WEBVTT - FULL: I Will Solve The JFK Case 0:00:00.520 --> 0:00:07.920 Christ Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast showtime. 0:00:15.320 --> 0:00:17.599 Maybe she just like overplucked or something. 0:00:18.360 --> 0:00:19.400 Well, sorry, that's my job. 0:00:20.320 --> 0:00:22.920 Come here, Chrissy, come and look at him. Come here, Sidney, 0:00:22.960 --> 0:00:23.400 Mum's lap. 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:27.120 I'm twenty one, Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four. 0:00:28.000 --> 0:00:30.600 Hey, good morning, it's Friday morning. Welcome to the weekend. 0:00:30.680 --> 0:00:33.839 It's the Christian O'Connell Show. Good morning, Jack Posts, howti guys, 0:00:34.080 --> 0:00:35.360 Patrina Winner Jones? 0:00:35.680 --> 0:00:36.040 Morning? 0:00:36.520 --> 0:00:38.720 Is everyone looking forward to the weekend ahead? You've got 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:40.280 good plans, Patsy? What are you up to? 0:00:40.440 --> 0:00:43.199 We're catching up with friends on Sunday. Actually, you know, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:46.680 it's a bit like the Premiership Cup tour now that 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.760 I'm an ACRO winner and friends of ours want to 0:00:49.800 --> 0:00:50.839 catch up on Sunday. 0:00:51.000 --> 0:00:53.199 Yeah. Do they want to or you insisting that they 0:00:53.240 --> 0:00:54.080 have to see the award? 0:00:56.600 --> 0:00:58.560 Is there any truth to this room? Other members of 0:00:58.640 --> 0:01:00.720 the team told me that you walk into your local 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:02.800 dry cleaner and they gave you a standing ovation. 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:05.520 Oh that is so. 0:01:05.440 --> 0:01:07.800 Nice, very unexpected, remember that, but not really. 0:01:07.800 --> 0:01:10.119 You had the water in your hand about you called 0:01:10.160 --> 0:01:15.400 the head my dry cleaning or Red Carpet's not on 0:01:15.640 --> 0:01:16.199 the front. 0:01:16.520 --> 0:01:19.800 No, remember, very fussy customer. Remember when I took Audrey 0:01:19.880 --> 0:01:21.399 school uniform and they put on the thing. 0:01:21.560 --> 0:01:24.600 Very fussy customers. Yeah, those people they were not. 0:01:24.800 --> 0:01:27.440 Those people are like guinea people we heard about yesterday, 0:01:27.560 --> 0:01:28.840 one by one. 0:01:28.880 --> 0:01:30.800 So you go back there. I thought you blacklisted them. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:33.120 No, no, no, no, no, no no no. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:38.560 Master dry cleaners straight. They all about dry cleaning and 0:01:38.560 --> 0:01:39.480 they do a brianch job. 0:01:39.520 --> 0:01:41.600 How often are you in there dry clean don't you 0:01:41.640 --> 0:01:43.080 use once or twice a year? 0:01:43.160 --> 0:01:43.520 Oh god? 0:01:43.560 --> 0:01:47.240 No no, Well there's suits for Chris and mainly suits 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:48.040 for Chris for work. 0:01:48.320 --> 0:01:51.320 But I do his own shirt like his own shirts suits. 0:01:51.800 --> 0:01:55.160 Sarah's never wash a suit. No no, I didn't say 0:01:55.160 --> 0:01:56.800 you could. I don't know what glaring at me like 0:01:56.840 --> 0:02:02.400 that actually can turn on a sixpence You get that glare. Wow, 0:02:02.480 --> 0:02:04.880 we it's terrifying. Jackie boy, what are you up to 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:05.440 this weekend? 0:02:05.720 --> 0:02:08.000 I've got the first dinner tonight where we're going with 0:02:08.400 --> 0:02:11.160 We're going to take Gordy with friends without kids. 0:02:11.200 --> 0:02:12.200 Oh please don't do that. 0:02:12.240 --> 0:02:14.120 So we booked into a pizza place at five point 0:02:14.120 --> 0:02:18.160 thirty pm earlier. They are struggling to comprehend going to 0:02:18.200 --> 0:02:20.600 dinner that early, but that's that's. 0:02:20.400 --> 0:02:22.360 What time you eat. Well, how do you think it's 0:02:22.400 --> 0:02:22.760 going to go? 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:25.959 I think for us following for them, they're going to 0:02:26.200 --> 0:02:28.160 you know, have felt like they just ate lunch. But 0:02:28.360 --> 0:02:30.040 he eats at five point thirty. And now we all 0:02:30.080 --> 0:02:30.919 eat at five thirty. 0:02:30.960 --> 0:02:34.640 So Gordy is what now seventeen eighteen just gone nineteen? 0:02:34.919 --> 0:02:35.119 Wow? 0:02:35.880 --> 0:02:38.079 So is this his first kind of Friday night out 0:02:38.760 --> 0:02:40.160 in a public place at a restaurant. 0:02:40.240 --> 0:02:43.600 No, He's found a few restaurant visits. The worst one 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:46.120 is the Greek restaurant near us, which we love the food, 0:02:46.240 --> 0:02:49.560 but they've got carpeted floors and carpeted floors of the 0:02:49.639 --> 0:02:51.720 kid is a nightmare because he throws up on us, 0:02:51.760 --> 0:02:52.400 up on the ground. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.760 Over the next couple of years, you're constantly right, Biankle 0:02:54.800 --> 0:02:57.400 will leave before you. I was always the one on 0:02:57.480 --> 0:03:00.680 my hands and knees and the start star always so 0:03:00.760 --> 0:03:03.040 understand they go, don't worry about that. But it was 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.640 just like pee bits of passages thrown on the floor. 0:03:06.800 --> 0:03:08.160 I used to feel so guilty. 0:03:08.240 --> 0:03:11.280 You can't leave with no way because a lot of 0:03:11.280 --> 0:03:13.799 people wouldn't you know, yeah, what are you doing this weekend? Christians? 0:03:13.800 --> 0:03:16.000 I'll tell you why watch this week again? Jackie boy. 0:03:16.320 --> 0:03:20.000 I am solely in charge at home. My wife's gone 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:22.280 away for a couple of days with their girlie mates. 0:03:22.919 --> 0:03:24.880 It's there the book club. I don't know why you 0:03:24.880 --> 0:03:26.079 need to go for four days. 0:03:26.240 --> 0:03:28.520 You can read a book anyway that I just had a. 0:03:28.520 --> 0:03:31.040 Look on Google maps. Where staying there? Staying opposite of 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:34.120 winery that's our bookshop? Is it or a book warehouse 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.640 or something? Staying opposite my wife's book club just mainly 0:03:37.680 --> 0:03:40.520 seems involved them and getting drunk on rose. I don't 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.160 think they've ever even talked about books. So four days, 0:03:43.200 --> 0:03:46.120 so I'm I'm in charge of the house. So it's 0:03:46.160 --> 0:03:48.520 me and my seventeen year old daughter lower. She's asked 0:03:48.520 --> 0:03:50.720 me to go out tonight because she's got eight mates 0:03:50.760 --> 0:03:51.240 coming around. 0:03:51.320 --> 0:03:53.440 Oh so you have to clear your own house. 0:03:53.520 --> 0:03:55.560 Get out the house. But what do you think is 0:03:55.600 --> 0:03:59.120 happening back there with eight seventeen year olds, Shenanigan's is 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:00.360 what's going to be going on? I'm not going to 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.360 be a relaxed at dinner tonight. Coming up next time, 0:04:02.640 --> 0:04:04.920 we'll get into this week's double thumbs. 0:04:04.600 --> 0:04:07.440 Up the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:04:07.600 --> 0:04:09.160 Let's two double thumbs up when we talk about the 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:12.040 things we're into this week. Patsy, what's it for you? Yeah? 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:14.480 When I was in Sydney last week, I did happen 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:17.640 to chance by going to see The Beauty and the Beast. 0:04:17.760 --> 0:04:18.159 Is it good? 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:20.839 Well? I loved it. 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.039 It is true to the tale, true to the classic 0:04:23.040 --> 0:04:26.000 Disney tale. And it's coming to Melbourne next June. 0:04:26.200 --> 0:04:27.880 And tickets. Why I'm mentioning it. 0:04:27.839 --> 0:04:30.080 So far out is tickets have just got on sale 0:04:30.160 --> 0:04:33.440 this week, So jump onto Beauty and the Beast yourself. 0:04:34.080 --> 0:04:35.520 You love your musicals. What's your favorite? 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:36.799 One favorite music? 0:04:36.800 --> 0:04:36.960 All? 0:04:37.320 --> 0:04:39.440 Oh wow, that's really hard, but probably Phantom. 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:41.000 Never seen it? 0:04:41.120 --> 0:04:42.800 Seen it five times, run for a year. 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.880 I think it's still running in the UK, huge one. 0:04:45.279 --> 0:04:46.960 It's somewhere around the world. 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:48.520 Why is it so good time? 0:04:48.640 --> 0:04:49.560 I think it's the music. 0:04:50.960 --> 0:04:55.160 I love the depth of the story, but I do 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.800 love the music, and I think it's a tragic love story. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.280 I just I love it. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:01.040 I love it. 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.600 You said that in such a theatrical way. 0:05:02.680 --> 0:05:05.560 Now I do love what else you into already? 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:06.320 I moved right along. 0:05:06.360 --> 0:05:08.640 I was going to say we're going to get another 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.240 theatrical I actually regret asking. It's my fault. 0:05:11.440 --> 0:05:14.400 Have you ever because your dog owners? Have you ever 0:05:14.480 --> 0:05:18.320 actually changed your weekend plans to suit the dog because 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:19.599 you don't want to leave. 0:05:19.440 --> 0:05:20.680 Them at high yes for too long? 0:05:20.800 --> 0:05:22.400 Yet that happened to us the other week Can we 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:25.480 had grand plans to go into Coburg to this amazing 0:05:25.560 --> 0:05:27.360 craft market, artisan market. 0:05:27.480 --> 0:05:28.680 What grand plans they were? 0:05:28.800 --> 0:05:31.400 That's that's not exactly a weekend away? 0:05:31.520 --> 0:05:33.720 Wow, grand plan. 0:05:33.720 --> 0:05:34.520 Bag my sunday. 0:05:34.560 --> 0:05:37.360 I love a market on the Coburg and really live 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:41.120 it up. Oh my god, Chantalise Chris And this is. 0:05:41.120 --> 0:05:43.400 From a former coberg Rest, but I wouldn't exactly put 0:05:43.440 --> 0:05:47.400 it on get Away you too. 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.560 For Postcards episode about. 0:05:50.279 --> 0:05:53.360 To say it's something postcards would go to, but we 0:05:53.480 --> 0:05:55.039 just couldn't do it. I was looking forward to it, 0:05:55.080 --> 0:05:56.920 and he looks at He looks at you, The dog 0:05:56.960 --> 0:05:59.800 looks at you with those anticipated eyes. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.640 Can I come to COVID too? 0:06:02.920 --> 0:06:05.960 Did you say craft fair? Well? There be homemade candles 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:06.880 and crap like that. 0:06:07.080 --> 0:06:09.320 So we changed our plans and we stumbled across a 0:06:09.360 --> 0:06:11.760 brilliant just out my way in were'll be a brilliant 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.480 nursery that has a fantastic cafe down the back of it. 0:06:15.720 --> 0:06:19.359 And it's called I did write it the family Face. 0:06:19.520 --> 0:06:20.240 I think it's cooled. 0:06:20.720 --> 0:06:23.640 So you're looking at itself. Look at email. I haven't 0:06:23.640 --> 0:06:26.240 been before, you haven't been there before. 0:06:27.400 --> 0:06:31.240 Your family face is the garden face and you have 0:06:31.400 --> 0:06:33.520 been there before. They've got a linkle license, which I 0:06:33.640 --> 0:06:37.200 like to And also they have a doggy menu. You 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:40.320 can get doggy Chino's and doggie Porri did all right, 0:06:40.320 --> 0:06:40.920 we've lost her. 0:06:41.080 --> 0:06:43.160 All right, we'll come back. And Jack and I had 0:06:43.160 --> 0:06:44.080 our adult chap. 0:06:44.400 --> 0:06:47.040 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:06:46.880 --> 0:06:49.719 Christ'll show it's Friday. You might have got that vibe already, 0:06:50.080 --> 0:06:53.679 Jackie boy, what are you enter at the moment? Actually, 0:06:53.720 --> 0:06:54.960 I can guess what you're written to at the moment 0:06:55.000 --> 0:06:57.760 port Jack he has I know he's obviously raising is 0:06:57.800 --> 0:06:59.440 a twenty month old boy. But the real thing you've 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:02.480 got going off watching I mean it's like the Martin 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.880 School Safcy of TV shows, the block. 0:07:04.680 --> 0:07:08.359 When you commit to the bluff, where is nothing else longgoing? 0:07:08.760 --> 0:07:10.560 I haven't seen a single episode this season. 0:07:10.640 --> 0:07:14.560 It's twelve weeks long, so three months of your life. 0:07:14.600 --> 0:07:16.360 I want is it four episodes a week? 0:07:16.400 --> 0:07:18.160 Four episodes a week? Sometimes five? 0:07:19.200 --> 0:07:20.880 And do you enjoying it? But we'd love it. 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.360 We love it, but it just means you can watch 0:07:22.400 --> 0:07:25.360 nothing else. We're up to week ten, so two more 0:07:25.400 --> 0:07:28.880 weeks ago and then winn end. Yeah, I mean, I'm 0:07:28.960 --> 0:07:32.560 so excited. I know your wife gosh yees get this. 0:07:33.320 --> 0:07:36.480 Sarah's organized somehow to go and visit the houses, which 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:37.320 is when you watch. 0:07:37.120 --> 0:07:39.520 The invites for you and you as well, person if 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:39.840 you want to. 0:07:39.800 --> 0:07:42.360 Come along the same night as the high school musical. 0:07:42.640 --> 0:07:45.360 So do not text Jack or be anchored because that 0:07:45.400 --> 0:07:48.200 guy to come and drop the show in a heartbeat, 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:49.520 and I mean radio show as well. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:53.760 Now, surely you're destined. I know you and be Anchor 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:55.160 have tried out for it, haven't you. 0:07:55.320 --> 0:07:57.120 We haven't tried out for it, but we want to go. 0:07:57.400 --> 0:07:58.120 Yeah, we should do it. 0:07:58.200 --> 0:07:59.080 It's in a video in. 0:07:59.400 --> 0:08:00.840 No, no, no, no, I've never seen a video. 0:08:01.200 --> 0:08:02.800 Would you do it? I would love to do it, 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.280 but doesn't sound like a lot of work. 0:08:04.440 --> 0:08:06.920 You've got friends in it. It's like a big once 0:08:06.960 --> 0:08:08.400 in a lifetime opportunity. 0:08:08.720 --> 0:08:12.520 Well, that and going to Coburg for the weekends. All right, 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:15.239 things I've enjoyed this week. It'start, a new TV show 0:08:15.800 --> 0:08:18.920 about the It's the early days of John Wick, the Young. 0:08:18.960 --> 0:08:21.320 It's not called the young John Wick. It's him at 0:08:21.360 --> 0:08:23.880 nursery school when he has his first roundhouse. Uh, it's 0:08:23.880 --> 0:08:24.920 got the Continental. 0:08:24.960 --> 0:08:27.000 Well, it's not really John Wick before he was John Wick. 0:08:27.120 --> 0:08:29.800 Yeah, of course, what do you mean? It's greatest premise. 0:08:29.800 --> 0:08:30.480 That's all I need. 0:08:30.800 --> 0:08:31.240 What's it on? 0:08:31.480 --> 0:08:34.080 Before? He was a hit man? You watch how he 0:08:34.120 --> 0:08:36.559 is a hit manythings what happened him? Thank you? And 0:08:36.679 --> 0:08:40.800 it's my You love musicals. I would watch John with 0:08:40.880 --> 0:08:43.560 the musical or someone else. No, no, no, no, it's 0:08:43.600 --> 0:08:49.040 someone like Benjamin or Benjamin Button. I don't know Benjamins 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.880 is happening to today's show. We're only the first half 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:53.800 an hour in What's it on? 0:08:53.920 --> 0:08:54.640 Is it on Netflix? 0:08:54.800 --> 0:08:58.200 No, it's only other thing as well. 0:08:58.360 --> 0:09:00.720 Your idea of making an actor look youngerman is just 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:01.600 shrieking down. 0:09:04.559 --> 0:09:09.000 Yeah, it's a cartoon in Little Titchy Mouse. I really 0:09:09.080 --> 0:09:13.360 enjoyed last weekend was The Equalizer three. I love the 0:09:13.360 --> 0:09:16.719 Equalizer movie series. Denzel Washington's also them if you've never 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.920 seen them listen to this as a pitch. I mean 0:09:18.960 --> 0:09:21.520 replace the words the main style. It is called Robert McCall, 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:23.640 but put my name in Christian O'Connor. This is like 0:09:23.720 --> 0:09:26.199 my life Starley. Since giving up his life as a 0:09:26.240 --> 0:09:30.200 government assassin, Christian O'Connor finds solace in serving justice on 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.640 behalf of the oppressed that's now living in southern Italy. 0:09:34.679 --> 0:09:37.600 He soon discovers his new friends are under the control 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:40.360 of local crime bosses. Don't you hate it when he 0:09:40.480 --> 0:09:44.719 moved into a suburb low and behold the neighbors are 0:09:44.880 --> 0:09:47.080 under the control of the local and he's trying to 0:09:47.120 --> 0:09:49.920 retire because he's a former hit man. I just realized 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.720 there two things, got two things I've watched this week 0:09:51.840 --> 0:09:54.400 about hit man not going into my life at the moment. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:58.120 Guys, the Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:09:57.840 --> 0:10:01.080 Yesterday we had so many all the stories, Well what 0:10:01.080 --> 0:10:03.000 have you been hitting the face by? You were rolling 0:10:03.080 --> 0:10:05.560 it over a part too this morning, what's hit you 0:10:05.640 --> 0:10:08.360 in the face? Nine four, one four, one oh four 0:10:08.320 --> 0:10:10.240 to three. Here are some of our favorites from yesterday. 0:10:10.320 --> 0:10:13.079 Biling hot chestnuts, put them in the oven for a time, 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:16.880 got them out, and that's when they just exploded straight 0:10:16.920 --> 0:10:17.920 in my face. 0:10:17.840 --> 0:10:20.840 In my eyes, having a very special time with my daughter, 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.360 just go over their bottle. 0:10:22.160 --> 0:10:23.480 Sort of thrying her up and down. 0:10:23.679 --> 0:10:25.920 The old pasteurized milk just went straight. 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:26.040 In the gold. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:29.240 I was doing a Titanic moment on the front of 0:10:29.280 --> 0:10:33.960 the catamaran. We hit a school of fish, flying fish, 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:38.439 and I got hit in the face with a black eye. 0:10:39.080 --> 0:10:41.880 Samantha Christian, my friend's cat was giving birth. I was 0:10:41.920 --> 0:10:44.760 so fascinated though, went in for a closer look. Let's 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:48.400 just say I won't do that again. I'm so glad 0:10:48.440 --> 0:10:51.400 that actually that ended it there. Sometimes it's better when 0:10:51.400 --> 0:10:53.079 we just read some of their comments out, because if 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:55.640 that was on air, we get some four K story 0:10:55.679 --> 0:10:59.600 about that. Visceral colors, the smell, the sensation, the noise. 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.800 The mind imagines horrible things. Sometimes I can already imagine 0:11:03.880 --> 0:11:05.959 what that must have been like. All right, So what's 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.080 hit you in the face? Nine four one four one 0:11:08.200 --> 0:11:12.000 o four three. Good morning, Jared Christian, how are you? 0:11:12.080 --> 0:11:14.000 I'm good mate, Happy Friday. So I hit you in 0:11:14.040 --> 0:11:14.440 the face. 0:11:15.000 --> 0:11:16.320 I got skewed on them. 0:11:16.360 --> 0:11:19.120 I was cruising out on the Great Barrier reef stalking 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:21.960 standing by the standing on the barrier and. 0:11:21.960 --> 0:11:24.920 Passenger offers at me skeewed win the winner one by, 0:11:25.080 --> 0:11:26.440 and it blew strape back into. 0:11:26.320 --> 0:11:29.880 My Oh my god, second hand spew the worst kind 0:11:29.920 --> 0:11:30.880 of somebody else as well. 0:11:30.880 --> 0:11:33.000 That is so that is rough quite the trick shot. 0:11:33.120 --> 0:11:38.360 Yeah, nice, Sorry buddy, carry on. I saw it go 0:11:38.440 --> 0:11:40.320 one mine and saw it coming back straight into my butt. 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:43.240 Oh god again. See this is why Samantha didn't need 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.079 to be on air, the change in direction. Joe, Thank 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:48.560 you very much, you Colmo, have a nice weekend. Thank you. 0:11:49.280 --> 0:11:51.000 The Christian O'Connell Show. 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:54.640 Podcast, we're asking you what hit you in the face? 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:57.360 So nine four one four one o four three Now 0:11:57.360 --> 0:12:03.000 I hope I get your name right. Christine, Christine, Christine, gotcha? 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:04.360 Now what hit you in the face? 0:12:04.840 --> 0:12:07.760 Well, it didn't hit me in the face. It's hit 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.480 my niece and my husband in the face. 0:12:10.720 --> 0:12:13.160 Gotcha. 0:12:13.720 --> 0:12:16.120 When my dad died we had him cremated. We took 0:12:16.240 --> 0:12:19.400 him out onto the boat to scatter him where he 0:12:19.440 --> 0:12:23.959 loved to fish, and my sister leant over the side 0:12:23.960 --> 0:12:28.160 of the boat with the ashes, didn't lean down far enough, 0:12:28.400 --> 0:12:31.600 didn't think of the wind. The wind picked them up 0:12:31.840 --> 0:12:34.600 blew them straight into the boat next to us, where 0:12:34.640 --> 0:12:39.079 her daughter and my husband were. My niece with her 0:12:39.200 --> 0:12:43.360 eyes closed, her mouth all scrunched up, and my husband 0:12:43.600 --> 0:12:46.960 telling me later that day, I think I ingested part 0:12:47.000 --> 0:12:49.440 of your father with me forever. 0:12:50.840 --> 0:12:56.880 Yes, excuse me, Christine that there's quite some story. 0:12:57.000 --> 0:12:58.160 You've got to laugh about it. 0:12:58.360 --> 0:13:00.120 Yes, you have. You've got to laugh about it. Tea. 0:13:00.200 --> 0:13:02.440 All right, Christine, have a nice weekend. Thanks for calling. 0:13:02.679 --> 0:13:04.360 Thank you, thank you so much. 0:13:04.520 --> 0:13:06.120 I remember a couple of years ago we did like 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:08.160 a whole week of stories about what happened when you 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:14.320 were sprinkling ashes. Richard, good morning, Yes, hello, yeah, soo Richard, 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:16.360 welcome to the show. So Richard will hit you in 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:16.800 the face. 0:13:17.760 --> 0:13:19.600 I got hit betwent the eyes of the golf ball. 0:13:19.960 --> 0:13:20.920 Eleven stitches. 0:13:21.240 --> 0:13:24.680 Oh my god. So what happened? Were you playing with someone? 0:13:24.720 --> 0:13:26.520 And was a stray ball? What happened? 0:13:27.000 --> 0:13:29.439 The boy's weekend away? And I hit mine into the 0:13:29.720 --> 0:13:31.360 left hand side of the trees, and I hit it 0:13:31.400 --> 0:13:33.079 ahead of the trees on the other side. And as 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.520 I ran across the work to see, I wonder if 0:13:35.559 --> 0:13:37.679 they hit the ball and turned out a looking and guffy. 0:13:37.480 --> 0:13:42.760 Right betray right, that's agony. Eleven stitches. 0:13:43.440 --> 0:13:45.800 Eleven stitches here the doctor was probably the best part 0:13:45.840 --> 0:13:46.199 about it. 0:13:47.120 --> 0:13:48.719 So and it was it one of your boys from 0:13:48.720 --> 0:13:52.440 the boys Weekend that did it to you. Yep, it's 0:13:52.440 --> 0:13:54.000 going to make that weekend a little bit all good 0:13:54.000 --> 0:13:55.839 in the evening, isn't it. 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:55.760 Yah. 0:13:56.200 --> 0:13:58.760 Sitting in the doctor's in the little hospital waiting to 0:13:58.840 --> 0:14:03.240 the doctor to the country hospital, and he walked through 0:14:03.280 --> 0:14:05.120 the door and he says, who's to sturve me from 0:14:05.120 --> 0:14:09.840 my farm? Duty's you come with me? And he takes 0:14:09.880 --> 0:14:11.920 me down and you're shit, And I said down and 0:14:11.960 --> 0:14:13.640 he says I'll be back. He comes back and I'm 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:15.959 lying down. I'm jetting away and he boats is down 0:14:15.960 --> 0:14:17.960 and go a bit of tape and taste out chat 0:14:18.200 --> 0:14:19.760 because it's a bit of peach and quiet. It'd be 0:14:19.840 --> 0:14:22.680 nice while I do this. And he feels it up 0:14:22.680 --> 0:14:24.720 and he says, now you're going to be quiet, did you? 0:14:25.840 --> 0:14:27.680 And I said, oh, I haven't got a headache yet. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:29.480 I thought i'd have a headache by now. And he said, 0:14:29.480 --> 0:14:31.600 well there's a technical pair for that. No brain, no. 0:14:31.720 --> 0:14:38.720 Pain, gotcha, Richard, Thank you very much, Lordie. Christina join 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.800 a Mexican Wave at the MCG A piece of fried 0:14:40.880 --> 0:14:43.960 chicken landed on my face as I was gradually tilting 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:46.200 my head back. Lisa, my brother in law, was driving 0:14:46.200 --> 0:14:48.400 his speed boat and Lake Elden had a fish jump. 0:14:48.440 --> 0:14:50.680 Tell the water slapped him in the face. What hit 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:51.320 you in the face? 0:14:52.200 --> 0:14:54.680 Well, Christian Connell's show podcast. 0:14:55.240 --> 0:14:58.080 So the last couple of days, Jackie, Well, you've been twingy, 0:14:58.160 --> 0:15:01.160 You've been rubbing you in between your What actually have 0:15:01.240 --> 0:15:01.600 you done? 0:15:01.680 --> 0:15:05.240 I'm wincing through pain in my ribs and I don't 0:15:05.280 --> 0:15:07.720 know where it's even come from because I don't remember 0:15:07.760 --> 0:15:10.000 injuring myself. I thought it might be so bad that 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.120 it was broken. But I went to the physio yesterday 0:15:13.160 --> 0:15:15.960 and he said it's the muscle that sits in between 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:19.920 the intercostal. It's the intercostal and he said that will 0:15:20.000 --> 0:15:22.560 last two to three weeks. And I asked him, but 0:15:22.600 --> 0:15:25.640 what did I do? Because I don't remember injuring myself. 0:15:25.680 --> 0:15:29.960 He goes, it was most likely a heavy sneeze or cough. 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.640 I was like, thirty five. 0:15:34.200 --> 0:15:36.680 I mean, this is I think mid thirties is when 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:39.080 you enter middle aged Jackie boy, and this is it now? 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:41.600 I can't start breaking down from a sneeze, you. 0:15:41.560 --> 0:15:44.320 Can, Jack. This is what middle age is, where just 0:15:44.440 --> 0:15:45.680 anything can injure you. 0:15:45.760 --> 0:15:47.680 So now I'm out for two to three weeks from 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:52.400 a sneeze, from a sneeze, and it's it's agony tely 0:15:52.680 --> 0:15:55.440 my back to lie my front. So during the night 0:15:55.560 --> 0:15:58.440 keeps waking me up. I can't do anything. 0:15:58.680 --> 0:16:02.120 Yeah, you take a shot. Intake of breath. It just hurts. 0:16:02.200 --> 0:16:03.520 Shut take a breath. 0:16:04.840 --> 0:16:08.560 I did that warming up before using the gym, just 0:16:08.600 --> 0:16:13.240 warming up, was doing some twists, right, just just warming up, 0:16:13.520 --> 0:16:15.240 warming my body. Help was too much. 0:16:15.320 --> 0:16:17.200 This is meant to be the preventative part, so I 0:16:17.400 --> 0:16:20.280 don't get into and injured myself doing it. 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.600 But if you ever got a lame injury, yeah I have. 0:16:22.720 --> 0:16:24.560 I remember I was getting into the car once. I 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:29.000 was wearing thongs and somehow I managed to hit my 0:16:29.400 --> 0:16:31.880 right big toe on the bottom of the door and 0:16:32.040 --> 0:16:34.720 rip my complete toenail. 0:16:34.920 --> 0:16:38.160 Oh yeah, rip the whole thing off. 0:16:38.520 --> 0:16:39.640 And it was a bit of a mess. 0:16:39.760 --> 0:16:44.320 I don't know how why, but it really hurts. 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:50.080 You don't know why, you told me some strange things 0:16:50.080 --> 0:16:53.400 are like, ellude, you like the mystery someone stump there 0:16:53.400 --> 0:16:57.720 to on a bed. You weren't witchcraft an object? You 0:16:57.800 --> 0:16:58.720 bang your to them? 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:00.320 Why I you did? 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:02.360 I don't know, but it was the journalist. 0:17:02.760 --> 0:17:05.200 I will solve this and that JFK case. 0:17:05.400 --> 0:17:07.520 Do you keep? Are you meant to keep? The tonail? 0:17:07.600 --> 0:17:09.520 Put on ice? And they can reattach it? 0:17:09.560 --> 0:17:10.960 Can you take it to emerge and get them to 0:17:11.040 --> 0:17:12.880 graft it back on and micro surgery? 0:17:13.000 --> 0:17:14.760 Now it didn't take long to grow back, actually, but 0:17:14.840 --> 0:17:16.119 it really hurt and bled. 0:17:16.280 --> 0:17:20.000 Like I don't need any more detail, Perry, how did 0:17:20.040 --> 0:17:21.560 you injure yourself a lame injury? 0:17:21.800 --> 0:17:24.920 I was eating a donut, eating a donut, and I 0:17:25.000 --> 0:17:27.440