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Speaker 1: Nita Lift, it's Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Shall we talk about the queen? Sure? Oh?

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Speaker 3: Like the queen?

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Speaker 2: I got classically clickbaited this morning. Yeah, classically clickbaited. You

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Speaker 2: always fall into that, will, Yeah, but clickbaited with this

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Speaker 2: story about the queen and this other story that said

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Speaker 2: earth shattering bikini that should be illegal? Did you get

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Speaker 2: done with that one as well?

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Speaker 3: No, because I'm a professional, will shut up.

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Speaker 2: It's like the number one story on news dot com.

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Speaker 2: I think seventy five percent of men globally got done

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Speaker 2: with that story.

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Speaker 3: I know what you're talking about. But anyway, what was

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Speaker 3: with the beginning.

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Speaker 2: Well, if you clicked you would have found out. But

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Speaker 2: the queen. The headline of the story was photo of

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Speaker 2: the queen is so damaging that it could destroy the monarchy.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, obviously I'm clicking on that. It turns out

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Speaker 2: it was garbage. It was just it was a photo

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Speaker 2: of her doing exclusive for Hello magazine. And the really

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Speaker 2: controversial thing about the whole photo was a that she

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Speaker 2: had her hands in her pockets. What's wrong with any

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Speaker 2: poppets against like protocol? I like dodgy business, like doing

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Speaker 2: a couple of deals. No, just just a bit casual.

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Speaker 2: How is having your hands in buckets?

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Speaker 3: Do you think it's always a bit dodgy when people

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Speaker 3: have hands in their pockets? Like, what's in your pockets?

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Speaker 3: Empty your pockets?

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Speaker 2: I don't think anyone thinks that. Okay, so she's got

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Speaker 2: her hands in her pockets and she's just laughing. She

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Speaker 2: looks really cute, and she looks she's having a good time.

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Speaker 1: Nice.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it just kind of goes against the

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Speaker 2: whole royal protocol, being of sure that the monarch's meant

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Speaker 2: to be dark and brooding and ominous and you know, regal,

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Speaker 2: you know, that's the whole point of being the queen.

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Speaker 2: And they're saying that the fact that she looks a

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Speaker 2: little bit jovial is sort of, you know, detracting from

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Speaker 2: how omnipotent the monarchy is meant to be.

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Speaker 3: So that's such a shame they have those rules there

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Speaker 3: you can't have fun, but it takes away from your power.

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Speaker 2: I could not agree more. I'm looking at her, going like,

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Speaker 2: what you've been the longest ragning monarch ever, you're ninety odd.

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Speaker 3: The world's in peace, Like, who cares, have a smile,

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Speaker 3: have a laugh?

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Speaker 1: Agree more?

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Speaker 2: What do you think makes the Queen abby.

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Speaker 3: I think a a stiff G and T before ten.

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Speaker 2: We heard that she has. We heard that she has

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Speaker 2: gin before ten o'clock.

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Speaker 3: It loves a G and T with a with a

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Speaker 3: morning tea apparently. I love her. Whole routine sounds awesome.

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Speaker 2: It just sounds brilliant, doesn't it. And I was thinking

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Speaker 2: about this Woods, I was thinking, like, God, you know,

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Speaker 2: talking about the queen having fun and smiling and stuff.

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Speaker 2: It's a wonderful topic. And it sort of made me

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Speaker 2: think about a talent that you have.

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Speaker 3: No, not again, I think there's a talent that you have.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to do.

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Speaker 2: Just it just.

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Speaker 3: Stresses me out.

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Speaker 2: So there's a talent you have where you can parody

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Speaker 2: songs with news stories. You merge great songs with news

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Speaker 2: stories and you make them sound good. I mean, here's

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Speaker 2: you parodying Taylor Swift talking about men's stubble in the sink,

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Speaker 2: and then I just.

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Speaker 3: Found your stubble in the sink again.

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Speaker 2: It's all over the cold hardcrown. I mean, it's good game.

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Speaker 2: It was good stuff. I mean, you've had some shockers.

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Speaker 2: You've had some shockers. I'm not going to play the

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Speaker 2: edge her and Lego House one. I wouldn't play the

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Speaker 2: Edge House one. I wouldn't do it. But what I

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Speaker 2: would like you to do, if you're up for the challenge. Yes,

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Speaker 2: because the people who are just joined the show they

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Speaker 2: may not have heard this before. I would like you

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Speaker 2: to parody the song happy absolutely belts. It was number

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Speaker 2: one for fifty weeks or whatever.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, a great song.

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Speaker 2: I'd love you to parody that song with the queen.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean with the queen?

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Speaker 2: Well, the queen's your inspiration. You just have to do.

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Speaker 2: Maybe the queen's singing the song happy.

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Speaker 3: So I'm going to parody up. You're the queen and

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Speaker 3: I am the Queen, and I'm singing why I'm happy

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Speaker 3: as the queen.

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, it's actually quite hard now I think about it.

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Speaker 3: Is this going to be too hard to listen to?

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Speaker 3: If I do it in the Queen's voice?

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Speaker 2: Nothing could be harder to listen to than when you

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Speaker 2: did Lego House As Prince.

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Speaker 1: Harry, my dad becomes King of England, move into a

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Speaker 1: bigger house.

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Speaker 3: Camilla will do Reynolds and she'll knock it down.

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Speaker 2: I think that horrible. All right, so here we go.

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Speaker 2: You're doing this song doing the song Happy by Parah

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Speaker 2: Williams as the Queen, changing the lyrics. Are you ready? Yes, said,

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Speaker 2: let's do it.

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Speaker 1: I'm que two and I want to say I'm full

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Speaker 1: blown bonkers about the UK. We're crazy jewels and I

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Speaker 1: hold a mace. It's a big mess pole. But Winston

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Speaker 1: church Hill in his place?

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Speaker 2: Nice, yeah right.

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Speaker 1: Because I'm happy clap along. If all you drink is

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Speaker 1: English breakfast tea because I'm happy clever along. If you

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Speaker 1: told Diana not to mess with me, because I'm happy

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Speaker 1: clever along. If you and Philip own a corgy or three,

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Speaker 1: because I'm happy clever a long. If Helen Mirren won

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Speaker 1: an oscar playing me, Wow, very good. Here comes Charles

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Speaker 1: talking this and that. Oh yes, well in there's moment

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Speaker 1: Breads he wants my job. What a little twat good

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Speaker 1: good ninety three years old, still going strong bit Controversially,

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Speaker 1: you're actually what's this? I'm anti brexit? Is that so wrong? Controversial?

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Speaker 1: Because I'm happy clever along. If you love a cheeky

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Speaker 1: mid diggy and tea because I'm happy clever along. If

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Speaker 1: your ginger grandson dressed up like a Nazi, because I'm

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Speaker 1: happy clever along, if you used to be a mechanic

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Speaker 1: in the war, because I'm happy clever along. If you

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Speaker 1: think that Camilla is a two faced wow?

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Speaker 3: Wow, was the best bit of the crord on it?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely well. I think if you're talking about the Duchess

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Speaker 2: of Cambridge or whatever they're hell to, he is probably not.

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Speaker 3: Just rhyme somewhere with war.

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Speaker 2: What about jaw? Camilla is a real doesn't mind it? Sure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah we can update that actually see what you're hearing.

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