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Speaker 1: The Christian o'connal Breakfast Show on Nolvin's Gold one oh
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Speaker 2: Good morning.
Speaker 3: It's a Christian O'Connor Breakfast Show. Ran new week week
Speaker 3: number twelve, show number fifty four. I've had a top weekend.
Speaker 3: I am sat in this chair right now. Over the weekend,
Speaker 3: I've had acupuncture and I've had cupping, and I've had
Speaker 3: a need or place where I did not know there
Speaker 3: was an acupressure point. I'm not entirely sure that i
Speaker 3: haven't been the cruel victim of some kind of TV
Speaker 3: hope show when the lady acupuncer said to me, do
Speaker 3: you trust me.
Speaker 2: Anyway? This morning show? Then Hamish McLaughlin is back.
Speaker 3: On the show around about half seven. It was a
Speaker 3: double phrase that pays over the weekend Friday night and
Speaker 3: over another one the games of the weekend. He had
Speaker 3: two phrases to work in and we'll play about the
Speaker 3: tape chat to Hamish. Maybe he can try and explain
Speaker 3: in a simple way, while I was trying to read
Speaker 3: up yesterday how the next stage, the Grand final stage
Speaker 3: and all the rounds work in AFL jack and I
Speaker 3: fell into a very deep sleep.
Speaker 4: I guess it's it seems normal for us, but as
Speaker 4: you're trying to relay how you were learning it, the
Speaker 4: final series is a little bit strange.
Speaker 2: Impenetrable to a new fan like me.
Speaker 3: How I get the top eight? You're now into the
Speaker 3: grand finals? Those rounds great to me. Then it would
Speaker 3: make the easiest way of doing that is instant knockout,
Speaker 3: like you'd having a soccer tournament. You play, you play
Speaker 3: each other, winner goes proceeds forward. Then I see right
Speaker 3: round one, and I'm reading about the various games that
Speaker 3: are in round one two weeks time, and then I
Speaker 3: see the d's oh that's not a qualifying game, that's
Speaker 3: an elimination game.
Speaker 2: What the ladder.
Speaker 4: They don't get the privileged So.
Speaker 3: Within the eights, you've got the top four and then
Speaker 3: the bottom four.
Speaker 4: The simplest way to think about it is the top
Speaker 4: four get a second chance. So if they lose their
Speaker 4: first game, they'll get a second chance.
Speaker 3: But then what's a bit later on where someone from
Speaker 3: the top four just does it go on the little
Speaker 3: guys and gets out a bit of a shoeing, just
Speaker 3: kicks them in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well what the demer that competing for is to
Speaker 4: get it into you know what? As I say it now,
Speaker 4: it does em confusing. But the bottom four, Yeah, we'll
Speaker 4: eventually play the top four.
Speaker 3: But then but then it's not gonna need to knock out,
Speaker 3: is it? Because if you lose in that elimination, that's it.
Speaker 2: You should be. That's right now, more Grand Finals for you. Yeah.
Speaker 4: If Melburne then went on not this weekend but next
Speaker 4: week straight yeah, that's straight out.
Speaker 2: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Over the weekend, Producer Brad and Jack came around to
Speaker 3: Mind Saturday night for a couple of drinks and a
Speaker 3: bite to eat, see the family and a couple of
Speaker 3: things that went down over the weekend. First of all,
Speaker 3: we need to have a word with Producer Brad. Both
Speaker 3: the kids yesterday said to me, hardest handshake they've never
Speaker 3: experienced them whatever. They both did an impression and Producer
Speaker 3: Brad's handshake, Well, I don't know if it's a power move,
Speaker 3: but two an eleven.
Speaker 2: Year old girl a power move. You know, whether he's
Speaker 2: nervous coming around the lot.
Speaker 3: I really interprest Christians kids that I'm his new exec
Speaker 3: producer and they don't need to worry. He's and just
Speaker 3: does a power hand shape. It's got two broken fingers.
Speaker 3: She's almost person in the tears when she got the
Speaker 3: old bone cruncher.
Speaker 4: But you did a certain your dominance their bread the
Speaker 4: Alpha Male House.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he really showed them kids don't be mucking around.
Speaker 3: And producer Brad's on board. And then the other thing
Speaker 3: involves a man your man, Jackpost and the move he
Speaker 3: did Saturday night.
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Speaker 3: So if someone invites you round to theirs, you know,
Speaker 3: on a Saturday night, and they're going to lay on
Speaker 3: the food and drinks, it is customary. We've always raised
Speaker 3: this way to turn up with something. And what's great
Speaker 3: about when you invite people on this country you would actually,
Speaker 3: you would actually willingly say what can I bring? You know,
Speaker 3: that's Pommes used to that. It's actually a very polite thing.
Speaker 3: And so producer Brad and Jack both invited round to mine.
Speaker 3: Producer Brad offers up a cheeseboard. Jack says he's gonna
Speaker 3: make some cocktails, and sure enough he turns up with
Speaker 3: a box full of booze, two massive oranges I mean
Speaker 3: stair and at no point, and a cocktail shaker and
Speaker 3: a cocktail shaker, and so cheeseboard. Brad leaves the cheeseboard behind.
Speaker 3: We don't all get touched into the cheeseboard. We had
Speaker 3: to take away everyone's full up. Several times I said
Speaker 3: to Jack he should what do you make the cocktails?
Speaker 2: And a minute a minute, it doesn't make the cocktails attorn.
Speaker 2: At one point my wife even said to.
Speaker 3: Him, Jack, cocktails you know, actually says to my wife, Nah,
Speaker 3: the moment's passed. Moment King Jack has touched. Decided that
Speaker 3: the moment had passed.
Speaker 4: I felt the mood didn't call for cocktails anymore. By
Speaker 4: the time, we're sitting on the big L shaped cat
Speaker 4: sit on the L shaped couch and the ottoman, and
Speaker 4: it was a more intimate setting. It didn't feel like
Speaker 4: a party vibe.
Speaker 2: It was a very relaxed com even were all just
Speaker 2: sat around.
Speaker 4: I thought maybe you would be out of place and started,
Speaker 4: you know, shaking.
Speaker 3: But then if my wife, who you know, says, maybe
Speaker 3: how about a cocktail, and you go the moment has passed.
Speaker 3: I have assessed the situation as a guest here on
Speaker 3: your L shaped couch, and I noticed you went for
Speaker 3: that center spot. I had to be right at the end.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you ever see like panel shows,
Speaker 3: the guy at the end is always like the unfunny one.
Speaker 3: They just you're on the show, but out there. When
Speaker 3: I was on a project, you're on it, but you're
Speaker 3: out the end. There I was pretty much the main host,
Speaker 3: you were the main hose. And then going to no,
Speaker 3: I don't want a cocktail. I'm not making any cocktails
Speaker 3: for you all. And then Pats gets this, packs up
Speaker 3: all this box of booze.
Speaker 2: It goes home.
Speaker 5: I no, he no, die did you take all the
Speaker 5: booze home?
Speaker 2: So basically he turned up with nothing.
Speaker 5: That's the number one rule of rudeness.
Speaker 4: No I thought. I thought the rule was, say we
Speaker 4: started the cocktails and there was half a bottle of
Speaker 4: tequila left, please have it because we don't need to
Speaker 4: take that home. But now it's a full kit of
Speaker 4: virgin cocktail ingredients and tools. Do you leave that?
Speaker 2: Yes? Because what did Brad do?
Speaker 3: We didn't have any of those cheeses, and there was
Speaker 3: a lot of money on that plato.
Speaker 2: Smallest board of cheeses.
Speaker 3: He left all about behind him, and Irene didn't even
Speaker 3: blink that went, you have the cheeses.
Speaker 4: I hated that I saw him do that, And in
Speaker 4: the morning, in the moment, I knew that I wanted
Speaker 4: to take the cocktails, and I saw Brad offer to
Speaker 4: leave the whole plate of cheese.
Speaker 3: Very very generous, and we chucked Himo at lunchtime yesterday,
Speaker 3: and even when my wife had gone up to bed yesterday,
Speaker 3: I went and raided that cheeseboard again because I'm not
Speaker 3: strong enough. Man. If I seal that cheese in the fridge,
Speaker 3: I don't even like who I've become one of my
Speaker 3: loane with cheese.
Speaker 2: It's I actually don't. I don't eat it.
Speaker 3: I destroyed. I may never eat again. How later I've
Speaker 3: had that cheese shaving bed goud.
Speaker 2: I've had too much cheese or word about my sinuses.
Speaker 4: How much is left from what he brought.
Speaker 2: When my family wake up this morning, they're going to
Speaker 2: open that fresh goat. We'd be broken into the eating
Speaker 2: all the cheese.
Speaker 3: A horrible thing that won them. I actually needn't pull
Speaker 3: the cutting off a bit.
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 3: And then wrapped it up, put it back in there.
Speaker 3: I'll finish it off when I get back after the
Speaker 3: show today. But a gift, wake some of that, Cheddar.
Speaker 3: I'll see you later at lunchtime, Cheddar. But no, I
Speaker 3: don't need no cocktails to wash it down with you,
Speaker 3: because you're taking everything back on with you.
Speaker 2: It's my ball. I'm taking it back home.
Speaker 6: Usually, Jack, if someone opens their home to you and
Speaker 6: and is courteous enough to put on a spread.
Speaker 5: Present.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you probably expected from the way that Christian told
Speaker 4: the story that they put on the dinner as in
Speaker 4: cooked it.
Speaker 2: Oh, we paid for the takeaway. They just three hundred bucks.
Speaker 4: They wors lovely, but they ordered in wet.
Speaker 2: We paid for the food or the booze.
Speaker 3: Yeah, old tiny pockets here didn't dig into anything.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The last time I took him out for dinner, he's
Speaker 2: ordering oysters.
Speaker 3: Yes, And now he's just started to pack up his
Speaker 3: box of booze and get go back home.
Speaker 2: Shocking scenes. Shocking scenes. What do you think is Jack right? Then?
Speaker 3: If you haven't opened up the booze and it's again
Speaker 3: virgin booze is a fresh bottle of booze.
Speaker 2: Is it okay to take it home? Or should he
Speaker 2: have left it behind?
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Speaker 3: So the weekend I opened up my home and vite
Speaker 3: producer Brad and a young Jack.
Speaker 2: They come round.
Speaker 3: They're both bearing gifts, as is the way we're all raised,
Speaker 3: but just turns up where they ash cheeseboard. Jack turns
Speaker 3: up with a box of booze to make cocktails during
Speaker 3: the night. We've got too much food. We don't open
Speaker 3: the cheese board, but producer Brenda's wife, they don't even blink.
Speaker 3: They say, cheeseboards days. That's our gift to you for
Speaker 3: being host tonight.
Speaker 2: Thank you. Whereas young Jack and his.
Speaker 3: Wife have no problem packing up their little box of
Speaker 3: booze and high tenning it out there with it, there
Speaker 3: are no cocktails offered. Jack snaps at my wife aggressively.
Speaker 3: It says, the moment has moved on.
Speaker 2: Ugly scenes, ugly scenes.
Speaker 4: Could I throw one more thing in my defense?
Speaker 2: What is this trial by Carl?
Speaker 4: We get there, we got to add this. We get
Speaker 4: there and your daughters are already whipping up cocktails.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: I mean they're on the eleven and fourteen, so they're
Speaker 4: not drinking cocktails. But then we're adding some liquor to
Speaker 4: the adult cocktails. But there's pinuclidters going around, so there's
Speaker 4: already cocktails in the system, the ecosystem of the dinner.
Speaker 3: Do you know what yesterday the kids were going, how
Speaker 3: come Jack didn't I want to make you guys any
Speaker 3: any cocktails?
Speaker 2: And I said one, it's lazy.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 3: And then then I felt like I had to pr
Speaker 3: I to look off your internal pr and I said,
Speaker 3: do you know what, He's a very kind guy. What
Speaker 3: he wouldn't want to do is upstairs you guys, because
Speaker 3: you were doing those pinaclades.
Speaker 2: And they looked at me like, no, yes, yes, no, no.
Speaker 2: Heather's on the line. Good morning, Heather, Good morning, Heather,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. What do you reckon?
Speaker 8: Then?
Speaker 2: Did Jack do the right thing or the wrong thing?
Speaker 9: I would have done the same thing in that situation, kidding,
Speaker 9: I think you didn't open it. I would have taken
Speaker 9: it home and then I would have said.
Speaker 10: I.
Speaker 2: Understand this. We asked him to open it.
Speaker 3: He slapped to my wife to f off and said
Speaker 3: the moment that moved on.
Speaker 4: I think there's ably in this story, Heather. I agree
Speaker 4: with you. If the cocktails had been opened and they
Speaker 4: had been home even three quarters left, sure, we'll leave
Speaker 4: it behind. You can make the rest.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I've learned from this? The next
Speaker 3: time you turn up with booths, I'm to sing the
Speaker 3: moment they come in the house, I'm going to open
Speaker 3: the bottle, have half fit straight away and staying. Now, Okay,
Speaker 3: you saw it's open, Sharon, Good.
Speaker 10: Morning, Good morning, Christian Hill. Are you well.
Speaker 3: I'm devastated on us by opening up my family home
Speaker 3: and to have Jack this trample on it.
Speaker 4: Sharon. I recognize your wise and I don't think this
Speaker 4: will be good for me.
Speaker 10: Jack. I'm sorry, but you've done the wrong thing. You
Speaker 10: should have left at least one bottle of alcohol there
Speaker 10: is I can't reduced a break to leave the cheese boardy,
Speaker 10: you should have left one bottle of alcohol.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and do you know what? Do you know what, Shan?
Speaker 2: Do you know what happened moments before?
Speaker 3: At the more I play back the tape that the
Speaker 3: Zapruda footage back into the left, back into the left.
Speaker 3: He had a little kind of mini discussion with his
Speaker 3: wife about this.
Speaker 2: They had a meeting about this.
Speaker 4: I'm surprised.
Speaker 2: I saw it. I saw it. You know, they had
Speaker 2: a mini meeting. No this get out of it with
Speaker 2: everything of ours and could leave them nothing.
Speaker 10: No, I mean, I'm sorry. That was wrong. I mean, Christian,
Speaker 10: every hair's up to you and said they're not. You
Speaker 10: should have left at least one bottle. I'm sorry, but
Speaker 10: I'm all for you. I'm on your side, Christian, Thank you,
Speaker 10: thank you.
Speaker 4: Sharon. Can I ask one more thing? Sharing? Do you
Speaker 4: think the takeout has anything to do with it? That
Speaker 4: the fact that they were putting on a spread they
Speaker 4: got taken No, it doesn't.
Speaker 10: Matter whether they cooked the meal or they shouted you
Speaker 10: a meal. You should have left at least one bottle.
Speaker 4: One more thing. I know we've got to go, but Sharon,
Speaker 4: they suggested noodles and dumplings for the takeout bank and
Speaker 4: I specifically said we had noodles for lunch, implying that
Speaker 4: we didn't want noodles for dinner.
Speaker 5: No, I can't.
Speaker 2: He asked them to see the menu.
Speaker 3: Never come into the menu, and they had another little
Speaker 3: secret meeting.
Speaker 10: Oh my god, I'm sorry, Christian, you can't we miss Jack.
Speaker 10: I'm sorry. You've got a real heart taste in your hands.
Speaker 4: Ye, yes, he doesn't have a hardcase.
Speaker 3: The house Guest from Hell is the title of today's show.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one four point three.
Speaker 3: It's six thirty am and time to play the early
Speaker 3: morning game.
Speaker 4: Sounds like a song to me.
Speaker 3: Christian, thank you. This is why I play a clip.
Speaker 3: It's got some sound effects. In the effects are the
Speaker 3: clues to the song title. So I've been playing this
Speaker 3: for a while. We've been enjoying it. However, it's been
Speaker 3: irritated because you've been getting it every single day. I
Speaker 3: kept thinking that it was making it harder, even but
Speaker 3: five months of my home money on at one point
Speaker 3: last week, so I didn't think it would go. Third
Speaker 3: call had got it, so I went away. I had
Speaker 3: a really good think, a really hard think, which is
Speaker 3: hard for me. I'm making a really really tough one
Speaker 3: and this is it. It's not an obscure song. It
Speaker 3: is a song you'd hear on this radio station. It
Speaker 3: was a big song. I'll give you no more clues.
Speaker 3: The clues are here. All right, you want to have
Speaker 3: another couple of ghosts.
Speaker 4: I thought over the weekend as I was doing my
Speaker 4: investigation that it might be all the sound effects, take
Speaker 4: the first letter of the sound effects and make up
Speaker 4: a word. But I don't think there is a song
Speaker 4: called Apa worm.
Speaker 3: There could be, but that isn't the right answer. I
Speaker 3: tried the sound effects provide the clues and also answers.
Speaker 2: So what you here?
Speaker 3: Good morning, Joshua, Hey, hey boys, there's going yeah.
Speaker 2: Pretty good. Josh. What's your song? Then? What do you reckon?
Speaker 2: It is?
Speaker 8: He did Around the World by Dart Punk.
Speaker 3: I can see what you gets in that, Josh, is
Speaker 3: not that song. Tough luck, buddy, thanks for trying.
Speaker 2: Kent, Hey, guys, Kent, We're good to hope you well,
Speaker 2: what's your guess?
Speaker 11: Huey Lewis Beck in Tom song.
Speaker 3: The time this old computer sound effects at a time
Speaker 3: of monkeys. It was a time of monkeys. The monkey
Speaker 3: overlords were running Kent. Not the right song, Robbie boy, Hello,
Speaker 3: christ Hello, Rob, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What's the song?
Speaker 11: Answer the jungle CLIs.
Speaker 3: It's not that Rob, tough luck, that's not the right answer. Scott,
Speaker 3: good morning, Yeah.
Speaker 12: Mate's let Me Love You by Mario.
Speaker 3: This one came in a lot over the weekend actually,
Speaker 3: but it's not the right answer.
Speaker 2: Tough luck, Scott, Thanks for time.
Speaker 4: Can I ask you a question?
Speaker 2: Of course you can?
Speaker 4: Are all the sound effects? I think I asked this
Speaker 4: last week. Best, I don't trst you are all the
Speaker 4: sound effects relevant?
Speaker 3: I referred to my previous answer on Friday. And so
Speaker 3: the game isn't based on Q and A. You simply
Speaker 3: get the song title and then you jog on all right,
Speaker 3: no right answers again? So far nine four one four,
Speaker 3: one oh four.
Speaker 1: To three The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one
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Speaker 2: So playing the early morning game, could we be at
Speaker 2: a work ad? Breaking?
Speaker 3: Roll over now two shows no right answer. We're going
Speaker 3: to take some more calls. Anyone on these could have
Speaker 3: the right song titles. So here's how this game works.
Speaker 3: I play a little clip. It's got a couple of
Speaker 3: sound effects. In the sound effects are clues to the
Speaker 3: song title. It's a very well known song. Here is
Speaker 3: the clip at the moment that no right answers for
Speaker 3: say we were here folks nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four to three, Marissa, Good.
Speaker 2: Morning, Good morning. Now, Marissa, do you think you've got
Speaker 2: the right answer?
Speaker 10: I hope so, because I'm I'm sick of hearing that
Speaker 10: screeching every morning.
Speaker 3: You're talking about Pats.
Speaker 2: Marissa, what do you think the song is?
Speaker 10: Shock the Monkey by Peter Gabriel.
Speaker 3: It's not the right answer, Marissa, But I'm telling you
Speaker 3: now what Marissa's done there has been a little bit smarter, interesting, significant.
Speaker 2: What's just happened?
Speaker 4: The monkey is significant?
Speaker 2: Everything is significant? Kayleen, good morning.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 11: How are you going?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Pretty good. Do you have a nice weekend?
Speaker 13: I had a great weekend.
Speaker 2: Excellent.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, let's get your week off to a
Speaker 3: good start. See if you can take this down. What
Speaker 3: do you think the song.
Speaker 14: LW by Katy Perry?
Speaker 2: Lord, No, we.
Speaker 3: Don't play Katy Perry here, and no disspects of Katy Perry.
Speaker 2: But no, it is said. It's not a Katy Perry song.
Speaker 2: I can tell you that said too much already.
Speaker 3: It's not a Katy Perry song, nothing from her extensive
Speaker 3: back catalog.
Speaker 4: It is something we play on this station. Yeah, interesting, Jack,
Speaker 4: he said that. Oh yeah, Jack, Pats, have you had
Speaker 4: a guess yet today.
Speaker 6: No, I'll give up. That's really hard. I'm stumped by
Speaker 6: this one.
Speaker 4: We know shuck the Monkey is close, so I've written
Speaker 4: down transport the Monkey, the Monkey overseas.
Speaker 5: I reckon artist, No, no, no.
Speaker 2: The clues as it keeps saying, phats is sort of
Speaker 2: song title.
Speaker 4: So it's not the Monkey's the band.
Speaker 2: I've said too much already. Yes, what do you reckon?
Speaker 12: On the corner by Creeden's clear Water?
Speaker 3: That's the second credence one on this morning, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Someone's really going through a deep dive of the various
Speaker 3: song as you get there.
Speaker 10: Leone, the whistle and the dog and everything.
Speaker 15: I just remember, like the film clip and stuff like that,
Speaker 15: having all of that in it.
Speaker 3: It's not the right answer, Leoni. Thanks for trying. Share,
Speaker 3: ol goome oning take one last show, Come on and share.
Speaker 3: You're well, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What is the song? What are you hearing?
Speaker 13: I'm hearing guitars and by Ray Stevens.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's what we've come to. That's a great song,
Speaker 3: and that is that this morning?
Speaker 2: You're hearing that? Or did you hear it.
Speaker 3: On Friday the last week when we started to play it?
Speaker 3: And you put it together.
Speaker 13: I heard it Friday afternoon and I thought, that's what
Speaker 13: that is.
Speaker 2: Now, why do you reckon that's the song title?
Speaker 13: Because that that put me back years ago when Ray
Speaker 13: Stevens was quite quite popular.
Speaker 2: Yes, all right, share it. It's not the right answer,
Speaker 2: oh dish, never mind.
Speaker 3: That's all right, thanks for not swearing. We roll over
Speaker 3: till tomorrow morning. As I said last week, the only
Speaker 3: way you're going to get this is when I start
Speaker 3: giving up the clues to it. But then again, someone
Speaker 3: today might hear it again and might be pete to
Speaker 3: might pick up the song, maybe listen to bits more
Speaker 3: creatively to what you're hearing.
Speaker 4: You know what I'm going to do tomorrow give away
Speaker 4: all my investigation notes. I've got an extensive list of
Speaker 4: words that will relate to sounds in the song.
Speaker 3: And that this is the notepad where all he did
Speaker 3: Friday was draw around his hands and write Chubby by it.
Speaker 3: And then now it's the sort of thing that when
Speaker 3: the FBI kicking someone's door and arrest a serial killer.
Speaker 3: You know, there's pictures of people with their eyes cut
Speaker 3: out from long range lenses.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you hand over those notes to the police.
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Speaker 3: Three totally one thing we really really need urgently quick
Speaker 3: update about our song, our song for Melbourne Ama and
Speaker 3: our effort to try and help this great city reclaim
Speaker 3: the number one. Is what most Liverpool city in the
Speaker 3: world from the new number one Vienna, maybe that eighty
Speaker 3: song just tip the judges a couple of points to
Speaker 3: Vienna's way. So Jackson busy writing a song. It's in
Speaker 3: great shape. However, the only thing we need now is
Speaker 3: a school choir, a Melbourne school choir. And we mentioned
Speaker 3: this on Friday show No Dice because I don't know
Speaker 3: about these elusive artists trying to get any kind of
Speaker 3: connection with the kids that are in these school choirs.
Speaker 3: They're working hard, they're practicing, but I know a lot
Speaker 3: mums and dads are up and about right now, the
Speaker 3: chaos of Monday morning. If your kid is in a
Speaker 3: school choir, We really really really do need their help.
Speaker 3: It's actually just a couple of lines, isn't it. We
Speaker 3: need from them easy and you say it's easy, but
Speaker 3: then listen to the mess.
Speaker 2: We do a good thing.
Speaker 3: We ask some of the people here to help out
Speaker 3: on a song and they come into the studio and
Speaker 3: they leave a big old stinker up. This is not nice.
Speaker 3: That was Gavin Minner, that high pitched Gavin Minner. That's
Speaker 3: Gavin Minner as well. Now it's awkward because I called
Speaker 3: me so excitedly a couple of hours after doing that
Speaker 3: and got me on a show where because you can
Speaker 3: only such a friendly guy as well, and he was.
Speaker 2: He's so supported to the show. And can I just
Speaker 2: say it's.
Speaker 3: So I really appreciate it being asked and to be
Speaker 3: part of this big project. And I feel really bad
Speaker 3: now because gave you fired. We can't we can't, we
Speaker 3: can't use this. I mean this.
Speaker 4: And that's after our music wizard has tried to do
Speaker 4: turn all the right knobs, made its polish that he's
Speaker 4: tried to polish it in so many she.
Speaker 2: Actually can't polish one of those floaters.
Speaker 3: And so listen, I'm really sorry, cav I'm happy to
Speaker 3: tell you on the phone on this show tonight, but
Speaker 3: you're not. We can't move forward. So we need a
Speaker 3: school choir to replace whatever that is. Okay, we love
Speaker 3: the enthusiasm, However.
Speaker 2: We need a kid's school choir.
Speaker 3: So there's anyone can help anytime this morning, give us
Speaker 3: a quick call nine four one four three.
Speaker 2: Perhaps what's your three word weekend for you?
Speaker 5: He's being unfaithful.
Speaker 4: He's being unfaithful, all right.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show, Melbourne's gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: It's any one thing I've learned over the weekend. I
Speaker 3: was catching up with the news yesterday evening and I
Speaker 3: went to Ireland. Big big thing over there is the
Speaker 3: Pope's in town. Obviously in Ireland it's a big thing.
Speaker 3: And however the streets were lined with very excited Catholics
Speaker 3: hoping to say hi, wave at the Pope. The Pope
Speaker 3: goes through the streets of Dublin in his poper bill
Speaker 3: now sort of security vehicle he's got. I didn't know
Speaker 3: how quickly that think and move. You've got to google
Speaker 3: it today, right speed. People look really disappointed, the speed
Speaker 3: that I just presumed he would cruise, rying like wave
Speaker 3: at them, you know, like the Queen does.
Speaker 2: No, the Pope's got not time that he's gunning it.
Speaker 2: It's goes so quickly people, it's just a wake of
Speaker 2: really upset Catholics.
Speaker 4: Go what was that him?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's just gunning it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know who knew that the Pope was a
Speaker 3: speed freak, and also that the poper bill can pick
Speaker 3: up such speeds as well.
Speaker 4: So is he still standing up in the back or
Speaker 4: is he going to brace himself?
Speaker 2: Is in that one?
Speaker 1: Tho?
Speaker 2: It's gonna Sebastian Vitale's kind of bucket. See. So perhaps
Speaker 2: what's been going with you? What's your three word weekend?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, he's being unfaithful. I can't believe it.
Speaker 6: I don't know if I can even talk after twenty
Speaker 6: years of marriage. My husband has opened our bed to others.
Speaker 2: What what's what's Crispin doing?
Speaker 5: And he knows I'm aware of it and doesn't care.
Speaker 2: Wow, he's a flagrant cheetah.
Speaker 14: He is.
Speaker 6: So he has a love affair with Netflix in bed
Speaker 6: and it's keeping me awake at night?
Speaker 2: What's he doing? And he's he's watching shows by himself.
Speaker 6: He's into this show called Happy. Has anyone got into
Speaker 6: the Happy series something of it?
Speaker 5: Haven't you? I think it's a new one.
Speaker 6: Anyway, it's keeping me awake at night and I'm not
Speaker 6: happy about it.
Speaker 3: Hang on, you're rolling over with the curlers in going
Speaker 3: to sleep, right, a big old night on some of that.
Speaker 2: And then he's what, he's got the old laptop.
Speaker 6: Up, he's he's got the ear plugs in and everything.
Speaker 6: Now he's on his phone. He's watching it on the phone.
Speaker 6: He's got the ear plugs in, but it's still I'm
Speaker 6: very sensitive to light and everything at night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we need to go to seat. You can't have
Speaker 3: any light in the room. And then he's watching TV.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's very very rude.
Speaker 3: But apparently do you hear that?
Speaker 2: That very it's two very's very vague rude.
Speaker 4: So why doesn't he watch on TV?
Speaker 6: Well, we've got an older and older plasma TV right,
Speaker 6: so it hasn't got the right point.
Speaker 5: And he's been.
Speaker 6: Banging on about getting a new TV. So I wonder
Speaker 6: if it's part of his plot.
Speaker 2: A smart man, Yes, he will do this.
Speaker 3: It's at you Whales for the big play, which is
Speaker 3: the brand new biggoty.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's putting all his chest acually smart.
Speaker 2: He's going to wait you out. But who will win
Speaker 2: you or Chris?
Speaker 5: What do you think you?
Speaker 6: Well, it is tax season, so I don't know. We
Speaker 6: might go fifty to fifty with this.
Speaker 2: One, all right, come up next.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you about the thing that I don't know
Speaker 3: if any of you wants experienced a similar thing. This
Speaker 3: has been the story of my weekend. I think I
Speaker 3: got something on Friday, and I think I brought into
Speaker 3: the house and I actually do believe it's cursed, so
Speaker 3: much so that my wife said, can you move that thing?
Speaker 2: Did you get it? Friday? I think I've actually brought
Speaker 2: something cursed into the house.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Pats, have you ever brought something into the house
Speaker 3: and after a couple of days you actually start to
Speaker 3: maybe think this thing is cursed, that's brought us bad luck.
Speaker 6: I've got my grandmother's old fox jacket that she left me,
Speaker 6: you know, and it's got the claws and from the forties.
Speaker 6: My grandfather bought it for it, so it's the real fox.
Speaker 6: And Chris hates it and Audrey hate it.
Speaker 2: Surprised I'm not loving hearing about this.
Speaker 5: It's hanging in the laundry.
Speaker 3: She was on a fox pelt like you're a mad
Speaker 3: leader on Game of Thrones, And.
Speaker 6: I can't be you ever worn it or anything. No,
Speaker 6: but I can't be able to throw it out. It
Speaker 6: was my grandma's so it's got sentimental value. But they
Speaker 6: hate it and it's hanging on the back of the door.
Speaker 4: Are you wear it in tomorrow?
Speaker 5: I can, yeah, you want me to.
Speaker 3: You know, sometimes you get on the tram or a
Speaker 3: bus or something, right, and I've often walked out away.
Speaker 3: What is the best way to have that seat next
Speaker 3: to you? Left alone? And I don't like but my
Speaker 3: bag there. Can't stand people that do that, because then
Speaker 3: you have to ask them they go.
Speaker 2: But I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: But if I see someone sat alone, oh, there's never
Speaker 3: seen that, and I see them wearing a dead fox
Speaker 3: on that That's what I'll stand. Actually, Oh, crazy lady
Speaker 3: in the back of the bus with the old fox.
Speaker 2: Jacket, the pelt king. But do you believe it's it's
Speaker 2: got some sort of bad powers?
Speaker 5: I think they do. I don't they do?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: So Friday, right, I went to have acupuncture. Right, I
Speaker 3: could have done every couple of months. Right, it's fantastic.
Speaker 3: And as I'm making my way there, a walk past's
Speaker 3: store I've never seen before. And full disclosure, I'm a
Speaker 3: sucker for these places I see the dream capture and
Speaker 3: I stop Crystal healing store. They might as well shut
Speaker 3: that place down very soon because old wide eyed pommies
Speaker 3: in town and he needs to buy some stuff.
Speaker 4: You don't take me for the crystal time.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 3: Also, I've got some rand new angel cards. I've got
Speaker 3: some bullet cards. And this lady was like, oh, we're
Speaker 3: going to close up for the rest of you. And
Speaker 3: she goes, so you're interested all the stuff and I'm
Speaker 3: like yeah, yeah. She goes, uh, you have you seen these?
Speaker 3: These are crystals. I went, oh, I've never never tried
Speaker 3: these on the crystal. She goes, oh, this is an amethyst.
Speaker 3: This is how amethysts are very powerful. It's buy one
Speaker 3: of these crystals. You carry it around with you have
Speaker 3: it in the house, and it can we can look
Speaker 3: after karma.
Speaker 2: I hear this. I'm like, I don't ask how much
Speaker 2: it is. I go, I'll take that. She goes, don't
Speaker 2: want to have that much. I'm thinking I need.
Speaker 3: An amethyst in my pocket, madam. And so I get
Speaker 3: this thing. I'll bring it into the house. And I've
Speaker 3: got to be honest, since Friday, nothing but bad.
Speaker 5: Did you wash it first?
Speaker 6: You meant to wash. Well, it was a full moon
Speaker 6: last night. You meant to wash it and put it
Speaker 6: in a full yeah, full moonlight and it cleanses. You
Speaker 6: might have to do a bit of a ritual and
Speaker 6: clap in the corners of the house and stuff.
Speaker 4: I have never heard you got to wash your crystals before.
Speaker 3: This is everything okay, So this is so everything down.
Speaker 2: I need to wash the crystal. What they've got someone
Speaker 2: else's usual on it.
Speaker 6: Well, it's got her fingerprints and stuff on it. It's
Speaker 6: got her energy. So you need to cleanse it.
Speaker 4: And you're saying the lady the shop is bad energy.
Speaker 6: Well I'm not saying she's bad energy, but it's got
Speaker 6: her energy on it.
Speaker 2: You need to I mean I barely understand what to
Speaker 2: put my jeans on.
Speaker 5: The right wash flat now just under the tap. You
Speaker 5: don't need to.
Speaker 3: Put it on two hour cycle. What are you're washing
Speaker 3: is my crystal? It's got bad energy. I've put some
Speaker 3: fabric softener in there with clean soul spirit.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three Time out to catch up with a good friend.
Speaker 3: Hamish McLaughlin, Come on in, Hamish, always.
Speaker 7: Feel good hearing your voice, Christian morning, do you morning?
Speaker 7: Jack out?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he just cut there like he's busy doing some admin. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: what is it?
Speaker 4: How I am?
Speaker 7: Did I interrupt you doing something?
Speaker 4: So No, I just thought I thought it was a
Speaker 4: quick hallaii and then we move on to the action.
Speaker 2: Let's move on.
Speaker 7: It's not a conversation like radio normally.
Speaker 3: You just prefer to make it all business. No show today,
Speaker 3: all business with Jack. So listen to Hamish before we
Speaker 3: get into and playing about the videotape of what happened
Speaker 3: over the weekend with the two goes of the phase
Speaker 3: that pace. Please help me out here, right, I'm still
Speaker 3: a newbie fan of AFL. Just when I thought I
Speaker 3: understood it all, everything gets swept away from me yesterday.
Speaker 3: So the D's is through. They get a they get
Speaker 3: a home game. Now, this great news, first time in
Speaker 3: twelve years. They're through to the finals. I start reading
Speaker 3: up about how the next few rounds work. Round one
Speaker 3: coming up just under two weeks time of the AFL
Speaker 3: Ground Final.
Speaker 2: Round one. I get it first, all top eight teams.
Speaker 2: This makes sense.
Speaker 3: You will play each other, knocking each other out to
Speaker 3: progress to the next stage In a knockout tournament.
Speaker 2: No within the eight as the top four on the
Speaker 2: bottom four.
Speaker 3: So I'm looking at round one and I'm saying about
Speaker 3: the Tigers and the Hawks, West Coast and Collinwood. Those
Speaker 3: are qualifying rounds, and then I see the D's and
Speaker 3: in an instant elimination round.
Speaker 2: What's going on now?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: So all year you're thinking about the top four. If
Speaker 8: you can get into the top four, you get the
Speaker 8: double chance. If you go five to eight, you're in
Speaker 8: the finals. But every week is cut throat, so it
Speaker 8: is more complicated.
Speaker 7: For the Demons.
Speaker 8: We would have loved to have finished top four, both
Speaker 8: the Demons and the Cats. But if you have a
Speaker 8: look at the three word weekend, AFL finals are here. Finally,
Speaker 8: one hundred and ninety eight home and away games done.
Speaker 2: Wow, so we're here.
Speaker 8: The other thing with three word weekends, you've got to
Speaker 8: put the Demons into context. Demons are real. They were
Speaker 8: so superb last week against the Eagles. They are better
Speaker 8: yesterday against the Giants.
Speaker 7: So three word week.
Speaker 3: That's going to feel good for you because you were
Speaker 3: the one you were guiding me when I was going
Speaker 3: through which team should I go for? I remember your
Speaker 3: brother was like actually saying to you in front of me, well,
Speaker 3: why is he telling you that nothing's going to happen
Speaker 3: to them this season?
Speaker 2: You must Phil Breen.
Speaker 8: Doesn't know anything about the AFL clear on that he's
Speaker 8: a good administrator, knows nothing about the game. So let's
Speaker 8: leave Gillan out of this. But free word Weekend the
Speaker 8: Cats all wait, So you and I have had historical
Speaker 8: bets on the Demons and the Cats since you became
Speaker 8: a demon. I'm up one piece of peaking, all right,
Speaker 8: So I'm going to double down and it's going to
Speaker 8: be fun. We'll watch that together someway. That's the Friday night.
Speaker 8: If you can't come into the commentary box for that
Speaker 8: on the Friday night.
Speaker 3: I'm happy to co comment, well, happy to co commentat.
Speaker 3: I think what the commentary needs is a clueless pony
Speaker 3: what happens now? Guy?
Speaker 2: Much here exactly?
Speaker 8: And just on the three word weekend politics, who's our
Speaker 8: PM question Mark?
Speaker 7: What about Max? For PM?
Speaker 8: Max Goning told be one of the great pms of
Speaker 8: this game, credible performance instead of him absolutely Jared Roughhead
Speaker 8: on Saturday Night was extraordinary. I just noted on the
Speaker 8: weekend that Jared Roughhead has played under one coach but
Speaker 8: now six prime ministers. So it's been an interesting career
Speaker 8: for Joel Selward, for Patsy Joel Seward.
Speaker 7: Off the market, off the market.
Speaker 8: Three word weekends, sadly racing Chatago one of our great
Speaker 8: racehors who won't get out of the belt.
Speaker 7: Chaitago won't jump.
Speaker 8: And then O see, I was following you on Twitter
Speaker 8: last night and to be honest and pretty concerned about you,
Speaker 8: Sunday night, melancholy you okay, no, tally what it was
Speaker 8: Saturday night in the basement, drinking red wine by yourself naked.
Speaker 3: No, this was a semi naked It was Saturday night
Speaker 3: after Jack and Brad had left. You know, sometimes I
Speaker 3: like to just put my headphones on. My wife had
Speaker 3: gone to bed and listen to sad songs. I find
Speaker 3: there's a I love doing that. And by the way, heymis,
Speaker 3: what do you think about this?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: So invite Jack and Brad Rownd. They come round. Brad
Speaker 3: turns up with a cheese board. We don't eat in
Speaker 3: the cheese and he says, at the end of the night,
Speaker 3: have the cheese board. Jack brings some booze. He doesn't
Speaker 3: make any cocktails for us. He tells my wife that
Speaker 3: the moment's moved on, while she said I'd love one
Speaker 3: of your cocktails. He then takes all his booze back
Speaker 3: home with him. That's not on, is it?
Speaker 7: It's two parts of that one.
Speaker 8: I love the fact that Bread's now bringing Melbourne supporter
Speaker 8: a cheese pard.
Speaker 4: And everything I imagine, everything I imagined.
Speaker 7: About Jack is now reality.
Speaker 4: That's brilliant.
Speaker 2: All right, we'll come back with Hamish after the East the.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: We're joined by Hamish mclonchlin and is now tying to
Speaker 3: play back the two. It was kind enough on Friday
Speaker 3: to agree to do two rounds of the phrase that
Speaker 3: pay so Hamish. The first one Friday night was to
Speaker 3: get listener Scheries text that she lent for this feature. Sis,
Speaker 3: can I borrow twenty bucks? I'll give it to you
Speaker 3: next Thursday. So do you want to explain anything? Before
Speaker 3: we played this back?
Speaker 7: Was there a cis in? There?
Speaker 2: Was there this guy knows this guy? No?
Speaker 8: No, I just got to I just got to check
Speaker 8: my text from our producer Bread to make sure that
Speaker 8: I got sent the right information.
Speaker 2: Was the day find was to day he didn't have
Speaker 2: his glassus.
Speaker 4: I want to be surprised.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's not Hamish's hang.
Speaker 8: On phrases at nine eighteen am from Brad, who's our producer.
Speaker 7: Phrases.
Speaker 8: First one hash hyphen best of luck with your resignation today.
Speaker 8: Second one can I borrow twenty bucks?
Speaker 4: I'll give it a Yeah, he was mister mcgow on
Speaker 4: Friday when we were around bumping into and everything, he.
Speaker 2: Dropped the ball several times and he dropped the cets
Speaker 2: from Paul. Do you know that?
Speaker 7: Also?
Speaker 8: I had breakfast I to coffee with bread on Thursday
Speaker 8: show in your absence, and he told me on Friday
Speaker 8: we left without paying for the coffee.
Speaker 7: You go picked out. I don't, I said, don't even
Speaker 7: have a coffee.
Speaker 2: Wasn't a glass of water?
Speaker 7: I didn't know you sat down and had glass of water.
Speaker 8: So I went back and paid for him, and they said,
Speaker 8: was out that mister McGoo type character we cofee with
Speaker 8: yesterday and just left without pain And I didn't have
Speaker 8: cis I just see you text me exactly. Can I
Speaker 8: borrow twenty bucks? I'll give it to you next Tuesday.
Speaker 3: All right, let's have a listen to this, this play
Speaker 3: about the tape from friday night's game.
Speaker 8: Rough he played under one coach, but six PM's extraordinary.
Speaker 8: You only chance to be a PM cons Well, I
Speaker 8: know nothing about politics, so the position should suit me.
Speaker 3: Well, then now that's the the wrong one that's got
Speaker 3: We've got to go back here. Yeah, come on, I
Speaker 3: can't even blame it. That's my fault. Actually, here is
Speaker 3: here's the here's the CIS going to borrow you one.
Speaker 8: Alex Johnson goes in for mee Rico number six. I
Speaker 8: think things can't get worse? Well, who do you find out?
Speaker 4: It's rooming with it?
Speaker 2: He's shock.
Speaker 8: You imagine the chat with Shorty.
Speaker 4: I'll give it you next tuesday. Hey, yeah, you wanna
Speaker 4: have a quady?
Speaker 2: What do you want to do here?
Speaker 7: Just chat chat chat chat chat.
Speaker 2: Well he did it, he did it perfectly.
Speaker 4: Well you go there one know sis.
Speaker 8: This would have been easy. If I knew Sis was
Speaker 8: there would have been fine. But that was a long
Speaker 8: stretch and I was pretty pleased to get it in.
Speaker 3: To be honest with you, hey, miss, you will have
Speaker 3: him fired today on your behalf.
Speaker 2: Okay, you'll get rid of him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, then we go on to the one
Speaker 3: you agreed for some reason do too over the weekend.
Speaker 3: This came from listener John, best of luck with the
Speaker 3: resignation today, So tell us about this one then set
Speaker 3: it up for us.
Speaker 8: Was there, well yesterday morning, this was Sunday morning. I
Speaker 8: was thinking Melbourne versus Giant. It's going to be tricky
Speaker 8: to get it in. So as I'm hosting the Sunday
Speaker 8: morning show Game Day, I said to Adam Kerney, I'm
Speaker 8: gonna have to run a resignation. But he said, is
Speaker 8: this the phrase it pays? I said, yeah, just run
Speaker 8: with me. Here he goes, this is getting serious. What
Speaker 8: is it today? I said, best of luck with your resignation?
Speaker 8: Day said, how are you getting that in? I said,
Speaker 8: we'll work it out together. Roughly played under one coach,
Speaker 8: but six pms extraordinary?
Speaker 7: Are you only chance to be a PM? Coons?
Speaker 16: Well, I know nothing about politics, so the position should
Speaker 16: suit me well.
Speaker 8: Then festival luck with the resignation today and good luck
Speaker 8: with the campaign.
Speaker 4: Surely it was everything he hoped.
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was it always as these two sides?
Speaker 7: Well?
Speaker 2: I thought that most very good. That's two from two.
Speaker 4: Adam Cooney makes his second appearances.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a great wing man.
Speaker 3: He's like I think you too, like changed over cash
Speaker 3: in that commentary box.
Speaker 2: So you know, found we're.
Speaker 8: Dancing well together, aren't the skating beautifully?
Speaker 3: Now the other thing we got you to do Friday, Jack,
Speaker 3: do you want to give him some feedback because I
Speaker 3: get the feeling you're not happy with the performance that
Speaker 3: he laid down from Melbourn anthem.
Speaker 4: I'm actually happy with Hamish's performance. So this is your
Speaker 4: idea to put Hamish into the Melbourne song in it
Speaker 4: of commentary. Yeah, so it's like a stop down during
Speaker 4: the song and we hear a bit of commentary. This
Speaker 4: is your idea of Vienna playing Melbourne and Melbourne comes
Speaker 4: over the top at the.
Speaker 2: End wins again.
Speaker 4: Hey, your commentary is great. I'm not happy with the
Speaker 4: Atmoss and crowd sound effects that our audio man's putting in.
Speaker 7: Was that Brad as well?
Speaker 4: Was it?
Speaker 2: It can be? It can be the more we've the outIn.
Speaker 4: I don't think it sounds like a football game. You
Speaker 4: guys better judge.
Speaker 2: Let's have a listen. Well, this is hard to fathom.
Speaker 17: Melbourne has led all day long, but with just seconds left,
Speaker 17: Vienna has their noses in front. Okay, back to the
Speaker 17: middle we go. One last roll of the dice. What
Speaker 17: can this great city of Melbourne muster?
Speaker 2: Seconds?
Speaker 17: Ticked by the ball and just gut Melbourne gets a
Speaker 17: hands on it first. Melbourne bursts out of the middle,
Speaker 17: bravely runs a fifty with pace, breaks a Vienna tackle
Speaker 17: and another. Melbourne kicks a goal. A city gasp, A
Speaker 17: city hopes it's accurate. It's long, it's home, it's through
Speaker 17: the middle. It's a goal Melbourne. Yes, Melvin wins, Melbourne
Speaker 17: beats Vienna.
Speaker 4: He's the greatest city of all.
Speaker 2: That's brilliant.
Speaker 4: You did brilliantly.
Speaker 8: It's actually it feels like go to a sort of
Speaker 8: a university rally. That crowd noise we can't get the.
Speaker 2: MC must see.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you're right. It's not the right stick
Speaker 3: it up a little act. It also sounds like it
Speaker 3: feels like a fight crowd.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not normally what you get the g.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 8: We can crack that up and maybe a siren as
Speaker 8: the ball sails through, Maybe an umpires whistle.
Speaker 7: Some guy, you're like, dam.
Speaker 3: On day, come on now, man, we can do this
Speaker 3: great town for these notes home.
Speaker 4: Do you have access to mcg sound effects and crowd?
Speaker 2: Got all those.
Speaker 8: CDs he carries, email them over to you now, yeah,
Speaker 8: they probably I just I'll just air drop them to
Speaker 8: you now.
Speaker 2: Also, you don't happen to have an in at school choir,
Speaker 2: do you?
Speaker 7: Yep? Yep. I'll get them to when do you need them?
Speaker 2: By the L A S A P.
Speaker 7: They'll be around.
Speaker 4: The song needs to be complete by Wednesday, So we're
Speaker 4: putting your part in the song today.
Speaker 3: Ham.
Speaker 4: We get the school choir hopefully tomorrow, and then the
Speaker 4: Lord Mayor we showed the song to on Wednesday.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all right. We catching with you towards the
Speaker 3: end of the week. Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: Take care by the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one
Speaker 1: oh four point three.
Speaker 3: So over the weekend, my wife was doing the normal
Speaker 3: thing in that very underwhelming.
Speaker 2: Way about Father's Day and it's like, oh, what do
Speaker 2: you want?
Speaker 3: You know, it's a non event compared to the huge
Speaker 3: spectacle that is Mother's Day. Even watching TV over the weekend,
Speaker 3: play a little game when a you're watching this TV
Speaker 3: this week, check out the adverts about every other advert begins.
Speaker 2: This Father's Day, Yeah, what is it now?
Speaker 3: See one yesterday for a fitbit? No way, no way,
Speaker 3: for any Mother's day. They going this Mother's Day, why
Speaker 3: not get old chunky a fitbit. No one's going up
Speaker 3: to their mom and going I got you this. You know,
Speaker 3: let me lose the old love handles, mum.
Speaker 2: No one's doing that.
Speaker 3: But dad's okay to hey, get off the couch, wear
Speaker 3: a fitbit and lose to man boobs. So watch out
Speaker 3: the TV adverts this week with this Father's weekend and
Speaker 3: you say, oh, yeah, what is it now? So an
Speaker 3: your wife goes, it's so hot, so hard buying a
Speaker 3: gift for you? It's impossible to buy a gift for you, went,
Speaker 3: no way, It's harder for me to buy a gift
Speaker 3: for you. We start arguing about who is it harder
Speaker 3: to buy a gift for?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 7: Do you?
Speaker 2: Guys?
Speaker 3: See, I think it's harder to buy a gift for
Speaker 3: a woman than it is a guy.
Speaker 5: No, disagree strongly.
Speaker 4: Really I think I disagree as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's interesting.
Speaker 3: Now what perhaps why you do you think it's harder
Speaker 3: for to shop and buy.
Speaker 2: Something for a man?
Speaker 6: I think because like you. Chris is not excited about
Speaker 6: Father's Day, so we won't drop hints. So he ends
Speaker 6: up just getting a Bunnings voucher or something boring like that.
Speaker 5: I don't worry about.
Speaker 2: You go and shop, you go shop, you go buy.
Speaker 5: The gift, yeah, or a JB.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: He always likes music, but yeah, he's pretty Uh.
Speaker 2: Why do you think it's do you know if it's
Speaker 2: harder for a woman, Chapman.
Speaker 4: I actually find it easy to buy for your anchor.
Speaker 4: I think like she likes books and movies, so there's
Speaker 4: there's always new books and movies coming out.
Speaker 2: Bet you ever try to buy a handbag for lady?
Speaker 4: No, I would never.
Speaker 3: I never try and buy all those big sort of
Speaker 3: plumber's bag.
Speaker 5: Chris, Yeah, I have.
Speaker 3: But each time you are playing Russian Roulette, you're a
Speaker 3: roll in the dice.
Speaker 2: You know, same with with with with clothes.
Speaker 3: I love buying clothing, wife, But you buy twelve in
Speaker 3: one stort you go next door.
Speaker 2: The twelf is completely different? How can that be?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: I never risk clothes.
Speaker 5: No, Chris doesn't do that either.
Speaker 3: So I said, my wife, it's impossible to buy a few,
Speaker 3: you know, And I said not at all I said,
Speaker 3: You know what, if you do want to get me some,
Speaker 3: it's very good at office works. And I need some
Speaker 3: new index cards and load of these new sharpie pens. Right,
Speaker 3: you do love those shares, but this one isn't available
Speaker 3: in the UK. I've never seen this model before. It's
Speaker 3: called the bullet tip. I for my wife is get
Speaker 3: me a load of these. And I'm seriously that's me
Speaker 3: happy this weekend.
Speaker 2: This is all one.
Speaker 3: All I've got is this one. At the moment, I'm
Speaker 3: paranoid of losing it or leaving it somewhere. It's the
Speaker 3: best sharpeye I've ever used. I'm happy to do an
Speaker 3: advert for them. It's the Sharper bullet tip. It's a
Speaker 3: great one.
Speaker 4: And why is it up to Sarah to buy you
Speaker 4: the Father's Day gift?
Speaker 2: Because I shike, don't get it myself. Now.
Speaker 4: Your daughters are old enough, I think to take it
Speaker 4: under their own responsibility.
Speaker 2: Well I agree, but I mean you speak to them
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 6: They just it's like they might be making something. Audrey's
Speaker 6: busy making something.
Speaker 2: Oh great.
Speaker 6: Last year he got a cardboard tie. We know he
Speaker 6: loved it, with a bit of elastick and he had
Speaker 6: to wear it to work to his clients, and she'd
Speaker 6: pasted on pictures from the magazine.
Speaker 5: I think there was a bit of Prince Harry and
Speaker 5: the Queen on there.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean kids do love a collage, don't they.
Speaker 3: So as you grow out and just cutting out random photos.
Speaker 5: It's about six inches thick.
Speaker 3: But then you get with a lot of those homemade gifts,
Speaker 3: it feels like they're just going it.
Speaker 2: Here. You are person I know very little about, and
Speaker 2: look at it and go to any of these people.
Speaker 4: I never said I love Prince Harry.
Speaker 2: You are a strange, mysterious man.
Speaker 7: Having Father's Day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 2: Three this Father's Day?
Speaker 3: Why not treat the special father in your life to
Speaker 3: homemade wouldn't I know?
Speaker 5: A cardboard?
Speaker 3: So yesterday my youngest daughter right who like Audrey, if
Speaker 3: there's any spare time is just make it. The kitchen
Speaker 3: turns into a meth rab and she's making that homemade
Speaker 3: slime yesterday.
Speaker 2: How is there?
Speaker 3: She spends some stuff and then she goes to me,
Speaker 3: do you want me to make you something for Father's Day?
Speaker 2: I was thinking about making anyone a slime iceberg?
Speaker 7: What's that?
Speaker 3: I don't know, that's what I'm going to be getting
Speaker 3: a slime iceberg. It sounds messy, it sounds chaotic. And
Speaker 3: also it's the fact that when they when they make
Speaker 3: you stuff, it's the clean up operation because they just
Speaker 3: make it and boom, mic drop, they walk out the
Speaker 3: room and you got to get the hoover outge the
Speaker 3: dicing out to to who roped the.
Speaker 2: Glitter that goes everywhere everywhere.
Speaker 3: There's something about the homemade gifts because we've all done
Speaker 3: this before with mums and dads and birthday parents where
Speaker 3: you would have made homemade gifts. What are the classic
Speaker 3: homemade gifts.
Speaker 4: For this training? One is paying a pine cone or
Speaker 4: put Google eyes on a pine cone. We did that
Speaker 4: every year propreate. My dad probably has seven pine cones
Speaker 4: in the back of this plast somewhere with googly eyes on.
Speaker 3: It's had an Australian thing, then pine is that what
Speaker 3: I go look forward to this this because it's been
Speaker 3: my first Australian Father's Day, So a bit a pine cone.
Speaker 4: Pats, did you get a pine cone or did you
Speaker 4: even make him?
Speaker 7: When you're in I.
Speaker 6: Had the pastor nicklace. Oh you tread the pastor on
Speaker 6: a bit of wool. I got that one Mother's Day.
Speaker 3: I think Bex did that. So did you make that
Speaker 3: as well? Producer bexes on her drive through microphone.
Speaker 16: Yes, I was just saying to the others we always
Speaker 16: made those crappy pasting neck places, and your mom and
Speaker 16: dad are like, oh, thanks, all right, give us.
Speaker 3: A call this one and tell us about the homemade
Speaker 3: presence you've made that I can expect this weekend.
Speaker 2: Then nine four one four one o four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Father's Day this weekend we're talking about the shonky homemade
Speaker 3: gifts we've made before. And Thenmber years ago, when I
Speaker 3: was a kid making one for my dad. I don't
Speaker 3: even know what I was thinking, right, I thought I'd
Speaker 3: make him a homemade letter opener. Now, what I need
Speaker 3: to know about my dad is when I was not
Speaker 3: raised down to an abbey whatever the opposite of that.
Speaker 3: My dad had a proper job working in a car
Speaker 3: factory doing fourteen hour days. He did not need a
Speaker 3: letter opener in his life for bills that he was
Speaker 3: struggling to pay, but I thought, I'll make dad a
Speaker 3: homemade letter opener.
Speaker 2: So what it is?
Speaker 3: I it was like one of our just standard kitchen
Speaker 3: knife and I got some ballsal would do you know
Speaker 3: that you're all cheap things? He would cut out and
Speaker 3: sort of taped it together with some celotatee basically sort
Speaker 3: of thing you'd see in a prison movie.
Speaker 2: Like a ship or a shank, wrapped it up and
Speaker 2: when there you go, Dad.
Speaker 3: I remember him even getting it going opening. I'm looking
Speaker 3: at it, like, what do you want me to do
Speaker 3: with this one?
Speaker 2: Is it?
Speaker 4: If there's a ride in the yard?
Speaker 2: I remember that that was it. I never saw him use.
Speaker 3: That, that good old home fashioned shiv letter opener.
Speaker 5: I wonderful if he's still got it.
Speaker 3: But yeah, there's a there's good of calls now, Melissa,
Speaker 3: good morning, good morning. Okay, So what homemade gift did
Speaker 3: you make?
Speaker 12: And there were two? Actually one we must have been
Speaker 12: big on picture frames. Now there was one of icy
Speaker 12: pole sticks that were all sort of overlapping on the
Speaker 12: corners and.
Speaker 2: That sort of thing you have like a raft.
Speaker 12: Yeah, exactly, bit of cardboard on the back, you know,
Speaker 12: pretty pretty good deep but anyway, so that was one year,
Speaker 12: and then another year there was one made out of
Speaker 12: macaroni around the edge of the frame and all sprayed
Speaker 12: gold paint.
Speaker 2: That's really I reckon.
Speaker 3: If you're talking Hall of Fame homemade gifts, macaroni something, Yeah,
Speaker 3: macaroni's I reckon. And all the grocery stores coals and
Speaker 3: wars this week selling out a macaroni. Honestly, they'd be
Speaker 3: selling out of bags and macaroni for kids to make
Speaker 3: stuff out of.
Speaker 4: That honorable mention to the paddle pup stick I remember
Speaker 4: a lot of paddle pup sticky raft.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Louise, good morning, Good morning, Hey, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: What's your homemade gift?
Speaker 11: Well, I'm a lot older than probably a lot of
Speaker 11: your viewer listeners. But we used to use an orange.
Speaker 11: The teacher would put a ribbon around it and secure
Speaker 11: it with drawing pins, and then we used to pot
Speaker 11: clothes in it the orange.
Speaker 5: Put clothes in the orange.
Speaker 11: You came and smell nice?
Speaker 3: Are you a time traveler who's come from the feteenth century?
Speaker 2: Shut up, dad, here's an orange.
Speaker 11: Doing that make crocheted carnation flowers beautiful? But these days
Speaker 11: that should be Mother's Day and Father's right, not a
Speaker 11: free course lunch and a lawn moler.
Speaker 2: You're quite right. Actually, yeah, you're quite right.
Speaker 3: I'll be lucky to even get an orange, to be honest, James,
Speaker 3: one last coil. Come on and James, welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: How yeah, I'm pretty good, Tobe. You well, buddy, And
Speaker 3: what's your homemade gift?
Speaker 15: It was from when I was quite much younger, I
Speaker 15: think with kindergarten or maybe prep, we were making come
Speaker 15: end of school, like Christmas ornaments out of Babe was
Speaker 15: like a curtain rod rings you could imagine are quite small,
Speaker 15: and they.
Speaker 4: Just glue a little bit of cloth over it so that.
Speaker 15: You could like have a go at just doing some
Speaker 15: needle points people are doing. They're doing, like, you know,
Speaker 15: pretty basic shapes because they're young. Most people just did
Speaker 15: Christmas trees. But yeah, I got about halfway through my
Speaker 15: tree and clearly needle point was of my vocation because
Speaker 15: I just stopped and just dumped some glitter over it
Speaker 15: and glued it.
Speaker 3: That's it, James, The good old glitter that stuff yeste
Speaker 3: people for life.
Speaker 15: It every year like so it's just kind of like
Speaker 15: legacy of life.
Speaker 3: Lack of n James, thank you very much for the call.
Speaker 3: You know what, glitter stays with you for life. You
Speaker 3: know sometimes they have like you on security vans turning
Speaker 3: up with cash for like shops and supermarkets, and they
Speaker 3: have that die that.
Speaker 2: If you open up this case, they should just have glitter.
Speaker 2: This will stand you longer than dying.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: Well this is great.
Speaker 3: She got this to win every single day this week
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Speaker 3: and two beverage vouchers upon arrival.
Speaker 2: I love that. It's two beverage vouchures? Now? Is that
Speaker 2: for you and the guest? Do you reckon? That's two
Speaker 2: for you, two for whoever you bring in.
Speaker 5: No I reckon, total of two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, I reckon.
Speaker 4: They would make a song and dance about it if
Speaker 4: it was four drinks total.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to say every day it's four okay,
Speaker 3: so it's two for you, two for your mate.
Speaker 2: I come out of your pocket with fair enough. Okay.
Speaker 2: The first show is sold out.
Speaker 3: The Red Hot Summer Tour is adding a second show
Speaker 3: now on the Sunday out at morning to Racecourse Sunday,
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Speaker 3: Today we turn our attention to this classic Australian anthem.
Speaker 3: All right, you've got to sing one line. Jack and
Speaker 3: Pat's are going to do a turn around. But this
Speaker 3: is the line you need to sing. Need you to
Speaker 3: come in after Barnzy and do the classic next line.
Speaker 3: And only seven flying hours and I'll be landing in
Speaker 3: Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: That's the line.
Speaker 3: You need to do the best you can and only
Speaker 3: seven flying hours and I'll be landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 3: W'd be great now is all the gig pigs will
Speaker 3: start going, oh, it's too much effort. The lines are
Speaker 3: just half ah, so I just snap all them up
Speaker 3: with my little piggy trouting something.
Speaker 2: No over given away.
Speaker 3: You've actually got to try and do something for these
Speaker 3: tickets rather than be unlucky.
Speaker 2: Line nine. You were won?
Speaker 4: And are we giving them away to great singers? Are
Speaker 4: just the most passionate singers.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's a great point, Jack. Okay, we'll breathe through
Speaker 3: the teas and season a minute.
Speaker 2: We're looking for passion, Yeah, we're looking for passion, not
Speaker 2: just talnent. I reckon? Okay, So are you okay?
Speaker 3: As the resident kind of singer songwriters on the show
Speaker 3: to give a kind of guideline here.
Speaker 4: I'm a C plus singer. Yes, I'm ready. Only seven
Speaker 4: flying hours and now me landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 3: As all right, all right, let's see how Pats he does.
Speaker 2: Now, Pats.
Speaker 6: In seven flying hours, we'll be landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 4: And there a couple of words, but what that was
Speaker 4: a sorry?
Speaker 2: Why not give that news reading?
Speaker 4: That's good stuff?
Speaker 2: A nightmare? What a lovely voice? There? Any wording? Four three?
Speaker 2: Give us a call.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: Sin's made an interview in Jimmy Mars two weeks ago,
Speaker 3: going to see his new documentary, which came out last Thursday,
Speaker 3: Working Class Boy.
Speaker 2: I'm halfway through reading, so I've read Jimmy's book, which
Speaker 2: is great.
Speaker 3: Halfway through reading Don Walker's, who penned most of the
Speaker 3: amazing songs for Cold Chisel.
Speaker 2: It is.
Speaker 3: I love rock biographies, right, and that is one of
Speaker 3: the best ones I've ever read.
Speaker 2: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: I don't know it was so good Don Walker'm sure
Speaker 3: most of you up to speed you already read it.
Speaker 2: But if not and you're.
Speaker 3: Looking for a good book, Don Walker's Shots is an
Speaker 3: amazing rock biography. He's such a great rite. Obviously he's
Speaker 3: a great songwriter, but doesn't have to translate to writing
Speaker 3: a book.
Speaker 2: But this is is brilliant anyway.
Speaker 3: It's just coming up for five to nine every single
Speaker 3: day this week. Then we've got tickets and now paranoid
Speaker 3: I'm going to get it wrong again with that unfortunate
Speaker 3: missus pronunciation. Read summer tickets. The Saturday is sold out.
Speaker 3: On the nineteenth, They've had an extra show by popular
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Speaker 3: can buy tickets through ticket Muster at we we've got
Speaker 3: free tickets VIP tickets every single day. This week you've
Speaker 3: got obviously Barnsey singing Jon Jet, loads of others as well.
Speaker 3: You've got to sing your way there. This week we're
Speaker 3: doing Ozzie Oki. This is the first line from the
Speaker 3: Great Barnzy.
Speaker 2: You need to do the next line in case.
Speaker 3: I'm and only seven flying hours and I'm landing in
Speaker 3: Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: All right, were you ready to judge Jack? All right,
Speaker 2: let's burst up this morning. Singer for us.
Speaker 3: It is Michelle. Welcome Michelle. Hello, right, you got your
Speaker 3: singing voice ready?
Speaker 12: I think so.
Speaker 3: All right, we'll played the first line from Barnsey. Then
Speaker 3: you jump in.
Speaker 14: All right, Yep, I'm so good flying I'll be.
Speaker 12: In Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, pretty good stuff, Thank you, Michelle.
Speaker 18: Peter, Yep, all right, Betty, I'm Barnsie to you, bet.
Speaker 2: And seven fly hours I'll.
Speaker 14: Be landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: It's like a drunken Keith Richards. Amazing stuff there.
Speaker 3: Nicole, Yes, okay, good luck, look at yeah over to.
Speaker 2: You, Nicole.
Speaker 14: Only seven flying hours and I'll be landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 2: Well done, so far, one of the best. Glenny.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty good, Glen.
Speaker 3: For some reason, the phone system here has got Glenn.
Speaker 3: Then in brackets fifty five, let's fall down the stairs
Speaker 3: with some glass with sad.
Speaker 2: This happens when your brackets fifty five.
Speaker 17: In a machine.
Speaker 2: All right, Glenn, are you ready?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 7: Thanks?
Speaker 2: So right over to you, Glenn with seven flying hours
Speaker 2: in hometown. Very good, very good, nay for effort. Then
Speaker 2: there's another Nicole back, come on in the col again. Hello,
Speaker 2: all right, this is good luck. All right, good luck.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're looking for your best line.
Speaker 2: Bring it.
Speaker 14: Only seven flying hours.
Speaker 13: I'll be landing in Hong Kong.
Speaker 4: I don't mind it. I'm more unpitched than the others. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it seems this is the division. The girls singing their
Speaker 4: normal singing voice. The guys tried to put on a voice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're trying to do the Barns. He aren't they
Speaker 2: that guts all kind of raw that guy and neither.
Speaker 4: Of them got it. But we got to commend the passion.
Speaker 2: And also give tickets away.
Speaker 4: I would I would riddle it down to my two favorites.
Speaker 4: Michelle and Glenn. Who do you think the first caller
Speaker 4: and the fourth caller?
Speaker 3: All right, Michelle and Glenn, can we get that? Let's
Speaker 3: a test the old dynamics.
Speaker 2: You a producer. Can we get them? Get them back?
Speaker 2: Yes we can. Okay, let's hear it again.
Speaker 3: Then all right, they're in a sing off final now, Michelle, Okay,
Speaker 3: I need you do it one more time. Okay, you're
Speaker 3: singing for the tickets. It's between you and Glenn. You ready?
Speaker 2: All right? One more time? Okay, believe terrible much to
Speaker 2: let you down there? Oh no, good stuff, Michelle, Glenn
Speaker 2: bring it? Listen, Glen bringing up? Is it? But it's Glenn.
Speaker 3: Bracket's fifty five. I want you to have these tickets,
Speaker 3: old timer? All right, good luck?
Speaker 4: Give it everything, Glenn.
Speaker 11: Come on, Glenn, Hello, we silence wile else and I'll
Speaker 11: wel in.
Speaker 2: This is it what we're looking for? The god standing there.
Speaker 3: Glenn knocks it out of the park, He shoots, he scores.
Speaker 3: They're yours, Glenn, enjoy, thanks very much. Bro Okay, that
Speaker 3: was Glenn. Their brackets fifty five? Good in today's double pass.
Speaker 3: We've got another one tomorrow morning. Don't forget if you
Speaker 3: do want to go and you can't win tickets this
Speaker 3: week with US Sunday tickets are available through Ticketmaster.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 3: All right, time for this mornings rand New at work
Speaker 3: time wasted fee you great news friends. Today is National
Speaker 3: Furniture Appreciation Day. Appreciate furniture. The bed you slept on
Speaker 3: last night, on where tonight, the chair you're sat on
Speaker 3: right now, this radio is placed upon as well.
Speaker 4: I try to appreciate furniture every day after the.
Speaker 2: Year, especially the bed.
Speaker 3: All right, So we're looking for furniture celebrities.
Speaker 4: Are you going to say to me? What are you
Speaker 4: going to say to everyone? What you said to me earlier?
Speaker 3: I'm ending with one that I actually think is I
Speaker 3: won't do another better at work time wasted this year,
Speaker 3: and I may might drop it and not get punt
Speaker 3: up anymore like an I'm gonna do at the beginning
Speaker 3: of this because what I'm going to hit you with
Speaker 3: is my finest work. I can't give you any more Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So a couple of geit us going though Dame Judy
Speaker 3: bench that's great, Sonny and chair.
Speaker 4: These are good.
Speaker 19: You're on a gold run mc hammock gold run. And
Speaker 19: then here's the big one. Here's the big one. Oh no,
Speaker 19: I've got another as well through Tony Abbott took it
Speaker 19: down because then I'm going to take you back up
Speaker 19: with this one.
Speaker 2: Christopher Walking wardrobe.
Speaker 7: It's good.
Speaker 3: No, no, thank you, Christopher Walking wardrobe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that. That's really good. Furniture, it's furniture ish.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna allow because I've got a roomish one.
Speaker 3: Okay, what have you got them? Furniture celebrities? What have
Speaker 3: you got si with.
Speaker 4: My roomish one? Kitchen O'Connell. Any Murphy bed?
Speaker 7: You know?
Speaker 4: Murphy bed?
Speaker 2: What's a Murphy bed?
Speaker 4: It's that bed that you pulled down from like it
Speaker 4: hangs in the warning you pull it down.
Speaker 2: I didn't know it was. What are you called a
Speaker 2: Murphy bedny?
Speaker 4: Any share hands for Murphy bed?
Speaker 2: Produce a bects you heard of that referred to as
Speaker 2: a Murphy bed?
Speaker 5: Sadly never heard.
Speaker 4: She didn't have any furniture in her.
Speaker 2: It's called a I've had called a wall bed.
Speaker 3: Very sad story last year about one, though someone actually
Speaker 3: dying in one They got trapped in one.
Speaker 4: I'm not flung back up like cuttoon with that's terrible, cracky.
Speaker 2: What have you got?
Speaker 20: Furniture celebrities Calvin Recliner, he's back on form, folks, and
Speaker 20: Gary ca Gary Cabinet Junior.
Speaker 4: I should have finished.
Speaker 3: Okay, look well, I'm hoping that you get someone as
Speaker 3: good as Christopher Walking Wardrobe. If we get a really
Speaker 3: great one this morning, we do actually have an awesome
Speaker 3: present for dad this weekend for Father's Day. This Father's Day,
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Speaker 3: your dad this weekend. For the best at work time waster.
Speaker 3: We're looking for furniture celebrities textuals right now for this
Speaker 3: morning's at work time waster oh four seven five three
Speaker 3: one oh four three furniture celebrities on National Furniture Appreciation Day.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four point.
Speaker 3: Three, You two the sweetest thing on God one o
Speaker 3: four point three. It's Christian and Connor Breakfast Show. Whilst
Speaker 3: you will listen to those songs, perhaps with give me
Speaker 3: a tutur about how to cleanse my crystal for the
Speaker 3: first time Friday. And there's that I think has genuinely
Speaker 3: brought some bad energy into my house.
Speaker 2: I didn't know you had to clean these things.
Speaker 5: You do, that's what happens.
Speaker 6: So you need to cleanse them and everything will go
Speaker 6: fine and smooth.
Speaker 4: And then what else did you tell me? He's gonna
Speaker 4: put them in the moonlight in.
Speaker 5: The moonlight, yes, overnight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the indoors are outdoors. Because of outdoors, we've got
Speaker 3: possums everywhere. They they make a strange noise. By the
Speaker 3: way I found out Las snight they.
Speaker 4: Can make a horrible noise, like.
Speaker 5: Like yeah, Sarah snoring.
Speaker 3: All right then, So on National Furniture Appreciation Day, we
Speaker 3: celebrate this by asking you to give us your furniture celebrities.
Speaker 3: L Stall j that's good gold already, Julian Moravin, well done.
Speaker 2: Someone's come up with a tiger's theme here, Dustpin Martin.
Speaker 4: That's good as well.
Speaker 2: Seven plus and trench couching.
Speaker 4: That's good. It can go to a gold for the.
Speaker 2: Double Anta middler bed middler.
Speaker 4: That's good as gold.
Speaker 2: Oh, Sofa La Wren, that's good gold.
Speaker 3: World on Dave Jerry Springer mattress, the classic spring mattress.
Speaker 3: Not done much with it, Betty Maguire, he goes upstairs
Speaker 3: to his beddy.
Speaker 4: That's our best so far.
Speaker 3: Gold, the Neveman winner, Courtney loves Seat.
Speaker 2: That's very good. You know the older love.
Speaker 3: Uh you get about the garden, little kissing bench, okay, silver,
Speaker 3: or if you're on the right website, something else, armchairs,
Speaker 3: swatching a.
Speaker 4: Girl, Nah, not close enough.
Speaker 2: Bronze, Robert Bedford.
Speaker 4: Good, but we've had a lot of bed ones. Bronze.
Speaker 2: They don't know that, you know, they don't see what
Speaker 2: I see. Olivia Foot and John.
Speaker 3: That's a gold Classics, well done, Amy White rack, that's inappropriate.
Speaker 4: Won't mark out of respect?
Speaker 3: No, well, don't produce spects for putting that one into down.
Speaker 2: Daniel Dave bed Lewis.
Speaker 4: That's a bad silver plas Shane and.
Speaker 3: It is not a stinker. And it's not sure whether
Speaker 3: I'll get told off. I think it's all right.
Speaker 2: I don't I'm not sure.
Speaker 4: Didn't I come around?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not sure. I don't think it's the best taste.
Speaker 4: Let's let's not do it.
Speaker 2: No, I think you're right, let's not do that? Okay?
Speaker 3: All right then, so who are we giving the Navman
Speaker 3: dash camp for the ideal Father's Day gift?
Speaker 4: Betty maguire, all right, we're doing that one.
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Speaker 2: So are you well?
Speaker 1: Don't quest O'Connell Breakfast Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 3: This Wednesday's Midweek mixtape. The themeous songs that spell out
Speaker 3: the title in the song, like r in the USA,
Speaker 3: John Cougar Medencamp.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about.
Speaker 3: Doing a Father's Day hour of songs that mentioned dad, Papa, father,
Speaker 3: but there's no point.
Speaker 2: There's not enough kats in the cradle. But that doesn't
Speaker 2: mentioned dad.
Speaker 3: It's about a father, all is Can you think of
Speaker 3: any papa as a ronning Stone? Dance with my Father
Speaker 3: by Luther Van Joss. You ever heard that no Break
Speaker 3: your Heart?
Speaker 4: What's it called again? I was trying to think of
Speaker 4: my own daddy ones.
Speaker 3: Dance with my father. All he wants to do is
Speaker 3: just have one more dances a man, but he can't.
Speaker 2: He's dead. It's really sad. It's heartbreaking. Fine time today
Speaker 2: to listen to Dance with my Father. It's a really
Speaker 2: good song. I can't think of any more than that.
Speaker 3: His mama said, you knock you OUTA there's not the
Speaker 3: old man said, knock you out.
Speaker 4: Father Christmas, father of the Bride, Father of the Bride
Speaker 4: by movie. Yeah, I know, but is there a song?
Speaker 4: I can't just say, is there a song for that movie?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 2: Daddy cool, bonym there's daddy call.
Speaker 3: There's only about three or there's not enough for an
Speaker 3: hour of music?
Speaker 4: Oh, here we go. I'm getting past the note.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's getting passed it by before I even finished mine, right, Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't think there's enough for an hour, which is
Speaker 3: why we're doing songs that spell out the title in
Speaker 3: the song.
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Speaker 3: Well that's it for us. The title today's show is
Speaker 3: the moment had passed. I'm I don't know what you've
Speaker 3: got going on today, but I'm going to go wash
Speaker 3: my crystals and I'm actually no, no, I please believe me.
Speaker 3: I really am going to go home today and wash
Speaker 3: my crystals because Patstormy, that's what I need to do
Speaker 3: to get the bad energy off.
Speaker 2: Yep, that's right. I've got to go wash my crystals.
Speaker 4: And what did she say about clapping in the corner
Speaker 4: of the.
Speaker 3: Room, which is said exactly that perhaps told me that
Speaker 3: I need to go around my house. The kids are
Speaker 3: going to ring like just some sort of chance of
Speaker 3: services are go. He's finely cracked it. They're also the
Speaker 3: kids now. I told them yesterday. They were like, why
Speaker 3: have you got going on this? Switch said, look, the
Speaker 3: Lartis radio listening figures came on Tuesday.
Speaker 2: If I start today start camera, that city's lost it.
Speaker 3: Sure it's he's doing some sort of radio ratings starts
Speaker 3: to try and bring on good news. I hope those
Speaker 3: crystals can bring us a few ext of listeners tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: But do you think the crystal's bad news? So can
Speaker 4: you fix it before tomorrow before the rating time?
Speaker 3: I really need to because it's cursed me over the weekend.
Speaker 3: But I hadn't cleansed my crystals anyway. More crystal chatting
Speaker 3: tomorrow's show. There's one thing you wouldn't hear with Eddie Maguire,
Speaker 3: chat about his healing crystals.
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