WEBVTT - MINI! "Fat isn't a Dirty Word"

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pick up Friday afternoon around Australia. Welcome everyone, Britt,

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and Mitch or thanks to Chemist's Warehouse, great savings

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<v Speaker 1>every day. Now, I've got a bit of an issue

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<v Speaker 1>that I've faced, ladies. Just one. It's a long list

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<v Speaker 1>to thick list. I'm a big boy. So I'm six

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<v Speaker 1>foot three and I'm chunky. You know I'm a bigger boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm happy to say that. You know I'm fat.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not a dirty word. You can say that you're fat.

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<v Speaker 1>Things have started happening to me that I have noticed

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<v Speaker 1>aren't happening to my skinny friends. Like I went to

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<v Speaker 1>the markets the other day with my beautiful boyfriend Hayden,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'm walking through the markets. You maybe get a croissant,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a punt of strawberries, maybe a sneaky pie, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>sneak or two. And I'm walking down and this vendor

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<v Speaker 1>is going shirts, get your shirts, custom shirts, and go

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<v Speaker 1>that's nice. And he looks at me in the eyes

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<v Speaker 1>he goes, Oh, don't have your size, buddy, No, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>well you like I didn't ask you for a size.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even look sideways, didn't even look at you

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<v Speaker 1>there's not enough material in the world. You've got a

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<v Speaker 1>shirt for this, fat ey. You got ushered out of

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<v Speaker 1>a shop he went in. No, it was a market.

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<v Speaker 1>I was walking down the thoroughfield. It was like public school.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even think about coming in. You take up at

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<v Speaker 1>the material and I'm gonna have forg got a link

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<v Speaker 1>craft and cut a hole in a blanket. You can

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<v Speaker 1>wear that. So that happened anyway. I was on a

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<v Speaker 1>flight a couple weeks ago, and I'm on the flight

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<v Speaker 1>and you know how you sit down and if we

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<v Speaker 1>fly so often that you don't think about watching the

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<v Speaker 1>safety procedure, Oh, you don't even look up. No, So

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<v Speaker 1>I sat there, seat belt wasn't on, and I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize that everyone else had the seat belt on. The

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<v Speaker 1>flight attendant walks up. She goes, I sir, I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have to get you to put your seat belt on,

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<v Speaker 1>and gets down close. She goes, I'll grab you the

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<v Speaker 1>seat belt extender. Oh hi, And I said I don't

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<v Speaker 1>need the seat belt extender, and she went, no worries,

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<v Speaker 1>put the seat belt on. She stood there and watched

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<v Speaker 1>me put the seat belt on, and did and did

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<v Speaker 1>you have to like sucking really harder than try and

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<v Speaker 1>wriggle it around. I had a bruise on my button

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<v Speaker 1>when I got off the flight your dask but it

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<v Speaker 1>clicked and she walked away. You know what's happened when

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<v Speaker 1>we all got vaccinated? Go ge vaccinated if you're not boosted.

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<v Speaker 1>But we went to the vacshart. Remember they built the

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<v Speaker 1>bax hubs during the pandemic, and I had to get vaccinated.

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<v Speaker 1>I walk up and I sit down, and she goes, hy,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you sorry? Go good, because let's vaccinate you.

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<v Speaker 1>So I sit down and then she goes, oh, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>one second, sorry, Mitch, Betty get the twelve gage. And

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<v Speaker 1>it's in the middle of the vax hub and everyone's

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<v Speaker 1>standing there like why is this woman yelling? And Betty

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<v Speaker 1>wheels over. She wheels over like a tent and I

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<v Speaker 1>go what is Betty doing? And I go, sorry, what's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>She went, sir, what's happening here? Straightforward? You gotta thick epidermis?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you see you're a big boy. We need to

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<v Speaker 1>get you the twelve guys that will use on horses

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<v Speaker 1>and armadillos. What this is not true? To get the

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<v Speaker 1>twelve game like a horse. Trenk stand back. We gotta

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<v Speaker 1>do it, she injected me. And no joker, like you

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<v Speaker 1>could hear a pop because it had to break through

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<v Speaker 1>my skin. Worst part was I was wearing a long

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<v Speaker 1>sleeved shirt, so I was topless because so there I

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<v Speaker 1>am that damn thick epidermists epidermis. This doesn't happen to

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<v Speaker 1>my beautiful skinny partner. Doesn't happen to you girls, Cherry

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<v Speaker 1>on the cake. Anytime I'm at a black tie event

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<v Speaker 1>or a wedding. Are you your wedding, Laura, Well, that's

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<v Speaker 1>happened at my wedding. Yeah, we're all Laura's wedding great friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I witnessed it. Would you want to sit? We were there,

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<v Speaker 1>the ceremony had happened. It was gorgeous, it was beautiful.

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<v Speaker 1>We were standing around and or dervs. At this point,

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<v Speaker 1>our dervs were coming out food and starters. Anyway, as

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<v Speaker 1>I'm standing there talking to Britt and the waitresses and

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<v Speaker 1>they're all blacks, have a tray full of Christini and oysters.

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<v Speaker 1>They walk out of the gates of the kitchen. They

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<v Speaker 1>see me be one for the fatty like they've got

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<v Speaker 1>roller blades on, they roll the blade and off. I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you know that. There was like an X amount

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<v Speaker 1>of cannapees per person. It wasn't like all cannapes and

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch Cherry. It was for each that was it. We

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<v Speaker 1>didn't get the men because we ate them all. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>I hate them. I'll keep the train, but I am

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<v Speaker 1>offender and I want that on my god. Anyway, if

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<v Speaker 1>you're a big girl, big boy, be proud, doesn't matter.

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<v Speaker 1>We're special. We love imageery And do you know what

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<v Speaker 1>the best part was? By default, I got heaps moral

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<v Speaker 1>dirbs to see it. I'm a good friend to all right,

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<v Speaker 1>stand by Brett. Next you're unpacking. There were some calls

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<v Speaker 1>we got about awkward I love you moment. Yeah, because

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<v Speaker 1>I'm I'm a pivo awkward person. Anyway, I had an

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<v Speaker 1>awkward moment with my new boyfriend Ben to make me

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<v Speaker 1>feel better. I wanted to know your awkward I love

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<v Speaker 1>you moments. We'll do it next you're at the pickup