1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,080 Speaker 1: Can I just pull you up on something? The phone 2 00:00:04,120 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 1: call that we had as I was driving to your house, 3 00:00:06,920 --> 00:00:08,640 Speaker 1: I just really didn't appreciate that. 4 00:00:09,160 --> 00:00:11,960 Speaker 2: We'll be on time for once. You fucking put me 5 00:00:12,000 --> 00:00:14,960 Speaker 2: all over social media. I said I was late. You 6 00:00:15,040 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 2: said I'll be there at ten. 7 00:00:17,040 --> 00:00:18,480 Speaker 1: I said ten to ten thirty. 8 00:00:18,920 --> 00:00:22,400 Speaker 2: That's what someone who That's what someone who is running 9 00:00:22,480 --> 00:00:23,160 Speaker 2: late would say. 10 00:00:23,600 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, well, your arrogance. 11 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,640 Speaker 2: You can't buy thirty minutes. 12 00:00:26,640 --> 00:00:28,720 Speaker 1: You called me and the first thing you said was, so, 13 00:00:28,800 --> 00:00:30,560 Speaker 1: how long's it going to be? How late? I am 14 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:33,760 Speaker 1: twenty minutes forty? What's it going to be? 15 00:00:33,800 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 2: And I was right? So what does that say? 16 00:00:36,320 --> 00:00:54,520 Speaker 1: Fuck you? Welcome back to two dating Dads. I'm Maddie Jay. 17 00:00:54,600 --> 00:00:57,840 Speaker 2: And I'm Ash who happens to be on time today? 18 00:01:00,360 --> 00:01:03,960 Speaker 2: It happens to be a massive, massive. 19 00:01:03,680 --> 00:01:05,520 Speaker 1: Can we say that in the podcast? 20 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,520 Speaker 2: You can't say that in the open, Okay. 21 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:09,720 Speaker 1: Well we'll keep it in there and I'll never say 22 00:01:09,720 --> 00:01:14,080 Speaker 1: it again. This is a podcast all about It's the good, 23 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:17,640 Speaker 1: the bad, and the relatable and as always, we will 24 00:01:17,640 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: not be giving you any type of advice. 25 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:23,840 Speaker 2: Well speak for yourself, mate, because I'm dishing it out left, right, 26 00:01:23,880 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 2: and center, God help us, or I'm changing it up. 27 00:01:27,440 --> 00:01:29,039 Speaker 2: I'm just going to give nothing. The advice on this 28 00:01:29,080 --> 00:01:33,320 Speaker 2: podcast shit advice like how to be on time. 29 00:01:36,200 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 1: Oh hang on, before I forget, we had the Father's 30 00:01:38,200 --> 00:01:40,520 Speaker 1: Day competition. I am stoked to announce that we have 31 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:48,240 Speaker 1: a winner and it is Britt. Congratulations, way well done 32 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,200 Speaker 1: to you and your hobby. He will now be receiving 33 00:01:50,200 --> 00:01:53,120 Speaker 1: a five hundred dollars out you from Lululemon, so I 34 00:01:53,160 --> 00:01:55,000 Speaker 1: hope that makes his father's say just a little bit 35 00:01:55,040 --> 00:01:55,880 Speaker 1: more special. 36 00:01:56,120 --> 00:02:00,800 Speaker 2: Congratulations, Thank you all for the entries and happy Father's Day, 37 00:02:01,080 --> 00:02:01,880 Speaker 2: well deserved. 38 00:02:02,400 --> 00:02:05,480 Speaker 1: Now this morning, I was a little bit late, you 39 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:07,280 Speaker 1: know what. I even there was a part of me 40 00:02:08,080 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 1: last night before I went to bed, I thought, could 41 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:15,320 Speaker 1: I could I get the kids ready, get them to daycare, 42 00:02:15,680 --> 00:02:19,640 Speaker 1: go for a little run, like half an hour run, 43 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 1: and then get to Ash's house, which, for people who 44 00:02:22,760 --> 00:02:25,400 Speaker 1: don't know, it's an hour drive for me to you 45 00:02:25,560 --> 00:02:28,840 Speaker 1: is an hour. I was fucking kidding myself. 46 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:31,160 Speaker 2: I do it just as March and I'm on time 47 00:02:31,240 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 2: every time. I'm irritating the early most of the time. 48 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:37,280 Speaker 1: I told you last record, I said, come at ten thirty. 49 00:02:37,280 --> 00:02:39,960 Speaker 2: What time I get there five fast. 50 00:02:40,760 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: Look, I've been battling with the kids. Ash, I'm going 51 00:02:44,520 --> 00:02:47,839 Speaker 1: to go into a story. But it's also it's very 52 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: timely because we got a question from a listener, which 53 00:02:50,680 --> 00:02:53,240 Speaker 1: normally we do the listener questions at the very end. 54 00:02:53,600 --> 00:02:55,160 Speaker 1: We will still do that. You've got to make an 55 00:02:55,200 --> 00:02:57,000 Speaker 1: exception a little cheeky sidebird. 56 00:02:57,280 --> 00:02:59,960 Speaker 2: That was the silent burn. 57 00:03:00,480 --> 00:03:04,760 Speaker 1: It was like this, people are going to be listening going, 58 00:03:04,840 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 1: is there a ghastleak at ashes house? 59 00:03:06,880 --> 00:03:08,760 Speaker 2: No, he's just one big gas leak. 60 00:03:10,080 --> 00:03:13,960 Speaker 1: So yeah, we will do listener listener questions, listener lessons. 61 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:17,840 Speaker 2: I was like, okay, a new segment, listener lessons. 62 00:03:18,040 --> 00:03:19,480 Speaker 1: We'll do it at the end of this one. 63 00:03:19,600 --> 00:03:21,560 Speaker 2: Special special cases. 64 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:24,720 Speaker 1: Yeah, special case okay, okay, let me just pull up 65 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:25,760 Speaker 1: the iPad. 66 00:03:25,960 --> 00:03:28,120 Speaker 2: I love the drawing on the back of that iPad. 67 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:30,720 Speaker 2: I've noticed this drawing on that chair there too. And 68 00:03:30,880 --> 00:03:34,600 Speaker 2: yesterday I found next to the chair upstairs on the 69 00:03:34,639 --> 00:03:38,240 Speaker 2: walls a little smiley faced man in text and I 70 00:03:38,280 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 2: was like the fuck. And April said to Oscar, like, 71 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:44,080 Speaker 2: when did you do that? It's like after Daddy yelled 72 00:03:44,120 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 2: at me, And I was like, that's a spiteful drawing. 73 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:55,120 Speaker 1: That'll fucking learn. Yeah, yeah, he's communicating through drawings. Okay, okay, 74 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,040 Speaker 1: let's go into the question. 75 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 2: So laid on me this one. 76 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,960 Speaker 1: This is from Amy and she asks, did your kids 77 00:04:03,280 --> 00:04:06,320 Speaker 1: ever go through a phase of screaming like they were 78 00:04:06,320 --> 00:04:09,680 Speaker 1: being murdered? If so, how did you overcome it? 79 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:11,680 Speaker 2: Block them out? 80 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:14,680 Speaker 1: I'm pretty good at that. 81 00:04:14,880 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 2: Look, Yes, they definitely go through phases of just screaming 82 00:04:18,839 --> 00:04:21,360 Speaker 2: for no reason. I'm just trying to think of how 83 00:04:21,400 --> 00:04:24,159 Speaker 2: I would have dealt it. I would have just screamed back. 84 00:04:24,839 --> 00:04:26,240 Speaker 1: We have, We've done that a few times. 85 00:04:26,279 --> 00:04:30,560 Speaker 2: But he's just like they're like, You're like I have 86 00:04:30,680 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: a few times gone. I can scream louder than you 87 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:35,520 Speaker 2: and that's usually good. 88 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,360 Speaker 1: And then USC's going, well, give me the text outing 89 00:04:40,440 --> 00:04:43,839 Speaker 1: to draw on the wall. You know, we mentioned last 90 00:04:43,880 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 1: episode Ash that Lola was six of the ear infection 91 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:52,680 Speaker 1: on Maggie Island, and she's still the doctor. When we 92 00:04:52,720 --> 00:04:54,800 Speaker 1: went to see them on the island, she wouldn't give 93 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:57,760 Speaker 1: us any antibiotics because she was like, no, it's not well. 94 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,839 Speaker 2: The kids around here, what they do? They just fucking 95 00:05:00,960 --> 00:05:01,799 Speaker 2: get on with it. 96 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,760 Speaker 1: And I was like, that makes sense. She was saying 97 00:05:04,800 --> 00:05:07,760 Speaker 1: that it's not severe enough to warrant antibiotics. 98 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:12,240 Speaker 2: And there's a lot of country doctor happening here where 99 00:05:12,240 --> 00:05:15,760 Speaker 2: they're like, yep, they probably saw a pig and a 100 00:05:15,800 --> 00:05:20,039 Speaker 2: goat before they And I was just like, it's not 101 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:21,560 Speaker 2: that severe, Get on with it, get there. 102 00:05:21,920 --> 00:05:23,279 Speaker 1: What's that teaspooner cement? 103 00:05:24,080 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: Smack over the head with the sticks, you'll get over it, 104 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:28,360 Speaker 2: even and up and whacking the other side of the head. 105 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,520 Speaker 1: So I didn't get the antibiotics. And this flu virus earache, 106 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:39,039 Speaker 1: it's lingered, it's lingered. And last night we almost went 107 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 1: to hospital. 108 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:43,760 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, another hospital visit for the Johnson's clogging 109 00:05:43,880 --> 00:05:44,680 Speaker 2: up the system. 110 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:48,120 Speaker 1: Hey, hey, my mum told me a story of her 111 00:05:48,240 --> 00:05:51,440 Speaker 1: sister had an earache when they were younger, and it 112 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:55,479 Speaker 1: was ignored by the parents. Her ear drum burst, burst 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:05:58,520 Speaker 1: deaf in one ear. So that's the thought in the 114 00:05:58,520 --> 00:05:59,960 Speaker 1: back of my head because Lola is there. 115 00:06:00,040 --> 00:06:01,280 Speaker 2: I thought you were going to be like she died. 116 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:02,839 Speaker 2: I thought there was going to be like a decent 117 00:06:02,960 --> 00:06:06,200 Speaker 2: end to that story. She's deafinite one, she's got two ears, 118 00:06:06,360 --> 00:06:06,920 Speaker 2: she'd be fine. 119 00:06:06,920 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 1: What doesn't work? Why does it work? Yeah? 120 00:06:09,000 --> 00:06:11,320 Speaker 2: But one does, Yeah, but stopped looking at the cup 121 00:06:11,360 --> 00:06:12,839 Speaker 2: half empty and look at half full. 122 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,800 Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to be responsible for making like. 123 00:06:16,160 --> 00:06:19,840 Speaker 2: Agree, I agree. I thought that story was going to 124 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:21,840 Speaker 2: be like a really terminal finish. 125 00:06:22,400 --> 00:06:23,239 Speaker 1: It still ignored. 126 00:06:23,279 --> 00:06:26,960 Speaker 2: It turns out it was ear cancer. Now she's dead. No, 127 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,080 Speaker 2: that's still stage four. 128 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:31,360 Speaker 1: It's your definite want ear. That's pretty severe. That's a 129 00:06:31,440 --> 00:06:36,800 Speaker 1: that's a lifelong it's just an ailment, exactly one of 130 00:06:36,800 --> 00:06:37,640 Speaker 1: your major senses. 131 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:40,560 Speaker 2: Okay, yes, hospital again for the Johnson. 132 00:06:40,640 --> 00:06:42,680 Speaker 1: So when Lola was sick and we were away and 133 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: she was waking up the middle of the night, the 134 00:06:44,680 --> 00:06:46,560 Speaker 1: easiest way to get her back to sleep and to 135 00:06:46,600 --> 00:06:49,400 Speaker 1: comfort her, just give her like something to make it 136 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 1: less painful, was give her a bottle of milk, which 137 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:56,400 Speaker 1: we had stopped doing. Yeah, why like it just she 138 00:06:56,600 --> 00:06:57,800 Speaker 1: just like it's crack for her. 139 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,120 Speaker 2: It's like she loves that. 140 00:06:59,200 --> 00:07:01,599 Speaker 1: She fucking loves the milk. 141 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:02,520 Speaker 2: The bones too. 142 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:05,640 Speaker 1: Yeah, good councium. So for three or four nights whilst 143 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:07,920 Speaker 1: we're away, we've been giving her a bottle every single 144 00:07:08,040 --> 00:07:10,000 Speaker 1: night when she would wake up. And then the fucking 145 00:07:10,080 --> 00:07:13,880 Speaker 1: issue is she's in this routine now of like she 146 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:15,920 Speaker 1: wants the bottle. She's had a taste of that crack 147 00:07:16,040 --> 00:07:16,840 Speaker 1: she's on the pipe. 148 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:22,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, there's a method, where's the light up? 149 00:07:23,760 --> 00:07:28,400 Speaker 1: And last night she woke up maybe like eleven o'clock screaming, 150 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:32,720 Speaker 1: fucking screaming, like she was being murdered, and she was 151 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:36,640 Speaker 1: just like nothing could console her, not me, not Laura. Me, 152 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:40,400 Speaker 1: and Laura like, it's the earache, let's take it to hospital. 153 00:07:40,960 --> 00:07:43,560 Speaker 1: I was literally about to start packing my backpack to 154 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:48,520 Speaker 1: take it to hospital. Eleven o'clock at night. That's the worst, awful. 155 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:51,680 Speaker 1: And then we thought, hang, let's just let's just give 156 00:07:51,680 --> 00:07:54,200 Speaker 1: her a bottle of milk and see if that stops her. 157 00:07:54,520 --> 00:07:56,640 Speaker 1: And so we gave her the bottle of milk, like 158 00:07:56,760 --> 00:07:58,520 Speaker 1: within a milliseconds, she was like. 159 00:07:58,520 --> 00:08:02,480 Speaker 2: Cheers, Oh she's on here, She's onto it. 160 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,640 Speaker 1: But these tantrums. Now, this morning we thought that's the 161 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,200 Speaker 1: end of it. That's fine. This morning we had another tantrum. 162 00:08:09,320 --> 00:08:13,280 Speaker 1: Ash okay, and I met my wits end. 163 00:08:14,040 --> 00:08:16,080 Speaker 2: Did you give her a bottle of milk this morning? 164 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:16,880 Speaker 1: Yeah? 165 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,680 Speaker 2: I did, and it shut her up again. So she's 166 00:08:19,720 --> 00:08:20,960 Speaker 2: only give her a bottle of warm. 167 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:22,120 Speaker 1: This one didn't work. 168 00:08:22,160 --> 00:08:25,120 Speaker 2: The bottle. She's just so so she's just decided to 169 00:08:25,120 --> 00:08:27,240 Speaker 2: start screaming for no, is she in pain at all? 170 00:08:27,400 --> 00:08:29,360 Speaker 1: No? I don't think so. I don't think so. 171 00:08:29,440 --> 00:08:30,360 Speaker 2: But I'm not a doctor. 172 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: Every everything, it sounds like you're going towards the diagnosis. 173 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:38,520 Speaker 2: No what, she just hates you. Let me we're already. 174 00:08:38,640 --> 00:08:39,320 Speaker 2: She does hate you. 175 00:08:39,360 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 1: I know she does hate me. Let me show you 176 00:08:40,960 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 1: a video of Lola of how she was this morning. 177 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:46,760 Speaker 2: Okay, is this after you've tried everything, and she just and. 178 00:08:46,800 --> 00:08:49,480 Speaker 1: Just for any non parents out there who may be going. 179 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,520 Speaker 2: Well, everyone films their kids having a meltdown. 180 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:52,080 Speaker 1: This was. 181 00:08:52,480 --> 00:08:53,360 Speaker 2: I've got a folder. 182 00:08:53,559 --> 00:08:53,959 Speaker 1: This was. 183 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,199 Speaker 2: Because like sometimes you just can't. They just won't snap 184 00:08:58,240 --> 00:09:00,600 Speaker 2: out of it, and you're like you need to be 185 00:09:00,640 --> 00:09:02,600 Speaker 2: able to have video evidence so you can show them 186 00:09:02,640 --> 00:09:04,320 Speaker 2: back and go, this is what you did to me. 187 00:09:06,200 --> 00:09:08,280 Speaker 2: So yeah, for just to like, the people that aren't 188 00:09:08,280 --> 00:09:09,640 Speaker 2: fine with it, can fuck yourself. 189 00:09:10,040 --> 00:09:14,280 Speaker 1: Yeah. To give context, she had had some breakfast, she slept, 190 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:19,720 Speaker 1: she was like, the room temperature was beautiful, exactly, she 191 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:21,319 Speaker 1: was fine, like it's nothing wrong with it. 192 00:09:21,440 --> 00:09:24,319 Speaker 2: She just wanted to Yeah, oh my god, before I 193 00:09:24,360 --> 00:09:42,800 Speaker 2: even prayers play, I can see the phase. She even 194 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:46,720 Speaker 2: looked to see if you were paying attention before she 195 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 2: went had another crack at her. 196 00:09:49,679 --> 00:09:49,839 Speaker 1: Look. 197 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:53,960 Speaker 2: She's like realized that no one that you stopped paying 198 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:57,520 Speaker 2: attention to her. And she's like, Okay, I'm completely fine 199 00:09:57,559 --> 00:09:59,240 Speaker 2: that you are still paying atten. 200 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:05,680 Speaker 1: So that's what I have to deal with this morning 201 00:10:07,120 --> 00:10:11,520 Speaker 1: on Wednesdays, Laura is out the door at like seven fifteen. 202 00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:14,120 Speaker 1: She's got a massive day of work. I'm there with 203 00:10:14,200 --> 00:10:17,160 Speaker 1: the kids. It took me just to give you some 204 00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,440 Speaker 1: idea of like why I was late. I was dealing 205 00:10:19,480 --> 00:10:22,000 Speaker 1: with that for two fucking hours. 206 00:10:22,120 --> 00:10:24,120 Speaker 2: I'm sorry that I've made that phone call that and. 207 00:10:24,080 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: Then I call you. The attitude you give me is 208 00:10:30,200 --> 00:10:32,920 Speaker 1: I'm not fucking eating. And also, to make matters worse, 209 00:10:33,679 --> 00:10:34,960 Speaker 1: it's fucking book week. 210 00:10:35,360 --> 00:10:37,959 Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, as well painful. 211 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:40,240 Speaker 1: And so I'm dealing with that. And then Marley's the 212 00:10:40,400 --> 00:10:42,360 Speaker 1: going why am I not dressing up? And I'm because 213 00:10:42,360 --> 00:10:45,160 Speaker 1: I've got nothing left, Like am I the only daycare 214 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:47,440 Speaker 1: that's doing book week? And not just book days? 215 00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:51,520 Speaker 2: It's book week? I know. Like thankfully Oscar goes to 216 00:10:51,559 --> 00:10:54,679 Speaker 2: two different kindis so the first two days, then he 217 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,320 Speaker 2: goes to two days is another one. So we just 218 00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:59,599 Speaker 2: rewaar which is fun because it's two different kindies and 219 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,000 Speaker 2: he only goes two days. So yesterday she went as 220 00:11:02,040 --> 00:11:04,440 Speaker 2: the yellow Wiggle, which I actually want to show that 221 00:11:04,520 --> 00:11:06,920 Speaker 2: because it's pretty cute. She got red hair, like the 222 00:11:07,280 --> 00:11:08,640 Speaker 2: like Emma used to have. 223 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,120 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. 224 00:11:13,600 --> 00:11:15,439 Speaker 2: Yesterday we put it on it. She was just like 225 00:11:15,760 --> 00:11:19,200 Speaker 2: she knew she loved it. But she went his mini 226 00:11:19,200 --> 00:11:19,800 Speaker 2: mouse today. 227 00:11:20,640 --> 00:11:21,760 Speaker 1: That is gorgeous. 228 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:22,640 Speaker 2: Bata heah. 229 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:25,839 Speaker 1: Look, did Oscar ever have those periods where he would just. 230 00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:29,400 Speaker 2: He's still having them? So this morning, okay, we get 231 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:32,360 Speaker 2: what's April gets home from, say six thirty. He's still 232 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:37,360 Speaker 2: in my bed on his phone, Yes, his phone anyway, 233 00:11:37,679 --> 00:11:41,040 Speaker 2: just just keep him quiet, all right. He's four. And 234 00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:43,920 Speaker 2: I turned the light on. Melt down because I've turned 235 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:47,440 Speaker 2: the light on. Turn the light off. Melt down because 236 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,520 Speaker 2: I've turned the light off. I can't win, like for 237 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:53,199 Speaker 2: Fox's sake. And I was like, so I turned the 238 00:11:53,280 --> 00:11:54,920 Speaker 2: light on. I got changed. 239 00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:55,800 Speaker 1: You need to get a dimmer. 240 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,720 Speaker 2: I'm going to cry poor again. We're too for dimmers 241 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,520 Speaker 2: in this hour. I turned the light on to get 242 00:12:05,600 --> 00:12:08,120 Speaker 2: dressed so I could be ready because I wanted to 243 00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,600 Speaker 2: go for a round myself, to get back to take 244 00:12:10,679 --> 00:12:13,800 Speaker 2: get rid of the kids to KINDI as quickly as 245 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:16,840 Speaker 2: early as possible, So turn light on. I get dressed. 246 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,880 Speaker 2: He's having a meltdown while I'm getting dressed. I'm just 247 00:12:18,920 --> 00:12:21,960 Speaker 2: ignoring him at this point because mate, it's six thirty 248 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,480 Speaker 2: in the morning. Fucking get over it. But I was like, 249 00:12:24,520 --> 00:12:26,680 Speaker 2: to keep my mouth shut. He'll get over it. Turn 250 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,760 Speaker 2: the light off. And I've walked down the stairs and 251 00:12:28,760 --> 00:12:31,079 Speaker 2: I heard him have a fucking meltdown about turn the 252 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:34,200 Speaker 2: light off. I was like, which one is it? Man on? 253 00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:36,559 Speaker 2: Or do you want off? And he just wanted to 254 00:12:36,600 --> 00:12:38,200 Speaker 2: have a fucking winge about it. And I was like, 255 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:41,680 Speaker 2: so I'm down here in the kitchen and I just 256 00:12:41,760 --> 00:12:48,040 Speaker 2: yelled out, get over it. Bro dealt with He's got 257 00:12:48,120 --> 00:12:51,160 Speaker 2: over it eventually, but like, seriously has to. 258 00:12:51,440 --> 00:12:52,840 Speaker 1: I don't know if it's the same for you. But 259 00:12:52,960 --> 00:12:55,400 Speaker 1: because Marley used to have these meltdowns around the same age, 260 00:12:55,400 --> 00:12:57,840 Speaker 1: around two stupidly as well, Laura and I kind of 261 00:12:58,160 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 1: the other night said, Lola's never there's meltdowns that Marley 262 00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:04,240 Speaker 1: had and here we fucking are. Yeah, but you just 263 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,520 Speaker 1: got to let it run its course. 264 00:13:05,800 --> 00:13:07,960 Speaker 2: And a little bit like that. Yeah, we just like 265 00:13:08,000 --> 00:13:10,840 Speaker 2: this morning, just ignore them if you've tried. If it's 266 00:13:10,880 --> 00:13:14,080 Speaker 2: over nothing, then yeah, ignore it. But if if it's 267 00:13:14,120 --> 00:13:17,200 Speaker 2: a serious issue like this again this morning, Macy, she's 268 00:13:17,240 --> 00:13:19,520 Speaker 2: not quite as old as low as she's not too yet. 269 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,080 Speaker 2: I come down and she's the dishwashers open and she's 270 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,080 Speaker 2: in the dishwasher, essentially going like rocking up against the 271 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:30,160 Speaker 2: fucking baskets in the dishwasher. And I was like, get down, 272 00:13:30,600 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 2: and she just melt down like you were doing the 273 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,400 Speaker 2: wrong thing, like and then a meltdown and it's like, 274 00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:40,640 Speaker 2: why is she in the fucking dishwasher? Anyway? Yesterday she's 275 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,000 Speaker 2: up on the table this table. I was like, why 276 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,200 Speaker 2: is she keep getting on the table? Then, yes, last 277 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:47,400 Speaker 2: night April thought it'd be cute to put her on 278 00:13:47,480 --> 00:13:49,719 Speaker 2: the table and I was like, ah, what do you 279 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:51,679 Speaker 2: mean after a photo. No, she was just holding her 280 00:13:51,679 --> 00:13:54,000 Speaker 2: and she put her on the table while she was cuddling, 281 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,800 Speaker 2: and I was like, that's why she thinks it's okay 282 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:57,360 Speaker 2: for it to be on the table. The other day, 283 00:13:57,360 --> 00:14:00,679 Speaker 2: she's walking across the kitchen bench and then I also 284 00:14:00,720 --> 00:14:04,200 Speaker 2: saw walking across walking her across the kitchen bench, like 285 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:08,840 Speaker 2: it's cute. But the answer your question, the initial question, 286 00:14:09,040 --> 00:14:10,680 Speaker 2: is just ignore them. 287 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:12,760 Speaker 1: There's nothing else you can do, nothing you can. 288 00:14:12,679 --> 00:14:15,880 Speaker 2: Do unless they're in some serious physical pain or danger. 289 00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,760 Speaker 1: So this morning on the scale of like one to 290 00:14:18,880 --> 00:14:21,520 Speaker 1: ten of like the murderous screams, and I'd say this 291 00:14:21,560 --> 00:14:23,080 Speaker 1: morning was about like. 292 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:24,960 Speaker 2: A six or seven murderer's scream. 293 00:14:25,560 --> 00:14:28,240 Speaker 1: Last night that was the one I showed you when 294 00:14:28,240 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 1: she was in the bath, that was like a nine. 295 00:14:32,680 --> 00:14:35,160 Speaker 2: You did show me and she was like same thing, 296 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:39,600 Speaker 2: like the dogsy is just perked up. 297 00:14:39,600 --> 00:14:43,800 Speaker 1: Then I thought my neighbor was going to knock on 298 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:46,120 Speaker 1: the door and be like, is someone being attacked here? Like, 299 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,400 Speaker 1: because you're like, do I need to call family services? 300 00:14:48,560 --> 00:14:51,000 Speaker 2: You've actually jogged my memory a little bit of something 301 00:14:51,040 --> 00:14:56,720 Speaker 2: that my mum told me when I was How old 302 00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,160 Speaker 2: was I in that house? I would be similar somewhere 303 00:14:59,160 --> 00:15:04,600 Speaker 2: between two and four. And I was a screamer so 304 00:15:04,800 --> 00:15:07,120 Speaker 2: much so we were in a house at that say, 305 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,640 Speaker 2: it's not a unit like a house so much so 306 00:15:09,800 --> 00:15:12,720 Speaker 2: the police used to come because the neighbors thought my 307 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,000 Speaker 2: parents were abusing me. 308 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:14,680 Speaker 1: You're fuck. 309 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:19,880 Speaker 2: They would show up at Mom's like, oh, just come 310 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,320 Speaker 2: and get it and taken because I am. Even my sister, 311 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:24,520 Speaker 2: who was a bit older than me, was like, I remember, 312 00:15:25,080 --> 00:15:28,360 Speaker 2: you would just we would put you in the cot 313 00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:30,840 Speaker 2: because you would not stop screaming. I can't believe this. 314 00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:34,440 Speaker 2: I've just remembered this. I'm sorry. I could have made 315 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,120 Speaker 2: you feel a bit better. Now. I try to make 316 00:15:36,160 --> 00:15:37,080 Speaker 2: you feel a bit better and. 317 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 1: You turned out okay. 318 00:15:41,560 --> 00:15:45,160 Speaker 2: Really, I don't know. And I always had such a 319 00:15:45,200 --> 00:15:47,400 Speaker 2: deep voice like this. I had this voice as a 320 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:54,040 Speaker 2: child because I had screamed so much. She tells this 321 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:58,040 Speaker 2: story better because she obviously remembers it traumatized that I've 322 00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:01,320 Speaker 2: had quite a deep voice even as a child. I 323 00:16:01,360 --> 00:16:03,960 Speaker 2: was never like Oscar's like, Hi, you know, little dainty 324 00:16:04,040 --> 00:16:11,000 Speaker 2: little ship. I was quite like because I would scream 325 00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:15,080 Speaker 2: and scream and scream and scream, and the neighbors would 326 00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:18,840 Speaker 2: write letters and call the police. They moved out eventually. 327 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,760 Speaker 1: Write letters to say, what shut. 328 00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,760 Speaker 2: Your fucking kid up or stop beating your kid up. 329 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,160 Speaker 2: I don't know, like, I'm fine. I was never abused 330 00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:28,200 Speaker 2: as a child, let's set this record straight. But the 331 00:16:28,360 --> 00:16:31,440 Speaker 2: neighbors would call the police, and so you've got it easy. 332 00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:32,080 Speaker 2: My friend. 333 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,000 Speaker 1: I can't believe that the police would knock on the 334 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 1: door yeah and say can we We've just got do 335 00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:42,080 Speaker 1: a welfare check. And then they come in and look 336 00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:42,400 Speaker 1: at you and. 337 00:16:44,120 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 2: In the cockgown you staring it. I'd be like, I's like, 338 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,320 Speaker 2: this is what I'm dealing with. 339 00:16:51,440 --> 00:16:52,080 Speaker 1: Can you take him? 340 00:16:52,160 --> 00:16:53,640 Speaker 2: Can you take him with you? Please? 341 00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:56,960 Speaker 1: Little ship? 342 00:16:57,280 --> 00:17:00,280 Speaker 2: I know, I wasn't planning on telling that story. My 343 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:03,120 Speaker 2: mum was quite like me where I'd be like, fight 344 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:05,879 Speaker 2: fire with fire a little bit, be like shut up, 345 00:17:06,720 --> 00:17:09,679 Speaker 2: shut a fun up, and sometimes you've got to do that. 346 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:12,280 Speaker 2: But like I've come to the point where it's just 347 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:16,240 Speaker 2: like you just the best off ignoring. And thankfully both 348 00:17:16,280 --> 00:17:18,479 Speaker 2: my kids aren't like that, where they'll just look at 349 00:17:18,480 --> 00:17:21,000 Speaker 2: me and wait to see that I'm not paying them 350 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:24,480 Speaker 2: attention and scream louder. They'll just have a meltdown, which 351 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:25,320 Speaker 2: is fairly normal. 352 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:29,040 Speaker 1: I feel like the murderers screams needs to be more 353 00:17:29,119 --> 00:17:30,800 Speaker 1: documented on social media. 354 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:33,840 Speaker 2: Yeah, I feel like people like, send us your murderer's screams, 355 00:17:33,920 --> 00:17:34,560 Speaker 2: Yeah please? 356 00:17:34,720 --> 00:17:37,760 Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I mean I also appreciate that it's quite 357 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:39,760 Speaker 1: triggering for a lot of parents to hear a young 358 00:17:39,840 --> 00:17:40,560 Speaker 1: child screaming. 359 00:17:40,760 --> 00:17:44,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, but hey, there's a difference between a scream and 360 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,640 Speaker 2: a cry. I think I cry because something like if 361 00:17:48,640 --> 00:17:51,680 Speaker 2: Oscar gets his finger stuck in the door warrants the meltdown, 362 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 2: it's a different and you're not different. 363 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:56,080 Speaker 1: You're not going to fielm that or maybe maybe you 364 00:17:56,160 --> 00:17:57,040 Speaker 1: are rash. 365 00:17:56,880 --> 00:17:59,280 Speaker 2: No, no, no no. But if they're having a fucking 366 00:17:59,359 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 2: winge for thing, I wish sometimes if I could just 367 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:05,800 Speaker 2: do that, I could just be out me Like when 368 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:09,160 Speaker 2: I dropped the bag, the shopping bag, the shopping bag, 369 00:18:09,760 --> 00:18:14,320 Speaker 2: let's be specific, when I dropped the paper bag, well 370 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:16,800 Speaker 2: it fell out. I wish I could have just sat 371 00:18:16,880 --> 00:18:23,840 Speaker 2: in the middle of the shopping center and gone, wait 372 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,680 Speaker 2: to see if anyone's looking, and if no one's paying 373 00:18:26,680 --> 00:18:28,760 Speaker 2: attention to me, keep going. 374 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: Just screw until the police are called. Once again, we 375 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:36,840 Speaker 1: know this kid, it's just Ashwicks. 376 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,000 Speaker 2: So like here he is now, you've got more facial 377 00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:41,359 Speaker 2: hair than you did as a four year old, still 378 00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:45,160 Speaker 2: sound the same. So I don't know best of luck 379 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,000 Speaker 2: to you, but I know what's going to happen now. 380 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:50,320 Speaker 2: My kids will start fucking hopefully go through it. 381 00:18:50,400 --> 00:18:53,879 Speaker 1: Hopefully. I can't remember how it lasted for with Marley. 382 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:56,879 Speaker 1: I think it was only like a short period. When 383 00:18:56,920 --> 00:19:00,840 Speaker 1: I drop off a daycare, they're fucking turd. So if 384 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:05,320 Speaker 1: they're fine, and like the daycare teachers are this morning, 385 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:07,320 Speaker 1: what do you got? What do you got? 386 00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:12,199 Speaker 2: Just a classic daycare thing when you drop them off 387 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:14,280 Speaker 2: and they're having an absolute melt And honestly, I can't 388 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:15,760 Speaker 2: get out of there quick enough because I'm like, this 389 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:17,719 Speaker 2: is your fucking problem now I'm paying you to do 390 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:18,200 Speaker 2: in mine. 391 00:19:18,240 --> 00:19:21,440 Speaker 1: Of the opposite, I dropped Lola off and she's like smiles, 392 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:22,400 Speaker 1: he's happy. 393 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:25,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, look I got fifty to fifty with us. I'll 394 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:27,600 Speaker 2: get home and ill be like, how was it. How 395 00:19:27,680 --> 00:19:31,240 Speaker 2: they go, I'm like it's either yeah fine or I 396 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:33,199 Speaker 2: was got to melt down. And she's like, oh, I 397 00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,680 Speaker 2: better call them so if he's okay, And then they're like, yeah, 398 00:19:36,840 --> 00:19:39,720 Speaker 2: no fine. Once you left, they're fine. They're different kids there. 399 00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,439 Speaker 2: But I was there the other day and another kid 400 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:45,320 Speaker 2: was melting down. That's not my kid, and it was 401 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:49,680 Speaker 2: like holy shit, and the parents are just like, I've 402 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:51,320 Speaker 2: got to go to work. I've got to go to 403 00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:53,760 Speaker 2: work to pay the bills, to feed you, to send 404 00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:58,639 Speaker 2: you here to you know whatever, and like that's fair, 405 00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:03,080 Speaker 2: off you go. This kid was just like when I 406 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,399 Speaker 2: was leaving, the kid was calling out to me as 407 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,800 Speaker 2: if I'm daddy, and I was like, fuck off, I 408 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 2: got another of them. 409 00:20:12,600 --> 00:20:16,240 Speaker 1: It's like, try to hold it. Was already running away 410 00:20:16,240 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 1: from my own, fucking touch me. 411 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:20,000 Speaker 2: I was already running away from my own. I don't 412 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,520 Speaker 2: need to run away from someone else's. But yeah, you 413 00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,880 Speaker 2: know what, I'm just going to say it. They're turds, 414 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:29,679 Speaker 2: and that's okay to call you get a turd. It 415 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,160 Speaker 2: makes you feel better, makes me feel better. I think 416 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,640 Speaker 2: it was I don't love them any less. 417 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:35,280 Speaker 1: I think it was Amy who said that question. 418 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,879 Speaker 2: Thank you, Amy, your kids are turd. 419 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:43,119 Speaker 1: It was Amy hanging there. Just know that you're not alone, and. 420 00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:44,440 Speaker 2: Your kids are herd and your kid. 421 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:47,040 Speaker 1: Is a turd. We have some sad news. 422 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:49,199 Speaker 2: We do have some really sad news. 423 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:51,080 Speaker 1: I don't know if anyone's going to give a shit, 424 00:20:51,119 --> 00:20:51,560 Speaker 1: really no. 425 00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:55,520 Speaker 2: So today my favorite segment lies, We're going to hang 426 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:59,399 Speaker 2: the boots up, not forever, just for a little rest, 427 00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:03,200 Speaker 2: just for it's honestly become hearing the song gets stuck 428 00:21:03,240 --> 00:21:04,280 Speaker 2: in my head for the rest of them. 429 00:21:04,600 --> 00:21:08,080 Speaker 1: Someone fucking wrote in and said I had this song 430 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: stuck in my head? Did you see the comment? I 431 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:14,000 Speaker 1: love that And it was only when. 432 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:18,640 Speaker 2: We should do a final parody of it somewhere because 433 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:19,480 Speaker 2: it's not the end. 434 00:21:19,960 --> 00:21:21,879 Speaker 1: No, no, it was just you come back. But the 435 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:24,840 Speaker 1: good news is good news is we are replacing it 436 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:26,360 Speaker 1: with a new segment. 437 00:21:26,359 --> 00:21:32,480 Speaker 2: Called drum Roll Budget Smuggler's Most Ordinary Parent Okay, which 438 00:21:32,520 --> 00:21:36,440 Speaker 2: is great because it coincides with their Most Ordinary Rig competition. 439 00:21:36,240 --> 00:21:38,639 Speaker 1: People may be familiar with, which may be familiar with, 440 00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:41,520 Speaker 1: I would say in terms of competitions within Australia. 441 00:21:42,320 --> 00:21:43,880 Speaker 2: But it's the most achievable. 442 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,360 Speaker 1: It's it's on par with the Olympics. 443 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,760 Speaker 2: If you're a fat shit usually you're going to do well. 444 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,840 Speaker 1: State of origin is up there, I've entered, have you well? 445 00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:55,240 Speaker 2: I'm looking a bit tubby at the moment. 446 00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:58,400 Speaker 1: Some would say you're not you know you are you fishing. 447 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:01,440 Speaker 2: For a compliment, But yeah, so it's Bud just the 448 00:22:01,560 --> 00:22:03,440 Speaker 2: most ordinary parent parent parent. 449 00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:07,199 Speaker 1: So we would like people to submit any examples of 450 00:22:07,280 --> 00:22:10,879 Speaker 1: how they have been ordinary, been ordinary, and what we 451 00:22:10,960 --> 00:22:14,199 Speaker 1: mean by that is like you cut corners and are 452 00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:15,680 Speaker 1: really clever. 453 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,600 Speaker 2: Shit parents in our own way well said, But how 454 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:21,719 Speaker 2: do you cut it? How do you personally cut the corner? 455 00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:23,560 Speaker 2: What have you done where you've at the end of 456 00:22:23,600 --> 00:22:25,800 Speaker 2: the day gone That was pretty fucking ordinary of me, 457 00:22:25,960 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 2: but also been like got the job done. Love it. 458 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,600 Speaker 1: Love that an example, just quickly, an example of that. 459 00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,000 Speaker 1: We've spoken about it many times. But when you get 460 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:35,679 Speaker 1: the early flight, like we're talking like a six or 461 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,760 Speaker 1: seven am flight and you just have to get the 462 00:22:37,840 --> 00:22:40,280 Speaker 1: kids to the airport, they don't get changed, put the 463 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,879 Speaker 1: shoes on when they're still wearing their pajamas, that's an 464 00:22:42,920 --> 00:22:46,160 Speaker 1: example of great being ordinary parenting. 465 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,520 Speaker 2: Or you know when you've got to pack a lunch 466 00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:52,600 Speaker 2: for them and you think last night's dinner, chuck it 467 00:22:52,640 --> 00:22:55,040 Speaker 2: in there, something like that, that's great. Anything like that. 468 00:22:55,240 --> 00:22:56,960 Speaker 2: Or it's kind of like you get the phone call 469 00:22:57,000 --> 00:22:59,480 Speaker 2: from kindy Beku and you see it, you ignore it 470 00:22:59,600 --> 00:23:01,240 Speaker 2: because you know I'm going to have to go pick 471 00:23:01,240 --> 00:23:03,760 Speaker 2: my kid up early, so you just ignore it and 472 00:23:03,800 --> 00:23:07,080 Speaker 2: then just see what happens therese are prime yeah, prime example. 473 00:23:07,200 --> 00:23:09,840 Speaker 1: So if you have or even if it's not been 474 00:23:09,880 --> 00:23:12,760 Speaker 1: done by you, but someone you know, you can dub them. 475 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,440 Speaker 2: In, dub them in. Oh like that. 476 00:23:14,560 --> 00:23:17,560 Speaker 1: The great thing is you're going to get something in return. 477 00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,720 Speaker 1: Budgie are coming to the table with some great vouchers. 478 00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:21,520 Speaker 1: Is it two hundred bucks? 479 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,119 Speaker 2: It's two hundred bucks for every segment, So we're going 480 00:23:25,160 --> 00:23:26,760 Speaker 2: to it's going to be ten segments of the back 481 00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:28,840 Speaker 2: end of this year. We're going to have an email 482 00:23:28,920 --> 00:23:33,720 Speaker 2: in our bio, very very specific. Don't DMS. You can 483 00:23:33,760 --> 00:23:36,679 Speaker 2: if you want to check it. Well, yeah, madam, check it. 484 00:23:36,840 --> 00:23:37,760 Speaker 2: I'll check the email. 485 00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,600 Speaker 1: You be on email patrol, I'll be in the DM 486 00:23:39,640 --> 00:23:39,919 Speaker 1: al right. 487 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,600 Speaker 2: So nothing's going to get done. There's going to be 488 00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:46,000 Speaker 2: an email in our bio by the time this episode 489 00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,720 Speaker 2: goes out. But yes, two hundred bucks every week, I 490 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:51,240 Speaker 2: think in the two hundred dollars is one hundred and 491 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,840 Speaker 2: twenty dollars worth of whatever you want from Budget Smuggler. 492 00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:55,920 Speaker 2: And then they're going to be gifting you eighty dollars 493 00:23:55,920 --> 00:23:58,080 Speaker 2: worth of stuff on top of that. Love that, which 494 00:23:58,119 --> 00:23:58,800 Speaker 2: is great. 495 00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:02,320 Speaker 1: And perfect timing because now winter can fuck right up. 496 00:24:02,359 --> 00:24:05,840 Speaker 2: Oh yes, time for something. That's why I've been wearing 497 00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,520 Speaker 2: shorts the last couple of records to shut off the 498 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:12,480 Speaker 2: pins great car pistons. But because I'm trying to clump 499 00:24:12,520 --> 00:24:16,440 Speaker 2: tize my legs, and I'm desperate, desperate for winter to 500 00:24:16,480 --> 00:24:22,120 Speaker 2: be over because it's quite frankly fucking sacks. So from 501 00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:26,760 Speaker 2: next week, but for now, let's go into last Tell me, lad, 502 00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:32,520 Speaker 2: tell me? 503 00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:36,439 Speaker 1: Can I go first? Okay, here we go. This one. 504 00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,439 Speaker 1: It's quite a sweet lie. I think some of the 505 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:42,000 Speaker 1: lies that we've had are like waterline. 506 00:24:41,800 --> 00:24:45,200 Speaker 2: Psychotic, very creative is my favorite. 507 00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:48,960 Speaker 1: May have some impacting long term damage, who knows, but 508 00:24:49,080 --> 00:24:51,760 Speaker 1: this one is a very nice lie. Ash and I thought, 509 00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: what a nice one to end on a sweet line. 510 00:24:54,560 --> 00:24:56,680 Speaker 1: Not forever, if you were better, it is coming back. 511 00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:59,440 Speaker 1: So this one was submitted by Rachel Love a little 512 00:24:59,440 --> 00:25:00,000 Speaker 1: photo there. 513 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:01,280 Speaker 2: She has not creeping. 514 00:25:02,080 --> 00:25:04,800 Speaker 1: I'm just admiring a listener and saying thank you very much. 515 00:25:05,560 --> 00:25:11,959 Speaker 2: That's very hot day. 516 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:14,520 Speaker 1: It doesn't need to because I just want to say 517 00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:17,600 Speaker 1: thank you for the submission. Anyway, she says, she said 518 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:20,200 Speaker 1: to a meme, so she hasn't actually like, oh, she's 519 00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:22,320 Speaker 1: not using this, but she said this is like an 520 00:25:22,320 --> 00:25:24,960 Speaker 1: example of one and the memes. My toddler was scared 521 00:25:25,480 --> 00:25:28,960 Speaker 1: of the thunderstorm tonight, so I told him it was 522 00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,840 Speaker 1: just the sky farting. Now he giggles when he hears it. 523 00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:33,960 Speaker 2: That's good. 524 00:25:34,040 --> 00:25:35,720 Speaker 1: Sometimes all you need is a rebrand. 525 00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:39,520 Speaker 2: Sometimes, yes, very clever because at the moment, like you 526 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,280 Speaker 2: don't have boys. There's not a lot of pooh talk 527 00:25:41,320 --> 00:25:41,800 Speaker 2: in your house. 528 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,639 Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, the girls love Marley's like oh 529 00:25:44,760 --> 00:25:47,879 Speaker 1: bum bum wee wee farts. I'm hungry all of that 530 00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:48,760 Speaker 1: chart because I. 531 00:25:48,760 --> 00:25:51,080 Speaker 2: Always get Oscar out of his slump with like a 532 00:25:51,119 --> 00:25:53,359 Speaker 2: piece of poo head or poopa hit but or like 533 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:55,800 Speaker 2: a farty or a farty noise gets in. 534 00:25:55,960 --> 00:25:56,840 Speaker 1: I love it. 535 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,360 Speaker 2: Like he was like trying to like get in amongst 536 00:25:59,400 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 2: my leg like and like trip me over, and I 537 00:26:01,720 --> 00:26:03,160 Speaker 2: was just like grabbing his head and go. 538 00:26:03,640 --> 00:26:06,640 Speaker 1: A fake fat or yeah, giving him pink eye. 539 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:10,960 Speaker 2: Well, love it, love it. 540 00:26:10,960 --> 00:26:12,720 Speaker 1: It's like top shelf humor for a Todd line. 541 00:26:12,760 --> 00:26:13,960 Speaker 2: That's a good that's a good lie. 542 00:26:14,080 --> 00:26:16,000 Speaker 1: You'll like My Life on your phone. 543 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 2: My Life is a video that was sent to us 544 00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:21,200 Speaker 2: a number of times. My goad, I've had this. 545 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,560 Speaker 1: I want to say, I know which one you're talking about, 546 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:25,720 Speaker 1: probably about ten times so far. 547 00:26:26,000 --> 00:26:28,359 Speaker 2: Yeah, I sent a number of times to the DM, 548 00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,840 Speaker 2: So thank you for sending that through. So Matthew, it's 549 00:26:30,840 --> 00:26:37,240 Speaker 2: a video of a little girl who is sprinkling some green. 550 00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:38,680 Speaker 1: It looks like mac and cheese. 551 00:26:38,840 --> 00:26:41,560 Speaker 2: I think, yeah, but she's sprinkling over the top of it, 552 00:26:41,600 --> 00:26:44,840 Speaker 2: which we would know as broccoli. But they've cut it 553 00:26:44,920 --> 00:26:48,360 Speaker 2: up so fine and told them that it's green glitter. 554 00:26:48,520 --> 00:26:50,159 Speaker 1: Is it green sprinkles? 555 00:26:50,359 --> 00:26:53,840 Speaker 2: Green sprinkles, And she's sprinkling it over a mac and 556 00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:58,720 Speaker 2: cheese getting those fibrous green veggies in without even fucking knowing. 557 00:26:59,000 --> 00:27:01,240 Speaker 2: She loves it it. That's great. 558 00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:03,520 Speaker 1: Is do you think that would work with your kids? 559 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:05,119 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're going to give it a go. 560 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:06,680 Speaker 1: I want to try that on Marley. 561 00:27:06,800 --> 00:27:09,119 Speaker 2: If they don't eat anything, I make them anyway, So 562 00:27:09,160 --> 00:27:10,679 Speaker 2: what are they going to sprinkle it over nothing? 563 00:27:11,280 --> 00:27:14,720 Speaker 1: But my kids, I give them bolonnaise, like on the 564 00:27:14,800 --> 00:27:18,080 Speaker 1: rags is like the staple. Fuck, I've turned into my mom. 565 00:27:18,080 --> 00:27:19,680 Speaker 1: That's what we used to have every night of the week. 566 00:27:19,840 --> 00:27:21,400 Speaker 2: How are you turning to your parents? 567 00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:23,320 Speaker 1: I am my mother? 568 00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,680 Speaker 2: Like, oh, yeah, that's something my mom would do. Yeah, 569 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:27,480 Speaker 2: I do it too. 570 00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:29,800 Speaker 1: And the kids love it. They're like, where it's the 571 00:27:29,920 --> 00:27:31,960 Speaker 1: cheese and I give the packet out. I'm like, you 572 00:27:31,960 --> 00:27:33,840 Speaker 1: can grab a little hand because they'd love to do 573 00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,800 Speaker 1: it themselves and they'll. 574 00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:37,040 Speaker 2: Just rubby hands in the cheese. 575 00:27:37,119 --> 00:27:38,879 Speaker 1: Yeah, it's only they're eating it. 576 00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,960 Speaker 2: Really, what if the name comes over you only what 577 00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,679 Speaker 2: Sorella a good bow and like, yeah, it's just a 578 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:46,560 Speaker 2: bit Gunky's full of shit. 579 00:27:46,960 --> 00:27:49,000 Speaker 1: But they love it. They like Marley and Lola would 580 00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,600 Speaker 1: just like I have to like stop them. They're like 581 00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:54,000 Speaker 1: shoveling it onto their bowls and I'm like that's enough. 582 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,680 Speaker 1: Now you've got a boy a kilo there. 583 00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,959 Speaker 2: It's likely going to turn like lactose intolerant from too 584 00:28:02,040 --> 00:28:02,560 Speaker 2: much cheese. 585 00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,920 Speaker 1: It's between the mounted cheese and taken and. 586 00:28:05,880 --> 00:28:09,800 Speaker 2: You're all full cream at your house. I know, I know, barbaric. 587 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,320 Speaker 2: Well that is lies that we will be missed for 588 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:14,000 Speaker 2: a little while. 589 00:28:14,080 --> 00:28:17,320 Speaker 1: And if you're wondering right now, maybe you're thinking to yourself, 590 00:28:17,720 --> 00:28:21,240 Speaker 1: but I love that little intro song that Matt Nash sung. Well, 591 00:28:21,280 --> 00:28:23,680 Speaker 1: we have some good news as well. There is another 592 00:28:23,760 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: song that will be used for the segment. 593 00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 2: You have to wait and find out. 594 00:28:28,359 --> 00:28:31,199 Speaker 1: We have recorded one version, we weren't happy with it. 595 00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:35,800 Speaker 2: There is a Christmas album coming out. We will have 596 00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:38,239 Speaker 2: like amazing and Christmas characters. 597 00:28:37,680 --> 00:28:40,320 Speaker 1: Of I think the reason Ash didn't like the first 598 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:42,840 Speaker 1: version is because he had more of a supporting role 599 00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:45,760 Speaker 1: in the singing. I was front and center. 600 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:49,800 Speaker 2: He actually need to be front and center. Was relegated 601 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,760 Speaker 2: to the back because I'm more of a baritone. 602 00:28:53,960 --> 00:28:55,880 Speaker 1: We listened to it and I was like, this is great, 603 00:28:55,960 --> 00:28:59,200 Speaker 1: and you just had a look of just like burn it. 604 00:28:59,360 --> 00:29:00,760 Speaker 2: So damn, such a diva. 605 00:29:00,960 --> 00:29:03,200 Speaker 1: Delete it. So we're gonna after this record, we're going 606 00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:06,040 Speaker 1: to do another version, just to make sure that Princess 607 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:07,040 Speaker 1: Ash is happy. 608 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,680 Speaker 2: Yes, let's go into some questions, Matthew. 609 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,080 Speaker 1: Please. 610 00:29:10,480 --> 00:29:12,959 Speaker 2: Every week we get questions from listeners. We can't get 611 00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:16,120 Speaker 2: all of them. This segment is staying would you like 612 00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 2: to go first? 613 00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:19,479 Speaker 1: Matt All right, So this question is from Molly and 614 00:29:19,520 --> 00:29:22,760 Speaker 1: she asks have you ever taken a parenting course? And 615 00:29:22,800 --> 00:29:23,480 Speaker 1: how was it? 616 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:29,200 Speaker 2: Hm? I took the pre baby parenting course. This is 617 00:29:29,240 --> 00:29:31,800 Speaker 2: pre COVID too, so it's like you had to show up, 618 00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:36,200 Speaker 2: do you know? I got dragged to it. It's two saturdays, 619 00:29:36,240 --> 00:29:42,080 Speaker 2: six hours long. Fuck total, No, each Saturday was six 620 00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:47,959 Speaker 2: hours long. It was fucked. It was fucked. It was like, 621 00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,200 Speaker 2: just like the basics, I get it, like some people 622 00:29:52,240 --> 00:29:54,040 Speaker 2: are so some people were so into it, and I 623 00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:56,760 Speaker 2: was like, dude, I just sat at the back. I 624 00:29:56,800 --> 00:29:58,000 Speaker 2: was like, this is fun. 625 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:00,440 Speaker 1: What did they teach you? What are you learning how. 626 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,360 Speaker 2: To do a nappy? I think there was a big 627 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:06,280 Speaker 2: segment of it that was like different birthing processes and 628 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,479 Speaker 2: what can happen, which look like that. 629 00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,440 Speaker 1: Yeah, but also they started talking to that do. 630 00:30:11,480 --> 00:30:13,920 Speaker 2: You know what's so? It was really annoying. They were like, 631 00:30:14,680 --> 00:30:17,280 Speaker 2: who wants to tell us their birth plan? I was like, 632 00:30:17,400 --> 00:30:23,400 Speaker 2: fucking here we go. Bring the freaks out, tell us 633 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:26,360 Speaker 2: about their birth and stories, what they know, their birthing plan, 634 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:30,000 Speaker 2: what they're going to do zen I'm gonna poop in 635 00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:32,440 Speaker 2: a bath. I don't fucking care. 636 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,880 Speaker 1: I'm not here to judge, but I don't need to judge. 637 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 2: But who cared? 638 00:30:35,840 --> 00:30:38,200 Speaker 1: But I remember when we were in we had the 639 00:30:38,240 --> 00:30:40,280 Speaker 1: meetings with the midwife, and remember they took us into 640 00:30:40,280 --> 00:30:42,360 Speaker 1: one of the delivery suite rooms and there was like 641 00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:44,440 Speaker 1: one of the rooms where you could have the bath, 642 00:30:44,800 --> 00:30:48,640 Speaker 1: you could give like the water birth. I was like, fuck, 643 00:30:48,720 --> 00:30:51,000 Speaker 1: I just have these images. You know, some people upload 644 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,680 Speaker 1: the videos online and the water is fucking bloody. It's 645 00:30:53,680 --> 00:30:56,480 Speaker 1: like they've been attacked by a shark in there, and then. 646 00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,080 Speaker 2: Like, yeah, the po was like in Austin Powers when 647 00:30:59,080 --> 00:31:02,840 Speaker 2: they had the shark in for with leaser Bee. 648 00:31:04,640 --> 00:31:06,960 Speaker 1: I'm like, who wants to Like if Laura was in 649 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,480 Speaker 1: there and she asked me to hop in the water 650 00:31:08,520 --> 00:31:12,040 Speaker 1: with her, I'd be like, no, fucking chair, get in, get. 651 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:13,160 Speaker 2: In the water's nice. 652 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,120 Speaker 1: Risk fucking toe a finger in that water. 653 00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,520 Speaker 2: Yeah. 654 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:25,080 Speaker 1: But if you're listening and you have had a water 655 00:31:25,080 --> 00:31:26,840 Speaker 1: birth or you're planning and having one, good on you, 656 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:29,400 Speaker 1: that's great, that's great, full power to you. 657 00:31:30,320 --> 00:31:33,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, nice guy over here. Yeah. But then they started 658 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,920 Speaker 2: doing that and then like there was like I don't 659 00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:35,400 Speaker 2: need to know. 660 00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,040 Speaker 1: If anyone did anyone? Do you remember if anyone had 661 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:39,280 Speaker 1: like a weird birth plan? 662 00:31:39,480 --> 00:31:39,880 Speaker 2: I can't. 663 00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:41,520 Speaker 1: Didn't you were checked out? 664 00:31:42,040 --> 00:31:44,320 Speaker 2: I remember I was watching surfing on my phone for 665 00:31:44,400 --> 00:31:44,880 Speaker 2: most of it. 666 00:31:45,640 --> 00:31:47,560 Speaker 1: They would have looked at you and gone, fuck, here 667 00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:50,360 Speaker 1: we go? Do you reckon? They look at you now 668 00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:53,440 Speaker 1: having a dad podcast and like the irony. 669 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:59,920 Speaker 2: They're like, he apparently didn't listen. No, yeah I didn't. 670 00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,880 Speaker 2: I didn't listen, So did you know? I would say, 671 00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:05,920 Speaker 2: don't go what I think? 672 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,080 Speaker 1: I went to a first aid. 673 00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,880 Speaker 2: First Dad's good of course. 674 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,400 Speaker 1: But even with that dude like, okay, choking, yeah I could, 675 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,920 Speaker 1: but like anything outside of choking, I'm fucking calling Triple 676 00:32:17,000 --> 00:32:17,760 Speaker 1: zero and I want. 677 00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:19,520 Speaker 2: I'm calling them if they're joking, like you better come 678 00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:20,000 Speaker 2: and get him. 679 00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:25,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, like broken arm leg, I am fucking putting that 680 00:32:25,120 --> 00:32:26,680 Speaker 1: in a blank, Like what's it called? 681 00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:28,880 Speaker 2: A little I always think like, what would I do? 682 00:32:29,320 --> 00:32:30,720 Speaker 2: You know, if they've got to be gash, I like 683 00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:34,440 Speaker 2: rip my shirt off and torn tornic, Hey you got 684 00:32:34,440 --> 00:32:34,880 Speaker 2: the words? 685 00:32:35,320 --> 00:32:38,600 Speaker 1: Or if it's like splint, the'relint splint, that's the one 686 00:32:38,640 --> 00:32:39,520 Speaker 1: I was looking. I don't know. 687 00:32:39,560 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 2: I probably wouldn't. I'd like, oh, I get that fucking 688 00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:42,880 Speaker 2: thing away from me. 689 00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:48,120 Speaker 1: I can't look at any blood. I'm pathetic in those 690 00:32:48,120 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 1: classes in the two Saturday six hours, apiece, was there 691 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:53,840 Speaker 1: anything that you learned where you go, Hey, I've applied 692 00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:59,120 Speaker 1: that now to my current day parenting. No nothing, no nothing, okay, fuck, 693 00:32:59,160 --> 00:33:01,640 Speaker 1: we're not doing anything to dads who don't want. 694 00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,719 Speaker 2: To go to those calls. I know I didn't get 695 00:33:04,720 --> 00:33:07,680 Speaker 2: to Onney either. Yeah, I have to. I think if 696 00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,920 Speaker 2: you want to be prepared. 697 00:33:09,960 --> 00:33:11,480 Speaker 1: A lot of it's just come of knowledge. 698 00:33:11,920 --> 00:33:14,640 Speaker 2: You can google it. Yeah, Like I had friends that 699 00:33:14,760 --> 00:33:16,920 Speaker 2: did it over COVID. They just had to do it 700 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,480 Speaker 2: by a video chat, and I was like, that would 701 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,400 Speaker 2: have been so good because I just wouldn't have listened. 702 00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,280 Speaker 1: But also I think I was away. I was away 703 00:33:24,560 --> 00:33:27,080 Speaker 1: working overseas ash, which is why I didn't go to 704 00:33:27,120 --> 00:33:30,720 Speaker 1: the classes. Thankfully I had that excuse. But I also 705 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:32,720 Speaker 1: know that I've got my sister down the road. She 706 00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:35,440 Speaker 1: was the first if i'd have kids. And I'm always like, hey, 707 00:33:35,480 --> 00:33:37,360 Speaker 1: if I've got a problem, that will be. 708 00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:38,840 Speaker 2: The mostent you come up here and deal with it 709 00:33:40,640 --> 00:33:41,320 Speaker 2: as the bark. 710 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,720 Speaker 1: But like it's too there's too much to try and retain, 711 00:33:45,680 --> 00:33:48,320 Speaker 1: like before you've actually got the baby, Like, and I'm dyslexic, 712 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:51,520 Speaker 1: I can't learn anything. Yeah, I think I'm dyslexic. I 713 00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:51,920 Speaker 1: can't read it. 714 00:33:51,960 --> 00:33:56,880 Speaker 2: You're just self diagnosed. Me too, I cannot. 715 00:33:55,720 --> 00:33:57,760 Speaker 1: Unless I've got an issue that needs to be solved. 716 00:33:58,440 --> 00:34:00,480 Speaker 1: There's no need for that information at all. 717 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:01,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, totally at all. 718 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:03,240 Speaker 1: And look at us, we're great. 719 00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:05,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, kids, great, we've got a dad podcast? What have 720 00:34:05,480 --> 00:34:05,760 Speaker 2: you got? 721 00:34:05,800 --> 00:34:09,040 Speaker 1: I wonder if there's any other podcasts out there, ones 722 00:34:09,040 --> 00:34:11,600 Speaker 1: that are actually like offering solid. 723 00:34:11,320 --> 00:34:13,200 Speaker 2: Information advice like don't listen to. 724 00:34:14,960 --> 00:34:17,239 Speaker 1: Well, we're not kids having a full on tantrum. We 725 00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:20,160 Speaker 1: just stand there and we scream back at them, and 726 00:34:20,160 --> 00:34:22,640 Speaker 1: they're all like, that's how you give your child long 727 00:34:22,719 --> 00:34:26,200 Speaker 1: term damage trauma, and we're like, anyway, that's all from us. 728 00:34:26,600 --> 00:34:28,600 Speaker 2: We shut down in about a week or two, just 729 00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,879 Speaker 2: waiting for him to come after us. 730 00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:32,440 Speaker 1: You have a question, ash. 731 00:34:31,719 --> 00:34:35,279 Speaker 2: I do now? We do joke, I say joke in 732 00:34:35,719 --> 00:34:37,080 Speaker 2: quote marks. 733 00:34:37,560 --> 00:34:39,719 Speaker 1: What do they call quote nice quotations? 734 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,279 Speaker 2: Quotations quotations? We do joke about it. 735 00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:42,960 Speaker 1: We are dumb. 736 00:34:43,120 --> 00:34:46,879 Speaker 2: Oh many we joke about screen time, probably why I'm 737 00:34:46,880 --> 00:34:51,239 Speaker 2: so dumb. We joke about screen time a lot. But 738 00:34:51,480 --> 00:34:56,880 Speaker 2: how much do you think per day screen time do 739 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,040 Speaker 2: you give the girls? 740 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 1: Okay, so where the girls have their most screen time 741 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:08,400 Speaker 1: is holidays And the reason for that is because. 742 00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:12,320 Speaker 2: Like during travel or travel travel on the plane, actual travelers. 743 00:35:13,440 --> 00:35:15,680 Speaker 1: As soon as we sit down on that plane before 744 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:19,319 Speaker 1: it's even like begun to move iPad bomb straight into it. 745 00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 1: And then the girls are also in the habit which 746 00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,760 Speaker 1: I don't know, is it bad? Who cares? They whenever 747 00:35:25,760 --> 00:35:28,640 Speaker 1: they eat food like breakfast, lunch, dinner, they always have 748 00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,880 Speaker 1: something on whether it be like an iPad or the 749 00:35:31,960 --> 00:35:33,600 Speaker 1: TV in the background. The old place we had that 750 00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:37,319 Speaker 1: TV in the kitchen and the kids just like that 751 00:35:37,440 --> 00:35:38,040 Speaker 1: was loved it. 752 00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:40,760 Speaker 2: So would your ball park. How many hours a day. 753 00:35:42,800 --> 00:35:47,120 Speaker 1: I don't know, like breakfast, My breakfast was like forty 754 00:35:47,120 --> 00:35:51,440 Speaker 1: five minutes and then and then also like when Lala 755 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:53,680 Speaker 1: would have a sleep, mind, they would have a quiet time, 756 00:35:54,080 --> 00:35:56,719 Speaker 1: and so that would be like another hour or so, 757 00:35:56,840 --> 00:36:00,399 Speaker 1: and like but you know, in my defense because feel 758 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,759 Speaker 1: the judgment cutting at me already. No, not from me, 759 00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,000 Speaker 1: not from you, but the listeners. I can see them 760 00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,800 Speaker 1: right now. You should play games. 761 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:11,400 Speaker 2: I'm going to make you look trying to judge. I 762 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,960 Speaker 2: don't need to just how long I don't know, like 763 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:19,680 Speaker 2: an hour, two hours a day? Yeah, that's efty, is it? 764 00:36:19,760 --> 00:36:22,040 Speaker 2: I don't know. I have no idea. I can only 765 00:36:22,080 --> 00:36:24,480 Speaker 2: go off like what I look. We're similar, Like there's 766 00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:27,319 Speaker 2: no limit in my house. And I'm very transparent on that. 767 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,400 Speaker 2: If people want to judge me about like you shouldn't 768 00:36:29,440 --> 00:36:30,680 Speaker 2: give you kids so much screen. 769 00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:33,240 Speaker 1: Time, you look at what you look like, Yeah. 770 00:36:33,080 --> 00:36:35,920 Speaker 2: Fucked, first thing in the morning. Sometimes we're all in 771 00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,799 Speaker 2: bed and like we're all on our phone or four 772 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:40,160 Speaker 2: of us. 773 00:36:40,280 --> 00:36:42,120 Speaker 1: Let's just go to YouTube kids. 774 00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:44,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, YouTube kids, yeah for both of them. Makes you 775 00:36:44,680 --> 00:36:47,960 Speaker 2: into it now too, It's great, And mate, that can 776 00:36:48,040 --> 00:36:50,719 Speaker 2: last an hour if we're just mooching around up there, 777 00:36:51,000 --> 00:36:55,799 Speaker 2: they're down, TV's on, my food's on probably however long 778 00:36:55,840 --> 00:36:59,040 Speaker 2: that they're here before we go and do something and 779 00:36:59,080 --> 00:37:01,719 Speaker 2: then back same thing quiet time Oscar doesn't nap. That's 780 00:37:01,760 --> 00:37:05,600 Speaker 2: like two hours and then all afternoon if we don't 781 00:37:05,600 --> 00:37:07,560 Speaker 2: feel like leaving the house and then. 782 00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:08,680 Speaker 1: Well obviously if it's a rainy day. 783 00:37:08,880 --> 00:37:11,560 Speaker 2: Yeah, but like we'll try and get out and then 784 00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,240 Speaker 2: come back dinner. 785 00:37:13,680 --> 00:37:17,400 Speaker 1: Can I just interrupt you for one second? Yeah, I 786 00:37:17,480 --> 00:37:20,400 Speaker 1: have seen your socials and you are very good with 787 00:37:20,440 --> 00:37:25,719 Speaker 1: activities with the kids. Yeah, you're down on. 788 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:26,839 Speaker 2: The scale for show Man. 789 00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:29,239 Speaker 1: You go to scape, we can get a photo back 790 00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:29,720 Speaker 1: in the iPad. 791 00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,120 Speaker 2: We go to the skate park a lot, we've got 792 00:37:31,120 --> 00:37:33,759 Speaker 2: to park in the complex here. We do thing, but 793 00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,239 Speaker 2: like if we're not doing things, there's screen time. Oh yeah, 794 00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:39,000 Speaker 2: and then it's like after bath and makes you go 795 00:37:39,120 --> 00:37:40,839 Speaker 2: to bed and I hate brill and I are trying 796 00:37:40,840 --> 00:37:43,440 Speaker 2: to have dinner. Oscars on his phone again like on 797 00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:46,560 Speaker 2: YouTube kids until he goes to bed. So, like I said, 798 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:50,040 Speaker 2: there's no limit for me, and I won't set a limit. 799 00:37:50,160 --> 00:37:52,440 Speaker 2: Don't care if someone wants to fucking come at me 800 00:37:52,480 --> 00:37:53,439 Speaker 2: about it, don't care. 801 00:37:53,760 --> 00:37:58,160 Speaker 1: Look at you. Yeah, so aggressive And do you ever 802 00:37:58,280 --> 00:38:01,799 Speaker 1: think not tonight, Oscar, I'm gonna you've had a fucking whack. 803 00:38:01,960 --> 00:38:05,400 Speaker 2: No, no, never really no, it gets him out of 804 00:38:05,440 --> 00:38:05,879 Speaker 2: my hair. 805 00:38:06,120 --> 00:38:06,400 Speaker 1: Yep. 806 00:38:06,880 --> 00:38:10,680 Speaker 2: And I need to do something. Yeah, sometimes, like sometimes 807 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,640 Speaker 2: we watch something together. Okay, come on, let's watch a 808 00:38:12,680 --> 00:38:14,960 Speaker 2: movie together. And I sometimes and we'll have a cuddle 809 00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,719 Speaker 2: and watch a movie together. And that's kind of like 810 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:21,560 Speaker 2: it's nice. It's nice, But like, there's no limit for me. 811 00:38:21,719 --> 00:38:25,719 Speaker 2: I don't think. I look, they get limited enough with 812 00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:28,480 Speaker 2: everything else that they do, Like how much fucking chocolate 813 00:38:28,520 --> 00:38:30,879 Speaker 2: you can eat, how much shit food you can eat, 814 00:38:30,960 --> 00:38:32,240 Speaker 2: how much it's. 815 00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:33,640 Speaker 1: The path of least resistance. 816 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, look, if I can use it to bribe them 817 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:40,680 Speaker 2: to do something too, like even Yeah, traveling is a 818 00:38:40,680 --> 00:38:43,080 Speaker 2: perfect example. It's like you just need them to shut 819 00:38:43,120 --> 00:38:44,840 Speaker 2: the fuck up, and we need to get to the 820 00:38:44,880 --> 00:38:47,960 Speaker 2: destination so that we can half enjoy the destination, to 821 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,879 Speaker 2: get back on that fucking plane. For them to shut 822 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:51,799 Speaker 2: the fuck up so we can get home. There's no 823 00:38:51,920 --> 00:39:00,839 Speaker 2: limit and now this is awkward. Nah. So that's where 824 00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,839 Speaker 2: I'm at with that, and may see you'll be the same. 825 00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 1: Look if it works for you, it does, all power 826 00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:06,640 Speaker 1: to you. 827 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 2: It does. And you know what the best thing about 828 00:39:08,680 --> 00:39:10,759 Speaker 2: KINDI is they get home, they've been deprived of TV 829 00:39:10,920 --> 00:39:12,440 Speaker 2: or as soon as I turn the TV and they're. 830 00:39:12,239 --> 00:39:15,640 Speaker 1: Like, I'll do if I get my phone out because 831 00:39:15,640 --> 00:39:19,040 Speaker 1: you've messaged me five times and they see that screen 832 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:23,000 Speaker 1: light up, it's like give it a fucking like scratching 833 00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,600 Speaker 1: up my leg and I'm. 834 00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:26,400 Speaker 2: Like, fuck, love it. They love it. 835 00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,920 Speaker 1: I love it, Hey, Ash, that is all we have 836 00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:28,279 Speaker 1: time for. 837 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:31,239 Speaker 2: It is all we have time for today. Unfortunately a 838 00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,400 Speaker 2: different episode than one was a bit different. 839 00:39:34,239 --> 00:39:36,000 Speaker 1: Well it's the end of an error, deal with it. 840 00:39:37,800 --> 00:39:40,360 Speaker 1: But if you have enjoyed this episode, or any episode 841 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:43,879 Speaker 1: of two doting dads, Ash and myself, we would love 842 00:39:43,880 --> 00:39:45,799 Speaker 1: it more than anything in this world. To get a 843 00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:49,640 Speaker 1: review from you, Hey, A couple of stars, a few comments, 844 00:39:49,719 --> 00:39:52,480 Speaker 1: that's all it takes, and it means the absolute world. Ash, 845 00:39:52,640 --> 00:40:01,560 Speaker 1: What are you looking at now? Sorry, you're fucking screen 846 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,280 Speaker 1: time your phone world, Hang. 847 00:40:05,160 --> 00:40:07,200 Speaker 2: On before we do go, let's just check what my 848 00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:09,799 Speaker 2: screen time is and that'll give you an indication of 849 00:40:09,800 --> 00:40:11,000 Speaker 2: how long we had kids. 850 00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:12,799 Speaker 1: Okay, give us a look. I know what mine is 851 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,160 Speaker 1: because mine came through the other day and it was like, 852 00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,239 Speaker 1: you're ten percent up? 853 00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:21,880 Speaker 2: What's your average daily eight hours? That? Wow, I'm actually 854 00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:23,800 Speaker 2: down twenty eight percent from last week. So let's go 855 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,560 Speaker 2: back to the last What are you at five hours? 856 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:28,520 Speaker 1: You're averaging five hours? 857 00:40:29,160 --> 00:40:30,799 Speaker 2: Yeah, but I want to go. I want to go 858 00:40:30,840 --> 00:40:34,600 Speaker 2: back to I want to go back to last week. 859 00:40:35,239 --> 00:40:38,080 Speaker 2: How do you do that? Or add twenty eight percent 860 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,399 Speaker 2: to that? That's what I would use. 861 00:40:39,440 --> 00:40:40,760 Speaker 1: You're answering the wrong guy, mate. 862 00:40:41,040 --> 00:40:44,919 Speaker 2: Let me just do the maths. So five say five 863 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:49,120 Speaker 2: times one point two eight six, six and a half 864 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:49,920 Speaker 2: hours solid. 865 00:40:50,480 --> 00:40:52,400 Speaker 1: So a lot of my work is done a mobile 866 00:40:52,840 --> 00:40:55,360 Speaker 1: or my emails that I tell im on the phone 867 00:40:55,400 --> 00:40:57,680 Speaker 1: so much. My thumb as fuck. I've got like early 868 00:40:57,719 --> 00:40:58,600 Speaker 1: on set up rightists. 869 00:40:58,680 --> 00:41:01,040 Speaker 2: Yeah, comes work anyway. 870 00:41:02,719 --> 00:41:04,520 Speaker 1: Hey, that's it. Send me episode to our friends and 871 00:41:04,600 --> 00:41:06,640 Speaker 1: for those of you who have been listening to us 872 00:41:07,000 --> 00:41:10,080 Speaker 1: from day dot, thank you for supporting us. 873 00:41:10,120 --> 00:41:10,879 Speaker 2: Thank you so much. 874 00:41:11,280 --> 00:41:13,919 Speaker 1: We appreciate it all. All the love and sports. 875 00:41:14,080 --> 00:41:14,719 Speaker 2: See you next week. 876 00:41:22,600 --> 00:41:26,200 Speaker 1: Two. Doting Dads podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country 877 00:41:26,239 --> 00:41:29,920 Speaker 1: throughout Australia and the connections to land, see and community. 878 00:41:30,160 --> 00:41:32,640 Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present 879 00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:35,759 Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal and torrestraight onland, 880 00:41:35,760 --> 00:41:38,440 Speaker 2: the people's today. This episode was recorded