WEBVTT - FULL: Cartouche This 0:00:04.600 --> 0:00:05.040 Good morning. 0:00:05.200 --> 0:00:08.040 It's a Christian O'Connor show podcast. 0:00:08.200 --> 0:00:11.719 Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connor Show. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:12.680 Come on in Jack Post. 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:13.520 Good morning, Christian. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.080 By the way, just hearing Patsy there. Patsy back with 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:19.079 us Monday. She had a routine and she wants me 0:00:19.120 --> 0:00:23.759 to really emphasize that routine hospital procedure last week. So 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:25.840 she's back on the show last week. By the way, 0:00:25.880 --> 0:00:28.480 you need to get your story straight, Aliz. You're gonna 0:00:28.480 --> 0:00:29.480 have a tough first show back. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:30.080 What do you mean. 0:00:30.240 --> 0:00:34.159 On the day of her operation, me Rio, collecte Tom, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:37.680 everyone who works on this show sent her message saying, hey, 0:00:37.960 --> 0:00:40.720 thinking of you today. The only reason I know you 0:00:40.760 --> 0:00:42.200 didn't is because pats. 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.559 Told me, yeah, yeah, good point and like. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:45.960 Your big brother. Do you know what she said, because 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:47.640 as soon as I read it, Oh, I text him 0:00:47.680 --> 0:00:49.200 now she went, and don't you tell him. 0:00:49.120 --> 0:00:53.400 To Yeah, he's in that one. Having a team is for. 0:00:55.880 --> 0:00:57.920 No one told me to do it. I just went 0:00:58.040 --> 0:00:59.560 she she told us both when. 0:00:59.440 --> 0:01:01.880 It was hate missing something for pats as well, because 0:01:01.920 --> 0:01:05.959 she never forgets every time there's anything on, like if 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:07.119 it was my uncle's birthday. 0:01:07.160 --> 0:01:10.440 She's never met it like it's Thursday today. You've got 0:01:10.480 --> 0:01:13.440 four days. If I was you send us some flowers. 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.920 That's a good idea, and I actually will, and you 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:16.600 don't think I will. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.800 But I'm going, well, here's what happened. You'll go and 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:20.920 tell your wife. Christian said, I need to send flowers. 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:22.600 Can you help Jack to do that? In fact, can 0:01:22.640 --> 0:01:25.360 you just do it? Don't forget please, otherwise it's going 0:01:25.440 --> 0:01:26.600 to be a frosty old joke. 0:01:26.880 --> 0:01:28.119 I don't want to start like that. 0:01:28.160 --> 0:01:32.399 We really don't. All right, Okay, so today's shows it's 0:01:32.480 --> 0:01:34.360 mullet's really over the next twenty four hours. In fact, 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:36.560 it's not just next twenty four hours. This week. I 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:38.199 didn't know this week. We take the shape this week, 0:01:38.280 --> 0:01:40.199 but this show just sort of slips and sides around 0:01:40.240 --> 0:01:43.280 and whatever. Mullets have been the big talking point last week. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:45.560 Are you. We're not going to know now until Monday 0:01:45.560 --> 0:01:47.160 whether or not you are going to get drunk this 0:01:47.240 --> 0:01:50.240 weekend and turn your hair into a munet. 0:01:49.800 --> 0:01:52.320 You're keeping the wider But I can tell you it's 0:01:52.360 --> 0:01:54.400 a very very slim chance I'll be able. 0:01:54.240 --> 0:01:55.840 To do I understand that. 0:01:56.400 --> 0:01:59.520 All I say you you know what you said Christian, 0:01:59.520 --> 0:02:01.200 as I'm leaving in the building yesday, said to me, 0:02:01.240 --> 0:02:04.440 It's like, ah, I'm just trying to imagine how happy 0:02:04.440 --> 0:02:06.480 I'd be if you came in on Monday with a mullet. 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:10.480 I meant for you, obviously, I mean for you. Would 0:02:10.480 --> 0:02:12.359 you mind if I bring you and your wife some 0:02:12.400 --> 0:02:15.040 delicious alcohol tomorrow to enjoy over the weekend? 0:02:15.760 --> 0:02:18.120 That is the best chance we have of coming mullett 0:02:18.240 --> 0:02:19.200 great getting drunk? 0:02:19.360 --> 0:02:19.720 All right? 0:02:19.760 --> 0:02:24.079 Forget Jimmy brings, Christian brings tomorrow for you. Okay, So 0:02:24.200 --> 0:02:26.720 later on this morning, the Mount Rushmore is dedicated to 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:30.920 the best four the greatest four munnets? Who wore that look? 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:31.480 The best? 0:02:31.840 --> 0:02:32.040 Is it? 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:33.600 Michael Wolton from what whatever area? 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:33.720 Was? 0:02:33.760 --> 0:02:36.200 It sport to me? So many munnets, not just in 0:02:36.240 --> 0:02:39.760 the past. Has the monet ever left AFL. I think 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:42.600 it's always been there. It went it went down for 0:02:42.639 --> 0:02:43.079 a little bit. 0:02:43.240 --> 0:02:45.440 I think in the nineties it probably said we said 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.799 goodbye to a little bit. Late nineties, early two thousands. 0:02:47.840 --> 0:02:50.480 Can spot the age of the current footy players, can't 0:02:50.480 --> 0:02:52.920 you buy? Who is still rocking the munet? The younger guys, 0:02:53.160 --> 0:02:55.360 it's like a default look for them. Isn't it. Yeah, 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.079 So today the Mount Rushmore is going to be munnets 0:02:58.200 --> 0:02:59.880 tomorrow on the show. Do you think we're going to 0:03:00.080 --> 0:03:01.720 much with themunets as well? I've got a little bit 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:06.000 excited Tomorrow there's a whole hour of munnet songs between 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:08.800 seven and eight. Sometimes when I think it saying things 0:03:08.840 --> 0:03:11.840 on air, not everything needs to oppen. Okay, And we 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:15.360 haven't been talking about ferret racing yet, which has actually planned. 0:03:15.720 --> 0:03:18.200 They must have thought it even it's not even listen 0:03:18.240 --> 0:03:20.480 to them properly. They won't be racing ferrets. We are 0:03:21.000 --> 0:03:24.400 very soon munet hour tomorrow, So to light its all 0:03:24.560 --> 0:03:25.400 munllet song. 0:03:26.000 --> 0:03:28.400 The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:03:28.600 --> 0:03:38.560 Let's read some of your emails late late Lavarty your 0:03:38.640 --> 0:03:40.800 home for all your emails whenever you want email the 0:03:40.800 --> 0:03:44.240 show Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Savvy's 0:03:44.240 --> 0:03:47.160 at First. This week we're talking about widos items in 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:49.200 your freezer grown up. My mum used to keep my 0:03:49.280 --> 0:03:51.920 dad's business shirts in the freezer. As she reckoned they 0:03:52.000 --> 0:03:56.120 ironed better. Never heard that she also put her cigarettes 0:03:56.160 --> 0:03:56.480 in there. 0:03:57.160 --> 0:03:59.160 Wait, so how do you get a business shirt in there? 0:03:59.160 --> 0:04:00.800 You can't hang it up unless you got one of 0:04:00.800 --> 0:04:02.279 those phrases they got at McDonald's. 0:04:03.360 --> 0:04:05.640 This is amazing. I know some people that put the 0:04:05.720 --> 0:04:08.800 jeans and the freezer. I could instead of washing them 0:04:08.840 --> 0:04:11.840 to preserve the denamosity. But I've never heard of a 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:16.800 it's a thing. Maybe I've never had business shirts in there. Amazing. 0:04:16.960 --> 0:04:19.040 And then then the pack of fags as well. Let's 0:04:19.080 --> 0:04:22.520 just be frozen anyway. Thank you very much, Sabby Christian, 0:04:22.560 --> 0:04:24.760 who were talking show this week about beating your parents 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.840 after your daughter beat at the weekend racing. When I 0:04:27.880 --> 0:04:29.440 was about four teen, me and my dad would go 0:04:29.440 --> 0:04:32.400 out on our bicycles and ended up racing each other 0:04:32.480 --> 0:04:34.800 on the way home from school. He'd cycle to he'd 0:04:34.800 --> 0:04:36.680 go and get me, and we'd cycle back together. It's 0:04:36.720 --> 0:04:38.640 that lovely man, I've just been on your bikes with 0:04:38.640 --> 0:04:41.039 your dad anyway. One of our races, we were neck 0:04:41.080 --> 0:04:43.679 and neck, hurtling on the path when all of a sudden, 0:04:43.960 --> 0:04:46.640 my dad rode slightly too close to a tiny brick 0:04:46.680 --> 0:04:49.760 wall going round someone's driveway. He hit the wall at 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.000 full speed, went flying. 0:04:52.520 --> 0:04:54.359 He's tried to take the chicage. 0:04:56.560 --> 0:04:58.440 Because I knew this would now mean I will win 0:04:58.480 --> 0:05:01.080 the race, so I'm ashamed to say carried on to make 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:03.880 sure I won before cycling back to check my dad 0:05:04.000 --> 0:05:06.359 was okay. He wasn't. He lost two teeth. 0:05:07.520 --> 0:05:08.159 That's terrible. 0:05:08.640 --> 0:05:11.960 He lost two teeth and this bike was an absolute mess. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:15.120 It ended our racing competitions on bicycles ever that we 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:18.440 never raced again after that. Chris Great email. Now, this 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.400 is quite a little story here on Late to the party. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:25.560 Was it Monday? We were talking about the EPL player 0:05:25.839 --> 0:05:30.479 Eric Dyer, who had to leave again a big London derby. 0:05:30.600 --> 0:05:32.640 So you got eighty thousand people watching in the stands, 0:05:32.680 --> 0:05:36.320 millions watching all over the world between Chelsea and Spurs. 0:05:36.480 --> 0:05:38.039 He had to leave to go to the toilet. And 0:05:38.040 --> 0:05:40.279 I don't mean the number one and number two? How 0:05:40.400 --> 0:05:42.359 is it? Marinia? The manager chases after and asked, what 0:05:42.360 --> 0:05:44.200 the bloody how is he playing at? It's banging on 0:05:44.200 --> 0:05:46.520 the cubicle doortelling to hurry up. But you got to go, 0:05:46.680 --> 0:05:49.640 you gotta go, all right. So we've got story here 0:05:49.640 --> 0:05:52.279 from Nicole which I didn't know about and some of 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.640 you may well know about. Christian listen to Monday Show 0:05:54.680 --> 0:05:56.320 and you're talking about how when you have to go, 0:05:56.560 --> 0:05:59.760 especially if you have the squits you need to go. 0:06:00.200 --> 0:06:01.600 I'm not sure about any of you guys on the 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:05.080 show now about a famous Australian squat incident that my 0:06:05.160 --> 0:06:08.520 sister and I had only been talking about last week. 0:06:08.960 --> 0:06:11.039 How would you be suddenly bringing this up. Let's go 0:06:11.120 --> 0:06:13.840 back to nineteen eighty two and famous Australian mouth and 0:06:13.920 --> 0:06:17.600 runner Robert de Castilla vieu Coria. Yeah, no, it's him, Yeah, 0:06:17.600 --> 0:06:20.760 it's not in a developed diarrhea. Just after the halfway 0:06:20.800 --> 0:06:26.640 point of the nineteen eighty two Commonwealth Games marathon, in 0:06:26.680 --> 0:06:34.719 what has become marathoning folklore, he started to experience sharp 0:06:34.800 --> 0:06:38.240 abdominal pains that were inhibiting his chase of becoming the 0:06:38.360 --> 0:06:41.400 race leader. He was quoted as saying, I let go 0:06:41.600 --> 0:06:45.039 of my bows and there was some explosive diarrhea. He 0:06:45.120 --> 0:06:49.200 won the race, and Urban dictionary dot com now describes 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:51.920 the word as a deek named after him. Robert D. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:55.240 Costella to have such violent and plentiful diarrhea that it 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:59.000 runs down your leg into port in your shoe. This 0:06:59.200 --> 0:07:02.720 is too much, Come on, tidy this up. During the race, 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:06.279 he signaled to his people to get some down touse 0:07:06.800 --> 0:07:10.560 when she used to wipe his legs and continue running. 0:07:10.600 --> 0:07:12.160 What is the signal for damn town? 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.520 I mean, we've got people on this show. But if 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:17.720 I was gonna, he's not. He's not done that again? 0:07:17.880 --> 0:07:23.320 Is he wipe his legs? I mean the dedication to 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:26.320 winning this marathon, the nineteen eighty two Conworth Games, is 0:07:26.360 --> 0:07:28.640 to be in mind. Surely at the time, For quite 0:07:28.640 --> 0:07:30.720 some time afterwards, no one had realized that he was 0:07:30.760 --> 0:07:33.120 actually cleaning his legs off. Yeah, we get what what 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.680 have happened? Because only he knew and I don't think 0:07:35.720 --> 0:07:38.360 him and his people had got hand signals for I've 0:07:38.760 --> 0:07:42.640 followed through. He went on to win the race, and 0:07:42.680 --> 0:07:45.680 now other athletes used this as a technique. If they 0:07:45.680 --> 0:07:48.440 need to go, they just run and go signal for 0:07:48.480 --> 0:07:53.640 the down market boos. Yes, this is amazing. What a story. 0:07:53.680 --> 0:07:57.880 That's from Nicole. Nicole, thank you very much for your email. 0:07:58.120 --> 0:08:00.800 If you've got any email, sort late to the email 0:08:00.880 --> 0:08:03.720 me Christian at Christian oo'connell dot com dot au. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:08.400 Christian, Hey, hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:09.720 We're coming to your hair. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:12.680 You gotta come. 0:08:12.440 --> 0:08:14.800 Get a cut. You get a cut, you gotta cut. 0:08:14.840 --> 0:08:18.800 Everybody gets the cut, just like oh, bra button, no cuts. 0:08:18.920 --> 0:08:24.080 We've just got a cut. Christian O'Connors a man who's 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:29.760 got because whil So we all wait, wait, wait, wait 0:08:29.840 --> 0:08:32.240 until the announcement in two weeks time from Dan and 0:08:32.240 --> 0:08:34.680 Show's the big thing that everyone's talking about the moment 0:08:34.960 --> 0:08:38.640 is come down to our hair, especially for guys, because guys, 0:08:38.679 --> 0:08:40.960 we got our haircut more regular so it's like every 0:08:41.000 --> 0:08:43.320 three or four weeks, and most people just rock up 0:08:43.320 --> 0:08:45.880 at the local barbers. You wait your ten twenty minutes 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:48.120 and that sort of circle of death before you are 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:49.920 allowed to go into the middle and get your haircut. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:53.120 I honestly think my barber where I go doesn't take 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:55.160 appointments like you ring him and you go, can I 0:08:55.200 --> 0:08:57.040 have an appointment for this day? He says yes. I 0:08:57.080 --> 0:08:59.040 don't think he writes it down anywhere, because when I 0:08:59.120 --> 0:09:01.560 get there, I see with the walking customers and I 0:09:01.679 --> 0:09:02.400 just wait. 0:09:02.240 --> 0:09:05.800 That's not preferential treatment, that's not VIP. There's a guy 0:09:05.880 --> 0:09:07.640 by the way who works in this building on the 0:09:07.760 --> 0:09:11.360 Rival Breakfast show. Have you seen him recently? No came 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:13.080 in at the same time with him yesterday. It was 0:09:13.120 --> 0:09:14.680 like I was walking in with the hedge that was 0:09:14.720 --> 0:09:19.520 chatting to me. I could barely see the eyes. Seriously, 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:22.280 it was amazing. And you know when you look at something, 0:09:22.280 --> 0:09:24.520 they know you're like, go and he went, you're looking 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:27.640 at my hair? I went, yeah, I it's effecting all 0:09:27.640 --> 0:09:31.040 of us. But wow, it's like he's got this thatch. 0:09:31.360 --> 0:09:34.040 It's like a walking edge with eyes. And there'll be 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.199 more of him out there. 0:09:35.280 --> 0:09:35.439 Oh. 0:09:35.480 --> 0:09:37.199 I better be careful not to walk too close to 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.920 him or else we'll get tangled. Cup up. 0:09:40.760 --> 0:09:43.120 So the good news is we have we're here for 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.840 your hair Melbourne. We have eighteen appointments all over different 0:09:46.880 --> 0:09:50.040 suburbs all over Melbourne North South East West. We've got 0:09:50.080 --> 0:09:52.120 them for as soon as the salon's open. We've got 0:09:52.120 --> 0:09:57.840 the appointments that week. So men and ladies' haircuts, half heads, tones, 0:09:57.960 --> 0:10:00.480 whatever you need doing. I don't even know what tone. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:02.240 She had a hit a couple of years ago, didn't she? 0:10:02.440 --> 0:10:04.680 Where is tones? Tones? And she's cut your hair at 0:10:04.720 --> 0:10:09.560 the moment in North Comb. Let's start that documentary on Netflix. 0:10:09.600 --> 0:10:12.640 We're having the Tones all right. Lines are open now. 0:10:13.480 --> 0:10:17.400 Christian Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells. 0:10:16.840 --> 0:10:19.640 Show podcast time for us to open up the salon. 0:10:21.200 --> 0:10:23.880 You got get a cut, You get a cut, you 0:10:24.040 --> 0:10:27.600 got a cut, everybody gets the cut, just like Obra 0:10:27.760 --> 0:10:28.840 button no cuts. 0:10:28.840 --> 0:10:34.360 We've just got a cut. Christian coloris man who's got 0:10:34.440 --> 0:10:40.240 because all right, we got eighteen appointments at eighteen different 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.439 salms all over Melbourne. We can slot you in if 0:10:43.440 --> 0:10:45.280 you haven't booked in to get your haircut. When they 0:10:45.320 --> 0:10:47.760 do open up in a couple of weeks time, when 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.240 are they actually opening. 0:10:49.000 --> 0:10:53.120 Well hope, everyone's hoping they'll be October sixteen, but you 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:55.880 know it's nothing's guaranteed at the moment. But we're all 0:10:55.880 --> 0:10:57.920 doing that same thing we did at first lockdown. It's like, 0:10:57.960 --> 0:10:59.640 ah soon, it's only a couple of weeks away. And 0:10:59.640 --> 0:11:01.960 then were all opens up and three parties. 0:11:03.600 --> 0:11:06.400 Everything's back on. It's like Dan didn't say, listen, guys 0:11:06.600 --> 0:11:09.120 on the sixteenth you can all kick off, don't go 0:11:09.200 --> 0:11:11.240 to work, get drunk for the week, all right. So 0:11:11.280 --> 0:11:13.000 when the saddles do open though, they're all going to 0:11:13.040 --> 0:11:15.160 be booked up. People have got their appointments already ahead 0:11:15.160 --> 0:11:17.600 of time. So if your hair is getting huge and 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:19.920 everybody's is, we can help you out. Let us know 0:11:19.960 --> 0:11:22.280 where you are. We'll slot you in. All right, So 0:11:22.320 --> 0:11:23.880 you've got your appoint you've got our apotment. 0:11:23.880 --> 0:11:25.440 I've got the appointment book. The only one I didn't 0:11:25.440 --> 0:11:27.920 put in was remember the shy Who is the shy 0:11:28.080 --> 0:11:29.559 emailer that said he was too shiny? 0:11:29.720 --> 0:11:29.960 Mark? 0:11:30.120 --> 0:11:31.679 Was the guy email saying he was too shy to 0:11:31.760 --> 0:11:35.280 call so shy Mark? It is here in Richmond, now 0:11:35.320 --> 0:11:37.280 I do know, looking at our appoint where we can 0:11:37.360 --> 0:11:41.120 fit him in with Brauquel on Tuesday, the twenty seventh 0:11:41.200 --> 0:11:44.880 October ten am. Mark can get a half head and 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:48.360 a couple of low wave on the half. Yes, ladies, 0:11:48.360 --> 0:11:49.840 you know what half head is is when they don't 0:11:49.840 --> 0:11:51.920 want all their hair dyed, they get their roots done. 0:11:51.960 --> 0:11:52.960 They call it a half head. 0:11:53.080 --> 0:11:56.240 Oh, I imagine just one half like the left, right. 0:11:56.480 --> 0:12:00.120 On the front or back. All right, let's take some 0:12:00.240 --> 0:12:03.280 calls now and slot some customer, sorry, clients here, just 0:12:03.320 --> 0:12:05.040 to call them, don't they By the way, when we 0:12:05.120 --> 0:12:06.920 hear this, it means there's another client. 0:12:08.280 --> 0:12:09.199 Oh I like that. 0:12:09.920 --> 0:12:11.960 I sent a ton of producer. Get the sound effect 0:12:12.000 --> 0:12:15.680 night someone's coming head. What hairdressers have you been in? There? 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:21.079 Sounds like this. It's more like a grossers, like. 0:12:21.080 --> 0:12:23.800 The corner store, like buy your newspaper on the waken. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:25.480 When it's the bet as well, I get really anxious 0:12:25.520 --> 0:12:27.720 because that's often that short where there's there's that person 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:30.160 there who's got all that stuff in their shop and 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:32.520 no one else is in there, and that clang. You 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:35.200 get terrified. I don't like anything here already. You can't 0:12:35.240 --> 0:12:39.080 leave straight away. You're trapped in there with that scary horror, Belle. 0:12:39.760 --> 0:12:41.880 Can I help you? Look round? 0:12:41.960 --> 0:12:42.400 I just left? 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:47.440 All right, Let's go to the lines and Hailey, good morning? 0:12:48.320 --> 0:12:54.720 You going, Hailey? Good morning? I want tell us about 0:12:54.720 --> 0:12:56.040 your hair? Hailey, what's going on? 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.560 Absolute lying at the moment? 0:12:59.320 --> 0:13:01.080 So you want to say gee weep? 0:13:03.640 --> 0:13:05.719 All right, Hayley. So where about saw your mate? We'll 0:13:05.720 --> 0:13:06.720 fit you in somewhere. 0:13:07.280 --> 0:13:10.200 Oh anyway, Ringwood, you know, all go anywhere. 0:13:10.280 --> 0:13:13.679 Okay, we can get you into Biber salon Eastland, Ringwoods. 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:14.880 You can get to that, can't you. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:16.560 I can get there, yep. 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:19.360 Friday, the thirtieth of October, still a couple of weeks away. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:22.040 Two PM. You with Michael, who is brilliant. 0:13:22.679 --> 0:13:23.920 I can't like to meet Michael. 0:13:24.320 --> 0:13:26.400 Okay, well you can meet him two o'clock. You got 0:13:26.400 --> 0:13:28.440 that Jack Friday the thirtieth that we could do a 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:32.720 half head tone, protein treatment and a cut and blow wave. 0:13:33.520 --> 0:13:34.880 I get the whole kicking boodle. 0:13:35.720 --> 0:13:40.520 Yeah, someone else is coming in the nineteen fifties shot 0:13:41.559 --> 0:13:49.400 Chloe's here. That's just just coming Chloe, good morning. Hello, Hello, alright, Chloe, 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:51.160 tell us about your hair, mate, what's going on? 0:13:52.040 --> 0:13:56.600 Okay, So I banged my hair in December for Cherry, 0:13:57.080 --> 0:14:00.320 and I've decided to grow it out. But it is 0:14:00.360 --> 0:14:05.200 a complete mock at the moment, and I tempted my 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:09.840 own eyes hair color, which I regret. So yeah, it's 0:14:09.920 --> 0:14:11.000 just a look horrible. 0:14:11.840 --> 0:14:13.520 What color would you say it is at the moment? Then? 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:14.280 How would you just gob? 0:14:14.640 --> 0:14:17.560 It's like it's a brownie but a little bit red 0:14:17.920 --> 0:14:21.360 and like throwing off kings of blonde. 0:14:21.520 --> 0:14:23.640 That's a lot going on there, isn't it. I don't 0:14:23.680 --> 0:14:25.480 be rude here. It sounds like rust. 0:14:25.960 --> 0:14:28.040 It sounds like you wanted to have of all the 0:14:28.120 --> 0:14:28.760 hair colors. 0:14:29.840 --> 0:14:31.240 That's exactly what it looks like. 0:14:32.280 --> 0:14:37.280 Okay, so where about sorry Chloe, kezy? Okay. Whenever I'm 0:14:37.280 --> 0:14:38.960 out that way, I always look at that spring Bell 0:14:39.040 --> 0:14:41.960 caravans out that way, aren't they. I always look at 0:14:41.960 --> 0:14:44.920 all the caravans that I'm thinking about buying a mobile office. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:46.760 What do you mean would be amazing? 0:14:46.840 --> 0:14:48.880 Well, when I can't work at home, I'm getting the caravan. 0:14:48.960 --> 0:14:50.920 I use that as my funk working office is just 0:14:51.000 --> 0:14:53.440 going rock up somewhere. What do you think I think? 0:14:53.840 --> 0:14:55.640 I think I'll get it as a tax jodge. Can't 0:14:55.640 --> 0:14:59.720 you as well? Anyway? Belgrave, you can. 0:14:59.600 --> 0:15:02.800 Do Bell Brave cart you I can, Yes, thank you. 0:15:03.120 --> 0:15:07.080 Saturday, the thirty first of October one fifteen, cut and 0:15:07.080 --> 0:15:09.640 blow wave with Simone, who is brilliant one of our 0:15:09.640 --> 0:15:11.840 best stylists, two days. 0:15:11.560 --> 0:15:13.480 Before my birthday. That is perfect. 0:15:13.720 --> 0:15:16.880 Oh right, I'll let simono so you'll get an extra 0:15:16.920 --> 0:15:19.240 special treatment while you're there as well. That's on us. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.920 Oh, thank you so much. 0:15:21.000 --> 0:15:23.480 I really appreciate someone else. 0:15:23.560 --> 0:15:29.840 This is coming the store, Bonnie. Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Bonnie. 0:15:30.040 --> 0:15:32.480 Let's play that this morning right for every time a 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:35.920 corner comes off on corner, coming in Bonnie? Where about 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:39.440 sell you mate? I'm in your park okay, And what's 0:15:39.440 --> 0:15:40.160 going on with your hair? 0:15:40.880 --> 0:15:46.080 My hair is lack Rapunzel, really it is so long? Yeah, 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.880 and I guess over the last six months, it's just 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.680 growing and growing, and it's at the point now that 0:15:51.760 --> 0:15:54.240 it's past my hips and it's got to go. 0:15:54.840 --> 0:15:56.640 And so have you thought about getting anyone to cut 0:15:56.640 --> 0:15:58.240 it in the house or do anything like that, or 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.240 they just get it wrong? 0:16:00.080 --> 0:16:01.880 Oh god, I pray end up with a bowl over 0:16:01.920 --> 0:16:04.360 my head and that just chop around. It's no, no, no, 0:16:04.480 --> 0:16:05.800 let's get professional help. 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:09.920 Okay, we can help you. So what about then? Where 0:16:09.960 --> 0:16:11.040 can we fit at. 0:16:10.880 --> 0:16:15.280 Preston Preston or North get Bonnie either one. 0:16:15.440 --> 0:16:17.360 Preston is probably close suns. 0:16:17.840 --> 0:16:19.920 Well, you've got two options here. I can get you 0:16:20.000 --> 0:16:22.920 into Preston on Saturday the thirty first of October nine 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:26.600 am with Brook, or I can get you in the 0:16:26.680 --> 0:16:29.440 start of that week Monday, the twenty sixth of October 0:16:29.480 --> 0:16:33.800 at a gentleman's haircutter, Fleet Street barbers where they give 0:16:33.800 --> 0:16:35.480 you a short back in size Rapunzel. 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:39.000 Oh gosh, no, no, no, no, okay, all right. 0:16:39.040 --> 0:16:42.800 So it's Biber Salon Preston, nine am Saturday morning, nice 0:16:42.840 --> 0:16:45.120 and early. Right when they open someone get Brook gets 0:16:45.120 --> 0:16:48.040 there early, one of our best tightists. Thirty first of October. 0:16:48.120 --> 0:16:49.000 They're all very good. 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:50.720 We only have the best jack wi. 0:16:54.440 --> 0:16:56.320 Oh gosh, you booked in. 0:16:56.360 --> 0:16:58.760 And also I'm giving you because I love the sound 0:16:58.800 --> 0:17:01.800 of you. I'm giving you the refresh package, which is 0:17:01.920 --> 0:17:05.359 semiperment kind of roots to end, no idea what that is? 0:17:05.840 --> 0:17:08.080 Intensive when they do the roots halfway? Yes, and you 0:17:08.119 --> 0:17:09.280 go come on, can't you go to the end? 0:17:09.359 --> 0:17:09.520 Yes? 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:11.240 Go right to the end of the tip? 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:11.600 Please? 0:17:11.840 --> 0:17:17.400 Intensive treatment follicles. Excuse me, I said intensive treatment, cut 0:17:17.440 --> 0:17:19.840 and blow dry. You're getting alder that Okay. 0:17:19.480 --> 0:17:20.400 I'm getting the work. 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:25.000 You're getting the works. Yes, the enjoy body, take care. 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:29.200 Christian. 0:17:29.840 --> 0:17:34.000 Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:17:33.600 --> 0:17:35.560 A couple of weeks ago, was saying how I'd ordered 0:17:35.560 --> 0:17:40.480 an inflatable hot tub because I'm a very very classy guy, 0:17:40.720 --> 0:17:43.479 and classy guys get inflatable hot tubs. If you want 0:17:43.520 --> 0:17:45.320 to know which one is, the classy guy owned the 0:17:45.400 --> 0:17:46.320 Miami you know. 0:17:46.359 --> 0:17:48.280 I looked it up for the first time since you've 0:17:48.320 --> 0:17:51.679 started talking about it, and it's actually way shorter than 0:17:51.720 --> 0:17:54.000 I thought it would be. I thought it'd be. I 0:17:54.040 --> 0:17:57.240 think of hot tubs like you know those wooden jacozzies 0:17:57.280 --> 0:18:01.200 you see like ski resort. Yeah, right up until your neckline. 0:18:01.240 --> 0:18:03.680 But now the people in the photos like it really 0:18:03.720 --> 0:18:04.879 barely gets over their hips. 0:18:04.960 --> 0:18:06.680 Now, the one we got said you can get six 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:12.000 adults in Yep, the thing we've got, it's cozy with two. Okay, 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:15.639 it's cozy your knees. You need to be friendly with 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:17.399 the person you're in there with because there's a lot 0:18:17.400 --> 0:18:19.920 of knee So still excuse me, you know. So anyway, 0:18:19.920 --> 0:18:21.959 we've had it up now for two weeks, right, and 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:24.639 I've I am starting to live in it in the evening. 0:18:25.040 --> 0:18:27.320 I don't even tell the family that I'm going in it, 0:18:27.400 --> 0:18:29.480 right because it's around the side of the house, and 0:18:29.520 --> 0:18:31.320 so I can disappear around there for half an hour 0:18:31.320 --> 0:18:33.919 before anyone realizes that I'm missing. And I sit in 0:18:33.920 --> 0:18:36.080