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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come on in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello everybody, Hi girls, Hi everyone, Hi Mitch, Hi Laura,

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<v Speaker 2>mich good mate, hey mate, howizy?

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<v Speaker 3>Well is al right?

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<v Speaker 4>Glad you checked in? Its good Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 5>Good.

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<v Speaker 6>Brittany is eating a burrito over there like it's that

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<v Speaker 6>much food.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I do have to say, you left this in

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<v Speaker 1>my fridge, Mitch, and I'm very grateful for it because

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<v Speaker 1>it is this is your leftovers from your house sitting

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<v Speaker 1>at my house on the weekend.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh mate, I don't know if that's good or we

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<v Speaker 6>made a we met a serving a tacos last week week?

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<v Speaker 4>How many days do you think tago can live in

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<v Speaker 4>a fridge for I feel like that's like a twenty

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<v Speaker 4>four hour situation.

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<v Speaker 7>Pre made taco.

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<v Speaker 1>It was just like I I made the taco, but

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<v Speaker 1>it was like the taco mints and I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>With the free fried bra beans and the seasoning and

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<v Speaker 3>onion and.

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<v Speaker 7>Think that stuff lives on.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, with a lot of bacteria. You needed to be

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<v Speaker 6>a check in by the end of the show four pm.

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<v Speaker 3>Poop checking. Let's see, Brittany Hockey.

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<v Speaker 4>We do not need to check in on britzpoo by

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<v Speaker 4>the end of the session. I don't reckon.

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<v Speaker 7>I can date you.

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<v Speaker 3>We will get you a mini microphone. You can take

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<v Speaker 3>it to the ladies room and we can know.

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<v Speaker 4>The acoustics are really good in there.

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<v Speaker 7>I know I've heard you.

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<v Speaker 3>How do you know?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you've got to prepare for this. I take this

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<v Speaker 4>show seriously.

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<v Speaker 3>Rehearsing for the po before.

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<v Speaker 7>Flora doesn't nervous poop before every show.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not nervous. I'm not nervous. I just like to be,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, prepared. I don't want to have to mid

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<v Speaker 4>show run to the bathroom. Anyway. Look, let's go talking

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<v Speaker 4>about some big things on today's show. Pre show clan

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<v Speaker 4>Lily Allen has come under fire everyone, and I have

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<v Speaker 4>a question for you. Can you return a dog to

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<v Speaker 4>a rescue home a pound if you've already got it,

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<v Speaker 4>if you're not happy with it? Can you return to sender?

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<v Speaker 3>Such a big question? Can you though?

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<v Speaker 4>If you had a dog and you're not happy, can

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<v Speaker 4>you send it back?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know, I've got thoughts on this.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't send back a kid? Can you send back?

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<v Speaker 3>Try?

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<v Speaker 4>It doesn't fit back where it came from.

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<v Speaker 6>All right, oh god, let's start the show around Australia.

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<v Speaker 6>We're getting to that next here on the pick up everyone.

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<v Speaker 4>I have a very controversial thing that I want to

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<v Speaker 4>talk to you guys about. Can you return a rescue

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<v Speaker 4>dog if you are not happy with it? So Lily Allen,

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<v Speaker 4>she's come under fire because she missus. Lily, just in

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<v Speaker 4>case you didn't know, the one song that she's well

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<v Speaker 4>known for Fear.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got one other, she's got two.

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<v Speaker 7>One's been sad, one's being mean, which I think of

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<v Speaker 7>both her in this situation.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, it kind of worked out, didn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well.

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<v Speaker 4>So Lily went on her podcast recently, and her podcast

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<v Speaker 4>is called miss Me, and she talked about during COVID

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<v Speaker 4>they got a puppy. The puppy's name was Mary, and

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<v Speaker 4>Mary was a misbehaving puppy and so she decided to

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<v Speaker 4>get rid of it. Have listened to this, you know what.

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<v Speaker 8>We actually did adopt a dog together already. But then

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<v Speaker 8>it ate my passport and so I took her back

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<v Speaker 8>to the home passports. She ate all three of our

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<v Speaker 8>passports and they had our visas in and so it

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<v Speaker 8>was just an absolute logistical nightmare. And because my father

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<v Speaker 8>of my children lives in England, I couldn't get them

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<v Speaker 8>back to see their dad for like four months, five months,

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<v Speaker 8>because this dog had eaten the passports and I just

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<v Speaker 8>couldn't look at her.

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<v Speaker 4>If not on the dog.

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<v Speaker 1>If your dog is eating your passports, your passports are

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere that your puppy keyword puppy can eat like that

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<v Speaker 1>responsibility is on you to hide valuable things away from

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<v Speaker 1>a new puppy and to train your puppies.

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<v Speaker 6>Never, let's not sit here on our high horses. Imagine

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<v Speaker 6>planning an international trip. You've paid for the visas, they've

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<v Speaker 6>been approved, they've been sent to you've got them on

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<v Speaker 6>your coffee table, and then your dog eats them. I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not for returning the dog, but it would really set

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<v Speaker 6>you off.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it would set you off. My kids ruined things

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<v Speaker 4>all the time. I don't try and shove them back

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<v Speaker 4>where they came from.

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<v Speaker 7>We did try.

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<v Speaker 4>They didn't fit a big now really no, But I

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<v Speaker 4>don't know. I think if you were to take a

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<v Speaker 4>dog into your life, there's a responsibility that you treat

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<v Speaker 4>them like they're a family member. You don't just get

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<v Speaker 4>to them if they are a little bit problematic.

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<v Speaker 1>There would be sometimes that a family adopts a dog

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<v Speaker 1>and it doesn't work out for different reasons, like maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's aggressive with the childrenal that there are definitely reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want a blanket statement, but I do

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<v Speaker 1>think that you have to put a lot of time

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<v Speaker 1>and effort into training your dog, and a dog should

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<v Speaker 1>be a family member.

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<v Speaker 6>Laura, you've got a rescue dog, but did yours come

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<v Speaker 6>with three legs or did you lose one along them?

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<v Speaker 4>We didn't chot one off because he was misbehaving. No,

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<v Speaker 4>he came with three legs, and to be fair, he

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<v Speaker 4>is an absolute angel of a dog. But Lily Allen

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<v Speaker 4>is copying so much flak for this, like she's had

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<v Speaker 4>to put out a public statement and say that she

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<v Speaker 4>thinks the media have only been taking specific grabs. I

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<v Speaker 4>probably the one that we just played, but the media

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<v Speaker 4>have only been playing a little bit of it. And

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<v Speaker 4>the reason why they returned it was because Mary was

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<v Speaker 4>better suited to a different family. They weren't able to

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<v Speaker 4>manage her temperament and she had a lot of anxiety

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<v Speaker 4>stress disorders from the poor dogs.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure Mary's fine okay with a new family, Like

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sure Mary's don't just find it?

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<v Speaker 1>Is she?

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<v Speaker 4>How do you know that.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 6>We can try and reach out to Mary's family. Next up, Mary,

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<v Speaker 6>give us a call.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think on this? So do you think

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<v Speaker 3>it's it's ethical? Is the right?

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<v Speaker 6>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Have you done it? I don't know. James is giving

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<v Speaker 3>us a buzz on the pickup. What do you think

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<v Speaker 3>about this? James? Can you do this?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? I mean we sort of had to do it,

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<v Speaker 5>like almost forced into it because me and my girlfriend

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<v Speaker 5>just recently had a baby and unfortunately the dog we

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<v Speaker 5>had it's just a little bit too aggressive with the baby.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, how long did you have the dog for before

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<v Speaker 7>the baby?

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<v Speaker 5>We had Jeffrey for about seven years, so a little miniature.

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<v Speaker 7>Now I just got goosebump, So that's like giving up

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<v Speaker 7>a child.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, it was pretty It was pretty tough. But we

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<v Speaker 5>did find like a really nice home for him as well,

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<v Speaker 5>which was which was good.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, what was he like with your baby?

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<v Speaker 5>Just a little bit too you know, wanting to get

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<v Speaker 5>at the at the kid, like just trying to get it.

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<v Speaker 4>Tell us he hadn't had an adjusted it went down

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<v Speaker 4>the pecking order to.

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<v Speaker 6>Tell me that the dog was trying to get at

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<v Speaker 6>the kids, like us jumping over the cot.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, like if we'd have it on the couch or

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<v Speaker 5>something like that, and you know, the dog would just

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<v Speaker 5>keep trying to get up and it would get kind

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<v Speaker 5>of restless.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess you can't. You just can't.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a very different circumstance to getting rid of a

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<v Speaker 4>dog because it eats up your passport to your sunglasses.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yeah, all right, well thanks to your call, James.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, back after this on the pickup, Mitch, you're

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<v Speaker 4>always talking about how you're a gen Zetter and you

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<v Speaker 4>know more about the younger population than what we do.

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<v Speaker 6>No, people just look at me and they go, what

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<v Speaker 6>glass skin that youthful boy has? How does he have

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<v Speaker 6>a radio show at the age of six?

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<v Speaker 7>Pretty sure no one has ever said that.

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't even realize. But the younger there's the generations,

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<v Speaker 4>even younger than you, is the alpha jen Like, if

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<v Speaker 4>you're an eight or nine or ten year old, you're

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<v Speaker 4>an alpha.

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<v Speaker 6>Alphagen genders at the end of the alphabet and it

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<v Speaker 6>resets and goes back up.

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<v Speaker 4>To a There is a school in Australia that has

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<v Speaker 4>banned a list of alpha specific words. And I heard

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<v Speaker 4>these words and I don't even think, well, they're definitely

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<v Speaker 4>not English, but I have no idea what they mean,

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<v Speaker 4>and I will put money on the fact that you

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<v Speaker 4>guys will have no idea what these words mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I at fiver, why has the school banned words that

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<v Speaker 1>are younger generation use? Like? Isn't this normal where we

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<v Speaker 1>develop our own slang at school and then we take

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<v Speaker 1>that into the world.

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<v Speaker 4>I think the issue is is that like these eight

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<v Speaker 4>year olds out there are speaking with words that are

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<v Speaker 4>so far from the English language or dictionary, Like the

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<v Speaker 4>words don't actually mean anything at all, and a lot

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<v Speaker 4>of the teachers have no idea what they're saying because

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<v Speaker 4>they've got their own little language to benefit the teacher. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>so instead of instead of them trying to understand and

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<v Speaker 4>like learn the words, they've just put up a list

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<v Speaker 4>in his school and ban them.

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<v Speaker 7>Also just speak English. I guess like we're learning English?

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<v Speaker 4>La, Yeah, I do. I want to quiz you guys

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<v Speaker 4>on it. I want to see how good and how

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<v Speaker 4>in touch you are with the with their alphagen all right,

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<v Speaker 4>here we go to see. But I wanted to felt

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<v Speaker 4>good in my bones, all right? Question number one? Word

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<v Speaker 4>number one? What does bussin mean? Spell it busin? You

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<v Speaker 4>double s a n Oh, you got to get the

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<v Speaker 4>bus to school.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, are you bustled?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you busting in?

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<v Speaker 3>No, don't busting? Busting?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, that's not right, means it's like it's really good,

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<v Speaker 6>it's great, it's busting.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's to do with food though mostly well,

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<v Speaker 4>at least the Internet told me that.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah that food be busting is like juicy, moist, delicious

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<v Speaker 6>yeo food.

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<v Speaker 4>Alright, what about this one?

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<v Speaker 8>Wait?

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<v Speaker 3>Did I get it right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Word number two.

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<v Speaker 7>Cap cap, Hey, guys, no cap no play?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, it means lie cap is a lie? Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch for sure googled these because his boyfriend's twenty one.

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<v Speaker 3>Alrighty two he's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Now that's cap. Question number three.

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<v Speaker 1>Drip Oh, I think dag got this one.

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<v Speaker 4>If you drip, if you're if you're.

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<v Speaker 7>Dripping, baby, you're lay it up in golden necklaces.

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<v Speaker 4>You're dripping, well, you're.

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<v Speaker 7>Dripping with coolness.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you're fit, you're outfit.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's like your sense of style.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, that's exactly what I just said, work for work.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay. What about finner thinner f I double na I reckon?

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<v Speaker 6>That is.

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<v Speaker 7>Like, hey, are you finner? Your test. Did you finish it?

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<v Speaker 3>You are so odd?

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<v Speaker 6>No could.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good guess, but it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>And it means like I'm going to I'm gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Mitch, how do you know this?

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<v Speaker 7>How actually know this? It's concerning because we're talking about preschoolers.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just chronically online.

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<v Speaker 4>So like, for an example of this was I'm a

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<v Speaker 4>thinner out because i need to go to bed, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna go.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm finna freak out.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh my god, that's so dumb. I hate this.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. We have another one. Ohio.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is a state in America.

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<v Speaker 4>What is Ohio?

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<v Speaker 3>I actually don't know it.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi Jesus Christ, Britta needs to be canceled.

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<v Speaker 3>What is it?

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<v Speaker 4>Ohio means to like weirdly flirt or it's a bit

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<v Speaker 4>cringey flirting, like when someone's flirting with you don't like it.

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<v Speaker 7>You should have heard about it. That's your whole life.

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<v Speaker 4>Very last one, I have skibbety. I'm givinty.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're saying it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. I think skibbity means I think skibbity.

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon it means like hurry up, like come.

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<v Speaker 6>On, skibbitty say, I agree.

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<v Speaker 4>Skibbitty is a word that I think even the Internet

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<v Speaker 4>is confused on because I looked up several sources and

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<v Speaker 4>it means either dumb or cool or wacky. It is

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<v Speaker 4>literally just a made up word that the kids don't

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<v Speaker 4>even know what actually means. I mean lots of things.

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<v Speaker 4>This segment is skibbitty. Yeah, this is I think Mitch

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<v Speaker 4>won that. It was the worst game I've ever played,

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<v Speaker 4>but Mitch won it. Britt, you suck and you are

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<v Speaker 4>very out of touch with the offers.

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<v Speaker 7>I will happily lose that game every day of the week

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<v Speaker 7>because it means I'm more intelligent.

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<v Speaker 3>Right next on the show, Britt, You've got update on

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<v Speaker 3>your wedding. Right your wedding venue?

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<v Speaker 4>I do?

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<v Speaker 7>I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I am happy to say that I have booked my

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<v Speaker 1>venue finally, which is very exciting, but it definitely did

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<v Speaker 1>not go to plan. Like what happened at this wedding

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<v Speaker 1>venue is something I'm not proud of.

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<v Speaker 4>And you're going to tell us exactly where it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Lave on air coming up the next perfect.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I'm going to geolocate everyone your location.

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<v Speaker 3>I to pick up today. The whole world's talking about

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<v Speaker 3>Britney Hockley's wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I have absolutely huge news to share with you, Mitch, Laura,

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<v Speaker 1>anyone that listens, and anyone else that possibly cares.

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<v Speaker 4>If you did say once again that you're engaged, I

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<v Speaker 4>feel like we've all heard that.

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<v Speaker 7>No one's got that I am engaged.

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<v Speaker 4>Just to everybody shuthering if you're new here, I am engaged.

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<v Speaker 3>Your beautiful boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 7>He's also your best friend, Ben. He plays Crockett Crocker,

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<v Speaker 7>he's a professional. So we're planning a wedding, which has

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<v Speaker 7>been very.

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<v Speaker 1>Difficult because we live on opposite sides of the world

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<v Speaker 1>on opposite time zones, so it has meant that I

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<v Speaker 1>am planning the wedding on my own. So I went

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<v Speaker 1>to Bali on the weekend specifically to lock in a

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<v Speaker 1>venue because we do not have that long to go

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<v Speaker 1>and I Ben can't go and see it, and I

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<v Speaker 1>did not want to risk booking something on Instagram. So

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<v Speaker 1>I fall over there and and on this big day,

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<v Speaker 1>I locked in all these venues that I wanted to see,

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<v Speaker 1>and there was one in particular that I thought I

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<v Speaker 1>would love and I thought would be the one. So

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<v Speaker 1>on the way to this venue and I was going

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<v Speaker 1>with my friend Kesha. She works for Life on Cut

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<v Speaker 1>with us, and so I was like, I need us, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I need a second set of eyes on it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to just trust myself because I wanted someone

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<v Speaker 1>else to look at it. So we're on the way

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<v Speaker 1>there and we're in the car and the barley roads

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<v Speaker 1>are pretty like windy.

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<v Speaker 4>They're not also the traffic so stop start. So if

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<v Speaker 4>you're someone who gets like motion sickness, you're screwed around.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're starting to feel really car sick in the car.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in the back of this and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh god, I get car stick in an office chair.

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<v Speaker 1>So we get to the venue and there's a lineup

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<v Speaker 1>of all the staff that the general managers there. Everyone's waiting.

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<v Speaker 1>They're waiting out there with drinks for us on a tray.

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<v Speaker 1>They've got all these beautiful, cold like towels to pat

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<v Speaker 1>ourselves down, and it's a whole welcome and so we.

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<v Speaker 7>Roll out of the car. We cannot get out of

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<v Speaker 7>there quick enough.

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<v Speaker 1>We slam the doors closed and just fall into the

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<v Speaker 1>garden and start heaving like to vomit. Oh I got

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<v Speaker 1>it's so sick because we're so calastick, so nothing. They're

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<v Speaker 1>just like awkwardly looking at us. No one knows what

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<v Speaker 1>to do if I's welcome, I know. So I was

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<v Speaker 1>mortified and I was like, I'm so sorry, Like he

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<v Speaker 1>you know, when every muscle in your body heaves. So

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<v Speaker 1>I pull myselves together and I'm like, okay, we need

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<v Speaker 1>to go inside. We walk inside. Everything's set up there beautifully.

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<v Speaker 1>There's flowers, there's clipboards, everything to write down. We walk

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<v Speaker 1>into this room and I'm like, excuse me. I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>do you mind if I just take one moment? Do

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<v Speaker 1>you have a bathroom? Keeping it together? And they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we do have a bathroom. It's just right here, like

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<v Speaker 1>right attached to the room that everyone is standing. The

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<v Speaker 1>effect doors don't go down to the bottom, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>the kind it's like a glass door.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, it's like an alfresco bathroom in

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<v Speaker 4>the middle of a room where everyone's seating.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone was sitting there, and I was like, excuse me

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<v Speaker 1>for one moment, anyway, go in, close the door, and

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<v Speaker 1>I destroy that toilet vomiting, like not the bottom end,

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<v Speaker 1>but like you've top end, top vomiting on my hands

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<v Speaker 1>and knees.

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<v Speaker 7>You know you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Viscerally hear someone vomiting. So I'm in there for twenty minutes, Keisha.

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<v Speaker 1>I come out and Keisha, my friend is on the

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<v Speaker 1>lounge with the legs up in the air and then

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<v Speaker 1>had to go and get a healer.

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<v Speaker 7>They go and get a healer because she's so unwell.

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<v Speaker 3>So I come out vomiting.

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<v Speaker 7>A life support machine and it's got a healer come in.

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<v Speaker 7>It's doing this healing stuff and.

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<v Speaker 3>What are they doing?

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<v Speaker 1>Pressure points, heads, feet, everything, and she's in another world. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>this has gone on for twenty minutes, and they're like,

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<v Speaker 1>we're so sorry, but like you need we have other

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<v Speaker 1>people coming to check in, like you need to check

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<v Speaker 1>the venue.

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<v Speaker 6>Wait, wait, your own hands and knees. But there's a

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<v Speaker 6>gap out of the door.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, they can hear and see everything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm just like anyway, So they're like, you need

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<v Speaker 1>to see the venue because we're actually having people check in.

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<v Speaker 7>And I was like, oh my god, okay. I was like, Keisha,

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<v Speaker 7>let's go. She's like I can't. I been healed, so

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<v Speaker 7>I have to go see the venue by myself.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm walking around trying not to vomit the entire time,

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<v Speaker 1>taking break halfway to vomit.

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<v Speaker 7>Keisha never gets to see it. I do the whole

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<v Speaker 7>tour walk back and he's just like, what did you think?

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<v Speaker 7>Are we taking it? And I was like, yes, I

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<v Speaker 7>think we are taking.

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<v Speaker 1>And so that venue I vomited all over is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be my wedding pace.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's going to be so beautiful peoples cleaned up

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<v Speaker 4>and covered in flowers.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what sold me.

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<v Speaker 1>What sold me was how well they treated us when

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<v Speaker 1>they healed us when we were sick, Like they were

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<v Speaker 1>just a venue and they healed us well and good.

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<v Speaker 4>It wasn't the marble floors and the nice toy and

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<v Speaker 4>the views wasn't the marble.

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<v Speaker 7>The toilet was great. I checked it, I chested it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, flush, well, well done.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, thank you