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Speaker 1: he went to boss level for barons. Fits have some

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Speaker 1: of this, Famel, Good morning Friday. I should mention X

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Speaker 1: golf for you, Lisa, indoor golfing golf, driving range, indoors

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Speaker 1: you can have lessons. And then I went yesterday to

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Speaker 1: Nedland's not trying to free work must be really good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I heard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can play. I can play the Masters, you

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Speaker 1: can play whatever course you like. You can play one

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Speaker 1: with like animals in there for kids and stuff, and you.

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Speaker 2: Can have another go at the Vines if you want, Lisa,

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Speaker 1: It's much Yeah, actually, wonder if so. With thirteen days

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Speaker 1: to opening rounds, So it's on the county from the

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Speaker 1: Rundown to the AFL March five, Tuesday night. It starts

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Speaker 1: with Sydney and Carlton and they have that silly opening

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Speaker 1: round derby tomorrow a preseason derby tomorrow at Coburn. But

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Speaker 1: don't bother going down because even though the oval doesn't

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Speaker 2: That's sure, no one, No one will go down.

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Speaker 1: So it's Derby Light. No crowd allowed in this preseason

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Speaker 1: match simulation match in Malaysia. That's like AFL speak for

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Speaker 1: let's play five or six short quarters, you know, get

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Speaker 1: go and have a Sahi bowl together. That sort of thing.

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Speaker 1: You know, it is Derby Light.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry if anybody turns up, will they rough them

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Speaker 2: up and turf them out?

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure. I don't think so, but I think

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Speaker 1: they might. They might have temporary or security there. The Eagles,

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Speaker 1: they've got so many new players. A few of them

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Speaker 1: be wearing you know those Hello, my name is stickers.

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Speaker 1: It's just to get used to their own team. And

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Speaker 1: you know what's interesting they got They got another big three.

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Speaker 1: I reckon. You know how the Big three was Cocks,

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Speaker 1: Cousin and Judd. Yeah, I reckon. I'm going to live here,

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Speaker 1: limb here. Cooper duff Tyler. He maybe could almost be

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Speaker 1: this young nineteen year old. That was one person. I

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Speaker 1: was sorry big three.

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Speaker 2: I thought you were talking about the half back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's one black c d T. Because you know,

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Speaker 1: it's a big call. Then there's Harley who will match

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Speaker 1: jard Or Cousins you'd think at some stage and Willem

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Speaker 1: durzmar I reckon he could be a Jutterer Cousins, no pressure,

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Speaker 1: it's a big call. Big The docors of course got

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Speaker 1: braceh or Sarong, Young Jackson, so they're going all right.

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Speaker 1: They'll be at full strength barring Sean Darcy and Luke Ryan.

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Speaker 1: I think he's got a few injuries but definitely worth Yeah,

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Speaker 1: catching it if you can. He'll be on seven years.

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Speaker 2: Clips until you get until he gets thrown out.

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Speaker 1: Highlight and Barra joins the selection panel. How's this really?

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Speaker 1: Choosing everything important like the All Australian team and all

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Speaker 2: Really well done man, Congratulations Yeah.

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Speaker 1: David Monday, ah barraw Monday the other one you got that.

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Speaker 1: You got the leg up. So they rang me and they.

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Speaker 2: Said stand by. You wouldn't have gone with you.

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Speaker 1: They said he got the right barrow and they said, oh,

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Speaker 1: hang on, is this David Monday? So they moved on.

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Speaker 1: well tonight. Monster game rac Arena. We've talked about this.

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Speaker 1: They're playing the Adelaide thirty six's and their own legend,

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Speaker 1: Bryce Cotton. It's the ultimate ex boyfriend scenario, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean? If they lose this game,

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Speaker 1: they could lose their dignity, they're possibly their top four spot,

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Speaker 1: their sanity or their fans sanity. I mean, the cat's

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Speaker 1: letting the cats, letting Bryce Cotton go. It was a

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Speaker 1: bit like Apple deciding they didn't need the iPhone pretty much.

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Speaker 1: We've got these pages, these will be sweet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, have a BlackBerry.

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Speaker 1: Remember this Bryce in the thirty six is jumpers, like

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Speaker 1: seeing Ronald McDonald eating a whopper, the big big clown

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Speaker 1: They could still, but so they're trying. They're trying hard

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Speaker 2: That had been kidnapping.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so I frowned upon the Let's and Red Army fans.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you only get that once.

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Speaker 2: Let's be honest. We were talking maths just then.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well I was just saying dinner parties un like that.

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Speaker 2: But not so behavior like that even at school. Wasn't

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Speaker 1: T twenty World Cup. They got eliminated. They got eliminated

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Speaker 1: the last eight teams, Zimbabwe flew through that huge powerhouse

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Speaker 1: beat Sri Lanka overnight. So we went down when Mitch

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Speaker 1: Marsh went down in the nets when the wanger got him.

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Speaker 1: Basically we're back on the wanger.

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Speaker 1: The wanger got him. If it had been if it

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Speaker 1: I'm in the ball hitting and they rushed Steve Smith

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Speaker 1: I'm here, No, you're not playing. They didn't play him wrong,

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Speaker 1: highly decorated drinks waiter in the history.

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Speaker 2: You know, did he get to keep his frequent points

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Speaker 2: at least back?

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Speaker 1: So we're not in the fint. The other thing that's

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Speaker 1: been going on in footy world is Collingwood made a

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Speaker 1: monster mistake. They've apologized now after they sent a letter

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Speaker 1: to their older members. Members over fifty got a letter saying, listen,

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Speaker 1: if you die, put us in your will. Over fifty.

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Speaker 1: I know how very good I wonder.

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Speaker 2: I don't like Collingwood.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of unwell Callingwood people not too happy

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Speaker 1: about that because you, yeez, why is that Lisa? It

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Speaker 1: could be any number of reasons. At the time, I

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Speaker 1: look unusually started okay. Now, usually when you turn fifty,

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Speaker 1: you're not what do you get? You get one of

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Speaker 1: those poo tests, don't you In the moment, yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: us your ass ads, food, Old Colinwood Forever, we will

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Speaker 1: take your house and land. Imagine if you left your

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Speaker 1: house to Collingwood, how would your kids feel? You? Imagine

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Speaker 1: your kids going you did what? Pace off? I'm challenging

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Speaker 1: that it'll be boarded up pretty quickly. Yeah, imagine reading

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Speaker 1: the will to my son. I leave my car to

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Speaker 1: my daughter, the jewelry, and to the Collingwood Football Club,

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Speaker 1: three hectares of prime real estate and my vintage Beata

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Speaker 1: Dacon's footy cards. It's just made. It is unbelievable. Winter.

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Speaker 1: I've got to just quickly mention the Winter Game games. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: biggest talking point. We've done, the best we've ever done, Danny.

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Speaker 1: Everyone's still talking about Danic and Mason. It's been overshadowed

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Speaker 1: by a drunk reporter. Yeah, and getting talking about iguanas.

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Speaker 2: Where did the altitude that she was affected?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, of course it was, well, you know, it

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Speaker 1: was cold. To where did the iguana come from? That's

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Speaker 1: still a mystery.

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Speaker 2: Oh well, because iguana's fall out of trees when the

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Speaker 2: temperature falls below a certain level, So she might have

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Speaker 2: been alluding to that, that's been in the news later.

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Speaker 1: Is that right. I'll tell you what, You're still ahead

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Speaker 1: of Canada very They lost. They lost to the USA,

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Speaker 1: lost to us A in the in the high hockey,

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Speaker 1: the women.

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Speaker 2: It happened to Canada.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so that was a monster game. All I'm saying

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Speaker 1: about Danniker is if you've got Karl Stefanovic saying, oh,

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Speaker 1: you need to settle down and go to bed. You

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Speaker 1: know that. So you guys right weekend