Speaker 1: People do some weird shit.
Speaker 2: Television legend Carrie Ane Kenney sell several meters from a
Speaker 2: trapeze while performing in the musical Pivot.
Speaker 1: Sell the things make more sense than others. Bring Pikes, nurseries,
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Speaker 3: S Hey, why.
Speaker 1: I hey, as in kill hey, why.
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 1: Bless yourself for the rude shocks of young adults school.
Speaker 4: Why is your life so expensive?
Speaker 1: I'm not even having a good times, just a couple
Speaker 1: of mitches.
Speaker 4: What about me? Don't forget who he is?
Speaker 1: Maturely and yes that's us here.
Speaker 4: We are welcome to the show, every one. Groundskeeper Jenna,
Speaker 4: our third wheel is here as alway, Hi.
Speaker 1: Hi, Jennifer, beat again from home.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm really milking this hole surgery sorting back again.
Speaker 1: Could you still look and blot at those?
Speaker 4: And you know that's just my natural fat. At this
Speaker 4: point I was joking, I was.
Speaker 1: You're beautiful.
Speaker 4: The stomach bloating has gone down. Beautiful him Now, Jenna,
Speaker 4: I believe you've had a much better week than last week.
Speaker 4: Facebook has unbanned news site, so that'll make your job
Speaker 4: a lot easier.
Speaker 1: Were you still writing articles in the hope that it
Speaker 1: would come up at any point or were you really?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Well, because the news articles that Jenna writes also come
Speaker 4: up in Google News, right, so from Google a headline
Speaker 4: yours will be one that comes up.
Speaker 1: Oh true, it was just faal.
Speaker 5: But traffic dropped by like seventy five percent. Jesus, we
Speaker 5: needed Facebook.
Speaker 4: So sounds like she's in a helicopter. Traffic dropped twenty
Speaker 4: I'm asoom.
Speaker 1: How past your road have you by? Percent?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Good for you, Jenna, that's great.
Speaker 4: Actually running late today because of traffic. I was driving
Speaker 4: back from Newcastle.
Speaker 1: Yeah you bogan Gate, Aye.
Speaker 4: You guys. I wasn't in Bogenate and I was in Newcastle.
Speaker 4: I said that.
Speaker 1: Oh I was actually quite Yeah, you actually did say Newcastle.
Speaker 4: Me to my own house. I felt I was humiliated.
Speaker 4: Somebody prides myself on being prompt. I was in Newcastle
Speaker 4: babysitting though. You know my niece and nephew.
Speaker 1: Yes, shout out. They're very big now and I know.
Speaker 4: They're growing up quick. Obviously I wasn't babysitting by myself.
Speaker 4: The grandparents, my parents were there. Thank god. I couldn't
Speaker 4: do that by myself.
Speaker 1: You could have had an internal bleed at any mummy,
Speaker 1: You've got you.
Speaker 4: Exactly, But God, I'll tell you love them both to death.
Speaker 4: But Noah was being a bit of a pain my nephew,
Speaker 4: the older one. Yeah, the older one, because his parents
Speaker 4: were at a wedding. That's why I will babysitting. And
Speaker 4: it came time for bedtime. Nana Jane, my mother, Yeah,
Speaker 4: Nana Jane was reading a bedtime story and she's reading
Speaker 4: it to him and he goes, no, that's not how
Speaker 4: mummy reads it.
Speaker 3: That's not the right.
Speaker 4: Story, and was like, I'm reading it word for word, bro,
Speaker 4: what are you talking about? And then Mum says, oh,
Speaker 4: Nicole must paraphrase it so that the story is shorter.
Speaker 1: Smart, and she's.
Speaker 4: Like, Noah's too smart, Like he actually calls me out
Speaker 4: in it, whereas Mom's like, oh, I used to do
Speaker 4: that to your kids all the time, but you're too
Speaker 4: fucking stupid to realize. But I was too smart. He
Speaker 4: realizes that's not the same story mummy reads me. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So I spoke to my sister on the phone. I said, oh,
Speaker 4: your son's distraught. Next time you're going to spin your
Speaker 4: own bullshit in the bedtime story? Can you let us know,
Speaker 4: because it's a disaster on our en.
Speaker 6: Now.
Speaker 4: I hope you're enjoying the wedding, but it's a disaster,
Speaker 4: and she goes, no, no, no, no, no. He does that
Speaker 4: to me too. He's just going through this weird phase
Speaker 4: where he refuses to believe what I read. She reads
Speaker 4: it word for word too, and he just goes, nah, no,
Speaker 4: that's not it. No, I didn't seven to four, And
Speaker 4: I'm like, how have you raised such a little cynic?
Speaker 4: He's three. He's going to grow up to be like
Speaker 4: an anti vaxxer. He just refuses to believe facts like, oh,
Speaker 4: this little piggy went to market. No, we didn't. No,
Speaker 4: we didn't he drive?
Speaker 1: No, I got to sleep.
Speaker 4: Jack and Jill went up the hill. Bullshit, they did not.
Speaker 1: You're trying to make me leave to fetch your pail
Speaker 1: of water. Really couldn't go to the shop to get one. No,
Speaker 1: where'd you get the accent from black sheep? Have you
Speaker 1: any wool?
Speaker 4: Yes, sir, yes, no, I've heard otherwise. Bullshit, you're lying.
Speaker 1: Twinkle Twinkle, little Star. I've never seen them twinkle really, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're pretty staggering into the sky. They don't really sparkle. Okay,
Speaker 1: how I wonder what you are? Well to start toget
Speaker 1: you just said it. Jesus, it's getting really aggressive.
Speaker 4: But it's like, how about we say this debate for
Speaker 4: when you learn the alphabet your clowns. Yeah, I'm actually
Speaker 4: I can read. I'm like you, so I know what
Speaker 4: the page says. Don't argue with you?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. The spider, what did the inuency?
Speaker 1: Spiders went up the water spout rubbish, rubbish, bullshit, she
Speaker 1: went show me pictures.
Speaker 4: I refuse to believe that. Do you hear me? I refuse?
Speaker 1: Okay, bro, don't it's too smart.
Speaker 4: Good for him though, It's just like, where's the evidence?
Speaker 1: What's what about the what's the porridge? One? One of
Speaker 1: those they were foxes, not bears, and she ate all
Speaker 1: the porige, the fat bitch.
Speaker 4: And it just made me realize because I'm turning twenty
Speaker 4: five this year, that's how old my sister was. I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure when she had kids, and so I'm like,
Speaker 4: I'm definitely not ready for that, because if they called
Speaker 4: me on my bullshit, I'd argue back, yeah, whereas Nicole
Speaker 4: just goes, oh, you know, he's just tired. It's fine.
Speaker 4: I just go with it, and I'm like, I would
Speaker 4: argue back. I'd be like, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: It's written here, an inky bitch. You read it. Oh
Speaker 1: you can't read good night.
Speaker 4: You're gonna have to take my word for it.
Speaker 1: Ya. Oh my god. I don't know what you'd be
Speaker 1: like as a dad. I think it'd be good.
Speaker 4: I like to think that some like switch in my
Speaker 4: brain would be flicked or I would just become less
Speaker 4: garbage of a person. Yeah, but right now, I'm definitely
Speaker 4: not equipped to parent.
Speaker 1: I don't think I could handle having my kids not
Speaker 1: like me. I don't know what I do.
Speaker 4: Sometimes I think about that because I'm a bit of
Speaker 4: a like asshole to my mother for no good reason.
Speaker 4: I've had a bad day. I might take it out
Speaker 4: on her and she just cops it because she's like whatever,
Speaker 4: I'm a mum. That happens, yeah, And I'm like, I
Speaker 4: would not stand for that. If they were taking their
Speaker 4: shit out of me, be like, fuck, you get off
Speaker 4: my property.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my dad was like that. Though my dad were
Speaker 1: you guys smacked? I mean it was a different time, guys.
Speaker 4: It was the late nineties, not like belted like, you know,
Speaker 4: beyond belief, But there was definitely it was more the threat. Yes,
Speaker 4: Like sometimes my grandmother would just get the wooden spoon
Speaker 4: off the wall that hung in the kitchen with pride,
Speaker 4: like the trophy. She just take the spoon off. We'd go, fuck,
Speaker 4: she's got the spoon.
Speaker 1: Your grandma.
Speaker 4: Yeah. But you know the funny thing is that my
Speaker 4: dad said too, because she He used to get hit
Speaker 4: with the wooden spoon and punishment when he was a child,
Speaker 4: and he said to my grandmother, if you ever hit
Speaker 4: my children with that wooden spoon, I'm going to hit
Speaker 4: you with it.
Speaker 1: Oh wow.
Speaker 4: If we ever went home and went dad and Nan
Speaker 4: was with the spoon, he'd go up there and be
Speaker 4: like right. Funnily enough, we never got hit with the
Speaker 4: wooden spoon.
Speaker 1: Really. I was belted with an actual RM. William spelt
Speaker 1: but the buckle like that's inhumane. I was branded. I
Speaker 1: had R. M. Williams on my backside.
Speaker 3: He couldn't even walk.
Speaker 1: It was really bad. I had handmarks on my butt.
Speaker 1: It was so bad. I had that cry that's really guttural,
Speaker 1: that makes you lose your breath when you get that's
Speaker 1: really really in.
Speaker 3: Your bedroom slam the door, like, yeah, you'd.
Speaker 1: Sit on your bed, then you'd get over it, and
Speaker 1: then you'd forget.
Speaker 3: And then you'd think, what would happen if I just died?
Speaker 1: May I didn't get there?
Speaker 4: We've all been there, we're all friends.
Speaker 3: How would they feel then?
Speaker 4: Plus being whipped with a belt, that's nothing. Jennet In
Speaker 4: one of her past life her parents used to subject
Speaker 4: her to Chinese water torture. If yes, she's steal the
Speaker 4: loaf of bread, and they'd be like, get under the dress, yep, put.
Speaker 1: The towel on your face. You know what this means?
Speaker 3: Happened at least at least twice a week.
Speaker 1: It would, Yeah, and it's just sad.
Speaker 6: All right?
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Speaker 1: Now some of the competition as well, have perished. They
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Speaker 4: We crushed them.
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Speaker 1: reveal the position that we're at now we've made an improvement.
Speaker 1: It's awesome. But if it is your first time listening, Hi,
Speaker 1: welcome Is It Just Me? Every week we bring you
Speaker 1: to gyms, as we affectionately call them something we that's right,
Speaker 1: we have something we've noticed, something we hate or appreciate.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. First, this is fresh in my mind.
Speaker 1: This it came to me last night in a fever dream.
Speaker 1: I'm ready to go. Are you happy if I start
Speaker 1: the shark?
Speaker 4: Of course, darling, be my guess.
Speaker 1: Here we go? Is it just me? Do you miss
Speaker 1: school uniforms?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 4: They were so uncomfortable? Oh no, I love it? Why?
Speaker 1: Oh? I First of all, I just love having to
Speaker 1: wear the same thing every day that at its core, maye,
Speaker 1: I just every day I wear a black shirt and jeans,
Speaker 1: and I just revolve jeans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the argument that comes up every time someone's like,
Speaker 4: why can't we be like America and have no uniforms
Speaker 4: because they're equalizers? Correct, But they are fucking uncomfy, So
Speaker 4: I don't miss them at all.
Speaker 1: No, but my school uniform was I mean I went
Speaker 1: to a public school. We had, you know, shorts and
Speaker 1: a T shirt. That was it. But one of those
Speaker 1: like polo shirts with a really thin, breezy material.
Speaker 4: I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that too. What didn't you like did you
Speaker 1: have to wear a blazer?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 4: I used to love that. But then my parents moved
Speaker 4: me to a fucking private school, didn't they.
Speaker 1: Oh see, that's the difference.
Speaker 4: And let's not lose sight of the fact that I
Speaker 4: was a fat kid, and so there's nothing worse than
Speaker 4: a button up on a fat kid. I just think
Speaker 4: about being so uncomfy on a hot day with the
Speaker 4: bringing button ups clinging to my gut. Yeah, and the
Speaker 4: tie yeah.
Speaker 1: The no, but no, I'm not talking like that kind.
Speaker 3: Of pends on the uniform.
Speaker 5: Like even if work had a uniform and where it
Speaker 5: was just like a top, some pants.
Speaker 1: Or something, yeah, I mean overarching uniform. Would you love
Speaker 1: to just say aarn where we all work at the
Speaker 1: radio station. If they said everyone has to wear a
Speaker 1: T shirt it can be any color, and shorts or
Speaker 1: jeans any color. That's it every day, nothing else.
Speaker 3: I would actually love it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: I mean I've gotten away with wearing like basically what
Speaker 4: I wear to bed to work in all honesty, people
Speaker 4: don't dress up in radio no.
Speaker 3: Like my team they do, do they? Yes?
Speaker 7: Not?
Speaker 1: No, you're right, Amanda and Jones. You do get quite dressed, yes.
Speaker 3: And their producers yeah, they do.
Speaker 1: Actually, at your point, I've noticed that.
Speaker 4: Very fairy because because we worked for rival stations in
Speaker 4: the same building over on the Kiss side where we
Speaker 4: are Mitchell, we are way more sloppy than ws, aren't we.
Speaker 1: Oh one, there was a rumor that we weren't allowed
Speaker 1: to wear shorts for years, and I couldn't give a
Speaker 1: ship I was shot together?
Speaker 4: Did I can confine?
Speaker 1: I completely agree.
Speaker 4: I remember when I first started at Kids, I'm like,
Speaker 4: it's an office job. I'm an adult. Now I have
Speaker 4: to dress up, button ups, like black pants, leather shoes.
Speaker 4: I've got them all here because I got there on
Speaker 4: my first day and like the boss looked like he
Speaker 4: was in a sports uniform. He had like the the
Speaker 4: adidask tracks and joggers and't just a loose tea on boss?
Speaker 1: Who is that?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say his initials. You could have just said initials,
Speaker 4: but I was like, if the boss can dress casual, yeah,
Speaker 4: and I can. It's fine.
Speaker 1: There's just something about opening a wardrobe and all being
Speaker 1: the same enough. Because for me, I wake up in
Speaker 1: the morning and I have my shower, which is a process.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm not easily accessible in every inch You've
Speaker 1: got a sort of bend and get around it so,
Speaker 1: but then I got to go, what am I gonna?
Speaker 1: And it's a process and I just don't enjoy it.
Speaker 1: So I'd love to have black black that's it. That
Speaker 1: a set And it was so freeing last night. In
Speaker 1: the middle of speeches, I had these little booty shots
Speaker 1: on because I never mentioned that I went to a
Speaker 1: party last night. It was year sixteen, so you had
Speaker 1: to go. You had to go. Is something you'd wear
Speaker 1: to a year six disco? So I thought, well, old
Speaker 1: go was what I was in year six the overachieving
Speaker 1: extracurricular student that has just come from a dance or
Speaker 1: a drama rehearsal and has come to the dance in
Speaker 1: their dance costume and with their bedgers on.
Speaker 4: What sort of extracurricular shit did you do?
Speaker 1: I think I have a photo ready, I'll pass it around.
Speaker 1: So went home to Crinella. I've got all my badges,
Speaker 1: which were on a Teddy bear. You know when you graduated,
Speaker 1: you six, you had a white bear and everyone would
Speaker 1: sign it. I had twelve badges.
Speaker 4: Oh, let me guess it would have been like Tournament
Speaker 4: of the Mind, public speaking theater, sports y Yeah, yeah, Tess,
Speaker 4: were you into chess?
Speaker 1: No, I wasn't into chairs. These are the three that
Speaker 1: I took because Mum said, no, no, no, I'm keeping
Speaker 1: those to give to your kids. What my kids want
Speaker 1: with my counsel of ribbon anyway, So these are the
Speaker 1: three that I wore school captain of course, which is
Speaker 1: on the collar, woman on the collar, oh the dangly bit.
Speaker 1: And then these were the other two counselor and library monitor.
Speaker 4: What the fuck do they mean?
Speaker 1: I don't really remember monitoring the library.
Speaker 4: I know exactly what that would have meant.
Speaker 1: I was in the library if.
Speaker 4: You could just keep it down.
Speaker 1: You think they had me whispering.
Speaker 4: Be that one, but I mean quite over here.
Speaker 1: I have you read to that Dragonology or are you
Speaker 1: just taking it off the shell? It was big, because,
Speaker 1: oh wizard it's a great read, girls, but you have
Speaker 1: to check it out with coral at the front desk.
Speaker 4: I was more of an Egyptology, I could tell.
Speaker 1: I had all of them. I had the one with
Speaker 1: a gem on the fron I think they all had
Speaker 1: gems on Wizodology. Wizardology is good. Dragonology. Would you have
Speaker 1: jenner wich Ology?
Speaker 5: Actually, I'm pretty sure there was which one?
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had purple color. Yeah, that was beautiful.
Speaker 5: But I was in the library committee and I'm admitted
Speaker 5: responsible for dressing up as the book week Club thing characters,
Speaker 5: and I made a mistake one day, accidentally took the
Speaker 5: head off in front of it kindergarten student and pretty
Speaker 5: much crushed their dream.
Speaker 4: Oh they take that shit very soon, They really do it.
Speaker 5: She started crying and saying, there's no such thing as
Speaker 5: the school bear.
Speaker 3: It's high for a year six.
Speaker 4: Any young people listening right now, cover there is because
Speaker 4: spoiler alert, The Sunrise cash Cow is someone in costume.
Speaker 4: You know that bloody that give away money on TV.
Speaker 1: The mascot for seven now.
Speaker 4: Yes, So do you remember, Mitch, you've done our radio
Speaker 4: station mascot's cash cock. Remember when we went and filmed
Speaker 4: that video at Channel seven. You collapsed the cash cock
Speaker 4: meets cash Cow.
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 4: And they had all these procedures and measures to make
Speaker 4: sure that there was never any footage released of the
Speaker 4: person without the thing on. They were like all cameras down,
Speaker 4: like they were so strict about us never getting the
Speaker 4: cash cow out of cost Like they take it real seriously,
Speaker 4: Young kids get crushed, Jenna.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yes, cow is walking to the other cam. They
Speaker 1: got very friendly. But recently the cash cow was unmasked
Speaker 1: on TV. Remember they were so excited to give away
Speaker 1: one hundred grand that they pushed their cow head off
Speaker 1: and it was some gay intern. It's ridiculous. And anyway,
Speaker 1: I wish I had a school uniform. I just I
Speaker 1: would love it, or just any kind of uniform.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: Anyway, got it off my chest. Your turnmich Is it
Speaker 1: just me?
Speaker 4: Would you love to live in a retirement home? Not now?
Speaker 4: Not now, though, I mean now, I'm ready thinking about it.
Speaker 3: They have pretty cool facilities.
Speaker 1: You've been through quite a few in your time I have.
Speaker 1: Are we talking village or like a home?
Speaker 4: Yes, so nursing homes. I'm pretty sure that's where it's
Speaker 4: basically just a long hallway with a bunch of bed
Speaker 4: that's kind of hospitalsque. I don't mean that. I mean
Speaker 4: like it's almost like a resort. Everyone's got their own
Speaker 4: little unit and the car port. You still got all
Speaker 4: the perks of, like having the nurses checking them on
Speaker 4: your stuff. But I've realized that that's actually where I
Speaker 4: would thrive, that would actually suit my lifestyle right now perfectly,
Speaker 4: Because you know, I've been spending the last couple of
Speaker 4: weeks on sick leave after my appendix's removal. And as
Speaker 4: much as I love my independence and I don't I
Speaker 4: at this point, I'm just like, I can't imagine having
Speaker 4: a partner or dating someone having someone around all the time.
Speaker 4: As much as I love my independence, I'm like, God,
Speaker 4: sometimes i just really want someone to look after me.
Speaker 4: I'm sick of doing everything myself. I just want to
Speaker 4: kick back and have a nurse wipe my arm, like
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like, I just don't want
Speaker 4: to do everything right. And so I was watching this
Speaker 4: TV show. Have you heard of the End?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Oh, I've heard of it. I've never seen it.
Speaker 4: It's on Foxtail and it's like an Australian one, and
Speaker 4: it had that cliche storyline of where the grandmother gets
Speaker 4: so upset. I can't believe you're putting me into a
Speaker 4: home classic I'm you know, I'm I'm fine, Yeah, that
Speaker 4: sort of thing, and I'm like, you shut your mouth.
Speaker 4: It looks awesome. They had like craft club, they had
Speaker 4: like all these activities and things relighted me of O
Speaker 4: week when I was joining everyone, yes, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm so ready for that, because you've still got the independence.
Speaker 4: It was like your own little villa. But then you've
Speaker 4: got other people looking after you, and there's a sense
Speaker 4: of community. You've got the clubs and you've got fucking
Speaker 4: school kids coming to sing your Christmas carols and shit,
Speaker 4: I'm so down for that. I'm red deep. But so
Speaker 4: you have your own house essentially on the show, yes,
Speaker 4: and I'm sure there's other setups like that.
Speaker 1: They look price it's reality. This isn't scripted reality.
Speaker 4: It's a no, it's not a reality shows. It's a drama.
Speaker 4: It's got Oh. By the way, this is another Oh.
Speaker 4: She used to be on Play School. I remember her
Speaker 4: from that, which is why it was quite confronting to
Speaker 4: see her tits. Like there's four in lesbian scenes with
Speaker 4: Nony Hazel Hurt from Play School. She spends the whole
Speaker 4: time fucked up, like it's just blazed, like getting stoned
Speaker 4: by the pool, making love as an old lady lesbian.
Speaker 4: And I was just like, that's that's who I meant
Speaker 4: to be, not when I'm old.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, I'm ready. The thing is I read an
Speaker 1: expose a about the truth in nursing homes, the truth
Speaker 1: about sex and STI the aging population want to remain active.
Speaker 1: The highest rate of STIs in Australia above teens and
Speaker 1: youth is in retirement homes.
Speaker 4: Really, they're all rooting.
Speaker 1: Each other, silly, Wow, why would they not? You know,
Speaker 1: their life partners have probably deceased or in a vegetative state.
Speaker 1: You can't consent if you're a cabbage. So so they're
Speaker 1: all sleeping with each other. But they all don't care
Speaker 1: about the ramifications. I aren't using protection, so they're all
Speaker 1: getting STDs.
Speaker 4: That's wild. Yeah, yeah, I feel like nursing homes they're
Speaker 4: a bit they're a bit different to retirement villages. Like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to glorify nursing homes too much because
Speaker 4: I've heard some I remember seeing some like seven thirty
Speaker 4: report about like nursing staff who are like a bit
Speaker 4: too rough and like the old people get bruised.
Speaker 3: And t TV.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stuff like that. And one of my friends worked
Speaker 4: in a nursing home and she couldn't do it anymore
Speaker 4: because she was like, like they just kept dying. I'd
Speaker 4: get attached and like I feel like that part wouldn't
Speaker 4: be fun, all me mates around me carking it. But
Speaker 4: the retirement village situation. I reckon, I'm ready for that.
Speaker 1: Also, shout out to age care workers. That's a tough gig,
Speaker 1: especially the dementia ward. I mean, I've been in there,
Speaker 1: and oh my god, it's hard to shout out. You
Speaker 1: do an incredible job, which.
Speaker 4: Actually further emphasizes my argument. Why not make your life
Speaker 4: easier as an aged care worker by opening it up
Speaker 4: to young people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you could entertain them. You could put on
Speaker 1: little shows. You could teach you how to TikTok. You'd
Speaker 1: have to pretend you're straight, but they'd probably think you're
Speaker 1: a woman. To be honest, I could teach some could
Speaker 1: teach some bars, and I could do clowning exercises with them.
Speaker 1: Should we call one?
Speaker 4: I was hoping you would.
Speaker 1: Should we call I could call on as top Wigans
Speaker 1: and see if he has an act.
Speaker 4: Made an appearance in season three of this podcast, You're
Speaker 4: Able to No, don't.
Speaker 1: Do this, she's here.
Speaker 4: I hate it when you do this part the alter ego.
Speaker 4: I prefer it when you just make the call and
Speaker 4: become dot that she's tripped over get when he pretends
Speaker 4: she's in the room and they're different. People just own it.
Speaker 4: It's you.
Speaker 3: Why are you tapping?
Speaker 1: That was her walking? Come to the microphone. Here's this one.
Speaker 1: There's bedroom smells. I know the bed pan underneath.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hi, Dot, how are you poor?
Speaker 1: Boy? This boy's right, it's a boy. How are you dear?
Speaker 4: I'm good? I was just can you can you call
Speaker 4: a retirement village and find out? Actually? I think first
Speaker 4: and foremost you should find out do you need to
Speaker 4: be obld to live there?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 4: Can I apply? Is there an age limit? And then
Speaker 4: also like what facilities do they have? What I'm signing
Speaker 4: up for?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 4: Do they have a pool? They have a mezzanine bar?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've just found a number for one.
Speaker 4: Jenna, are you showing initiative? I don't even ask you
Speaker 4: to google that?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm very interested in this, and I want to not.
Speaker 1: I thought you were a statue, didn't talking.
Speaker 4: Maybe if Jenna and I pretend we're an elderly couple,
Speaker 4: we can moving together.
Speaker 1: That is with that voice that throws them off, understand.
Speaker 3: Call it it.
Speaker 4: Can't do this, Theresa, Good afternoon, Trenath.
Speaker 1: The manna is Dot Wiggans. How are you watch your name?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Dot Wiggins? Are d o t Wiggins.
Speaker 8: I've got I got I got it dot. Sorry I
Speaker 8: just didn't get it first time around.
Speaker 1: No, no, no issue, very good fair shoosing names. Sometimes
Speaker 1: people say do some of the people say Diana and
Speaker 1: I I'd love to be Diana. She was beautiful, but
Speaker 1: I'll be dark. I have a few questions in regards
Speaker 1: to the facility.
Speaker 8: Sure, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: Do you have a pool?
Speaker 8: We had two pools?
Speaker 1: Oh my, you know you used to be good friends
Speaker 1: with Dawn Fraser blessed us soul in the swimmer and
Speaker 1: I used to swim with her, and I think I
Speaker 1: have never had a pull in my whole life. So
Speaker 1: that that checks off on the list. In regards to
Speaker 1: can we.
Speaker 8: Have an indoor pool and we have an outdoor pool?
Speaker 1: You had me at indoor? How exciting? Is there a
Speaker 1: drinking bar for drink?
Speaker 8: How could we have a resort without having a drinking bark?
Speaker 1: This is going very well. Maybe a sports equipment or
Speaker 1: I've heard of zoom, zoombra or zumba or a gym facility.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so we have we have a we have a
Speaker 8: fully equipped gym. We have we have an aerobic room
Speaker 8: where they do yoga, and I think it's pilardis or
Speaker 8: like like a Pilards kind of black aerobic aerobic lovely,
Speaker 8: we have water aerobic in the indoor pool. So at
Speaker 8: the moment, our bar every Friday night hour, yes, every
Speaker 8: second Friday night, we have a dinner night or a
Speaker 8: meal night, however you like to call it.
Speaker 1: If you ask me.
Speaker 8: What they what they? What the current caterer does is
Speaker 8: on dinner night she does a full menu, and then
Speaker 8: on the non and on the non dinner night she
Speaker 8: will do a takeaway menu. Oh my goodness me, a
Speaker 8: lot of people buy a couple of those takeaway meals
Speaker 8: and freeze them for the week.
Speaker 1: So, oh dear, that sounds absolutely lush. Well, I appreciate,
Speaker 1: I appreciate all the facts. This is great to know. Andy,
Speaker 1: very sorry, sorry, my cat has just coming in the room.
Speaker 8: But we have lots of other lots and lots and
Speaker 8: lots and lots of other activities throughout the week. There's
Speaker 8: card planes, there's table tennis, there's craft sessions. They do
Speaker 8: boring lessons.
Speaker 1: What was my dear.
Speaker 8: My name's Teresa dot who Terresa Tosa?
Speaker 1: Got it? Dear, thank you. I appreciate that question though.
Speaker 1: What is the age limit for your sort of your grounds.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so you need to be forty five years past
Speaker 8: and you need to have no children living with you.
Speaker 1: Oh, dear, I was sort of inquiring. My gay little
Speaker 1: grandson twenty five years old would have loved to give
Speaker 1: you his business.
Speaker 8: Any five forty five and over? Yeah, so you need
Speaker 8: to be forty five?
Speaker 1: Goodness means all right, well you know what, you can
Speaker 1: come and visit and check it out and I'll meet
Speaker 1: you at that Why you're talking about? All right, I've
Speaker 1: got everything I need to know. You've been above and beyond.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you, dear, Thank you. Well, if you'd like
Speaker 8: to come and have a look at the village, let
Speaker 8: us know, we'll give you a bit of a guided
Speaker 8: tour and take it from there.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. I appreciate my love.
Speaker 8: You're welcome, dark take care bye bye.
Speaker 4: Oh I'm shattered. Oh would have been my perfect class style.
Speaker 4: There was bloody pink pop craft.
Speaker 1: She was really selling it.
Speaker 4: Aerobic aerobic pilates.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two poles indoor and indoor and outdoor.
Speaker 4: It's fine. I'll just continue to rotten in my apartment.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Both mitches are very needy, So
Speaker 1: make sure you leave a review on your podcast.
Speaker 4: Okay, time for.
Speaker 1: The very first edition of Red Rooster Reviews.
Speaker 4: This is a career highlight officially being sponsored by Red
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it really is exciting.
Speaker 4: I mean I've been paying Red Rooster's bills for quite
Speaker 4: some time, so it's only fair that they pay mine back.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more.
Speaker 3: I love their best chips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I agree.
Speaker 4: In the gravy world, which we would have said without
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Speaker 4: I haven't had that. Have you had the new Fried
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Speaker 1: No, I haven't.
Speaker 3: I haven't even had it.
Speaker 4: So next week we're doing our Mardi Gras hangover show, Yeah,
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Speaker 4: If yeah, Oh, can I just say the mental image
Speaker 4: of someone not controlling their laughter on a train, it's
Speaker 4: quite hilarious. It's pretend right now that you're on a
Speaker 4: plant on a train and you've heard something funny in
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Speaker 1: Okay, the next station to arrive is Sydenham.
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Speaker 4: Can't have that. No, we don't want laughing in public.
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Speaker 1: Now we're moving on to a point in the show,
Speaker 1: something that we did in our early days and in
Speaker 1: the inception of the is it just me podcast we
Speaker 1: did this is It Just Me?
Speaker 4: It's this your weekly fix where we give you know,
Speaker 4: the very silly, stupid stuff in life that do you
Speaker 4: gravitas We feel it.
Speaker 1: Deserves, that's right, and that was one of the Is
Speaker 1: It Just Me that we are cousins with.
Speaker 4: Brothers with yes. Back in episode four, the very early
Speaker 4: days of this podcast, we realized that we have a
Speaker 4: lot of people with the same name, and since we've
Speaker 4: launched a lot of other people have also, I like
Speaker 4: to think, copied us. So today we're going to be
Speaker 4: listening to the new is It Just Me? Podcast? Correct,
Speaker 4: Before we.
Speaker 1: Do that, I have an announcement to me. Last time
Speaker 1: we checked in, there was about six is It Just Me?
Speaker 1: Podcasts and we were fourth on the ranking. So when
Speaker 1: you search it, the tiles, the images, the cover art
Speaker 1: of the podcast come out, the most popular and the
Speaker 1: most listened to is first. We were fourth and pleased
Speaker 1: to announce that we are now top spot where the
Speaker 1: number one is It Just Me podcast.
Speaker 4: The first one that comes up when you search.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and sorry to Joe Elvin and James Williams who
Speaker 1: follow us on Instagram. When we did this last time
Speaker 1: there is It Just Me? Is still number two, so
Speaker 1: good for them. For them, Sorry we had to kick
Speaker 1: you off your perch, but you guys do a great job.
Speaker 4: They're the British ones you just heard in the opener.
Speaker 4: They were our favorites. They were I guess the threat.
Speaker 1: I would say they were our biggest threat. And their
Speaker 1: podcast is still updated to this day. Their last episode
Speaker 1: was yeah, not long ago, so they're still they're still kicking.
Speaker 4: So you've been sussing out our new competition. What are
Speaker 4: we up again?
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, there's a lot I've spent a lot of
Speaker 1: hours listening to podcasts that quite frankly, don't interest me.
Speaker 1: Now we have to preface it with this. We're in
Speaker 1: no way shit canning the shows.
Speaker 4: No, it's actually we're actually trying to take inspiration from
Speaker 4: the other Is it just me? Remember last time we
Speaker 4: were trying to be like, Okay, what can we do
Speaker 4: that they're doing? Can we implement in our show? Rrely
Speaker 4: copying the.
Speaker 1: Others exactly, And we don't want you to go and
Speaker 1: give them a one star review. In fact, give them
Speaker 1: a five star review, but rate them and say is
Speaker 1: it just me? Mitch and Mitch and Jennet?
Speaker 4: Yes, Remember last time we do dare everyone to go
Speaker 4: leave a review on the other Is It Just Me?
Speaker 4: You have to be nice to them but also plug
Speaker 4: us at the same time. So it's like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I love this show. This is the second best Is
Speaker 4: It Just Me? Trailing behind the one by couple of mitches?
Speaker 1: Yes, correct and give them a four start and knock
Speaker 1: them down and atch you. I'll give him something to
Speaker 1: work towards. All right. This is the newest rendition of
Speaker 1: the Is It Just Me? Podcast? And it is one, two, three, four,
Speaker 1: five sixths in the pecking order. Okay, so it's not
Speaker 1: doing bad.
Speaker 3: It's got potential.
Speaker 1: It's got a lot of potential.
Speaker 4: How recent was their most recently?
Speaker 1: Their most recent episode was the twenty second of December
Speaker 1: twenty twenty, so they're probably still in their Christmas break.
Speaker 1: You know, they could still be to be resting. This
Speaker 1: is Just Me with Jess and Luke the Motorsport podcast.
Speaker 1: Now I know you thinking what. Here's a little taste
Speaker 1: of how their show starts every week.
Speaker 9: Hello and welcome to the Is It Just Me? Podcast
Speaker 9: with Jess and Luke. On this show, we take a
Speaker 9: look at the f one headlines that have everyone talking, tweeting,
Speaker 9: and debating and throwing some spice with your hot takes
Speaker 9: on F one's hot topics. I'm Jess Motus what networks are,
Speaker 9: a resident Twitter addict.
Speaker 4: And I'm Luke Altosports Formulam reporter tracking all of the
Speaker 4: latest F one news and gossips straight from the paddock.
Speaker 1: There you go. So that's how they start every week.
Speaker 4: Okay, so far, so good. It is the name doesn't
Speaker 4: actually how does it correlate?
Speaker 1: It is just me? Or was that a ripper race? Yeah?
Speaker 4: But like I feel like most sports shows, you know
Speaker 4: what you're getting yourself into. Yes, tonight they show correct
Speaker 4: One's just a little too broad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the thing is, it's not really about motorsport. So
Speaker 1: I listened to this episode and this is where they started.
Speaker 4: I'm quite looking forward to having a nap.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I think that sleep is the thing that I'm
Speaker 9: like most.
Speaker 4: What is this sleep? You speak of it? Yeah?
Speaker 9: I know, I don't know, and I don't know if
Speaker 9: it's because it's been so crazy, but I've actually been
Speaker 9: not to make this like a therapy podcast, but I've been,
Speaker 9: like I've been, first off, struggling to sleep, and I
Speaker 9: don't know if it's just because so much has happened,
Speaker 9: and I feel like I'm on tender hooks every every
Speaker 9: five minutes because it seemed like, you know, eleven PM,
Speaker 9: let's just drop a massive, massive news bomb and get
Speaker 9: out of bed and write an article, Luke, or make
Speaker 9: a social post, Jess. So I feel I think I've
Speaker 9: been on edge like the.
Speaker 4: Entire season pretty much. Yeah, it's a pony, Jenna, Oh
Speaker 4: my god, always working writing youth articles around the class.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Very true. That episode was titled bring Back V Tense,
Speaker 1: in which they never once spoke about bringing back V tents.
Speaker 4: We are beating them at their own game in a
Speaker 4: way because we are in bed right now. You can
Speaker 4: lie down in bed and podcast at the same time.
Speaker 1: Very true, Very true. And Luke, Jess and Luke, we
Speaker 1: love you, Jess and Luke. Hey, continue continue fight in
Speaker 1: the good fight, but maybe talk about motorspot that might
Speaker 1: be a good place to start. All right, up next,
Speaker 1: this is okay. I have a very soft spot for this.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? It's by rejected Bachelorette contestant. Oh
Speaker 1: so she was on the Bachelorette us Oh rejected. She
Speaker 1: thought I'm going to start a podcast Is It Just Me,
Speaker 1: The sometimes funny and occasionally serious podcast that discusses news, entertainment,
Speaker 1: and good old common sense, even if it's not so
Speaker 1: sense anymore.
Speaker 4: So what's the name?
Speaker 1: Never once mentioned?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: So which one? I'm looking at all? The which which
Speaker 4: cover off?
Speaker 1: She's already with a woman in the middle of a road.
Speaker 1: It looks very dangerous.
Speaker 7: Oh she's literally the artist is rejected, yessingtal Yes, it's
Speaker 7: it's let me play it for you.
Speaker 1: The irony is that? I mean, we've just got our
Speaker 1: sponsor read rooster. We love you guys. She's got one
Speaker 1: episode and she's got a sponsor. I don't know how
Speaker 1: she's done it. Let's hear it. This is how she
Speaker 1: starts her episode.
Speaker 6: Welcome to Is It Just Me? The podcast said, ass
Speaker 6: if it's too late to drink coffee? Is it too
Speaker 6: early to drink alcohol? Sponsored by Anchor. You can download
Speaker 6: the app or go to anchor dot fm to get started,
Speaker 6: But before you find yourself engrossed and phenomenal storytelling, please
Speaker 6: click the subscribe button and maybe check out how you
Speaker 6: can support this podcast. Many thanks, Hello, come on in,
Speaker 6: and welcome to Is It Just Me? I know recently
Speaker 6: I've been doing a lot of satirical episodes, and I
Speaker 6: have to say I have enjoyed them, and there will
Speaker 6: be more, and hopefully you enjoy them too.
Speaker 4: But as I put in.
Speaker 2: My bio description box, however you want to put it,
Speaker 2: sometimes it's going to be funny, sometimes it's going to
Speaker 2: be serious. And today a little bit more on the
Speaker 2: serious side, not so satirical, but sadly, sadly a very ridiculous,
Speaker 2: pathetic you name it topic today in this episode about
Speaker 2: what I like to refer to as impeachment part due.
Speaker 1: Okay, now, what just happens just.
Speaker 3: All is this she's only got one episode.
Speaker 1: Well, that's the thing. She mentions, the satirical episodes that
Speaker 1: she did. They've all been deleted.
Speaker 4: Oh that's the first episode.
Speaker 1: Well she's deleted them all. You see all episodes, they
Speaker 1: have been deleted.
Speaker 4: Well here I was yagging. I was stinking for some
Speaker 4: satire from rejected Bacheloretca.
Speaker 1: That's what I thought. I thought, maybe it comes later
Speaker 1: in the episode. So I listened to the whole thing,
Speaker 1: all eleven and a half minutes of it, and it
Speaker 1: got scarily political.
Speaker 4: Trump praise on these type of people.
Speaker 2: I mean that is that in itself is the reason
Speaker 2: I say, hell no dabbing anything to do with this guy.
Speaker 2: But then there are the other side, the Bible thumpers,
Speaker 2: you know, the belief in the man and the woman
Speaker 2: and you know, and if and if they truly were
Speaker 2: you know, good hearted Bible Jesus believe in people, then
Speaker 2: why we olden walls and calling people on the other
Speaker 2: side of the wall scumbags and this and that and
Speaker 2: the other thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had to cut it there. It sort of
Speaker 1: became a bit preaching. Yeah accent, I think it changed,
Speaker 1: all right. Moving on to my next one, which is
Speaker 1: by far my favorite. It is simply called is It
Speaker 1: Just Me? By Remina Kolshta.
Speaker 4: Kaiki, Which one am I looking at?
Speaker 1: Is It Just Me?
Speaker 4: The rain?
Speaker 1: The font is like in it's very sort of pop
Speaker 1: art two thousand and nine, and the logo is rain.
Speaker 1: It's just a rain. Look. Now, there's only two episodes.
Speaker 1: The first one is called call Loud Popular, which is
Speaker 1: quite a beautiful commentary. Hey, let's call loud popular.
Speaker 3: Nice hook?
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice hook? Thing is more of a song. Wow, Yeah,
Speaker 1: here we go. This is Is It Just Me? By
Speaker 1: Remaina Kushta Lechica Remaina take it away.
Speaker 2: Everyone doesn't matter who they are?
Speaker 3: Is it on me?
Speaker 4: Me that thinks the best for me? Oh? She didn't life?
Speaker 10: Is it good looking?
Speaker 6: Powers to be?
Speaker 4: My drum like a drum?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 1: Oh you?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: Is it me that thinks it's awkward?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 3: Is it awkward?
Speaker 4: Or is it weird?
Speaker 3: No? Is it just me? He me?
Speaker 5: He isn't me?
Speaker 4: Everyone doesn't matter who they are? Is it on me?
Speaker 6: Me?
Speaker 4: Do things the best for me?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 2: Changing life, physic good looking forwards to be?
Speaker 3: Mo like a drum? Soul? You isn't the things?
Speaker 1: It's awkward?
Speaker 3: It just me?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 4: Is it just me?
Speaker 1: It's very spooky?
Speaker 7: Wow?
Speaker 4: I mean my my question is why we bothering like that?
Speaker 4: Can't be top She's the supreme? Is it just me?
Speaker 4: I've just had a little brow through her feed And
Speaker 4: both episodes are only one minute long.
Speaker 1: The other one it.
Speaker 3: Was not as good as the other one a song
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 1: The other one is called is It True, and the
Speaker 1: description says expose people in all caps. Oh wow, Okay,
Speaker 1: we don't want to hear that, do We'll leave that
Speaker 1: up to you guys to go.
Speaker 4: Really, if you're really keen to hear more of that.
Speaker 1: I'd say your name, But is it just me? That's
Speaker 1: a beautiful little riff of the We could use that
Speaker 1: as a jingle, Is it just Me?
Speaker 8: You know?
Speaker 4: I almost want to ask her just for like the
Speaker 4: clean feet of the vocals. We could put that in
Speaker 4: our opener.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we very off. Yeah, yes, we need remain your kosheshki.
Speaker 1: All right, moving on to Is It Just Me? This
Speaker 1: is eleventh in the pecking order, it's got no reviews
Speaker 1: and it's brand new.
Speaker 4: How new? And we talking.
Speaker 1: Seventh of January? Oh wow, this is by Lisa's a
Speaker 1: guy And Lisa says, it's just a regular girl getting
Speaker 1: real with you and I being in the twenties, dilemmas
Speaker 1: make me either fit or feel misplaced among my peers.
Speaker 1: Is it just me? Or is it you? Two?
Speaker 4: Do you feel that this might have been a New
Speaker 4: Year's resolution? I'm going to start a podcast?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, she made a trailer and everything and dropped
Speaker 1: it and and you know she's got one review. So
Speaker 1: why don't we take a listen? Yeah? At this is
Speaker 1: It just Me? Take it away?
Speaker 13: Hi, guys, welcome to another episode of the Is It
Speaker 13: Just Me? Podcast? I'm your hosts ge in today to
Speaker 13: have a very very interesting.
Speaker 4: And really it's interesting.
Speaker 10: My friend you to introduce you introduce me for surgy
Speaker 10: so Surdy surgery, my friend.
Speaker 1: I had to cut it off there. They floated for
Speaker 1: three minutes. They fumbled, she dropped the microphone, and then
Speaker 1: you think this can't get any worse. It does get
Speaker 1: worse because mid deep conversation, one of them decides to
Speaker 1: cook her you foods in the microwave in the background.
Speaker 1: It's truly jarring.
Speaker 4: You have called me.
Speaker 11: We decided to go. We decided to go. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 11: I invited. I expect you to be exactly Yeah. Don't
Speaker 11: you think that's toctical.
Speaker 10: I don't think it's toxic because even me allowing you
Speaker 10: to pay, I don't want to you know, he don't
Speaker 10: want to hunt you ere you're the money.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I actually I don't feel that that's either
Speaker 4: of them cooking. I just think that they're in like
Speaker 4: the canteen or something where do they record. Do you
Speaker 4: think the stuff room?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but they were trying to talk about
Speaker 1: toxic masculinity and he said, if you asked me to
Speaker 1: pay on a first date, isn't that toxic and she
Speaker 1: said no, and then.
Speaker 4: No, baby, you don't get it.
Speaker 1: Literally, I tell you.
Speaker 4: What, though, there's nothing better than a show that as
Speaker 4: soon as the opener starts they're already laughing at their
Speaker 4: own jokes they haven't told yet before We kicked off
Speaker 4: every episode like that. Can you bring our opener up?
Speaker 4: Imagine this is how we started every week. That's your
Speaker 4: radio open. Keep that away from me, bitch, fast forward
Speaker 4: a bit, couple of mentions. Don't forget it's true. And
Speaker 4: in the show, couldn't introduce yourself. This isn't just a
Speaker 4: third wheel ground keeper. Oh my god, we brought bike.
Speaker 4: What's the wattage on your microwave?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 7: We laugh?
Speaker 1: Oh we laugh laughing at them because they to do
Speaker 1: a podcast as hard.
Speaker 4: We're laughing.
Speaker 1: It's laughing with them. So that was isn't just me.
Speaker 4: They couldn't find anywhere to record other than the good time.
Speaker 1: Did tell that they were in the staff room. There
Speaker 1: were two teachers, and they went, let's make the most
Speaker 1: of been this chemistry that we've got t room for.
Speaker 5: Lunchtime and tell that the person microwaving is trying to
Speaker 5: be quiet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want the blake comes out and we're talking
Speaker 1: about very deep issues. Anyway, this is the final one,
Speaker 1: and this is a reappearance. This is a podcast that
Speaker 1: we very fondly referred to as one of our favorite
Speaker 1: Is it just Me? It's from the first round?
Speaker 4: Oh God, don't tell me.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was well, I mean they're all caught. Is
Speaker 1: it just me?
Speaker 4: Is it the yelling guy?
Speaker 1: It's the yelling man?
Speaker 4: I loved the Yelling Guy?
Speaker 1: Is It just Me? By jabrielle Yes paramount.
Speaker 4: He literally fom memory when we did this back in
Speaker 4: episode four. He literally just started the podcast with, right,
Speaker 4: I'm fucking pissed off.
Speaker 1: This all right? Thursday the twelfth, Fab four or five
Speaker 1: and I'm fucked off. We're all right mate. My dog
Speaker 1: did a shit. He kicked his dog or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems a bit unhinged. Has he gotten better?
Speaker 1: He's gotten far worse. In fact, I'd like to report
Speaker 1: this to some sort of to some sort of authority.
Speaker 1: Genuine trigger warning now for potential murder or it gets
Speaker 1: a bit rough, Jenna, Yeah, trigger warning or domestic violence
Speaker 1: being serious. His latest episode, in his last episode, was
Speaker 1: only two episodes after do we last spoke to him
Speaker 1: about the dog? It is literally two episodes after his
Speaker 1: pet hop episode, which we spoke about, so he stopped
Speaker 1: the podcast. But this one is about murderers and why
Speaker 1: some murderers get a really rough truck and they should
Speaker 1: just be homicie. They should just be charged for homicide,
Speaker 1: not murder.
Speaker 4: So justice for murderers anyway, I'll let him put.
Speaker 1: It in that in his words. Here we go, Jabriel.
Speaker 14: I've noticed some weird consistencies or inconsistencies whatever, some differentials
Speaker 14: and how some of these killers are perceived. It's kind
Speaker 14: of crazy. So I was watching this one the other day,
Speaker 14: and this guy killed his girlfriend who knew, I hope,
Speaker 14: but just real quick, I want to get into detail
Speaker 14: of what they did versus how people portray them. I
Speaker 14: know that everybody has a different level of standard for
Speaker 14: what's crazy, obviously, but shit's bananas to me. So this
Speaker 14: guy had this girl. They're playing Monopoly one night. I
Speaker 14: don't know, like they get heated or some shit. He
Speaker 14: kind of slaps around the face. She starts bleeding from
Speaker 14: the nose. She runs to the kitchen and runs whatever
Speaker 14: the sink washes it off. He goes to put away
Speaker 14: some fishing gear and she just comes back up to him,
Speaker 14: just ready for more, just like you know what, you
Speaker 14: sick some bitch bloody knows and all this other bullshit,
Speaker 14: and then like he's just like fuck it whatever. He
Speaker 14: just moves his hand strikes and somehow he slashes her throat,
Speaker 14: somehow he kills.
Speaker 3: Her, and then he.
Speaker 1: Laughs it off.
Speaker 4: I just don't want to say anything in Kathie here is.
Speaker 4: I feel like he'll come after it.
Speaker 1: Well, he then goes on to justify it. It gets much worse.
Speaker 1: He then throws that story away and becomes severely unhinged
Speaker 1: and starts justifying well, I don't know who he's trying
Speaker 1: to convince, but he's trying to convince us or himself
Speaker 1: that he's in fact not a bad guy. And it's
Speaker 1: roll it.
Speaker 14: I've never had it to ui, but if I diggity
Speaker 14: do you, I assume it'd be like four other charges
Speaker 14: to go with that. They'd be like, oh, do you
Speaker 14: why there was a child in a car on the
Speaker 14: road somewhere. That's a gross abuse of misorderly conduct of
Speaker 14: a child about but a boob. But he buy like
Speaker 14: there was other people on the street. There's fucking arson.
Speaker 14: I know this doesn't make any sense, but neither does
Speaker 14: a lot of it, Like, come on, dude, charge me
Speaker 14: for what I did, not all the repercussions.
Speaker 8: And all this other shit.
Speaker 14: Come on, man, not everything's my fault.
Speaker 4: It's not my fault.
Speaker 14: There's two thousand people in the square foot in America.
Speaker 14: What am I saying?
Speaker 4: Fucking stupid? But uh do you do?
Speaker 3: You do?
Speaker 14: This is gonna be coming a long where am I?
Speaker 14: I'm trying to go back? Okay to that doctor. Yeah,
Speaker 14: this dude just abused the fuck out of his power.
Speaker 4: He took just viral blood and gave it to this girl.
Speaker 1: Back to the murder. Oh yeah, he's he's not well
Speaker 1: in the head. No, No, he sounded quite manic cheering that,
Speaker 1: And for that point he's the most low rited. Is
Speaker 1: it just my podcast? Wow?
Speaker 4: I mean, I gotta say, the one thing that stood
Speaker 4: out to me is that a lot of them only
Speaker 4: have a handful of episodes, like no more than five
Speaker 4: in majority of cases. They say, actually in the podcast
Speaker 4: world that there's like a twenty episode fade, like that's
Speaker 4: when you start to get a bit burnt out. And
Speaker 4: I got to say, I don't know if you've ever
Speaker 4: scrolled back and listened to our old episodes. But around
Speaker 4: the twenties, I'm sound and out of it. Really, around
Speaker 4: the time I took a psychiatric recess. In the twenties episodes,
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, you could really hear the burnout. But
Speaker 4: here we are in episode fifty seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's almost sixty. We've really gotten through it. So
Speaker 1: it's just us and Joe Elvin really the only two?
Speaker 1: Is it just me surviving?
Speaker 4: Look at us, We're like women and children on the Titanic.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree more more. Well lit keys to one
Speaker 1: hundred episodes more you.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, I'm happy to keep going. Me too, considering
Speaker 4: there's no burnout in sight, despite the fact that I'm
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Speaker 4: Welcome to add brief. We're only kidding. We don't actually
Speaker 4: finish the show when we say we're finished. We stick
Speaker 4: around for a little longer. Talk shit, unscripted, no real
Speaker 4: point to this actually, but we hope people don't listen.
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Speaker 4: to yourself or turn it off. Stop it.
Speaker 1: That was truly treacherous.
Speaker 4: Can you believe that it's Marti Gras Week? I associate
Speaker 4: Marti Gras with coronavirus because that was the last time
Speaker 4: I went out clubbing last year?
Speaker 1: All right, because it was March.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything shut down just after Marti Gras. We just
Speaker 4: got in there. Yeah, and so yes, now that we're
Speaker 4: back at Marti Guas again, it's this week in Sydney.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, we're about to go on lockdown again.
Speaker 4: I've got the PTSD.
Speaker 1: It's bookending COVID. We had it at the start, now
Speaker 1: having it at the end.
Speaker 4: I know. If only we were about to dance though
Speaker 4: in Sydney. Yeah, I still not allowed that. Have you
Speaker 4: seen all over the internet footage of people in Brisbane,
Speaker 4: Melbourne at the club's dance in the fuck this Sydney
Speaker 4: up there? Yeah, we've gone ages without any case we are.
Speaker 1: They've changed the rules, right, the laws and you count
Speaker 1: not before Mardi Gras, Oh it's after Marti.
Speaker 3: Gra Yeah, it's going to be March seventeen.
Speaker 1: I'm worried. This kind of feels a bit terror isy.
Speaker 1: They're putting us in like the Sydney Cricket Ground, which
Speaker 1: is a stadium, Like they could just blow us all
Speaker 1: up in one foul sloop.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, why does your head go there? Never?
Speaker 1: They're rounding us all up like sheeps. You'd know farm
Speaker 1: you know, ever met.
Speaker 4: A Foxford Street where they usually have the parade that's
Speaker 4: also flammable, like they could bow was up there.
Speaker 1: To a very true good point.
Speaker 4: Actually, I'm feeling the pressure because I'm in the parade
Speaker 4: I'm to be on the TikTok float. Yes, So usually
Speaker 4: in the parade, you know how we start when we've
Speaker 4: done the kiss float in the past, Like for the
Speaker 4: first half a kilometer, everyone bothers with the choreography, and
Speaker 4: then you can tell that most people from the crowds
Speaker 4: are bligned and don't really care, so everyone just gives up.
Speaker 4: But when you're in the SCG and people are paying
Speaker 4: for seats, they're going to be paying attention. I can't
Speaker 4: fuck me moves at all?
Speaker 1: You're true? Is that what's going to happen? Are we
Speaker 1: just going to parade in a circle? Is that how
Speaker 1: it's happening? Do we know?
Speaker 4: Are you in the parade now?
Speaker 1: No? But I'm there.
Speaker 4: What are you going to be doing that?
Speaker 1: I'm broadcasting a kiss.
Speaker 4: Show, are you?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm doing the live show, my night show six
Speaker 1: till ten from Marma Grad.
Speaker 4: Well do you want to interview me for the radio?
Speaker 1: I love you? That'd be great.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I'll put you in touch with my team.
Speaker 4: I have a feed touched just so you know.
Speaker 1: All right, Jenny, you can come with me and produce.
Speaker 1: That'd be very fun.
Speaker 4: Now, I have a question. What for the love of
Speaker 4: God is that? Huh you've brought with you?
Speaker 1: Ah in the ask, this is my banjob. Now you
Speaker 1: had the story about your beautiful you know, God's son
Speaker 1: and the start. So I thought, Oh, I want to
Speaker 1: overtake it with my baby, the banjob. I've bought a
Speaker 1: banjo from Facebook Marketplace. Why, because I wanted to play
Speaker 1: the banjo? How much was that since last year? And
Speaker 1: I it was okay, it was five hundred dollars really,
Speaker 1: but I got it on Facebook Marketplace. Nin you for eighty.
Speaker 1: I haggled right down.
Speaker 3: That is very good.
Speaker 4: They must have had many other offers if you went
Speaker 4: from five hundred to eighty.
Speaker 1: He was very, very mad, he said, he put it
Speaker 1: straight up, and I must have, like, you know, the
Speaker 1: ads of Facebook must know what I want, because I've
Speaker 1: been googling and watching banjo videos. So it came up
Speaker 1: in my Facebook marketplace and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's meant to be. He wanted a couple hundred. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'll give you. I'll give you eighty, and he said
Speaker 1: sold straight away. Oh so you didn't have to haggle
Speaker 1: at all. No, not really, but I didn't haggle and
Speaker 1: it worked. And then he said, you need to pick
Speaker 1: it up by zero nine hundred tomorrow morning or I
Speaker 1: will sell. We have a lot of offers.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 1: And I was like Jesus, all right, So I'd got
Speaker 1: a loftus in the middle of no where to pick
Speaker 1: it up? Where here it is Loftus, it's a shier suburb.
Speaker 4: Oh okay, So you said that you've been looking up
Speaker 4: banjo's for a while. Where did the banjo curiosity come from?
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, some of the people, like people ever since
Speaker 1: I was a kid, people that I've admired have played banjo.
Speaker 1: Steve Martin plays banjo. Brian. Yeah, And I went and
Speaker 1: saw Steve Martin and Martin Short at the sc sitting
Speaker 1: at Seg' because we're talking about that. I double SA
Speaker 1: convention Center convention Center, and they did a comedy show
Speaker 1: and did comedy with the banjo, and I thought, oh
Speaker 1: my god, I want one. I'm going to buy one.
Speaker 1: That was my news resolution. So I've done it. It's yeah.
Speaker 4: Can I ask is it in tune? Because it doesn't
Speaker 4: sound in tune.
Speaker 1: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 4: I kind of will give it here because I don't
Speaker 4: know if I've ever told you this. I have this
Speaker 4: weird talent where I can tune guitars with out of tuna,
Speaker 4: like I can just tell if it's right on. Oh,
Speaker 4: you're like pitch perfect, well not perfect, but I get
Speaker 4: pretty close. So ukuleles and ship. I don't know what
Speaker 4: the notes are for because there's four notes? Can you
Speaker 4: google grounds kipera you off dy?
Speaker 1: Just because I come on?
Speaker 4: What are the notes that I need to get on here?
Speaker 4: To give me the band?
Speaker 1: I just want to play you what I can play.
Speaker 1: I'm not way to go.
Speaker 4: Oh look, I just want you a text to prove
Speaker 4: that that audio dropped it.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, all right. Here's my banjo. Be very careful
Speaker 1: with it. It's a just for those at home wondering.
Speaker 1: Is a fender, So if you found a teacher or well,
Speaker 1: I need one, so if anyone listening is a banjo teacher.
Speaker 1: It's very good quality. It's quite a nice one.
Speaker 3: Is it a four string or five strings?
Speaker 4: Four? But it's way heavy though there is five strings.
Speaker 4: Mantal your fucking time. It's way more heavy than I
Speaker 4: would have thought.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very heavy. It's nothing. I mean, you know
Speaker 1: compared to the body size, and.
Speaker 4: It's that killed my ear.
Speaker 3: It has a standard tuning in open.
Speaker 1: G ah so.
Speaker 3: G g d g b D.
Speaker 4: And then what is it lower d.
Speaker 5: H?
Speaker 1: Actually that was not far off? Wow, this is quite
Speaker 1: magical country kid at half?
Speaker 4: And then what's the next tie?
Speaker 1: G modern Dolly partner?
Speaker 4: Same note? That sounds right? And then B I focused.
Speaker 7: M right.
Speaker 4: I think it's right. Now, how do I do a chord?
Speaker 4: Can someone hold my MinC to my face? Forgods? Around here?
Speaker 1: Jenn's close? What's the chord string? Fan?
Speaker 4: Joe?
Speaker 1: I just want to hang it up in my head?
Speaker 1: People say, can you play it? A good year?
Speaker 4: So it shows you where what frets to put your
Speaker 4: fingers on? Do you know what that is?
Speaker 1: Fred? When someone's worried.
Speaker 4: Stop fretting. So a cee is.
Speaker 1: See yep, ye, Wow, he's so good.
Speaker 4: I'll be your teacher, Darylan.
Speaker 1: Look at your fingers.
Speaker 4: I did guitar lessons for a while.
Speaker 1: It's like a Lisa Lamb in that hotel hands are
Speaker 1: or convolute, and look at them in the elevator.
Speaker 4: Video the cecilo didn't I ever tell you that I
Speaker 4: did guitar lessons?
Speaker 1: Away? From the water tank. That was very good. All right,
Speaker 1: he's moving on. What's the next See my mind would
Speaker 1: say D.
Speaker 4: No, I reckon G G cord skip D no, just
Speaker 4: because they usually go together. Fucking fret here we go.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm comfortable.
Speaker 3: Shut up, still fretting.
Speaker 4: Oh, apparently G cord there you don't have to put
Speaker 4: anythingers on, so it's just oh that's nice. So that
Speaker 4: means you know a G cord. Yeah, you don't have
Speaker 4: to put your fingers down anywhere?
Speaker 1: Do C and G.
Speaker 4: Wow, And it is an F and I'm good.
Speaker 1: Oh well.
Speaker 4: That's all. Oh fuck, the F looks so hard.
Speaker 1: Well, if you've got one of your viagras, you'd hope
Speaker 1: so stop out holding two microphones. A red rooster had on. Well,
Speaker 1: I can't do with no, I know, no, it's not
Speaker 1: it's not a negative. It's it's truly lovely of her. Wow.
Speaker 1: Can I try?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thanks, guys, that is inspirational. It takes me back to
Speaker 1: want to do a day of lesson then never pick
Speaker 1: it up again. It was chea it was eighty.
Speaker 4: Bucks, but like, are you going to actually learn it?
Speaker 4: Because it'll be fun if you just whip that out
Speaker 4: of a party and played Wonderwall.
Speaker 1: I know what. So bottom, second, bottom, and then top.
Speaker 4: If you look at the picture, it's probably easier.
Speaker 1: H it's like a bingo chart.
Speaker 4: So that string and that string both on the second
Speaker 4: threat so that Matt. Yeah, but no, you don't actually
Speaker 4: put it on the line. You put it in the middle.
Speaker 4: Got it, yep, So there and then there and then
Speaker 4: first fret for second string. There you go. That's a
Speaker 4: c chord. Maybe it's not.
Speaker 3: I don't know about that.
Speaker 1: Hey, I can do g.
Speaker 4: Well, now that I've tuned it, you can do it
Speaker 4: g Heleng won't stay tuned for I don't know. I
Speaker 4: don't have much banjo experience.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, hey, if anyone plays the banjo, please DM
Speaker 1: me because I love lessons or tips or tries and tribulations.
Speaker 6: Or you know.
Speaker 4: It's like half an hour a week. But over time
Speaker 4: you'll look back like like I am right now. I
Speaker 4: did guitar lessons for like a term in year six,
Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, I still can kind of know
Speaker 4: the basics. So it's like at the time you don't
Speaker 4: have that instant gratification of oh I'm an instant fucking
Speaker 4: expert at the instrument clearly stuck with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, guys, Well what do we have planned
Speaker 1: for the week? Marti gras you still have a week
Speaker 1: off work, Mitch.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm off my pain killers. Oh good for you
Speaker 4: finished my course yesterday, so you take course because you
Speaker 4: were studying ju my course of painkillers. I'm a big
Speaker 4: shout out to everyone that wrote in last week saying
Speaker 4: that I sounded off my fucking face during the episode.
Speaker 4: I really appreciated that. But I'm off them now. So yes,
Speaker 4: Now it's just a one more week of rest and
Speaker 4: then back to work.
Speaker 1: Are you in pain or anything?
Speaker 4: Oh? Way less than I was?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Will you look good?
Speaker 4: I've still got the fresh crap of.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I just called his top up on
Speaker 1: my on my where my wounds were bloating has gone down.
Speaker 1: You looked like a Christmas turkey last time.
Speaker 3: Does it hurt when you push the wound?
Speaker 4: You used to? But it doesn't now, so I think
Speaker 4: that's a good sign.
Speaker 1: Jenna. Does it hurt when you've stitched it out with
Speaker 1: your fingers?
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear the honest truth? It used
Speaker 4: to hurt when I put any pressure on, like my
Speaker 4: stomach muscles, So what I'm saying is it hurt to ship. Yes,
Speaker 4: I couldn't push like if I had to get birth,
Speaker 4: I was screwed. It hurt too much. But I'm good
Speaker 4: now I can We're all good.
Speaker 1: When you reckon, you'll be ready to air.
Speaker 4: I guess. I mean I could. I could get absolutely
Speaker 4: fucking thrashed right.
Speaker 1: Now, just quite think. Yeah, goodness me on that note. Well,
Speaker 1: we're glad you're better. It's good to have you back
Speaker 1: in full form, not drugged up. He was off his
Speaker 1: chart off.
Speaker 4: I didn't think I was that bad, but yeah, I'm
Speaker 4: still not a hund You.
Speaker 1: Fell asleep, Actually, you passed out in a fever dream
Speaker 1: towards the end.
Speaker 4: That's true. I forgot about that, but I've done that before.
Speaker 4: When we did Shindy Committee, I passed out.
Speaker 1: Sorry, sorry, I thought.
Speaker 4: You only had that reaction from No, no.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's that's what I do for that one.
Speaker 4: We did an episode of Sney committeehere, I fell asleep
Speaker 4: at the end. Really, and the girls that did it
Speaker 4: without me.
Speaker 1: I wonder it was canceled.
Speaker 4: At least turn up?
Speaker 1: What do you mean that I turn up?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: What I'm saying is even if I'm sleep deprived. I'll
Speaker 4: still show up. You guys have missed episode.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, very true. I mean I've
Speaker 1: ever missed it. I never missed my radio show at night.
Speaker 1: I just have never done it. I've been sick because
Speaker 1: a dog and still done it.
Speaker 3: I've never missed work.
Speaker 1: Really, yeah, I've never missed I've never miss work at
Speaker 1: Kiss at Cole's all the time. I had that many
Speaker 1: family emergencies. Not on wood, but so many.
Speaker 4: When you say family emergencies, do you mean, Oh, Grandma
Speaker 4: got a new teapot set. We have to christen it.
Speaker 4: Another family gathering. All the cousins are coming over.
Speaker 1: That's dumb. She got a new Berena and we all
Speaker 1: want to go for drive. Yeah, we do that all
Speaker 1: the time. You know, mate, this is a true story,
Speaker 1: and I was going to bring it up, but so
Speaker 1: much was happening. My grandma Alma, who we did hear
Speaker 1: from last episode, lives in a retirement village. She has
Speaker 1: been kicked out of one what She's been kicked out
Speaker 1: of the retirement for wearing.
Speaker 4: She burnt the place down.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, for wearing clothes that were too
Speaker 1: revealing for the other residents. I mentioned it she was
Speaker 1: miss New Holland, and my mum told a writ a story.
Speaker 1: She's hot my grandma's And.
Speaker 4: When you say New Holland, that makes me think of the.
Speaker 1: Tractor that my dad. No, she's missed New Holland is
Speaker 1: in the Netherlands, and she's beautiful, so she exclusively she's
Speaker 1: eighty now, but this is probably when she was late sixties.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, she would shop exclusively at Souprey,
Speaker 1: so she would wear my gosh, she would really wear
Speaker 1: like I'm talking Dolly Parton boot scootin denim, ripped tidy
Speaker 1: power pants, and she would bend over and was really
Speaker 1: quite flutatious. She's been single for years.
Speaker 4: She is she a tall, lean woman. What does she
Speaker 4: look like.
Speaker 1: She's Dutch, so she's quite stumpy, like a bush guitar. Okay,
Speaker 1: but stunning and quite sturdy. No, she's beautiful and she's
Speaker 1: she's actually stunning. She doesn't look at it. She doesn't
Speaker 1: look a day over. I reckon seventy. She looks great.
Speaker 1: You'll get up a photo.
Speaker 4: Imagine being booted out of her retirement village. That would
Speaker 4: just be such like a weird like I would, I
Speaker 4: would oddly love to have that story until my belt
Speaker 4: being like, hey, guess what, and it's.
Speaker 1: A true story. You know, she's a bit, she's a bit,
Speaker 1: you know. Humpty dumpky.
Speaker 4: He says you're not allowed to dress like a horr
Speaker 4: at a retirement village. By the way, where does it
Speaker 4: say that.
Speaker 1: I completely agree. She dresses well. Now this is her
Speaker 1: now bigger now. But she's beautiful in the face.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she gets it looks fun. She was the one
Speaker 4: last week that was saying I don't need a man.
Speaker 4: I don't want to date anymoey.
Speaker 1: She doesn't want anyone does, and a man loves a milkshake.
Speaker 1: Her name's Alma. Her name is Ria, actually Susanna Maria,
Speaker 1: but she had to change it coming to Australia, didn't
Speaker 1: speak a word of English fully Dutch, came here, thrived, thrived,
Speaker 1: She's doing great. So that's my dad. It's a bit
Speaker 1: too much according to that apparently, so so yeah, so
Speaker 1: she got kicked out. Now she's at Wollongong Surf and
Speaker 1: a Leisure resort. So it's a surf and holiday home
Speaker 1: venue that also sell their holiday homes to people in
Speaker 1: their sixties to seventies and they live. They've got parking spaces,
Speaker 1: two bedrooms.
Speaker 4: She said they have an did they have an age limit?
Speaker 1: I tried, did try to call them?
Speaker 7: Now?
Speaker 3: Is there a pool?
Speaker 1: It's a massive it's the it's on the ocean, it's
Speaker 1: on the beach. You know what. We could go down
Speaker 1: and visit my Alma. She'd love it. You'd have to
Speaker 1: sort of pretend you, you know, straight and narrow.
Speaker 4: But we she said last week, Oh, Hayden, such a
Speaker 4: lovely boy. Does she think you just good friends?
Speaker 1: True? She does roommate? Yes, very true?
Speaker 4: Does she not know? No?
Speaker 1: She of course she act straight?
Speaker 4: Am I offensively gay?
Speaker 1: Parents called her sobbing that it's happened the day we've
Speaker 1: we've dreamt of?
Speaker 4: And what happy Marti gras well? What happened after that?
Speaker 1: With what?
Speaker 4: Did she have an issue with you being a fudge packer?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: Oh god, what a visceral image? No issue?
Speaker 4: Then why do I have to actraight?
Speaker 1: Nor what they were? They were before? But then when
Speaker 1: they realized it was me, they're like, oh, he's fine,
Speaker 1: I want to visit her al We could go visit Alma.
Speaker 1: She'd laugh to have you guys the thing is it's
Speaker 1: a suburb built in the middle of nowhere, so no
Speaker 1: one drives down there unless they live down there. So
Speaker 1: it's so quiet and the streets are calm, and it's
Speaker 1: right away the water.
Speaker 4: That's the exact lifestyle I want have that lifestyle here.
Speaker 4: I do have a pool here and there's no one.
Speaker 4: It's a very quiet area. But I don't have any
Speaker 4: nursing stuff looking after me. I just want to be
Speaker 4: looked after.
Speaker 3: There's no crafts, there's no zero.
Speaker 4: Can I tell you something I've actually been thinking about
Speaker 4: because I've been getting a little bit over microwave foods.
Speaker 4: So I've considered just like because I live in Warmba
Speaker 4: in Sydney, which is a very like wog heavy retiree suburb, Like,
Speaker 4: there are so many old Italian ladies that just would
Speaker 4: be begging to make meals upon meals for someone. So
Speaker 4: I'm like, do I put up a poster on the
Speaker 4: noticeboard at the local colds that says I'll pay you
Speaker 4: to make me homemade meals?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: I'm actually considering that because I feel like that would
Speaker 4: be way more wholesome and fulfilling than a microwave meal.
Speaker 4: Even though I do frost. The microwave meals.
Speaker 1: You need like a Nonna for higher, a Nona.
Speaker 5: For higher and filling for them as well.
Speaker 4: Not mine, Honor, Yes, not mine, Honor. It's like I
Speaker 4: pay them. I would pay more than I pay.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Right now. I'm paying like one hundred bucks a week
Speaker 4: or so to get all my microwave meals to living.
Speaker 4: I'd pay more than that to have the like less
Speaker 4: meals just because they're homemade. It's extra value to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, have you tried meal livery services? Like
Speaker 1: I use every plate? Great?
Speaker 4: No, because the thing about every plate is I kind
Speaker 4: of like Hallow Fresh, where they send you the ingredients
Speaker 4: and you make it, you chop, you.
Speaker 1: Cook it all yourself.
Speaker 4: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Why but there's recipe cards. It's easy. You get it
Speaker 1: done in forty minutes.
Speaker 4: I know it's easy. But do I have forty minutes?
Speaker 1: Do you have forty I'm sure you have forty minutes.
Speaker 4: I can't see you.
Speaker 1: It's not around minutes.
Speaker 4: Where are you? I don't fucking have forty minutes. I
Speaker 4: need an honor who is doing nothing all day to
Speaker 4: make me food.
Speaker 1: True and pinches your cheeks and has very wrinkly hands.
Speaker 4: I tried the hallow fresh thing and whilst it was
Speaker 4: more fulfilling than a microwave meal, I still would come
Speaker 4: home at the end of the day and go, yeah, cook.
Speaker 4: And like I said earlier, when I was saying that
Speaker 4: I want to be in a retirement village, I'm just
Speaker 4: sick of doing everything for myself. I want someone to
Speaker 4: look after me.
Speaker 5: Imagine being in a retirement village and going to the
Speaker 5: meal room.
Speaker 3: And having the meals already it's.
Speaker 4: A fucking bain marie.
Speaker 1: You can eat, but also looking at a painting of
Speaker 1: a dog and thinking it's real. I don't exactly think
Speaker 1: you want that life or demention when you get there,
Speaker 1: your daughter arriving and not knowing who she is.
Speaker 4: But you've got a lovely your daughter.
Speaker 1: No, yes you do. That's he's already slipping into it,
Speaker 1: you do, Mitchell Friendly. Yeah, we'll have a great and
Speaker 1: safe Martin Row. We won't talk to you guys until
Speaker 1: Marti Gra's been and done.
Speaker 4: Yes, have a great Marty Grave. If you're celebrating pride
Speaker 4: in Sydney or wherever you are, agreed to be a
Speaker 4: little bit gayer this week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what. Enjoy your gay in Sydney, Martigret
Speaker 1: or wherever you get your pull and.
Speaker 4: We will catch you next week for our Marti Gras
Speaker 4: Hangover episode.
Speaker 1: Yeah with red Rooster, Chicken, Fried Chicken, the new range goal.
Speaker 4: Or so yeah, I'm probably gonna have to be the
Speaker 4: one to pick that up.
Speaker 1: You will? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Can you get some chips as well?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Of course, but like I we got vouch, you
Speaker 4: have to pay for it. No, No, I'm not worried
Speaker 4: about that. But I'm just like the means that I
Speaker 4: have to get not mounted enough on Marty Gray night
Speaker 4: that I can still drive the next morning.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not going to get margined. Maybe I could
Speaker 1: pick it up. Are we going to record here or no?
Speaker 4: No, no, we're back in steud together.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I might be able to pick it up.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to get to work either way.
Speaker 4: So yeah, true, there's wonders down the road summer Hill
Speaker 4: from you who breads it in? Not from where I'm
Speaker 4: in from from?
Speaker 1: All right, we can discuss this off the podcast. Thank
Speaker 1: you for listening, guys, much love and shout out to
Speaker 1: all the is it just mes? We love you. We're
Speaker 1: laughing with fun Romenica, Chickinnica. Thank you for that song
Speaker 1: or extraordinary, and we will see you guys next week
Speaker 1: for fifty eight Happy Mardi Gras.
Speaker 3: Marra