WEBVTT - Should I be concerned about my toddler's murderous screams?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just pull you up on something? The phone

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<v Speaker 1>call that we had as I was driving to your house,

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<v Speaker 1>I just really didn't appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll be on time for once. You fucking put me

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<v Speaker 2>all over social media. I said I was late. You

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<v Speaker 2>said I'll be there at ten.

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<v Speaker 1>I said ten to ten thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what someone who That's what someone who is running

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<v Speaker 2>late would say.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, your arrogance.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't buy thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>You called me and the first thing you said was, so,

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<v Speaker 1>how long's it going to be? How late? I am

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<v Speaker 1>twenty minutes forty? What's it going to be?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was right? So what does that say?

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<v Speaker 1>Fuck you? Welcome back to two dating Dads. I'm Maddie Jay.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm Ash who happens to be on time today?

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<v Speaker 2>It happens to be a massive, massive.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we say that in the podcast?

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<v Speaker 2>You can't say that in the open, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Well we'll keep it in there and I'll never say

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<v Speaker 1>it again. This is a podcast all about It's the good,

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<v Speaker 1>the bad, and the relatable and as always, we will

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<v Speaker 1>not be giving you any type of advice.

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<v Speaker 2>Well speak for yourself, mate, because I'm dishing it out left, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and center, God help us, or I'm changing it up.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just going to give nothing. The advice on this

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<v Speaker 2>podcast shit advice like how to be on time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh hang on, before I forget, we had the Father's

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<v Speaker 1>Day competition. I am stoked to announce that we have

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<v Speaker 1>a winner and it is Britt. Congratulations, way well done

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<v Speaker 1>to you and your hobby. He will now be receiving

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<v Speaker 1>a five hundred dollars out you from Lululemon, so I

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<v Speaker 1>hope that makes his father's say just a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>more special.

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<v Speaker 2>Congratulations, Thank you all for the entries and happy Father's Day,

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<v Speaker 2>well deserved.

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<v Speaker 1>Now this morning, I was a little bit late, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what. I even there was a part of me

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<v Speaker 1>last night before I went to bed, I thought, could

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<v Speaker 1>I could I get the kids ready, get them to daycare,

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<v Speaker 1>go for a little run, like half an hour run,

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<v Speaker 1>and then get to Ash's house, which, for people who

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, it's an hour drive for me to you

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<v Speaker 1>is an hour. I was fucking kidding myself.

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<v Speaker 2>I do it just as March and I'm on time

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<v Speaker 2>every time. I'm irritating the early most of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you last record, I said, come at ten thirty.

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<v Speaker 2>What time I get there five fast.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, I've been battling with the kids. Ash, I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to go into a story. But it's also it's very

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<v Speaker 1>timely because we got a question from a listener, which

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<v Speaker 1>normally we do the listener questions at the very end.

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<v Speaker 1>We will still do that. You've got to make an

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<v Speaker 1>exception a little cheeky sidebird.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the silent burn.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like this, people are going to be listening going,

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<v Speaker 1>is there a ghastleak at ashes house?

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's just one big gas leak.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, we will do listener listener questions, listener lessons.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, a new segment, listener lessons.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do it at the end of this one.

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<v Speaker 2>Special special cases.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, special case okay, okay, let me just pull up

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<v Speaker 1>the iPad.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the drawing on the back of that iPad.

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<v Speaker 2>I've noticed this drawing on that chair there too. And

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<v Speaker 2>yesterday I found next to the chair upstairs on the

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<v Speaker 2>walls a little smiley faced man in text and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like the fuck. And April said to Oscar, like,

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<v Speaker 2>when did you do that? It's like after Daddy yelled

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<v Speaker 2>at me, And I was like, that's a spiteful drawing.

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<v Speaker 1>That'll fucking learn. Yeah, yeah, he's communicating through drawings. Okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go into the question.

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<v Speaker 2>So laid on me this one.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Amy and she asks, did your kids

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<v Speaker 1>ever go through a phase of screaming like they were

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<v Speaker 1>being murdered? If so, how did you overcome it?

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<v Speaker 2>Block them out?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm pretty good at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, Yes, they definitely go through phases of just screaming

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<v Speaker 2>for no reason. I'm just trying to think of how

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<v Speaker 2>I would have dealt it. I would have just screamed back.

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<v Speaker 1>We have, We've done that a few times.

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<v Speaker 2>But he's just like they're like, You're like I have

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<v Speaker 2>a few times gone. I can scream louder than you

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<v Speaker 2>and that's usually good.

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<v Speaker 1>And then USC's going, well, give me the text outing

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<v Speaker 1>to draw on the wall. You know, we mentioned last

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<v Speaker 1>episode Ash that Lola was six of the ear infection

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<v Speaker 1>on Maggie Island, and she's still the doctor. When we

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<v Speaker 1>went to see them on the island, she wouldn't give

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<v Speaker 1>us any antibiotics because she was like, no, it's not well.

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<v Speaker 2>The kids around here, what they do? They just fucking

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<v Speaker 2>get on with it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, that makes sense. She was saying

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<v Speaker 1>that it's not severe enough to warrant antibiotics.

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<v Speaker 2>And there's a lot of country doctor happening here where

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<v Speaker 2>they're like, yep, they probably saw a pig and a

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<v Speaker 2>goat before they And I was just like, it's not

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<v Speaker 2>that severe, Get on with it, get there.

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<v Speaker 1>What's that teaspooner cement?

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<v Speaker 2>Smack over the head with the sticks, you'll get over it,

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<v Speaker 2>even and up and whacking the other side of the head.

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<v Speaker 1>So I didn't get the antibiotics. And this flu virus earache,

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<v Speaker 1>it's lingered, it's lingered. And last night we almost went

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<v Speaker 1>to hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, another hospital visit for the Johnson's clogging

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<v Speaker 2>up the system.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, hey, my mum told me a story of her

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<v Speaker 1>sister had an earache when they were younger, and it

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<v Speaker 1>was ignored by the parents. Her ear drum burst, burst

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<v Speaker 1>deaf in one ear. So that's the thought in the

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<v Speaker 1>back of my head because Lola is there.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought you were going to be like she died.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought there was going to be like a decent

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<v Speaker 2>end to that story. She's deafinite one, she's got two ears,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>What doesn't work? Why does it work? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>But one does, Yeah, but stopped looking at the cup

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<v Speaker 2>half empty and look at half full.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't want to be responsible for making like.

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<v Speaker 2>Agree, I agree. I thought that story was going to

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<v Speaker 2>be like a really terminal finish.

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<v Speaker 1>It still ignored.

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<v Speaker 2>It turns out it was ear cancer. Now she's dead. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's still stage four.

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<v Speaker 1>It's your definite want ear. That's pretty severe. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>that's a lifelong it's just an ailment, exactly one of

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<v Speaker 1>your major senses.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yes, hospital again for the Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>So when Lola was sick and we were away and

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<v Speaker 1>she was waking up the middle of the night, the

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<v Speaker 1>easiest way to get her back to sleep and to

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<v Speaker 1>comfort her, just give her like something to make it

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<v Speaker 1>less painful, was give her a bottle of milk, which

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<v Speaker 1>we had stopped doing. Yeah, why like it just she

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<v Speaker 1>just like it's crack for her.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like she loves that.

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<v Speaker 1>She fucking loves the milk.

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<v Speaker 2>The bones too.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, good councium. So for three or four nights whilst

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<v Speaker 1>we're away, we've been giving her a bottle every single

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<v Speaker 1>night when she would wake up. And then the fucking

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<v Speaker 1>issue is she's in this routine now of like she

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<v Speaker 1>wants the bottle. She's had a taste of that crack

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<v Speaker 1>she's on the pipe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she's like, there's a method, where's the light up?

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<v Speaker 1>And last night she woke up maybe like eleven o'clock screaming,

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<v Speaker 1>fucking screaming, like she was being murdered, and she was

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<v Speaker 1>just like nothing could console her, not me, not Laura. Me,

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<v Speaker 1>and Laura like, it's the earache, let's take it to hospital.

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<v Speaker 1>I was literally about to start packing my backpack to

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<v Speaker 1>take it to hospital. Eleven o'clock at night. That's the worst, awful.

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<v Speaker 1>And then we thought, hang, let's just let's just give

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<v Speaker 1>her a bottle of milk and see if that stops her.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we gave her the bottle of milk, like

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<v Speaker 1>within a milliseconds, she was like.

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<v Speaker 2>Cheers, Oh she's on here, She's onto it.

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<v Speaker 1>But these tantrums. Now, this morning we thought that's the

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<v Speaker 1>end of it. That's fine. This morning we had another tantrum.

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<v Speaker 1>Ash okay, and I met my wits end.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you give her a bottle of milk this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>I did, and it shut her up again. So she's

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<v Speaker 2>only give her a bottle of warm.

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<v Speaker 1>This one didn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>The bottle. She's just so so she's just decided to

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<v Speaker 2>start screaming for no, is she in pain at all?

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<v Speaker 1>No? I don't think so. I don't think so.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'm not a doctor.

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<v Speaker 1>Every everything, it sounds like you're going towards the diagnosis.

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<v Speaker 2>No what, she just hates you. Let me we're already.

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<v Speaker 2>She does hate you.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she does hate me. Let me show you

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<v Speaker 1>a video of Lola of how she was this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is this after you've tried everything, and she just and.

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<v Speaker 1>Just for any non parents out there who may be going.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, everyone films their kids having a meltdown.

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<v Speaker 1>This was.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a folder.

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<v Speaker 1>This was.

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<v Speaker 2>Because like sometimes you just can't. They just won't snap

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<v Speaker 2>out of it, and you're like you need to be

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<v Speaker 2>able to have video evidence so you can show them

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<v Speaker 2>back and go, this is what you did to me.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, for just to like, the people that aren't

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<v Speaker 2>fine with it, can fuck yourself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. To give context, she had had some breakfast, she slept,

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<v Speaker 1>she was like, the room temperature was beautiful, exactly, she

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<v Speaker 1>was fine, like it's nothing wrong with it.

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<v Speaker 2>She just wanted to Yeah, oh my god, before I

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<v Speaker 2>even prayers play, I can see the phase. She even

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<v Speaker 2>looked to see if you were paying attention before she

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<v Speaker 2>went had another crack at her.

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<v Speaker 1>Look.

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<v Speaker 2>She's like realized that no one that you stopped paying

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<v Speaker 2>attention to her. And she's like, Okay, I'm completely fine

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<v Speaker 2>that you are still paying atten.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's what I have to deal with this morning

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<v Speaker 1>on Wednesdays, Laura is out the door at like seven fifteen.

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<v Speaker 1>She's got a massive day of work. I'm there with

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. It took me just to give you some

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<v Speaker 1>idea of like why I was late. I was dealing

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<v Speaker 1>with that for two fucking hours.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry that I've made that phone call that and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I call you. The attitude you give me is

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not fucking eating. And also, to make matters worse,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fucking book week.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, as well painful.

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<v Speaker 1>And so I'm dealing with that. And then Marley's the

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<v Speaker 1>going why am I not dressing up? And I'm because

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<v Speaker 1>I've got nothing left, Like am I the only daycare

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<v Speaker 1>that's doing book week? And not just book days?

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<v Speaker 2>It's book week? I know. Like thankfully Oscar goes to

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<v Speaker 2>two different kindis so the first two days, then he

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<v Speaker 2>goes to two days is another one. So we just

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<v Speaker 2>rewaar which is fun because it's two different kindies and

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<v Speaker 2>he only goes two days. So yesterday she went as

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<v Speaker 2>the yellow Wiggle, which I actually want to show that

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<v Speaker 2>because it's pretty cute. She got red hair, like the

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<v Speaker 2>like Emma used to have.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday we put it on it. She was just like

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<v Speaker 2>she knew she loved it. But she went his mini

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<v Speaker 2>mouse today.

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<v Speaker 1>That is gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 2>Bata heah.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, did Oscar ever have those periods where he would just.

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<v Speaker 2>He's still having them? So this morning, okay, we get

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<v Speaker 2>what's April gets home from, say six thirty. He's still

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<v Speaker 2>in my bed on his phone, Yes, his phone anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>just just keep him quiet, all right. He's four. And

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<v Speaker 2>I turned the light on. Melt down because I've turned

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<v Speaker 2>the light on. Turn the light off. Melt down because

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<v Speaker 2>I've turned the light off. I can't win, like for

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<v Speaker 2>Fox's sake. And I was like, so I turned the

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<v Speaker 2>light on. I got changed.

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<v Speaker 1>You need to get a dimmer.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to cry poor again. We're too for dimmers

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<v Speaker 2>in this hour. I turned the light on to get

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<v Speaker 2>dressed so I could be ready because I wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>go for a round myself, to get back to take

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<v Speaker 2>get rid of the kids to KINDI as quickly as

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<v Speaker 2>early as possible, So turn light on. I get dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>He's having a meltdown while I'm getting dressed. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>ignoring him at this point because mate, it's six thirty

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<v Speaker 2>in the morning. Fucking get over it. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>to keep my mouth shut. He'll get over it. Turn

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<v Speaker 2>the light off. And I've walked down the stairs and

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<v Speaker 2>I heard him have a fucking meltdown about turn the

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<v Speaker 2>light off. I was like, which one is it? Man on?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you want off? And he just wanted to

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<v Speaker 2>have a fucking winge about it. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>so I'm down here in the kitchen and I just

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<v Speaker 2>yelled out, get over it. Bro dealt with He's got

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<v Speaker 2>over it eventually, but like, seriously has to.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if it's the same for you. But

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<v Speaker 1>because Marley used to have these meltdowns around the same age,

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<v Speaker 1>around two stupidly as well, Laura and I kind of

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<v Speaker 1>the other night said, Lola's never there's meltdowns that Marley

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<v Speaker 1>had and here we fucking are. Yeah, but you just

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<v Speaker 1>got to let it run its course.

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<v Speaker 2>And a little bit like that. Yeah, we just like

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<v Speaker 2>this morning, just ignore them if you've tried. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>over nothing, then yeah, ignore it. But if if it's

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<v Speaker 2>a serious issue like this again this morning, Macy, she's

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<v Speaker 2>not quite as old as low as she's not too yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I come down and she's the dishwashers open and she's

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<v Speaker 2>in the dishwasher, essentially going like rocking up against the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking baskets in the dishwasher. And I was like, get down,

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<v Speaker 2>and she just melt down like you were doing the

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<v Speaker 2>wrong thing, like and then a meltdown and it's like,

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<v Speaker 2>why is she in the fucking dishwasher? Anyway? Yesterday she's

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<v Speaker 2>up on the table this table. I was like, why

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<v Speaker 2>is she keep getting on the table? Then, yes, last

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<v Speaker 2>night April thought it'd be cute to put her on

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<v Speaker 2>the table and I was like, ah, what do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean after a photo. No, she was just holding her

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<v Speaker 2>and she put her on the table while she was cuddling,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, that's why she thinks it's okay

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<v Speaker 2>for it to be on the table. The other day,

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<v Speaker 2>she's walking across the kitchen bench and then I also

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<v Speaker 2>saw walking across walking her across the kitchen bench, like

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<v Speaker 2>it's cute. But the answer your question, the initial question,

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<v Speaker 2>is just ignore them.

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<v Speaker 1>There's nothing else you can do, nothing you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Do unless they're in some serious physical pain or danger.

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<v Speaker 1>So this morning on the scale of like one to

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<v Speaker 1>ten of like the murderous screams, and I'd say this

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<v Speaker 1>morning was about like.

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<v Speaker 2>A six or seven murderer's scream.

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<v Speaker 1>Last night that was the one I showed you when

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<v Speaker 1>she was in the bath, that was like a nine.

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<v Speaker 2>You did show me and she was like same thing,

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<v Speaker 2>like the dogsy is just perked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Then I thought my neighbor was going to knock on

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<v Speaker 1>the door and be like, is someone being attacked here? Like,

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<v Speaker 1>because you're like, do I need to call family services?

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<v Speaker 2>You've actually jogged my memory a little bit of something

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<v Speaker 2>that my mum told me when I was How old

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<v Speaker 2>was I in that house? I would be similar somewhere

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<v Speaker 2>between two and four. And I was a screamer so

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<v Speaker 2>much so we were in a house at that say,

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<v Speaker 2>it's not a unit like a house so much so

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<v Speaker 2>the police used to come because the neighbors thought my

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<v Speaker 2>parents were abusing me.

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<v Speaker 1>You're fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>They would show up at Mom's like, oh, just come

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<v Speaker 2>and get it and taken because I am. Even my sister,

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<v Speaker 2>who was a bit older than me, was like, I remember,

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<v Speaker 2>you would just we would put you in the cot

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<v Speaker 2>because you would not stop screaming. I can't believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>I've just remembered this. I'm sorry. I could have made

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<v Speaker 2>you feel a bit better. Now. I try to make

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<v Speaker 2>you feel a bit better and.

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<v Speaker 1>You turned out okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I don't know. And I always had such a

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<v Speaker 2>deep voice like this. I had this voice as a

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<v Speaker 2>child because I had screamed so much. She tells this

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<v Speaker 2>story better because she obviously remembers it traumatized that I've

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<v Speaker 2>had quite a deep voice even as a child. I

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<v Speaker 2>was never like Oscar's like, Hi, you know, little dainty

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<v Speaker 2>little ship. I was quite like because I would scream

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<v Speaker 2>and scream and scream and scream, and the neighbors would

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<v Speaker 2>write letters and call the police. They moved out eventually.

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<v Speaker 1>Write letters to say, what shut.

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<v Speaker 2>Your fucking kid up or stop beating your kid up.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, like, I'm fine. I was never abused

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<v Speaker 2>as a child, let's set this record straight. But the

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<v Speaker 2>neighbors would call the police, and so you've got it easy.

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<v Speaker 2>My friend.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't believe that the police would knock on the

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<v Speaker 1>door yeah and say can we We've just got do

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<v Speaker 1>a welfare check. And then they come in and look

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<v Speaker 1>at you and.

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<v Speaker 2>In the cockgown you staring it. I'd be like, I's like,

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<v Speaker 2>this is what I'm dealing with.

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<v Speaker 1>Can you take him?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you take him with you? Please?

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<v Speaker 1>Little ship?

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<v Speaker 2>I know, I wasn't planning on telling that story. My

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<v Speaker 2>mum was quite like me where I'd be like, fight

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<v Speaker 2>fire with fire a little bit, be like shut up,

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<v Speaker 2>shut a fun up, and sometimes you've got to do that.

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<v Speaker 2>But like I've come to the point where it's just

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<v Speaker 2>like you just the best off ignoring. And thankfully both

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<v Speaker 2>my kids aren't like that, where they'll just look at

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<v Speaker 2>me and wait to see that I'm not paying them

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<v Speaker 2>attention and scream louder. They'll just have a meltdown, which

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<v Speaker 2>is fairly normal.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like the murderers screams needs to be more

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<v Speaker 1>documented on social media.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I feel like people like, send us your murderer's screams,

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah please?

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<v Speaker 1>Actually yeah, I mean I also appreciate that it's quite

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<v Speaker 1>triggering for a lot of parents to hear a young

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<v Speaker 1>child screaming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but hey, there's a difference between a scream and

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<v Speaker 2>a cry. I think I cry because something like if

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<v Speaker 2>Oscar gets his finger stuck in the door warrants the meltdown,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a different and you're not different.

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<v Speaker 1>You're not going to fielm that or maybe maybe you

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<v Speaker 1>are rash.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no no. But if they're having a fucking

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<v Speaker 2>winge for thing, I wish sometimes if I could just

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<v Speaker 2>do that, I could just be out me Like when

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<v Speaker 2>I dropped the bag, the shopping bag, the shopping bag,

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<v Speaker 2>let's be specific, when I dropped the paper bag, well

0:18:14.359 --> 0:18:16.800
<v Speaker 2>it fell out. I wish I could have just sat

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<v Speaker 2>in the middle of the shopping center and gone, wait

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<v Speaker 2>to see if anyone's looking, and if no one's paying

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<v Speaker 2>attention to me, keep going.

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<v Speaker 1>Just screw until the police are called. Once again, we

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<v Speaker 1>know this kid, it's just Ashwicks.

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<v Speaker 2>So like here he is now, you've got more facial

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<v Speaker 2>hair than you did as a four year old, still

0:18:41.400 --> 0:18:45.160
<v Speaker 2>sound the same. So I don't know best of luck

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<v Speaker 2>to you, but I know what's going to happen now.

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<v Speaker 2>My kids will start fucking hopefully go through it.

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<v Speaker 1>Hopefully. I can't remember how it lasted for with Marley.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was only like a short period. When

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<v Speaker 1>I drop off a daycare, they're fucking turd. So if

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<v Speaker 1>they're fine, and like the daycare teachers are this morning,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you got? What do you got?

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<v Speaker 2>Just a classic daycare thing when you drop them off

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<v Speaker 2>and they're having an absolute melt And honestly, I can't

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<v Speaker 2>get out of there quick enough because I'm like, this

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<v Speaker 2>is your fucking problem now I'm paying you to do

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<v Speaker 2>in mine.

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<v Speaker 1>Of the opposite, I dropped Lola off and she's like smiles,

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<v Speaker 1>he's happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look I got fifty to fifty with us. I'll

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<v Speaker 2>get home and ill be like, how was it. How

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<v Speaker 2>they go, I'm like it's either yeah fine or I

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<v Speaker 2>was got to melt down. And she's like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>better call them so if he's okay, And then they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>no fine. Once you left, they're fine. They're different kids there.

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<v Speaker 2>But I was there the other day and another kid

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<v Speaker 2>was melting down. That's not my kid, and it was

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<v Speaker 2>like holy shit, and the parents are just like, I've

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<v Speaker 2>got to go to work. I've got to go to

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<v Speaker 2>work to pay the bills, to feed you, to send

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<v Speaker 2>you here to you know whatever, and like that's fair,

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<v Speaker 2>off you go. This kid was just like when I

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<v Speaker 2>was leaving, the kid was calling out to me as

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<v Speaker 2>if I'm daddy, and I was like, fuck off, I

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<v Speaker 2>got another of them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like, try to hold it. Was already running away

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<v Speaker 1>from my own, fucking touch me.

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<v Speaker 2>I was already running away from my own. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to run away from someone else's. But yeah, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what, I'm just going to say it. They're turds,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's okay to call you get a turd. It

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<v Speaker 2>makes you feel better, makes me feel better. I think

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<v Speaker 2>it was I don't love them any less.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was Amy who said that question.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Amy, your kids are turd.

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<v Speaker 1>It was Amy hanging there. Just know that you're not alone, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Your kids are herd and your kid.

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<v Speaker 1>Is a turd. We have some sad news.

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<v Speaker 2>We do have some really sad news.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if anyone's going to give a shit,

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<v Speaker 1>really no.

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<v Speaker 2>So today my favorite segment lies, We're going to hang

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<v Speaker 2>the boots up, not forever, just for a little rest,

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<v Speaker 2>just for it's honestly become hearing the song gets stuck

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<v Speaker 2>in my head for the rest of them.

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<v Speaker 1>Someone fucking wrote in and said I had this song

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<v Speaker 1>stuck in my head? Did you see the comment? I

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<v Speaker 1>love that And it was only when.

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<v Speaker 2>We should do a final parody of it somewhere because

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<v Speaker 2>it's not the end.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, it was just you come back. But the

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<v Speaker 1>good news is good news is we are replacing it

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<v Speaker 1>with a new segment.

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<v Speaker 2>Called drum Roll Budget Smuggler's Most Ordinary Parent Okay, which

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<v Speaker 2>is great because it coincides with their Most Ordinary Rig competition.

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<v Speaker 1>People may be familiar with, which may be familiar with,

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<v Speaker 1>I would say in terms of competitions within Australia.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's the most achievable.

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<v Speaker 1>It's it's on par with the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're a fat shit usually you're going to do well.

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<v Speaker 1>State of origin is up there, I've entered, have you well?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking a bit tubby at the moment.

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<v Speaker 1>Some would say you're not you know you are you fishing.

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<v Speaker 2>For a compliment, But yeah, so it's Bud just the

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<v Speaker 2>most ordinary parent parent parent.

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<v Speaker 1>So we would like people to submit any examples of

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<v Speaker 1>how they have been ordinary, been ordinary, and what we

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<v Speaker 1>mean by that is like you cut corners and are

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<v Speaker 1>really clever.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit parents in our own way well said, But how

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<v Speaker 2>do you cut it? How do you personally cut the corner?

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<v Speaker 2>What have you done where you've at the end of

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<v Speaker 2>the day gone That was pretty fucking ordinary of me,

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<v Speaker 2>but also been like got the job done. Love it.

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<v Speaker 1>Love that an example, just quickly, an example of that.

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<v Speaker 1>We've spoken about it many times. But when you get

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<v Speaker 1>the early flight, like we're talking like a six or

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<v Speaker 1>seven am flight and you just have to get the

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<v Speaker 1>kids to the airport, they don't get changed, put the

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<v Speaker 1>shoes on when they're still wearing their pajamas, that's an

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<v Speaker 1>example of great being ordinary parenting.

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<v Speaker 2>Or you know when you've got to pack a lunch

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<v Speaker 2>for them and you think last night's dinner, chuck it

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<v Speaker 2>in there, something like that, that's great. Anything like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it's kind of like you get the phone call

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<v Speaker 2>from kindy Beku and you see it, you ignore it

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<v Speaker 2>because you know I'm going to have to go pick

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<v Speaker 2>my kid up early, so you just ignore it and

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<v Speaker 2>then just see what happens therese are prime yeah, prime example.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you have or even if it's not been

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<v Speaker 1>done by you, but someone you know, you can dub them.

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<v Speaker 2>In, dub them in. Oh like that.

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<v Speaker 1>The great thing is you're going to get something in return.

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<v Speaker 1>Budgie are coming to the table with some great vouchers.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it two hundred bucks?

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<v Speaker 2>It's two hundred bucks for every segment, So we're going

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<v Speaker 2>to it's going to be ten segments of the back

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<v Speaker 2>end of this year. We're going to have an email

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<v Speaker 2>in our bio, very very specific. Don't DMS. You can

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<v Speaker 2>if you want to check it. Well, yeah, madam, check it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll check the email.

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<v Speaker 1>You be on email patrol, I'll be in the DM

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<v Speaker 1>al right.

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<v Speaker 2>So nothing's going to get done. There's going to be

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<v Speaker 2>an email in our bio by the time this episode

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<v Speaker 2>goes out. But yes, two hundred bucks every week, I

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<v Speaker 2>think in the two hundred dollars is one hundred and

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<v Speaker 2>twenty dollars worth of whatever you want from Budget Smuggler.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they're going to be gifting you eighty dollars

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<v Speaker 2>worth of stuff on top of that. Love that, which

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<v Speaker 2>is great.

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<v Speaker 1>And perfect timing because now winter can fuck right up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, time for something. That's why I've been wearing

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<v Speaker 2>shorts the last couple of records to shut off the

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<v Speaker 2>pins great car pistons. But because I'm trying to clump

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<v Speaker 2>tize my legs, and I'm desperate, desperate for winter to

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<v Speaker 2>be over because it's quite frankly fucking sacks. So from

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<v Speaker 2>next week, but for now, let's go into last Tell me, lad,

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<v Speaker 2>tell me?

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<v Speaker 1>Can I go first? Okay, here we go. This one.

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<v Speaker 1>It's quite a sweet lie. I think some of the

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<v Speaker 1>lies that we've had are like waterline.

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<v Speaker 2>Psychotic, very creative is my favorite.

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<v Speaker 1>May have some impacting long term damage, who knows, but

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<v Speaker 1>this one is a very nice lie. Ash and I thought,

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<v Speaker 1>what a nice one to end on a sweet line.

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<v Speaker 1>Not forever, if you were better, it is coming back.

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<v Speaker 1>So this one was submitted by Rachel Love a little

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<v Speaker 1>photo there.

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<v Speaker 2>She has not creeping.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just admiring a listener and saying thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very hot day.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't need to because I just want to say

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<v Speaker 1>thank you for the submission. Anyway, she says, she said

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<v Speaker 1>to a meme, so she hasn't actually like, oh, she's

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<v Speaker 1>not using this, but she said this is like an

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<v Speaker 1>example of one and the memes. My toddler was scared

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<v Speaker 1>of the thunderstorm tonight, so I told him it was

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<v Speaker 1>just the sky farting. Now he giggles when he hears it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes all you need is a rebrand.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes, yes, very clever because at the moment, like you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have boys. There's not a lot of pooh talk

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<v Speaker 2>in your house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, the girls love Marley's like oh

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<v Speaker 1>bum bum wee wee farts. I'm hungry all of that

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<v Speaker 1>chart because I.

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<v Speaker 2>Always get Oscar out of his slump with like a

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<v Speaker 2>piece of poo head or poopa hit but or like

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<v Speaker 2>a farty or a farty noise gets in.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like he was like trying to like get in amongst

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<v Speaker 2>my leg like and like trip me over, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was just like grabbing his head and go.

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<v Speaker 1>A fake fat or yeah, giving him pink eye.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, love it, love it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like top shelf humor for a Todd line.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good that's a good lie.

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<v Speaker 1>You'll like My Life on your phone.

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<v Speaker 2>My Life is a video that was sent to us

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<v Speaker 2>a number of times. My goad, I've had this.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to say, I know which one you're talking about,

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<v Speaker 1>probably about ten times so far.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I sent a number of times to the DM,

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<v Speaker 2>So thank you for sending that through. So Matthew, it's

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<v Speaker 2>a video of a little girl who is sprinkling some green.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks like mac and cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I think, yeah, but she's sprinkling over the top of it,

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<v Speaker 2>which we would know as broccoli. But they've cut it

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<v Speaker 2>up so fine and told them that it's green glitter.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it green sprinkles?

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<v Speaker 2>Green sprinkles, And she's sprinkling it over a mac and

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<v Speaker 2>cheese getting those fibrous green veggies in without even fucking knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>She loves it it. That's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Is do you think that would work with your kids?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're going to give it a go.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to try that on Marley.

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<v Speaker 2>If they don't eat anything, I make them anyway, So

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<v Speaker 2>what are they going to sprinkle it over nothing?

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<v Speaker 1>But my kids, I give them bolonnaise, like on the

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<v Speaker 1>rags is like the staple. Fuck, I've turned into my mom.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what we used to have every night of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you turning to your parents?

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<v Speaker 1>I am my mother?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, oh, yeah, that's something my mom would do. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I do it too.

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<v Speaker 1>And the kids love it. They're like, where it's the

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<v Speaker 1>cheese and I give the packet out. I'm like, you

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<v Speaker 1>can grab a little hand because they'd love to do

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<v Speaker 1>it themselves and they'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Just rubby hands in the cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's only they're eating it.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, what if the name comes over you only what

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<v Speaker 2>Sorella a good bow and like, yeah, it's just a

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<v Speaker 2>bit Gunky's full of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>But they love it. They like Marley and Lola would

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<v Speaker 1>just like I have to like stop them. They're like

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<v Speaker 1>shoveling it onto their bowls and I'm like that's enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you've got a boy a kilo there.

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<v Speaker 2>It's likely going to turn like lactose intolerant from too

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<v Speaker 2>much cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>It's between the mounted cheese and taken and.

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<v Speaker 2>You're all full cream at your house. I know, I know, barbaric.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that is lies that we will be missed for

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<v Speaker 2>a little while.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you're wondering right now, maybe you're thinking to yourself,

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<v Speaker 1>but I love that little intro song that Matt Nash sung. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we have some good news as well. There is another

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<v Speaker 1>song that will be used for the segment.

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<v Speaker 2>You have to wait and find out.

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<v Speaker 1>We have recorded one version, we weren't happy with it.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a Christmas album coming out. We will have

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<v Speaker 2>like amazing and Christmas characters.

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<v Speaker 1>Of I think the reason Ash didn't like the first

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<v Speaker 1>version is because he had more of a supporting role

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<v Speaker 1>in the singing. I was front and center.

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<v Speaker 2>He actually need to be front and center. Was relegated

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<v Speaker 2>to the back because I'm more of a baritone.

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<v Speaker 1>We listened to it and I was like, this is great,

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<v Speaker 1>and you just had a look of just like burn it.

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<v Speaker 2>So damn, such a diva.

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<v Speaker 1>Delete it. So we're gonna after this record, we're going

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<v Speaker 1>to do another version, just to make sure that Princess

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<v Speaker 1>Ash is happy.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, let's go into some questions, Matthew.

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<v Speaker 1>Please.

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<v Speaker 2>Every week we get questions from listeners. We can't get

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<v Speaker 2>all of them. This segment is staying would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to go first?

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<v Speaker 1>Matt All right, So this question is from Molly and

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<v Speaker 1>she asks have you ever taken a parenting course? And

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<v Speaker 1>how was it?

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<v Speaker 2>Hm? I took the pre baby parenting course. This is

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<v Speaker 2>pre COVID too, so it's like you had to show up,

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<v Speaker 2>do you know? I got dragged to it. It's two saturdays,

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<v Speaker 2>six hours long. Fuck total, No, each Saturday was six

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<v Speaker 2>hours long. It was fucked. It was fucked. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>just like the basics, I get it, like some people

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<v Speaker 2>are so some people were so into it, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, dude, I just sat at the back. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, this is fun.

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<v Speaker 1>What did they teach you? What are you learning how.

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<v Speaker 2>To do a nappy? I think there was a big

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<v Speaker 2>segment of it that was like different birthing processes and

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<v Speaker 2>what can happen, which look like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but also they started talking to that do.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what's so? It was really annoying. They were like,

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<v Speaker 2>who wants to tell us their birth plan? I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>fucking here we go. Bring the freaks out, tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about their birth and stories, what they know, their birthing plan,

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<v Speaker 2>what they're going to do zen I'm gonna poop in

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<v Speaker 2>a bath. I don't fucking care.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not here to judge, but I don't need to judge.

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<v Speaker 2>But who cared?

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<v Speaker 1>But I remember when we were in we had the

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<v Speaker 1>meetings with the midwife, and remember they took us into

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<v Speaker 1>one of the delivery suite rooms and there was like

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<v Speaker 1>one of the rooms where you could have the bath,

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<v Speaker 1>you could give like the water birth. I was like, fuck,

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<v Speaker 1>I just have these images. You know, some people upload

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<v Speaker 1>the videos online and the water is fucking bloody. It's

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<v Speaker 1>like they've been attacked by a shark in there, and then.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, yeah, the po was like in Austin Powers when

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<v Speaker 2>they had the shark in for with leaser Bee.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, who wants to Like if Laura was in

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<v Speaker 1>there and she asked me to hop in the water

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<v Speaker 1>with her, I'd be like, no, fucking chair, get in, get.

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<v Speaker 2>In the water's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Risk fucking toe a finger in that water.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you're listening and you have had a water

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<v Speaker 1>birth or you're planning and having one, good on you,

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<v Speaker 1>that's great, that's great, full power to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, nice guy over here. Yeah. But then they started

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<v Speaker 2>doing that and then like there was like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>need to know.

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<v Speaker 1>If anyone did anyone? Do you remember if anyone had

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<v Speaker 1>like a weird birth plan?

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<v Speaker 2>I can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't you were checked out?

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<v Speaker 2>I remember I was watching surfing on my phone for

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<v Speaker 2>most of it.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have looked at you and gone, fuck, here

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<v Speaker 1>we go? Do you reckon? They look at you now

0:31:50.560 --> 0:31:53.440
<v Speaker 1>having a dad podcast and like the irony.

0:31:56.440 --> 0:31:59.920
<v Speaker 2>They're like, he apparently didn't listen. No, yeah I didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't listen, So did you know? I would say,

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<v Speaker 2>don't go what I think?

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<v Speaker 1>I went to a first aid.

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<v Speaker 2>First Dad's good of course.

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<v Speaker 1>But even with that dude like, okay, choking, yeah I could,

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<v Speaker 1>but like anything outside of choking, I'm fucking calling Triple

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<v Speaker 1>zero and I want.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling them if they're joking, like you better come

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<v Speaker 2>and get him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like broken arm leg, I am fucking putting that

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<v Speaker 1>in a blank, Like what's it called?

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<v Speaker 2>A little I always think like, what would I do?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, if they've got to be gash, I like

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<v Speaker 2>rip my shirt off and torn tornic, Hey you got

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<v Speaker 2>the words?

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<v Speaker 1>Or if it's like splint, the'relint splint, that's the one

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<v Speaker 1>I was looking. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I probably wouldn't. I'd like, oh, I get that fucking

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<v Speaker 2>thing away from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I can't look at any blood. I'm pathetic in those

0:32:48.120 --> 0:32:51.440
<v Speaker 1>classes in the two Saturday six hours, apiece, was there

0:32:51.440 --> 0:32:53.840
<v Speaker 1>anything that you learned where you go, Hey, I've applied

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<v Speaker 1>that now to my current day parenting. No nothing, no nothing, okay, fuck,

0:32:59.160 --> 0:33:01.640
<v Speaker 1>we're not doing anything to dads who don't want.

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<v Speaker 2>To go to those calls. I know I didn't get

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<v Speaker 2>to Onney either. Yeah, I have to. I think if

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<v Speaker 2>you want to be prepared.

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<v Speaker 1>A lot of it's just come of knowledge.

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<v Speaker 2>You can google it. Yeah, Like I had friends that

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<v Speaker 2>did it over COVID. They just had to do it

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<v Speaker 2>by a video chat, and I was like, that would

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<v Speaker 2>have been so good because I just wouldn't have listened.

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<v Speaker 1>But also I think I was away. I was away

0:33:24.560 --> 0:33:27.080
<v Speaker 1>working overseas ash, which is why I didn't go to

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<v Speaker 1>the classes. Thankfully I had that excuse. But I also

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<v Speaker 1>know that I've got my sister down the road. She

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:35.440
<v Speaker 1>was the first if i'd have kids. And I'm always like, hey,

0:33:35.480 --> 0:33:37.360
<v Speaker 1>if I've got a problem, that will be.

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<v Speaker 2>The mostent you come up here and deal with it

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<v Speaker 2>as the bark.

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<v Speaker 1>But like it's too there's too much to try and retain,

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<v Speaker 1>like before you've actually got the baby, Like, and I'm dyslexic,

0:33:48.360 --> 0:33:51.520
<v Speaker 1>I can't learn anything. Yeah, I think I'm dyslexic. I

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:51.920
<v Speaker 1>can't read it.

0:33:51.960 --> 0:33:56.880
<v Speaker 2>You're just self diagnosed. Me too, I cannot.

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<v Speaker 1>Unless I've got an issue that needs to be solved.

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<v Speaker 1>There's no need for that information at all.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, totally at all.

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<v Speaker 1>And look at us, we're great.

0:34:03.480 --> 0:34:05.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, kids, great, we've got a dad podcast? What have

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<v Speaker 2>you got?

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<v Speaker 1>I wonder if there's any other podcasts out there, ones

0:34:09.040 --> 0:34:11.600
<v Speaker 1>that are actually like offering solid.

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<v Speaker 2>Information advice like don't listen to.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we're not kids having a full on tantrum. We

0:34:17.400 --> 0:34:20.160
<v Speaker 1>just stand there and we scream back at them, and

0:34:20.160 --> 0:34:22.640
<v Speaker 1>they're all like, that's how you give your child long

0:34:22.719 --> 0:34:26.200
<v Speaker 1>term damage trauma, and we're like, anyway, that's all from us.

0:34:26.600 --> 0:34:28.600
<v Speaker 2>We shut down in about a week or two, just

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<v Speaker 2>waiting for him to come after us.

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<v Speaker 1>You have a question, ash.

0:34:31.719 --> 0:34:35.279
<v Speaker 2>I do now? We do joke, I say joke in

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<v Speaker 2>quote marks.

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<v Speaker 1>What do they call quote nice quotations?

0:34:39.800 --> 0:34:42.279
<v Speaker 2>Quotations quotations? We do joke about it.

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<v Speaker 1>We are dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh many we joke about screen time, probably why I'm

0:34:46.880 --> 0:34:51.239
<v Speaker 2>so dumb. We joke about screen time a lot. But

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<v Speaker 2>how much do you think per day screen time do

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<v Speaker 2>you give the girls?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so where the girls have their most screen time

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<v Speaker 1>is holidays And the reason for that is because.

0:35:08.320 --> 0:35:12.320
<v Speaker 2>Like during travel or travel travel on the plane, actual travelers.

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<v Speaker 1>As soon as we sit down on that plane before

0:35:15.719 --> 0:35:19.319
<v Speaker 1>it's even like begun to move iPad bomb straight into it.

0:35:19.520 --> 0:35:23.000
<v Speaker 1>And then the girls are also in the habit which

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, is it bad? Who cares? They whenever

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<v Speaker 1>they eat food like breakfast, lunch, dinner, they always have

0:35:28.880 --> 0:35:31.880
<v Speaker 1>something on whether it be like an iPad or the

0:35:31.960 --> 0:35:33.600
<v Speaker 1>TV in the background. The old place we had that

0:35:33.640 --> 0:35:37.319
<v Speaker 1>TV in the kitchen and the kids just like that

0:35:37.440 --> 0:35:38.040
<v Speaker 1>was loved it.

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<v Speaker 2>So would your ball park. How many hours a day.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, like breakfast, My breakfast was like forty

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<v Speaker 1>five minutes and then and then also like when Lala

0:35:51.440 --> 0:35:53.680
<v Speaker 1>would have a sleep, mind, they would have a quiet time,

0:35:54.080 --> 0:35:56.719
<v Speaker 1>and so that would be like another hour or so,

0:35:56.840 --> 0:36:00.399
<v Speaker 1>and like but you know, in my defense because feel

0:36:00.600 --> 0:36:02.759
<v Speaker 1>the judgment cutting at me already. No, not from me,

0:36:02.960 --> 0:36:05.000
<v Speaker 1>not from you, but the listeners. I can see them

0:36:05.040 --> 0:36:06.800
<v Speaker 1>right now. You should play games.

0:36:08.040 --> 0:36:11.400
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to make you look trying to judge. I

0:36:11.440 --> 0:36:13.960
<v Speaker 2>don't need to just how long I don't know, like

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<v Speaker 2>an hour, two hours a day? Yeah, that's efty, is it?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I have no idea. I can only

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<v Speaker 2>go off like what I look. We're similar, Like there's

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<v Speaker 2>no limit in my house. And I'm very transparent on that.

0:36:27.400 --> 0:36:29.400
<v Speaker 2>If people want to judge me about like you shouldn't

0:36:29.440 --> 0:36:30.680
<v Speaker 2>give you kids so much screen.

0:36:30.400 --> 0:36:33.240
<v Speaker 1>Time, you look at what you look like, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucked, first thing in the morning. Sometimes we're all in

0:36:35.960 --> 0:36:39.799
<v Speaker 2>bed and like we're all on our phone or four

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<v Speaker 2>of us.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's just go to YouTube kids.

0:36:42.280 --> 0:36:44.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, YouTube kids, yeah for both of them. Makes you

0:36:44.680 --> 0:36:47.960
<v Speaker 2>into it now too, It's great, And mate, that can

0:36:48.040 --> 0:36:50.719
<v Speaker 2>last an hour if we're just mooching around up there,

0:36:51.000 --> 0:36:55.799
<v Speaker 2>they're down, TV's on, my food's on probably however long

0:36:55.840 --> 0:36:59.040
<v Speaker 2>that they're here before we go and do something and

0:36:59.080 --> 0:37:01.719
<v Speaker 2>then back same thing quiet time Oscar doesn't nap. That's

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:05.600
<v Speaker 2>like two hours and then all afternoon if we don't

0:37:05.600 --> 0:37:07.560
<v Speaker 2>feel like leaving the house and then.

0:37:07.360 --> 0:37:08.680
<v Speaker 1>Well obviously if it's a rainy day.

0:37:08.880 --> 0:37:11.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but like we'll try and get out and then

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:13.240
<v Speaker 2>come back dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I just interrupt you for one second? Yeah, I

0:37:17.480 --> 0:37:20.400
<v Speaker 1>have seen your socials and you are very good with

0:37:20.440 --> 0:37:25.719
<v Speaker 1>activities with the kids. Yeah, you're down on.

0:37:25.640 --> 0:37:26.839
<v Speaker 2>The scale for show Man.

0:37:27.719 --> 0:37:29.239
<v Speaker 1>You go to scape, we can get a photo back

0:37:29.239 --> 0:37:29.720
<v Speaker 1>in the iPad.

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<v Speaker 2>We go to the skate park a lot, we've got

0:37:31.120 --> 0:37:33.759
<v Speaker 2>to park in the complex here. We do thing, but

0:37:33.840 --> 0:37:36.239
<v Speaker 2>like if we're not doing things, there's screen time. Oh yeah,

0:37:36.239 --> 0:37:39.000
<v Speaker 2>and then it's like after bath and makes you go

0:37:39.120 --> 0:37:40.839
<v Speaker 2>to bed and I hate brill and I are trying

0:37:40.840 --> 0:37:43.440
<v Speaker 2>to have dinner. Oscars on his phone again like on

0:37:43.600 --> 0:37:46.560
<v Speaker 2>YouTube kids until he goes to bed. So, like I said,

0:37:46.560 --> 0:37:50.040
<v Speaker 2>there's no limit for me, and I won't set a limit.

0:37:50.160 --> 0:37:52.440
<v Speaker 2>Don't care if someone wants to fucking come at me

0:37:52.480 --> 0:37:53.439
<v Speaker 2>about it, don't care.

0:37:53.760 --> 0:37:58.160
<v Speaker 1>Look at you. Yeah, so aggressive And do you ever

0:37:58.280 --> 0:38:01.799
<v Speaker 1>think not tonight, Oscar, I'm gonna you've had a fucking whack.

0:38:01.960 --> 0:38:05.400
<v Speaker 2>No, no, never really no, it gets him out of

0:38:05.440 --> 0:38:05.879
<v Speaker 2>my hair.

0:38:06.120 --> 0:38:06.400
<v Speaker 1>Yep.

0:38:06.880 --> 0:38:10.680
<v Speaker 2>And I need to do something. Yeah, sometimes, like sometimes

0:38:10.680 --> 0:38:12.640
<v Speaker 2>we watch something together. Okay, come on, let's watch a

0:38:12.680 --> 0:38:14.960
<v Speaker 2>movie together. And I sometimes and we'll have a cuddle

0:38:14.960 --> 0:38:16.719
<v Speaker 2>and watch a movie together. And that's kind of like

0:38:17.080 --> 0:38:21.560
<v Speaker 2>it's nice. It's nice, But like, there's no limit for me.

0:38:21.719 --> 0:38:25.719
<v Speaker 2>I don't think. I look, they get limited enough with

0:38:25.800 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 2>everything else that they do, Like how much fucking chocolate

0:38:28.520 --> 0:38:30.879
<v Speaker 2>you can eat, how much shit food you can eat,

0:38:30.960 --> 0:38:32.240
<v Speaker 2>how much it's.

0:38:32.080 --> 0:38:33.640
<v Speaker 1>The path of least resistance.

0:38:34.520 --> 0:38:37.120
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, look, if I can use it to bribe them

0:38:37.160 --> 0:38:40.680
<v Speaker 2>to do something too, like even Yeah, traveling is a

0:38:40.680 --> 0:38:43.080
<v Speaker 2>perfect example. It's like you just need them to shut

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:44.840
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up, and we need to get to the

0:38:44.880 --> 0:38:47.960
<v Speaker 2>destination so that we can half enjoy the destination, to

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:49.879
<v Speaker 2>get back on that fucking plane. For them to shut

0:38:49.880 --> 0:38:51.799
<v Speaker 2>the fuck up so we can get home. There's no

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<v Speaker 2>limit and now this is awkward. Nah. So that's where

0:39:00.840 --> 0:39:02.839
<v Speaker 2>I'm at with that, and may see you'll be the same.

0:39:03.000 --> 0:39:06.399
<v Speaker 1>Look if it works for you, it does, all power

0:39:06.440 --> 0:39:06.640
<v Speaker 1>to you.

0:39:06.880 --> 0:39:08.640
<v Speaker 2>It does. And you know what the best thing about

0:39:08.680 --> 0:39:10.759
<v Speaker 2>KINDI is they get home, they've been deprived of TV

0:39:10.920 --> 0:39:12.440
<v Speaker 2>or as soon as I turn the TV and they're.

0:39:12.239 --> 0:39:15.640
<v Speaker 1>Like, I'll do if I get my phone out because

0:39:15.640 --> 0:39:19.040
<v Speaker 1>you've messaged me five times and they see that screen

0:39:19.120 --> 0:39:23.000
<v Speaker 1>light up, it's like give it a fucking like scratching

0:39:23.040 --> 0:39:24.600
<v Speaker 1>up my leg and I'm.

0:39:24.400 --> 0:39:26.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, fuck, love it. They love it.

0:39:26.480 --> 0:39:27.920
<v Speaker 1>I love it, Hey, Ash, that is all we have

0:39:27.960 --> 0:39:28.279
<v Speaker 1>time for.

0:39:28.440 --> 0:39:31.239
<v Speaker 2>It is all we have time for today. Unfortunately a

0:39:31.239 --> 0:39:33.400
<v Speaker 2>different episode than one was a bit different.

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<v Speaker 1>Well it's the end of an error, deal with it.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you have enjoyed this episode, or any episode

0:39:40.400 --> 0:39:43.879
<v Speaker 1>of two doting dads, Ash and myself, we would love

0:39:43.880 --> 0:39:45.799
<v Speaker 1>it more than anything in this world. To get a

0:39:45.840 --> 0:39:49.640
<v Speaker 1>review from you, Hey, A couple of stars, a few comments,

0:39:49.719 --> 0:39:52.480
<v Speaker 1>that's all it takes, and it means the absolute world. Ash,

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<v Speaker 1>What are you looking at now? Sorry, you're fucking screen

0:40:01.640 --> 0:40:05.280
<v Speaker 1>time your phone world, Hang.

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<v Speaker 2>On before we do go, let's just check what my

0:40:07.520 --> 0:40:09.799
<v Speaker 2>screen time is and that'll give you an indication of

0:40:09.800 --> 0:40:11.000
<v Speaker 2>how long we had kids.

0:40:11.160 --> 0:40:12.799
<v Speaker 1>Okay, give us a look. I know what mine is

0:40:12.800 --> 0:40:15.160
<v Speaker 1>because mine came through the other day and it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're ten percent up?

0:40:16.360 --> 0:40:21.880
<v Speaker 2>What's your average daily eight hours? That? Wow, I'm actually

0:40:21.880 --> 0:40:23.800
<v Speaker 2>down twenty eight percent from last week. So let's go

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<v Speaker 2>back to the last What are you at five hours?

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<v Speaker 1>You're averaging five hours?

0:40:29.160 --> 0:40:30.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but I want to go. I want to go

0:40:30.840 --> 0:40:34.600
<v Speaker 2>back to I want to go back to last week.

0:40:35.239 --> 0:40:38.080
<v Speaker 2>How do you do that? Or add twenty eight percent

0:40:38.120 --> 0:40:39.399
<v Speaker 2>to that? That's what I would use.

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<v Speaker 1>You're answering the wrong guy, mate.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me just do the maths. So five say five

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<v Speaker 2>times one point two eight six, six and a half

0:40:49.120 --> 0:40:49.920
<v Speaker 2>hours solid.

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<v Speaker 1>So a lot of my work is done a mobile

0:40:52.840 --> 0:40:55.360
<v Speaker 1>or my emails that I tell im on the phone

0:40:55.400 --> 0:40:57.680
<v Speaker 1>so much. My thumb as fuck. I've got like early

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<v Speaker 1>on set up rightists.

0:40:58.680 --> 0:41:01.040
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, comes work anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, that's it. Send me episode to our friends and

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<v Speaker 1>for those of you who have been listening to us

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<v Speaker 1>from day dot, thank you for supporting us.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate it all. All the love and sports.

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<v Speaker 2>See you next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Two. Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country

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<v Speaker 1>throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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<v Speaker 2>and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight onland,

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<v Speaker 2>the people's today. This episode was recorded