Speaker 1: Laura and come on in.
Speaker 2: Hello everybody, Hi girls, Hi everyone, Hi Mitch, Hi Laura,
Speaker 2: mich good mate, hey mate, howizy?
Speaker 3: Well is al right?
Speaker 4: Glad you checked in? Its good Tuesday.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 6: Brittany is eating a burrito over there like it's that
Speaker 6: much food.
Speaker 1: Well, I do have to say, you left this in
Speaker 1: my fridge, Mitch, and I'm very grateful for it because
Speaker 1: it is this is your leftovers from your house sitting
Speaker 1: at my house on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Oh mate, I don't know if that's good or we
Speaker 6: made a we met a serving a tacos last week week?
Speaker 4: How many days do you think tago can live in
Speaker 4: a fridge for I feel like that's like a twenty
Speaker 4: four hour situation.
Speaker 7: Pre made taco.
Speaker 1: It was just like I I made the taco, but
Speaker 1: it was like the taco mints and I'm.
Speaker 3: With the free fried bra beans and the seasoning and
Speaker 3: onion and.
Speaker 7: Think that stuff lives on.
Speaker 6: Yeah, with a lot of bacteria. You needed to be
Speaker 6: a check in by the end of the show four pm.
Speaker 3: Poop checking. Let's see, Brittany Hockey.
Speaker 4: We do not need to check in on britzpoo by
Speaker 4: the end of the session. I don't reckon.
Speaker 7: I can date you.
Speaker 3: We will get you a mini microphone. You can take
Speaker 3: it to the ladies room and we can know.
Speaker 4: The acoustics are really good in there.
Speaker 7: I know I've heard you.
Speaker 3: How do you know?
Speaker 4: Well, you've got to prepare for this. I take this
Speaker 4: show seriously.
Speaker 3: Rehearsing for the po before.
Speaker 7: Flora doesn't nervous poop before every show.
Speaker 4: It's not nervous. I'm not nervous. I just like to be,
Speaker 4: you know, prepared. I don't want to have to mid
Speaker 4: show run to the bathroom. Anyway. Look, let's go talking
Speaker 4: about some big things on today's show. Pre show clan
Speaker 4: Lily Allen has come under fire everyone, and I have
Speaker 4: a question for you. Can you return a dog to
Speaker 4: a rescue home a pound if you've already got it,
Speaker 4: if you're not happy with it? Can you return to sender?
Speaker 3: Such a big question? Can you though?
Speaker 4: If you had a dog and you're not happy, can
Speaker 4: you send it back?
Speaker 3: I don't know, I've got thoughts on this.
Speaker 4: You can't send back a kid? Can you send back?
Speaker 3: Try?
Speaker 4: It doesn't fit back where it came from.
Speaker 6: All right, oh god, let's start the show around Australia.
Speaker 6: We're getting to that next here on the pick up everyone.
Speaker 4: I have a very controversial thing that I want to
Speaker 4: talk to you guys about. Can you return a rescue
Speaker 4: dog if you are not happy with it? So Lily Allen,
Speaker 4: she's come under fire because she missus. Lily, just in
Speaker 4: case you didn't know, the one song that she's well
Speaker 4: known for Fear.
Speaker 3: She's got one other, she's got two.
Speaker 7: One's been sad, one's being mean, which I think of
Speaker 7: both her in this situation.
Speaker 4: Well, it kind of worked out, didn't it.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 4: So Lily went on her podcast recently, and her podcast
Speaker 4: is called miss Me, and she talked about during COVID
Speaker 4: they got a puppy. The puppy's name was Mary, and
Speaker 4: Mary was a misbehaving puppy and so she decided to
Speaker 4: get rid of it. Have listened to this, you know what.
Speaker 8: We actually did adopt a dog together already. But then
Speaker 8: it ate my passport and so I took her back
Speaker 8: to the home passports. She ate all three of our
Speaker 8: passports and they had our visas in and so it
Speaker 8: was just an absolute logistical nightmare. And because my father
Speaker 8: of my children lives in England, I couldn't get them
Speaker 8: back to see their dad for like four months, five months,
Speaker 8: because this dog had eaten the passports and I just
Speaker 8: couldn't look at her.
Speaker 4: If not on the dog.
Speaker 1: If your dog is eating your passports, your passports are
Speaker 1: somewhere that your puppy keyword puppy can eat like that
Speaker 1: responsibility is on you to hide valuable things away from
Speaker 1: a new puppy and to train your puppies.
Speaker 6: Never, let's not sit here on our high horses. Imagine
Speaker 6: planning an international trip. You've paid for the visas, they've
Speaker 6: been approved, they've been sent to you've got them on
Speaker 6: your coffee table, and then your dog eats them. I'm
Speaker 6: not for returning the dog, but it would really set
Speaker 6: you off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it would set you off. My kids ruined things
Speaker 4: all the time. I don't try and shove them back
Speaker 4: where they came from.
Speaker 7: We did try.
Speaker 4: They didn't fit a big now really no, But I
Speaker 4: don't know. I think if you were to take a
Speaker 4: dog into your life, there's a responsibility that you treat
Speaker 4: them like they're a family member. You don't just get
Speaker 4: to them if they are a little bit problematic.
Speaker 1: There would be sometimes that a family adopts a dog
Speaker 1: and it doesn't work out for different reasons, like maybe
Speaker 1: it's aggressive with the childrenal that there are definitely reasons.
Speaker 1: So I don't want a blanket statement, but I do
Speaker 1: think that you have to put a lot of time
Speaker 1: and effort into training your dog, and a dog should
Speaker 1: be a family member.
Speaker 6: Laura, you've got a rescue dog, but did yours come
Speaker 6: with three legs or did you lose one along them?
Speaker 4: We didn't chot one off because he was misbehaving. No,
Speaker 4: he came with three legs, and to be fair, he
Speaker 4: is an absolute angel of a dog. But Lily Allen
Speaker 4: is copying so much flak for this, like she's had
Speaker 4: to put out a public statement and say that she
Speaker 4: thinks the media have only been taking specific grabs. I
Speaker 4: probably the one that we just played, but the media
Speaker 4: have only been playing a little bit of it. And
Speaker 4: the reason why they returned it was because Mary was
Speaker 4: better suited to a different family. They weren't able to
Speaker 4: manage her temperament and she had a lot of anxiety
Speaker 4: stress disorders from the poor dogs.
Speaker 6: I'm sure Mary's fine okay with a new family, Like
Speaker 6: I'm sure Mary's don't just find it?
Speaker 1: Is she?
Speaker 4: How do you know that.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: We can try and reach out to Mary's family. Next up, Mary,
Speaker 6: give us a call.
Speaker 3: What do you think on this? So do you think
Speaker 3: it's it's ethical? Is the right?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 3: Have you done it? I don't know. James is giving
Speaker 3: us a buzz on the pickup. What do you think
Speaker 3: about this? James? Can you do this?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I mean we sort of had to do it,
Speaker 5: like almost forced into it because me and my girlfriend
Speaker 5: just recently had a baby and unfortunately the dog we
Speaker 5: had it's just a little bit too aggressive with the baby.
Speaker 7: Yeah, how long did you have the dog for before
Speaker 7: the baby?
Speaker 5: We had Jeffrey for about seven years, so a little miniature.
Speaker 7: Now I just got goosebump, So that's like giving up
Speaker 7: a child.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was pretty It was pretty tough. But we
Speaker 5: did find like a really nice home for him as well,
Speaker 5: which was which was good.
Speaker 7: Like, what was he like with your baby?
Speaker 5: Just a little bit too you know, wanting to get
Speaker 5: at the at the kid, like just trying to get it.
Speaker 4: Tell us he hadn't had an adjusted it went down
Speaker 4: the pecking order to.
Speaker 6: Tell me that the dog was trying to get at
Speaker 6: the kids, like us jumping over the cot.
Speaker 5: Well, like if we'd have it on the couch or
Speaker 5: something like that, and you know, the dog would just
Speaker 5: keep trying to get up and it would get kind
Speaker 5: of restless.
Speaker 1: I guess you can't. You just can't.
Speaker 4: That's a very different circumstance to getting rid of a
Speaker 4: dog because it eats up your passport to your sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, all right, well thanks to your call, James.
Speaker 4: All right, back after this on the pickup, Mitch, you're
Speaker 4: always talking about how you're a gen Zetter and you
Speaker 4: know more about the younger population than what we do.
Speaker 6: No, people just look at me and they go, what
Speaker 6: glass skin that youthful boy has? How does he have
Speaker 6: a radio show at the age of six?
Speaker 7: Pretty sure no one has ever said that.
Speaker 4: I didn't even realize. But the younger there's the generations,
Speaker 4: even younger than you, is the alpha jen Like, if
Speaker 4: you're an eight or nine or ten year old, you're
Speaker 4: an alpha.
Speaker 6: Alphagen genders at the end of the alphabet and it
Speaker 6: resets and goes back up.
Speaker 4: To a There is a school in Australia that has
Speaker 4: banned a list of alpha specific words. And I heard
Speaker 4: these words and I don't even think, well, they're definitely
Speaker 4: not English, but I have no idea what they mean,
Speaker 4: and I will put money on the fact that you
Speaker 4: guys will have no idea what these words mean.
Speaker 1: I at fiver, why has the school banned words that
Speaker 1: are younger generation use? Like? Isn't this normal where we
Speaker 1: develop our own slang at school and then we take
Speaker 1: that into the world.
Speaker 4: I think the issue is is that like these eight
Speaker 4: year olds out there are speaking with words that are
Speaker 4: so far from the English language or dictionary, Like the
Speaker 4: words don't actually mean anything at all, and a lot
Speaker 4: of the teachers have no idea what they're saying because
Speaker 4: they've got their own little language to benefit the teacher. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so instead of instead of them trying to understand and
Speaker 4: like learn the words, they've just put up a list
Speaker 4: in his school and ban them.
Speaker 7: Also just speak English. I guess like we're learning English?
Speaker 4: La, Yeah, I do. I want to quiz you guys
Speaker 4: on it. I want to see how good and how
Speaker 4: in touch you are with the with their alphagen all right,
Speaker 4: here we go to see. But I wanted to felt
Speaker 4: good in my bones, all right? Question number one? Word
Speaker 4: number one? What does bussin mean? Spell it busin? You
Speaker 4: double s a n Oh, you got to get the
Speaker 4: bus to school.
Speaker 7: Like, are you bustled?
Speaker 4: Are you busting in?
Speaker 3: No, don't busting? Busting?
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's not right, means it's like it's really good,
Speaker 6: it's great, it's busting.
Speaker 4: I think it's to do with food though mostly well,
Speaker 4: at least the Internet told me that.
Speaker 6: Yeah that food be busting is like juicy, moist, delicious
Speaker 6: yeo food.
Speaker 4: Alright, what about this one?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 3: Did I get it right? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, Word number two.
Speaker 7: Cap cap, Hey, guys, no cap no play?
Speaker 3: All right, it means lie cap is a lie? Yes,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 1: Mitch for sure googled these because his boyfriend's twenty one.
Speaker 3: Alrighty two he's not.
Speaker 4: Now that's cap. Question number three.
Speaker 1: Drip Oh, I think dag got this one.
Speaker 4: If you drip, if you're if you're.
Speaker 7: Dripping, baby, you're lay it up in golden necklaces.
Speaker 4: You're dripping, well, you're.
Speaker 7: Dripping with coolness.
Speaker 3: No, you're fit, you're outfit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like your sense of style.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's exactly what I just said, work for work.
Speaker 4: Okay. What about finner thinner f I double na I reckon?
Speaker 6: That is.
Speaker 7: Like, hey, are you finner? Your test. Did you finish it?
Speaker 3: You are so odd?
Speaker 6: No could.
Speaker 4: That's a good guess, but it's not.
Speaker 3: And it means like I'm going to I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: Mitch, how do you know this?
Speaker 7: How actually know this? It's concerning because we're talking about preschoolers.
Speaker 3: I'm just chronically online.
Speaker 4: So like, for an example of this was I'm a
Speaker 4: thinner out because i need to go to bed, so
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm finna freak out.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, that's so dumb. I hate this.
Speaker 4: All right. We have another one. Ohio.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a state in America.
Speaker 4: What is Ohio?
Speaker 3: I actually don't know it.
Speaker 4: Hi Jesus Christ, Britta needs to be canceled.
Speaker 3: What is it?
Speaker 4: Ohio means to like weirdly flirt or it's a bit
Speaker 4: cringey flirting, like when someone's flirting with you don't like it.
Speaker 7: You should have heard about it. That's your whole life.
Speaker 4: Very last one, I have skibbety. I'm givinty.
Speaker 3: I think you're saying it.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think skibbity means I think skibbity.
Speaker 1: I reckon it means like hurry up, like come.
Speaker 6: On, skibbitty say, I agree.
Speaker 4: Skibbitty is a word that I think even the Internet
Speaker 4: is confused on because I looked up several sources and
Speaker 4: it means either dumb or cool or wacky. It is
Speaker 4: literally just a made up word that the kids don't
Speaker 4: even know what actually means. I mean lots of things.
Speaker 4: This segment is skibbitty. Yeah, this is I think Mitch
Speaker 4: won that. It was the worst game I've ever played,
Speaker 4: but Mitch won it. Britt, you suck and you are
Speaker 4: very out of touch with the offers.
Speaker 7: I will happily lose that game every day of the week
Speaker 7: because it means I'm more intelligent.
Speaker 3: Right next on the show, Britt, You've got update on
Speaker 3: your wedding. Right your wedding venue?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 7: I do.
Speaker 1: I am happy to say that I have booked my
Speaker 1: venue finally, which is very exciting, but it definitely did
Speaker 1: not go to plan. Like what happened at this wedding
Speaker 1: venue is something I'm not proud of.
Speaker 4: And you're going to tell us exactly where it is.
Speaker 4: Lave on air coming up the next perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm going to geolocate everyone your location.
Speaker 3: I to pick up today. The whole world's talking about
Speaker 3: Britney Hockley's wedding.
Speaker 1: I have absolutely huge news to share with you, Mitch, Laura,
Speaker 1: anyone that listens, and anyone else that possibly cares.
Speaker 4: If you did say once again that you're engaged, I
Speaker 4: feel like we've all heard that.
Speaker 7: No one's got that I am engaged.
Speaker 4: Just to everybody shuthering if you're new here, I am engaged.
Speaker 3: Your beautiful boyfriend.
Speaker 7: He's also your best friend, Ben. He plays Crockett Crocker,
Speaker 7: he's a professional. So we're planning a wedding, which has
Speaker 7: been very.
Speaker 1: Difficult because we live on opposite sides of the world
Speaker 1: on opposite time zones, so it has meant that I
Speaker 1: am planning the wedding on my own. So I went
Speaker 1: to Bali on the weekend specifically to lock in a
Speaker 1: venue because we do not have that long to go
Speaker 1: and I Ben can't go and see it, and I
Speaker 1: did not want to risk booking something on Instagram. So
Speaker 1: I fall over there and and on this big day,
Speaker 1: I locked in all these venues that I wanted to see,
Speaker 1: and there was one in particular that I thought I
Speaker 1: would love and I thought would be the one. So
Speaker 1: on the way to this venue and I was going
Speaker 1: with my friend Kesha. She works for Life on Cut
Speaker 1: with us, and so I was like, I need us, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I need a second set of eyes on it. I
Speaker 1: don't want to just trust myself because I wanted someone
Speaker 1: else to look at it. So we're on the way
Speaker 1: there and we're in the car and the barley roads
Speaker 1: are pretty like windy.
Speaker 4: They're not also the traffic so stop start. So if
Speaker 4: you're someone who gets like motion sickness, you're screwed around.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So we're starting to feel really car sick in the car.
Speaker 1: We're in the back of this and I was like,
Speaker 1: oh god, I get car stick in an office chair.
Speaker 1: So we get to the venue and there's a lineup
Speaker 1: of all the staff that the general managers there. Everyone's waiting.
Speaker 1: They're waiting out there with drinks for us on a tray.
Speaker 1: They've got all these beautiful, cold like towels to pat
Speaker 1: ourselves down, and it's a whole welcome and so we.
Speaker 7: Roll out of the car. We cannot get out of
Speaker 7: there quick enough.
Speaker 1: We slam the doors closed and just fall into the
Speaker 1: garden and start heaving like to vomit. Oh I got
Speaker 1: it's so sick because we're so calastick, so nothing. They're
Speaker 1: just like awkwardly looking at us. No one knows what
Speaker 1: to do if I's welcome, I know. So I was
Speaker 1: mortified and I was like, I'm so sorry, Like he
Speaker 1: you know, when every muscle in your body heaves. So
Speaker 1: I pull myselves together and I'm like, okay, we need
Speaker 1: to go inside. We walk inside. Everything's set up there beautifully.
Speaker 1: There's flowers, there's clipboards, everything to write down. We walk
Speaker 1: into this room and I'm like, excuse me. I was like,
Speaker 1: do you mind if I just take one moment? Do
Speaker 1: you have a bathroom? Keeping it together? And they're like,
Speaker 1: we do have a bathroom. It's just right here, like
Speaker 1: right attached to the room that everyone is standing. The
Speaker 1: effect doors don't go down to the bottom, you know,
Speaker 1: the kind it's like a glass door.
Speaker 4: And I was like, it's like an alfresco bathroom in
Speaker 4: the middle of a room where everyone's seating.
Speaker 1: Everyone was sitting there, and I was like, excuse me
Speaker 1: for one moment, anyway, go in, close the door, and
Speaker 1: I destroy that toilet vomiting, like not the bottom end,
Speaker 1: but like you've top end, top vomiting on my hands
Speaker 1: and knees.
Speaker 7: You know you can.
Speaker 1: Viscerally hear someone vomiting. So I'm in there for twenty minutes, Keisha.
Speaker 1: I come out and Keisha, my friend is on the
Speaker 1: lounge with the legs up in the air and then
Speaker 1: had to go and get a healer.
Speaker 7: They go and get a healer because she's so unwell.
Speaker 3: So I come out vomiting.
Speaker 7: A life support machine and it's got a healer come in.
Speaker 7: It's doing this healing stuff and.
Speaker 3: What are they doing?
Speaker 1: Pressure points, heads, feet, everything, and she's in another world. Anyway,
Speaker 1: this has gone on for twenty minutes, and they're like,
Speaker 1: we're so sorry, but like you need we have other
Speaker 1: people coming to check in, like you need to check
Speaker 1: the venue.
Speaker 6: Wait, wait, your own hands and knees. But there's a
Speaker 6: gap out of the door.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they can hear and see everything.
Speaker 1: And I'm just like anyway, So they're like, you need
Speaker 1: to see the venue because we're actually having people check in.
Speaker 7: And I was like, oh my god, okay. I was like, Keisha,
Speaker 7: let's go. She's like I can't. I been healed, so
Speaker 7: I have to go see the venue by myself.
Speaker 1: I'm walking around trying not to vomit the entire time,
Speaker 1: taking break halfway to vomit.
Speaker 7: Keisha never gets to see it. I do the whole
Speaker 7: tour walk back and he's just like, what did you think?
Speaker 7: Are we taking it? And I was like, yes, I
Speaker 7: think we are taking.
Speaker 1: And so that venue I vomited all over is going
Speaker 1: to be my wedding pace.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's going to be so beautiful peoples cleaned up
Speaker 4: and covered in flowers.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: You know what sold me.
Speaker 1: What sold me was how well they treated us when
Speaker 1: they healed us when we were sick, Like they were
Speaker 1: just a venue and they healed us well and good.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the marble floors and the nice toy and
Speaker 4: the views wasn't the marble.
Speaker 7: The toilet was great. I checked it, I chested it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, flush, well, well done.
Speaker 7: Yeah, thank you