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Speaker 1: Jersey and Amanda gam Nation. The best and worst toilet

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Speaker 1: paper has been revealed in the Toilet Paper Awards.

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Speaker 2: I'm imagining the worst would be that stuff you get

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Speaker 2: at school and in public toilets where it's in a

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Speaker 2: square box and it's like the stuff you wrap sandwiches in.

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Speaker 2: It's so greasy and non absorbent.

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Speaker 1: You get the metal the metal box that comes in.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty much just slides up me back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that didn't get a mention.

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Speaker 2: Really, there's something worse than that.

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Speaker 1: Well, do you want to know the winner?

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Speaker 2: Let us leave?

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Speaker 1: I think I'll let us leave. It be all right.

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Speaker 2: Actually, in the old days, you know, they used to

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Speaker 2: use a sponge on a stick and things.

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Speaker 1: In Roman times. That's what they used to do. The

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Speaker 1: top score. The winner is Quilton King size Gold.

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Speaker 2: When they say king size, the sheets aren't bigger, but

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Speaker 2: the roles are bigger. Is that what that?

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Speaker 1: I mean? I'm too sure about that. I've never used

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Speaker 1: the king size Gold. I like Quilton, don't get me

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Speaker 1: wrong about that, but I don't don't go the King

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Speaker 1: sized gold. I feel that their normal one is fine

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Speaker 1: by me.

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Speaker 2: I noticed that when the boys are at home, we

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Speaker 2: go through so much more toilet paper. Funnily enough, Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm constantly changing the roles. I'm the only one that

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Speaker 2: seems to do it obviously. Yeah, I'm always the one

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Speaker 2: and I get there and there's one tiny sheet left,

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Speaker 2: and you know, come on, come on, come on, what

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Speaker 2: game is this?

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Speaker 1: Every single time this best budget toilet paper, it goes

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Speaker 1: to Audi Confidence three ply extra soft. That's what you want,

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Speaker 1: your confidence in your toilet paper.

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Speaker 2: You want to hear the worst confidence.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the worst performer is the OO Bamboo Bamboo. It

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Speaker 1: was expensive and took over twenty minutes to break up.

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Speaker 1: It got zero percent in their disintegration test, which is

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Speaker 1: bad for our sewicistem. I've worked in the sewer system.

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Speaker 1: I've seen this firsthand, and what happens with toilet paper

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Speaker 1: it breaks down. Everything breaks down in the sewer. So

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Speaker 1: when you're in the particularly when you work in there.

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Speaker 1: I had many breakdowns. But when you're in there you

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Speaker 1: see it all. It's just like a brown water that

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Speaker 1: comes past.

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Speaker 2: Toilet paper in it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's still formed. No, No, it's all broken down.

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Speaker 2: It just it's all liquefied by then. Yeah, even the paper.

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Speaker 2: Imagine working for the people who did the testing.

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Speaker 1: Those wipe things, the wet wives.

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Speaker 2: Yes, don't use those to cause those giant fat burgers

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Speaker 2: under the city. Because you know, one day was this

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Speaker 2: like Choice magazine or something.

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Speaker 1: I'm not too sure where the information came from.

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Speaker 2: Imagine that one day you're just testing cars. You're just

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Speaker 2: you're testing yeah chairs, and they say, okay, Sharon, test

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Speaker 2: this toy.

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Speaker 1: Sharon, I know you had the test last week. Take

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Speaker 1: now you've got the duney paper. But since the Great pandemic,

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Speaker 1: I now buy my toilet paper. Remember that time when

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Speaker 1: people were hoarding toilet paper. It just seems so odd now,

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Speaker 1: but I now buy my toilet paper from my local

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Speaker 1: service station because at the time you couldn't get toilet

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Speaker 1: paper anyway. And I remember one time filling up my

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Speaker 1: motorbike and there was a big thirty pack of Quilton

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Speaker 1: Loves Your bar Man.

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Speaker 2: Why did you get at home?

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Speaker 1: I just strapped it on the back of my bike.

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Speaker 1: Look like I was in Vietnam. You know, when you

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Speaker 1: see those guys in Vietnam with this.

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Speaker 2: Intrigues me because you and I have been at the

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Speaker 2: shopping center together before, and you're like a little school

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Speaker 2: boy you snigger if someone walks past.

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Speaker 1: That was years ago, Old Jones. You remember that time you.

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Speaker 2: Won boasts about wrapping it up visually on your bike.

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Speaker 1: It was just different times. Remember that time we're at

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Speaker 1: the shopping center and that old bloke it had a

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Speaker 1: trolley full of toilet paper, And I nudged you and

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Speaker 1: I said, what does he know that we don't.

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Speaker 2: I think he knows his bowels.

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Speaker 1: I think he just had a lot of toilet state,

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Speaker 1: the old bloke. So but these days now I don't

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Speaker 1: care where I get my toilet paper. But I do

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Speaker 1: get it from a service station because it's always there,

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Speaker 1: readily available.