WEBVTT - #173: You’re Not Trying 0:00:00.880 --> 0:00:01.440 This is. 0:00:03.080 --> 0:00:10.480 Just hosted a couple of Mitches. Release yourself for the 0:00:10.680 --> 0:00:15.400 rude shocks of young adults in high school. I thought compulsory, 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.479 I meant you had a choice. So my year advisor, 0:00:17.520 --> 0:00:21.000 Missus Moyman, went on Mitch Math's compulsory. I went fantastic 0:00:22.760 --> 0:00:30.480 and drama is Mitch Jury and Mitchell coups. Hello you 0:00:30.720 --> 0:00:31.400 owi ya? 0:00:32.159 --> 0:00:34.080 I don't know how were you? Were you feeling better 0:00:34.120 --> 0:00:34.560 this week? 0:00:34.760 --> 0:00:37.200 Yeah? I am. Do I sound nasally? I'm a bit croaky, 0:00:37.240 --> 0:00:38.640 I think only when. 0:00:38.520 --> 0:00:40.800 You pointed it out. I hadn't noticed chatting for the 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:43.199 last half hour before we started recording. But now that 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.640 you pointed out a little bit, it's a bit a 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:45.040 bit sexy. 0:00:45.080 --> 0:00:46.599 I've got a mystache at the moment, like I'm kind 0:00:46.640 --> 0:00:48.360 of leaning into the whole grunge factor. You know, I 0:00:48.360 --> 0:00:50.120 haven't washed my balls in about a week as well, Like, 0:00:50.159 --> 0:00:51.440 I'm really trying to get. 0:00:51.280 --> 0:00:54.480 On show with your Moe asked me to show you 0:00:54.520 --> 0:00:55.080 my balls. 0:00:55.160 --> 0:00:57.360 No, God, I've seen that you smell. 0:00:58.120 --> 0:00:59.320 Oh okay, here's my mae. 0:01:00.240 --> 0:01:01.680 I haven't touched it all month. 0:01:02.440 --> 0:01:04.600 Well it's only been sixteen days, I. 0:01:04.520 --> 0:01:06.440 Suppose, but I would have thought it'd be more out 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:08.199 of control by then, really a trimmer or anything. 0:01:08.240 --> 0:01:08.720 Yeah, trimmer? 0:01:08.800 --> 0:01:09.960 Yeah, oh okay, that makes sense. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:12.000 Then I went to TikTok and there's like this guy 0:01:12.080 --> 0:01:14.720 that is like the mo trimmer, and he's like, four 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:16.840 weeks to make sure your MOE is clean, Captain Cool, 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:19.760 let's go step one. I'm like, he's like, you need oil. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:22.280 Wal Oh god, it's a lot to commit to. 0:01:22.360 --> 0:01:24.600 It is and you have to shave a millimeter above 0:01:24.600 --> 0:01:26.639 the lip line. Oh wow, so you don't get snotting 0:01:26.680 --> 0:01:28.520 food in it and when you kiss your lips can 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.160 still be kissable. Yeah, it's not all fun, it'd be fair. 0:01:31.200 --> 0:01:32.000 I haven't. 0:01:32.400 --> 0:01:34.600 It didn't stand out to me as being different for 0:01:34.680 --> 0:01:36.200 you like it kind of suits you? 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.640 Yeah, if you aren't saying that people like it on 0:01:38.680 --> 0:01:40.400 the typically. 0:01:39.920 --> 0:01:42.000 I am not a fan of the MO. I think 0:01:42.000 --> 0:01:44.520 they're fucking seedy normally. But it doesn't make you look seeding. 0:01:44.560 --> 0:01:46.440 Oh I think your price keeper, Jenna, who's here? What 0:01:46.480 --> 0:01:47.160 do you think of the mak? 0:01:47.280 --> 0:01:48.000 I quite like it. 0:01:48.400 --> 0:01:50.440 Did you set up a November page eventually or is 0:01:50.480 --> 0:01:54.880 it just your own little fun muh? Well, when you 0:01:54.920 --> 0:01:57.400 get an omen, you really should think about that. 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.320 There is no momentum, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Now 0:02:01.320 --> 0:02:03.120 I'm a bit croaky. I was at the ari Awards 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.720 last night. Ah yeah, the Arias they've dropped. You know, 0:02:05.760 --> 0:02:07.480 I've noticed this is just me on the fly? Or 0:02:07.520 --> 0:02:10.880 have a ward shows drop the annual part of the title. Well, 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:14.919 there's nothing funner than going the sixty third annual ARIA Awards. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:16.960 Because you like chuck an annual to anything. 0:02:17.080 --> 0:02:19.440 I didn't love it. I didn't make that correlation. Yeah, 0:02:19.480 --> 0:02:20.520 I love an annual thing. 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.239 Is it just me on the fly? How good's the 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:23.000 word annual? 0:02:24.040 --> 0:02:26.600 No? Actually you just tried. Everyone make it and if 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.400 you enjoy something, I urge you to make it annual. 0:02:30.240 --> 0:02:32.040 Like if you like going to lunch and getting a croissant, 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:34.880 make it annual. But then you can then do it 0:02:34.880 --> 0:02:37.520 once a year. Yeah true, but then you don't want 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:38.320 to get too much. 0:02:38.560 --> 0:02:41.359 I love fresh bed linen and I'm not gonna feel 0:02:41.360 --> 0:02:44.600 like my annual sheet clean but fucking grotty, isn't it? 0:02:44.600 --> 0:02:48.000 God? I love brushing my teeth. Let's make it an end. No, 0:02:48.160 --> 0:02:50.919 I more mean like a treat. What would you what's 0:02:50.919 --> 0:02:53.360 an event, Jenna that you would make annual? In your life. 0:02:53.720 --> 0:02:56.080 Oh, I don't even know nothing. 0:02:56.200 --> 0:03:01.000 Nothing, nothing's bringing there's nothing that you joy that you'd 0:03:01.080 --> 0:03:01.680 make annual. 0:03:01.919 --> 0:03:04.080 No, because things that bring me joy, I'd want to 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:04.760 do it more than once. 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:05.959 He's true, You're very true. 0:03:06.040 --> 0:03:08.600 Yeah, it's a fine line between something that you enjoy 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:11.600 doing so you do it often, like pilates classes Jenna. 0:03:11.680 --> 0:03:13.280 There you go, we do that multiple times a week 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:15.880 because we like it. But then something that is like 0:03:15.960 --> 0:03:17.960 you enjoy it, but it would be way too fucking 0:03:18.040 --> 0:03:19.079 much you do it any more than once. 0:03:19.120 --> 0:03:20.680 Again. Pig Weik's the perfect example. 0:03:20.720 --> 0:03:22.239 There you go. Okay, there be a time pig Week 0:03:22.320 --> 0:03:22.760 rolls around. 0:03:22.760 --> 0:03:24.840 I'm like, fuck that time of year already totally. 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.520 And the other day when we had Ginger Nuts on 0:03:26.560 --> 0:03:28.880 the show, that wasn't a guest that you missed that 0:03:28.960 --> 0:03:30.519 was that was a cookie that it sounds like we 0:03:30.560 --> 0:03:31.200 had a silly. 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.720 Now we didn't have Ron Weasling on the show. 0:03:34.880 --> 0:03:37.080 Remember Ginger Nuts on the shows? So great? 0:03:37.440 --> 0:03:38.680 What's up here that week? 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:40.640 Yeah, we had ed cheer and it's a guest Rember. 0:03:40.920 --> 0:03:45.560 It was on that little rat thing from Harry Potter Scabbers. 0:03:45.760 --> 0:03:48.520 Oh my god. We never discussed the fact that scabbers 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:51.200 like Ron had scabbers for a long time, right. 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:51.560 And it was. 0:03:53.280 --> 0:03:56.840 That rat. No doubt saw him masturbate that rat, no 0:03:56.920 --> 0:04:01.960 doubt saw him buck naked fucking Hermione like, I'm serious. 0:04:01.520 --> 0:04:03.360 If pets could talk, I tell you. 0:04:03.560 --> 0:04:06.400 Imagine if Isabella, one day you were in the kitchen 0:04:06.440 --> 0:04:08.440 making a you foods, and all of a sudden she 0:04:08.480 --> 0:04:13.000 started dry heaven, I didn't apologies, she started convulsing. She 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:15.920 arched her back, and then out peals a middle aged 0:04:15.920 --> 0:04:19.400 woman named Michelle, and she's like, Hey, the whole time 0:04:19.520 --> 0:04:21.120 I've been a woman and I've watched. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:24.200 You, Isabella has a spied on Sean and I before 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.600 in the act. Really and because she does this for attention. 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:30.440 I don't know about your cat, Jenner, but they seem 0:04:30.520 --> 0:04:33.360 to time their vomits as to when they're not having 0:04:33.440 --> 0:04:34.000 enough attention. 0:04:34.240 --> 0:04:37.760 Definitely, just recently Saturday morning, Connie decided to. 0:04:38.320 --> 0:04:40.760 Yeah, because you weren't paying a percent attention. 0:04:40.839 --> 0:04:41.760 I was sleeping in. 0:04:41.760 --> 0:04:43.919 There, you go, yeah, No, because I was having a 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:46.480 good buck. Isabella's like, well, I can't have that other 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:47.599 that or she was repulsed. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:51.040 No, No, she don't have aphobic although whenever I'm. 0:04:52.040 --> 0:04:53.000 So how could she she is? 0:04:53.080 --> 0:04:53.320 True? 0:04:53.360 --> 0:04:53.720 She does. 0:04:54.240 --> 0:04:58.320 She does every time I'm over, every time I smell beef. 0:04:58.400 --> 0:04:59.520 Time to fucking drop. 0:04:59.320 --> 0:05:02.640 One filming an Instagram story today and she starts scratching 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:04.279 around in the bloody kid at dinner in the background, 0:05:04.279 --> 0:05:06.599 I'm like, why why, she's. 0:05:06.440 --> 0:05:07.599 Got no decorum? 0:05:07.760 --> 0:05:09.680 Every time I picked that cut up from a father's 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:12.040 she's like five kilos heavyer. She's one of these people 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.000 that doesn't like the ship anywhere but home. 0:05:15.839 --> 0:05:16.360 I can roll. 0:05:16.839 --> 0:05:19.000 Yeah, I don't mind I ship anywhere. 0:05:19.680 --> 0:05:22.039 Ship. I shop at the Arias last night, did you? Yeah? 0:05:22.040 --> 0:05:23.599 I needed to. I needed to do it. 0:05:23.960 --> 0:05:26.040 And I didn't stick of the Arias because you've been 0:05:26.080 --> 0:05:28.000 to a few now, Like the logis were great the 0:05:28.040 --> 0:05:30.720 first time I went, But I don't have any fomo now. 0:05:30.800 --> 0:05:33.440 No, I didn't. I did not. It wasn't as exciting 0:05:33.440 --> 0:05:35.359 as it has been in years past. My table was 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.240 next to choice of Arne's table, and mind you, he 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:41.279 had like every family member that he's ever connected to 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:41.880 in his life. 0:05:42.000 --> 0:05:43.680 I'm a girl with his mom there, he's mum. 0:05:44.520 --> 0:05:48.440 I have met Lorel. I had tied Levi, his brother 0:05:48.560 --> 0:05:50.800 on my radio show when he had a song and 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.880 she texts me. She texts me. 0:05:53.080 --> 0:05:55.080 She's really personal like that. She used to be mine 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:55.839 and Jenna's boss. 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:57.880 What I'm still Facebook friends with her? 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.599 What a country road or something like the first job 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:02.520 that Jen and I had where we met. She was 0:06:02.560 --> 0:06:04.880 like an investor, so she'd sometimes just pop into the 0:06:04.880 --> 0:06:06.680 office and just keep an eye on her investment. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:09.280 She'd lips sit on the lounge and just she was 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:09.839 on the board. 0:06:10.240 --> 0:06:11.960 She's got that blood cut fringe right. 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:12.279 Yeah. 0:06:12.360 --> 0:06:15.120 Yeah, Well his dad was there too. Troy did really well. 0:06:15.160 --> 0:06:18.200 Troy cleaned up. So I heard, Yeah, one Song of 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:20.839 the Year and Kylie Minogue. The best part was Dolly 0:06:20.880 --> 0:06:23.520 Parton was live and presented an award from dolly Land 0:06:23.600 --> 0:06:25.880 Dolly Partner. Was it actually live Dolly House? 0:06:27.080 --> 0:06:28.599 What does she call her a state? 0:06:28.680 --> 0:06:29.200 Dollywood? 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:34.640 Dollywood, dolly Wood Dollywood. Sorry, so she was actually live remotely. 0:06:34.279 --> 0:06:37.279 I couldn't tell, but she she apparently threw it around 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:38.480 like it looked live. 0:06:39.000 --> 0:06:42.320 Were people with her, Yeah, they're like. 0:06:41.880 --> 0:06:45.520 Brooke Brooke Boney, who was hosting, was like live from Dollywood, 0:06:45.600 --> 0:06:51.279 it's Dolly Parton high and then she went he how 0:06:51.320 --> 0:06:53.880 do we all? She was like so rare to be 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:57.000 here at the Orias. You're right, you're wrong, but you're 0:06:57.040 --> 0:07:00.040 an icon, so it's okay. Marsha Hines was on the 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.240 table next to me, and she came over and asked 0:07:02.240 --> 0:07:05.120 if she could have any of our caramel sizes. I said, sure, 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:08.440 Marcia Heines, go for it. So she took my caramel size. 0:07:09.840 --> 0:07:11.440 I'd be honest. I love Marsha Heins. 0:07:11.480 --> 0:07:14.120 She's performing at Jones and Amanda's live show next week. 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:16.000 Is she don't. 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:19.720 Anyway? So yeah, I'm a little bit tired. I had 0:07:19.720 --> 0:07:21.200 to go to the after parties with the whole thing. 0:07:21.320 --> 0:07:25.880 You had to I did, because no, I did. It's 0:07:25.880 --> 0:07:28.440 my work. I've got to schmooze these label the music labels, 0:07:28.480 --> 0:07:30.080 all throw after parties. I have to go. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.640 I wasn't invited to the after parties when I was 0:07:32.680 --> 0:07:33.800 an intern at the Arias. 0:07:33.920 --> 0:07:35.840 Oh you wouldn't want to go? 0:07:36.240 --> 0:07:36.560 Really? 0:07:36.720 --> 0:07:38.400 Yeah? I ran into my exit all of them. 0:07:38.720 --> 0:07:39.320 Oh did you? 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.040 Yeah? I was at the Water Music after party. I'm like, 0:07:41.080 --> 0:07:42.760 oh God, I'm leaving, going to the next one. Render 0:07:42.800 --> 0:07:46.000 that party. There he is, run into the Sony Music one, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:46.560 there he is. 0:07:46.840 --> 0:07:48.480 I think you've had a few runnings now, I wouldn't 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:50.280 even me a wkward anymore multiple runnings. 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:52.400 No, it's not it's not really a problem. 0:07:52.560 --> 0:07:54.240 Look at this photo of me when I was an 0:07:54.320 --> 0:07:57.560 intern at the Arias. I was there during sound. Sure, 0:07:57.720 --> 0:08:00.000 I was standing in for I was going to say 0:08:00.080 --> 0:08:01.720 Kylie Minogue. I don't know if she was there that year. 0:08:01.720 --> 0:08:03.280 I have a feeling that it was Danny Minogue, but 0:08:03.320 --> 0:08:06.040 I was just honored to be in a Minogue's shoes. Yeah, 0:08:06.040 --> 0:08:08.520 they were testing the light and sound and cameras and shit, 0:08:08.560 --> 0:08:10.880 so I had to stand on her spot and that 0:08:11.040 --> 0:08:12.720 was so exciting at the time. But the thought of 0:08:12.760 --> 0:08:14.400 doing that now I'm just like, Fuck, the Arias don't 0:08:14.400 --> 0:08:15.200 excite me at all. 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:17.240 No, it's sad. It has worn off. 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:18.640 Oh there's no magic. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:21.600 I usedtill love the Arias. Now it's I didn't even 0:08:21.600 --> 0:08:21.920 watch it. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.360 Can I say I feel dupe? I literally hosted the 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:27.160 Arias two years ago during COVID. Yeah, and it was 0:08:27.200 --> 0:08:29.080 COVID and no one gave a shit. Now it's back 0:08:29.120 --> 0:08:32.040 on TV and they're like, Mitch Jury, who I got 0:08:32.080 --> 0:08:33.800 my big break in the middle of the pandemic. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:35.920 I don't even remember you doing that. 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:37.280 It was not kid that's right. 0:08:37.280 --> 0:08:38.199 No, it was a ship. 0:08:38.600 --> 0:08:40.679 It wasn't. It streamed on YouTube. 0:08:40.440 --> 0:08:42.360 And I guess we're Oh, I do remember that it 0:08:42.480 --> 0:08:44.560 was live. This was during like when we had like 0:08:44.600 --> 0:08:46.400 twelve people in a room and then if you need 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.680 to cough, you do it in a bag and then 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:50.440 incinerate it, like the rules were dumb. Anyway, it was 0:08:50.440 --> 0:08:53.000 at Taronga Zoo because it was one of the only 0:08:53.080 --> 0:08:56.520 venues that had open air but also had beautiful city views. 0:08:56.559 --> 0:08:57.359 My god. 0:08:59.000 --> 0:09:01.360 From the Tarannga Zoo and I got in trouble because 0:09:01.360 --> 0:09:03.720 I made a joke about the Wiggles. I tell us 0:09:03.720 --> 0:09:04.640 on the podcast. 0:09:04.240 --> 0:09:05.720 That doesn't ring a bells, so maybe you haven't. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:05.880 Oh. 0:09:06.640 --> 0:09:09.079 I was like the host brook Bony hostage. He always 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:11.760 fucking host, and then I was the host backstage, so 0:09:11.800 --> 0:09:14.440 like they do, three awards cross to me. I was 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.040 like the fun one, so they crossed to me. I'm like, hey, Broke, 0:09:17.080 --> 0:09:19.360 I'm back here with the Wiggles. You just missed it. 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:22.680 They're making fruit salad, yummy, yummy, big red cocktails like 0:09:22.720 --> 0:09:25.680 something dumb. Anyway, Then Bruce the Red Wiggle whatever his 0:09:25.760 --> 0:09:28.439 name is, the one that looks like that war criminal. 0:09:29.000 --> 0:09:30.120 I don't know what you're talking about. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.640 Bryce Dallis Howard, Ben Robert Smith. He looks like Ben 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.600 Robert Smith you're talking about. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:39.200 Who was there last night? 0:09:39.240 --> 0:09:41.160 I went, how did you get out of prison? But 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:44.720 it was the Wiggle and it's giddy anyway, sorry, I 0:09:44.800 --> 0:09:46.480 degrees and he came up. 0:09:47.520 --> 0:09:51.720 You noticed that the new Jeff, the new Purple Wiggle, 0:09:52.360 --> 0:09:54.520 has no fucking business being that hot. 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:55.640 He is beautiful. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:02.080 Justice, Absolutely, there's good to try and give the mums 0:10:02.120 --> 0:10:05.040 fanny flutters, for sure, very strategic. 0:10:05.400 --> 0:10:08.240 I think i'd know how to wake him up. Wouldn't 0:10:08.240 --> 0:10:08.560 be hard. 0:10:08.880 --> 0:10:10.040 Something would be hard, wouldn't it. 0:10:10.040 --> 0:10:12.439 Ever, don't need to wake up. You're doing just fine. 0:10:13.000 --> 0:10:15.560 No need to wake No, no, no no no, I 0:10:15.600 --> 0:10:17.560 mean like because he's a wrect morning wood like I'm 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:22.320 fine with. That didn't translate. I don't need anyway. Approached 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:27.560 me and Wiggle and this is the is and he goes, mate, 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:30.920 we're a family brand. We do not appreciate you insinuating 0:10:30.960 --> 0:10:33.000 that we're out he drinking cocktails. We don't drink. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:37.160 I'll get your bucking hand off at whatever your name is. 0:10:38.720 --> 0:10:40.240 And they didn't get asked back, so maybe the we 0:10:40.559 --> 0:10:43.439 care come on, maybe I've been blacklisted by the Wiggles. 0:10:43.480 --> 0:10:45.800 Maybe they've gone the fat one, never to work in 0:10:45.800 --> 0:10:46.360 this business. 0:10:46.400 --> 0:10:48.680 Like you said, Oh there's Maury having a bump of 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.640 care Tomine behind the giraffe scene. 0:10:50.720 --> 0:10:51.640 Now you didn't say that. 0:10:51.840 --> 0:10:55.160 I wish Blue Wiggles all white because he's covered in 0:10:55.200 --> 0:11:01.679 coke pro boning. Hell, how precious is anyway? Welcome everyone. 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:04.280 If it's your first time listening, welcome to Is it 0:11:04.360 --> 0:11:07.360 just me? Wel yeah, hi, Hi was waiting for you. 0:11:07.440 --> 0:11:07.600 Jure. 0:11:07.640 --> 0:11:09.080 Mitch and I've done it, so you may as well. 0:11:09.120 --> 0:11:12.880 Welcome every single show we start with it. Is it 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.559 just me? Mitch and I have one both something we've noticed, 0:11:15.559 --> 0:11:17.640 something we hate to appreciate. Mitch doesn't know Mine, I 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:18.400 don't know. Mitch's. 0:11:18.640 --> 0:11:21.480 My gym is about a big change they should make 0:11:21.480 --> 0:11:23.559 to iPhones because I've fucking had enough. 0:11:23.920 --> 0:11:26.480 They need to get rid of a certain thing. Well, 0:11:26.480 --> 0:11:28.320 they've just made a bunch of changes. There's new iPhones 0:11:28.320 --> 0:11:29.840 and a big software update seventeen. 0:11:30.600 --> 0:11:35.000 I don't believe my suggestion is included in that software update. Interesting, 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:35.680 real different. 0:11:35.720 --> 0:11:38.000 Well okay, all right, Well we'll get to that. Mine 0:11:38.040 --> 0:11:40.880 is quite simply something that I've noticed I was sent 0:11:40.960 --> 0:11:43.280 something by Jenna. Actually yes, and I've never felt more 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:44.400 patronized in my life. 0:11:44.520 --> 0:11:46.080 Yep, all right, would you want to kick it off? 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:47.920 Yeah, I'll start, so I go, yeap, all right, let's 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.880 hit it? 0:11:49.920 --> 0:11:51.080 Is it just me? 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:56.280 Is this ad the most patronizing thing you've ever heard? 0:11:57.360 --> 0:11:59.200 Hold on? Jenna sent me this and she said are 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.880 you playing this at on Kiss? And I was like, no, 0:12:01.960 --> 0:12:05.079 I don't think so. It's an exclusive ad playing on WSFM. Yeah, 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:07.960 the radio station Geno constantly all the time. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:11.720 I've checked continents, pads, no doubt your audience. 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:14.400 No it's not. It's not for cataract cream or cowtrait tablets, 0:12:14.400 --> 0:12:19.920 no prostate massages. It is for the Fairfield markets. So 0:12:20.160 --> 0:12:22.000 it's actually in the in the database here at the 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.520 radio station. It's Fairfield City Council. So this is paid 0:12:24.559 --> 0:12:25.640 for with our tax dollars. 0:12:25.720 --> 0:12:26.720 Where is Fairfield? 0:12:27.120 --> 0:12:31.760 Where is Fairfield? Sydney's Western Sydney. Okay, Fairfield sounds quite nice. 0:12:31.800 --> 0:12:33.440 I'd like to go to Fairfield, although not after this 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.480 fucking ad because I've never felt more patronized in my life. 0:12:36.559 --> 0:12:38.120 Jenna said it to me, so I keep hearing it 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:40.360 on loop, Like, why is it only on WSFAM so 0:12:40.400 --> 0:12:42.079 you must hear it at work all the time. 0:12:42.200 --> 0:12:44.840 I just googled Fairfield Markets and the address is in 0:12:45.080 --> 0:12:46.079 Smithfield Road. 0:12:46.080 --> 0:12:46.720 Prairie Wood. 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:48.280 I also never heard of Prairie Wood. 0:12:48.280 --> 0:12:50.320 Where the fuck is this joint prairie Wood? 0:12:50.480 --> 0:12:53.319 But why wouldn't you just call it prairie Wood Markets? 0:12:53.440 --> 0:12:55.920 Yeah? Then I completely agree. They're clearly done it. 0:12:56.400 --> 0:12:59.160 I see it's sort of out near wet and wild 0:12:59.240 --> 0:13:03.079 or whatever the fuck it's now raging raging waters. Yeah, 0:13:03.520 --> 0:13:05.480 sounds like someone's about to give birth. Oh my god, 0:13:05.559 --> 0:13:06.440 my raging waters. 0:13:06.440 --> 0:13:09.800 First, imagine if that's what your doctor said when you're 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:11.319 about to light They're about to take your baby out 0:13:11.320 --> 0:13:12.920 to love your baby. It's went a while down there, 0:13:14.480 --> 0:13:17.040 all right? This is the ad ready, Yeah, and you'll 0:13:17.040 --> 0:13:19.680 know as soon as the vo artist says a certain line, 0:13:19.720 --> 0:13:20.680 you feel patronized. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:23.640 Okay, shocking as it's meant to be. 0:13:25.200 --> 0:13:27.040 It's Fairfield Markets for me. 0:13:27.440 --> 0:13:30.480 Make it a habit every Saturday at Fairfield Markets. 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:33.040 If you can't find a bargain with over six hundred 0:13:33.040 --> 0:13:36.240 stills to choose from, you're not really trying. There's Lady 0:13:36.320 --> 0:13:41.120 for the kids too, for the children wood pack. 0:13:41.200 --> 0:13:42.120 It's a fan. 0:13:43.360 --> 0:13:46.040 Dare you If you can't find a bargain without six 0:13:46.160 --> 0:13:48.760 hundred stores, you're not even trigging. 0:13:49.000 --> 0:13:51.520 So disrespectful to try. 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:54.640 That's right, they should be bargain smacking me in the 0:13:54.720 --> 0:13:55.600 face left, right and sent. 0:13:55.920 --> 0:13:58.120 I agree, and the goal that she has to say 0:13:58.160 --> 0:13:59.959 it with a smile as well. I did not really, 0:14:01.000 --> 0:14:01.400 do you know? 0:14:01.520 --> 0:14:02.200 I'm not trying? 0:14:02.280 --> 0:14:04.760 Yeah, exactly. The whole premise of a market is to 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:07.559 not try, because you no one ever goes. You know 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.679 what I need? I need a chopping ball with some 0:14:09.840 --> 0:14:11.679 resin in it, Like no one goes. You don't go 0:14:11.760 --> 0:14:14.760 to a market for a destiny for an item. I 0:14:15.000 --> 0:14:18.480 love that over priced almond croissant. Let's go to prairie wood. Yeah. 0:14:18.520 --> 0:14:20.680 I kind of just go to markets and just they 0:14:20.760 --> 0:14:25.240 can tell me what I fucking need. I need another candle, exactly. 0:14:25.480 --> 0:14:27.760 Yeah, I go to market. That's actually an injem on 0:14:27.800 --> 0:14:30.440 the fire. I've never bought anything I've ever wanted a market, 0:14:30.560 --> 0:14:32.640 but I buy a lot me too. Like I bought 0:14:32.680 --> 0:14:34.320 a candle that's been molded into the shape of a 0:14:34.320 --> 0:14:37.240 woman's bodice. Yeah, I'm like, that's cute. I'd never buy 0:14:37.240 --> 0:14:38.760 it anywhere else other than a market. 0:14:38.960 --> 0:14:41.400 But also because you're supporting a small business, you like, 0:14:41.840 --> 0:14:44.360 you know, I'll support you. But also you're not really 0:14:44.440 --> 0:14:45.640 looking for a barget. 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:47.840 No you're not. Oh my god. I will happily overpay it. 0:14:47.840 --> 0:14:50.040 A market because it's a small business. And so I 0:14:50.120 --> 0:14:51.160 don't feel so bad. 0:14:51.480 --> 0:14:51.720 Yeah. 0:14:52.000 --> 0:14:53.880 What does make me feel bad is when I go 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:56.840 to this like candle stall at a market and I 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:00.440 smell them and I think they're fucking vi buying one 0:15:00.480 --> 0:15:03.680 of those. But the little lady who's handmade them standing 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:07.520 there behind the stall, I say to her, oh, I'm 0:15:07.520 --> 0:15:09.000 going to come back for this, that one's nice, And 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:10.520 I never come back for it, and she sees me 0:15:10.600 --> 0:15:13.160 wondering around, and she knows that I chose not to buy. 0:15:13.400 --> 0:15:15.720 One time, I had a bag from another candle stock 0:15:16.040 --> 0:15:17.760 arrival and she saw it and just looked at me like, 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:20.480 you said you'd be back here, piece of shit. 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:22.920 Yeah, that's the hard thing about markets now they've all 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:25.240 got pay pass. Back in the day, like five years ago, 0:15:25.280 --> 0:15:26.680 you could be like, I'm going to just go find 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:28.200 an ATM and they'd be like, yeah, Tappy with the 0:15:28.240 --> 0:15:30.520 gossle main event, you'd be like, no worries and then 0:15:30.560 --> 0:15:32.920 you just run. But now they're like, no, I've got 0:15:33.040 --> 0:15:36.240 beam it, I've got a tap square pay pass me. 0:15:36.320 --> 0:15:38.440 I'm like, Jesus, is this used to be easy? 0:15:38.760 --> 0:15:40.720 That's good because then they can just email you the receipt. 0:15:40.760 --> 0:15:42.560 It's easy, it is true, But then I can't get 0:15:42.600 --> 0:15:43.920 out of it. I can't get out of it, you know. 0:15:44.040 --> 0:15:46.640 And the candle places, You're right, it's always their name. 0:15:47.120 --> 0:15:49.880 It's always Jasmine's Infinity candles. 0:15:50.520 --> 0:15:53.440 I got a bloody, gorgeous one that's some market on 0:15:53.480 --> 0:15:56.280 the Northern Beaches, and I need to go back because 0:15:56.280 --> 0:15:59.920 it's stunning. I also got this beautiful fucking skin care 0:16:00.520 --> 0:16:02.880