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Speaker 1: Podcasting Now Ladies and Gentlemen one week with.

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Speaker 2: Some of the biggest stars in the world.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's Ross normally Hey Epney Clear here today it

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Speaker 3: is Nate Balvoux here, Hi.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woodies live from the porch with ruffy Russy

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Speaker 2: foods and she was Will.

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Speaker 1: Isn't the line from the porch extravaganza off to an

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Speaker 1: absolute belty? Yesterday we had international comedian Ross Noble dogs

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Speaker 1: just taking a pool during Ross's show.

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Speaker 2: It's right in front of the porch.

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Speaker 3: You know what, there's not an late more when you're

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Speaker 3: trying to present an exciting gay I'm shure and there's

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Speaker 3: a woman just with a bag of pool.

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Speaker 1: And today the quality of the performer continues. We have

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Speaker 1: got one of Australia's premiere stand up comedians. We have

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Speaker 1: got nath balvo.

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Speaker 2: Now, thank you everyone, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Please do not call the police. Has anyone called the

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Speaker 3: cops on New yet? Again?

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Speaker 2: Now there is a child who has arrived Nate, which

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Speaker 2: is very exciting for me.

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Speaker 3: So there's gonna be some questions from mom in about

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Speaker 3: five minutes, some new words perhaps.

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Speaker 2: Nah, I'll keep it clean, radio clean.

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Speaker 3: Very exciting times in Io, very happy to be here.

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Speaker 2: Give us a cheer.

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Speaker 3: If you've got kids, five people on the street, well

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Speaker 3: there's one right there. I've never been more happy to

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Speaker 3: not have kids in this ISO time, watching my friends

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Speaker 3: with kids fall apart homeschool. But it hasn't been easy

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Speaker 3: for us people without kids, because we have to hang

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Speaker 3: out with our partners every single day, hour after hour,

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Speaker 3: and there's no homeschooling. But here's the thing, we don't

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Speaker 3: have kids. Eighty five percent of your time spent together

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Speaker 3: is figuring out what's for dinner. That is what a

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Speaker 3: relationship is, just from the morning to the afternoon.

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Speaker 1: What is it?

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Speaker 2: Who is it? Who did last night? What's it going

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Speaker 2: to be? What do you feel like? I mean, you

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Speaker 2: know it's chicken, but.

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Speaker 3: Like how yeah, yea with what source? I feel like

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Speaker 3: you guys are so close to me that you have

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Speaker 3: to laugh at every single joke.

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Speaker 2: Do you want us to go off?

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Speaker 3: This is great that you're right there. I also loved

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Speaker 3: in ISO that they said from day one that you

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Speaker 3: could exercise like that was okay. I thought it'd be

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Speaker 3: really safe not to so I didn't, and I haven't

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Speaker 3: my whole life just to be safe, and I won't

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Speaker 3: for the rest of my time alive, just for the community,

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Speaker 3: just for the safety of my neighbors.

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't do it. I don't want to

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Speaker 2: do it. My partner does it. Do you guys do it?

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Speaker 3: Oh? Really, you're into it. My partner loves exercise. No

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Speaker 3: thank you, he has a fit bit.

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Speaker 2: No thank you.

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Speaker 3: If you're over two years old, No one cares how

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Speaker 3: many steps you took today.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. Hold for a pluse.

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Speaker 3: I reckon in these isotimes, we've had a little glimpse

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Speaker 3: of what it's like to be retired, and I never

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Speaker 3: want to retire. I think we should all work to

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Speaker 3: the day that we leave the planet. Hello one retire? Well,

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Speaker 3: of course, here or else would you be? You got

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Speaker 3: nothing else to do? So my dad retired last year,

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Speaker 3: and something I've learned off him is to not retire.

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Speaker 2: So thank you, Thank you, sir.

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Speaker 3: That maybe be my dad. I have a question about

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Speaker 3: retired dad's. What did retired dads do before the flight

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Speaker 3: tracker app? That's all he does day or night, just

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Speaker 3: watching planes come and go. He's not going anywhere. No

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Speaker 3: one's going anywhere anymore. The thing about parents is very different.

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Speaker 3: The way you grew up with your mum and dad.

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Speaker 3: Mum knows everything. Yeah, mums know everything. That mum knows everything.

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Speaker 3: To that young kid listening.

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Speaker 2: To me right now, you're going to have no secrets

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Speaker 2: growing up from your mother. She knows everything.

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Speaker 3: But your dad is dumb as and you can lie

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Speaker 3: to him NonStop. And dad doesn't know anything.

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Speaker 2: Right. My mom figured out I was gay when I

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Speaker 2: was two years old. She said she saw me crawling

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Speaker 2: across a.

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Speaker 3: Rug at two years old and was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 3: we've got a gay one, right, that was it.

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Speaker 2: Two Dad.

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Speaker 3: On the other hand, just last year I called him

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Speaker 3: because I needed help to change the water to make

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Speaker 3: the thing in clean.

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Speaker 2: Their thinking on the windscreen thinging, he's a bloody how Nathan.

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Speaker 3: What kind of thirty five year old man doesn't know

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Speaker 3: how to change the water in his car? So, Dad,

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Speaker 3: when you came home from work early when I was

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Speaker 3: fifteen and you caught me doing a dance to men,

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Speaker 3: I feel like a woman. What part of that day

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Speaker 3: made you think I've got a mechanic on my hands?

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Speaker 3: Here connect the dots, Joseph. That's it for my first break,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much.

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Speaker 2: He's going to be back on the other side. Valveo,

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Speaker 2: we've doubled our audience podcasting.

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Speaker 1: Now got night Valvo here plays a round of a pause.

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Speaker 2: Here, who's gone very much?

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Speaker 3: Look at this obviously I can count like thirteen people

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Speaker 3: here now it's respons.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Before I was banging on about exercise, and I can't

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Speaker 3: lie to you. I actually do get my heart rate up,

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much. It's very important to the older

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Speaker 3: you get. Cody, my fit boyfriend, always says, get your

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Speaker 3: heart rate up.

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Speaker 2: Nathan, Get your heart rate up, Nathan. So here's how

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Speaker 2: I get my heart rate up.

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Speaker 3: I catch an Uber home and in that Uber I

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Speaker 3: order Uber eats.

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Speaker 2: Who's going to get there first? I've got a bloody

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Speaker 2: red light.

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Speaker 3: I do that several times a week. So that's how

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Speaker 3: I keep fit, thank you very much. I don't do sport.

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Speaker 3: I'm scared of sport. My biggest fear is one day

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Speaker 3: I'm going to walk past to primary school and they're

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Speaker 3: going to kick a footy over the fence and ask

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Speaker 3: me to kick it back. That is a gay boy

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Speaker 3: fear that we live with every day. You know, the

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Speaker 3: best part about having a partner in ISO times is

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Speaker 3: that you can do disgusting, gross things together. But if

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Speaker 3: you give it a cute nickname, you get away with it.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right, So Cody and I live with a

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Speaker 3: single man called Simon. Simon will spend all day in bed,

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Speaker 3: eating alone, not moving.

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Speaker 2: And we judge him. We're like, what a pig?

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Speaker 3: That is gross? Get moving, mate. Cody and I do

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Speaker 3: it bed picnic. See, it's cute. Our pillows are our plates,

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Speaker 3: you know. If you're looking for that last similar like

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Speaker 3: with your partner in bed, it's just like cute little

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Speaker 3: adventure that you go on matching. If you're looking for

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Speaker 3: that last dim sum alone in bed, that's really sad.

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Speaker 2: It's real grim.

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Speaker 3: The hardest part about any relationship is pretending that you

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Speaker 3: like your.

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Speaker 2: Partner's friends and family.

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Speaker 3: Family is really hard for me because Cody's got a

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Speaker 3: nice family and I'm not used to that. Okay, so

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Speaker 3: Cody's family live in Brisbane, far away. Thank god, I

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Speaker 3: don't deal with the niceness.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: They're a kiss each other hello and laugh at dad's

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Speaker 3: jokes kind of family, and I don't understand that.

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Speaker 2: I come from Remember that time dad punched a hole

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Speaker 2: in the wall.

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Speaker 3: Family's one of those families, A real family, you know.

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Speaker 2: Cody's family.

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Speaker 3: Cody's family exercise together, and I find that very odd.

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Speaker 2: Right, all they do is swim, and they love the

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Speaker 2: word dip. It's all they say, We're going for a dip.

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Speaker 2: Who's came for a dip? For a dip? Afternoon deep

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Speaker 2: morning dip, posting a dip? You're come for a dip?

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Speaker 3: NTE, No, I'm not okay. His family are so nice

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Speaker 3: and so weird. Right last time I was there, they

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Speaker 3: had dinner at the table.

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Speaker 2: What is your TV broken? What's wrong with you? Weird people?

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Speaker 3: If you're getting called to the table, it's not for dinner,

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Speaker 3: it's because something bad has happened, you know what. A

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Speaker 3: pet's gone missing, or dad's gone to the shops again

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Speaker 3: for three months. But it's not dinner, you know, very

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Speaker 3: weird family. This is how weird they are. They've got

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Speaker 3: a printer that works. That's so weird. What kind of

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Speaker 3: family has a printer that works? Back up ink, back

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Speaker 3: up paper. They're the weird printer family in your street.

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Speaker 3: Everyone had a printer family. It might be you, ma'am.

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Speaker 3: I don't know who it is in this street, but

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Speaker 3: there is a weird printer family somewhere here.

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Speaker 2: This is how weird they are. And this is the

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Speaker 2: biggest example, and I will end on this.

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Speaker 3: Last time I was there, I found an unfinished block

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Speaker 3: of chocolate, neatly folded in the fridge.

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Speaker 2: All of those families. Who doesn't finish chocolate, It doesn't

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Speaker 2: survive the car ride home. Get your head checked. Thank

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Speaker 2: you everybody, God, pless you all. Thank you so much

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Speaker 2: for coming.

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Speaker 1: That's all right.

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Speaker 3: I fell a long of the poortier well thanks to

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Speaker 3: robbing Rusty Food's helping.

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Speaker 2: People in rough times better pleasure, Marte. See what you're hearing.

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