Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 2: It's a Christian O'Connor show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hey, good morning, Thursday morning. Welcome to the Christian O'Connor Show.
Speaker 3: Come on in Jack Post.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: By the way, just hearing Patsy there. Patsy back with
Speaker 3: us Monday. She had a routine and she wants me
Speaker 3: to really emphasize that routine hospital procedure last week. So
Speaker 3: she's back on the show last week. By the way,
Speaker 3: you need to get your story straight, Aliz. You're gonna
Speaker 3: have a tough first show back.
Speaker 4: What do you mean.
Speaker 3: On the day of her operation, me Rio, collecte Tom,
Speaker 3: everyone who works on this show sent her message saying, hey,
Speaker 3: thinking of you today. The only reason I know you
Speaker 3: didn't is because pats.
Speaker 4: Told me, yeah, yeah, good point and like.
Speaker 3: Your big brother. Do you know what she said, because
Speaker 3: as soon as I read it, Oh, I text him
Speaker 3: now she went, and don't you tell him.
Speaker 4: To Yeah, he's in that one. Having a team is for.
Speaker 3: No one told me to do it. I just went
Speaker 3: she she told us both when.
Speaker 4: It was hate missing something for pats as well, because
Speaker 4: she never forgets every time there's anything on, like if
Speaker 4: it was my uncle's birthday.
Speaker 3: She's never met it like it's Thursday today. You've got
Speaker 3: four days. If I was you send us some flowers.
Speaker 4: That's a good idea, and I actually will, and you
Speaker 4: don't think I will.
Speaker 3: But I'm going, well, here's what happened. You'll go and
Speaker 3: tell your wife. Christian said, I need to send flowers.
Speaker 3: Can you help Jack to do that? In fact, can
Speaker 3: you just do it? Don't forget please, otherwise it's going
Speaker 3: to be a frosty old joke.
Speaker 4: I don't want to start like that.
Speaker 3: We really don't. All right, Okay, so today's shows it's
Speaker 3: mullet's really over the next twenty four hours. In fact,
Speaker 3: it's not just next twenty four hours. This week. I
Speaker 3: didn't know this week. We take the shape this week,
Speaker 3: but this show just sort of slips and sides around
Speaker 3: and whatever. Mullets have been the big talking point last week.
Speaker 3: Are you. We're not going to know now until Monday
Speaker 3: whether or not you are going to get drunk this
Speaker 3: weekend and turn your hair into a munet.
Speaker 4: You're keeping the wider But I can tell you it's
Speaker 4: a very very slim chance I'll be able.
Speaker 3: To do I understand that.
Speaker 4: All I say you you know what you said Christian,
Speaker 4: as I'm leaving in the building yesday, said to me,
Speaker 4: It's like, ah, I'm just trying to imagine how happy
Speaker 4: I'd be if you came in on Monday with a mullet.
Speaker 3: I meant for you, obviously, I mean for you. Would
Speaker 3: you mind if I bring you and your wife some
Speaker 3: delicious alcohol tomorrow to enjoy over the weekend?
Speaker 4: That is the best chance we have of coming mullett
Speaker 4: great getting drunk?
Speaker 5: All right?
Speaker 3: Forget Jimmy brings, Christian brings tomorrow for you. Okay, So
Speaker 3: later on this morning, the Mount Rushmore is dedicated to
Speaker 3: the best four the greatest four munnets? Who wore that look?
Speaker 3: The best?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Michael Wolton from what whatever area?
Speaker 1: Was?
Speaker 3: It sport to me? So many munnets, not just in
Speaker 3: the past. Has the monet ever left AFL. I think
Speaker 3: it's always been there. It went it went down for
Speaker 3: a little bit.
Speaker 4: I think in the nineties it probably said we said
Speaker 4: goodbye to a little bit. Late nineties, early two thousands.
Speaker 3: Can spot the age of the current footy players, can't
Speaker 3: you buy? Who is still rocking the munet? The younger guys,
Speaker 3: it's like a default look for them. Isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: So today the Mount Rushmore is going to be munnets
Speaker 3: tomorrow on the show. Do you think we're going to
Speaker 3: much with themunets as well? I've got a little bit
Speaker 3: excited Tomorrow there's a whole hour of munnet songs between
Speaker 3: seven and eight. Sometimes when I think it saying things
Speaker 3: on air, not everything needs to oppen. Okay, And we
Speaker 3: haven't been talking about ferret racing yet, which has actually planned.
Speaker 3: They must have thought it even it's not even listen
Speaker 3: to them properly. They won't be racing ferrets. We are
Speaker 3: very soon munet hour tomorrow, So to light its all
Speaker 3: munllet song.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Let's read some of your emails late late Lavarty your
Speaker 3: home for all your emails whenever you want email the
Speaker 3: show Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au. Savvy's
Speaker 3: at First. This week we're talking about widos items in
Speaker 3: your freezer grown up. My mum used to keep my
Speaker 3: dad's business shirts in the freezer. As she reckoned they
Speaker 3: ironed better. Never heard that she also put her cigarettes
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 4: Wait, so how do you get a business shirt in there?
Speaker 4: You can't hang it up unless you got one of
Speaker 4: those phrases they got at McDonald's.
Speaker 3: This is amazing. I know some people that put the
Speaker 3: jeans and the freezer. I could instead of washing them
Speaker 3: to preserve the denamosity. But I've never heard of a
Speaker 3: it's a thing. Maybe I've never had business shirts in there. Amazing.
Speaker 3: And then then the pack of fags as well. Let's
Speaker 3: just be frozen anyway. Thank you very much, Sabby Christian,
Speaker 3: who were talking show this week about beating your parents
Speaker 3: after your daughter beat at the weekend racing. When I
Speaker 3: was about four teen, me and my dad would go
Speaker 3: out on our bicycles and ended up racing each other
Speaker 3: on the way home from school. He'd cycle to he'd
Speaker 3: go and get me, and we'd cycle back together. It's
Speaker 3: that lovely man, I've just been on your bikes with
Speaker 3: your dad anyway. One of our races, we were neck
Speaker 3: and neck, hurtling on the path when all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: my dad rode slightly too close to a tiny brick
Speaker 3: wall going round someone's driveway. He hit the wall at
Speaker 3: full speed, went flying.
Speaker 4: He's tried to take the chicage.
Speaker 3: Because I knew this would now mean I will win
Speaker 3: the race, so I'm ashamed to say carried on to make
Speaker 3: sure I won before cycling back to check my dad
Speaker 3: was okay. He wasn't. He lost two teeth.
Speaker 4: That's terrible.
Speaker 3: He lost two teeth and this bike was an absolute mess.
Speaker 3: It ended our racing competitions on bicycles ever that we
Speaker 3: never raced again after that. Chris Great email. Now, this
Speaker 3: is quite a little story here on Late to the party.
Speaker 3: Was it Monday? We were talking about the EPL player
Speaker 3: Eric Dyer, who had to leave again a big London derby.
Speaker 3: So you got eighty thousand people watching in the stands,
Speaker 3: millions watching all over the world between Chelsea and Spurs.
Speaker 3: He had to leave to go to the toilet. And
Speaker 3: I don't mean the number one and number two? How
Speaker 3: is it? Marinia? The manager chases after and asked, what
Speaker 3: the bloody how is he playing at? It's banging on
Speaker 3: the cubicle doortelling to hurry up. But you got to go,
Speaker 3: you gotta go, all right. So we've got story here
Speaker 3: from Nicole which I didn't know about and some of
Speaker 3: you may well know about. Christian listen to Monday Show
Speaker 3: and you're talking about how when you have to go,
Speaker 3: especially if you have the squits you need to go.
Speaker 3: I'm not sure about any of you guys on the
Speaker 3: show now about a famous Australian squat incident that my
Speaker 3: sister and I had only been talking about last week.
Speaker 3: How would you be suddenly bringing this up. Let's go
Speaker 3: back to nineteen eighty two and famous Australian mouth and
Speaker 3: runner Robert de Castilla vieu Coria. Yeah, no, it's him, Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's not in a developed diarrhea. Just after the halfway
Speaker 3: point of the nineteen eighty two Commonwealth Games marathon, in
Speaker 3: what has become marathoning folklore, he started to experience sharp
Speaker 3: abdominal pains that were inhibiting his chase of becoming the
Speaker 3: race leader. He was quoted as saying, I let go
Speaker 3: of my bows and there was some explosive diarrhea. He
Speaker 3: won the race, and Urban dictionary dot com now describes
Speaker 3: the word as a deek named after him. Robert D.
Speaker 3: Costella to have such violent and plentiful diarrhea that it
Speaker 3: runs down your leg into port in your shoe. This
Speaker 3: is too much, Come on, tidy this up. During the race,
Speaker 3: he signaled to his people to get some down touse
Speaker 3: when she used to wipe his legs and continue running.
Speaker 4: What is the signal for damn town?
Speaker 3: I mean, we've got people on this show. But if
Speaker 3: I was gonna, he's not. He's not done that again?
Speaker 3: Is he wipe his legs? I mean the dedication to
Speaker 3: winning this marathon, the nineteen eighty two Conworth Games, is
Speaker 3: to be in mind. Surely at the time, For quite
Speaker 3: some time afterwards, no one had realized that he was
Speaker 3: actually cleaning his legs off. Yeah, we get what what
Speaker 3: have happened? Because only he knew and I don't think
Speaker 3: him and his people had got hand signals for I've
Speaker 3: followed through. He went on to win the race, and
Speaker 3: now other athletes used this as a technique. If they
Speaker 3: need to go, they just run and go signal for
Speaker 3: the down market boos. Yes, this is amazing. What a story.
Speaker 3: That's from Nicole. Nicole, thank you very much for your email.
Speaker 3: If you've got any email, sort late to the email
Speaker 3: me Christian at Christian oo'connell dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: Christian, Hey, hello, Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: We're coming to your hair.
Speaker 6: You gotta come.
Speaker 3: Get a cut. You get a cut, you gotta cut.
Speaker 4: Everybody gets the cut, just like oh, bra button, no cuts.
Speaker 3: We've just got a cut. Christian O'Connors a man who's
Speaker 3: got because whil So we all wait, wait, wait, wait
Speaker 3: until the announcement in two weeks time from Dan and
Speaker 3: Show's the big thing that everyone's talking about the moment
Speaker 3: is come down to our hair, especially for guys, because guys,
Speaker 3: we got our haircut more regular so it's like every
Speaker 3: three or four weeks, and most people just rock up
Speaker 3: at the local barbers. You wait your ten twenty minutes
Speaker 3: and that sort of circle of death before you are
Speaker 3: allowed to go into the middle and get your haircut.
Speaker 4: I honestly think my barber where I go doesn't take
Speaker 4: appointments like you ring him and you go, can I
Speaker 4: have an appointment for this day? He says yes. I
Speaker 4: don't think he writes it down anywhere, because when I
Speaker 4: get there, I see with the walking customers and I
Speaker 4: just wait.
Speaker 3: That's not preferential treatment, that's not VIP. There's a guy
Speaker 3: by the way who works in this building on the
Speaker 3: Rival Breakfast show. Have you seen him recently? No came
Speaker 3: in at the same time with him yesterday. It was
Speaker 3: like I was walking in with the hedge that was
Speaker 3: chatting to me. I could barely see the eyes. Seriously,
Speaker 3: it was amazing. And you know when you look at something,
Speaker 3: they know you're like, go and he went, you're looking
Speaker 3: at my hair? I went, yeah, I it's effecting all
Speaker 3: of us. But wow, it's like he's got this thatch.
Speaker 3: It's like a walking edge with eyes. And there'll be
Speaker 3: more of him out there.
Speaker 7: Oh.
Speaker 4: I better be careful not to walk too close to
Speaker 4: him or else we'll get tangled. Cup up.
Speaker 3: So the good news is we have we're here for
Speaker 3: your hair Melbourne. We have eighteen appointments all over different
Speaker 3: suburbs all over Melbourne North South East West. We've got
Speaker 3: them for as soon as the salon's open. We've got
Speaker 3: the appointments that week. So men and ladies' haircuts, half heads, tones,
Speaker 3: whatever you need doing. I don't even know what tone.
Speaker 3: She had a hit a couple of years ago, didn't she?
Speaker 3: Where is tones? Tones? And she's cut your hair at
Speaker 3: the moment in North Comb. Let's start that documentary on Netflix.
Speaker 3: We're having the Tones all right. Lines are open now.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell Christian o'connells.
Speaker 3: Show podcast time for us to open up the salon.
Speaker 4: You got get a cut, You get a cut, you
Speaker 4: got a cut, everybody gets the cut, just like Obra
Speaker 4: button no cuts.
Speaker 3: We've just got a cut. Christian coloris man who's got
Speaker 3: because all right, we got eighteen appointments at eighteen different
Speaker 3: salms all over Melbourne. We can slot you in if
Speaker 3: you haven't booked in to get your haircut. When they
Speaker 3: do open up in a couple of weeks time, when
Speaker 3: are they actually opening.
Speaker 4: Well hope, everyone's hoping they'll be October sixteen, but you
Speaker 4: know it's nothing's guaranteed at the moment. But we're all
Speaker 4: doing that same thing we did at first lockdown. It's like,
Speaker 4: ah soon, it's only a couple of weeks away. And
Speaker 4: then were all opens up and three parties.
Speaker 3: Everything's back on. It's like Dan didn't say, listen, guys
Speaker 3: on the sixteenth you can all kick off, don't go
Speaker 3: to work, get drunk for the week, all right. So
Speaker 3: when the saddles do open though, they're all going to
Speaker 3: be booked up. People have got their appointments already ahead
Speaker 3: of time. So if your hair is getting huge and
Speaker 3: everybody's is, we can help you out. Let us know
Speaker 3: where you are. We'll slot you in. All right, So
Speaker 3: you've got your appoint you've got our apotment.
Speaker 4: I've got the appointment book. The only one I didn't
Speaker 4: put in was remember the shy Who is the shy
Speaker 4: emailer that said he was too shiny?
Speaker 8: Mark?
Speaker 3: Was the guy email saying he was too shy to
Speaker 3: call so shy Mark? It is here in Richmond, now
Speaker 3: I do know, looking at our appoint where we can
Speaker 3: fit him in with Brauquel on Tuesday, the twenty seventh
Speaker 3: October ten am. Mark can get a half head and
Speaker 3: a couple of low wave on the half. Yes, ladies,
Speaker 3: you know what half head is is when they don't
Speaker 3: want all their hair dyed, they get their roots done.
Speaker 3: They call it a half head.
Speaker 4: Oh, I imagine just one half like the left, right.
Speaker 3: On the front or back. All right, let's take some
Speaker 3: calls now and slot some customer, sorry, clients here, just
Speaker 3: to call them, don't they By the way, when we
Speaker 3: hear this, it means there's another client.
Speaker 4: Oh I like that.
Speaker 3: I sent a ton of producer. Get the sound effect
Speaker 3: night someone's coming head. What hairdressers have you been in? There?
Speaker 3: Sounds like this. It's more like a grossers, like.
Speaker 4: The corner store, like buy your newspaper on the waken.
Speaker 3: When it's the bet as well, I get really anxious
Speaker 3: because that's often that short where there's there's that person
Speaker 3: there who's got all that stuff in their shop and
Speaker 3: no one else is in there, and that clang. You
Speaker 3: get terrified. I don't like anything here already. You can't
Speaker 3: leave straight away. You're trapped in there with that scary horror, Belle.
Speaker 3: Can I help you? Look round?
Speaker 4: I just left?
Speaker 3: All right, Let's go to the lines and Hailey, good morning?
Speaker 3: You going, Hailey? Good morning? I want tell us about
Speaker 3: your hair? Hailey, what's going on?
Speaker 8: Absolute lying at the moment?
Speaker 9: So you want to say gee weep?
Speaker 3: All right, Hayley. So where about saw your mate? We'll
Speaker 3: fit you in somewhere.
Speaker 10: Oh anyway, Ringwood, you know, all go anywhere.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can get you into Biber salon Eastland, Ringwoods.
Speaker 3: You can get to that, can't you.
Speaker 2: I can get there, yep.
Speaker 3: Friday, the thirtieth of October, still a couple of weeks away.
Speaker 3: Two PM. You with Michael, who is brilliant.
Speaker 4: I can't like to meet Michael.
Speaker 3: Okay, well you can meet him two o'clock. You got
Speaker 3: that Jack Friday the thirtieth that we could do a
Speaker 3: half head tone, protein treatment and a cut and blow wave.
Speaker 11: I get the whole kicking boodle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, someone else is coming in the nineteen fifties shot
Speaker 3: Chloe's here. That's just just coming Chloe, good morning. Hello, Hello, alright, Chloe,
Speaker 3: tell us about your hair, mate, what's going on?
Speaker 8: Okay, So I banged my hair in December for Cherry,
Speaker 8: and I've decided to grow it out. But it is
Speaker 8: a complete mock at the moment, and I tempted my
Speaker 8: own eyes hair color, which I regret. So yeah, it's
Speaker 8: just a look horrible.
Speaker 3: What color would you say it is at the moment? Then?
Speaker 3: How would you just gob?
Speaker 8: It's like it's a brownie but a little bit red
Speaker 8: and like throwing off kings of blonde.
Speaker 3: That's a lot going on there, isn't it. I don't
Speaker 3: be rude here. It sounds like rust.
Speaker 4: It sounds like you wanted to have of all the
Speaker 4: hair colors.
Speaker 8: That's exactly what it looks like.
Speaker 3: Okay, so where about sorry Chloe, kezy? Okay. Whenever I'm
Speaker 3: out that way, I always look at that spring Bell
Speaker 3: caravans out that way, aren't they. I always look at
Speaker 3: all the caravans that I'm thinking about buying a mobile office.
Speaker 8: What do you mean would be amazing?
Speaker 3: Well, when I can't work at home, I'm getting the caravan.
Speaker 3: I use that as my funk working office is just
Speaker 3: going rock up somewhere. What do you think I think?
Speaker 3: I think I'll get it as a tax jodge. Can't
Speaker 3: you as well? Anyway? Belgrave, you can.
Speaker 8: Do Bell Brave cart you I can, Yes, thank you.
Speaker 3: Saturday, the thirty first of October one fifteen, cut and
Speaker 3: blow wave with Simone, who is brilliant one of our
Speaker 3: best stylists, two days.
Speaker 8: Before my birthday. That is perfect.
Speaker 3: Oh right, I'll let simono so you'll get an extra
Speaker 3: special treatment while you're there as well. That's on us.
Speaker 8: Oh, thank you so much.
Speaker 11: I really appreciate someone else.
Speaker 3: This is coming the store, Bonnie. Good morning, Good morning, Christian, Bonnie.
Speaker 3: Let's play that this morning right for every time a
Speaker 3: corner comes off on corner, coming in Bonnie? Where about
Speaker 3: sell you mate? I'm in your park okay, And what's
Speaker 3: going on with your hair?
Speaker 12: My hair is lack Rapunzel, really it is so long? Yeah,
Speaker 12: and I guess over the last six months, it's just
Speaker 12: growing and growing, and it's at the point now that
Speaker 12: it's past my hips and it's got to go.
Speaker 3: And so have you thought about getting anyone to cut
Speaker 3: it in the house or do anything like that, or
Speaker 3: they just get it wrong?
Speaker 12: Oh god, I pray end up with a bowl over
Speaker 12: my head and that just chop around. It's no, no, no,
Speaker 12: let's get professional help.
Speaker 3: Okay, we can help you. So what about then? Where
Speaker 3: can we fit at.
Speaker 4: Preston Preston or North get Bonnie either one.
Speaker 12: Preston is probably close suns.
Speaker 3: Well, you've got two options here. I can get you
Speaker 3: into Preston on Saturday the thirty first of October nine
Speaker 3: am with Brook, or I can get you in the
Speaker 3: start of that week Monday, the twenty sixth of October
Speaker 3: at a gentleman's haircutter, Fleet Street barbers where they give
Speaker 3: you a short back in size Rapunzel.
Speaker 12: Oh gosh, no, no, no, no, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So it's Biber Salon Preston, nine am Saturday morning, nice
Speaker 3: and early. Right when they open someone get Brook gets
Speaker 3: there early, one of our best tightists. Thirty first of October.
Speaker 4: They're all very good.
Speaker 3: We only have the best jack wi.
Speaker 6: Oh gosh, you booked in.
Speaker 3: And also I'm giving you because I love the sound
Speaker 3: of you. I'm giving you the refresh package, which is
Speaker 3: semiperment kind of roots to end, no idea what that is?
Speaker 4: Intensive when they do the roots halfway? Yes, and you
Speaker 4: go come on, can't you go to the end?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 3: Go right to the end of the tip?
Speaker 7: Please?
Speaker 3: Intensive treatment follicles. Excuse me, I said intensive treatment, cut
Speaker 3: and blow dry. You're getting alder that Okay.
Speaker 12: I'm getting the work.
Speaker 3: You're getting the works. Yes, the enjoy body, take care.
Speaker 4: Christian.
Speaker 2: Hello, Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, was saying how I'd ordered
Speaker 3: an inflatable hot tub because I'm a very very classy guy,
Speaker 3: and classy guys get inflatable hot tubs. If you want
Speaker 3: to know which one is, the classy guy owned the
Speaker 3: Miami you know.
Speaker 4: I looked it up for the first time since you've
Speaker 4: started talking about it, and it's actually way shorter than
Speaker 4: I thought it would be. I thought it'd be. I
Speaker 4: think of hot tubs like you know those wooden jacozzies
Speaker 4: you see like ski resort. Yeah, right up until your neckline.
Speaker 4: But now the people in the photos like it really
Speaker 4: barely gets over their hips.
Speaker 3: Now, the one we got said you can get six
Speaker 3: adults in Yep, the thing we've got, it's cozy with two. Okay,
Speaker 3: it's cozy your knees. You need to be friendly with
Speaker 3: the person you're in there with because there's a lot
Speaker 3: of knee So still excuse me, you know. So anyway,
Speaker 3: we've had it up now for two weeks, right, and
Speaker 3: I've I am starting to live in it in the evening.
Speaker 3: I don't even tell the family that I'm going in it,
Speaker 3: right because it's around the side of the house, and
Speaker 3: so I can disappear around there for half an hour
Speaker 3: before anyone realizes that I'm missing. And I sit in
Speaker 3: that hot tub and it's all hot. It's got a
Speaker 3: bubble to get the little button to get the bubbles going,
Speaker 3: and it is in the evening. It is so nice,
Speaker 3: just a solitude, serenity now, just in that hot tub. Right,
Speaker 3: it's brilliant, so much so. Right, I've taken I've got
Speaker 3: a small little chair that I put in as well,
Speaker 3: so I can sit in it.
Speaker 4: Wait, you can put a chair in there? What if
Speaker 4: it goes through the rubber.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, maybe maybe I could punch it. I hadn't
Speaker 3: thought about that, but I've got a little lawn chair. Actually,
Speaker 3: you know, I won't punch it. Hubby heartbroke of it.
Speaker 3: That was that hot tub. So I sit in it
Speaker 3: now in a chair, right, and I read my kindle
Speaker 3: and stuff like that. I've got it all sat done.
Speaker 3: And then my wife yesterday evening said the kids want
Speaker 3: it moved, right, and I almost started to cry. It
Speaker 3: takes about seven hours to fill it up there one hundred.
Speaker 3: It's like, don't just fell it up for ten minutes
Speaker 3: with the old host stood there and it's like a
Speaker 3: bird bath and we all get it. It takes hours,
Speaker 3: and I've got to drain it, and plus I don't
Speaker 3: know where to drain it because you're going to flood
Speaker 3: the garden. There's one hundreds of liters in there. So
Speaker 3: now I've got to move the hot tub. I'm actually
Speaker 3: got it. But the really big thing is that, so
Speaker 3: you know in lockdown, I've got the hot tub, I
Speaker 3: got the rowing machine and the table tennis. One of
Speaker 3: them has to go.
Speaker 4: Of course you can't. You've just got this weird gymnas.
Speaker 3: It's like my favorite kids. Okay, I'm not the dad
Speaker 3: in the castle.
Speaker 4: Well, he's in the table tennis table, the obvious one,
Speaker 4: because you guys haven't hit a table tennis ball since March.
Speaker 3: It's the table tennis that I have to sell, and
Speaker 3: I feel really sad about that. I felt I've let
Speaker 3: down that table tennis. I brought that table tennis table
Speaker 3: in good Steed and now I've got to sell it.
Speaker 3: So I'm actually thinking about whether we do a competition
Speaker 3: on the show to win my table tennis table, because
Speaker 3: it's virtually in mint condition. Is yeah, but then we've
Speaker 3: still got the five K rule. What if someone wins it?
Speaker 3: How do we get it to anyone else? But you
Speaker 3: can do deliveries, So you can do deliveries, all right,
Speaker 3: maybe next week on the show, then you can win
Speaker 3: my table tennis table. It could be yours. It's mint condition, Okay,
Speaker 3: mint condition. I think we've used it ten times.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: This is going to be a big one. This morning.
Speaker 3: We're talking about the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 1: Ladnie's amazing, Pie's amazing. Combined the two, it's like putting
Speaker 1: the Sistine Chapel in the taj mahal.
Speaker 3: All right, So each week we do something called the
Speaker 3: Mount Rushmore and we pick a different category to debate
Speaker 3: and argue what are the top four, the very best
Speaker 3: four in that area? They go up on the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 3: Today's one. We've been talking about it so much this
Speaker 3: week because it sits possibly a top jack's head. Jack
Speaker 3: is toying. They'll get the feeling that the toying has
Speaker 3: gone down to not toying a toy with growing here
Speaker 3: boof on which is getting bigger and bigger, and a
Speaker 3: lot of hair. So are we giving away free haircuts
Speaker 3: half an hour ago into a mullet?
Speaker 4: Yeah, where it's not the heat's not completely off, but
Speaker 4: it's been turned right down to a low simmer because
Speaker 4: both my mum came on the show and said, no,
Speaker 4: don't get a mullet, and my wife said, please don't
Speaker 4: get a money.
Speaker 3: These are the biggest nose a man can ever have.
Speaker 4: But biancared. Don't you think she left a little bit
Speaker 4: of the door open with saying, hey, if we have
Speaker 4: a fun happy hour this weekend, maybe we'll have a
Speaker 4: few drinks and we'll shave the side of your head
Speaker 4: and see what a mullet looks like.
Speaker 3: All I can say is tune in tomorrow morning at
Speaker 3: ten past state. I have taken on board the loop
Speaker 3: warmness now of you're getting a monnet, but the door
Speaker 3: being left slightly a child with the cocktails and the
Speaker 3: happy hour. Okay, I have a proposition a gift to
Speaker 3: both of you, you and your wife tomorrow morning at
Speaker 3: ten past eight. This is a last stitch. How Mary
Speaker 3: passed it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, if it doesn't, If it doesn't work this weekend,
Speaker 4: I don't think I'll ever have a mullet.
Speaker 3: I'm going to put about with you now twenty dollars
Speaker 3: that when you come in Monday you've got a munnet. Okay,
Speaker 3: well I want one.
Speaker 4: I'm excited to see what it looks like.
Speaker 3: All right. So the Mount Rushmore this week then is
Speaker 3: the top four? They very greatest on the Mount Rushmore?
Speaker 3: Who wore it best?
Speaker 6: The money just a little off the top and nothing else,
Speaker 6: and be proud of it, folks.
Speaker 2: It's time to bring back.
Speaker 3: I mean, he says, bring back the money. We're in
Speaker 3: a country where yes been around permanently. Has there ever
Speaker 3: been a decade where there weren't men in Australia rock
Speaker 3: in the money.
Speaker 4: Well, I said yesterday, I thought in the late nineties,
Speaker 4: early two thousands it went away for a little bit
Speaker 4: and feels like it's coming back as we as we
Speaker 4: come into the like twenty twenty. But I think it's
Speaker 4: always been there. And the person I want to put
Speaker 4: on that can I start off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, go on first, I.
Speaker 4: Want to put on Mount Rushmore completely contradicts what I
Speaker 4: said yesterday. I said, by the end of the nineties,
Speaker 4: no one in football had a mullet anymore. And then
Speaker 4: there's this perfect footballing. This has been around all three
Speaker 4: his playing career. Sticks Stephen Kernahan for the Carton Blues.
Speaker 4: We spoke to him on this show.
Speaker 3: What a voice here was the one when I first
Speaker 3: started on the show. Obviously it was very very important.
Speaker 3: People didn't want to know why I was here, that
Speaker 3: we like, what team you're going to bear it for?
Speaker 3: And it was this horrendous choice. If I don't get
Speaker 3: this out of the way really quickly, my chances were
Speaker 3: succeeding here are zero, and so we speed dated were
Speaker 3: every day for about the first eighteen shows. We had
Speaker 3: a representative, a former player or a coach from each
Speaker 3: of the footy teams trying to make me convince them
Speaker 3: to be a fan of their so on behalf of
Speaker 3: the Blues. We had sticks to legend. But his voice,
Speaker 3: I think he was calling from the bathroom, which had
Speaker 3: a bit of echo and reverb. But it's the deepest
Speaker 3: voice we've ever had on this show. It was like
Speaker 3: a kidnapper's voice. It sounded like Styx Kernerhan, he's a leegend.
Speaker 4: You actually thought we might have that program.
Speaker 3: I thought it was a technical problem. This voice was
Speaker 3: so terrifying and manly and deep, and it was like verberating.
Speaker 3: But his money is an amazing money.
Speaker 4: He had this beautiful, such a well kept mullet, and
Speaker 4: I think that's what I really liked about it.
Speaker 3: It keeps its shape. The munet is solid, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: You know? Even even playing sport. Or Wayne Gretzky had
Speaker 3: one ice hockey, got the helmet on you moving around,
Speaker 3: The hair doesn't move.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 4: It was so big in the back. But he must
Speaker 4: have combed it and kept it in the shape really clean.
Speaker 3: What we're saying is it's a well maintained monet. It's
Speaker 3: a really you look after the munnet, the mullet will
Speaker 3: look after you. It's a hair helmet.
Speaker 4: And that's what I can promise to my wife if
Speaker 4: she lets me keep get a mullet, I will keep
Speaker 4: it looking good.
Speaker 3: You know. You're also what you need to do is
Speaker 3: you get you need to get a special brush, you know,
Speaker 3: mullet brush. What's that bet of glory? What's that Will
Speaker 3: Ferrell brush that he's got for his hair brush. Yes,
Speaker 3: it's well known, all right. So who do you think
Speaker 3: more the best? What are the greatest munnets, whether it's
Speaker 3: sport or music. Who's had the greatest money. That's what
Speaker 3: we're looking for this morning. Gup on the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We're talking about mullets today and our Mount Rushmore this
Speaker 3: week is dedicated to the great munnet who had it
Speaker 3: the best? So was just saying about Stick's Kernahan and
Speaker 3: how when he came on the show in the early
Speaker 3: days trying to convince me or when you hear this
Speaker 3: more threatened me it must support the blues. How deep
Speaker 3: his voice was? Have it listen to this? We found
Speaker 3: it right, It's really deep. It's slightly echoing because I
Speaker 3: think he was on I think he said he went
Speaker 3: into the bathroom. Have a listen to this. It sounds
Speaker 3: like he's in witness protection.
Speaker 7: Oh thank you yours, Christian Walker, os my hope. Be
Speaker 7: loving it here.
Speaker 3: I mean, how it so madly it's just one hundred
Speaker 3: percent testosterone. And of course mullet.
Speaker 7: Oh thank you yours Christian Walker, os my hope, you're
Speaker 7: loving it here. If we listening to you and Jackson
Speaker 7: to start last mon done gold to gripe shot, good
Speaker 7: beer to gripe tunes, and to listen to you, I've
Speaker 7: worked out, he's got the house sorted, he's had a
Speaker 7: school for your two girls. And given way of speaking
Speaker 7: this morning, you're saying we're still have important things are
Speaker 7: going well at sounds right.
Speaker 4: You know what it sounds like is when you play
Speaker 4: muck around with that graphic equalizer on the old school
Speaker 4: stereos and you turn and all the high end it's
Speaker 4: just the low end.
Speaker 3: It's just all the lower end. All right, So stick's
Speaker 3: kin a hand for Jackie Boye. I'm going for this guy,
Speaker 3: Mickey Bolton. You don't have a serious conversation about mudllets
Speaker 3: without Michael Malton being up there on the Mount Rushmore.
Speaker 3: All right, let's take some of your calls. Matt's on
Speaker 3: the like and what in.
Speaker 11: Matt, good morning guys, how are we going good?
Speaker 3: So mount rushmore of mullets. Who has to go up Matt.
Speaker 11: A, you cannot beat John Steinmos playing Jesse in Full House.
Speaker 11: The volume, the curls, the gloss, black, the passion, the
Speaker 11: care about his hair, not the hair, not the hair,
Speaker 11: like just absolute classic, iconic mullet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're right, it's a it's a it's you're right.
Speaker 3: It's a classic one. And it never moved, did it.
Speaker 3: It was it was immacketed whatever scene he was in
Speaker 3: in Full House. And it's a beautiful muddet. And he
Speaker 3: says he's quite a short little guy. About eighty percent
Speaker 3: of him is the mullet.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's another really clean yet well kept mullet.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, yeah, no, that that's an iconic one. Stemos,
Speaker 3: John's Damos has to go up there. That's a great one. Matt,
Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
Speaker 11: Thanks guys, have a great day.
Speaker 3: Anybody'd say save Calvin.
Speaker 6: A morning, Christian I reckon the best mullet of all time.
Speaker 6: Credit where credits due would have to be Dermot Breridon
Speaker 6: played Cena half forward.
Speaker 2: For the Hawks.
Speaker 6: I mean, I'm a Hawks hater, but he did like
Speaker 6: a good mallow.
Speaker 3: He did, he rocked it. It's an amazing look that munet.
Speaker 3: It was to me he's famous the two things, punching
Speaker 3: people in the face and having an amazing mullet. Really
Speaker 3: told me you're right, one of the greatest footy mullets ever.
Speaker 6: Yes, exactly.
Speaker 5: That was an absolutely fantastic mullet and Matt Mullett running
Speaker 5: through the Essendam huddle at three quarter time in the
Speaker 5: I think it was the eighty six Grand Final. Yes,
Speaker 5: don't like Dermitt Breridon, but he did rock a good muller.
Speaker 3: That's right, well, said Calvin. Thank you very much. You Colma,
Speaker 3: have a good day.
Speaker 6: Thank you too.
Speaker 5: Cave up the good work, Thank.
Speaker 3: You, Kevin. Bye, Johnny, Johnny, good morning, Good morning, Johnny says,
Speaker 3: I'm good buddy. And uh mulletts who has to go
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 11: Like these guys have got nothing on that you can't
Speaker 11: be to seek for see Hulk Hogan man, that's the ripper.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he had. He even had the tash to
Speaker 3: go with it. His was a very sort of close
Speaker 3: crocked one, wasn't it Johnny here, what's going on there?
Speaker 7: Mate?
Speaker 3: It sounds like you're driving industrial.
Speaker 11: Digger just in the truck.
Speaker 10: Actually, how big.
Speaker 3: Is the truck? It sounds like we're stuck in the engine.
Speaker 1: It's probably because I've got the ephones in plugged in me.
Speaker 3: Right, well, stay safe? Okay, so you're saying, hold right, gotcha?
Speaker 3: All right, thank you very much, Johnny.
Speaker 7: I have a great guy.
Speaker 9: Guys have done alug job.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much, Bye by bye? Is it me?
Speaker 3: A lot of the cords? They got other stuff going
Speaker 3: on in the background. Normally, you know, sometimes we're just
Speaker 3: like central attention, but it felt like they're all the
Speaker 3: last two quarters I've had other stuff going on. There
Speaker 3: is quickly just ticking this off.
Speaker 4: You know what it is? People are busy, but they
Speaker 4: hear about wanting to hear about the best mullet, and
Speaker 4: they're like, all right, well I've.
Speaker 3: Got to call in money magnetic power to its drawing ladies.
Speaker 3: Where's the ladies that some one don't even care about? Munnets?
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, so we're talking about Rushmore today of munnets,
Speaker 3: who is definitely up there so far?
Speaker 4: I think?
Speaker 3: Please tell me Michael Bolton.
Speaker 4: Bolton's definitely up there, Mickey b I think after looking
Speaker 4: at Hulk Hogan photos, which.
Speaker 3: Was their last call, this is horrifying.
Speaker 4: This is horrifying because he's going bored. But keeping the mullet.
Speaker 4: I think, you know it's a denial mullet, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Money is all about someone growing out. His is actually
Speaker 4: in retreat.
Speaker 3: You know those dolls that your sister's down where you
Speaker 3: can wind up the ham and it comes in or out.
Speaker 3: Someone was doing that to go.
Speaker 4: I think he should get extra points for keeping the
Speaker 4: mullet with no hell on top?
Speaker 3: All right? Fine? Does he sit slightly below the other four?
Speaker 3: Is he like a little one in the gift shop
Speaker 3: or something? All right, let's got to course before we
Speaker 3: go to the news headlines. Shelley, good morning, Oh high Christians.
Speaker 12: I think Billy ray Cyrus is a big one for
Speaker 12: the big mullet. He had had something to compensate to
Speaker 12: his singing.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean his was an aggressive, big, noticeable mudget.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it that.
Speaker 2: He didn't call it a mullet.
Speaker 12: He called it the Kentucky Waterfall?
Speaker 3: Did he?
Speaker 11: Yes?
Speaker 3: Never heard that. I did not know about that. The
Speaker 3: Kentucky Waterfall. You say, yes, that's what he called it. Now, Shelley,
Speaker 3: you're the first lady to call and have any kind
Speaker 3: of opinion about the munet today. So while you're on,
Speaker 3: where do you think about Jack's monet? Is it another
Speaker 3: no like his wife and his mum or no, I
Speaker 3: say go for it.
Speaker 10: If it looks bad, you've always cut it off.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got wiggle room. All right, Shelley, have a
Speaker 3: nice day. Thanks for calling, Worries.
Speaker 2: Thank you, bye, Scott.
Speaker 3: Come on, let's go to Scotty. Now, come on in, Scott. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we're good, Scott. Who do you think has to go
Speaker 3: up there?
Speaker 9: Well, we have to have to recognize you ossy musicians,
Speaker 9: So big, big, big blond mullet.
Speaker 1: Mullet would be John Faron.
Speaker 4: The Australian Billy Ray Tarras. No one ever called him.
Speaker 3: You're the voice and you're the munet. It's the Australian
Speaker 3: Billy Ray cyrus what he's saying tag there? Yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean that's a definite contender for FANSI up there. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he's had an amazing hand. Scott. That's a great one.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. And cool let's go to Tracy. Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you? I'm good, Tracy? What do you reckon
Speaker 3: about the mudet?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 3: Who wore it best? Ah?
Speaker 9: John Farnham's was good? But heir, can you go past
Speaker 9: Richard Mark?
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, you look.
Speaker 8: At the face, you look at the hair. He sings
Speaker 8: an oh, you're just melt away.
Speaker 3: Yeah, trifactor, the voice, the hair, the man, triple threat.
Speaker 11: Yep, exactly.
Speaker 3: You take away one of those bases of that pyramid.
Speaker 3: It's not the same. Yeah, that's a good one. Richard
Speaker 3: Mark's had a very well manicured mullet, didn't He Not
Speaker 3: so big and noisy as say Billy Ray Cyrus. It's
Speaker 3: more contained.
Speaker 7: No, that's right.
Speaker 9: You know they say that the quiet ones are the
Speaker 9: ones you gotta watch out for.
Speaker 3: Quite that can be a quiet mullet.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't call it a quiet mullet. I don't think
Speaker 4: there is such a thing as a quiet mullet. They're
Speaker 4: all loud and everything.
Speaker 9: Goes quiet when you look at him, you just go
Speaker 9: on melt away and.
Speaker 3: Tracy, have you seen him recently? I don't know what
Speaker 3: he's done, whether he sold his soul. He looks lately,
Speaker 3: but he looks great. He's a smoke show. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm happily married, but that is a great looking man
Speaker 3: who's aging beautifully.
Speaker 9: I know, I know, you know, I mean, I just
Speaker 9: imagine the mullet's still on there now is Tracy?
Speaker 3: Thank you very much?
Speaker 1: It called.
Speaker 2: A Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: So this week it's been the Budget and Paduca Rio
Speaker 3: saw on Channel nine as part of their news coverage.
Speaker 3: This always happens all over the world whenever it's a budget.
Speaker 3: They go and they cut to a real family, a
Speaker 3: typical family. But what does all this mean to you
Speaker 3: at home? They always refer to us as you at home,
Speaker 3: don't they We don't do what they're on radio? What
Speaker 3: does this mean to you? To you? And wouldn't you
Speaker 3: at home give us a call this morning? Anyway, there's
Speaker 3: a photo of a family. I don't know what's going
Speaker 3: on this family. They look as miserable as sin, maybe
Speaker 3: because they're watching the Budget, you know, in the evening
Speaker 3: and not Netflix or anything else will stand. However, what
Speaker 3: caught producer Rio's eye is the enormous size of this couch.
Speaker 3: I mean, it looks like an airport waiting lounge. Doesn't
Speaker 3: it first class or something? How many seats are on
Speaker 3: this L shaped couch?
Speaker 4: We should we go through them and try and count.
Speaker 3: Yeah, starting on the left side of this photo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a family of six but there, But then.
Speaker 3: Why is there room for possibly twelve one two? Is
Speaker 3: there also a clubhouse for a VFL team to conduct
Speaker 3: sort of halftime talks?
Speaker 4: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine ten?
Speaker 4: Do we count that corner seat that would be squishy
Speaker 4: if someone will skip and.
Speaker 3: A family get to the Christmas there's always an argument.
Speaker 3: It's always one of the kids that's meant to go
Speaker 3: in the corner one. You can't make your nan go
Speaker 3: in the corner seat.
Speaker 4: Eleven, twelve, thirteen would fit thirteen adults comfortably.
Speaker 3: Right, I mean, but there's only how many people are
Speaker 3: on this here? For this staged photo for Channel nine,
Speaker 3: where's unconscious or dead or asleep? It's a budget There's
Speaker 3: a kid that looks is like look like he's watching
Speaker 3: a horror movie. It's Friedenburg on TV.
Speaker 4: Also, the kid is squished between the mum and.
Speaker 3: There's a time who's come from nineteen eighty two to
Speaker 3: about munets? Is not a doll or a human the
Speaker 3: third person. I mean, this could be a family violences.
Speaker 3: I'm really sorry. But and then there's two at the end.
Speaker 3: You look like they've just been drafted in or like
Speaker 3: the work, or they've had a massive fall out with
Speaker 3: these random adults. They don't look like a family. I'm
Speaker 3: trying to work out whose mum and dad, brother sister.
Speaker 4: Maybe they work for Channel nine and they're like, feel
Speaker 4: like they couch. It looks too empty.
Speaker 3: Not just that you could tell this this stage right,
Speaker 3: it's making me feel uncomfortable. The table that's got the
Speaker 3: two remotes. We all have two remotes, now, don't you
Speaker 3: have all the different stream in servis and you in
Speaker 3: the one that turns off on the volume is eighty
Speaker 3: five feet away from them.
Speaker 4: You have to get up. You couldn't.
Speaker 3: That's making me anxious. I don't know about you, Rup,
Speaker 3: but it's like it's like a holstered gun to me right,
Speaker 3: because I can't stand having to find the remote. It
Speaker 3: sits on my lap. It has to be I can't
Speaker 3: relax us. I know where they are. They're next to me,
Speaker 3: so I can get to them really quickly. Gets my gun.
Speaker 4: I even balance it on the end of my knee. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it's like right, you don't even have to pick it up,
Speaker 4: you just point it and click. They also notice that
Speaker 4: Dad is on a reclining chair, which means I think
Speaker 4: every one of these seats is reclining as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an individual recliner, you know, where you don't
Speaker 3: all move as one. Yeah, you can have your own thing. Plus,
Speaker 3: I've also noticing some have got their shoes off, some haven't.
Speaker 3: That's all right if I don't understand the etiquette there.
Speaker 3: Who's keeping that? Dad's kept his on? Does he always
Speaker 3: got a shoes on when he's watching TV? Anyway? The
Speaker 3: question is what is the biggest couch in Melbourne? Let's
Speaker 3: try and find out, has anyone? So what do you reckon?
Speaker 3: This is a twelve seater.
Speaker 4: I think it's a thirteen theater fourteen. If you shove
Speaker 4: someone in that corner seat, right.
Speaker 3: It's huge, all right? Does anyone? So let's try and
Speaker 3: find out who's got the biggest couch listening right now?
Speaker 3: We need numbers. We're looking at a thirteen seater here?
Speaker 3: Can you get anywhere near that with your couch? Christian
Speaker 3: O'Connell Christian o'connells Show Podcast Welcome to the Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Do you have a story one of those, Well, it
Speaker 3: wasn't my time to go. We go one the other day.
Speaker 3: We're doing three topic Tuesday about you won't believe what
Speaker 3: hit me in the head, and it was someone told
Speaker 3: about how they survived a they're blowing up a chimney work.
Speaker 3: So I was telling the team years ago they used
Speaker 3: to just blow up buildings, not for funnel kicks, but
Speaker 3: rather than knock it down, then we'll just blow it
Speaker 3: up and you'd see like a car park and it
Speaker 3: would like be the main story on the news and
Speaker 3: people have to be evacuated from the area and they
Speaker 3: would literally blow up. It's an amazing thing to see, Yeah,
Speaker 3: blow up a car parks. So we just sort of
Speaker 3: collapse in on itself. But we've got on this. I
Speaker 3: do the sound effective here because it's the radio. I
Speaker 3: know a pro.
Speaker 4: Oh, I can really picture it. It hasn't finished. Very
Speaker 4: quiet explosion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and that's a surprising thing about it because you're
Speaker 3: drawing in the sound. You know it's an implosion. Explosion
Speaker 3: would be okay, but obviously it's going to be. As
Speaker 3: a kid, I love seeing that but anyway, she got
Speaker 3: hit in the head when they've blown up a chin,
Speaker 3: it's with her with a load of bricks. And so
Speaker 3: she had one of those stories Pat Birch where it
Speaker 3: ended with her saying it wasn't her time to go.
Speaker 3: And there are quite a lot of you with these
Speaker 3: stories out there. Some of these are so some of
Speaker 3: them are very, very full on. So we are wading
Speaker 3: through a lot of amazing stories right now. So the
Speaker 3: ones are puting on air, the ones that we think
Speaker 3: it's good to listen to. Some of them are incredible
Speaker 3: that you're calling in with, and some of them are
Speaker 3: very traumatic. Sean, good morning.
Speaker 9: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: Here you going of you what is your story? Then
Speaker 3: it wasn't my time to go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 9: Thirty years ago, I was driving my Volkswagen beat Down
Speaker 9: along the highway with my best mates sitting beside me,
Speaker 9: and I fell asleep behind the wheel and left the highway,
Speaker 9: driving right over the top of a colbt which would
Speaker 9: have flipped the car, and my mate screamed at me
Speaker 9: and I woke up and we were driving in thick grass,
Speaker 9: couldn't see, went straight through a whole row of really
Speaker 9: big gum trees, which you could have hit there only
Speaker 9: a couple of inches either side of the car, and
Speaker 9: after a couple hundred meters the car spun out and
Speaker 9: we stopped. We got out of the car, and we
Speaker 9: were less than a meter away from a tree which
Speaker 9: we would have hit head on, which was as wide
Speaker 9: as the car. And it just wasn't my time to go, Sean,
Speaker 9: And so.
Speaker 3: Can you say you and anybody got out of the car.
Speaker 3: Were you unscathed?
Speaker 9: Unscathed? The car was pretty badly beaten up, but we
Speaker 9: were unscathed, that.
Speaker 3: Is, you know, you can only describe that as a miracle.
Speaker 9: Well, God was looking for me that night, because, as
Speaker 9: I said, the car spun out, we were less than
Speaker 9: a meter away from a tree which was wide and
Speaker 9: the CARF we'd hit that head on, we would have
Speaker 9: been killed outright.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so you said this happened thirty years ago.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thirty years ago.
Speaker 3: So there's no air bags and a lot I don't
Speaker 3: eve think seat belts were mandatory, were they?
Speaker 9: They were mandatory then? But it was a Volkswagen Beetle
Speaker 9: so and we had a pretty full tank of fuel
Speaker 9: and the fuel tanks right in front of the car.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: So yeah, as I said, we got out of the car.
Speaker 9: We were laughing. We were following my brother in his car,
Speaker 9: and he came back after about ten minutes wondering where
Speaker 9: the hell we were. He was very angry with us.
Speaker 9: And then you saw we were laughing and saw that
Speaker 9: we survived, so he see the funny side of it,
Speaker 9: but he wasn't very happy at.
Speaker 3: This incredible All right, Sean, thank you very much the story.
Speaker 3: It really wasn't your time to go. No, have a
Speaker 3: good run, all right, and thank you for sharing that
Speaker 3: with us. Pizza, good morning, by here you going. I
Speaker 3: good pizza. So it wasn't your time to go. What's
Speaker 3: your story?
Speaker 1: Well, actually it was actually my mate. We were at
Speaker 1: you know, when we're young and dumb. We were at
Speaker 1: my mate house was getting built, and we thought I'd
Speaker 1: be find a jump on top of a chipping container.
Speaker 1: And while we're jumping around and set to a cock
Speaker 1: and night, can't there thing and he full off. Now
Speaker 1: leaning up against the chip container was a hop of
Speaker 1: jagged steel and timber all that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 1: then there was a one meter gap and then there
Speaker 1: was a whole heap of reinforced rubble and other missilanious
Speaker 1: glass all that kind of stuff, and he landed mac
Speaker 1: dang and middll on his butt without scratch.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, clearly he wasn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's incredible. All right, Peter, thank you very much
Speaker 3: and cool.
Speaker 1: Thank thank you.
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell Show podcast. We got the outword tying Wester
Speaker 3: on the way right now. Last couple of stories saying
Speaker 3: it wasn't my time to go. Graham Is went to
Speaker 3: talk to us. Now, Graham, good morning, good day Christian.
Speaker 3: Now am I I'm good buddy, So it wasn't your
Speaker 3: time to go? What's your story?
Speaker 10: This actually happened just on Tuesday night. He was up
Speaker 10: cut and would help the bush and had this big
Speaker 10: long with it would there at the he plugs in
Speaker 10: and just cutting away daydream and sort of and this
Speaker 10: boy sawt in my head said check the oil in
Speaker 10: the floor, and I just sort of ignored it. Then
Speaker 10: something yelled at me and checked the oil. I walked
Speaker 10: over to you under the oil. Then I just this
Speaker 10: massive bang. Sorry, I'm just shaking a because I'm telling
Speaker 10: you because still a bit raw. And I looked up
Speaker 10: and the massive branch landed it right where I was standing.
Speaker 10: Second earlier sir, just sh it wasn't my time to go,
Speaker 10: was it?
Speaker 3: That's increment? This only happened two.
Speaker 10: Days ago, Yeah, Tuesday night. I'm still a bit a
Speaker 10: bit nervy about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah. They say when you have something like that, you
Speaker 3: have this adrenal dumping for days and that. You know,
Speaker 3: it's why animals, you see sometimes after they have a
Speaker 3: near that the experience for a fight, they when they
Speaker 3: walk away, they shake it off. It's literally to get
Speaker 3: your body moving again because you will that. Uh, that
Speaker 3: would have really affected you. When you say branch, I
Speaker 3: get the feeling you're describing You're you're under describing it.
Speaker 3: Do you mean like a great big tree trunk fell
Speaker 3: where you were a couple of seconds before.
Speaker 10: Yeah, pretty solid light branch probably I would have owned
Speaker 10: probably ten inches in diameter, you know, and probably thirty
Speaker 10: foot long or something. Climb me up.
Speaker 3: Isn't that incredible? When you say I always told you
Speaker 3: to go and check the oil, isn't that amazing?
Speaker 10: I can't believe it's a favorite pasted on me. I'll
Speaker 10: probably be checking the oil.
Speaker 3: Just go and check it again.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Today's Time Waste for them. This is something I'm excited
Speaker 3: about because you know how much I love talking about
Speaker 3: on the show Ancient Egypt. What are they playing at?
Speaker 3: Has twenty twenty not develops enough scary stuff? Why would
Speaker 3: they open up coffins from two and a half thousand
Speaker 3: years ago? Why would they think? What hell is gonna
Speaker 3: await us now in those coffins?
Speaker 4: What are you What kind of curse are you worried about?
Speaker 3: Well, I've told about the curse of touton car Moon,
Speaker 3: how everyone involved in going into the inner tomb died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they turned the pair off in London, they.
Speaker 3: Didn't turn the power off. The power went off when
Speaker 3: Howard Carter, the man that opened up the tomb of
Speaker 3: Tuton Carmou and the book boy king, the power went out.
Speaker 3: All the streets up of London went out because of
Speaker 3: the curse of Tuden Carmen. Now they're doing this, These
Speaker 3: coffins are sealed for good reasons, you know, are opening
Speaker 3: up coffins Egyptian ancient coff that have been silver for
Speaker 3: two and off one thousand years.
Speaker 4: It's our ratings go down at the end of the year.
Speaker 3: Is this? Now?
Speaker 4: Will know? Why is this?
Speaker 3: And tripping him and get back to number one. That's
Speaker 3: the curse. Eddie's behind this. I'm telling you conspiracy theory.
Speaker 3: You heard it here first.
Speaker 12: Now.
Speaker 3: A couple of weeks ago, I was talking about how
Speaker 3: they'd mastually get the what the voice would sound like
Speaker 3: of an ancient Egyptian young prince NeSSI Aamun who was
Speaker 3: three thousand years old. And this scientist spent seven years
Speaker 3: to get this right, spending seven years of the life
Speaker 3: right every year, they going, you must have analyzed from
Speaker 3: his vocal is larynx what he would have sounded up
Speaker 3: right now, I'm going to need another five years, guys, Okay,
Speaker 3: seven years. He gathers everyone together and all you get
Speaker 3: is this. I mean, that's it. Seven years of your
Speaker 3: life and all you've got is this science doesn't thank you, sir.
Speaker 4: That's a guy who's done his homework the night before.
Speaker 4: Hey have you got that voice of the Pharaoh?
Speaker 3: I reckon he'd spent all the recent much many years
Speaker 3: ago and gambling each and now he just got some
Speaker 3: sound effect. This isn't anyone. No one sounds like this
Speaker 3: anyway today. Cue Egyptian music sitting are from Macy DC.
Speaker 3: At what time wasted today is ancient Egyptian songs. We're
Speaker 3: going off on one here, aren't we ancient Egyptian songs?
Speaker 3: All right? Ancient Egyptian songs? You ready, Jackie boy? Ready,
Speaker 3: I Sphinx. We're alone? Now?
Speaker 4: Oh God?
Speaker 3: Plus, I Sphinx? We're alone?
Speaker 4: Making me cross out my Sphinx one? It's just not
Speaker 4: as good Pharaoh?
Speaker 3: Is it me? You're looking for Pharaoh?
Speaker 1: Is it me?
Speaker 3: You're looking for cartouche?
Speaker 11: This?
Speaker 3: Who's cartos Cartoushe isn't it? Who is? What is the cartoos?
Speaker 3: She's an ancient calf scroll. Like I said, this is
Speaker 3: in my wheelhouse. I know too much about ancient Egyptian history.
Speaker 3: Cartoosis Papyrus. Don't preach.
Speaker 4: Oh no, you've just my only good one.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. All right, two more than I'm done.
Speaker 3: Things that make you go too gold? Can I get?
Speaker 3: This will be my first ever all gold run of
Speaker 3: the year. I'm looking at two here. She's wisely stuck
Speaker 3: in the pyramidal with you gold. Yes, go run folks.
Speaker 3: All right, Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 4: It's a series of things I've crossed out because now
Speaker 4: I'm embarrassed to go up.
Speaker 3: Against ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics.
Speaker 4: The only thing I really have left that it's any good.
Speaker 4: Of course, we all know the word bar b a
Speaker 4: that means the physical vitality present in every living thing.
Speaker 4: Essentially the soul.
Speaker 3: You can't explain, funny, Come.
Speaker 4: On, essentially everybody's soul is the bar that's right, yeah, baby,
Speaker 4: bar bar bar bye bye.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 3: This already, even as starter with opening up those coffins
Speaker 3: is taking Jack's funny bone. That's not what you've got.
Speaker 4: The reason I really wanted to do an en sinc
Speaker 4: song is because Ba ba who sings that n sphinx?
Speaker 12: Now?
Speaker 3: That is a goal.
Speaker 4: That's all I've got.
Speaker 3: I've got one I didn't do. Do you want to
Speaker 3: do it? Thank you?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: Can you pass that to Jet's that one there? I
Speaker 3: circled it for you. I've just found one more ancient
Speaker 3: Egyptian songs. What have you got? Can you read this
Speaker 3: writing code for me?
Speaker 4: Simply? Simply, simply the fee.
Speaker 3: Simply the fez, simply the fairs. You can have a
Speaker 3: gold for my Okay, alright, what have you got ancient
Speaker 3: Egyptian songs? Isn't that hard to read my handwriting? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Especially because you use the big sharpie use like it's
Speaker 4: one word per a four page. But it's still had
Speaker 4: to read.
Speaker 3: The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Good morning to listener. Pats
Speaker 3: are pats Ah.
Speaker 4: She's listening. Hello, pats Hey, I've been meaning to say
Speaker 4: as well. I hope you're feeling better.
Speaker 3: And why didn't you do it with flowers or a
Speaker 3: gift like I did the the day that arrived Monday.
Speaker 4: Yep, I'm going to have when you return, Pats, I'm
Speaker 4: gonna have flowers waiting for you in the studio.
Speaker 3: Pat's his message is still way too much explanation in
Speaker 3: the time waste today from posty.
Speaker 4: Ah, your flowers are gone.
Speaker 3: Producer Tom just said me, by the way, I don't
Speaker 3: think Patsy's going to be around to do the time. Sorry,
Speaker 3: I do double thumbs up. Fright of you guys. All right,
Speaker 3: So she doesn't fancy even though she's she's off because
Speaker 3: she had surgery last week and she's recovering. She doesn't
Speaker 3: want to be on the phone at six am tomorrow
Speaker 3: just to talk about what's going on at kmart. I
Speaker 3: don't know who Patsy is right now. They's so strange
Speaker 3: I mean, anyone who's off because they've had surgery, can't
Speaker 3: sit up right right now, wants the chance to speak
Speaker 3: on the radio at six am about what they're enjoying
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 4: Lo called TV shows.
Speaker 3: They said, yes, yeah, perhaps he got fat. She sent
Speaker 3: another one here, saying pathetic.
Speaker 4: Jack about the flowers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you send those flowers.
Speaker 4: Okay, No, they're going to be in her mailbox tomorrow's.
Speaker 3: Flowers in a melbo. Hang in a minute, where's the music?
Speaker 3: I got the wrong one? There we go. Let's go
Speaker 3: back in time to ancient Egypt for today's time waster.
Speaker 3: Ancient Egyptian songs. They're opening up the tombs that have
Speaker 3: been sealed for two and a half thousand years. Why
Speaker 3: do that this year? Why?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: Ancient Egyptian songs? You were ready to.
Speaker 4: Mark ready, mummy Mia right start Gold.
Speaker 3: Knocking on Pharaoh's door.
Speaker 4: Oh gold plus David, that's very good.
Speaker 3: We don't need another pharaoh.
Speaker 4: Silver Lisa uh toon Camun Eileen, not quite there, Bronze, boom, boom,
Speaker 4: shake the throne room Silver, Summer of sixty nine BC.
Speaker 3: Gold, Gerard, well done. I want to dance with mummy body.
Speaker 4: Totally creepy and I like.
Speaker 3: Excavating my staysy. No, it's not can't tuck this gold
Speaker 3: five hundred niles proclaimers gold Uh katacomb as you are. Oh,
Speaker 3: oh wow, that's very good. Someone's been googling. Let's get
Speaker 3: higher glypher. Let's get higher glyph physical instead of physical
Speaker 3: bronze Uh, John Rob well done, Camel Eileen Gold. We
Speaker 3: can't do dude wears my right. We need a break
Speaker 3: at least one shot of five. But the five dude
Speaker 3: words mind that have been crowbat in. No, we're not
Speaker 3: doing them. Encourage them. Wake me up before you Pharaoh
Speaker 3: Silver plus shut up your fairs, our old friend Joe
Speaker 3: Dolce from who's calling? Alice? Well done? Who let the
Speaker 3: mummies out?
Speaker 4: Silver?
Speaker 3: Tanya, Baby, you can drive my ra Ah, Yes, we
Speaker 3: all know the ra ancient sun god.
Speaker 4: We do all know the ra Gold. Uh Babyloni has
Speaker 4: got back Silver plus. Uh, baby, you can drive my
Speaker 4: chariot bronze.
Speaker 3: Who ra are you?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 12: Who?
Speaker 3: Who?
Speaker 11: Who?
Speaker 4: Silver?
Speaker 3: Enter the two man?
Speaker 4: You know the music stop dating, yes.
Speaker 3: So much. It's like the Oscars, isn't it with the
Speaker 3: music actually stops As the opposite the Christian O'Connell Show podcast,