Speaker 1: Now I know what might sound like all I want
Speaker 1: to talk about is the fact that I just went
Speaker 1: on a cruise. But I'm going to tell you a
Speaker 1: story about how I just went on a cruise.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, I know. I wasn't expecting that. Brittany shocked.
Speaker 1: I just had the best family holiday with That's a
Speaker 1: big thing, because I usually think that family holidays are
Speaker 1: nothing but annoying.
Speaker 2: Right when you've got everyone.
Speaker 1: Together, it's like you've got so much logistics, so much organizing.
Speaker 1: But my mom came and we brought all the kids
Speaker 1: and my mom we went on this cruise. My mom
Speaker 1: wanted to go on. They have this special thing which
Speaker 1: is like a helicopter joy ride. It's six minutes. It's
Speaker 1: very lush. You get to Morton Island and you get
Speaker 1: on the little helicopter and they fly you around the
Speaker 1: helicopter and you see whales and you see the shipwreck.
Speaker 1: It's so beautiful. It's very bougie. And I the only
Speaker 1: time I've ever been on a helicopter is when I
Speaker 1: did The Bachelor. So my mom's had a really hard
Speaker 1: year and she wanted to do it, and I was like, look,
Speaker 1: this would be really nice for her. We organized it,
Speaker 1: I booked it. It was very expensive, and my two girls,
Speaker 1: Lala and Marley, five and three, they were desperate to
Speaker 1: come and do this helicopter ride, especially Lola. So Lola's
Speaker 1: three years old and she had a full Stage five meltdown,
Speaker 1: hysterically crying because she wanted to come and see the
Speaker 1: whales from the helicopter.
Speaker 2: Do you have to pay for a three year old? No?
Speaker 1: Luckily she got a she got a free beach, she
Speaker 1: got a free beech. She doesn't way much, but anyway,
Speaker 1: I'm talking hysterical. So I was like, it's okay, we
Speaker 1: get there. We get in the helicopter. She's finally calmed down,
Speaker 1: she is elated, and we go up and it is,
Speaker 1: honestly the most magical thing I've ever seen. We're looking
Speaker 1: over the islands and there is this amazing, huge whale
Speaker 1: that's come out of the ocean, and I go, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Lola. We've been the helicopter for two minutes.
Speaker 1: It's a six minute joy ride, mind you. We look
Speaker 1: out the window, I see the whale. I was like,
Speaker 1: this is such a beautiful moment to share with my girls,
Speaker 1: my family. Remember forever, Lola is gonna love this. And
Speaker 1: I look down and there she is asleep two minutes
Speaker 1: into the two minutes into the helicopter ride, and Lola
Speaker 1: was like, oh, this is a white noise bubble and
Speaker 1: I'm having a name of the.
Speaker 2: Loudest forms of transport in the world. She was out cold.
Speaker 1: She was so asleep that when I woke her up
Speaker 1: to get her out of the helicopter, she had a
Speaker 1: tantrum about being woken up to be lifted out of
Speaker 1: the helicopter.
Speaker 3: She's three, like three year old. Nap.
Speaker 2: No, it wasn't a nap.
Speaker 1: It made me realize like a helicopter is like a
Speaker 1: giant white noise machine that gently rocks you.
Speaker 4: And it's like, oh my god, it's like a yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like something from Baby Bunting.
Speaker 2: It's like all those little rocker things.
Speaker 1: More expensive, yeah, with a big white note. Very expensive
Speaker 1: in comparison. But I did put this up on my
Speaker 1: stories on Instagram, and I had so many people message
Speaker 1: and talk about the things that someone they loved had
Speaker 1: slept through, like a really like a pivotal moment, something
Speaker 1: that you thought you were going to share with someone
Speaker 1: but then all of a sudden they slept through the
Speaker 1: whole thing.
Speaker 2: Jacqueline, Hey, what did you sleep through? High?
Speaker 3: Oh, well, I didn't sleep through anything, but my partner
Speaker 3: slept through a period of meeting an.
Speaker 1: Active labor, not even like pre labor. Active labor is. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's a whole lot of noises coming out of Hey,
Speaker 1: at that point.
Speaker 2: What's actively?
Speaker 3: I was swearing? There was a lot of noise.
Speaker 1: Mitch needs to know what acting labor is. Active labor
Speaker 1: is when you're you are dilated, but you are like
Speaker 1: on all fours.
Speaker 2: At that point, you were like, you're milling baby, Baby's coming.
Speaker 3: You're in a lot of pain. He was trying to
Speaker 3: be sweet and like rubbing my back because I'm like swearing,
Speaker 3: and then I turned around because he had stopped, and
Speaker 3: then he just fell asleep on the bed. And then
Speaker 3: he only woke up when my water's broke and I
Speaker 3: was actually screaming, and then he was in a state
Speaker 3: of panic because he had no idea what was going on.
Speaker 2: That's fantastic.
Speaker 1: He was in deep sleep and you interrupted it.
Speaker 2: We're getting a lot of calls Stella, what did you
Speaker 2: sleep through? Or someone? You know?
Speaker 5: Hey, there, I slept through. Kathy Freeman winning the four
Speaker 5: hundred meters at the City Olympics.
Speaker 1: So random. Wait, were you there or was it just
Speaker 1: on the TV?
Speaker 2: She was so fast.
Speaker 5: I was there in the stadium and yeah, I fell asleep.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you just had a nap like
Speaker 1: mid run?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I was five or six, and I think we've
Speaker 5: been there all day. I couldn't do it anymore and
Speaker 5: I fell asleep.
Speaker 2: You're a kid.
Speaker 5: I still think about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can imagine.
Speaker 4: Well, that was one of the biggest moments in Australian
Speaker 4: sporting history and you're almost there asleep.
Speaker 2: So funny. Thank you for your calls.
Speaker 4: All right, Next on the pickup, if you ever get
Speaker 4: a bit forgetful at work and you're worried that your
Speaker 4: mind's going well, an alas celebrity has done just that
Speaker 4: at a mega concert here in Australia.
Speaker 2: I'll play you the audio. It will make you feel
Speaker 2: so much better about yourself. Next here on the show,