Speaker 1: It's the pick up Friday afternoon around Australia. Welcome everyone, Britt,
Speaker 1: Laura and Mitch or thanks to Chemist's Warehouse, great savings
Speaker 1: every day. Now, I've got a bit of an issue
Speaker 1: that I've faced, ladies. Just one. It's a long list
Speaker 1: to thick list. I'm a big boy. So I'm six
Speaker 1: foot three and I'm chunky. You know I'm a bigger boy.
Speaker 1: And I'm happy to say that. You know I'm fat.
Speaker 1: It's not a dirty word. You can say that you're fat.
Speaker 1: Things have started happening to me that I have noticed
Speaker 1: aren't happening to my skinny friends. Like I went to
Speaker 1: the markets the other day with my beautiful boyfriend Hayden,
Speaker 1: and I'm walking through the markets. You maybe get a croissant,
Speaker 1: maybe a punt of strawberries, maybe a sneaky pie, maybe
Speaker 1: sneak or two. And I'm walking down and this vendor
Speaker 1: is going shirts, get your shirts, custom shirts, and go
Speaker 1: that's nice. And he looks at me in the eyes
Speaker 1: he goes, Oh, don't have your size, buddy, No, yes,
Speaker 1: well you like I didn't ask you for a size.
Speaker 1: I didn't even look sideways, didn't even look at you
Speaker 1: there's not enough material in the world. You've got a
Speaker 1: shirt for this, fat ey. You got ushered out of
Speaker 1: a shop he went in. No, it was a market.
Speaker 1: I was walking down the thoroughfield. It was like public school.
Speaker 1: Don't even think about coming in. You take up at
Speaker 1: the material and I'm gonna have forg got a link
Speaker 1: craft and cut a hole in a blanket. You can
Speaker 1: wear that. So that happened anyway. I was on a
Speaker 1: flight a couple weeks ago, and I'm on the flight
Speaker 1: and you know how you sit down and if we
Speaker 1: fly so often that you don't think about watching the
Speaker 1: safety procedure, Oh, you don't even look up. No, So
Speaker 1: I sat there, seat belt wasn't on, and I didn't
Speaker 1: realize that everyone else had the seat belt on. The
Speaker 1: flight attendant walks up. She goes, I sir, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to get you to put your seat belt on,
Speaker 1: and gets down close. She goes, I'll grab you the
Speaker 1: seat belt extender. Oh hi, And I said I don't
Speaker 1: need the seat belt extender, and she went, no worries,
Speaker 1: put the seat belt on. She stood there and watched
Speaker 1: me put the seat belt on, and did and did
Speaker 1: you have to like sucking really harder than try and
Speaker 1: wriggle it around. I had a bruise on my button
Speaker 1: when I got off the flight your dask but it
Speaker 1: clicked and she walked away. You know what's happened when
Speaker 1: we all got vaccinated? Go ge vaccinated if you're not boosted.
Speaker 1: But we went to the vacshart. Remember they built the
Speaker 1: bax hubs during the pandemic, and I had to get vaccinated.
Speaker 1: I walk up and I sit down, and she goes, hy,
Speaker 1: how are you sorry? Go good, because let's vaccinate you.
Speaker 1: So I sit down and then she goes, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: one second, sorry, Mitch, Betty get the twelve gage. And
Speaker 1: it's in the middle of the vax hub and everyone's
Speaker 1: standing there like why is this woman yelling? And Betty
Speaker 1: wheels over. She wheels over like a tent and I
Speaker 1: go what is Betty doing? And I go, sorry, what's happening?
Speaker 1: She went, sir, what's happening here? Straightforward? You gotta thick epidermis?
Speaker 1: Are you see you're a big boy. We need to
Speaker 1: get you the twelve guys that will use on horses
Speaker 1: and armadillos. What this is not true? To get the
Speaker 1: twelve game like a horse. Trenk stand back. We gotta
Speaker 1: do it, she injected me. And no joker, like you
Speaker 1: could hear a pop because it had to break through
Speaker 1: my skin. Worst part was I was wearing a long
Speaker 1: sleeved shirt, so I was topless because so there I
Speaker 1: am that damn thick epidermists epidermis. This doesn't happen to
Speaker 1: my beautiful skinny partner. Doesn't happen to you girls, Cherry
Speaker 1: on the cake. Anytime I'm at a black tie event
Speaker 1: or a wedding. Are you your wedding, Laura, Well, that's
Speaker 1: happened at my wedding. Yeah, we're all Laura's wedding great friends.
Speaker 1: I witnessed it. Would you want to sit? We were there,
Speaker 1: the ceremony had happened. It was gorgeous, it was beautiful.
Speaker 1: We were standing around and or dervs. At this point,
Speaker 1: our dervs were coming out food and starters. Anyway, as
Speaker 1: I'm standing there talking to Britt and the waitresses and
Speaker 1: they're all blacks, have a tray full of Christini and oysters.
Speaker 1: They walk out of the gates of the kitchen. They
Speaker 1: see me be one for the fatty like they've got
Speaker 1: roller blades on, they roll the blade and off. I
Speaker 1: hope you know that. There was like an X amount
Speaker 1: of cannapees per person. It wasn't like all cannapes and
Speaker 1: Mitch Cherry. It was for each that was it. We
Speaker 1: didn't get the men because we ate them all. Oh
Speaker 1: I hate them. I'll keep the train, but I am
Speaker 1: offender and I want that on my god. Anyway, if
Speaker 1: you're a big girl, big boy, be proud, doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: We're special. We love imageery And do you know what
Speaker 1: the best part was? By default, I got heaps moral
Speaker 1: dirbs to see it. I'm a good friend to all right,
Speaker 1: stand by Brett. Next you're unpacking. There were some calls
Speaker 1: we got about awkward I love you moment. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I'm I'm a pivo awkward person. Anyway, I had an
Speaker 1: awkward moment with my new boyfriend Ben to make me
Speaker 1: feel better. I wanted to know your awkward I love
Speaker 1: you moments. We'll do it next you're at the pickup