Hey, well no

0:28:27.440 --> 0:28:30.240
<v Speaker 2>one from the media has reached out for comment because

0:28:30.280 --> 0:28:32.040
<v Speaker 2>I did see the shopping.

0:28:31.760 --> 0:28:34.720
<v Speaker 1>Yes, and I thought, that's what have they got.

0:28:37.240 --> 0:28:38.840
<v Speaker 2>I wasn't thinking anything other than what have they got?

0:28:38.880 --> 0:28:40.360
<v Speaker 2>They got anything good? Because I'm taking it.

0:28:40.600 --> 0:28:42.640
<v Speaker 1>She never normally has a shopping there. And for those

0:28:42.680 --> 0:28:45.080
<v Speaker 1>of you so who don't know next to us, like

0:28:45.280 --> 0:28:48.880
<v Speaker 1>shared War is an elderly lady. She must be in

0:28:48.920 --> 0:28:51.000
<v Speaker 1>her eighties. We rarely see her.

0:28:51.080 --> 0:28:52.760
<v Speaker 2>She's been on well I've never seen her.

0:28:52.760 --> 0:28:55.320
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen her. Sometimes we're like, it's weird, dude.

0:28:55.320 --> 0:28:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Sometimes we'll hear like I remember one time I was

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:01.040
<v Speaker 1>going to bed. I was turning off lights. It's maybe

0:29:01.280 --> 0:29:03.480
<v Speaker 1>eleven o'clock and it was when the tennis was on

0:29:03.880 --> 0:29:07.000
<v Speaker 1>the Australian Open, and I thought, what's that noise that

0:29:07.160 --> 0:29:11.360
<v Speaker 1>smell and I could just hear the tennis was on.

0:29:11.600 --> 0:29:13.760
<v Speaker 1>Actually happened a few times. Would never hear it during

0:29:13.760 --> 0:29:16.240
<v Speaker 1>the day. It was only like eleven o'clock midnight. I

0:29:16.240 --> 0:29:17.880
<v Speaker 1>would hear the TV on her.

0:29:18.160 --> 0:29:19.040
<v Speaker 2>She a vampire.

0:29:19.320 --> 0:29:20.800
<v Speaker 1>I think she's a vampire.

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.240
<v Speaker 2>Bro Wow, yeah, never met one.

0:29:23.760 --> 0:29:25.800
<v Speaker 1>But that's the only time Laura has seen her once

0:29:25.920 --> 0:29:28.640
<v Speaker 1>or twice. Apart from that, We're like, is she still there?

0:29:28.720 --> 0:29:32.200
<v Speaker 1>Not quite sure, but the shopping arrived Friday morning. It's

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:35.880
<v Speaker 1>now seven o'clock at night. Shopping is still there. And

0:29:35.920 --> 0:29:38.400
<v Speaker 1>we know that for old people, the shopping is the

0:29:38.400 --> 0:29:40.680
<v Speaker 1>most exciting slash important part.

0:29:41.000 --> 0:29:41.960
<v Speaker 2>That's all I've got.

0:29:42.120 --> 0:29:45.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's it. It was still there, started to rain,

0:29:46.480 --> 0:29:49.480
<v Speaker 1>started to rain rain, and then at this point, it's

0:29:49.520 --> 0:29:53.280
<v Speaker 1>worth noting that Laura has removed this part from her story.

0:29:53.440 --> 0:29:55.760
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, so this is where the lies come in.

0:29:56.040 --> 0:29:57.320
<v Speaker 1>Laura tried to kill the neighbor.

0:29:58.040 --> 0:30:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Cool did she?

0:30:01.360 --> 0:30:06.320
<v Speaker 1>No? But Laura was like should I should? I like,

0:30:06.360 --> 0:30:08.480
<v Speaker 1>what should we do here? And I was like, We're

0:30:08.520 --> 0:30:11.560
<v Speaker 1>knock on the door, still nothing, and I was like, oh,

0:30:11.720 --> 0:30:16.040
<v Speaker 1>do we call? Like what's another? Ended up calling Triple zero.

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:19.240
<v Speaker 1>It must have been a quiet night because within a heartbeat,

0:30:19.440 --> 0:30:22.000
<v Speaker 1>one cop car, two cop cars, and they were all

0:30:22.000 --> 0:30:23.600
<v Speaker 1>there kind of standing like, oh, what.

0:30:23.560 --> 0:30:26.160
<v Speaker 2>Do we do? She's like eighty She's.

0:30:26.040 --> 0:30:29.200
<v Speaker 1>Like eighty we haven't heard anything from her for a while,

0:30:29.240 --> 0:30:31.400
<v Speaker 1>and we're like we kind of say we know that

0:30:31.440 --> 0:30:35.000
<v Speaker 1>she's been on well also, and they're like, we just

0:30:35.040 --> 0:30:36.840
<v Speaker 1>don't want to We don't want to bang down the

0:30:36.880 --> 0:30:39.360
<v Speaker 1>door because obviously you got like a broken door.

0:30:39.560 --> 0:30:41.640
<v Speaker 2>It's like my grandmother's in her eighties and every time

0:30:41.680 --> 0:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>she doesn't answer the phone, we're like, is she heard

0:30:46.000 --> 0:30:47.280
<v Speaker 2>from her? Yeah?

0:30:47.360 --> 0:30:49.800
<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, And so then they're like, we're going to

0:30:49.840 --> 0:30:52.440
<v Speaker 1>get the police rescue here because they can pick the locks.

0:30:52.920 --> 0:30:56.280
<v Speaker 1>But the police rescue vans, the big white ones. Yeah yeah, yeah,

0:30:56.320 --> 0:30:57.800
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, So that thing rocks ou.

0:30:57.840 --> 0:30:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I thought they're going to send a helicopter.

0:30:59.640 --> 0:31:02.880
<v Speaker 1>Was yeah. I was like, only thing missing was a

0:31:02.920 --> 0:31:05.240
<v Speaker 1>helicopter with the spotlight on her house. Maybe that would

0:31:05.240 --> 0:31:08.000
<v Speaker 1>have woken her up. But we've got like four cop cars.

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:09.520
<v Speaker 1>People must have thought there was a murder.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:12.640
<v Speaker 2>Did the news come, No news, no news.

0:31:13.040 --> 0:31:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Unfortunately. I was like doing my head in case they're

0:31:16.120 --> 0:31:19.640
<v Speaker 1>where's the makeup guy, But they were like, we want

0:31:19.680 --> 0:31:21.360
<v Speaker 1>to try and pick the lock, and then they went

0:31:21.400 --> 0:31:23.080
<v Speaker 1>to the back of the house. They were picking the lock,

0:31:23.160 --> 0:31:25.480
<v Speaker 1>and meanwhile everyone's still banging on the door being like, hello,

0:31:25.520 --> 0:31:28.680
<v Speaker 1>anyone there, and then as they were about to pick

0:31:28.720 --> 0:31:31.680
<v Speaker 1>the lock slash kicking the door, she was like hello,

0:31:36.400 --> 0:31:39.440
<v Speaker 1>just like people with spotlights in her house, happy to

0:31:39.480 --> 0:31:42.440
<v Speaker 1>say she's alive, and well, okay.

0:31:42.200 --> 0:31:44.000
<v Speaker 2>She's alive, and well what happened?

0:31:44.520 --> 0:31:47.600
<v Speaker 1>She was just having an app she was asleep.

0:31:47.920 --> 0:31:48.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it.

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:50.160
<v Speaker 1>She was like, Oh, I'm just waking up.

0:31:50.240 --> 0:31:51.280
<v Speaker 2>I'm just waking up of the day.

0:31:51.360 --> 0:31:52.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She's like, ignore that.

0:31:53.880 --> 0:31:55.160
<v Speaker 2>You can sleep whenever you want.

0:31:55.640 --> 0:31:56.720
<v Speaker 1>She does sleep a lot.

0:31:56.880 --> 0:31:59.160
<v Speaker 2>During COVID. I used to go out and visit my

0:31:59.240 --> 0:32:01.800
<v Speaker 2>grandmother and stay with her, like for honest, it was

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:04.800
<v Speaker 2>like a Saturday just because she just needs some company. Yeah,

0:32:05.880 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>and she loved the races. She doesn't bad, but she

0:32:08.040 --> 0:32:10.640
<v Speaker 2>just loves horses. It's cute. Took it to the races too.

0:32:10.720 --> 0:32:13.440
<v Speaker 2>That's different story for another day. But one time I

0:32:13.480 --> 0:32:17.440
<v Speaker 2>walked in and she was laying on the couch. Presumably

0:32:17.480 --> 0:32:20.680
<v Speaker 2>I thought she was dead, and I was like, oh great,

0:32:24.400 --> 0:32:28.120
<v Speaker 2>laughing at my dead name. I was like, oh great,

0:32:28.720 --> 0:32:31.400
<v Speaker 2>and then well I better call someone. As I went

0:32:31.440 --> 0:32:34.840
<v Speaker 2>to call someone, she was like, it's a miracle, Like

0:32:34.840 --> 0:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>I was just about to check your poles. I would

0:32:37.240 --> 0:32:39.880
<v Speaker 2>hate to get to the age where people think you're

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<v Speaker 2>dead every time you're sleeping. Speaking of dead neighbors, you

0:32:46.920 --> 0:32:50.080
<v Speaker 2>just really don't. Yeah, fucking hell, we have these episodes

0:32:50.120 --> 0:32:52.680
<v Speaker 2>where you just jog my memory with things. I've had

0:32:52.720 --> 0:32:56.000
<v Speaker 2>two neighbors die in my lifetime. Could it be me?

0:32:56.160 --> 0:32:57.920
<v Speaker 2>Possibly the first one.

0:32:58.200 --> 0:33:00.880
<v Speaker 1>That's why you get kicked out because all the neighbors

0:33:00.880 --> 0:33:02.920
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, we can't live near, we can't live near. Yeah.

0:33:04.040 --> 0:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>I used to live in d Y, which is a

0:33:05.800 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 2>suburb in Sydney. It's Northern Beaches, and we lived in

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:12.680
<v Speaker 2>a unit. Okay, and our next door neighbor, who was

0:33:12.760 --> 0:33:14.520
<v Speaker 2>somewhat of a creep, I would say, he was quite.

0:33:15.200 --> 0:33:17.680
<v Speaker 2>It wasn't old old. He was like maybe in his seventies.

0:33:17.880 --> 0:33:21.600
<v Speaker 2>So yeah, old blacky mum who's very young. It's brightly

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<v Speaker 2>for her age. I just fucking backed that up.

0:33:25.280 --> 0:33:28.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I saw that, like see the panic in your eyes.

0:33:28.880 --> 0:33:34.360
<v Speaker 2>I was like he was on blood thinners. I didn't

0:33:34.400 --> 0:33:36.960
<v Speaker 2>know that until after. Anyway, I get home from work

0:33:36.960 --> 0:33:39.520
<v Speaker 2>one day and there's like twelve cops in the lobby

0:33:40.000 --> 0:33:42.000
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, tell us.

0:33:42.000 --> 0:33:42.520
<v Speaker 1>Can I help you?

0:33:42.720 --> 0:33:45.920
<v Speaker 2>Wasn't me? And I went into our apartment and the

0:33:45.960 --> 0:33:49.240
<v Speaker 2>dog was going nuts because you could just hear commotion

0:33:49.400 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 2>going on out there. And then April get time and

0:33:51.600 --> 0:33:52.800
<v Speaker 2>was like, let's just take the dog out for a

0:33:52.800 --> 0:33:56.280
<v Speaker 2>walk until these guys fucking get out of here. Gone anyway,

0:33:56.360 --> 0:33:59.120
<v Speaker 2>So I've come out and one of the police officers

0:33:59.120 --> 0:34:01.080
<v Speaker 2>says to me, he's just, oh, do you know what's happened?

0:34:01.640 --> 0:34:03.600
<v Speaker 2>I was like no, Like, guy, look at your neighbor

0:34:03.760 --> 0:34:08.400
<v Speaker 2>is deceased. And I was like, shit, no way, Bumma, Like, well,

0:34:08.440 --> 0:34:09.839
<v Speaker 2>how do you want me to wreck? I don't really know.

0:34:09.840 --> 0:34:13.320
<v Speaker 1>Him, sad though, did know the fact that someone's past.

0:34:13.640 --> 0:34:15.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So he was like, if did you hear anything

0:34:15.840 --> 0:34:18.680
<v Speaker 2>suspicious last night? I was like, oh, now we're talking

0:34:18.960 --> 0:34:21.640
<v Speaker 2>now are you talking my language? And it's funny because

0:34:21.719 --> 0:34:22.240
<v Speaker 2>I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Did we just become a true crime podcast?

0:34:24.320 --> 0:34:27.640
<v Speaker 2>Look out case file? At about ten thirty at night,

0:34:27.680 --> 0:34:30.080
<v Speaker 2>I heard a knock on the door of another apartment

0:34:30.640 --> 0:34:34.799
<v Speaker 2>in that row of apartment, which was odd, but I

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<v Speaker 2>just thought maybe someone had got ubery it's laid or

0:34:36.920 --> 0:34:39.399
<v Speaker 2>something like that. Nothing really, and that's all I heard.

0:34:39.560 --> 0:34:40.160
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear it.

0:34:40.280 --> 0:34:42.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh help me, your mine's not going to travel to

0:34:43.040 --> 0:34:45.040
<v Speaker 1>like death off the back of that.

0:34:45.239 --> 0:34:47.600
<v Speaker 2>As I was saying this, the neighbor whose door he

0:34:47.640 --> 0:34:50.680
<v Speaker 2>would have knocked on because he knows them, was like, oh,

0:34:50.680 --> 0:34:54.279
<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear anything. So what's happened is he he

0:34:54.320 --> 0:34:56.279
<v Speaker 2>was on blood thinners. This guy, he's an old guy.

0:34:56.320 --> 0:35:01.160
<v Speaker 2>He's kicked his shin, started to bleed, bleed out. He

0:35:01.280 --> 0:35:04.319
<v Speaker 2>has walked over to his friend for help, knocked on

0:35:04.360 --> 0:35:07.680
<v Speaker 2>the door. They didn't answer. Oh no, they were home.

0:35:08.800 --> 0:35:09.640
<v Speaker 2>They didn't answer.

0:35:09.800 --> 0:35:10.680
<v Speaker 1>Imagine the guilt.

0:35:11.080 --> 0:35:13.000
<v Speaker 2>He's walked back to his room.

0:35:13.160 --> 0:35:14.200
<v Speaker 1>Blood's spilling out.

0:35:14.400 --> 0:35:17.160
<v Speaker 2>There's some drips of blood on the hallway in the

0:35:17.239 --> 0:35:18.000
<v Speaker 2>car pair.

0:35:17.840 --> 0:35:22.160
<v Speaker 1>Not like someone's been It's obvious, but not enough to

0:35:22.200 --> 0:35:23.120
<v Speaker 1>make you die.

0:35:23.440 --> 0:35:28.919
<v Speaker 2>He went into shock, bled out from a shin, kicked dish,

0:35:29.120 --> 0:35:32.280
<v Speaker 2>had a way to go, and died. Apparently the carpet

0:35:32.360 --> 0:35:34.399
<v Speaker 2>was soaked. Wow.

0:35:34.840 --> 0:35:38.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, imagine that. Imagine you're up in heaven and they're like,

0:35:38.120 --> 0:35:40.440
<v Speaker 1>what happened to you? Like car accident, rolled four times

0:35:40.440 --> 0:35:43.000
<v Speaker 1>down a cliff, died, What happened to you? Hit my shin?

0:35:43.840 --> 0:35:47.440
<v Speaker 2>Everyone's like, oh god, pete end of the table, pete

0:35:49.680 --> 0:35:52.880
<v Speaker 2>end of the table. With a ship ways to die anyway,

0:35:52.920 --> 0:35:56.959
<v Speaker 2>So that's first neighbor. Then last month I was here

0:35:57.480 --> 0:35:59.520
<v Speaker 2>and there's a lovely lady who lives across from us.

0:35:59.560 --> 0:36:02.839
<v Speaker 2>She's quite new to the complex, was quite new dead

0:36:02.880 --> 0:36:07.040
<v Speaker 2>now anyway. She she's an artist. She lovely lives on

0:36:07.040 --> 0:36:09.000
<v Speaker 2>her own, her kids who are older.

0:36:08.800 --> 0:36:10.160
<v Speaker 1>Like well than another shin hit.

0:36:10.320 --> 0:36:14.160
<v Speaker 2>Was it? No, it was fom no. I didn't know

0:36:14.200 --> 0:36:16.799
<v Speaker 2>that she was battling cancer before. Anyway. The son who

0:36:16.800 --> 0:36:18.919
<v Speaker 2>comes at the time is a really nice guy. Came

0:36:18.960 --> 0:36:21.040
<v Speaker 2>over and he said, I just wantlet you know the

0:36:21.120 --> 0:36:23.240
<v Speaker 2>mom passed away last week. And I was like shit.

0:36:23.640 --> 0:36:26.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, do you know what I did and

0:36:26.000 --> 0:36:28.440
<v Speaker 2>what you don't do? The mum just died. I was like,

0:36:28.520 --> 0:36:34.680
<v Speaker 2>you're kidding, gotcha? And I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry.

0:36:34.800 --> 0:36:36.600
<v Speaker 2>That's just it was just my natural reaction.

0:36:36.680 --> 0:36:37.640
<v Speaker 1>It's hard to react.

0:36:37.719 --> 0:36:40.120
<v Speaker 2>I'm not good with death usually most of the times,

0:36:40.120 --> 0:36:40.759
<v Speaker 2>I don't really care.

0:36:41.080 --> 0:36:42.800
<v Speaker 1>That's not true. Ash is very empathetic.

0:36:44.000 --> 0:36:46.680
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say that it's very od.

0:36:46.680 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 1>We do death very badly.

0:36:48.000 --> 0:36:51.759
<v Speaker 2>And yeah, yeah, but I saw I did see an

0:36:51.800 --> 0:36:54.799
<v Speaker 2>ambulance there about a week ago. They weren't making a

0:36:54.800 --> 0:36:56.040
<v Speaker 2>fuss or anything. It was like they were doing a

0:36:56.040 --> 0:36:58.759
<v Speaker 2>welfare check on and I just thought they just drove

0:36:58.760 --> 0:37:00.880
<v Speaker 2>away like everything was normal. So what happened is she

0:37:01.440 --> 0:37:03.840
<v Speaker 2>took a turn with her cancer and come back and

0:37:03.880 --> 0:37:05.960
<v Speaker 2>it was really dramatic, ended up in palladi of care

0:37:05.960 --> 0:37:07.560
<v Speaker 2>and died in pallad of care, which is really sad.

0:37:07.600 --> 0:37:10.120
<v Speaker 2>And shout out to my neighbors, lovely people, and I'm

0:37:10.160 --> 0:37:12.640
<v Speaker 2>sorry for you last, but that could be my fault

0:37:12.800 --> 0:37:15.759
<v Speaker 2>because I seem to my neighbors seem to all die.

0:37:16.000 --> 0:37:20.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, death really does follow you around. So yeah, just

0:37:20.760 --> 0:37:22.160
<v Speaker 1>have a bit of a tickle in my throat.

0:37:23.719 --> 0:37:24.560
<v Speaker 2>That's how it starts.

0:37:26.640 --> 0:37:30.240
<v Speaker 1>On a more positive note. We have been talking about death.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go back to birth's if we can for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>There is a little voice message that I'd love to

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<v Speaker 1>play from one of our biggest fans of the podcast.

0:37:39.840 --> 0:37:43.400
<v Speaker 1>Her name is Donna, very active member in the Facebook

0:37:43.400 --> 0:37:48.239
<v Speaker 1>group Love Donna, Donna, where are you? And she has

0:37:48.280 --> 0:37:50.239
<v Speaker 1>sent me just a little message. She announced this in

0:37:50.239 --> 0:37:52.120
<v Speaker 1>the Facebook group, but I thought it's such a lovely

0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:54.600
<v Speaker 1>story that we will mention it on the podcast and Donna,

0:37:54.640 --> 0:37:57.400
<v Speaker 1>you are listening, so we want to say congratulations because

0:37:58.480 --> 0:37:59.959
<v Speaker 1>this is the news that she has to share.

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<v Speaker 4>Highness Donna here number one comment on a little bit

0:38:06.320 --> 0:38:10.120
<v Speaker 4>of news following Woody's great interview at the beginning of

0:38:10.160 --> 0:38:13.719
<v Speaker 4>the week. We are now turning one into two and

0:38:13.840 --> 0:38:18.600
<v Speaker 4>have another successful IVF transfer and we are officially pregnant.

0:38:18.760 --> 0:38:20.600
<v Speaker 1>Ah.

0:38:20.680 --> 0:38:24.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we're super super pleased with that.

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:27.640
<v Speaker 4>We've done two for two now, so that's great.

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:29.759
<v Speaker 1>But yeah, just I share the news with you.

0:38:30.880 --> 0:38:34.360
<v Speaker 2>We love that, love that congratulations that we're covering the

0:38:34.440 --> 0:38:35.520
<v Speaker 2>miracle of life.

0:38:35.840 --> 0:38:43.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah all right, so Donna, congrats and also get ready

0:38:43.440 --> 0:38:44.720
<v Speaker 1>for hell with two kids.

0:38:44.840 --> 0:38:47.360
<v Speaker 2>Ah, I mean it's beautiful.

0:38:47.440 --> 0:38:49.920
<v Speaker 1>We love growing families on this podcast.

0:38:50.000 --> 0:38:51.320
<v Speaker 2>But I can see your nose growing.

0:38:52.440 --> 0:38:53.560
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god. Yeah.

0:38:53.760 --> 0:38:57.160
<v Speaker 2>Look, it is logistically anightmare. But twice the kids twice

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<v Speaker 2>a love, they say.

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<v Speaker 1>Well said, We'll put that on T shirt and to

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else who has any exciting news regarding pregnancies.

0:39:03.640 --> 0:39:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Send it over.

0:39:04.400 --> 0:39:06.160
<v Speaker 1>We would love that to share it on the podcast.

0:39:06.200 --> 0:39:10.600
<v Speaker 2>We should do a segment at the end pregnancy announcements, like, yeah,

0:39:10.640 --> 0:39:12.800
<v Speaker 2>it's kind of like obituaries but opposite.

0:39:12.960 --> 0:39:13.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

0:39:13.800 --> 0:39:18.560
<v Speaker 2>Actually, we could also do if you've got deaths, we

0:39:18.600 --> 0:39:22.480
<v Speaker 2>can investigate. Now, look, we do have a resurgence of

0:39:22.560 --> 0:39:27.600
<v Speaker 2>a previous segment called lies. Let's let's bring it back people.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone is saying, we love this song. It's one of

0:39:29.880 --> 0:39:32.680
<v Speaker 1>the best songs. So for those of you have missed.

0:39:32.600 --> 0:39:34.959
<v Speaker 2>It's actually nominated for an area it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be joke. It was a joke. Everyone wondering,

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<v Speaker 1>this is it? Enjoy?

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<v Speaker 3>Tell me love, tell me all right, Matt, I did

0:39:50.600 --> 0:39:52.160
<v Speaker 3>call out yesterday for some lies.

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<v Speaker 1>Great response, good response, not that we ever get bad responses.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you to everyone who message great response in the

0:40:00.760 --> 0:40:04.440
<v Speaker 1>Facebook group as well. Thirty seven messages slash comments Wow,

0:40:04.600 --> 0:40:07.400
<v Speaker 1>I know, dude, I know. I was like, we've gone viral.

0:40:07.560 --> 0:40:10.040
<v Speaker 1>Great response, So we've got two each. Ash Hit me

0:40:10.040 --> 0:40:12.720
<v Speaker 1>with your best one. Hit me with your best one.

0:40:13.239 --> 0:40:14.759
<v Speaker 2>Just a really quick one which we did have a

0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:21.520
<v Speaker 2>little chuckle about. Someone just said in speech brackets maybe later. Yeah,

0:40:21.640 --> 0:40:22.960
<v Speaker 2>and I always dropped that one.

0:40:23.160 --> 0:40:29.000
<v Speaker 1>We've asked for your best life just why comment? Who

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:29.799
<v Speaker 1>was a call him out?

0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:34.040
<v Speaker 2>Name and shame majures anyway, beautiful name. I got one here.

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<v Speaker 2>So my pop is missing a finger. I tell my

0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:39.400
<v Speaker 2>kids that they will lose their finger for picking their nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good. Simone. Simone Wilson has messaged in on the

0:40:46.280 --> 0:40:49.080
<v Speaker 1>Facebook group. One of the thirty seven ash that commented

0:40:49.080 --> 0:40:51.880
<v Speaker 1>on my post. She says to her kids, if you

0:40:51.920 --> 0:40:53.799
<v Speaker 1>don't let us trim your nails, they will get so

0:40:53.960 --> 0:40:57.400
<v Speaker 1>long you turn into a cat. Dad had a sister

0:40:57.840 --> 0:40:59.879
<v Speaker 1>when he was little, but she grew them too long

0:41:00.040 --> 0:41:01.680
<v Speaker 1>and run away when she turned into a cat, and

0:41:01.719 --> 0:41:02.759
<v Speaker 1>you don't want to be like her.

0:41:05.440 --> 0:41:08.440
<v Speaker 2>This segment's the best because it highlights how creative parents

0:41:08.480 --> 0:41:10.399
<v Speaker 2>are and how stupid kids are.

0:41:11.000 --> 0:41:12.960
<v Speaker 1>Also, cutting nails is a nightmare.

0:41:13.200 --> 0:41:15.800
<v Speaker 2>I don't do it, April does it, but I know

0:41:15.920 --> 0:41:18.439
<v Speaker 2>I cut my own is a nightmare. And this one

0:41:18.520 --> 0:41:22.600
<v Speaker 2>here gress gressss. When my three year old is crying

0:41:22.640 --> 0:41:25.160
<v Speaker 2>super loud, I knock on the door and say that's

0:41:25.200 --> 0:41:27.560
<v Speaker 2>the neighbor telling you to be quiet, and they shut

0:41:27.640 --> 0:41:28.320
<v Speaker 2>up immediately.

0:41:31.600 --> 0:41:34.279
<v Speaker 1>This is from Andrew, who says when my nearly four

0:41:34.400 --> 0:41:36.760
<v Speaker 1>year old demands to watch the TV at six am

0:41:36.880 --> 0:41:38.319
<v Speaker 1>and we are in a rush to get them out

0:41:38.320 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 1>the door to childcare, I quickly go and remove the

0:41:41.719 --> 0:41:44.680
<v Speaker 1>batteries from all TV remotes around the house and show

0:41:44.719 --> 0:41:47.880
<v Speaker 1>them that the remote is not working and the man

0:41:48.400 --> 0:41:50.319
<v Speaker 1>will have to come and fix it. During the day,

0:41:51.320 --> 0:41:55.400
<v Speaker 1>which she, being a child being his kid, fully accepts

0:41:55.480 --> 0:41:59.080
<v Speaker 1>and moves on. If I say no TV, then it's

0:41:59.120 --> 0:42:01.880
<v Speaker 1>a complete melt down in tantrum. So this bypasses all

0:42:01.920 --> 0:42:07.880
<v Speaker 1>the tears and they're screaming, very good, clever, brilliant, brilliant,

0:42:07.960 --> 0:42:09.439
<v Speaker 1>love that brilliant.

0:42:10.080 --> 0:42:12.560
<v Speaker 2>We'll finish today with a couple of questions. How does

0:42:12.560 --> 0:42:13.000
<v Speaker 2>that sound?

0:42:13.120 --> 0:42:18.120
<v Speaker 1>Lovely? Okay, ask this one controversial opinion. You can't be

0:42:18.200 --> 0:42:21.160
<v Speaker 1>friends with your kid as well as be a good parent.

0:42:21.640 --> 0:42:24.200
<v Speaker 1>Do you guys agree or disagree?

0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:28.239
<v Speaker 2>Oh? I think every parent would like to think that

0:42:28.239 --> 0:42:31.200
<v Speaker 2>they're friends. Are they saying you can't be but you've

0:42:31.200 --> 0:42:32.960
<v Speaker 2>gotta be one or the other. That's pretty much what they're.

0:42:32.800 --> 0:42:33.800
<v Speaker 1>Saying, right, Yeah, correct?

0:42:34.560 --> 0:42:35.040
<v Speaker 2>Garbage?

0:42:35.320 --> 0:42:35.680
<v Speaker 1>I think so.

0:42:36.320 --> 0:42:40.600
<v Speaker 2>I think, Look, I would like to say I'm Oscar's

0:42:40.640 --> 0:42:43.520
<v Speaker 2>best friend, but then i'm also his dad, right.

0:42:43.480 --> 0:42:45.960
<v Speaker 1>And you no longer Macy's best friend? And I'm sure.

0:42:48.080 --> 0:42:49.399
<v Speaker 2>I get to be the parent for that one. Then

0:42:49.440 --> 0:42:52.600
<v Speaker 2>I guess I think that's garbage. I think you can

0:42:52.960 --> 0:42:57.120
<v Speaker 2>most certainly be friends and and be a good surely. Okay,

0:42:57.160 --> 0:42:59.520
<v Speaker 2>So what this person's saying is that you've got to

0:42:59.520 --> 0:43:02.319
<v Speaker 2>be a a good parent. Or a bad parent, or

0:43:02.360 --> 0:43:04.919
<v Speaker 2>a good friend or a bad friend. Yeah, I think

0:43:04.960 --> 0:43:07.360
<v Speaker 2>you can be both a bad friend and a bad parent,

0:43:07.400 --> 0:43:08.920
<v Speaker 2>and a good friend and a good parent at the

0:43:08.920 --> 0:43:11.800
<v Speaker 2>same time, and it can be interchangeable.

0:43:11.160 --> 0:43:17.120
<v Speaker 1>Because I guess friendship is such a loose term. It's

0:43:17.160 --> 0:43:21.279
<v Speaker 1>like where do you know friends with benefits? Like where

0:43:21.280 --> 0:43:23.680
<v Speaker 1>do you sit on the friendship scale with your kid?

0:43:23.719 --> 0:43:26.799
<v Speaker 1>Because I guess maybe the idea of you can't be

0:43:26.880 --> 0:43:30.120
<v Speaker 1>a friend and also be that like authoritarian figure.

0:43:29.960 --> 0:43:31.440
<v Speaker 2>That won't tell you seriously.

0:43:31.120 --> 0:43:33.160
<v Speaker 1>For your kid, like obviously if you're going to be

0:43:33.160 --> 0:43:35.759
<v Speaker 1>the friend when the kids get older where you're like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go get drunk in the park.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you can't do that, Like you can't go

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<v Speaker 1>out and get like lit with your kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, don't tell me what I can and can't do.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can still be a friend. You can

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<v Speaker 1>still like hang out with your kids, have that like

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<v Speaker 1>great relationship, but also at the same time be the

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<v Speaker 1>voice of reason, discipline them.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if they respect you, it's different.

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<v Speaker 1>But also friends and have respect.

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<v Speaker 2>At this age at five, we're all friends, we're all

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<v Speaker 2>best friends. But then don't annoy me. I think it's garbage.

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<v Speaker 1>People who have that mentality.

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<v Speaker 2>Have no friends and their kids hate them.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that job done.

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<v Speaker 2>Job done. Now, I have a question for you. Do

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<v Speaker 2>your kids still have a milk bottle or a bottle

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<v Speaker 2>of milk either one? Before going to.

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<v Speaker 1>Bed, we transitioned off the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>To warm water.

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<v Speaker 1>Warm water. Laura had this idea, she said, does she

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<v Speaker 1>pissed the bed? We would have to change a man

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<v Speaker 1>so many times in the middle of the night Lola

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<v Speaker 1>has been like on another bottle, and I've been like,

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<v Speaker 1>I should change a nappy, but also going through the

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<v Speaker 1>process of changing the nappy kind of wakes her up,

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<v Speaker 1>takes her longer to go back to bed, so I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>she'll be fine, and then like I wake up an

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<v Speaker 1>hour later like sleeping and piss which I don't mind. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because she has those pull up nappies and they're not

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<v Speaker 1>as absorbent, but put.

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<v Speaker 2>Two on it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a very good idea, thank you. It was. She

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<v Speaker 1>was man, she's hooked, hooked on dummies. This is Lola,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, who's just gone three in feb hooked

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<v Speaker 1>on dummies, hooked on bottles.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so what are we going to do about baby bottles.

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<v Speaker 1>So we made the call.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, like I say, we you I mean Laura, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>but then you've got to get we also.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we do these things really dumb. If you're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do anything like hectic that's really going to impact

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<v Speaker 1>your sleep, probably best to do it like on a Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>because then you know you don't have too much on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend. So if you aren't really tired, you have

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<v Speaker 1>a nap during the day weekends.

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<v Speaker 2>In my time, bro, I much rather do it during

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<v Speaker 2>the week.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because we know that Laura, like Laura's most hectic

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<v Speaker 1>day of the week is her Mondays. So if you're

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<v Speaker 1>going to start this on a Sunday night, it just

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<v Speaker 1>sets you up for a week of being so tired.

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<v Speaker 1>Start start like on a Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday is

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<v Speaker 1>the best day. Anyway, we started thirst Thursday. There is Ashwicks.

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<v Speaker 1>So we decided on Sunday afternoon just gone that we

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<v Speaker 1>would remove the baby bottle, which has warm water. And

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<v Speaker 1>like Lola is just she's I reckon, she's probably having

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<v Speaker 1>three to five bottles only like quarter full. First one's

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<v Speaker 1>kind of three quarters full. After that she works from

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<v Speaker 1>the middle of the night, give her a warm water.

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<v Speaker 1>She's if back to sleep. Happy day.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're still doing that.

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<v Speaker 1>We said she could keep a dummy, but she has

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<v Speaker 1>to no longer have the baby bottle. She can have

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<v Speaker 1>like a little water bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>Like and more days. Now it's Wednesday, Wednesday.

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<v Speaker 1>It's beating an absolute hell as a tellish situation.

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<v Speaker 2>As expected.

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy. It sucks. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>we're in this fucking awful sow to swear drop them

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<v Speaker 1>in this awful scenario where Sunday night. First night, she

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<v Speaker 1>woke up at about one in the morning, she was

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<v Speaker 1>up for about an hour because she was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>want the bottle. I want the bottle, and we're like, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no bottles, you got your dummy, shut up and chill out.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't say that, We said it in a very pleasant,

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<v Speaker 1>polite way. But she just couldn't get back to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>So then she woke up eventually tired as anything, then

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<v Speaker 1>had a nap of daycare. So then all night up

0:47:10.719 --> 0:47:13.200
<v Speaker 1>all night, and we're in this vicious cycle. We're saying

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<v Speaker 1>to daycare, hey, you can't let her nap, and they

0:47:16.600 --> 0:47:18.160
<v Speaker 1>were like, yeah, we know, but there's you know, there's

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<v Speaker 1>two teachers for the room of like twelve kids. They're like,

0:47:22.320 --> 0:47:24.120
<v Speaker 1>you know, we can't, we can't have eyes on her.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's amaze you fell asleep at the table once.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't take your eyes off them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're tired.

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<v Speaker 2>The other day when I got I was at your

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<v Speaker 2>house and Lola was there and she was like looking

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<v Speaker 2>at me on the couch and then I looked away.

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<v Speaker 1>I looked back and she was it happened that quick.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, happens?

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<v Speaker 2>Also, did she get that whistle I left her?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it been.

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<v Speaker 2>Got a second one.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're currently going through that at the moment. And

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<v Speaker 1>a few people have messaged usin said because we have

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<v Speaker 1>like a photo on stories and it's in the morning

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<v Speaker 1>and Lola still got She likes to just hold her

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<v Speaker 1>bottle in the morning. And people are like, but she's three,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't be doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you making up the rules? It's look, if

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<v Speaker 2>someone's going to send us she's you can't you know,

0:48:00.760 --> 0:48:02.120
<v Speaker 2>let you do that? Do you know what I'm saying?

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck off? We're in the rules of the say you

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<v Speaker 2>can't just do what like we always say, do your best. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>my kids don't have it at night. They have have

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<v Speaker 2>a bottle in the morning. They wake up in the morning,

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<v Speaker 2>they love a little bottle of milk.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, can I just ask you one question if.

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<v Speaker 2>I may, Joel, you're not fit to run, Jill, But.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you like to give them breakfast first and

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<v Speaker 1>then the bottle last?

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<v Speaker 2>No, they strained the bottle first. But then when they

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<v Speaker 2>have breakfast straight after, they intertoast straight away. Yeah, that's crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>They had the bottle first, and then why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>use like the bottle is like the bait to get

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<v Speaker 1>them to finish.

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<v Speaker 2>But they finished their breakfast the only meal in the

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<v Speaker 2>day they finish shook you shook to the chorus, wow

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<v Speaker 2>oscar as well, yep, love a little bit. But what

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<v Speaker 2>I do is I go a little bit of milk,

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<v Speaker 2>heat it up and fill the rest with water so

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<v Speaker 2>they get hydrated at the same time.

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<v Speaker 1>Very good.

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<v Speaker 2>And then and they're not constipated. May see somehow still

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<v Speaker 2>is she can shit and then straight into toast or

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<v Speaker 2>whatever else they want.

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<v Speaker 1>So when they go to bed at nighttime, what do

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<v Speaker 1>they have? They just raw dog it like no dummy,

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<v Speaker 1>no bottle or nothing. Man, do you have to pat

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<v Speaker 1>them to sleep. No, that is amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you. I'm an amazing parent.

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<v Speaker 1>You are such a good parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, thank you. Look, I'm not going to take credit, April.

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<v Speaker 1>April, you're a great parent.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, you've already taken my daughter. You're trying to take that,

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<v Speaker 2>There is a link in the show notes. And maybe

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<v Speaker 2>we might give some to some punters.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we will figure out with a lack of public care.

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