WEBVTT - #57: Dot Wiggins Returns 0:00:01.160 --> 0:00:03.080 People do some weird shit. 0:00:03.320 --> 0:00:06.840 Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney sell several meters from a 0:00:06.960 --> 0:00:09.600 trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot. 0:00:12.080 --> 0:00:15.840 Sell the things make more sense than others. Bring Pikes, nurseries, 0:00:16.320 --> 0:00:20.200 mercury pikes, p y k e. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:22.680 S Hey, why. 0:00:22.600 --> 0:00:26.000 I hey, as in kill hey, why. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:27.880 Okay? 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:32.280 Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school. 0:00:32.520 --> 0:00:34.280 Why is your life so expensive? 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:40.640 I'm not even having a good times, just a couple 0:00:40.680 --> 0:00:41.320 of mitches. 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:46.360 What about me? Don't forget who he is? 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.959 Maturely and yes that's us here. 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:53.640 We are welcome to the show, every one. Groundskeeper Jenna, 0:00:53.680 --> 0:00:56.080 our third wheel is here as alway, Hi. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:00:58.120 Hi, Jennifer, beat again from home. 0:00:58.200 --> 0:01:01.760 Yes, I'm really milking this hole surgery sorting back again. 0:01:01.800 --> 0:01:03.120 Could you still look and blot at those? 0:01:03.160 --> 0:01:06.480 And you know that's just my natural fat. At this 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:08.280 point I was joking, I was. 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:09.080 You're beautiful. 0:01:09.080 --> 0:01:12.279 The stomach bloating has gone down. Beautiful him Now, Jenna, 0:01:12.600 --> 0:01:14.760 I believe you've had a much better week than last week. 0:01:14.840 --> 0:01:22.280 Facebook has unbanned news site, so that'll make your job 0:01:22.280 --> 0:01:22.880 a lot easier. 0:01:22.920 --> 0:01:25.440 Were you still writing articles in the hope that it 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:27.440 would come up at any point or were you really? 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:27.880 Yes? 0:01:28.120 --> 0:01:30.640 Well, because the news articles that Jenna writes also come 0:01:30.720 --> 0:01:33.320 up in Google News, right, so from Google a headline 0:01:33.360 --> 0:01:34.520 yours will be one that comes up. 0:01:34.600 --> 0:01:35.760 Oh true, it was just faal. 0:01:35.959 --> 0:01:40.760 But traffic dropped by like seventy five percent. Jesus, we 0:01:40.840 --> 0:01:41.760 needed Facebook. 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.199 So sounds like she's in a helicopter. Traffic dropped twenty 0:01:44.959 --> 0:01:45.520 I'm asoom. 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.480 How past your road have you by? Percent? 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:48.680 Well? 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:49.800 Good for you, Jenna, that's great. 0:01:50.120 --> 0:01:53.160 Actually running late today because of traffic. I was driving 0:01:53.200 --> 0:01:54.240 back from Newcastle. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:55.720 Yeah you bogan Gate, Aye. 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:57.680 You guys. I wasn't in Bogenate and I was in Newcastle. 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:58.160 I said that. 0:01:58.200 --> 0:02:02.520 Oh I was actually quite Yeah, you actually did say Newcastle. 0:02:04.400 --> 0:02:06.280 Me to my own house. I felt I was humiliated. 0:02:06.320 --> 0:02:09.399 Somebody prides myself on being prompt. I was in Newcastle 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.680 babysitting though. You know my niece and nephew. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:13.639 Yes, shout out. They're very big now and I know. 0:02:13.600 --> 0:02:16.160 They're growing up quick. Obviously I wasn't babysitting by myself. 0:02:16.240 --> 0:02:18.959 The grandparents, my parents were there. Thank god. I couldn't 0:02:18.960 --> 0:02:19.600 do that by myself. 0:02:19.600 --> 0:02:21.160 You could have had an internal bleed at any mummy, 0:02:21.160 --> 0:02:22.600 You've got you. 0:02:23.320 --> 0:02:25.919 Exactly, But God, I'll tell you love them both to death. 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:28.760 But Noah was being a bit of a pain my nephew, 0:02:28.840 --> 0:02:31.840 the older one. Yeah, the older one, because his parents 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.280 were at a wedding. That's why I will babysitting. And 0:02:34.320 --> 0:02:37.079 it came time for bedtime. Nana Jane, my mother, Yeah, 0:02:37.680 --> 0:02:40.760 Nana Jane was reading a bedtime story and she's reading 0:02:40.800 --> 0:02:43.280 it to him and he goes, no, that's not how 0:02:43.360 --> 0:02:44.200 mummy reads it. 0:02:44.240 --> 0:02:45.320 That's not the right. 0:02:45.240 --> 0:02:47.720 Story, and was like, I'm reading it word for word, bro, 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:50.840 what are you talking about? And then Mum says, oh, 0:02:51.080 --> 0:02:54.639 Nicole must paraphrase it so that the story is shorter. 0:02:55.000 --> 0:02:56.040 Smart, and she's. 0:02:55.880 --> 0:02:58.200 Like, Noah's too smart, Like he actually calls me out 0:02:58.240 --> 0:02:59.880 in it, whereas Mom's like, oh, I used to do 0:02:59.919 --> 0:03:01.320 that to your kids all the time, but you're too 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:05.280 fucking stupid to realize. But I was too smart. He 0:03:05.320 --> 0:03:08.280 realizes that's not the same story mummy reads me. Yeah, 0:03:08.480 --> 0:03:11.120 So I spoke to my sister on the phone. I said, oh, 0:03:11.360 --> 0:03:14.600 your son's distraught. Next time you're going to spin your 0:03:14.639 --> 0:03:17.000 own bullshit in the bedtime story? Can you let us know, 0:03:17.360 --> 0:03:18.799 because it's a disaster on our en. 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:19.040 Now. 0:03:19.040 --> 0:03:21.440 I hope you're enjoying the wedding, but it's a disaster, 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:23.600 and she goes, no, no, no, no, no. He does that 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:26.120 to me too. He's just going through this weird phase 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:29.360 where he refuses to believe what I read. She reads 0:03:29.360 --> 0:03:31.800 it word for word too, and he just goes, nah, no, 0:03:31.919 --> 0:03:35.760 that's not it. No, I didn't seven to four, And 0:03:35.800 --> 0:03:38.120 I'm like, how have you raised such a little cynic? 0:03:38.200 --> 0:03:41.080 He's three. He's going to grow up to be like 0:03:41.120 --> 0:03:46.040 an anti vaxxer. He just refuses to believe facts like, oh, 0:03:46.080 --> 0:03:48.760 this little piggy went to market. No, we didn't. No, 0:03:48.920 --> 0:03:50.680 we didn't he drive? 0:03:51.240 --> 0:03:52.200 No, I got to sleep. 0:03:53.000 --> 0:03:55.760 Jack and Jill went up the hill. Bullshit, they did not. 0:03:56.200 --> 0:03:58.000 You're trying to make me leave to fetch your pail 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.120 of water. Really couldn't go to the shop to get one. No, 0:04:01.280 --> 0:04:04.280 where'd you get the accent from black sheep? Have you 0:04:04.320 --> 0:04:04.880 any wool? 0:04:05.160 --> 0:04:08.520 Yes, sir, yes, no, I've heard otherwise. Bullshit, you're lying. 0:04:10.000 --> 0:04:14.760 Twinkle Twinkle, little Star. I've never seen them twinkle really, Yeah, 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:17.320 they're pretty staggering into the sky. They don't really sparkle. Okay, 0:04:17.720 --> 0:04:20.080 how I wonder what you are? Well to start toget 0:04:20.160 --> 0:04:22.680 you just said it. Jesus, it's getting really aggressive. 0:04:22.839 --> 0:04:24.840 But it's like, how about we say this debate for 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:27.679 when you learn the alphabet your clowns. Yeah, I'm actually 0:04:27.760 --> 0:04:29.680 I can read. I'm like you, so I know what 0:04:29.720 --> 0:04:31.000 the page says. Don't argue with you? 0:04:31.080 --> 0:04:35.679 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The spider, what did the inuency? 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:39.120 Spiders went up the water spout rubbish, rubbish, bullshit, she 0:04:39.200 --> 0:04:40.800 went show me pictures. 0:04:40.920 --> 0:04:43.080 I refuse to believe that. Do you hear me? I refuse? 0:04:44.320 --> 0:04:46.239 Okay, bro, don't it's too smart. 0:04:46.320 --> 0:04:48.839 Good for him though, It's just like, where's the evidence? 0:04:50.000 --> 0:04:53.040 What's what about the what's the porridge? One? One of 0:04:53.080 --> 0:05:00.760 those they were foxes, not bears, and she ate all 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:01.839 the porige, the fat bitch. 0:05:02.600 --> 0:05:05.000 And it just made me realize because I'm turning twenty 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:06.960 five this year, that's how old my sister was. I'm 0:05:06.960 --> 0:05:09.320 pretty sure when she had kids, and so I'm like, 0:05:09.400 --> 0:05:11.800 I'm definitely not ready for that, because if they called 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:14.279 me on my bullshit, I'd argue back, yeah, whereas Nicole 0:05:14.400 --> 0:05:17.560 just goes, oh, you know, he's just tired. It's fine. 0:05:17.600 --> 0:05:18.880 I just go with it, and I'm like, I would 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.440 argue back. I'd be like, shut the fuck up. 0:05:20.920 --> 0:05:22.760 It's written here, an inky bitch. You read it. Oh 0:05:22.800 --> 0:05:23.800 you can't read good night. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:25.840 You're gonna have to take my word for it. 0:05:25.960 --> 0:05:30.520 Ya. Oh my god. I don't know what you'd be 0:05:30.560 --> 0:05:32.039 like as a dad. I think it'd be good. 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:35.000 I like to think that some like switch in my 0:05:35.040 --> 0:05:37.600 brain would be flicked or I would just become less 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:41.040 garbage of a person. Yeah, but right now, I'm definitely 0:05:41.080 --> 0:05:41.880 not equipped to parent. 0:05:42.040 --> 0:05:43.919 I don't think I could handle having my kids not 0:05:44.160 --> 0:05:46.720 like me. I don't know what I do. 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:48.920 Sometimes I think about that because I'm a bit of 0:05:48.960 --> 0:05:51.160 a like asshole to my mother for no good reason. 0:05:51.160 --> 0:05:52.560 I've had a bad day. I might take it out 0:05:52.560 --> 0:05:54.839 on her and she just cops it because she's like whatever, 0:05:54.880 --> 0:05:57.200 I'm a mum. That happens, yeah, And I'm like, I 0:05:57.279 --> 0:05:59.280 would not stand for that. If they were taking their 0:05:59.279 --> 0:06:01.120 shit out of me, be like, fuck, you get off 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:01.680 my property. 0:06:01.760 --> 0:06:04.120 Yeah, my dad was like that. Though my dad were 0:06:04.120 --> 0:06:06.240 you guys smacked? I mean it was a different time, guys. 0:06:06.279 --> 0:06:08.599 It was the late nineties, not like belted like, you know, 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:11.800 beyond belief, But there was definitely it was more the threat. Yes, 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:15.560 Like sometimes my grandmother would just get the wooden spoon 0:06:15.760 --> 0:06:17.920 off the wall that hung in the kitchen with pride, 0:06:17.960 --> 0:06:21.200 like the trophy. She just take the spoon off. We'd go, fuck, 0:06:21.200 --> 0:06:22.200 she's got the spoon. 0:06:21.960 --> 0:06:22.720 Your grandma. 0:06:22.800 --> 0:06:24.359 Yeah. But you know the funny thing is that my 0:06:24.440 --> 0:06:27.640 dad said too, because she He used to get hit 0:06:27.680 --> 0:06:30.440 with the wooden spoon and punishment when he was a child, 0:06:30.560 --> 0:06:33.160 and he said to my grandmother, if you ever hit 0:06:33.200 --> 0:06:35.680 my children with that wooden spoon, I'm going to hit 0:06:35.720 --> 0:06:36.120 you with it. 0:06:36.480 --> 0:06:37.000 Oh wow. 0:06:37.240 --> 0:06:39.120 If we ever went home and went dad and Nan 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:40.840 was with the spoon, he'd go up there and be 0:06:40.880 --> 0:06:45.120 like right. Funnily enough, we never got hit with the 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:45.719 wooden spoon. 0:06:45.880 --> 0:06:49.240 Really. I was belted with an actual RM. William spelt 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:53.120 but the buckle like that's inhumane. I was branded. I 0:06:53.120 --> 0:06:55.000 had R. M. Williams on my backside. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:56.000 He couldn't even walk. 0:06:57.560 --> 0:06:59.680 It was really bad. I had handmarks on my butt. 0:07:00.080 --> 0:07:02.560 It was so bad. I had that cry that's really guttural, 0:07:02.600 --> 0:07:08.240 that makes you lose your breath when you get that's 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:09.840 really really in. 0:07:09.880 --> 0:07:13.120 Your bedroom slam the door, like, yeah, you'd. 0:07:13.000 --> 0:07:14.520 Sit on your bed, then you'd get over it, and 0:07:14.520 --> 0:07:15.160 then you'd forget. 0:07:15.240 --> 0:07:18.239 And then you'd think, what would happen if I just died? 0:07:19.560 --> 0:07:20.560 May I didn't get there? 0:07:21.520 --> 0:07:22.760 We've all been there, we're all friends. 0:07:24.160 --> 0:07:25.280 How would they feel then? 0:07:25.520 --> 0:07:28.200 Plus being whipped with a belt, that's nothing. Jennet In 0:07:28.240 --> 0:07:30.640 one of her past life her parents used to subject 0:07:30.680 --> 0:07:34.000 her to Chinese water torture. If yes, she's steal the 0:07:34.000 --> 0:07:37.440 loaf of bread, and they'd be like, get under the dress, yep, put. 0:07:37.280 --> 0:07:38.920 The towel on your face. You know what this means? 0:07:38.920 --> 0:07:41.360 Happened at least at least twice a week. 0:07:41.200 --> 0:07:43.800 It would, Yeah, and it's just sad. 0:07:43.920 --> 0:07:44.200 All right? 0:07:44.240 --> 0:07:45.800 Well, hi everyone, welcome to the show. And this is 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:47.360 just me proudly brought to you. 0:07:47.320 --> 0:07:50.600 By Red Rooster. This week we could say that officially 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:51.760 for the first time ever. 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:52.680 That doesn't it feel good? 0:07:52.800 --> 0:07:55.200 I consider it back pay for all the free promotion 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:58.360 we've given Red Rooster overtime. 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Since 0:08:29.000 --> 0:08:30.720 we launched a year and a half or so ago, 0:08:31.200 --> 0:08:34.240 there has now been more people getting amongst us, so 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.120 many other podcasts with the same name. We're going to 0:08:36.120 --> 0:08:38.080 be seeing what we're up against a bit later on. 0:08:38.200 --> 0:08:41.320 Now some of the competition as well, have perished. They 0:08:41.360 --> 0:08:43.640 haven't made it a podcast that we're there, have not 0:08:43.679 --> 0:08:44.600 stood the test of time. 0:08:44.720 --> 0:08:45.800 We crushed them. 0:08:45.800 --> 0:08:47.520 We have crushed and I'll have you know that. When 0:08:47.559 --> 0:08:50.240 we started, remember we were like fourth. You'd search is 0:08:50.240 --> 0:08:52.280 It Just Me and we'd come up fourth. I can 0:08:52.320 --> 0:08:55.480 reveal the position that we're at now we've made an improvement. 0:08:55.840 --> 0:08:58.520 It's awesome. But if it is your first time listening, Hi, 0:08:58.679 --> 0:09:01.600 welcome Is It Just Me? Every week we bring you 0:09:01.640 --> 0:09:04.760 to gyms, as we affectionately call them something we that's right, 0:09:04.800 --> 0:09:07.000 we have something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:09.800 I'm ready to go. First, this is fresh in my mind. 0:09:10.040 --> 0:09:12.960 This it came to me last night in a fever dream. 0:09:13.200 --> 0:09:14.880 I'm ready to go. Are you happy if I start 0:09:14.920 --> 0:09:15.200 the shark? 0:09:15.320 --> 0:09:16.560 Of course, darling, be my guess. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:22.320 Here we go? Is it just me? Do you miss 0:09:22.360 --> 0:09:23.320 school uniforms? 0:09:24.120 --> 0:09:24.160 No? 0:09:24.840 --> 0:09:25.200 Really? 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:29.360 They were so uncomfortable? Oh no, I love it? Why? 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.599 Oh? I First of all, I just love having to 0:09:32.640 --> 0:09:35.079 wear the same thing every day that at its core, maye, 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.240 I just every day I wear a black shirt and jeans, 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.360 and I just revolve jeans. 0:09:38.440 --> 0:09:41.080 Yeah, that's the argument that comes up every time someone's like, 0:09:41.080 --> 0:09:43.520 why can't we be like America and have no uniforms 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:47.560 because they're equalizers? Correct, But they are fucking uncomfy, So 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:48.439 I don't miss them at all. 0:09:48.559 --> 0:09:50.640 No, but my school uniform was I mean I went 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.480 to a public school. We had, you know, shorts and 0:09:53.559 --> 0:09:55.560 a T shirt. That was it. But one of those 0:09:55.600 --> 0:09:58.400 like polo shirts with a really thin, breezy material. 0:09:58.480 --> 0:09:59.079 I love that. 0:09:59.200 --> 0:10:01.000 I love that too. What didn't you like did you 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:01.800 have to wear a blazer? 0:10:01.840 --> 0:10:01.960 Well? 0:10:01.960 --> 0:10:03.520 I used to love that. But then my parents moved 0:10:03.520 --> 0:10:04.960 me to a fucking private school, didn't they. 0:10:05.120 --> 0:10:06.520 Oh see, that's the difference. 0:10:06.559 --> 0:10:08.640 And let's not lose sight of the fact that I 0:10:08.720 --> 0:10:11.080 was a fat kid, and so there's nothing worse than 0:10:11.120 --> 0:10:13.000 a button up on a fat kid. I just think 0:10:13.040 --> 0:10:15.440 about being so uncomfy on a hot day with the 0:10:15.520 --> 0:10:18.559 bringing button ups clinging to my gut. Yeah, and the 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:19.480 tie yeah. 0:10:19.320 --> 0:10:22.240 The no, but no, I'm not talking like that kind. 0:10:22.040 --> 0:10:24.040 Of pends on the uniform. 0:10:24.120 --> 0:10:26.680 Like even if work had a uniform and where it 0:10:26.760 --> 0:10:28.880 was just like a top, some pants. 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.040 Or something, yeah, I mean overarching uniform. Would you love 0:10:31.080 --> 0:10:33.480 to just say aarn where we all work at the 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:36.080 radio station. If they said everyone has to wear a 0:10:36.120 --> 0:10:38.360 T shirt it can be any color, and shorts or 0:10:38.400 --> 0:10:40.640 jeans any color. That's it every day, nothing else. 0:10:40.960 --> 0:10:41.920 I would actually love it. 0:10:42.000 --> 0:10:42.600 I love it. 0:10:42.800 --> 0:10:45.640 I mean I've gotten away with wearing like basically what 0:10:45.679 --> 0:10:47.880 I wear to bed to work in all honesty, people 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:49.280 don't dress up in radio no. 0:10:49.520 --> 0:10:51.400 Like my team they do, do they? Yes? 0:10:52.440 --> 0:10:52.480 Not? 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:57.200 No, you're right, Amanda and Jones. You do get quite dressed, yes. 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:58.400 And their producers yeah, they do. 0:10:58.480 --> 0:11:00.280 Actually, at your point, I've noticed that. 0:11:00.320 --> 0:11:02.800 Very fairy because because we worked for rival stations in 0:11:02.840 --> 0:11:05.320 the same building over on the Kiss side where we 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:08.080 are Mitchell, we are way more sloppy than ws, aren't we. 0:11:08.120 --> 0:11:10.160 Oh one, there was a rumor that we weren't allowed 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:13.320 to wear shorts for years, and I couldn't give a 0:11:13.320 --> 0:11:14.320 ship I was shot together? 0:11:14.760 --> 0:11:15.560 Did I can confine? 0:11:15.600 --> 0:11:16.440 I completely agree. 0:11:16.720 --> 0:11:19.280 I remember when I first started at Kids, I'm like, 0:11:19.280 --> 0:11:20.880 it's an office job. I'm an adult. Now I have 0:11:20.880 --> 0:11:25.480 to dress up, button ups, like black pants, leather shoes. 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:27.560 I've got them all here because I got there on 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:30.679 my first day and like the boss looked like he 0:11:30.760 --> 0:11:33.320 was in a sports uniform. He had like the the 0:11:33.440 --> 0:11:37.199 adidask tracks and joggers and't just a loose tea on boss? 0:11:37.320 --> 0:11:37.959 Who is that? 0:11:38.200 --> 0:11:43.800 I'm gonna say his initials. You could have just said initials, 0:11:43.840 --> 0:11:46.400 but I was like, if the boss can dress casual, yeah, 0:11:46.559 --> 0:11:47.679 and I can. It's fine. 0:11:47.720 --> 0:11:50.160 There's just something about opening a wardrobe and all being 0:11:50.200 --> 0:11:52.160 the same enough. Because for me, I wake up in 0:11:52.160 --> 0:11:54.000 the morning and I have my shower, which is a process. 0:11:54.040 --> 0:11:56.000 You know, I'm not easily accessible in every inch You've 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:57.439 got a sort of bend and get around it so, 0:11:58.320 --> 0:12:00.000 but then I got to go, what am I gonna? 0:12:00.360 --> 0:12:03.040 And it's a process and I just don't enjoy it. 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:05.800 So I'd love to have black black that's it. That 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.200 a set And it was so freeing last night. In 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:10.600 the middle of speeches, I had these little booty shots 0:12:10.679 --> 0:12:12.200 on because I never mentioned that I went to a 0:12:12.200 --> 0:12:14.240 party last night. It was year sixteen, so you had 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.439 to go. You had to go. Is something you'd wear 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:18.920 to a year six disco? So I thought, well, old 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:22.559 go was what I was in year six the overachieving 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:25.520 extracurricular student that has just come from a dance or 0:12:25.559 --> 0:12:28.400 a drama rehearsal and has come to the dance in 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.600 their dance costume and with their bedgers on. 0:12:31.000 --> 0:12:33.040 What sort of extracurricular shit did you do? 0:12:33.080 --> 0:12:34.880 I think I have a photo ready, I'll pass it around. 0:12:34.960 --> 0:12:36.959 So went home to Crinella. I've got all my badges, 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.000 which were on a Teddy bear. You know when you graduated, 0:12:39.000 --> 0:12:40.760 you six, you had a white bear and everyone would 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:43.400 sign it. I had twelve badges. 0:12:44.280 --> 0:12:47.240 Oh, let me guess it would have been like Tournament 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:52.439 of the Mind, public speaking theater, sports y Yeah, yeah, Tess, 0:12:52.440 --> 0:12:53.200 were you into chess? 0:12:53.200 --> 0:12:54.760 No, I wasn't into chairs. These are the three that 0:12:54.800 --> 0:12:57.120 I took because Mum said, no, no, no, I'm keeping 0:12:57.120 --> 0:13:00.719 those to give to your kids. What my kids want 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.720 with my counsel of ribbon anyway, So these are the 0:13:03.720 --> 0:13:05.679 three that I wore school captain of course, which is 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:08.040 on the collar, woman on the collar, oh the dangly bit. 0:13:08.280 --> 0:13:11.000 And then these were the other two counselor and library monitor. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:12.520 What the fuck do they mean? 0:13:12.640 --> 0:13:14.800 I don't really remember monitoring the library. 0:13:14.840 --> 0:13:16.400 I know exactly what that would have meant. 0:13:20.480 --> 0:13:23.160 I was in the library if. 0:13:23.080 --> 0:13:24.240 You could just keep it down. 0:13:25.080 --> 0:13:27.000 You think they had me whispering. 0:13:28.840 --> 0:13:30.440 Be that one, but I mean quite over here. 0:13:30.520 --> 0:13:32.880 I have you read to that Dragonology or are you 0:13:32.960 --> 0:13:34.520 just taking it off the shell? It was big, because, 0:13:34.679 --> 0:13:36.640 oh wizard it's a great read, girls, but you have 0:13:36.640 --> 0:13:38.240 to check it out with coral at the front desk. 0:13:38.360 --> 0:13:40.680 I was more of an Egyptology, I could tell. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:42.040 I had all of them. I had the one with 0:13:42.080 --> 0:13:43.280 a gem on the fron I think they all had 0:13:43.280 --> 0:13:46.560 gems on Wizodology. Wizardology is good. Dragonology. Would you have 0:13:46.600 --> 0:13:47.559 jenner wich Ology? 0:13:48.120 --> 0:13:50.959 Actually, I'm pretty sure there was which one? 0:13:51.000 --> 0:13:53.800 Yeah, they had purple color. Yeah, that was beautiful. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.319 But I was in the library committee and I'm admitted 0:13:56.320 --> 0:14:02.880 responsible for dressing up as the book week Club thing characters, 0:14:03.200 --> 0:14:06.320 and I made a mistake one day, accidentally took the 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:09.600 head off in front of it kindergarten student and pretty 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:10.800 much crushed their dream. 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:15.000 Oh they take that shit very soon, They really do it. 0:14:15.200 --> 0:14:18.120 She started crying and saying, there's no such thing as 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.000 the school bear. 0:14:21.720 --> 0:14:22.720 It's high for a year six. 0:14:23.160 --> 0:14:27.840 Any young people listening right now, cover there is because 0:14:27.880 --> 0:14:30.440 spoiler alert, The Sunrise cash Cow is someone in costume. 0:14:30.640 --> 0:14:33.040 You know that bloody that give away money on TV. 0:14:32.960 --> 0:14:34.040 The mascot for seven now. 0:14:34.120 --> 0:14:38.400 Yes, So do you remember, Mitch, you've done our radio 0:14:38.400 --> 0:14:42.200 station mascot's cash cock. Remember when we went and filmed 0:14:42.280 --> 0:14:44.520 that video at Channel seven. You collapsed the cash cock 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:45.400 meets cash Cow. 0:14:45.560 --> 0:14:45.960 Yes. 0:14:46.040 --> 0:14:49.760 And they had all these procedures and measures to make 0:14:49.800 --> 0:14:52.520 sure that there was never any footage released of the 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:55.320 person without the thing on. They were like all cameras down, 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:58.280 like they were so strict about us never getting the 0:14:58.320 --> 0:15:01.360 cash cow out of cost Like they take it real seriously, 0:15:01.480 --> 0:15:02.880 Young kids get crushed, Jenna. 0:15:03.080 --> 0:15:06.920 Yeah, yes, cow is walking to the other cam. They 0:15:07.000 --> 0:15:09.960 got very friendly. But recently the cash cow was unmasked 0:15:09.960 --> 0:15:12.440 on TV. Remember they were so excited to give away 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:14.720 one hundred grand that they pushed their cow head off 0:15:14.720 --> 0:15:17.800 and it was some gay intern. It's ridiculous. And anyway, 0:15:17.800 --> 0:15:19.880 I wish I had a school uniform. I just I 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:22.120 would love it, or just any kind of uniform. 0:15:22.200 --> 0:15:22.920 I agree. 0:15:23.120 --> 0:15:27.040 Anyway, got it off my chest. Your turnmich Is it 0:15:27.520 --> 0:15:27.920 just me? 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:36.040 Would you love to live in a retirement home? Not now? 0:15:36.240 --> 0:15:41.480 Not now, though, I mean now, I'm ready thinking about it. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:43.120 They have pretty cool facilities. 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:45.560 You've been through quite a few in your time I have. 0:15:45.800 --> 0:15:48.280 Are we talking village or like a home? 0:15:48.560 --> 0:15:52.440 Yes, so nursing homes. I'm pretty sure that's where it's 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:55.000 basically just a long hallway with a bunch of bed 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:57.720 that's kind of hospitalsque. I don't mean that. I mean 0:15:57.800 --> 0:16:01.680 like it's almost like a resort. Everyone's got their own 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.320 little unit and the car port. You still got all 0:16:04.360 --> 0:16:06.360 the perks of, like having the nurses checking them on 0:16:06.440 --> 0:16:10.440 your stuff. But I've realized that that's actually where I 0:16:10.440 --> 0:16:14.600 would thrive, that would actually suit my lifestyle right now perfectly, 0:16:14.720 --> 0:16:18.120 Because you know, I've been spending the last couple of 0:16:18.120 --> 0:16:23.160 weeks on sick leave after my appendix's removal. And as 0:16:23.320 --> 0:16:26.280 much as I love my independence and I don't I 0:16:26.560 --> 0:16:28.640 at this point, I'm just like, I can't imagine having 0:16:28.680 --> 0:16:30.960 a partner or dating someone having someone around all the time. 0:16:31.280 --> 0:16:34.520 As much as I love my independence, I'm like, God, 0:16:34.880 --> 0:16:37.400 sometimes i just really want someone to look after me. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:40.440 I'm sick of doing everything myself. I just want to 0:16:40.520 --> 0:16:43.040 kick back and have a nurse wipe my arm, like 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:44.800 you know what I mean, Like, I just don't want 0:16:44.800 --> 0:16:47.080