Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: Just hosted a couple of Mitches. Release yourself for the
Speaker 2: rude shocks of young adults in high school. I thought compulsory,
Speaker 2: I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor,
Speaker 2: Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I went fantastic
Speaker 2: and drama is Mitch Jury and Mitchell coups. Hello you
Speaker 2: owi ya?
Speaker 3: I don't know how were you? Were you feeling better
Speaker 3: this week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I am. Do I sound nasally? I'm a bit croaky,
Speaker 2: I think only when.
Speaker 4: You pointed it out. I hadn't noticed chatting for the
Speaker 4: last half hour before we started recording. But now that
Speaker 4: you pointed out a little bit, it's a bit a
Speaker 4: bit sexy.
Speaker 2: I've got a mystache at the moment, like I'm kind
Speaker 2: of leaning into the whole grunge factor. You know, I
Speaker 2: haven't washed my balls in about a week as well, Like,
Speaker 2: I'm really trying to get.
Speaker 4: On show with your Moe asked me to show you
Speaker 4: my balls.
Speaker 3: No, God, I've seen that you smell.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, here's my mae.
Speaker 3: I haven't touched it all month.
Speaker 2: Well it's only been sixteen days, I.
Speaker 4: Suppose, but I would have thought it'd be more out
Speaker 4: of control by then, really a trimmer or anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, trimmer?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2: Then I went to TikTok and there's like this guy
Speaker 2: that is like the mo trimmer, and he's like, four
Speaker 2: weeks to make sure your MOE is clean, Captain Cool,
Speaker 2: let's go step one. I'm like, he's like, you need oil.
Speaker 4: Wal Oh god, it's a lot to commit to.
Speaker 2: It is and you have to shave a millimeter above
Speaker 2: the lip line. Oh wow, so you don't get snotting
Speaker 2: food in it and when you kiss your lips can
Speaker 2: still be kissable. Yeah, it's not all fun, it'd be fair.
Speaker 3: I haven't.
Speaker 4: It didn't stand out to me as being different for
Speaker 4: you like it kind of suits you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you aren't saying that people like it on
Speaker 2: the typically.
Speaker 4: I am not a fan of the MO. I think
Speaker 4: they're fucking seedy normally. But it doesn't make you look seeding.
Speaker 2: Oh I think your price keeper, Jenna, who's here? What
Speaker 2: do you think of the mak?
Speaker 5: I quite like it.
Speaker 4: Did you set up a November page eventually or is
Speaker 4: it just your own little fun muh? Well, when you
Speaker 4: get an omen, you really should think about that.
Speaker 2: There is no momentum, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now
Speaker 2: I'm a bit croaky. I was at the ari Awards
Speaker 2: last night. Ah yeah, the Arias they've dropped. You know,
Speaker 2: I've noticed this is just me on the fly? Or
Speaker 2: have a ward shows drop the annual part of the title. Well,
Speaker 2: there's nothing funner than going the sixty third annual ARIA Awards.
Speaker 3: Because you like chuck an annual to anything.
Speaker 2: I didn't love it. I didn't make that correlation. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I love an annual thing.
Speaker 3: Is it just me on the fly? How good's the
Speaker 3: word annual?
Speaker 2: No? Actually you just tried. Everyone make it and if
Speaker 2: you enjoy something, I urge you to make it annual.
Speaker 2: Like if you like going to lunch and getting a croissant,
Speaker 2: make it annual. But then you can then do it
Speaker 2: once a year. Yeah true, but then you don't want
Speaker 2: to get too much.
Speaker 4: I love fresh bed linen and I'm not gonna feel
Speaker 4: like my annual sheet clean but fucking grotty, isn't it?
Speaker 2: God? I love brushing my teeth. Let's make it an end. No,
Speaker 2: I more mean like a treat. What would you what's
Speaker 2: an event, Jenna that you would make annual? In your life.
Speaker 5: Oh, I don't even know nothing.
Speaker 2: Nothing, nothing's bringing there's nothing that you joy that you'd
Speaker 2: make annual.
Speaker 1: No, because things that bring me joy, I'd want to
Speaker 1: do it more than once.
Speaker 2: He's true, You're very true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fine line between something that you enjoy
Speaker 4: doing so you do it often, like pilates classes Jenna.
Speaker 4: There you go, we do that multiple times a week
Speaker 4: because we like it. But then something that is like
Speaker 4: you enjoy it, but it would be way too fucking
Speaker 4: much you do it any more than once.
Speaker 2: Again. Pig Weik's the perfect example.
Speaker 3: There you go. Okay, there be a time pig Week
Speaker 3: rolls around.
Speaker 4: I'm like, fuck that time of year already totally.
Speaker 2: And the other day when we had Ginger Nuts on
Speaker 2: the show, that wasn't a guest that you missed that
Speaker 2: was that was a cookie that it sounds like we
Speaker 2: had a silly.
Speaker 3: Now we didn't have Ron Weasling on the show.
Speaker 2: Remember Ginger Nuts on the shows? So great?
Speaker 5: What's up here that week?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had ed cheer and it's a guest Rember.
Speaker 2: It was on that little rat thing from Harry Potter Scabbers.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. We never discussed the fact that scabbers
Speaker 2: like Ron had scabbers for a long time, right.
Speaker 3: And it was.
Speaker 2: That rat. No doubt saw him masturbate that rat, no
Speaker 2: doubt saw him buck naked fucking Hermione like, I'm serious.
Speaker 4: If pets could talk, I tell you.
Speaker 2: Imagine if Isabella, one day you were in the kitchen
Speaker 2: making a you foods, and all of a sudden she
Speaker 2: started dry heaven, I didn't apologies, she started convulsing. She
Speaker 2: arched her back, and then out peals a middle aged
Speaker 2: woman named Michelle, and she's like, Hey, the whole time
Speaker 2: I've been a woman and I've watched.
Speaker 4: You, Isabella has a spied on Sean and I before
Speaker 4: in the act. Really and because she does this for attention.
Speaker 4: I don't know about your cat, Jenner, but they seem
Speaker 4: to time their vomits as to when they're not having
Speaker 4: enough attention.
Speaker 1: Definitely, just recently Saturday morning, Connie decided to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you weren't paying a percent attention.
Speaker 5: I was sleeping in.
Speaker 4: There, you go, yeah, No, because I was having a
Speaker 4: good buck. Isabella's like, well, I can't have that other
Speaker 4: that or she was repulsed.
Speaker 2: No, No, she don't have aphobic although whenever I'm.
Speaker 3: So how could she she is?
Speaker 4: True?
Speaker 1: She does.
Speaker 2: She does every time I'm over, every time I smell beef.
Speaker 2: Time to fucking drop.
Speaker 4: One filming an Instagram story today and she starts scratching
Speaker 4: around in the bloody kid at dinner in the background,
Speaker 4: I'm like, why why, she's.
Speaker 2: Got no decorum?
Speaker 4: Every time I picked that cut up from a father's
Speaker 4: she's like five kilos heavyer. She's one of these people
Speaker 4: that doesn't like the ship anywhere but home.
Speaker 2: I can roll.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't mind I ship anywhere.
Speaker 2: Ship. I shop at the Arias last night, did you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I needed to. I needed to do it.
Speaker 4: And I didn't stick of the Arias because you've been
Speaker 4: to a few now, Like the logis were great the
Speaker 4: first time I went, But I don't have any fomo now.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I did not. It wasn't as exciting
Speaker 2: as it has been in years past. My table was
Speaker 2: next to choice of Arne's table, and mind you, he
Speaker 2: had like every family member that he's ever connected to
Speaker 2: in his life.
Speaker 3: I'm a girl with his mom there, he's mum.
Speaker 2: I have met Lorel. I had tied Levi, his brother
Speaker 2: on my radio show when he had a song and
Speaker 2: she texts me. She texts me.
Speaker 4: She's really personal like that. She used to be mine
Speaker 4: and Jenna's boss.
Speaker 5: What I'm still Facebook friends with her?
Speaker 4: What a country road or something like the first job
Speaker 4: that Jen and I had where we met. She was
Speaker 4: like an investor, so she'd sometimes just pop into the
Speaker 4: office and just keep an eye on her investment.
Speaker 5: She'd lips sit on the lounge and just she was
Speaker 5: on the board.
Speaker 2: She's got that blood cut fringe right.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well his dad was there too. Troy did really well.
Speaker 2: Troy cleaned up. So I heard, Yeah, one Song of
Speaker 2: the Year and Kylie Minogue. The best part was Dolly
Speaker 2: Parton was live and presented an award from dolly Land
Speaker 2: Dolly Partner. Was it actually live Dolly House?
Speaker 4: What does she call her a state?
Speaker 2: Dollywood?
Speaker 4: Dollywood, dolly Wood Dollywood. Sorry, so she was actually live remotely.
Speaker 2: I couldn't tell, but she she apparently threw it around
Speaker 2: like it looked live.
Speaker 4: Were people with her, Yeah, they're like.
Speaker 2: Brooke Brooke Boney, who was hosting, was like live from Dollywood,
Speaker 2: it's Dolly Parton high and then she went he how
Speaker 2: do we all? She was like so rare to be
Speaker 2: here at the Orias. You're right, you're wrong, but you're
Speaker 2: an icon, so it's okay. Marsha Hines was on the
Speaker 2: table next to me, and she came over and asked
Speaker 2: if she could have any of our caramel sizes. I said, sure,
Speaker 2: Marcia Heines, go for it. So she took my caramel size.
Speaker 4: I'd be honest. I love Marsha Heins.
Speaker 1: She's performing at Jones and Amanda's live show next week.
Speaker 5: Is she don't.
Speaker 2: Anyway? So yeah, I'm a little bit tired. I had
Speaker 2: to go to the after parties with the whole thing.
Speaker 2: You had to I did, because no, I did. It's
Speaker 2: my work. I've got to schmooze these label the music labels,
Speaker 2: all throw after parties. I have to go.
Speaker 4: I wasn't invited to the after parties when I was
Speaker 4: an intern at the Arias.
Speaker 2: Oh you wouldn't want to go?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I ran into my exit all of them.
Speaker 4: Oh did you?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I was at the Water Music after party. I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh God, I'm leaving, going to the next one. Render
Speaker 2: that party. There he is, run into the Sony Music one,
Speaker 2: there he is.
Speaker 4: I think you've had a few runnings now, I wouldn't
Speaker 4: even me a wkward anymore multiple runnings.
Speaker 2: No, it's not it's not really a problem.
Speaker 4: Look at this photo of me when I was an
Speaker 4: intern at the Arias. I was there during sound. Sure,
Speaker 4: I was standing in for I was going to say
Speaker 4: Kylie Minogue. I don't know if she was there that year.
Speaker 4: I have a feeling that it was Danny Minogue, but
Speaker 4: I was just honored to be in a Minogue's shoes. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they were testing the light and sound and cameras and shit,
Speaker 4: so I had to stand on her spot and that
Speaker 4: was so exciting at the time. But the thought of
Speaker 4: doing that now I'm just like, Fuck, the Arias don't
Speaker 4: excite me at all.
Speaker 3: No, it's sad. It has worn off.
Speaker 2: Oh there's no magic.
Speaker 5: I usedtill love the Arias. Now it's I didn't even
Speaker 5: watch it.
Speaker 2: Can I say I feel dupe? I literally hosted the
Speaker 2: Arias two years ago during COVID. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 2: COVID and no one gave a shit. Now it's back
Speaker 2: on TV and they're like, Mitch Jury, who I got
Speaker 2: my big break in the middle of the pandemic.
Speaker 3: I don't even remember you doing that.
Speaker 2: It was not kid that's right.
Speaker 4: No, it was a ship.
Speaker 5: It wasn't. It streamed on YouTube.
Speaker 2: And I guess we're Oh, I do remember that it
Speaker 2: was live. This was during like when we had like
Speaker 2: twelve people in a room and then if you need
Speaker 2: to cough, you do it in a bag and then
Speaker 2: incinerate it, like the rules were dumb. Anyway, it was
Speaker 2: at Taronga Zoo because it was one of the only
Speaker 2: venues that had open air but also had beautiful city views.
Speaker 5: My god.
Speaker 2: From the Tarannga Zoo and I got in trouble because
Speaker 2: I made a joke about the Wiggles. I tell us
Speaker 2: on the podcast.
Speaker 3: That doesn't ring a bells, so maybe you haven't.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 2: I was like the host brook Bony hostage. He always
Speaker 2: fucking host, and then I was the host backstage, so
Speaker 2: like they do, three awards cross to me. I was
Speaker 2: like the fun one, so they crossed to me. I'm like, hey, Broke,
Speaker 2: I'm back here with the Wiggles. You just missed it.
Speaker 2: They're making fruit salad, yummy, yummy, big red cocktails like
Speaker 2: something dumb. Anyway, Then Bruce the Red Wiggle whatever his
Speaker 2: name is, the one that looks like that war criminal.
Speaker 3: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: Bryce Dallis Howard, Ben Robert Smith. He looks like Ben
Speaker 2: Robert Smith you're talking about.
Speaker 3: Who was there last night?
Speaker 2: I went, how did you get out of prison? But
Speaker 2: it was the Wiggle and it's giddy anyway, sorry, I
Speaker 2: degrees and he came up.
Speaker 4: You noticed that the new Jeff, the new Purple Wiggle,
Speaker 4: has no fucking business being that hot.
Speaker 5: He is beautiful.
Speaker 4: Justice, Absolutely, there's good to try and give the mums
Speaker 4: fanny flutters, for sure, very strategic.
Speaker 2: I think i'd know how to wake him up. Wouldn't
Speaker 2: be hard.
Speaker 4: Something would be hard, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: Ever, don't need to wake up. You're doing just fine.
Speaker 2: No need to wake No, no, no no no, I
Speaker 2: mean like because he's a wrect morning wood like I'm
Speaker 2: fine with. That didn't translate. I don't need anyway. Approached
Speaker 2: me and Wiggle and this is the is and he goes, mate,
Speaker 2: we're a family brand. We do not appreciate you insinuating
Speaker 2: that we're out he drinking cocktails. We don't drink.
Speaker 4: I'll get your bucking hand off at whatever your name is.
Speaker 2: And they didn't get asked back, so maybe the we
Speaker 2: care come on, maybe I've been blacklisted by the Wiggles.
Speaker 2: Maybe they've gone the fat one, never to work in
Speaker 2: this business.
Speaker 4: Like you said, Oh there's Maury having a bump of
Speaker 4: care Tomine behind the giraffe scene.
Speaker 3: Now you didn't say that.
Speaker 2: I wish Blue Wiggles all white because he's covered in
Speaker 2: coke pro boning. Hell, how precious is anyway? Welcome everyone.
Speaker 2: If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Wel yeah, hi, Hi was waiting for you.
Speaker 1: Jure.
Speaker 2: Mitch and I've done it, so you may as well.
Speaker 2: Welcome every single show we start with it. Is it
Speaker 2: just me? Mitch and I have one both something we've noticed,
Speaker 2: something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know Mine, I
Speaker 2: don't know. Mitch's.
Speaker 4: My gym is about a big change they should make
Speaker 4: to iPhones because I've fucking had enough.
Speaker 2: They need to get rid of a certain thing. Well,
Speaker 2: they've just made a bunch of changes. There's new iPhones
Speaker 2: and a big software update seventeen.
Speaker 4: I don't believe my suggestion is included in that software update. Interesting,
Speaker 4: real different.
Speaker 2: Well okay, all right, Well we'll get to that. Mine
Speaker 2: is quite simply something that I've noticed I was sent
Speaker 2: something by Jenna. Actually yes, and I've never felt more
Speaker 2: patronized in my life.
Speaker 3: Yep, all right, would you want to kick it off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll start, so I go, yeap, all right, let's
Speaker 2: hit it?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 2: Is this ad the most patronizing thing you've ever heard?
Speaker 2: Hold on? Jenna sent me this and she said are
Speaker 2: you playing this at on Kiss? And I was like, no,
Speaker 2: I don't think so. It's an exclusive ad playing on WSFM. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the radio station Geno constantly all the time.
Speaker 4: I've checked continents, pads, no doubt your audience.
Speaker 2: No it's not. It's not for cataract cream or cowtrait tablets,
Speaker 2: no prostate massages. It is for the Fairfield markets. So
Speaker 2: it's actually in the in the database here at the
Speaker 2: radio station. It's Fairfield City Council. So this is paid
Speaker 2: for with our tax dollars.
Speaker 4: Where is Fairfield?
Speaker 2: Where is Fairfield? Sydney's Western Sydney. Okay, Fairfield sounds quite nice.
Speaker 2: I'd like to go to Fairfield, although not after this
Speaker 2: fucking ad because I've never felt more patronized in my life.
Speaker 2: Jenna said it to me, so I keep hearing it
Speaker 2: on loop, Like, why is it only on WSFAM so
Speaker 2: you must hear it at work all the time.
Speaker 4: I just googled Fairfield Markets and the address is in
Speaker 4: Smithfield Road.
Speaker 2: Prairie Wood.
Speaker 3: I also never heard of Prairie Wood.
Speaker 4: Where the fuck is this joint prairie Wood?
Speaker 1: But why wouldn't you just call it prairie Wood Markets?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Then I completely agree. They're clearly done it.
Speaker 4: I see it's sort of out near wet and wild
Speaker 4: or whatever the fuck it's now raging raging waters. Yeah,
Speaker 4: sounds like someone's about to give birth. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: my raging waters.
Speaker 2: First, imagine if that's what your doctor said when you're
Speaker 2: about to light They're about to take your baby out
Speaker 2: to love your baby. It's went a while down there,
Speaker 2: all right? This is the ad ready, Yeah, and you'll
Speaker 2: know as soon as the vo artist says a certain line,
Speaker 2: you feel patronized.
Speaker 4: Okay, shocking as it's meant to be.
Speaker 2: It's Fairfield Markets for me.
Speaker 1: Make it a habit every Saturday at Fairfield Markets.
Speaker 4: If you can't find a bargain with over six hundred
Speaker 4: stills to choose from, you're not really trying. There's Lady
Speaker 4: for the kids too, for the children wood pack.
Speaker 2: It's a fan.
Speaker 4: Dare you If you can't find a bargain without six
Speaker 4: hundred stores, you're not even trigging.
Speaker 3: So disrespectful to try.
Speaker 4: That's right, they should be bargain smacking me in the
Speaker 4: face left, right and sent.
Speaker 2: I agree, and the goal that she has to say
Speaker 2: it with a smile as well. I did not really,
Speaker 2: do you know?
Speaker 5: I'm not trying?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. The whole premise of a market is to
Speaker 2: not try, because you no one ever goes. You know
Speaker 2: what I need? I need a chopping ball with some
Speaker 2: resin in it, Like no one goes. You don't go
Speaker 2: to a market for a destiny for an item. I
Speaker 2: love that over priced almond croissant. Let's go to prairie wood. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I kind of just go to markets and just they
Speaker 4: can tell me what I fucking need. I need another candle, exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I go to market. That's actually an injem on
Speaker 2: the fire. I've never bought anything I've ever wanted a market,
Speaker 2: but I buy a lot me too. Like I bought
Speaker 2: a candle that's been molded into the shape of a
Speaker 2: woman's bodice. Yeah, I'm like, that's cute. I'd never buy
Speaker 2: it anywhere else other than a market.
Speaker 1: But also because you're supporting a small business, you like,
Speaker 1: you know, I'll support you. But also you're not really
Speaker 1: looking for a barget.
Speaker 2: No you're not. Oh my god. I will happily overpay it.
Speaker 4: A market because it's a small business. And so I
Speaker 4: don't feel so bad.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 4: What does make me feel bad is when I go
Speaker 4: to this like candle stall at a market and I
Speaker 4: smell them and I think they're fucking vi buying one
Speaker 4: of those. But the little lady who's handmade them standing
Speaker 4: there behind the stall, I say to her, oh, I'm
Speaker 4: going to come back for this, that one's nice, And
Speaker 4: I never come back for it, and she sees me
Speaker 4: wondering around, and she knows that I chose not to buy.
Speaker 4: One time, I had a bag from another candle stock
Speaker 4: arrival and she saw it and just looked at me like,
Speaker 4: you said you'd be back here, piece of shit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the hard thing about markets now they've all
Speaker 2: got pay pass. Back in the day, like five years ago,
Speaker 2: you could be like, I'm going to just go find
Speaker 2: an ATM and they'd be like, yeah, Tappy with the
Speaker 2: gossle main event, you'd be like, no worries and then
Speaker 2: you just run. But now they're like, no, I've got
Speaker 2: beam it, I've got a tap square pay pass me.
Speaker 2: I'm like, Jesus, is this used to be easy?
Speaker 4: That's good because then they can just email you the receipt.
Speaker 2: It's easy, it is true, But then I can't get
Speaker 2: out of it. I can't get out of it, you know.
Speaker 2: And the candle places, You're right, it's always their name.
Speaker 2: It's always Jasmine's Infinity candles.
Speaker 4: I got a bloody, gorgeous one that's some market on
Speaker 4: the Northern Beaches, and I need to go back because
Speaker 4: it's stunning. I also got this beautiful fucking skin care
Speaker 4: for It's meant to treat exma, but for me, it
Speaker 4: sorts out the raizor rash. I wouldn't have found that
Speaker 4: if I hadn't gone brows in the markets. Actually happy, yes,
Speaker 4: because you do have a massive razor rash issue. I
Speaker 4: used to I've never even noticed it. Your razor rash
Speaker 4: is gone. Yeah, well you did say to me before,
Speaker 4: have you changed your skin care? I did mit your
Speaker 4: skin clear and glowing, so maybe that's it. It's got
Speaker 4: like tea tree and shit in it.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Someone said it's a message saying thank you Mitch Cherry
Speaker 2: for opening up about your skincare routine. Like I wasn't
Speaker 2: opening up, did I didn't see that? They think maybe
Speaker 2: they sent me a private message, thank you brave? Shall
Speaker 2: I use retinol twice weekly?
Speaker 4: You should have said to me when I was asking
Speaker 4: for advice. If you don't know what skincare to use,
Speaker 4: you're not trying hard enough.
Speaker 5: You're not even try imagine.
Speaker 2: If like a big bread like Cole's tried to do that.
Speaker 2: If you can't have want to feed your family for
Speaker 2: ten dollars or more, you're not trying hard enough. Shut
Speaker 2: the fuck up, curd of stone.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? You should follow these idiots online
Speaker 1: search a couple of mitches.
Speaker 2: All right, as you know, it's Mugvember. We're in the
Speaker 2: middle of Mugvember.
Speaker 3: We're fast approaching the cut off of Mugvember.
Speaker 2: We have a limited edition mugs, and I have to
Speaker 2: stress this enough. These mugs once sold gone, you can't
Speaker 2: get them again. And people collect these mugs like we
Speaker 2: have idiots that have our season one mug, Season two,
Speaker 2: season three, now the season four mug. If you don't
Speaker 2: buy it now, you'll never be able to get it.
Speaker 4: It's actually season five, but close five. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: it doesn't make heaps of sense, does it.
Speaker 2: No, our seasons there isn't. It's not like Friends, like
Speaker 2: it's nice and easy with box sets.
Speaker 4: It's because season one we started in like September or
Speaker 4: October and then finished the year, and then we just
Speaker 4: started season two totally. Yeah, and then I think season
Speaker 4: three went for like a year and a half. That
Speaker 4: was during COVID, and we're like, let's just keep running
Speaker 4: with season three.
Speaker 2: Imagine if TV shows followed our formula. Yeah, and like
Speaker 2: the new episode of Morning Wars was like Jennifer Nison's like, nah,
Speaker 2: just give them two episodes. We'll come back in a year. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Season two will be four hundred episode ye sees and
Speaker 4: three will be known.
Speaker 3: And it's been consistent the last two years. Season four
Speaker 3: and five have just been the year.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Well we're in season five now the teal era, yes,
Speaker 4: of course. And as of December first, you can't order
Speaker 4: a mug anymore.
Speaker 2: No no, so go on buy one. You can also
Speaker 2: get a signed mug Mitch and I will hand sign them.
Speaker 2: We were just signing some before. It was very fun.
Speaker 4: I barely touched them because I'm so nervous about my
Speaker 4: signature being permanent. I need to practice.
Speaker 2: This just is a perfect example of how different we are,
Speaker 2: because Jenna, I wasn't even looking. I think I was
Speaker 2: eating a salmon bagel while I was Wait, you weren't
Speaker 2: even looking, and I just sign away. And then Mitch
Speaker 2: is like, putting so much thought and effort into signing
Speaker 2: the mugs, and I want.
Speaker 3: Them to match, whereas your signatures do not match.
Speaker 4: Some of the fucking mugs you've signed are written in
Speaker 4: all caps, some of them are written in cursive. It's
Speaker 4: just not consistent at all, whereas I want mine to
Speaker 4: be beautiful.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know when you get something like it's
Speaker 2: hand signed, like maybe a politician to set you a letter,
Speaker 2: when you've changed the electorates and it's signed at the bottom,
Speaker 2: but you can tell it's photo. I don't want I
Speaker 2: want people to know that I've written this. I want
Speaker 2: them to be imperfections, like the ancient hieroglyphs in Egypt.
Speaker 2: I want this to be like the rosetta start, like
Speaker 2: when people go no, Mitch Jury has touched it.
Speaker 4: Yes, we have touched it. I will sign them, I promise,
Speaker 4: and they're available linking bio on our Instagram the show
Speaker 4: notes of this episode.
Speaker 3: You can order your mug before the end of the month.
Speaker 4: Speaking of the mugs, coming up in episode one seventy
Speaker 4: four on Wednesday, we need to have an all staff meeting. Yeah,
Speaker 4: we've had a predicament with the mugs. I haven't filled
Speaker 4: you guys in.
Speaker 2: On this yet, no, Jenner and Ianna Chriss, Yes, what.
Speaker 4: There's been a predicament and there's a few other things
Speaker 4: on the agenda for the staff meeting, but that's happening
Speaker 4: on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: All right. We need you to take the minutes, Jenna
Speaker 2: as the price keeper, just so nerve racking. You'll be
Speaker 2: fine with the minutes or the meeting.
Speaker 5: Everything.
Speaker 2: I've learned not to worry. I've stuck around like enough.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he learnt that straight out of the womb. Just
Speaker 4: don't worry, don't you a fuck. It's all good. And also,
Speaker 4: I should say, coming up on Wednesday as well, a
Speaker 4: brand new mission for Roving Report at Oscar.
Speaker 2: Oh love it.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to tell you what it is, but
Speaker 4: I reckon you guys are going to froth it, you
Speaker 4: two in particular.
Speaker 3: Really, you guys are.
Speaker 2: Gonna be that part of us if you an oscar.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we went out and did it over the weekend.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Put in the hours.
Speaker 3: It took way longer than it really. I'll explain with
Speaker 3: that on Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Okay, Wednesday, ordeal, Okay, okay, Wednesday. Do you want to
Speaker 2: do your regim?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm ready, let's go right hit it?
Speaker 2: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Does some iPhone alarms need to be banned?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yes? Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Interesting. I have had the same alarm for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Which one of you got a driven to play it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know what it's called, but and I remember
Speaker 2: when I chose it. If you want the truth, I'd
Speaker 2: never set an alarm in my life, aside from when
Speaker 2: I moved to New York and I had to be
Speaker 2: up at like six every morning to get the train
Speaker 2: into into Manhattan, and I chose this alarm and I've
Speaker 2: stuck with it ever since.
Speaker 3: Is it going to trigger me?
Speaker 2: Maybe? How do I pick an alarm?
Speaker 4: A right? Well, don't play it on your phone, find
Speaker 4: out the name in your settings and then look it
Speaker 4: up on YouTube.
Speaker 3: Oh here, it isn't here.
Speaker 2: This is my daily alarm.
Speaker 4: What's it called.
Speaker 2: It's called coffee time.
Speaker 4: Coffee time that one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a whole thing because if it says
Speaker 2: wake up, it makes me stressed. So because I love coffee,
Speaker 2: one of my favorite things in the world. So it
Speaker 2: starts my day with something that I want to drink.
Speaker 2: It's me excited. It works.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll recognize that.
Speaker 4: Bring it up on YouTube. This is my alarm that
Speaker 4: So it's not actually called coffee alarm.
Speaker 3: No, right, I thought you mede that's the name of
Speaker 3: the ringtime.
Speaker 2: Oh no, what does it? I haven't heard it. I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it's my fucking house. This is my alarm. Ready, it's
Speaker 2: called twinkle o ca ready.
Speaker 3: No, one's not that offensive.
Speaker 2: Actually, it's so nice.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit annoying.
Speaker 2: It kind of plays for a bit.
Speaker 3: This is the issue that I'm having.
Speaker 4: Right. So, speaking of roving reporter, Oscary crashed at my
Speaker 4: place the other day, and he's got this thing where
Speaker 4: he's just immune to his alarm, like he cannot hear it,
Speaker 4: he's numb to it, and so he'll be sitting there
Speaker 4: with his phone right next to his pillow, the alarm
Speaker 4: going off in his fucking ear and either Shaun or
Speaker 4: I'll have to get up and literally shake the bed
Speaker 4: and go, oh scap, your alarm's going off. It is
Speaker 4: so triggering his alarm me really scary. See if you
Speaker 4: can find it on YouTube, it's called Radar. It's one
Speaker 4: of the default iPhone alarm.
Speaker 2: Oh I think I know this, This is it.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be so triggered. Imagine this going off for
Speaker 4: like we usually give it a good three minutes, being like,
Speaker 4: surely he will hear it. If we can hear it
Speaker 4: from a different room, he'll hear it. He never wakes up.
Speaker 2: His alarm goes who chooses that? What do you have, Mitch?
Speaker 2: What's your iPhone alarm?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 4: Mine? It's one of those beautiful ones that you can
Speaker 4: set up in the health section of your phone. I'm
Speaker 4: probably man explaining a lot of people have alreadyigured this out,
Speaker 4: but I am surprised how many people don't know this, right,
Speaker 4: I mean, so in the health part of your iPhone,
Speaker 4: help can set your health You can set a sleep
Speaker 4: schedule and it gives you all of these beautiful, peaceful
Speaker 4: alarm options. Mine is called first Light, and the idea
Speaker 4: is that it starts off really soft and then gradually
Speaker 4: increase it so that you don't get that that jolt
Speaker 4: that panicked How beautiful is this here?
Speaker 2: Is that something from Horrory tells the story, doesn't it?
Speaker 4: This part is when I go, oh, that's my love,
Speaker 4: Like I sort of here, but I'm still asleep, and
Speaker 4: then I read this start Oh, it's time to get
Speaker 4: to pull.
Speaker 2: The curtain'd kick your feet in the linen you turn around.
Speaker 4: I usually have to get up and go to the
Speaker 4: other room because I don't keep my phone in my
Speaker 4: bed and I'm not waking up all panicked and stressed.
Speaker 2: Well, it isn't that lovely unless you turn around and
Speaker 2: see show on fucking squish Mallow, in which case you'd
Speaker 2: be lived.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: This is really nice, isn't it?
Speaker 4: And there's so many to choose from. But you have
Speaker 4: to set it up in the health section of your iPhone.
Speaker 4: And I've got it set for eight hours sleep, so
Speaker 4: I can just drag it around to what time you do?
Speaker 4: Give me exactly eight hours. Then it tells me time
Speaker 4: to wind down. If you want your full laid hours.
Speaker 3: Go to bed in the next twenty minute.
Speaker 2: Wait, can I just tell you the top comment on this. Yes,
Speaker 2: someone's commented, as a toddler, my mum would have this
Speaker 2: alarm on her phone and I'd wake up to it.
Speaker 2: This brings back good memories. How long have they had
Speaker 2: a lot ficking as a toddler? Someone says, aren't these
Speaker 2: new alarms? Apple created the bedtime feature in twenty sixteen,
Speaker 2: and someone says, Wait, either you're lying or you're very
Speaker 2: fucking yup, that's.
Speaker 3: Exactly what's going on. They're probably lying.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the freaking bedtime feature has been there since twenty sixteen.
Speaker 4: You have to set it up in your iPhone, but
Speaker 4: there's so many people that don't use it. Seawan used
Speaker 4: to have a hidious alarm as well.
Speaker 2: Oh what was Sean's I think it's called beacon Beacon Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it scares the shit out of me.
Speaker 4: And he's one of those people that sets like fourteen
Speaker 4: fucking alarm. It's like one they're all five minutes after
Speaker 4: the other. In case he sleeps through it, I'm like,
Speaker 4: how could you sleep through I've never.
Speaker 2: Got that, Like one will still play set one alarm?
Speaker 5: Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they need to get rid of all these really,
Speaker 4: really aggressive ones.
Speaker 2: I agree, this is my favorite of all time. This
Speaker 2: is iconic.
Speaker 5: Come on that happy ringtime it is.
Speaker 2: I would never want to wake up time.
Speaker 5: Mine is early riser.
Speaker 2: You know what I think?
Speaker 3: Is that one of the beautiful ones in the bedtime?
Speaker 5: Yeah you go early, right? Yes, bing bing bing bing
Speaker 5: bing bing bing bing.
Speaker 2: That was mine for ages, I know, but.
Speaker 3: Mine used to be called even one of the peaceful ones.
Speaker 4: It was called bright eyed, bright eye, and it was
Speaker 4: beautiful at first, but after a couple of years even
Speaker 4: that became triggering. So that's why I changed that. This
Speaker 4: is what I used to wake up to when I
Speaker 4: did the early starts for breakfast Radio, and so.
Speaker 3: It became triggering because I'm like, oh.
Speaker 4: Fuck, it's free day to go.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm still not ready to go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh this sounds awful. This sounds like the
Speaker 2: intro to like a SBS news bullet.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now SBS News here is Michelle Kwana and Paul Barrelston.
Speaker 4: I'm expecting le Lynchin to start talking any second now.
Speaker 2: Yeah anymore? God, that's so funny. What are your text tones?
Speaker 2: Out of interest? Because I think that I've got custom
Speaker 2: text tones for custom people.
Speaker 4: I don't know how to do the custom tone thing.
Speaker 2: You just go to their contact card and you change it.
Speaker 3: Well, so you don't like choose a song or something nap.
Speaker 5: Now mine's always silent, so oh really that's true.
Speaker 4: But if you've got them on the emergency contact list,
Speaker 4: you'll hear the sound regardless.
Speaker 2: Is that real?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: I thought you told me that you put me on
Speaker 4: the emergency pushed through for your phone when I removed
Speaker 4: my ex I put you in. Okay, so if I
Speaker 4: call you even on doing not a serve doesn't make
Speaker 4: a noise.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And also I want a car crash and they
Speaker 2: can't get through to my mum, my dad, my two sisters,
Speaker 2: my auntie Christine. It then goes to you.
Speaker 4: Or if you're lifting weight through the gym and you
Speaker 4: accidentally said off the SOS on your watch, it calls
Speaker 4: me you're.
Speaker 2: My next, next, next, next, next, next of kin?
Speaker 5: Can I be the next next one?
Speaker 2: Yes, it'd be my honor.
Speaker 5: Cool, no worry, thank you.
Speaker 4: I made my ring tone because if you go to
Speaker 4: the ring tone section in your iPhone setting, yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: going the name with all of the ring tone options.
Speaker 4: But then right down the bottom there's Classic, which is
Speaker 4: a whole separate menu that brings up all the old
Speaker 4: iPhone ring tones and mine is set to xylophone.
Speaker 3: And how lame is this?
Speaker 4: I wanted it to match Nina Proudman's iPhone ring tone
Speaker 4: from Offspring.
Speaker 2: I'm going to google it.
Speaker 3: Xylophone rung, xylophone ring ring.
Speaker 2: This is what this is your phone every time it rings, Mitchell.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's something nostalgic about it.
Speaker 2: Have you seen this the recording of these these things? Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's crazy, like you see those being made.
Speaker 4: I can actually do an impression of the Facebook messenger
Speaker 4: in the sound. This will be Do you give me
Speaker 4: a sec I just have to have a cup with
Speaker 4: the right amount of water.
Speaker 2: Oh god, kill time. There's a cup here with water? Yeah,
Speaker 2: give it?
Speaker 3: Hang on, Okay, here we go.
Speaker 2: Should I play it for reference?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hear it first, Calm down, messing this one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's too low. Give me that small cup.
Speaker 2: That'll do.
Speaker 4: It's a bit flat.
Speaker 5: Do it again.
Speaker 3: Okay, ready with the sound my performance.
Speaker 2: Ye, that's that's really good. Yeah, I'm very impressed.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll give it to you.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know how you discovered you had that.
Speaker 2: I was sucking off Sean above a half drunk glass
Speaker 2: of water, and as I pulled my head off his
Speaker 2: penis right. I had a knife in my I had
Speaker 2: a knife in my hand and I fell onto the
Speaker 2: glass that sounded like the Messengers sound.
Speaker 4: I actually don't know how I discovered it.
Speaker 3: I just had a random, cooked thought one day.
Speaker 2: I'm impressed.
Speaker 5: I am too well done.
Speaker 2: What can you do?
Speaker 3: An impression of bring a marimba in here?
Speaker 2: I'll play now. My ringtone is the thirty rock theme.
Speaker 2: I've said that many times. Which is this? I can
Speaker 2: play it again if you really want to. No one
Speaker 2: asked Jenna, do you want to know? No, I know,
Speaker 2: I don't think of that. There's the show now. I
Speaker 2: think it does my ring to exactly.
Speaker 3: That ruin it.
Speaker 2: I'd love to know what Jennings is actually. I'll just
Speaker 2: send you a text, Jenner, and I'll be able to
Speaker 2: hear it. I'll send you a text for you gentlemen.
Speaker 2: There we get sent.
Speaker 4: Corn.
Speaker 3: Jenny, you're dirty bitch, Jannah.
Speaker 2: That's fair. Shut up.
Speaker 4: But yes, the point remains the really really irritating and
Speaker 4: triggering iPhone alarms?
Speaker 3: Why do they still have them as an option.
Speaker 2: No, I agree, get rid of that nostalgia, baby, nostalgia.
Speaker 4: That's nostalgic, that's just torture.
Speaker 2: I wonder if we've taught you anyone listening probably people
Speaker 2: they would have those alarms and they would have freaked out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let us know if you were triggered listening to them.
Speaker 2: Yes, please do all right, all you should probably go. Guys,
Speaker 2: that's us done that.
Speaker 4: All right, let's get out of here.
Speaker 2: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: Plenty more to come on Wednesday episode as per usual.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can get a mug for Mug November. If
Speaker 2: you want to shop linking Bio, go on buy one,
Speaker 2: and if you want to sign one, we'll sign it.
Speaker 4: You to see that someone posted in our Facebook group.
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
Speaker 4: Or should they do a special mug release for their
Speaker 4: half a decade celebrator next year?
Speaker 3: I was like half a decade when you put it
Speaker 3: like that, I didn't realize the podcast had been going
Speaker 3: that long.
Speaker 2: I don't think you celebrate half a decade.
Speaker 4: To be honest, it's five years. It just sounds more
Speaker 4: impressive to say half a decade.
Speaker 2: It does sound we could do.
Speaker 5: Let's think about that rash shirts or something.
Speaker 4: I was looking into rashirts, but I wouldn't be able
Speaker 4: to get them made in time for this summer.
Speaker 3: But next year, someone hold me accountable to that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, it happened.
Speaker 5: All right, that's sun safety for everyone the moment.
Speaker 2: There's mugs for our tel Era season five, so you
Speaker 2: can buy those. Yeah all right, well guys, we'll see
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Speaker 3: Yeap, catch you soon.
Speaker 2: It he gets love yaya bye?
Speaker 1: Is it just me?
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Speaker 4: Welcome to A to D Brief. This is our secret segment.
Speaker 4: On the end, we pretend the show it's done, but
Speaker 4: we keep talking.
Speaker 2: Absolutely.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: If we wrap up that early, they're plenty more. Not
Speaker 4: only is there a whole other episode on Wednesday, but
Speaker 4: we keep talking shit here. Don't you worry.
Speaker 2: We just gossip. I was trying to explain add brief
Speaker 2: to someone the other day and it was really hard
Speaker 2: to explain. So I just got my phone and was like,
Speaker 2: this is where they think we end. But then there's
Speaker 2: all this left and they're like, why do you do that?
Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't know and then I'm like, but
Speaker 2: we have a secret Facebook group called Endurant Idiots.
Speaker 4: It's not secret though, No, we actually want people to
Speaker 4: join that.
Speaker 2: It's real.
Speaker 3: The link is also in the episode of Scription an
Speaker 3: Endurant Idiot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm an idiot. I get things confused. The segment secret,
Speaker 2: the group's public.
Speaker 3: Yes, secret segment.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Segments and Facebook groups are not the same thing, you know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, they said, endurance isn't a word. You know, we've
Speaker 2: been over there, like, I know we've I know, I
Speaker 2: know that. But you should change it? Then? Why not?
Speaker 2: It really isn't a word.
Speaker 4: I feel like it should be. Oh they always talk
Speaker 4: about you know, oh the Endurant batteries, jurist cell or something.
Speaker 4: You know, they use that word to endure something. If
Speaker 4: your trait is to endure, would that not make you endurant?
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 1: It should be a word, it feels like, because there's endurance,
Speaker 1: so like endurant.
Speaker 4: I'm google it does come up as a word, I
Speaker 4: feel like when you Google it, But when I write
Speaker 4: it on my phone it comes up with the red
Speaker 4: squiggly lion as if I've made a typo, which just
Speaker 4: quite simply isn't fucking true.
Speaker 2: Well, Endurant is a brand of battery. It's cold Endurant,
Speaker 2: long life, reliable quality. That's us. That's us, that's hu Jen,
Speaker 2: It's to.
Speaker 3: A t absolutely half a decade, mate, We're long long.
Speaker 2: If we're the friends carts, who do you reckon is
Speaker 2: going to die first? Oh my god, Matthew Perry, I'm
Speaker 2: just wondering three of us. I know what you're all
Speaker 2: thinking of.
Speaker 4: Fuck you, i't said anything, going to say Jenna because
Speaker 4: she would just come back as a ladybug or something.
Speaker 2: True. Wait, don't you always come back as a human
Speaker 2: or if you've been reincarnated?
Speaker 5: Depends on what I feel like you get to pick yeah.
Speaker 2: Out, Yeah, that's pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Well, how many times have you been human as opposed
Speaker 4: to some sort of animal?
Speaker 5: Nineteen? Human and two?
Speaker 2: What were the animals?
Speaker 5: It was a witchity grumpy and a horse a horse?
Speaker 2: I can what what era were you a horse?
Speaker 1: I was a horse in seventeen thirty three, seventeen forty six.
Speaker 3: Oh, they were busy.
Speaker 2: Then I was going to say, that's the that's basically
Speaker 2: like coming out today as a car. I was a
Speaker 2: clydes Wow a male Yeah, Wow, that's pretty impressive. How
Speaker 2: did you perish?
Speaker 1: It was actually an accident. I don't really want to go. Oh,
Speaker 1: of course I get it because I was a Clydestylee horse.
Speaker 2: So where's your birthmark on your body?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 5: It's on my back?
Speaker 2: That yeah, that checks out because they say.
Speaker 4: Celebrating Janet's birthday on the horse's birthday, which is when
Speaker 4: the first of August?
Speaker 6: Is it?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: Well that's what they say. Your birthmark on your body
Speaker 2: currently is where you died in your past life.
Speaker 4: Did you know that I gave myself a fucking birthmark
Speaker 4: the other day? I was than my hair appliants like
Speaker 4: the thing that No, not even that one. I've got
Speaker 4: a separate one, the mermaid hair that's the curls to it.
Speaker 4: I really want to bring that in and try it
Speaker 4: on Janet's hand.
Speaker 2: By the way, I'd love to see you the blowout.
Speaker 4: It's not a blumar.
Speaker 3: It gives you like the Google Mermaid.
Speaker 2: Here, I've away before I know what they are.
Speaker 4: I'm not even sponsored, but I just I kind of
Speaker 4: want to bring it in and demonstrated on Jennet. Which
Speaker 4: is rivoting for a podcast when you can't see it.
Speaker 4: But imagine her with mermaid hair. It's so long.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 2: Wow, look at this thing.
Speaker 4: But anyway, I was using that thing. It's like a
Speaker 4: crimper and I burnt my shoulder. No, it looks like
Speaker 4: someone's giving me a hickey on my shoulder.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you cooked your skin.
Speaker 4: And I only touched for like a second and I
Speaker 4: was like, oh, it didn't really hurt that much. But
Speaker 4: then I looked and I was like, holy fuck, there's
Speaker 4: a big mark.
Speaker 1: Look at that.
Speaker 4: That's a decent bird. Also, look at those muscles.
Speaker 2: Show me flakes, well, show me muscles like that. Oh
Speaker 2: my goodness. Really, God, swat rolls. You don't have to
Speaker 2: take control. Would you ever swap to a top era?
Speaker 2: Would you go?
Speaker 3: I don't need to be the top to be in control.
Speaker 2: I'm aware now, I know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can tell you who's in chart?
Speaker 5: Oh my, oh.
Speaker 2: Who is it? Is it fucking Clara, your squish mellow? Yes? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's like, babe, can you just put this over your face?
Speaker 2: I really like how it holds the donut. Can you
Speaker 2: hold me the way Clara holds that strawberry donut? Thank you? Anyway,
Speaker 2: So my horrific date chronicles continue not horrific. The location
Speaker 2: of the dates is really bizarre.
Speaker 5: So it was an escape room.
Speaker 2: No, I went to an escape room. And then this
Speaker 2: weekend I went to an Irish fish and chip shop.
Speaker 4: What terrific about that? That sounds lovely, it's actually really fun.
Speaker 4: But it was just clearly past the point in dating
Speaker 4: this person where you're trying to impress each other if
Speaker 4: you're going to a fish and chip shop.
Speaker 2: So it's very Irish, yes, because an idiot's listening will
Speaker 2: know if you've seen I get it on TikTok all
Speaker 2: the time. It's like, hello, come and have a Chinese
Speaker 2: in me. It's British people because they call having a
Speaker 2: Chinese meal a Chinese Ah, right, they say I'm having
Speaker 2: a Chinese Is it just me on the fly?
Speaker 4: Are they are not enough Chinese restaurants in Sydney? Because
Speaker 4: I go on Uber Eats and I was really fanging
Speaker 4: for a fucking Mongolian lamb from a Chinese restaurant and
Speaker 4: I could not find any nearby.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's quote, really there's a load of thaie.
Speaker 4: You couldn't find any Chinese restaurants on Japanese but no Chinese.
Speaker 2: King Street Newtown. There are three of the same franchise.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but Newtown.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're not a lion type of toong one, type
Speaker 2: of Tong two. Then there's type of tong the third
Speaker 2: four hundred meters down the road. Not joking, it's that Chinese. No, no,
Speaker 2: it's nice Anyway. I kept seeing all these Chinese videos
Speaker 2: and then that progressed to come and have a spice bag.
Speaker 2: And in the UK and Ireland there's something that their
Speaker 2: Chinese restaurant's called a spice bag, and it's hot chips, chili,
Speaker 2: salt and pepper and capsicum an onion, all mixed.
Speaker 6: Up in a bag like a money bag thing. No,
Speaker 6: it's like a it's kind of like a very wash
Speaker 6: and sack. No no, no, it's a box. It's in
Speaker 6: a box or just a white bag. It's like a
Speaker 6: bag of chips. Yeah, with gravy. You pour gravy offs.
Speaker 4: So it's loaded fries.
Speaker 2: It's yeah, yeah, fries, but we's got bits of chicken
Speaker 2: in it. Onion.
Speaker 3: I'm really confused about your hole inner bag thing.
Speaker 4: What Yeah, I just pictured an actual bath and special
Speaker 4: it's just loaded.
Speaker 2: It's like cultural like it's called a spice bag in
Speaker 2: the same way, we'd be like, I don't know what
Speaker 2: do we have? Bangers and mash that's ash, yeah, but
Speaker 2: what do we have then? I don't know? Meat pis yeah,
Speaker 2: meat pile.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't call that a bowl of meat.
Speaker 5: No, we don't shut a bag of meat anyway.
Speaker 2: All right, you're all being mean to me?
Speaker 4: Can I just give you an Is it just me
Speaker 4: on the fly something I'm fucked off about at one moment?
Speaker 4: So as this podcast is released, I will have just
Speaker 4: done my Perth comedy show. Oh yeah, oh yeah, And
Speaker 4: because I've never been to Perth in my life, I
Speaker 4: wanted to. They already booked the flights, right, They booked
Speaker 4: the flights for me, my comedy managers, and I said
Speaker 4: to them, oh shit, you already booked them. Because I
Speaker 4: was going to ask if I could make the return
Speaker 4: flight a couple of days later, and then I'll cover
Speaker 4: the accommodation so I can stay next a few days
Speaker 4: in Perth because I've never been, I want to explore.
Speaker 5: That's a great idea.
Speaker 4: So because they had already booked it, they tried to
Speaker 4: change it. And the difference not even to cancel a
Speaker 4: flight just changed the booking was like six hundred bucks Jesus,
Speaker 4: plus all the other fees and shit that come with that,
Speaker 4: and then an extra night's accommodation was like one hundred
Speaker 4: and thirty, which is okay. I was willing to do that,
Speaker 4: but I was like, the flight being six hundred bucks
Speaker 4: is fucked right. I can't believe that. And then it
Speaker 4: turns out, oh, it's because cold Player in town. Why
Speaker 4: I've heard nothing about that. I'm a Coldplay fan. I
Speaker 4: didn't even know they were touring.
Speaker 2: Yeah, cold Player touring. And I actually know why they're
Speaker 2: just doing Perth. Yeah, I know, because it's closer to
Speaker 2: the UK, like it's all the way on the left
Speaker 2: hand side of the country.
Speaker 4: I think because they've been copying flak for all the
Speaker 4: bloody jet fuel shit that they have been using on them,
Speaker 4: and so as a response to like people trying to
Speaker 4: cancel them for not being environmentally conscious, they've said, right, well,
Speaker 4: after we finish our Indonesia show, we'll only go to Perth.
Speaker 4: That's our only Australian show because it's closer. We don't
Speaker 4: want to go in nextra few hundred k's to Sydney.
Speaker 4: That's too much jet fuel or whatever, and so they
Speaker 4: only to one show, and so all these people are
Speaker 4: flying to Perth, so they've jacked up the prices. I'm like,
Speaker 4: for fuck sake, cold Play now, but now there's going
Speaker 4: to be people flying to Perth, so there's just as
Speaker 4: much bloody airplane what do you call it?
Speaker 2: Mission?
Speaker 5: That is so true.
Speaker 2: Your people are going to Perth for you, You've up
Speaker 2: the price.
Speaker 4: I assumed I was the most exciting performer in town
Speaker 4: that weekend, but apparently not.
Speaker 2: I would never You couldn't pay me to go to
Speaker 2: a Coldplay concert.
Speaker 4: I've been to two. I love Coldplay, but admittedly the
Speaker 4: concerts were like separate album separate eres, but they were
Speaker 4: very much the same. Shit. Really, there's a lot of
Speaker 4: colorful confetti and balloon.
Speaker 2: Coldplay don't really do it for me. I love cold
Speaker 2: What was your first concert.
Speaker 5: Hillary Duff? Really in two thousand and three?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 4: Yes, mine was very embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Actually, what was it?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 4: I always tell people that short Sack was my first
Speaker 4: concert because that was like my first proper concert, but
Speaker 4: there was a mosh pit and stuff. But technically the
Speaker 4: first concert I went to was not even the Saddle Club.
Speaker 4: It was Sophie and Kia two people from the Saddle
Speaker 4: Club who tried to.
Speaker 3: Break out on their own. Look up their music.
Speaker 4: It's dreadful Sophie Andre and they came to Condoblin.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: And I was very very young. I'm sure I've still
Speaker 4: got the photo that I got with them somewhere. Jenny,
Speaker 4: you'd get a kick out of it. It was Stevie
Speaker 4: and Christi from the Saddle Class, Yes, and they tried
Speaker 4: to do their own spin off music duo and it.
Speaker 2: Was just shot.
Speaker 1: But also it's just so random that it's for both of.
Speaker 4: Them, I know, because they were enemies on the show,
Speaker 4: like Christy was one of the bullies.
Speaker 2: What do you want? Do you want? You and me
Speaker 2: nothing to say? Or Planet Tokyo, Planet Tokyo for sure?
Speaker 2: Which is the brunette with a stank face? Is that
Speaker 2: Sophie or is that Sophie?
Speaker 3: And that she played Stevie in the Saddle Club.
Speaker 2: She needs a fucking attitude check.
Speaker 4: I'm sure she's a lovely girl.
Speaker 3: But this was not good music.
Speaker 4: But of course, young Mitchell I was still in primate school.
Speaker 5: I was live ben I loved it too.
Speaker 2: Is Planet Tokyo?
Speaker 3: You for ad announce it like you're on the radio,
Speaker 3: and let me.
Speaker 2: Listen to the post though. Oh god, it goes forever.
Speaker 2: Fuck it really does. Jeezz christ Dark now now okay,
Speaker 2: a thirty second intro?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you look up a carry out
Speaker 1: version instrumental?
Speaker 2: Sorry that was thirty nine seconds? No wonder they didn't
Speaker 2: hit commercial success. No, no radio anouncer could do that.
Speaker 3: Can you see if you can? I'm sure feel thirty
Speaker 3: nine second?
Speaker 2: Right? Sure, okay, all right, thank you Kerry and Kennelly.
Speaker 2: Great to have you on the show. Honey, good luck
Speaker 2: with your next stage production. All right, everyone, still to
Speaker 2: car your chance to be flowing to condoble and right
Speaker 2: now though, two new artists on the scene. One the
Speaker 2: ugliest stank face you've ever seen on a young girl.
Speaker 2: You think this woman was a del aged kmart employee,
Speaker 2: but no, she's twelve. The other one has so much
Speaker 2: hairspray in I'm shocked that she hasn't caught and combusted
Speaker 2: into flames. They were riding horses, now they're riding the airways.
Speaker 2: This song is massive, number twenty seven on the SESNOG charts.
Speaker 2: I fucked it.
Speaker 3: You still haven't said the artist or the song name.
Speaker 2: Sophie and Keia. He's playing a tokyo.
Speaker 3: Keep listening. Isn't it shocking?
Speaker 2: Is that Sophie or Keia? I think they're singing in munism.
Speaker 5: Play for them?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Oh to be honest, if Olivia Rodrigo released this everyone
Speaker 2: at that.
Speaker 4: Point, they're right, true, they were ahead of their time.
Speaker 3: That's always in their problem. The Sattle Club I.
Speaker 2: Saw it A TikTok was like every Olivia Rodrigo song
Speaker 2: is just like, you're mean, You're bad. You my heart,
Speaker 2: I'm going I'm sad fuck you. That is so true.
Speaker 3: She knows the audience.
Speaker 4: Who does kiss off people after a breakup?
Speaker 2: Children?
Speaker 3: I bet there was a lot of Olivia Rondrigo on
Speaker 3: Rotation for You.
Speaker 2: There was so much see and then she released this
Speaker 2: on going fuck your X whatever it is. Oh, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's I really want to do it. I'm really really naughty.
Speaker 2: I'm going to do a thing. I mean his bedroom.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: I was like, maybe I should, thanks, Liv I'm like,
Speaker 2: they've got the brain of a sixteen year old girl.
Speaker 2: Oh that's really funny.
Speaker 4: But you know, but the point of that story was
Speaker 4: they've jacked up the prices for Coldplay and now I'm
Speaker 4: really worried because I've got tickets to Taylor Swift in Melbourne,
Speaker 4: and I still haven't booked flights for accommodation to get
Speaker 4: there because I'm too scared to face the reality that
Speaker 4: they've jacked the prices up for everything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but Mitch, it's going to get worse.
Speaker 5: You know, I know what you need to book it now?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm going with a group of friends and I've
Speaker 4: just been waiting for someone else to step up because
Speaker 4: I'm not really known for admin. That's not really my thing.
Speaker 4: I've been waiting for someone else to take charge. And
Speaker 4: it's going to have to be mega, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You are in this group, you're known for the admin.
Speaker 5: It's true.
Speaker 4: I'm really not though you are between the three of
Speaker 4: us me. Yeah, of course, but I don't take to
Speaker 4: it like a fucking duck to water. I hate it,
Speaker 4: hate aman.
Speaker 2: I'm quite good a.
Speaker 1: Me.
Speaker 4: Or is it possible to be really good at something
Speaker 4: and hate it at the same time?
Speaker 2: What a relatable question that is. I I got invited
Speaker 2: to Christina Aguilera, but I didn't have anyone to take.
Speaker 3: You got a plus one?
Speaker 2: She's in Melbourne. Yeah, I've got a plus one.
Speaker 4: I've got friends going to that too, And I said
Speaker 4: to them, how could you? I understand you booked tickets
Speaker 4: before Britney Spears's memoir came out. But people have turned
Speaker 4: on Christina Aguilera after that.
Speaker 2: What's the beef I.
Speaker 5: Saw in Las Vegas?
Speaker 2: Christina?
Speaker 4: Was she good?
Speaker 5: She was actually really good?
Speaker 2: Someone explained the beef.
Speaker 5: Please explain.
Speaker 4: I can't remember that. I can't actually remember. There's got
Speaker 4: to be an article about it. But there was a
Speaker 4: few times that Britney she didn't go in and you know,
Speaker 4: criticized Christina, but there were a few things that she
Speaker 4: said in passing that were just like, oh god, that's
Speaker 4: a dog act from Christina, isn't that right?
Speaker 3: Because they weren't they in that Mickey Mouse Club.
Speaker 4: They were in a way competitors, even though they started
Speaker 4: as part of the same team, and Christinas didn't stand
Speaker 4: up for it at all, and she made things difficult
Speaker 4: for her when things were difficult for her.
Speaker 2: I love Brittany. Have you seen the TMC footage of
Speaker 2: her being pulled over by the police. She gets pulled
Speaker 2: over by this is like a month ago. She gets
Speaker 2: pulled over by the police because she's driving with she's
Speaker 2: speeding and they're like, ma'am, you've been speeding, Like, what's
Speaker 2: your excuse? And she has I just rely need to
Speaker 2: go into a tinkle. She's she's just like us.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I take from that? Yeah, she
Speaker 3: was driving. Good for you, Brittany. She was banned from
Speaker 3: driving her father.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't letter you want to read it? Do you want
Speaker 2: to hear it? This is it? This is her the
Speaker 2: body cam footage. He's walking up to her white Mercedes bands. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: pass on the w yellows you can't do that? Do
Speaker 2: you have your license?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's a TT But what is t TES?
Speaker 3: But wouldn't you say pep? What does TE stand for?
Speaker 2: Let me listen? Does she say t T?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 1: What about that post where she's going on about meeting
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift and.
Speaker 2: She's like, he goes, did you see that met?
Speaker 6: You know?
Speaker 5: Ps?
Speaker 1: Mom? I read the first Okay, the first part is
Speaker 1: this is way back when but kind of cool. During
Speaker 1: my OOPS tour, I got to knock at my door.
Speaker 1: My good friend at the time was the assistant to
Speaker 1: my manager who was trying to become a manager himself.
Speaker 1: There was a knock and then he said, I have
Speaker 1: a girl named Taylor who wants to come in and
Speaker 1: sing for you.
Speaker 5: I was like, of course.
Speaker 1: He walks in and she sings a beautiful song with
Speaker 1: her guitar. I was like, wow, Wow, she's unbelievable. We
Speaker 1: took a picture and she then became the most iconic
Speaker 1: pop woman of our generation.
Speaker 5: Kind of cool.
Speaker 1: She plays stadiums and I prefer her videos over movies
Speaker 1: any day.
Speaker 5: She's stunning.
Speaker 1: Girl. Crush ps Mom, I love you so much. But
Speaker 1: there were three dolls in the cabinets when I went
Speaker 1: home two years ago. Kind of really weird. You would
Speaker 1: take them out and then put them back in, so
Speaker 1: messed up. Nope, I don't want them.
Speaker 5: Keep it all. I honestly don't care anymore. Honestly, this
Speaker 5: is the.
Speaker 2: Same post about loving Taylor.
Speaker 3: This is here here that is so bizarre.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. Ship with the photo it was pretty cute. Wow,
Speaker 2: pretty cute.
Speaker 4: Rano questing, This has nothing to do with anything we
Speaker 4: were talking about. But have you been watching the new
Speaker 4: Real House Size of Sydney.
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: No, you have, yeap how far.
Speaker 1: In No, I haven't watched the recent episode. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: I'm past the one about the fur and ser.
Speaker 4: Oh, well the most recent one is the most unhinged. Like,
Speaker 4: finally we're getting into classic house wives, ridiculous drama.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 2: I'm start to watch it.
Speaker 4: Yes, honestly, watch the first episode. You could probably even
Speaker 4: skip two, three, maybe even four. Just five and six
Speaker 4: is when I'm like, Okay, now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've been on my list, I just haven't a time.
Speaker 1: Doctor Kate is a regular contributor to my other podcast.
Speaker 4: She's a fucking piece of work on this show, doctor Kate.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she on a cat show.
Speaker 3: She's the Bond divet.
Speaker 4: She was on that reality show alongside Chris Brown back
Speaker 4: in the day, but now she's one of the real.
Speaker 3: House what's her name, doctor Kate, doctor Kate something? What
Speaker 3: is her last name?
Speaker 2: Fuck?
Speaker 4: I know, I know it.
Speaker 2: She follows me, Christy Marsh follows me and always love
Speaker 2: Heart reacts to my story. I'm like, Christie Marsh.
Speaker 5: What, Oh, I'm so jealous, Doctor Kate Adams.
Speaker 2: That's seen this woman in my life.
Speaker 4: She a piece of work, mature, Well, she's just It
Speaker 4: was the whole fur debate basically because obviously she's a ver.
Speaker 4: She gives a shit about animals. That's a given. But
Speaker 4: one of the other girls on their Victoria wore a
Speaker 4: fur jacket.
Speaker 1: To a conservation park.
Speaker 4: Yes, not a good idea, and so Kate brought it
Speaker 4: up fair enough, you're passionate about that, But then she
Speaker 4: just will not drop it.
Speaker 3: And it's been going on for more than one episode now,
Speaker 3: and it's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4: Every time Victoria tries to make amends, you just keeps
Speaker 4: doubling down, and I'm like, okay, now, you're just being
Speaker 4: a pain in the ass.
Speaker 1: She's actually a really lovely person. I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to work and she gives me great advice for Connie.
Speaker 2: I'm sure she does.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you this one bit.
Speaker 4: On Housewives the most recent episode, episode six, I believe
Speaker 4: I had to keep rewinding it and playing it again
Speaker 4: because it's so stupid. It's not even a mispronunciation. It's
Speaker 4: just the way that someone pronounces something. Yeah, Nicole is
Speaker 4: her name, and she's teaching her daughter how to cook
Speaker 4: because she's about to move out of home and live
Speaker 4: at UNI on campus, and so she's teaching her how
Speaker 4: to cook, and it's just the way she says this
Speaker 4: sentence that I found it so funny, I'll play it
Speaker 4: for you already.
Speaker 5: This is a very basic pusta that I thought I
Speaker 5: would show you today. It's very important for a while
Speaker 5: to learn to cook. It's very important for anyone to
Speaker 5: learn how to cook.
Speaker 4: How does she say the word cook as such a
Speaker 4: short syllable. She's like, I think it's important for a
Speaker 4: while to learn cook. It's important for anyone to learn cook.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was very quick.
Speaker 5: Everything else is slow.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, how well spoken she yes, very important
Speaker 2: for while to learn cook?
Speaker 4: How does she do it?
Speaker 2: I'm actually impressed at how quickly she can get those
Speaker 2: o's in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's such a stupid thing for me to get
Speaker 4: hung up on. But I rewound and laughed, like one
Speaker 4: more time.
Speaker 2: This is a very basic pusta that I thought I
Speaker 2: would show you today.
Speaker 5: It's very important for a while to learn to cook.
Speaker 5: It's very input for anyone to learn how to cook.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't read Britney's memoir.
Speaker 3: I actually listened to the audiobook.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and who better to learn how to cook than
Speaker 4: from Nicole. She's a good She's a belief THEO she
Speaker 4: is good book sounds like the cash. That's funny, we're
Speaker 4: gonna got how my Dutch grandmother says, she goes, I
Speaker 4: gotta do or I gotta do a T T. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so sorry, it's coming out yuck.
Speaker 5: Ps mom, so ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Although I feel like I've arrived at that age early
Speaker 4: where it's very imperative that when I get home and
Speaker 4: I need to piece, I get the fucking side as
Speaker 4: a p The other day, I came home and I
Speaker 4: had heaps of ship that I was carrying, and I
Speaker 4: got all the way upstairs and I'm like, I'm about
Speaker 4: to t T I'm about to piss everywhere. And then
Speaker 4: I realized that i'd take off the actual house key
Speaker 4: from the key ring because it hits my leg when
Speaker 4: it dingles in the car. So it was still downstairs
Speaker 4: in the car in the car holder. So I had
Speaker 4: to go back down the elevator and get my house case.
Speaker 4: And it was it was genuinely, I'm not being dramatic.
Speaker 4: It was painful, like I really need to piss, and
Speaker 4: I was focusing all my energy on not leaking yart.
Speaker 4: I've gone to that age rou I'm like, if I
Speaker 4: need to piss, it needs to happen now, just talking
Speaker 4: about it and I need to piss.
Speaker 2: In that fuck now. I am one of those people
Speaker 2: that like when I need to whel even worse number two,
Speaker 2: and like the closer I get to the toilet, there
Speaker 2: is like a proximity effect. It's like there's an air
Speaker 2: tag in my asshole, like my body's Like the closer
Speaker 2: I get, the more it starts to come out. I've
Speaker 2: like timed it perfectly. As I pull it out, it starts.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking anyway. Oh my god, I was wearing
Speaker 2: active wear at the Arias, not active wear, skims like
Speaker 2: shapewear like the bloody Sure. Yeah, yeah, but it goes
Speaker 2: up and it like sucks your tummy in.
Speaker 5: Oh that's so really comfortable.
Speaker 2: They're so comfortable. I just have like a bit of
Speaker 2: loose skin from the weight loss, so I like to
Speaker 2: just put the skins on. Yeah. Do you have blue skin?
Speaker 4: You've got I've always had it because I was a
Speaker 4: fucking obese child.
Speaker 2: Do you actually have blue skin?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's like I don't know what to do about it.
Speaker 3: There isn't really.
Speaker 2: Anything you can do. Hey, you can get it removed
Speaker 2: unless it's if it's really bothering.
Speaker 4: You drinking a lutle two for one?
Speaker 2: Can we Oh my god, reckon if we fuck off
Speaker 2: hinge and we'll just get skin surgery ads on the show.
Speaker 2: Imagine that, Mitch, you've still got floppy skin. I sure do, Mitch. Listen,
Speaker 2: I'm working with doctor Nwindy cut me good. No, I
Speaker 2: don't mind it. My tummy will always be very saggy,
Speaker 2: so which is fine. I don't mind it. But I
Speaker 2: put my shape aroun because it keeps it all intact. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I did do a pool, like I said, so you
Speaker 2: literally have to like pull it all off. Oh it's awful.
Speaker 3: I wore like those.
Speaker 4: Bike shorts that I usually wear when I'm exercising. Mostly
Speaker 4: I wear them underneath shorts to stop the chafing. You
Speaker 4: haven't tried exercising without them. Now that I've lost way,
Speaker 4: maybe I won't chafe anymore. But still it's just a
Speaker 4: comfort thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't chafe as bad now that my legs
Speaker 2: aren't rubbing constantly.
Speaker 3: But then I.
Speaker 4: Realized that those bike shorts that I wear, the tight
Speaker 4: skin things, I don't go up to my gun.
Speaker 3: They just go from the waist down.
Speaker 4: They're really handy. If you don't want your shirt to
Speaker 4: come untucked. If you wear that under your shirts, tuck
Speaker 4: the shirt into that and tie the knot around one
Speaker 4: of the buttons.
Speaker 3: So it won't come up.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 4: The problem is, though the bike shorts are quite long,
Speaker 4: they go down to your knee.
Speaker 2: You have to wear And I did a.
Speaker 4: Whole fucking comedy show in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: I was wearing a black pair of shorts and you could.
Speaker 2: See the bar. That's hell.
Speaker 3: But we live and we learn. For Adelaide and Perth,
Speaker 3: I fucking hacked them.
Speaker 2: With all right, we should go. Let's get out of here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure we better.
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening everyone, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I'm liking this moment. You' it's an interesting.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I know it wasn't a real genuine compliment. You just
Speaker 2: did it for another gag.
Speaker 5: It's a good aea.
Speaker 2: I love BTS. You know her favorite members who drink.
Speaker 4: Cook I'm sure who has the is again?
Speaker 1: You know? I was.
Speaker 2: I had a little Disney marathon the other night. I
Speaker 2: watched well, I watched Groove, Muster.
Speaker 3: Seen Yeap hook by hook and by.
Speaker 2: What happened to Maddie McCann, Oh she was she.
Speaker 3: Wants to there was someone who everyone thought was Maddie McCann. No,
Speaker 3: they missed it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it was all to do with the wrong look.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 2: You know, her parents have done everything press interviews. The
Speaker 2: one thing they need to do is realizable.
Speaker 3: And not a cookbook.
Speaker 2: Definitely not. I mean, what would they do the flavors
Speaker 2: of pride deluge?
Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh God, we sound cooked.
Speaker 2: We need to go. Let's go do the do the
Speaker 2: catch call.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: We hope this podcast made you feel at least two
Speaker 4: percent better today.
Speaker 2: That's all so we do, But we do, we do,
Speaker 2: all right, see you guys in a couple of days.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll catch you on Wednesday.
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