1 00:00:00,120 --> 00:00:02,360 Speaker 1: Can get a fresh way to drive home with Will 2 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,800 Speaker 1: and Woody. What did a man screw up when you 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:10,080 Speaker 1: left him home alone? That's the question. What did a 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,319 Speaker 1: man screw up when you left him home alone? Because Woods, 5 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:14,720 Speaker 1: I've I'm a little bit offended. I'm a little bit offended. 6 00:00:14,960 --> 00:00:19,479 Speaker 1: My girlfriend and her mom. Her mum's currently staying with 7 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,880 Speaker 1: us from from from the Netherlands, and they're going away 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: for a couple of days. So I had to go 9 00:00:23,520 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 1: away for a couple of days. And I thought to myself, 10 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:27,440 Speaker 1: you know what perfect you know, like I'm a I'm 11 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:32,000 Speaker 1: a hard yacker, you know, like working Aussie man. 12 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:37,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, like not this. You work your ass off 13 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,839 Speaker 2: two hours a day. You are a working class man. 14 00:00:40,040 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 2: I'm a working class man. Yeah. 15 00:00:45,440 --> 00:00:45,600 Speaker 3: You know. 16 00:00:45,640 --> 00:00:47,320 Speaker 1: I look around the house and I'm thinking to myself, 17 00:00:47,320 --> 00:00:47,960 Speaker 1: you know, I can do this. 18 00:00:48,040 --> 00:00:48,279 Speaker 4: I can. 19 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,000 Speaker 1: I can I can I can walk the dog, I 20 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:50,360 Speaker 1: can do that. 21 00:00:50,479 --> 00:00:51,760 Speaker 2: I tick I can do that. 22 00:00:51,920 --> 00:00:53,440 Speaker 1: I can water the pop plants. 23 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 2: Tick. 24 00:00:54,360 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 1: I could cook myself dinner. Tick I can do all 25 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:57,760 Speaker 1: those things. 26 00:00:57,880 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 2: Yep. 27 00:00:58,520 --> 00:01:03,320 Speaker 1: And then as they left, my girlfriend Sam handing me 28 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:06,240 Speaker 1: over this piece of paper, piece of paper, piece of paper. 29 00:01:07,720 --> 00:01:11,959 Speaker 1: It was basically just like a I know, I know 30 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,880 Speaker 1: how badly you're going to ruin Yeah everything, Yeah, the 31 00:01:15,880 --> 00:01:16,440 Speaker 1: old house. 32 00:01:16,280 --> 00:01:18,200 Speaker 2: To notes, yeah yeah, yeah, I know the ones. 33 00:01:18,360 --> 00:01:20,319 Speaker 1: Here's how to operate the ship while I'm gone. 34 00:01:21,200 --> 00:01:23,679 Speaker 2: Given a Bible, except mine had pictures. I'm not very 35 00:01:23,680 --> 00:01:26,200 Speaker 2: good at reading. MANE would take photos. It was like 36 00:01:26,200 --> 00:01:28,839 Speaker 2: a flickbook. This has a been. 37 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,959 Speaker 1: It was so patronizing. It was like, I mean like 38 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:36,119 Speaker 1: it was lovely, but it was like, you know these again, 39 00:01:36,319 --> 00:01:37,880 Speaker 1: all the things I thought I could do. Hey, these 40 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:39,440 Speaker 1: are the plants you can't water. Actually, you know what, 41 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:41,160 Speaker 1: I've waded most of them anyway. I've got somebody coming 42 00:01:41,200 --> 00:01:42,480 Speaker 1: over to water them actually, just so you don't have 43 00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,280 Speaker 1: to worry about that, because you're probably gonna forget it. Yeah, 44 00:01:44,319 --> 00:01:46,880 Speaker 1: I've refrigerated your two meals for the two nights you've 45 00:01:46,880 --> 00:01:49,200 Speaker 1: got coming up. I mean, like lovely again, but god damn, 46 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:49,920 Speaker 1: I'm a man. 47 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:51,440 Speaker 2: Yeah, you want your independent I want to be able 48 00:01:51,480 --> 00:01:52,320 Speaker 2: to do these things. 49 00:01:52,440 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 5: Yeah. 50 00:01:52,640 --> 00:01:53,840 Speaker 1: And I sort of said to her, I was like, look, 51 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 1: I'm just not going to I'm just not going to 52 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 1: screw it up that badly. 53 00:01:57,120 --> 00:01:57,440 Speaker 2: I'm not. 54 00:01:58,280 --> 00:02:00,920 Speaker 1: I just can't see how badly this will go wrong. 55 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:04,600 Speaker 1: So what I would like to do right now. See 56 00:02:04,600 --> 00:02:08,079 Speaker 1: if you can prove me wrong. Women out there, See 57 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,359 Speaker 1: if you can prove me wrong. 58 00:02:09,480 --> 00:02:11,760 Speaker 2: By stories of men stuff in that when they were 59 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,160 Speaker 2: left alone. 60 00:02:12,200 --> 00:02:13,920 Speaker 1: Yeah bye, ostally we need any calls here. 61 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:16,359 Speaker 6: Yeah, I hate to do it too, but I hate 62 00:02:16,360 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 6: to do it. But last time my dad got left 63 00:02:18,960 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 6: in charge of the whole family. And this is a 64 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 6: long time ago. When I was staying at the family home, 65 00:02:22,680 --> 00:02:26,000 Speaker 6: we all watched Mrighty Ducks three together, not as strong 66 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:27,600 Speaker 6: Mrighty Ducks, to be honest. By the third one, they 67 00:02:27,639 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 6: got a bit weak, but we got pumped about it. 68 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:32,120 Speaker 6: So we started an inline like a like a indoor 69 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,000 Speaker 6: hockey tournament in the living room. Anyway, we put a 70 00:02:35,000 --> 00:02:36,200 Speaker 6: hole in the wall and I ended up going to 71 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:37,760 Speaker 6: hospital because my dad hit me in the face with 72 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 6: the hockey stuff and Mum, i'm'm got the phone called 73 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:47,000 Speaker 6: from the hospital like sorry, what is doctor's front tooth 74 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:49,280 Speaker 6: had and has to have three stick in his upper lip? 75 00:02:49,320 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 2: How soon is that? And there's a hole in the wall. 76 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:55,079 Speaker 2: I think it was only twenty four hours after see, honestly, 77 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 2: I'm sorry. 78 00:02:55,639 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 1: I hated so when my girlfriend passed me this list, 79 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,880 Speaker 1: I was looking at it going like geez, like I 80 00:03:01,000 --> 00:03:03,360 Speaker 1: just had this flashback to my dad of when my 81 00:03:03,440 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 1: dad got left at home with me and my sister 82 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:09,560 Speaker 1: and my mum was so worried about him putting us 83 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:12,800 Speaker 1: in the wrong clothes for the day that she lay 84 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:17,200 Speaker 1: out my sister's clothes and my clothes like on the 85 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:19,400 Speaker 1: bed like next to like this is what Will's going 86 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:20,640 Speaker 1: to be wearing for the day. Is what Claar's going 87 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 1: to be wearing for the day. 88 00:03:21,919 --> 00:03:23,000 Speaker 2: And there's a. 89 00:03:23,000 --> 00:03:25,880 Speaker 1: Very famous photo of I think it might have been 90 00:03:25,919 --> 00:03:29,240 Speaker 1: like my first day at school, when I'm quite clearly 91 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:34,720 Speaker 1: wearing a girl's school dress as my T shirt. What 92 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:37,480 Speaker 1: did a man screw up when you left him home alone? 93 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 1: I've been left home alone for the last or the 94 00:03:39,600 --> 00:03:43,680 Speaker 1: next two days, and I just feel a bit patronized. 95 00:03:43,720 --> 00:03:44,040 Speaker 2: Woods. 96 00:03:44,080 --> 00:03:46,840 Speaker 1: I feel a bit patronized. My girlfriend's refrigerated my two 97 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:50,000 Speaker 1: meals for dinner. I've got a watering guy into the backyard, 98 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:52,920 Speaker 1: and she even hired a dog walker because she doesn't 99 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,480 Speaker 1: think that I remember to walk the dog in the morning. 100 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:56,280 Speaker 2: I mean, like sort of fair enough. 101 00:03:56,280 --> 00:03:58,600 Speaker 1: It's not fair enough at all. But as I'm learning 102 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:01,920 Speaker 1: quite quickly, there have been some hours. My mother came 103 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:05,520 Speaker 1: home once when I got stopped doing this. I'm sorry, 104 00:04:05,560 --> 00:04:07,880 Speaker 1: but she opened the dishwasher and all my clothes are 105 00:04:07,880 --> 00:04:12,920 Speaker 1: in there. We've got they were clean though, by the way, 106 00:04:13,280 --> 00:04:15,440 Speaker 1: that's actually you only need a dish washer. An bad 107 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:20,320 Speaker 1: there's a horrible stereotype. Tayler on thirty six five Taylor one, 108 00:04:20,400 --> 00:04:21,880 Speaker 1: a mans grew up when you left him home alone. 109 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,800 Speaker 3: This was a couple of years ago now. But my 110 00:04:27,839 --> 00:04:30,640 Speaker 3: boyfriend at the time obviously cooked dinner, but then he 111 00:04:30,800 --> 00:04:33,280 Speaker 3: left the gas stove on, so when I walked into 112 00:04:33,320 --> 00:04:40,080 Speaker 3: at work, the whole house was covered in gas. He 113 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:42,919 Speaker 3: was a smoker and he smoked inside. So luckily you 114 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:43,640 Speaker 3: haven't lived up. 115 00:04:46,360 --> 00:04:48,680 Speaker 2: Tailor girl. 116 00:04:49,560 --> 00:04:56,680 Speaker 1: Terrifying. That is really terrifying. Smell of gas. Yeah, it's 117 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:59,080 Speaker 1: a did you know that gas did they actually put 118 00:04:59,120 --> 00:05:02,000 Speaker 1: the smell into gas to make it smell. It's actually odorless. 119 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:02,920 Speaker 2: I didn't know that. 120 00:05:03,040 --> 00:05:05,760 Speaker 1: Idiots like that to work their way through the problem. 121 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,360 Speaker 2: It's very smart. That's actually very smart putting the smell. 122 00:05:08,480 --> 00:05:09,880 Speaker 1: Obviously a woman did that one as well. 123 00:05:09,960 --> 00:05:12,479 Speaker 2: But we've got a Brook here on thirty one six Brook. 124 00:05:12,720 --> 00:05:14,400 Speaker 1: What did a man screw up? When you left him 125 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,120 Speaker 1: home alone. 126 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:19,440 Speaker 4: Hi, guys, so I left him at home. It was 127 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 4: only for six hours. 128 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:21,360 Speaker 1: Yeah. 129 00:05:22,640 --> 00:05:25,640 Speaker 4: So my dog had gotten the toilet paper and put 130 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,840 Speaker 4: it all around the house. So he had a massive 131 00:05:27,839 --> 00:05:30,120 Speaker 4: bunch of toilet paper that he put in the toilet. 132 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:34,599 Speaker 4: He then tried to flush it, which started like blocking 133 00:05:34,600 --> 00:05:36,760 Speaker 4: it and flooding it. So he saw a hat on 134 00:05:36,839 --> 00:05:39,839 Speaker 4: Facebook to put glad wrap over the toilet and keep flushing, 135 00:05:40,279 --> 00:05:43,479 Speaker 4: and then eventually eventually he said that you're meant to 136 00:05:43,480 --> 00:05:45,279 Speaker 4: push down the glad wrap and it sucks it in. 137 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 4: So he did that and he put it down and 138 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:51,239 Speaker 4: the whole house was just flooded in toilet water. 139 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,200 Speaker 3: So I didn't know. 140 00:05:53,400 --> 00:05:55,760 Speaker 4: So I got home and I had to pull all 141 00:05:55,760 --> 00:05:57,320 Speaker 4: the toilet paper out of the toilet. 142 00:05:59,520 --> 00:06:01,960 Speaker 2: Wow, thank you, thanks so much for the kill. Give 143 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:04,159 Speaker 2: me talk quickly about trick though. 144 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,800 Speaker 1: I love guys getting themselves out of trouble once they've 145 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,279 Speaker 1: got themselves in it. That's one of my favorite areas. 146 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,479 Speaker 2: He try and put glad wrap over the lid of 147 00:06:12,520 --> 00:06:14,800 Speaker 2: the toilet, like the top of the toilet, and then 148 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:15,640 Speaker 2: just pushed down. 149 00:06:16,800 --> 00:06:21,000 Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I think no matter 150 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:23,320 Speaker 1: how you explain that we all know that that was 151 00:06:23,360 --> 00:06:25,400 Speaker 1: a horrible idea from the outset. 152 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:27,000 Speaker 2: Great stuff. 153 00:06:27,000 --> 00:06:30,040 Speaker 1: We've got Hannah on fitting one six five amazing. Hannah 154 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,200 Speaker 1: was one of the man screw up you left your 155 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:32,840 Speaker 1: mam alone. 156 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:37,599 Speaker 5: Hey guys, it wasn't me. But when my boyfriend was 157 00:06:37,600 --> 00:06:40,240 Speaker 5: a baby, his parents left him in the care of 158 00:06:40,279 --> 00:06:44,880 Speaker 5: his uncle, the babysit when they went out, and he 159 00:06:44,960 --> 00:06:48,479 Speaker 5: was living with them at the time. So so he's 160 00:06:48,520 --> 00:06:50,520 Speaker 5: just you know, hanging out with a baby, throwing him 161 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:52,279 Speaker 5: into the air, throwing him up and down a few 162 00:06:52,279 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 5: times to make him laugh, chucked him into the ceiling fan. 163 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:02,000 Speaker 3: Split his head over, and. 164 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:07,400 Speaker 5: Then my boyfriend's parents came home to blood everywhere and 165 00:07:07,480 --> 00:07:08,560 Speaker 5: a note saying. 166 00:07:08,279 --> 00:07:09,240 Speaker 3: We're at the hospital. 167 00:07:09,240 --> 00:07:10,120 Speaker 4: The baby's okay. 168 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:18,480 Speaker 1: Who my god, threw a baby into a ceiling van. 169 00:07:18,760 --> 00:07:22,080 Speaker 1: I think that goes home with the Chockey's Small Talks 170 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:25,920 Speaker 1: obtext on kiss will get together see what you're hearing. 171 00:07:26,120 --> 00:07:29,360 Speaker 1: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody