WEBVTT - Are Flex & Froomes Getting An OnlyFans Account? 🍆 📱

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<v Speaker 1>Hello, am my, Gremlins and Goblins. We are backed podcast

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<v Speaker 1>edition for me taking selfies off herself. So whom's for? What?

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<v Speaker 1>We do not know? Boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Not really my mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, you don't need to share your business, It's.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but any opportunity I'm just waiting to get into

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<v Speaker 2>a relationship so I can completely decimate it by sharing

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<v Speaker 2>personal information.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh will you? Yeah? Oh fantastic.

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<v Speaker 2>You run out of material? Flex? You know, I mean

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<v Speaker 2>the trenches. Always think, what do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Mean running out? You post ten stories a day. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not even cracking the surface.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is flex and frooms on Kada.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you believe me if I told you that there

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<v Speaker 1>are some countries in the world that don't share the

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<v Speaker 1>same calendar as us. No, I don't want to get

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<v Speaker 1>into the simulation theory, and I won't. But I was

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<v Speaker 1>scrolling through TikTok as I do no free press riptoc

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<v Speaker 1>and I came across a video that I thought was

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<v Speaker 1>fake news. Because what I trying to do these days

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<v Speaker 1>to be more more discerning. I take most things as

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<v Speaker 1>fact when they come from a confidence speaker. This person

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<v Speaker 1>said that Ethiopia has its own calendar, not Ethiopia, and

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<v Speaker 1>like the rest of the African countries are in their

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<v Speaker 1>own time zone. Ethiopia in itself as the country, has

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<v Speaker 1>its own calendar. Really, while the rest of us no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, hold on, it's not your time to speak.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to speak, what do you do? Put

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<v Speaker 1>your hand up, thank you, missus flack. Ethiopia has a

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<v Speaker 1>thirteen month calendar. Ethiopia is also in twenty fourteen. Really,

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<v Speaker 1>I swear down, I don't know how it works. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know why it works. But they're in twenty fourteen.

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<v Speaker 1>So they've just come off the back of coney.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, well this makes sense because Nat who's one

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<v Speaker 2>of the other presenters on, he's from Ethiopia and doesn't

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<v Speaker 2>even know like his age.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. This is the thing. And the

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<v Speaker 1>other thing that's getting me right is, let's take it

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<v Speaker 1>back to the Mayan calendar. Those of you who were

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<v Speaker 1>born and raised by the Internet know that according to

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<v Speaker 1>the Mayan calendar, the end of the world was twenty twelve, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Some suggest that wasn't like the end of days, Like

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<v Speaker 1>it's not like, you know, the bottom of the earth

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<v Speaker 1>opened up and swallowed as whole, but the end of

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<v Speaker 1>things as they were right. It was twenty twelve in

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<v Speaker 1>Ethiopia when COVID happened.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm a conspiracy theorists.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>We don't want to know that, but it's adding up.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm I'm shook and I agree with you for once.

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<v Speaker 3>This is flex and frooms on kit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm like the perfect general. Trivia person asked

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<v Speaker 1>me to go too layers deeper. I really can't, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a lot of surface information up top. Most recently,

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<v Speaker 1>I discovered the best job in the world. I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>give you a chance. What do you think it is.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's somebody who is working on a cruise

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<v Speaker 2>ship in the Bahamas.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not even close. Second. Guess it has something to

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<v Speaker 1>do with funerals.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, the person that does the makeup. Ooh, that

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<v Speaker 2>can be kind of fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's quite good. But best job in the world

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<v Speaker 1>probably not. Okay. I came across this guy who knows

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<v Speaker 1>his name not important, but he is and his job

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<v Speaker 1>is crucial. He calls himself a coffin confessor. What he

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<v Speaker 1>does is he goes to the funerals of the deceased,

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<v Speaker 1>and he reveals the secrets that they never shared when

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<v Speaker 1>they were alived. So imagine I leave us earlier than expected.

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<v Speaker 1>I hire this guy to come to the funeral and

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<v Speaker 1>let you know a few things I wish I would

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<v Speaker 1>have said, but didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you have anything that you would say that you haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll talk about later. For now, I want you to

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<v Speaker 1>hear the information from his mouth.

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<v Speaker 4>Like crush funerals on behalf of the day deased. My

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<v Speaker 4>first client was Graham. He was a gentleman that i'd

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<v Speaker 4>been investigating a claim for. I got to know him

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<v Speaker 4>only for a short while. He had cancer, he was

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<v Speaker 4>close to death. We got to talking about death in

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<v Speaker 4>the afterlife and all things surrounding death, and I suggested

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<v Speaker 4>he do his own eulogy. He said he'd been to

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<v Speaker 4>plenty of funerals where eulogies just aren't shown, and so

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<v Speaker 4>I suggested I crash his funeral for him, and he

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<v Speaker 4>took me up on the offer. He wanted me to

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<v Speaker 4>out his best mate for trying to sleep with his

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<v Speaker 4>wife while he was on his deathbed. He also asked

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<v Speaker 4>me to remove three people from the congregation that he

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<v Speaker 4>hadn't seen in thirty years, So why were they paying

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<v Speaker 4>their respects now when they could have seen him when

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<v Speaker 4>he was alive. They stand up interrupt the funeral service

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<v Speaker 4>and announced that his best mate's got to sit down,

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<v Speaker 4>shut up, or over off because the man in the

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<v Speaker 4>coffin's got something to say. And this is what it is.

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<v Speaker 4>And I'll open the envelope and I'll read.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly what was first thing that I want to just

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<v Speaker 1>draw to the forefront. Where's the patient confidentiality with this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Should we know his name was Graham, that his best

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<v Speaker 1>mate tried to sleep with his wife and to get

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<v Speaker 1>three people from the wedding. If we just do some

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<v Speaker 1>reverse engineering, some quick google Google, I could find it

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<v Speaker 1>who Graham was.

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<v Speaker 2>Dracon Maybe I think that's a bit ambitious.

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<v Speaker 1>Aside from that, what do you think about this job?

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<v Speaker 1>I think it is disgustingly fascinating.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I think it's terrible.

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<v Speaker 3>Really, yes?

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<v Speaker 2>What how like? Just imagine being a family and this

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<v Speaker 2>random man rocks up to the funeral. You're grieving, You.

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<v Speaker 1>See, that's where you've got it mixed up. Not everybody

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<v Speaker 1>grieves at a funeral. Sometimes funerals are celebrating, celebrating life.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, either way, he is rocking up and ruining that

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<v Speaker 2>celebration or that commiseration. And I'm sorry to this poor

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<v Speaker 2>man who has passed away, But grow some courage and

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<v Speaker 2>say what you want to say on your deathbed.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this a bit no?

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<v Speaker 2>What I think it's just like, if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>say it, you gotta get up the courage to say something.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would he not he's dying anyway? What No, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to stop you there. Here's the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think the point is for the person that's

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<v Speaker 1>dying to feel vindicated or excited. I think it's for

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<v Speaker 1>the people to feel responsible.

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<v Speaker 4>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like in someone's death, there's no time for you

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<v Speaker 1>to back chain and be like, wait, but this is

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<v Speaker 1>what I meant, and I didn't mean to you, and

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't like chatting to your wife. No, you just

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<v Speaker 1>got to copy it. This is what it's like to

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<v Speaker 1>not have closure. People live without their whole lives. Think

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<v Speaker 1>about the guy that's died. He's taken to his grave

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<v Speaker 1>this information has felt lonely and distant from the people

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<v Speaker 1>that he loves most. It's only fair that they know

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<v Speaker 1>that in a way that they can't do anything about

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<v Speaker 1>it well.

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<v Speaker 2>I I want to know if he even attempted to

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<v Speaker 2>tell them.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not the point. I think it's a great job,

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<v Speaker 1>so you'd be happy. Not a great job. I think

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<v Speaker 1>it's a great service. I don't know what the going

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<v Speaker 1>rate is for that, Like is it per funeral, is

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<v Speaker 1>it an ongoing thing? It could be anything though, Let's

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<v Speaker 1>think of the plus side. For example, the coffin confessor

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<v Speaker 1>could be somebody who is like an impartial body who's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>this is what was really meant to happen. This is

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<v Speaker 1>what you never found out. I signed an NDA, or

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<v Speaker 1>they sign an NDA. They couldn't tell you in their

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<v Speaker 1>real life, this is what really went down.

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<v Speaker 2>So like they are a spy, there's.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a private investigator. They're just delivering the info. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I think he's a modern day superhero, a vigilante on

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<v Speaker 1>a mission to spread truth, a truth seeker, a top bloke,

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<v Speaker 1>a top bloke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm going to beg to differ and I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to kill this segment and move on.

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<v Speaker 3>You're listening to Flex and Frooms on Kada.

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<v Speaker 2>We're playing one of my favorite segments. This is am

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<v Speaker 2>I the Asshole, where you call in you text in

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<v Speaker 2>and you give us your scenario and we're gonna decide.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it you that's the asshole or are you up

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<v Speaker 2>against one of the largest assholes of all time?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>The final boss, Today's am I the asshole? Comes courtesy

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<v Speaker 2>of me? This is what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>This is your individual story.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, but like I'm bringing this so you found it?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Great.

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<v Speaker 2>My husband and I are having a disagreement about the

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<v Speaker 2>appropriate level of our teenage daughter's modesty around the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my gosh, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't like it allready.

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<v Speaker 1>Just don't be weird, period, Let's just stop there.

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<v Speaker 2>She is a beautiful girl and has a high level

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<v Speaker 2>of confidence about her body, which is fantastic. I know

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<v Speaker 2>there are many young women who do not have that.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's writing in the mum or the dad?

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<v Speaker 2>The mum great? But as part of that, since summer,

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<v Speaker 2>she has become quite comfortable wearing very little around our home.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure why it rubs me the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 2>She's often in her underthings, but it does. My husband

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<v Speaker 2>thinks I'm being controlling and sending the wrong message about

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<v Speaker 2>owning her body and positivity, etc. Thoughts are welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not how I thought it was gonna go.

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<v Speaker 2>You thought it was gonna be the dad.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry, dad.

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<v Speaker 2>What is our advice for her? I would say, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>with the dad on this one. Body positivity. However, I

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<v Speaker 2>think the buck stops when you go into the kitchen zone.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you must wear pants in the kitchen, even

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<v Speaker 2>if it's like a boy short brief. If you're wearing

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<v Speaker 2>nothing on your legs, foul.

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<v Speaker 1>Who's wearing nothing? This little girl no underwear. This woman

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<v Speaker 1>is wearing underwear but no pants. What's wrong with that?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want your bare legs in the kitchen. What

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Something about seeing undies in the kitchen

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<v Speaker 2>like really rubs me the wrong way. That said i'll

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<v Speaker 2>wear undies in the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you just don't want to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't want anyone else to.

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<v Speaker 1>This is not just limited to the daughter. It's like

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<v Speaker 1>nobody can wear undies in the kitchen around you. No,

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<v Speaker 1>that's fair, it's disgusting. I don't feel that strongly about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I said initially that I thought this would be swapped.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought the dad would be having an issue with

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<v Speaker 1>it and the mum wouldn't be. I don't like the

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<v Speaker 1>way this is going. I have read a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>psychological articles where it's very like Sigmund Fredy, where they

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<v Speaker 1>say a lot of mothers not a lot. Some are

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<v Speaker 1>in competition with their daughters because they see themselves reflected

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<v Speaker 1>in their daughters. Don't want them to be seen as equals,

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<v Speaker 1>and do they create these weird dynamics, apply a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of pressure, and that's why a lot of mums and

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<v Speaker 1>daughters have very thwarted relationships. It's about competition, not community

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<v Speaker 1>in this instance, though, Mom, stop start cut it out.

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<v Speaker 1>If your daughter can't be comfortable in her own home,

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<v Speaker 1>where can she be comfortable? You think that if you

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<v Speaker 1>stifle her in that dynamic, she's going to be a

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<v Speaker 1>free being out there. No, she's going to be as

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<v Speaker 1>judgmental as you, as limited as you, and as awkward

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<v Speaker 1>as you're making this. It shouldn't be a thing. It's

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<v Speaker 1>one thing if you're saying, hey, babes, clothes are fun.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want to wear them, fine if you don't. Also,

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<v Speaker 1>it's making me feel a bit uncomfortable. It's not just

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<v Speaker 1>to see what's everyone. I don't want anyone being this naked

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<v Speaker 1>in public areas because we're all adultsy I think it's inappropriate,

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<v Speaker 1>but just singling her out in a way that even

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<v Speaker 1>your husband is like, get a grip, babe, let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know that. Are they all like walking

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<v Speaker 2>around in nunties in the house.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. But also the fact that the

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<v Speaker 1>dad is talking about, you know how the mom's not

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<v Speaker 1>being inclusive or progressive. It's not about sexuality, it's about

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<v Speaker 1>openness anyway. She's sexualizing her daughter, that's the problem, and

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<v Speaker 1>then holding her daughter to standards that the daughter didn't set.

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<v Speaker 1>It's tricky. On the flip side, though, I will say

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<v Speaker 1>on the contrary, fearing your parents' house, you gonna follow

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<v Speaker 1>your parents rules.

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<v Speaker 2>Babe, Really your parents house parents.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's why I moved out because I get it.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Really.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So what would you not be allowed to do in

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<v Speaker 2>your home that you can do now?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, my mum, for instance, like getting as long as

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<v Speaker 1>you're in my house, you can't get tattoos, and moved

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<v Speaker 1>out and got twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>It's chill, twenty five tattoos, I think twenty Well, you

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<v Speaker 2>know what I did. What my dad said to me,

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<v Speaker 2>if you ever get tattooed, I'm cutting your arm. Off

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<v Speaker 2>fully serious. Yeah, oh, cut your arm off. So what

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<v Speaker 2>I went and did is I got a tattoo. A

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<v Speaker 2>tattoo artist came to my house and on the couch

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<v Speaker 2>that he sits on to watch YouTube videos of cars

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<v Speaker 2>every night, she drew an alien on my asshole, which

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<v Speaker 2>I speak about frequently.

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<v Speaker 1>But you'd never show us. Not once have you shown

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<v Speaker 1>the tattoo. It's come up thrice, not once, Just a

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<v Speaker 1>little peek, spread cheek it.

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<v Speaker 2>Give us a look maybe later. So who is the asshole? Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>who's the asshole?

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<v Speaker 1>The mum? I think mum and daughter are the asshole.

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<v Speaker 2>That said, though, the mum is the one reaching out

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<v Speaker 2>saying am I in the wrong? So she's definitely open

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<v Speaker 2>to a discussion. I think maybe she's maybe stuck. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>guessing she grew up be in like the seventies or

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<v Speaker 2>eighties where maybe like walking around in your undies in

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<v Speaker 2>front of your parents like was not a vibe. So

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<v Speaker 2>maybe she just needs to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a bit Every parent and child grew up in

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<v Speaker 1>different eras, so it requires a level of willingness and

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<v Speaker 1>openness for both parties to be happy.

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<v Speaker 4>Here.

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<v Speaker 1>Daughter needs to understand where Mom's coming from. You're in

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<v Speaker 1>her house. She's got to set a rules. She's uncomfortable.

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<v Speaker 1>Mom needs to pick aside, have tacked and go in

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<v Speaker 1>as a friend or be a parent, be like this

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<v Speaker 1>is this is the rules, babe. You do it or

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<v Speaker 1>you don't do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Half passing.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh well, if you want more advice from parents

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<v Speaker 1>who aren't parents, I e. Flex and frooms, childless mummy bloggers. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>childless mommy bloggers. You know, stay tuned. The advice never stops.

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<v Speaker 1>The unsolicited opinions never stop, flex and frooms. We're feeling

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<v Speaker 1>like we want to get rich quick scheme.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is that how I'm feeling?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I was feeling that for the both of ours.

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<v Speaker 1>Last week we're talking about soliable rise to fame and

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<v Speaker 1>now he's the greatest marketing genius of all time. We

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<v Speaker 1>won't get into it now, but basically he's scammed people

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<v Speaker 1>to listen to his songs. Won't tell you how because

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<v Speaker 1>if you missed it, he snooze you lose bitter Like

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<v Speaker 1>next something, what does the early bird do? The early

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<v Speaker 1>bird gets the worm it does it does. Here's what

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<v Speaker 1>other early birds do? They get jobs at fifteen, not

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<v Speaker 1>just any jobs. Listen to this I was researching different

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<v Speaker 1>things that I can do to get that bag. And

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<v Speaker 1>the way I did that is google the stories of

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities that have come before me.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, is that what you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Every now and then, just to see if I'm missing

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<v Speaker 1>out on anything. Here's the thing. I want to know,

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<v Speaker 1>what length would you go to to get your dream job?

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<v Speaker 1>Rosario Dawson, you're familiar Rosaria Dawson.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she there?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I say? Rosario?

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<v Speaker 2>Rosaria?

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<v Speaker 1>Rosaria?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she the one that's like with Eric Andre?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 2>I think she is.

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<v Speaker 1>Love no fact checking, it doesn't matter anyway. So when

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<v Speaker 1>she was fifteen, there was a commercial shooting outside of

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<v Speaker 1>her apartment. She sat on her front porch every day

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<v Speaker 1>that commercial was shooting, until a director and a screenwriter

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<v Speaker 1>approached her and asked her if she wanted to be

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<v Speaker 1>in a movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Hmmmm? Is that factual?

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<v Speaker 1>According to Dazed, the magazine, the publication we Know, the

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<v Speaker 1>screenwriter Harmony Karen told her, I wrote this character for

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<v Speaker 1>you without even realizing I didn't even know you. You're

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<v Speaker 1>perfect for this character. You have to come in now.

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<v Speaker 1>They tell you that you're not gonna get what you

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<v Speaker 1>want if you just sit at home. People keep saying

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<v Speaker 1>that to us. You gotta get outside if you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go get it. We know you don't literally sit

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<v Speaker 1>on your front porch and somebody will approach you. Kick back.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been done before. There's literal proof that it could happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Stop going on the job websites, babes, see stop networking.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, it's not working, is it? Just sit outside?

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta go.

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<v Speaker 1>If Razaria can do it, you can do it.

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<v Speaker 3>Flex and frooms.

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is, there is no place I would rather

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<v Speaker 1>be than right here. And I know for a fact

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<v Speaker 1>you feel the same. Yes, no comic, no act too

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<v Speaker 1>much to be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>I agree. Life is so good?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you okay? While you're composing yourself, I want to

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<v Speaker 1>tell you something that I know for a fact will

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<v Speaker 1>shock you, maybe shock you into speaking, perhaps not at all.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll see how we go. Do you remember a woman

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<v Speaker 1>of the name Danny L. Brogoli aka bad Baby aka

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<v Speaker 1>cash Me Outside Girl, as seen on Doctor Phil probably

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<v Speaker 1>four years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Absolutely iconic.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, we all know. At one point she had red hair.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what her vibe is. Recently, but April

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<v Speaker 1>m I want to say nineteenth, but late April twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one, Danielle turned eighteen and on her eighteenth birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>One might say it was a fantastic marketing opportunity. One

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<v Speaker 1>might say it was an opportunity to increase her revenue stream.

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<v Speaker 1>She launched an only fans and in hours, maybe about

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<v Speaker 1>six hours, made a million dollars. Now you might be thinking, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>girl boss obsessed MM but opened the only fans on

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<v Speaker 1>her eighteenth birthday, It means that predators were in the

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<v Speaker 1>corners looking. We won't get into that though. What I

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<v Speaker 1>will say is that a year later she posted or

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<v Speaker 1>bragged about how much money she had made on OnlyFans.

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<v Speaker 1>Since people said how much, she said tens of millions,

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<v Speaker 1>nobody believed her, so she posted the receipts. Dannielle Brogoli

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<v Speaker 1>has made fifty two million dollars in a year on

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<v Speaker 1>only fans. Fifty two million dollars. Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>know what's even crazier? What? I don't know if it's

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<v Speaker 1>crazy or not crazy. But at the time, when she

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<v Speaker 1>launched a year ago, she was copping a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>flak because she wasn't doing full nudity. She was doing

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<v Speaker 1>like handbra you know, like hands across breast, pressed together, cleavage,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, and then on the occasion she'd say, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you if this post gets how many hundreds of

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<v Speaker 1>thousands of likes, I'll do a nip slip. Who knows

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<v Speaker 1>if she ever did it. People were saying that you

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<v Speaker 1>can't really differentiate between her Instagram and her only fans.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like the same, same, just pretty girl being pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if she's dull, deeper, if she's doing

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<v Speaker 1>fully noodles. Either way, Siss has made fifty two.

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<v Speaker 2>Million a year. I feel like we need to see perhaps, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's.

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<v Speaker 1>That we need to try. And that's what I'm thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>A million.

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<v Speaker 2>That's crazy. I can't even I guess America's so big, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, geography, what is the brain? America is huge? It

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<v Speaker 1>is okay anyway, So what I got from that? And

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<v Speaker 1>I know this is in the success ape. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a recipe for success. It's meant to be a quick

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<v Speaker 1>fact that has drawn out. But I will say if

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<v Speaker 1>there was any there was ever a motivation to get

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<v Speaker 1>the branding up, that would be it. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>increase my market share just to start an only fans

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<v Speaker 1>would you do it. Yeah, if we're not even doing nips,

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<v Speaker 1>we're just doing cleavage.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe we do a flex and ferms are only I

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<v Speaker 2>would strongly consider that. Yeah, I've done much worse for cheaper.

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