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Speaker 2: If I say noll, you'd not do it.

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Speaker 1: I went upstairs to your bedroom just now. I may

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Speaker 2: Did you sniff Monday's?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely? Also, whilst I was mid sniff, I looked at

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Speaker 2: That is a super king.

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Speaker 1: That must be delightful.

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Speaker 2: It is good. It's nice to sleep in a different postcode.

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Speaker 1: Are you the left are your left side?

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Speaker 2: I'm closest to the window closes an intruder.

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Speaker 1: Love that when you're having sex, do you normally favor

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Speaker 2: I'm asexual. Actually that is.

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Speaker 1: Not true at all.

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Speaker 2: You're an absolute I am not.

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Speaker 1: I can smell your erection from here.

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Speaker 2: That and you probably should see a doctor about it.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two doting dads. I am Maddie.

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Speaker 2: J and I am Ash.

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Speaker 1: And this is a podcast all about parenting. It is

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Speaker 1: the good, it is.

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Speaker 2: The bad and the related.

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Speaker 1: And if you've come wanting any type of advice, any crumb,

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Speaker 1: never have, never intend to.

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Speaker 2: Must leave that generic statement at the front just in case.

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Speaker 1: So where do we begin?

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Speaker 2: Where do we again? Before we begin, we just want

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Speaker 2: to acknowledge Stonewood. And I was drinking of stone and

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Speaker 2: Wood on tap at the airport yesterday. And we always

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Speaker 2: talk about best places for a beer. Airport beer.

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Speaker 1: It's top shelf.

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Speaker 2: It's up there with shower beer.

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Speaker 1: What time, Ash, Because you had a very early flight,

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Speaker 2: Look, I was tempted, but I did have a big

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Speaker 2: and yeah, I had a nice Pacific ail on tap

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Speaker 2: And I even just had my head, my noise canceling

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Speaker 2: tasting every aroma of that Pacific stone wood.

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Speaker 1: It's an absolutely delightful drop. And I'm just gonna cheers

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Speaker 1: if I'm a just one second, Ash, cheers, cheers. I

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Speaker 1: was going to say, even better than an airport beer

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Speaker 1: is when I get to sit here with a mic

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Speaker 1: in front of me, in front of my favorite co host.

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Speaker 2: Your only co host, you oh sipping a stone.

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Speaker 1: Wood out of a can, which we don't often do.

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Speaker 2: And for the last time in this house. Yes, I

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Speaker 2: am being moved on. Before we do move on though,

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Speaker 2: thank you to Stone and Wood as always for making

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Speaker 2: these episodes possible. But I am mid move As you

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling.

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Speaker 2: I'm fucking over it. To be honest, I rang you

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Speaker 2: last night. I was fucking you had an event, I

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Speaker 2: had a really big evan and I'm just so off it.

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Speaker 2: I'm off it. There's just everything happens at once. Why

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Speaker 2: can't it just be like, hey, Ash, you need to

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Speaker 2: And then he's bullshitted to us that he wants to

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Speaker 1: Yes, okay, I love the past. Put that out it

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Speaker 1: is you're doing. Can I just say you guys are

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you doing a great job.

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Speaker 1: I can only begin to appreciate how stressful life is

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Speaker 2: Away. Next week you're going to work trip if they

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Speaker 1: What's what's the house that you're seeing?

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Speaker 2: You've got just a friend of ours. They're moving away

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Speaker 2: I've been there before, but I was on the piece

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Speaker 2: You're going to cut us a deal that I mean,

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Speaker 1: How do you feel then about your friend becoming your landlord?

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Speaker 2: I tell you right now, anyone would be better than

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Speaker 2: better than the current landlord I have now. The guy

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Speaker 2: No, they just he was here the other day, like

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Speaker 1: Why doesn't he fix the beam after you guys are gone?

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Speaker 2: Because it's a long story, but it's a piece of shit. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Something doesn't add up. Something's a bit off here.

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Speaker 2: I hope the place burns down.

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Speaker 1: But not impacting the neighbors.

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Speaker 2: No, fuck the neighbors too, Okay, fuck yeah. Fuck Damn,

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Speaker 1: Damn I'm off it.

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Speaker 2: Are you off me? No? I'm off them? I'm off

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Speaker 1: That made me say it again one more. You were

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Speaker 2: Some funny looks? I've never done this before. I took

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Speaker 2: So yesterday I did go to the Sney Coast to

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Speaker 1: Very good baker. I really enjoyed my baking. I didn't

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Speaker 2: And he was impressed. And honestly, what was you doing?

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Speaker 2: I have never you know, I'm not a perfectionist like you.

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Speaker 1: In some we meet in the middle.

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Speaker 2: We meet in the middle of a lot, and that's good.

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Speaker 1: And I'm rubbing off on you.

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Speaker 1: Maybe you found your secret calling.

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Speaker 2: I couldn't do it every day.

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Speaker 2: I look, I have a lot of respect for cake

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Speaker 1: I feel like cake decorators don't get the recognition they deserve.

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Speaker 2: I know absolutely. It's just about it took the words

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Speaker 2: There's two things. It's very therapeutic I find.

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Speaker 1: I worked for. I come read the name of the magazine.

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Speaker 1: They're a food mag and I was just like an assistant,

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Speaker 1: Shoot them all and then we'd like finish one, shoot

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Speaker 2: But not to do it every day. No, it's not.

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Speaker 2: It does take. I mean, like for pastry chefs, first

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Speaker 2: I can't give them all. I can't give them everything.

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Speaker 2: I can't give them everything.

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Speaker 1: I've got, decorators, fantastic, keep up the good work.

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Speaker 2: Pastry chefs, get a real job. No, apparently there is

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Speaker 1: Is there there is? But look there's who Who's the.

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Speaker 2: Chef I was with yesterday, Andy Cook? But he's got

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Speaker 2: a lot of respect for them. He has to say that.

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Speaker 2: So I wasn't get canceled. But I don't, but I

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Speaker 2: do in different ways anyway. Whatever, don't enough about that? Well,

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Speaker 2: I made a cake and then I bring it back

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Speaker 2: on an aeroplane.

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Speaker 1: Do you put on your lap or overhead? It was

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Speaker 2: It was a spar seat.

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Speaker 1: Perfect.

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Speaker 2: The guy next to me was like, there because what

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Speaker 2: kind of cake was it? It was a red truck cake.

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Speaker 2: This morning he got to see so I got home

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Speaker 2: We would kill each other with niceness. That's lovely. It'd

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Speaker 2: And I thought, brilliant, I need to shit. So I

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Speaker 2: It has just completely fallen out of my rectum. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Let's just pray to the Pooh gods that it's like

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Speaker 2: Well, I looked over to where the toilet paper is empty.

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Speaker 2: There's no one else in the toilet, no one else

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Speaker 2: I thought, what am I going to do? As you do,

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Speaker 2: So I poked my head out just to see if

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Speaker 2: worth it?

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Speaker 1: Why don't you just pull your pants up?

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Speaker 2: I didn't want to get shit in my pants and

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Speaker 1: But then surely, surely, I.

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Speaker 2: Look, it's five thirty in the morning. Bro, I've poked

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Speaker 2: I poked my head out to see I wigh up

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Speaker 2: to pull my pants up because I I didn't have

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Speaker 1: I think surely you can, just like you can step

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Speaker 2: How much control of your ass cheeks do you have?

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Speaker 1: Buy me a drink and.

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Speaker 2: Very good and you know how interesting my asshole.

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Speaker 1: Is yeah, I'm roid ridden.

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Speaker 2: Ridden, easy on, I'm very good now it's been downgraded

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Speaker 2: Don't need that at all. So I decided to just

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Speaker 1: And then it would be a fucking shame to miss your.

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Speaker 2: Fly because of this. And I've poked my head out again,

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Speaker 2: thinking okay, I can make it. I can make it.

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Speaker 2: Is anyone coming, I've gone to go and I heard

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Speaker 2: His head just went and he turned around and I

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Speaker 2: just check there's no toilet paper in here? On me

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Speaker 2: Can you just check the store next to me if

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Speaker 2: So he finished doing his way or whatever. I went

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Speaker 1: Not often you get asked that question.

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Speaker 2: I was like, just enough so that I could even

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Speaker 1: How long is a piece of string? Yeah? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I was like, just give us whatever you think and

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Speaker 2: And he was like, no worries. Cob kept moving and

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Speaker 2: then I was like, all right, went rolled it up.

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Speaker 2: So it was nice to give myself a nice one

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Speaker 2: to see what I'm working with, because you don't know

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Speaker 2: what you're working with, right, And I've gone and I've wiped,

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Speaker 2: no friction. It was a clean snap. So that whole

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Speaker 1: Surely you would have known, though, No, you don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to put my hand there because if

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Speaker 1: But you have an inkling. I normally like I have

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Speaker 2: My interesting asshole is always going to be very good

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Speaker 2: to roll the dice anyway. So that whole ten to

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Speaker 2: just had one square to check. I was standing there

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Speaker 1: You could have eaten dinner off your asshole.

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Speaker 2: I could have. It was so clean. There's so many

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Speaker 2: He's gone, asshole. Ew it goes. And then I got up.

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Speaker 2: Obviously I washed my hands even though I didn't need to,

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Speaker 2: you Andrew. I was like, no, I'm Ash and they're like, oh, yes,

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Speaker 2: I was like, yes, I've got no toilet. Anyways, I

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Speaker 2: back here.

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Speaker 1: I am done, just quickly on wiping your ass. Weird

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Speaker 1: thing has happened in my family. You scruncher, you're a folder.

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Speaker 2: No, I'm like a raveler. There like a yeah, I'll

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Speaker 2: show you. I'm just gonna go and get some toilet

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Speaker 2: paper into it to pull my pants out.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's very flirty today with you.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, mate, what's your toilet paper of choice? Before I

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Speaker 2: give you my answer? Quilton Quilton shout out to Quilton.

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Speaker 2: If you're listening the good stuff product. I'm a raveler

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Speaker 2: and I feel like everyone only gives you two options,

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Speaker 2: folder or scruncher. I'm my nervous. Have I just uncovered

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Speaker 2: something here?

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Speaker 1: I've never bet a raveler before.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is a raveler. Some would say it's somewhat

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Speaker 2: of a folder, but it's not. Okay, so I've gotten

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Speaker 2: going to give you demonstration. First of all, let's crack the.

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Speaker 1: Seal, fresh roll you take?

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Speaker 2: Hang on, No, that's all right, let me start again.

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Speaker 2: It needs to be tired at more tension.

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Speaker 1: Wow, I've never seen anything like that in my life.

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Speaker 2: Should we go? Get every's gonna come home? Who's here?

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Speaker 1: So?

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Speaker 2: Dog?

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Speaker 1: Who taught you this?

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Speaker 2: I'm a self taught traveler. This is for all ravelers

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Speaker 2: out there. When someone says to you, are you don't

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Speaker 2: miss identify me? Don't miss identify me?

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Speaker 1: Can I show you what I do?

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do a dry run or a wet run,

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Speaker 2: wet one. It was gonna be like, where the fuck

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Speaker 2: is all this?

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Speaker 1: But there? Hang on, well very dainty. Wait, so then

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Speaker 1: I can do like I can wipe with that, and

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Speaker 1: then I can do like this and wipe again, and

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Speaker 1: then if I want to, I can even go like what, Oh, you're.

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Speaker 2: One of those people that would chain themselves to a tree, ain't.

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Speaker 1: I just think?

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Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. Go on. That's how you

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Speaker 2: do it when there's no traders in the house. Now,

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Speaker 2: if there's traders in the house, what do you do?

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Speaker 1: Exactly?

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 1: You go.

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Speaker 2: It's like when you change your accent when you talking,

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Speaker 2: It's like, oh, yes, darling yes, and then the trade goes,

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Speaker 2: how are you bloody go maying alright.

442
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:13,440
Speaker 1: And you're like, that's an attack on Trade's okay, that's

443
00:20:13,440 --> 00:20:17,400
Speaker 1: Marley wipes like a trading because she's still obviously Now

444
00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,639
Speaker 1: she goes a taller and she goes, dad, wipe my bomb.

445
00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,160
Speaker 2: Is that a trading thing?

446
00:20:22,200 --> 00:20:26,600
Speaker 1: Is it? Come in? I'm like, all right, touchdowes, wipe

447
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:30,399
Speaker 1: it bum. And then she saw me folding as I

448
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:33,000
Speaker 1: just was just now folding the tall paper and she

449
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:34,920
Speaker 1: looks at me and she's like, what are you doing?

450
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I'm folding the tall paper. She goes

451
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:41,200
Speaker 1: scrunch it. So she was demanding the scrunch. She's only

452
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,840
Speaker 1: a scruncher. And I'm like, oh my god.

453
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,080
Speaker 2: Maybe she could be a reveler. Now I'm going to

454
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:48,240
Speaker 2: start it. I'm going to start a movement. You've heard

455
00:20:48,280 --> 00:20:49,320
Speaker 2: it here. First, she is.

456
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,320
Speaker 1: A pure scruncher. Fuck the revelers stuff.

457
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:56,960
Speaker 2: Don't you dare? That's discriminatory. I don't like it.

458
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:00,200
Speaker 1: I feel like in the pyramid, the hierarchy of all

459
00:21:00,240 --> 00:21:04,240
Speaker 1: the paper folder is elite. I'd say raveler is second.

460
00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:05,199
Speaker 2: I'll take it.

461
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,520
Speaker 1: Scrunchert is down the bottom. I'll take it.

462
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,960
Speaker 2: I'll take that. I'll take that. Now I've got another

463
00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:12,439
Speaker 2: question for you. We've really got on a tangent here

464
00:21:12,440 --> 00:21:15,800
Speaker 2: and I like it now, the wiping of the child's

465
00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:18,320
Speaker 2: bump while they're on the toilet. You did just say

466
00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:19,840
Speaker 2: touch your toes?

467
00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:19,680
Speaker 1: Yes.

468
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:23,679
Speaker 2: Can you give me an example of how that would work?

469
00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:27,040
Speaker 2: So turn your chair. That chair is the toilet.

470
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Speaker 1: So normally, actually what I tend to do now is.

471
00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:32,680
Speaker 2: She standing sitting? What's the deal?

472
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:35,639
Speaker 1: So Marlie will stand up with this?

473
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:40,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, she'll turn to the side. Wow, okay, like that.

474
00:21:41,119 --> 00:21:44,560
Speaker 1: But now I've gotten to the habit. I say, put

475
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,720
Speaker 1: your hands on my shoes.

476
00:21:48,359 --> 00:21:53,119
Speaker 2: So I think I know where you're going with this, Marley.

477
00:21:53,160 --> 00:21:54,959
Speaker 1: Will I bend over, put her hands on my shoes,

478
00:21:55,040 --> 00:21:58,000
Speaker 1: rest them there or so she's like a cat almost,

479
00:21:58,640 --> 00:22:01,080
Speaker 1: And then I.

480
00:22:00,160 --> 00:22:01,879
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so I got one for you. You know,

481
00:22:02,400 --> 00:22:04,399
Speaker 2: put your chair back out over there. I ask. I

482
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:06,800
Speaker 2: was going to leank forward towards me like this, okay,

483
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,760
Speaker 2: And then he comes forward a bit bang like that,

484
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,119
Speaker 2: head between my leg and then I go like that,

485
00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:18,600
Speaker 2: what do you reckon?

486
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 1: I've never been to rouse, but you lock him in.

487
00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:26,600
Speaker 1: It's like a bull getting the horns, like lock him in,

488
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 1: like by the head.

489
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:31,280
Speaker 2: Exactly right. So when they like milk a cow, when

490
00:22:31,280 --> 00:22:34,080
Speaker 2: they milk a cow, or what do they do? Is

491
00:22:34,080 --> 00:22:36,240
Speaker 2: it how they kill a cow? I don't know when

492
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 2: they milk a cow or they fist a cow? Is

493
00:22:38,800 --> 00:22:39,920
Speaker 2: that what they do it? Now? They fist?

494
00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:42,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, cow fisting.

495
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:46,760
Speaker 2: Sure, they lock their heads in so they can't wrangle away. Yeah,

496
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,080
Speaker 2: So I just do like that. What do you reckon?

497
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,960
Speaker 1: Very good? Very very good. I like that a lot.

498
00:22:51,080 --> 00:22:53,320
Speaker 1: I like that a lot, brilliant. I'll be using that

499
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Speaker 1: with Laura.

500
00:22:57,560 --> 00:22:59,720
Speaker 2: That went off a bit a bit, and I like that.

501
00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,080
Speaker 1: I'm all for it. We often I feel like last

502
00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:04,240
Speaker 1: year or the beginning of this year, every episode was

503
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:06,720
Speaker 1: about shit. We had a little break from talking about shit.

504
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:09,800
Speaker 2: Now we're right, some episodes just about shit.

505
00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 1: In the sweet spot. I've been meaning to ask. I

506
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:14,679
Speaker 1: did ask you on text a couple of days ago.

507
00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 1: How is Macie? How is she?

508
00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 2: I know what you're referring to. So do you want

509
00:23:22,040 --> 00:23:23,200
Speaker 2: to give a context or do you want me to

510
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:23,800
Speaker 2: give a context?

511
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Speaker 1: Can I say, firstly, thank you for the tickets to

512
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:31,120
Speaker 1: Disney On ice, families came together again? To enjoy one

513
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,600
Speaker 1: hell of a show.

514
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:36,240
Speaker 2: An amazing show. Only one guy fell over on the ice,

515
00:23:36,480 --> 00:23:38,520
Speaker 2: which one I don't know his name.

516
00:23:38,600 --> 00:23:39,440
Speaker 1: That's whateverite part.

517
00:23:39,920 --> 00:23:42,640
Speaker 2: Just one guy was really quick he recovered.

518
00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:43,919
Speaker 1: They get up quick, don't they.

519
00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,000
Speaker 2: They spring back up.

520
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,479
Speaker 1: They're very good. We had the families, their kids were

521
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 1: having a great time. And then I don't know what happened.

522
00:23:52,720 --> 00:23:56,480
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what happened. Every dad who has a

523
00:23:56,560 --> 00:24:00,480
Speaker 2: daughter and you know it daddy's little girl, and you're

524
00:24:00,520 --> 00:24:04,160
Speaker 2: like this dady's little girl. Macy's not my little girl anymore.

525
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:07,600
Speaker 2: And this is what's happened. She edged over to us,

526
00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:11,199
Speaker 2: She edged over, looking for it was quite late for

527
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 2: a child of that age. Yeah, sh was dark, was dark,

528
00:24:15,119 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 2: she edged over, and I thought she's coming over for

529
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,560
Speaker 2: a cuddle, just getting tired. Yeah, she completely bline past

530
00:24:20,640 --> 00:24:23,040
Speaker 2: me and went to one Matthew Johnson.

531
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Speaker 1: And this has never happened. For we've never had a cuddle.

532
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:28,200
Speaker 1: We've never ever We've had like a little exchange every

533
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:30,639
Speaker 1: now and then, just like you know, hey, HAWII high five.

534
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 1: That's a nice banana, you know, enjoy your lunch type chat. Yeah,

535
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: And that's been it. That's been it.

536
00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,560
Speaker 2: But she's gone straight past me and onto your lap

537
00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 2: for a little cuddle.

538
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: The relationship is just leaps and bounds And all it

539
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:44,720
Speaker 1: took was a bit of Disney and I.

540
00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,480
Speaker 2: She was there for the whole second act.

541
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Speaker 1: Well, she came, we were sitting together, she came for

542
00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:50,680
Speaker 1: a cuddle. Then she wouldn't leave.

543
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:54,879
Speaker 2: She stayed. And then when the show ended and you

544
00:24:54,920 --> 00:24:58,119
Speaker 2: were like, got a we went to take Macy off you.

545
00:24:58,840 --> 00:25:03,440
Speaker 2: She was in morning. Even Laura was like, what the fuck?

546
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 1: What? She was like, that's never happened. Sometimes kids just

547
00:25:11,200 --> 00:25:12,359
Speaker 1: have like.

548
00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:15,159
Speaker 2: They just latch onto someone. And then she was like

549
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:20,800
Speaker 2: on my shoulder, like and then he came back to

550
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:25,320
Speaker 2: like and then again for another cuddle. Beautiful And then

551
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 2: April had to step in and she sobbed all the

552
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:33,160
Speaker 2: way home. Yeah, she's never been the same. It was amazing,

553
00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:35,000
Speaker 2: just because I said that. We were walking back to

554
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,600
Speaker 2: the car and she was like, I was like, do

555
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:40,720
Speaker 2: you love Maddie Jays? She's like you And I was like, okay,

556
00:25:40,960 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: that's cool.

557
00:25:41,880 --> 00:25:44,439
Speaker 1: I mean what about me? My biggest question is like

558
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: is that where we're at? Like can I give her

559
00:25:47,160 --> 00:25:49,760
Speaker 1: a cuddle when I see her? Yeah, she'd be Okay

560
00:25:50,080 --> 00:25:52,760
Speaker 1: should I play like you know how, I like thought

561
00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:54,439
Speaker 1: I was at a place with Oscar where I could like,

562
00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,480
Speaker 1: I wonder, I'll be heartbreaking if I can see Macie

563
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 1: again and a go for a cuddle and she's like whoa.

564
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:04,400
Speaker 2: That was a way to maybe just get down on

565
00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:08,440
Speaker 2: her level, go cuddle and then just see what happens. Okay,

566
00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:09,640
Speaker 2: she'll go straight there.

567
00:26:10,119 --> 00:26:13,399
Speaker 1: It was very good the show. Thank you once again.

568
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,440
Speaker 1: I only have one complaint about Disney on ice.

569
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:18,480
Speaker 2: Yep, not enough nudity.

570
00:26:21,480 --> 00:26:26,080
Speaker 1: There's plenty that and the fact that those little ones,

571
00:26:26,560 --> 00:26:30,400
Speaker 1: there's little light up ones like fifty bucks, fifty five dollars.

572
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:34,880
Speaker 2: Someone actually messaged me saying the lady behind us complained

573
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,560
Speaker 2: to her five year old daughter because she was waving

574
00:26:37,600 --> 00:26:38,240
Speaker 2: a wander out.

575
00:26:38,920 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 1: That's like the whole point of like, what the fuck are.

576
00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,520
Speaker 2: You doing at Disney. If you're complaining about.

577
00:26:43,280 --> 00:26:47,360
Speaker 1: That, don't go to Disney. It's like people saying it's

578
00:26:47,359 --> 00:26:48,639
Speaker 1: too loud, there's too much dancing.

579
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 2: There was too much Disney at that Disney show.

580
00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:53,840
Speaker 1: Can I just say as well, we got pretty lucky

581
00:26:53,880 --> 00:26:56,440
Speaker 1: that we were sitting a little bit further back, because

582
00:26:56,480 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 1: apparently those who are closer to the ice. It's free.

583
00:27:01,160 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 2: I was at a beautiful temperature. It was lovely and

584
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 2: I actually took my jacket.

585
00:27:05,240 --> 00:27:12,400
Speaker 1: Off, actually got no pants on. This temperature is delightful.

586
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 1: I did dance, yes, a bit of dancing, which was

587
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:16,560
Speaker 1: it was lovely.

588
00:27:16,840 --> 00:27:18,800
Speaker 2: It was good. It was it was a good show.

589
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,520
Speaker 2: It was a lot of family fun for everybody.

590
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:24,080
Speaker 1: Before we go on to a new segment, well.

591
00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,119
Speaker 2: It's a resurgence of an old segment.

592
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:29,199
Speaker 1: I do want to make reference to a situation that

593
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: happened at our house that actually made it into the press.

594
00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:36,159
Speaker 2: All the press. I haven't seen that as made as

595
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:39,640
Speaker 2: I did see something I didn't pay a lot of attention.

596
00:27:39,920 --> 00:27:42,800
Speaker 1: Laura had spoken about it on her podcast, and we

597
00:27:42,840 --> 00:27:44,639
Speaker 1: do have a few people that listen to Life I

598
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:47,159
Speaker 1: cut also listening to Dunning Dads, and I do have

599
00:27:47,240 --> 00:27:53,240
Speaker 1: to say they're a podcast which embellishes stories, veers far

600
00:27:53,359 --> 00:27:57,240
Speaker 1: away from the truth. We're the only podcast out there

601
00:27:57,760 --> 00:28:01,000
Speaker 1: which hang on a minute, focuses on the truth and

602
00:28:01,040 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: nothing but the truth.

603
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,520
Speaker 2: Are you calling fake news?

604
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,520
Speaker 1: She's a fucking liar.

605
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:10,040
Speaker 2: She's a liar, and what fake news?

606
00:28:10,119 --> 00:28:15,200
Speaker 1: What happened was the police were called to our neighbor RNDA,

607
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,680
Speaker 1: no other neighbor other side.

608
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: This is with the shopping at the front. I saw

609
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:23,520
Speaker 2: the shopping, the shopping that was Friday, Yes, I was there. Yeah,

610
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 2: so I'm part of the story. Yeah. Hey, well no

611
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 2: one from the media has reached out for comment because

612
00:28:30,280 --> 00:28:32,040
Speaker 2: I did see the shopping.

613
00:28:31,760 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: Yes, and I thought, that's what have they got.

614
00:28:37,240 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: I wasn't thinking anything other than what have they got?

615
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:40,360
Speaker 2: They got anything good? Because I'm taking it.

616
00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,640
Speaker 1: She never normally has a shopping there. And for those

617
00:28:42,680 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: of you so who don't know next to us, like

618
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:48,880
Speaker 1: shared War is an elderly lady. She must be in

619
00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:51,000
Speaker 1: her eighties. We rarely see her.

620
00:28:51,080 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 2: She's been on well I've never seen her.

621
00:28:52,760 --> 00:28:55,320
Speaker 1: I've never seen her. Sometimes we're like, it's weird, dude.

622
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:58,760
Speaker 1: Sometimes we'll hear like I remember one time I was

623
00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 1: going to bed. I was turning off lights. It's maybe

624
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:03,480
Speaker 1: eleven o'clock and it was when the tennis was on

625
00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:07,000
Speaker 1: the Australian Open, and I thought, what's that noise that

626
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:11,360
Speaker 1: smell and I could just hear the tennis was on.

627
00:29:11,600 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: Actually happened a few times. Would never hear it during

628
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:16,240
Speaker 1: the day. It was only like eleven o'clock midnight. I

629
00:29:16,240 --> 00:29:17,880
Speaker 1: would hear the TV on her.

630
00:29:18,160 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 2: She a vampire.

631
00:29:19,320 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 1: I think she's a vampire.

632
00:29:20,800 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 2: Bro Wow, yeah, never met one.

633
00:29:23,760 --> 00:29:25,800
Speaker 1: But that's the only time Laura has seen her once

634
00:29:25,920 --> 00:29:28,640
Speaker 1: or twice. Apart from that, We're like, is she still there?

635
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 1: Not quite sure, but the shopping arrived Friday morning. It's

636
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 1: now seven o'clock at night. Shopping is still there. And

637
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: we know that for old people, the shopping is the

638
00:29:38,400 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: most exciting slash important part.

639
00:29:41,000 --> 00:29:41,960
Speaker 2: That's all I've got.

640
00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. It was still there, started to rain,

641
00:29:46,480 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: started to rain rain, and then at this point, it's

642
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 1: worth noting that Laura has removed this part from her story.

643
00:29:53,440 --> 00:29:55,760
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so this is where the lies come in.

644
00:29:56,040 --> 00:29:57,320
Speaker 1: Laura tried to kill the neighbor.

645
00:29:58,040 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 2: Cool did she?

646
00:30:01,360 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: No? But Laura was like should I should? I like,

647
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: what should we do here? And I was like, We're

648
00:30:08,520 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: knock on the door, still nothing, and I was like, oh,

649
00:30:11,720 --> 00:30:16,040
Speaker 1: do we call? Like what's another? Ended up calling Triple zero.

650
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,240
Speaker 1: It must have been a quiet night because within a heartbeat,

651
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: one cop car, two cop cars, and they were all

652
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,600
Speaker 1: there kind of standing like, oh, what.

653
00:30:23,560 --> 00:30:26,160
Speaker 2: Do we do? She's like eighty She's.

654
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:29,200
Speaker 1: Like eighty we haven't heard anything from her for a while,

655
00:30:29,240 --> 00:30:31,400
Speaker 1: and we're like we kind of say we know that

656
00:30:31,440 --> 00:30:35,000
Speaker 1: she's been on well also, and they're like, we just

657
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:36,840
Speaker 1: don't want to We don't want to bang down the

658
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:39,360
Speaker 1: door because obviously you got like a broken door.

659
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:41,640
Speaker 2: It's like my grandmother's in her eighties and every time

660
00:30:41,680 --> 00:30:45,920
Speaker 2: she doesn't answer the phone, we're like, is she heard

661
00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 2: from her? Yeah?

662
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,800
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, And so then they're like, we're going to

663
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,440
Speaker 1: get the police rescue here because they can pick the locks.

664
00:30:52,920 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: But the police rescue vans, the big white ones. Yeah yeah, yeah,

665
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,800
Speaker 1: yeah yeah, So that thing rocks ou.

666
00:30:57,840 --> 00:30:59,480
Speaker 2: I thought they're going to send a helicopter.

667
00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:02,880
Speaker 1: Was yeah. I was like, only thing missing was a

668
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:05,240
Speaker 1: helicopter with the spotlight on her house. Maybe that would

669
00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:08,000
Speaker 1: have woken her up. But we've got like four cop cars.

670
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:09,520
Speaker 1: People must have thought there was a murder.

671
00:31:09,640 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 2: Did the news come, No news, no news.

672
00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: Unfortunately. I was like doing my head in case they're

673
00:31:16,120 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: where's the makeup guy, But they were like, we want

674
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: to try and pick the lock, and then they went

675
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:23,080
Speaker 1: to the back of the house. They were picking the lock,

676
00:31:23,160 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 1: and meanwhile everyone's still banging on the door being like, hello,

677
00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:28,680
Speaker 1: anyone there, and then as they were about to pick

678
00:31:28,720 --> 00:31:31,680
Speaker 1: the lock slash kicking the door, she was like hello,

679
00:31:36,400 --> 00:31:39,440
Speaker 1: just like people with spotlights in her house, happy to

680
00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:42,440
Speaker 1: say she's alive, and well, okay.

681
00:31:42,200 --> 00:31:44,000
Speaker 2: She's alive, and well what happened?

682
00:31:44,520 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: She was just having an app she was asleep.

683
00:31:47,920 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.

684
00:31:48,800 --> 00:31:50,160
Speaker 1: She was like, Oh, I'm just waking up.

685
00:31:50,240 --> 00:31:51,280
Speaker 2: I'm just waking up of the day.

686
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,960
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's like, ignore that.

687
00:31:53,880 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 2: You can sleep whenever you want.

688
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:56,720
Speaker 1: She does sleep a lot.

689
00:31:56,880 --> 00:31:59,160
Speaker 2: During COVID. I used to go out and visit my

690
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:01,800
Speaker 2: grandmother and stay with her, like for honest, it was

691
00:32:01,840 --> 00:32:04,800
Speaker 2: like a Saturday just because she just needs some company. Yeah,

692
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 2: and she loved the races. She doesn't bad, but she

693
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: just loves horses. It's cute. Took it to the races too.

694
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,440
Speaker 2: That's different story for another day. But one time I

695
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,440
Speaker 2: walked in and she was laying on the couch. Presumably

696
00:32:17,480 --> 00:32:20,680
Speaker 2: I thought she was dead, and I was like, oh great,

697
00:32:24,400 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: laughing at my dead name. I was like, oh great,

698
00:32:28,720 --> 00:32:31,400
Speaker 2: and then well I better call someone. As I went

699
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:34,840
Speaker 2: to call someone, she was like, it's a miracle, Like

700
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:37,240
Speaker 2: I was just about to check your poles. I would

701
00:32:37,240 --> 00:32:39,880
Speaker 2: hate to get to the age where people think you're

702
00:32:39,920 --> 00:32:46,720
Speaker 2: dead every time you're sleeping. Speaking of dead neighbors, you

703
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,080
Speaker 2: just really don't. Yeah, fucking hell, we have these episodes

704
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: where you just jog my memory with things. I've had

705
00:32:52,720 --> 00:32:56,000
Speaker 2: two neighbors die in my lifetime. Could it be me?

706
00:32:56,160 --> 00:32:57,920
Speaker 2: Possibly the first one.

707
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,880
Speaker 1: That's why you get kicked out because all the neighbors

708
00:33:00,880 --> 00:33:02,920
Speaker 1: and you're like, we can't live near, we can't live near. Yeah.

709
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: I used to live in d Y, which is a

710
00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:08,360
Speaker 2: suburb in Sydney. It's Northern Beaches, and we lived in

711
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:12,680
Speaker 2: a unit. Okay, and our next door neighbor, who was

712
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 2: somewhat of a creep, I would say, he was quite.

713
00:33:15,200 --> 00:33:17,680
Speaker 2: It wasn't old old. He was like maybe in his seventies.

714
00:33:17,880 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, old blacky mum who's very young. It's brightly

715
00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 2: for her age. I just fucking backed that up.

716
00:33:25,280 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw that, like see the panic in your eyes.

717
00:33:28,880 --> 00:33:34,360
Speaker 2: I was like he was on blood thinners. I didn't

718
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,960
Speaker 2: know that until after. Anyway, I get home from work

719
00:33:36,960 --> 00:33:39,520
Speaker 2: one day and there's like twelve cops in the lobby

720
00:33:40,000 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 2: and I was like, tell us.

721
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,520
Speaker 1: Can I help you?

722
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:45,920
Speaker 2: Wasn't me? And I went into our apartment and the

723
00:33:45,960 --> 00:33:49,240
Speaker 2: dog was going nuts because you could just hear commotion

724
00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,520
Speaker 2: going on out there. And then April get time and

725
00:33:51,600 --> 00:33:52,800
Speaker 2: was like, let's just take the dog out for a

726
00:33:52,800 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 2: walk until these guys fucking get out of here. Gone anyway,

727
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:59,120
Speaker 2: So I've come out and one of the police officers

728
00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:01,080
Speaker 2: says to me, he's just, oh, do you know what's happened?

729
00:34:01,640 --> 00:34:03,600
Speaker 2: I was like no, Like, guy, look at your neighbor

730
00:34:03,760 --> 00:34:08,400
Speaker 2: is deceased. And I was like, shit, no way, Bumma, Like, well,

731
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,839
Speaker 2: how do you want me to wreck? I don't really know.

732
00:34:09,840 --> 00:34:13,320
Speaker 1: Him, sad though, did know the fact that someone's past.

733
00:34:13,640 --> 00:34:15,720
Speaker 2: Yeah. So he was like, if did you hear anything

734
00:34:15,840 --> 00:34:18,680
Speaker 2: suspicious last night? I was like, oh, now we're talking

735
00:34:18,960 --> 00:34:21,640
Speaker 2: now are you talking my language? And it's funny because

736
00:34:21,719 --> 00:34:22,240
Speaker 2: I did.

737
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,280
Speaker 1: Did we just become a true crime podcast?

738
00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:27,640
Speaker 2: Look out case file? At about ten thirty at night,

739
00:34:27,680 --> 00:34:30,080
Speaker 2: I heard a knock on the door of another apartment

740
00:34:30,640 --> 00:34:34,799
Speaker 2: in that row of apartment, which was odd, but I

741
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,880
Speaker 2: just thought maybe someone had got ubery it's laid or

742
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,399
Speaker 2: something like that. Nothing really, and that's all I heard.

743
00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 2: I didn't hear it.

744
00:34:40,280 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: Oh help me, your mine's not going to travel to

745
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: like death off the back of that.

746
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,600
Speaker 2: As I was saying this, the neighbor whose door he

747
00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,680
Speaker 2: would have knocked on because he knows them, was like, oh,

748
00:34:50,680 --> 00:34:54,279
Speaker 2: I didn't hear anything. So what's happened is he he

749
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:56,279
Speaker 2: was on blood thinners. This guy, he's an old guy.

750
00:34:56,320 --> 00:35:01,160
Speaker 2: He's kicked his shin, started to bleed, bleed out. He

751
00:35:01,280 --> 00:35:04,319
Speaker 2: has walked over to his friend for help, knocked on

752
00:35:04,360 --> 00:35:07,680
Speaker 2: the door. They didn't answer. Oh no, they were home.

753
00:35:08,800 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 2: They didn't answer.

754
00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:10,680
Speaker 1: Imagine the guilt.

755
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,000
Speaker 2: He's walked back to his room.

756
00:35:13,160 --> 00:35:14,200
Speaker 1: Blood's spilling out.

757
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 2: There's some drips of blood on the hallway in the

758
00:35:17,239 --> 00:35:18,000
Speaker 2: car pair.

759
00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 1: Not like someone's been It's obvious, but not enough to

760
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:23,120
Speaker 1: make you die.

761
00:35:23,440 --> 00:35:28,919
Speaker 2: He went into shock, bled out from a shin, kicked dish,

762
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,280
Speaker 2: had a way to go, and died. Apparently the carpet

763
00:35:32,360 --> 00:35:34,399
Speaker 2: was soaked. Wow.

764
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, imagine that. Imagine you're up in heaven and they're like,

765
00:35:38,120 --> 00:35:40,440
Speaker 1: what happened to you? Like car accident, rolled four times

766
00:35:40,440 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 1: down a cliff, died, What happened to you? Hit my shin?

767
00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,440
Speaker 2: Everyone's like, oh god, pete end of the table, pete

768
00:35:49,680 --> 00:35:52,880
Speaker 2: end of the table. With a ship ways to die anyway,

769
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,959
Speaker 2: So that's first neighbor. Then last month I was here

770
00:35:57,480 --> 00:35:59,520
Speaker 2: and there's a lovely lady who lives across from us.

771
00:35:59,560 --> 00:36:02,839
Speaker 2: She's quite new to the complex, was quite new dead

772
00:36:02,880 --> 00:36:07,040
Speaker 2: now anyway. She she's an artist. She lovely lives on

773
00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,000
Speaker 2: her own, her kids who are older.

774
00:36:08,800 --> 00:36:10,160
Speaker 1: Like well than another shin hit.

775
00:36:10,320 --> 00:36:14,160
Speaker 2: Was it? No, it was fom no. I didn't know

776
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:16,799
Speaker 2: that she was battling cancer before. Anyway. The son who

777
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:18,919
Speaker 2: comes at the time is a really nice guy. Came

778
00:36:18,960 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 2: over and he said, I just wantlet you know the

779
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,240
Speaker 2: mom passed away last week. And I was like shit.

780
00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: I was like, do you know what I did and

781
00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:28,440
Speaker 2: what you don't do? The mum just died. I was like,

782
00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:34,680
Speaker 2: you're kidding, gotcha? And I was like, oh shit, I'm sorry.

783
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,600
Speaker 2: That's just it was just my natural reaction.

784
00:36:36,680 --> 00:36:37,640
Speaker 1: It's hard to react.

785
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:40,120
Speaker 2: I'm not good with death usually most of the times,

786
00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:40,759
Speaker 2: I don't really care.

787
00:36:41,080 --> 00:36:42,800
Speaker 1: That's not true. Ash is very empathetic.

788
00:36:44,000 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 2: I don't know what to say that it's very od.

789
00:36:46,680 --> 00:36:47,960
Speaker 1: We do death very badly.

790
00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:51,759
Speaker 2: And yeah, yeah, but I saw I did see an

791
00:36:51,800 --> 00:36:54,799
Speaker 2: ambulance there about a week ago. They weren't making a

792
00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 2: fuss or anything. It was like they were doing a

793
00:36:56,040 --> 00:36:58,759
Speaker 2: welfare check on and I just thought they just drove

794
00:36:58,760 --> 00:37:00,880
Speaker 2: away like everything was normal. So what happened is she

795
00:37:01,440 --> 00:37:03,840
Speaker 2: took a turn with her cancer and come back and

796
00:37:03,880 --> 00:37:05,960
Speaker 2: it was really dramatic, ended up in palladi of care

797
00:37:05,960 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: and died in pallad of care, which is really sad.

798
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:10,120
Speaker 2: And shout out to my neighbors, lovely people, and I'm

799
00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:12,640
Speaker 2: sorry for you last, but that could be my fault

800
00:37:12,800 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 2: because I seem to my neighbors seem to all die.

801
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, death really does follow you around. So yeah, just

802
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:22,160
Speaker 1: have a bit of a tickle in my throat.

803
00:37:23,719 --> 00:37:24,560
Speaker 2: That's how it starts.

804
00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,240
Speaker 1: On a more positive note. We have been talking about death.

805
00:37:31,239 --> 00:37:34,880
Speaker 1: Let's go back to birth's if we can for a second.

806
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:37,120
Speaker 1: There is a little voice message that I'd love to

807
00:37:37,120 --> 00:37:39,800
Speaker 1: play from one of our biggest fans of the podcast.

808
00:37:39,840 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 1: Her name is Donna, very active member in the Facebook

809
00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:48,239
Speaker 1: group Love Donna, Donna, where are you? And she has

810
00:37:48,280 --> 00:37:50,239
Speaker 1: sent me just a little message. She announced this in

811
00:37:50,239 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 1: the Facebook group, but I thought it's such a lovely

812
00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:54,600
Speaker 1: story that we will mention it on the podcast and Donna,

813
00:37:54,640 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 1: you are listening, so we want to say congratulations because

814
00:37:58,480 --> 00:37:59,959
Speaker 1: this is the news that she has to share.

815
00:38:00,280 --> 00:38:06,279
Speaker 4: Highness Donna here number one comment on a little bit

816
00:38:06,320 --> 00:38:10,120
Speaker 4: of news following Woody's great interview at the beginning of

817
00:38:10,160 --> 00:38:13,719
Speaker 4: the week. We are now turning one into two and

818
00:38:13,840 --> 00:38:18,600
Speaker 4: have another successful IVF transfer and we are officially pregnant.

819
00:38:18,760 --> 00:38:20,600
Speaker 1: Ah.

820
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:24,919
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we're super super pleased with that.

821
00:38:25,200 --> 00:38:27,640
Speaker 4: We've done two for two now, so that's great.

822
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:29,759
Speaker 1: But yeah, just I share the news with you.

823
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:34,360
Speaker 2: We love that, love that congratulations that we're covering the

824
00:38:34,440 --> 00:38:35,520
Speaker 2: miracle of life.

825
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:43,439
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so Donna, congrats and also get ready

826
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:44,720
Speaker 1: for hell with two kids.

827
00:38:44,840 --> 00:38:47,360
Speaker 2: Ah, I mean it's beautiful.

828
00:38:47,440 --> 00:38:49,920
Speaker 1: We love growing families on this podcast.

829
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:51,320
Speaker 2: But I can see your nose growing.

830
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,560
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Yeah.

831
00:38:53,760 --> 00:38:57,160
Speaker 2: Look, it is logistically anightmare. But twice the kids twice

832
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,279
Speaker 2: a love, they say.

833
00:38:58,280 --> 00:39:00,360
Speaker 1: Well said, We'll put that on T shirt and to

834
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: anyone else who has any exciting news regarding pregnancies.

835
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: Send it over.

836
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,160
Speaker 1: We would love that to share it on the podcast.

837
00:39:06,200 --> 00:39:10,600
Speaker 2: We should do a segment at the end pregnancy announcements, like, yeah,

838
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:12,800
Speaker 2: it's kind of like obituaries but opposite.

839
00:39:12,960 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

840
00:39:13,800 --> 00:39:18,560
Speaker 2: Actually, we could also do if you've got deaths, we

841
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:22,480
Speaker 2: can investigate. Now, look, we do have a resurgence of

842
00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:27,600
Speaker 2: a previous segment called lies. Let's let's bring it back people.

843
00:39:27,760 --> 00:39:29,880
Speaker 1: Everyone is saying, we love this song. It's one of

844
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,680
Speaker 1: the best songs. So for those of you have missed.

845
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:34,959
Speaker 2: It's actually nominated for an area it is.

846
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:39,400
Speaker 1: It could be joke. It was a joke. Everyone wondering,

847
00:39:39,600 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: this is it? Enjoy?

848
00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:50,279
Speaker 3: Tell me love, tell me all right, Matt, I did

849
00:39:50,600 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 3: call out yesterday for some lies.

850
00:39:52,719 --> 00:39:56,040
Speaker 1: Great response, good response, not that we ever get bad responses.

851
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 1: Thank you to everyone who message great response in the

852
00:40:00,760 --> 00:40:04,440
Speaker 1: Facebook group as well. Thirty seven messages slash comments Wow,

853
00:40:04,600 --> 00:40:07,400
Speaker 1: I know, dude, I know. I was like, we've gone viral.

854
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:10,040
Speaker 1: Great response, So we've got two each. Ash Hit me

855
00:40:10,040 --> 00:40:12,720
Speaker 1: with your best one. Hit me with your best one.

856
00:40:13,239 --> 00:40:14,759
Speaker 2: Just a really quick one which we did have a

857
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 2: little chuckle about. Someone just said in speech brackets maybe later. Yeah,

858
00:40:21,640 --> 00:40:22,960
Speaker 2: and I always dropped that one.

859
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:29,000
Speaker 1: We've asked for your best life just why comment? Who

860
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Speaker 1: was a call him out?

861
00:40:29,840 --> 00:40:34,040
Speaker 2: Name and shame majures anyway, beautiful name. I got one here.

862
00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 2: So my pop is missing a finger. I tell my

863
00:40:36,680 --> 00:40:39,400
Speaker 2: kids that they will lose their finger for picking their nose.

864
00:40:42,719 --> 00:40:46,239
Speaker 1: Very good. Simone. Simone Wilson has messaged in on the

865
00:40:46,280 --> 00:40:49,080
Speaker 1: Facebook group. One of the thirty seven ash that commented

866
00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 1: on my post. She says to her kids, if you

867
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:53,799
Speaker 1: don't let us trim your nails, they will get so

868
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:57,400
Speaker 1: long you turn into a cat. Dad had a sister

869
00:40:57,840 --> 00:40:59,879
Speaker 1: when he was little, but she grew them too long

870
00:41:00,040 --> 00:41:01,680
Speaker 1: and run away when she turned into a cat, and

871
00:41:01,719 --> 00:41:02,759
Speaker 1: you don't want to be like her.

872
00:41:05,440 --> 00:41:08,440
Speaker 2: This segment's the best because it highlights how creative parents

873
00:41:08,480 --> 00:41:10,399
Speaker 2: are and how stupid kids are.

874
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,960
Speaker 1: Also, cutting nails is a nightmare.

875
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:15,800
Speaker 2: I don't do it, April does it, but I know

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Speaker 2: I cut my own is a nightmare. And this one

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Speaker 2: here gress gressss. When my three year old is crying

878
00:41:22,640 --> 00:41:25,160
Speaker 2: super loud, I knock on the door and say that's

879
00:41:25,200 --> 00:41:27,560
Speaker 2: the neighbor telling you to be quiet, and they shut

880
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Speaker 2: up immediately.

881
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Speaker 1: This is from Andrew, who says when my nearly four

882
00:41:34,400 --> 00:41:36,760
Speaker 1: year old demands to watch the TV at six am

883
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Speaker 1: and we are in a rush to get them out

884
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Speaker 1: the door to childcare, I quickly go and remove the

885
00:41:41,719 --> 00:41:44,680
Speaker 1: batteries from all TV remotes around the house and show

886
00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:47,880
Speaker 1: them that the remote is not working and the man

887
00:41:48,400 --> 00:41:50,319
Speaker 1: will have to come and fix it. During the day,

888
00:41:51,320 --> 00:41:55,400
Speaker 1: which she, being a child being his kid, fully accepts

889
00:41:55,480 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: and moves on. If I say no TV, then it's

890
00:41:59,120 --> 00:42:01,880
Speaker 1: a complete melt down in tantrum. So this bypasses all

891
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:07,880
Speaker 1: the tears and they're screaming, very good, clever, brilliant, brilliant,

892
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,439
Speaker 1: love that brilliant.

893
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Speaker 2: We'll finish today with a couple of questions. How does

894
00:42:12,560 --> 00:42:13,000
Speaker 2: that sound?

895
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Speaker 1: Lovely? Okay, ask this one controversial opinion. You can't be

896
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Speaker 1: friends with your kid as well as be a good parent.

897
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Speaker 1: Do you guys agree or disagree?

898
00:42:25,000 --> 00:42:28,239
Speaker 2: Oh? I think every parent would like to think that

899
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:31,200
Speaker 2: they're friends. Are they saying you can't be but you've

900
00:42:31,200 --> 00:42:32,960
Speaker 2: gotta be one or the other. That's pretty much what they're.

901
00:42:32,800 --> 00:42:33,800
Speaker 1: Saying, right, Yeah, correct?

902
00:42:34,560 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: Garbage?

903
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Speaker 1: I think so.

904
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Speaker 2: I think, Look, I would like to say I'm Oscar's

905
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Speaker 2: best friend, but then i'm also his dad, right.

906
00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:45,960
Speaker 1: And you no longer Macy's best friend? And I'm sure.

907
00:42:48,080 --> 00:42:49,399
Speaker 2: I get to be the parent for that one. Then

908
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:52,600
Speaker 2: I guess I think that's garbage. I think you can

909
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:57,120
Speaker 2: most certainly be friends and and be a good surely. Okay,

910
00:42:57,160 --> 00:42:59,520
Speaker 2: So what this person's saying is that you've got to

911
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:02,319
Speaker 2: be a a good parent. Or a bad parent, or

912
00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:04,919
Speaker 2: a good friend or a bad friend. Yeah, I think

913
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Speaker 2: you can be both a bad friend and a bad parent,

914
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Speaker 2: and a good friend and a good parent at the

915
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Speaker 2: same time, and it can be interchangeable.

916
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Speaker 1: Because I guess friendship is such a loose term. It's

917
00:43:17,160 --> 00:43:21,279
Speaker 1: like where do you know friends with benefits? Like where

918
00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,680
Speaker 1: do you sit on the friendship scale with your kid?

919
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:26,799
Speaker 1: Because I guess maybe the idea of you can't be

920
00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,120
Speaker 1: a friend and also be that like authoritarian figure.

921
00:43:29,960 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 2: That won't tell you seriously.

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Speaker 1: For your kid, like obviously if you're going to be

923
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Speaker 1: the friend when the kids get older where you're like, hey,

924
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:37,000
Speaker 1: let's go get drunk in the park.

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Speaker 2: That sounds amazing.

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Speaker 1: You know you can't do that, Like you can't go

927
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Speaker 1: out and get like lit with your kid.

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Speaker 2: I think, don't tell me what I can and can't do.

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Speaker 1: I think you can still be a friend. You can

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Speaker 1: still like hang out with your kids, have that like

931
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Speaker 1: great relationship, but also at the same time be the

932
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Speaker 1: voice of reason, discipline them.

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Speaker 2: I think if they respect you, it's different.

934
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Speaker 1: But also friends and have respect.

935
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Speaker 2: At this age at five, we're all friends, we're all

936
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Speaker 2: best friends. But then don't annoy me. I think it's garbage.

937
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Speaker 1: People who have that mentality.

938
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Speaker 2: Have no friends and their kids hate them.

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Speaker 1: That's that job done.

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Speaker 2: Job done. Now, I have a question for you. Do

941
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Speaker 2: your kids still have a milk bottle or a bottle

942
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Speaker 2: of milk either one? Before going to.

943
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Speaker 1: Bed, we transitioned off the milk.

944
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Speaker 2: To warm water.

945
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Speaker 1: Warm water. Laura had this idea, she said, does she

946
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Speaker 1: pissed the bed? We would have to change a man

947
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Speaker 1: so many times in the middle of the night Lola

948
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Speaker 1: has been like on another bottle, and I've been like,

949
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Speaker 1: I should change a nappy, but also going through the

950
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Speaker 1: process of changing the nappy kind of wakes her up,

951
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Speaker 1: takes her longer to go back to bed, so I'm like,

952
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Speaker 1: she'll be fine, and then like I wake up an

953
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Speaker 1: hour later like sleeping and piss which I don't mind. Yeah,

954
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Speaker 1: because she has those pull up nappies and they're not

955
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Speaker 1: as absorbent, but put.

956
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Speaker 2: Two on it.

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Speaker 1: That's a very good idea, thank you. It was. She

958
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Speaker 1: was man, she's hooked, hooked on dummies. This is Lola,

959
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Speaker 1: by the way, who's just gone three in feb hooked

960
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 1: on dummies, hooked on bottles.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so what are we going to do about baby bottles.

962
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Speaker 1: So we made the call.

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00:45:20,640 --> 00:45:24,560
Speaker 2: Well, like I say, we you I mean Laura, Okay,

964
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Speaker 2: but then you've got to get we also.

965
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:30,319
Speaker 1: Like we do these things really dumb. If you're going

966
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Speaker 1: to do anything like hectic that's really going to impact

967
00:45:32,600 --> 00:45:35,040
Speaker 1: your sleep, probably best to do it like on a Friday,

968
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Speaker 1: because then you know you don't have too much on

969
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,320
Speaker 1: the weekend. So if you aren't really tired, you have

970
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Speaker 1: a nap during the day weekends.

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Speaker 2: In my time, bro, I much rather do it during

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Speaker 2: the week.

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Speaker 1: No, because we know that Laura, like Laura's most hectic

974
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Speaker 1: day of the week is her Mondays. So if you're

975
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Speaker 1: going to start this on a Sunday night, it just

976
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Speaker 1: sets you up for a week of being so tired.

977
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Speaker 1: Start start like on a Wednesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Thursday is

978
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Speaker 1: the best day. Anyway, we started thirst Thursday. There is Ashwicks.

979
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Speaker 1: So we decided on Sunday afternoon just gone that we

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Speaker 1: would remove the baby bottle, which has warm water. And

981
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Speaker 1: like Lola is just she's I reckon, she's probably having

982
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Speaker 1: three to five bottles only like quarter full. First one's

983
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:16,799
Speaker 1: kind of three quarters full. After that she works from

984
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Speaker 1: the middle of the night, give her a warm water.

985
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Speaker 1: She's if back to sleep. Happy day.

986
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Speaker 2: So you're still doing that.

987
00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:24,520
Speaker 1: We said she could keep a dummy, but she has

988
00:46:24,600 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 1: to no longer have the baby bottle. She can have

989
00:46:26,840 --> 00:46:28,160
Speaker 1: like a little water bottle.

990
00:46:27,920 --> 00:46:30,280
Speaker 2: Like and more days. Now it's Wednesday, Wednesday.

991
00:46:30,320 --> 00:46:36,360
Speaker 1: It's beating an absolute hell as a tellish situation.

992
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 2: As expected.

993
00:46:37,120 --> 00:46:41,640
Speaker 1: I wouldn't wish this upon my worst enemy. It sucks. Also,

994
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:45,560
Speaker 1: we're in this fucking awful sow to swear drop them

995
00:46:45,600 --> 00:46:49,719
Speaker 1: in this awful scenario where Sunday night. First night, she

996
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:51,680
Speaker 1: woke up at about one in the morning, she was

997
00:46:51,760 --> 00:46:53,759
Speaker 1: up for about an hour because she was like, oh,

998
00:46:54,120 --> 00:46:56,600
Speaker 1: want the bottle. I want the bottle, and we're like, no,

999
00:46:56,600 --> 00:46:59,080
Speaker 1: no bottles, you got your dummy, shut up and chill out.

1000
00:46:59,360 --> 00:47:01,320
Speaker 1: Didn't say that, We said it in a very pleasant,

1001
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,520
Speaker 1: polite way. But she just couldn't get back to sleep.

1002
00:47:03,560 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 1: So then she woke up eventually tired as anything, then

1003
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Speaker 1: had a nap of daycare. So then all night up

1004
00:47:10,719 --> 00:47:13,200
Speaker 1: all night, and we're in this vicious cycle. We're saying

1005
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Speaker 1: to daycare, hey, you can't let her nap, and they

1006
00:47:16,600 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 1: were like, yeah, we know, but there's you know, there's

1007
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:22,239
Speaker 1: two teachers for the room of like twelve kids. They're like,

1008
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:24,120
Speaker 1: you know, we can't, we can't have eyes on her.

1009
00:47:24,560 --> 00:47:26,759
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's amaze you fell asleep at the table once.

1010
00:47:27,000 --> 00:47:29,239
Speaker 2: You can't take your eyes off them.

1011
00:47:29,360 --> 00:47:30,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're tired.

1012
00:47:30,239 --> 00:47:31,719
Speaker 2: The other day when I got I was at your

1013
00:47:31,719 --> 00:47:33,279
Speaker 2: house and Lola was there and she was like looking

1014
00:47:33,320 --> 00:47:34,680
Speaker 2: at me on the couch and then I looked away.

1015
00:47:34,680 --> 00:47:36,680
Speaker 1: I looked back and she was it happened that quick.

1016
00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:37,920
Speaker 1: I was like, happens?

1017
00:47:38,239 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: Also, did she get that whistle I left her?

1018
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:41,279
Speaker 1: No, it been.

1019
00:47:42,880 --> 00:47:43,680
Speaker 2: Got a second one.

1020
00:47:43,719 --> 00:47:45,800
Speaker 1: So we're currently going through that at the moment. And

1021
00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,200
Speaker 1: a few people have messaged usin said because we have

1022
00:47:48,239 --> 00:47:50,040
Speaker 1: like a photo on stories and it's in the morning

1023
00:47:50,040 --> 00:47:52,120
Speaker 1: and Lola still got She likes to just hold her

1024
00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: bottle in the morning. And people are like, but she's three,

1025
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:55,440
Speaker 1: you can't be doing that.

1026
00:47:56,000 --> 00:47:58,480
Speaker 2: Who are you making up the rules? It's look, if

1027
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,640
Speaker 2: someone's going to send us she's you can't you know,

1028
00:48:00,760 --> 00:48:02,120
Speaker 2: let you do that? Do you know what I'm saying?

1029
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:04,640
Speaker 2: Fuck off? We're in the rules of the say you

1030
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: can't just do what like we always say, do your best. Now,

1031
00:48:08,640 --> 00:48:10,600
Speaker 2: my kids don't have it at night. They have have

1032
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:12,440
Speaker 2: a bottle in the morning. They wake up in the morning,

1033
00:48:12,440 --> 00:48:13,560
Speaker 2: they love a little bottle of milk.

1034
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:18,200
Speaker 1: Okay, can I just ask you one question if.

1035
00:48:17,200 --> 00:48:22,520
Speaker 2: I may, Joel, you're not fit to run, Jill, But.

1036
00:48:22,440 --> 00:48:24,320
Speaker 1: What do you like to give them breakfast first and

1037
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 1: then the bottle last?

1038
00:48:25,120 --> 00:48:27,000
Speaker 2: No, they strained the bottle first. But then when they

1039
00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:33,080
Speaker 2: have breakfast straight after, they intertoast straight away. Yeah, that's crazy.

1040
00:48:33,360 --> 00:48:35,640
Speaker 1: They had the bottle first, and then why don't you

1041
00:48:35,760 --> 00:48:37,719
Speaker 1: use like the bottle is like the bait to get

1042
00:48:37,719 --> 00:48:38,160
Speaker 1: them to finish.

1043
00:48:38,239 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 2: But they finished their breakfast the only meal in the

1044
00:48:42,120 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 2: day they finish shook you shook to the chorus, wow

1045
00:48:47,440 --> 00:48:51,359
Speaker 2: oscar as well, yep, love a little bit. But what

1046
00:48:51,400 --> 00:48:53,879
Speaker 2: I do is I go a little bit of milk,

1047
00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:56,640
Speaker 2: heat it up and fill the rest with water so

1048
00:48:56,680 --> 00:48:58,080
Speaker 2: they get hydrated at the same time.

1049
00:48:58,239 --> 00:48:58,920
Speaker 1: Very good.

1050
00:48:59,560 --> 00:49:02,200
Speaker 2: And then and they're not constipated. May see somehow still

1051
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 2: is she can shit and then straight into toast or

1052
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:08,759
Speaker 2: whatever else they want.

1053
00:49:09,160 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 1: So when they go to bed at nighttime, what do

1054
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:14,760
Speaker 1: they have? They just raw dog it like no dummy,

1055
00:49:14,800 --> 00:49:17,399
Speaker 1: no bottle or nothing. Man, do you have to pat

1056
00:49:17,440 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: them to sleep. No, that is amazing.

1057
00:49:20,040 --> 00:49:21,239
Speaker 2: Thank you. I'm an amazing parent.

1058
00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:22,360
Speaker 1: You are such a good parent.

1059
00:49:22,400 --> 00:49:26,960
Speaker 2: Thank you, thank you. Look, I'm not going to take credit, April.

1060
00:49:28,760 --> 00:49:30,800
Speaker 1: April, you're a great parent.

1061
00:49:31,640 --> 00:49:33,920
Speaker 2: Sorry, you've already taken my daughter. You're trying to take that,

1062
00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,880
Speaker 2: and I think on that note, that is all we

1063
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Speaker 2: have time for today. If you've enjoyed this episode, please

1064
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:42,960
Speaker 2: send it to someone who needs a laugh, needs a

1065
00:49:43,000 --> 00:49:45,840
Speaker 2: cac or needs to learn how to wipe their kids anus.

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Speaker 1: On there, mate, We've had some lovely comments in the

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Speaker 1: face which needs to be over one hundred members now,

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Speaker 1: it is just it's like a pandemic.

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Speaker 2: It's just we're taking over, spreading. We've been taken over.

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Speaker 2: So jump onto Facebook search. Two Doding Dads, join the group,

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Speaker 2: join the conversations, join the fun, as they say, and

1073
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Speaker 2: we'll see. But also we are coming to the end

1074
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Speaker 2: of July, which that means we're going to the start

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Speaker 2: of August. And August is a very exciting month for

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Speaker 2: Two Doting Dads because we have our book that it

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Speaker 2: would be officially on Shells coming out soon, so keep

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Speaker 2: an eye out soon. Keep an eye and the.

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Speaker 1: Link in the notes.

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Speaker 2: There is a link in the show notes. And maybe

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Speaker 2: we might give some to some punters.

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Speaker 1: Yes, we will figure out with a lack of public care.

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Speaker 1: Imagine if you did that, I don't have any Let's.

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Speaker 2: Big as.

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Speaker 1: Two Doting Dads. Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and Torrestrate Islander

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