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Speaker 1: This is the Will and Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Sean McCalls in the studio on next case.

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Speaker 3: He's a comedian, act.

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Speaker 4: To write and television presenter.

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Speaker 5: Please welcome to the show, Sel mccarlob.

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Speaker 6: That's me, Yes, hello, welcome, Yes, thank you very much.

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Speaker 6: That's a very nice, very well produced introduction. It wasn't

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Speaker 6: doing that for everybody and just put my name in today, wouldn't.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't have worked.

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Speaker 6: There's a lot of a lot of other stuff to variable, right,

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Speaker 6: it's not a template. That's good, thank you very much.

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Speaker 7: I mean the audio is a template. It's always the sun,

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Speaker 7: back and track, the.

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Speaker 6: Applause, and you're using doing words. There were verbs in there,

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Speaker 6: you would use verbs. Might have been a.

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Speaker 1: Few verbs in there.

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Speaker 5: I mean, I didn't write invite the opener, that's for sure.

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Speaker 8: What do you do?

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Speaker 5: That's a good question, ask you questions. Are you ready

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Speaker 5: for that?

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Speaker 3: Sure?

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Speaker 1: You used to also be a bit of a radio legend.

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Speaker 6: Ray video, Yes, a so called vaga before you were born,

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Speaker 6: I imagine.

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Speaker 5: No, I know we were around then.

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Speaker 6: The test signal did very well, but we were the first.

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Speaker 6: One time we had a test signal, I think just

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Speaker 6: played three songs in circulation did very well, and then

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Speaker 6: we came on dropped really never made.

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Speaker 5: A music does better than the talking.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Well, despite that unsuccess, we want to see Sean

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Speaker 4: McAuliffe if you've still got it. So it's been eight, nine, ten,

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Speaker 4: twenty years since that radio show has been on.

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Speaker 7: Is there an idea that you didn't do back.

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Speaker 4: Then or is there an idea that's sort of kicking

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Speaker 4: around in your brain that you'd love to try and

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Speaker 4: do right now on the show?

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Speaker 6: Well, I had an idea that was always shouted down.

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Speaker 6: It was what we did. What we used to do

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Speaker 6: is we used to ask a question and then we

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Speaker 6: asked people to ring in and talk to us kind

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Speaker 6: of phone topic. Yeah, phone, Yeah, it was a call. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: And really I always did I always, I always wanted

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Speaker 6: to do this one. When you're brushing your teeth, Yeah yeah,

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Speaker 6: How far can you drift from the bathroom while brushing

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Speaker 6: your teeth in the house?

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Speaker 1: That is absolutely?

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Speaker 6: Can you go to the lound room? Is that okay?

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Speaker 6: Is bedroom?

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Speaker 5: Okay?

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Speaker 1: Lound room, kitchen, kitchen.

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Speaker 4: That is brilliant okay, And can we start talking about

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Speaker 4: what activities you can also be doing while brushing your teeth?

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Speaker 1: And then do we bring that.

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Speaker 6: Insurance and how you dressed? You also may bee flossing.

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Speaker 6: I think that that might be for this third or

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Speaker 6: fourth segment that we get out of this when people

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Speaker 6: we can go for the rest how many people?

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Speaker 2: Six wives and phone number? We're gonna throw it over

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Speaker 2: to you guys. Anyone exc how far can you stray

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Speaker 2: from the bathroom? And we're measuring this in terms of

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Speaker 2: rooms rather than meters?

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Speaker 6: I think so, because yeah, so I think that's better. Right, Yeah,

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Speaker 6: that's interesting.

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Speaker 3: Okay, do you have.

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Speaker 4: A point of contention before we throw to our listeners, like,

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Speaker 4: do you have a.

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Speaker 6: I think a bedroom's okay. I think the bedrooms, especially

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Speaker 6: if it's an no suite bedroom's okay. But even if

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Speaker 6: it isn't a non suitet, I think bedroom is fine.

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Speaker 6: Corridor two bedroom is okay. I just don't know about

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Speaker 6: the lound room of the kitchen. I just too far.

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Speaker 5: Don't show which room can you stray into when brushing

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Speaker 6: I don't want to judge though.

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Speaker 5: No, no, absolutely not to show. Absolutely not. Sean mccrlos

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Speaker 5: in the studio, Hello, he's a greedy.

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Speaker 2: Man show on micrlof's so greedy and faith he is

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Speaker 2: coming here and devised his own phone topic as well,

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Speaker 2: something that he wanted to do on radio ten or

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Speaker 2: twelve years ago.

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Speaker 3: Thirty one and six five's the phone number.

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Speaker 2: How far from the bathroom can you stray whilst brushing

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Speaker 2: your teeth?

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Speaker 3: And I think, God, I thought you were.

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Speaker 2: Doing that with your mouth for a second, and I'm good,

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Speaker 5: Layla's called Layla. What are your thoughts? Which we're measuring

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Speaker 5: this in rooms, I'll remind you.

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Speaker 3: So which how far can you stray in a house

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Speaker 9: Hey, guys, I saw I wake up the bus and

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Speaker 9: is right next to my bedroom. I started brushing my teeth.

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Speaker 9: I make my way downstairs, let the captin feed them.

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Speaker 10: Take them back outside, and go back upstairs. So yeah,

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Speaker 6: Wow, that's pretty interesting. I didn't even think of about

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Speaker 6: how high you would be while doing it. The fact

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Speaker 4: That is surely surely walking down steps is treacherous for spillage.

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Speaker 6: Well I spoke, no, you could get what from what?

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Speaker 6: Toothpaste out of your mouth?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Well you guys don't issues with spillage.

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Speaker 6: No, never, I've never had.

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Speaker 3: That problem at all.

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Speaker 1: Toast you using how much?

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Speaker 6: How much toothpaste to load my whole brush?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 6: No, you put one pelot on me, one one pellet

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Speaker 6: of toothpaste. That's all you need even if you.

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Speaker 5: Were spilling over. Don't you do that thing where you

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Speaker 5: go and you kind of suck it in as you go.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's Treacherous's a hard thing to do walking downstairs

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Speaker 5: I don't think having walking downstairs.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever gone down You're gone up up the

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's scary for me? Is it burnt hands?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 5: Wow, let's go to it.

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Speaker 3: Well, you need some tablets, something, something.

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Speaker 6: You can't keep the toothpaste in your mouth or the

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Speaker 4: How far can you stray from the bathroom when you're

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Speaker 12: So you know, when you are brushing your teeth, sometimes

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Speaker 12: early in the morning. You're just not really thinking what

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Speaker 12: you're doing. I strayed all the way to my car,

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Speaker 1: That's interesting.

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Speaker 6: What did you think that thing was in your mouth?

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Speaker 6: Do you think you had a pipe?

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Speaker 12: Didn't? I didn't think it was like six six thirty am.

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Speaker 12: It was like cold.

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Speaker 6: You know that wasn't my did you did you turn

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Speaker 12: I continued on. I sort of I had to keep

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Speaker 5: So you stopped down and then picked it up again

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Speaker 5: when you got there. Yeah, extrawdinary and I you.

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Speaker 12: Know, I left the bathroom, so I needed another bathroom.

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Speaker 1: You need to rinse. You needed to rinse, obviously you

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Speaker 1: need the fluid there to rinse. That makes sense.

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Speaker 6: I thought what I thought maybe ten meters. I didn't

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Speaker 6: think in terms of kilometers. This is a good topic.

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Speaker 1: Why wasn't I allowed.

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Speaker 5: To do a fascinating You've got an expert.

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Speaker 1: We've got an expert to bring it here.

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Speaker 4: We've got Isabella, and Isabella you speak with some authority here.

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Speaker 1: You're a dental assistant and.

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Speaker 13: You I am a dental assistant.

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Speaker 14: I've got a lot of experience Yeah, here we go.

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Speaker 7: We'll go on oye whole.

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Speaker 15: You don't even need to spin anything out. You even

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Speaker 15: can just swallow the toothpace because good for it's extra

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Speaker 15: the liver. Don't even worry about spinning, just swallow and

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Speaker 15: suck it all up and liking up to the kitchen

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Speaker 15: everywhere you.

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Speaker 6: Steve, that's interesting, Yes you did know. That's okay. I'll

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Speaker 6: answer to anything, so Steve, my head will turn your

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Speaker 6: only way to Sean, do you swallow?

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Speaker 1: Steve?

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Speaker 5: All sorts of weird?

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Speaker 6: I'm so levels Well, okay, now, so what was that

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Speaker 6: was that? I'm asking you what that lady's name was?

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Speaker 5: Isabella?

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Speaker 6: Isabella is a dental hygienis again my mother, who's not

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Speaker 6: qualified in anyway, so that we should I should never

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Speaker 6: swallow follow the toothpaste. Yes, it's bad for you. I

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Speaker 6: become radioactive in some way.

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Speaker 2: I thought that was an outrageous comment. I feel like

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Speaker 1: I agree with that.

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Speaker 3: She says she just goes anywhere.

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Speaker 5: Sucks and swallows a toothpaste.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, insane, it nearly was. Yeah, can can you is

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Speaker 6: there any way you can block that number from everyone?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: We can good. I don't know how to do it,

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Speaker 5: Had to do it, might be able to kill her.

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Speaker 6: She would block all the Steves.

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Speaker 1: Don't sorry about that short.

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Speaker 5: Thanks for coming in, Shawn, Yes, thank you very much, pleasure.

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Speaker 3: Thanks so much.

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Speaker 14: Mate.

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Speaker 6: Look, it's always a pleasure to talk to you. I'm

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Speaker 6: glad to be able to do it in person.

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Speaker 5: It was a wonderful topic.

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Speaker 3: In the end, you think this is the Will and

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Speaker 3: Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: There's a story on TikToker A vets shared some of

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Speaker 2: the names. They are outrageous names as well that he's

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Speaker 2: had to call out to owners at his vet of

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Speaker 2: the animals. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, so so he walked

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Speaker 2: out with a pet. He so, Sergeant Sniffers is a

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Speaker 2: name for a pet. That's pretty good, Sir Francis Duke

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Speaker 2: of Mewington.

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Speaker 1: That's that's solid.

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Speaker 3: Apparently the owner said, we just call him Sir.

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Speaker 5: Paul McCartney.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, cool, spicy Mexican hot sauce. There was also

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Speaker 2: one name Boogers.

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Speaker 5: Outrageous pet names.

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Speaker 3: Outrageous pet names.

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Speaker 2: But instead of doing the topic that you've probably heard

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Speaker 2: a billion times on radio, what's the most outrageous pet

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Speaker 2: name you've.

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Speaker 1: Got We're not doing that.

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Speaker 3: No, we won't be doing that, No, absolutely not.

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Speaker 2: I thought what be a good idea instead is if

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Speaker 2: I could call a VET and then if you can,

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna want You've got a song and you can

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Speaker 2: write down as many as many or as much pet

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Speaker 2: And I've got to try and read them out to

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Speaker 2: the line and convince them they're actually my pets.

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Speaker 1: Nice. I like this.

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Speaker 3: I like this, yes, but I won't be calling as will.

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Speaker 4: Do you have to become this disgusting individual's at some

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Speaker 16: He's putting a few kekes recally, Ken would never heals

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Speaker 1: So he's on carrots and homous.

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Speaker 2: I mean every now and then you seek down to

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Speaker 3: Of course, cravings like cravings, Yeah, a better an.

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Speaker 2: Issue with the skin folds at the moment, obviously lost

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Speaker 1: What are you wait for?

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Speaker 3: I got my daughter's wedding coming up.

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Speaker 1: So you have a daughter. Someone had a child, She.

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Speaker 3: Asked me to MC what a poor woman. I'm a

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Speaker 2: Day though, to be honest, because so much waye Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I'm just skin folds.

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Speaker 3: I have to wipe out them. It's almost like cottage cheese.

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Speaker 3: It develops under the folds.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 3: It's got to be a bit smell to itself. Actually

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Speaker 3: comes to your wedding day.

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Speaker 1: Disgusting.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to be sinking it up as the MC.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but better than you look spelled though.

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Speaker 3: Kiff, Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, when the Photoski, That's why.

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Speaker 3: I always say you can't smell in the photos. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: just said my girlfriends.

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Speaker 1: You've got multiple girlfriends.

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Speaker 3: I had them, have girlfriends for days.

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Speaker 1: I just don't believe that, Kiff, No, I wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 5: I won't go shong on those.

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Speaker 3: Is gonna call a v speach him. Outrageous pet names?

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Speaker 2: Really right now, we are about to be pranking events

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Speaker 2: to see how many outrageous cat names we can actually

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Speaker 2: get across the line. Woods, you've got a list of

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Speaker 2: them that you've written down with the producers over the song.

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Speaker 2: I haven't seen these yet. Yes, I'm going to be

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Speaker 2: reading them out to the vet.

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Speaker 5: That's the challenge.

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Speaker 2: I won't be reading them out as well, though, I'll

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Speaker 2: be reading them as Kevin.

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Speaker 4: All right, and he is the best opener in the

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Speaker 4: game and open for the most disgusting human being.

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Speaker 2: Would I don't care, Jesus, this is a sick man.

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Speaker 2: Give me a break, mate, don't cheese greater abs.

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Speaker 3: Cheese in my abs.

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Speaker 2: It's previlely still you discuss what a cottage cheese? One

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Speaker 2: of my calling I'm calling you a bit of a

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Speaker 2: cat guy. I know I've got a few cats.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've got a whole lot of cats. You

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Speaker 1: won't have poked them in for a service. And then

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Speaker 1: I'm sure the moment will.

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Speaker 4: Come where she goes he or she will say, can

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Speaker 4: I have the names of the cats? And then I'm

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Speaker 1: You have to read them?

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Speaker 3: Anybody catch?

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Speaker 1: Have I got six cats?

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Speaker 5: Kick cats?

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Speaker 1: Six cats?

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Speaker 13: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Wi?

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Speaker 2: Six alright, chicks cats, and I've lost them. I'm putting

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Speaker 2: them in for an appointment?

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Speaker 1: Yes, right, okay?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? And the problem what's your name? What's your name? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: Okay, Kevin Watlas, give him your cure. I think my

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Speaker 17: Me a call cats, don't you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right. So I've got a few pussies. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: this is about siks of him, I reckon.

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Speaker 5: It's hard to know.

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Speaker 2: It's jump times to lose the eight of him generally

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Speaker 2: seeks I can count, but yeah, just sure looking to

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Speaker 2: registering with you guys?

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Speaker 17: Yeah, I can definitely add their details onto our system.

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Speaker 17: That's fine.

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Speaker 14: Let me.

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Speaker 3: You're a great man. You're a great man.

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Speaker 17: All right, give me two seconds. Let's go on through.

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Speaker 17: What was your name again?

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Speaker 3: Sorry?

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Speaker 14: Mate?

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Speaker 3: Kevin? Walters and Walters?

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Speaker 17: What's your Do you have like an email address?

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Speaker 18: Kevin?

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Speaker 17: We can add to the system.

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Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely so. It's hot dog Boy hot b O y. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: it's actually b O. I sorry to be Yep, it's

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Speaker 2: a trendy one at gmail dot com.

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Speaker 3: That's where you can.

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Speaker 17: Find Yeah, I'll add the cats on there, Kevin, were

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Speaker 17: still individually fire away? What's the first one?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: So first one is well I think it was a he,

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Speaker 2: but she's got she's got a girl's name.

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Speaker 3: It's hell of a bottom catter?

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Speaker 17: How do you want me to spell? This is going

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Speaker 17: to be more for your benefit than when when you

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Speaker 2: Just so you can find her. Yeah, well it's it's

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Speaker 2: pretty simple. It's hell of us so h.

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Speaker 5: E l u V A hell of r yep.

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Speaker 2: And then the word bottom obviously your dairy, your touch,

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Speaker 2: however you like to.

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Speaker 3: Call that, and then catter so c A T T

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Speaker 17: D sex at all.

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Speaker 3: I couldn't tell you.

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Speaker 17: All right, what's the girl's name for a way? Next one?

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Speaker 3: Next one is definitely a girl. Her name is pussy wagon.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, or one word?

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Speaker 3: No? No, two words?

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Speaker 2: All right, yeah, no, pussy wagon, two words surname wagon,

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Speaker 2: wagon by name, wagon, pussy by reputation. I space third

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Speaker 2: one here, my third leg.

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Speaker 17: Just go back to the girl for one second. After

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Speaker 17: that one, give me tell me what the wagon one

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Speaker 17: so you can tell you, Yeah, so you can tell

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Speaker 17: for her too.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, beautiful, all right, okay, well she's a Bengal.

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Speaker 3: She's a Bengal.

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Speaker 17: And what color?

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Speaker 2: Oh she's like, you know, like that sort of leopard

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Speaker 2: print sort of style like most Bengals.

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Speaker 3: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 17: Yeah, all right, we'll go to my third leg.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, my third leg is in the next one?

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Speaker 17: Oh, sorry, how how old? What's my third leg? I

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Speaker 17: shouldn't put that in my third leg?

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Speaker 2: She's I think I was trying to know with my

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Speaker 2: third she's she's again.

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Speaker 3: I found her. She's an interesting one.

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Speaker 4: You know.

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Speaker 2: She's probably I'm gonna say probably, probably she's quite old,

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Speaker 2: somewhere between nine and yeah, let's say nine.

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Speaker 3: No, somebody between nine and twelve.

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Speaker 2: I'd say, all right, what's.

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Speaker 17: The next one? Neck, Kevin.

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Speaker 5: The next one's Harry Puss.

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Speaker 17: Harry Puss. Yeah, what breed?

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Speaker 3: Nick, I've got to come gladen.

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Speaker 5: This is my name is Will. I'm calling from a

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Speaker 17: I thought I thought I was getting a little bit ridiculous.

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Speaker 5: Well and which one?

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Speaker 1: Nick? You were so professional.

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Speaker 4: Nick, you realize this, but you literally said the sentence

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Speaker 4: how old is my third leg?

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Speaker 17: Without Oh my god, boys, I listen. I listen to

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Speaker 5: Thanks so much, mate, We really appreciate it.

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Speaker 17: I'll delete what I put on the system now.

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Speaker 3: Willing Woody.

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Speaker 7: That's the more in just a bit, The Will and

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Speaker 7: Woody Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one oh six five. What's the worst thing your

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Speaker 5: Aaron, what were you asked to do okay.

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Speaker 18: About thirty five years ago, I lived in Queensland and

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Speaker 18: my boss would make me go out with him on

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Speaker 18: to know and the people in that restaurant to know

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Speaker 18: that he's happening in a fee Oh why? And I

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Speaker 18: that could go outside again.

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Speaker 4: Oh are you getting double time? Because it's Friday night,

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Speaker 4: it's after hours. Are you getting double pay?

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Speaker 9: There?

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Speaker 18: I got paid for dinner.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, So you were not upset with the gig, then, Aaron,

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Speaker 2: it wasn't.

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Speaker 5: The worst gig in the world.

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Speaker 18: Then, Oh yeah, that's close, isn't it.

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Speaker 5: Get a free meal? You get a free meal, get

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Speaker 5: paid for it.

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Speaker 2: I mean you'd wash your hands every time when she

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Speaker 2: came back in from outside.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, well, she used.

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Speaker 5: To duck outside with it. Well, she used to duck

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Speaker 5: outside with the boss. That's what he's saying, and that

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Speaker 5: he'd sit there for two hours and he had to

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Speaker 5: come back. It's pretty wild that's paid for it, bood.

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Speaker 7: No, well only at dinner.

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Speaker 5: You got a free meal.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's your Friday night will Michelle.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, it's got Rochelle.

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Speaker 4: Rochelle, you're a pharmacy assistant and there was a request

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Speaker 4: that was outside your job description.

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Speaker 13: Yes, guys, Hi, Yeah, I was a pharmacy assistant nineteen

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Speaker 13: years of age and the boss used to get me

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Speaker 2: Oh bloody hell wow, I mean that is Can there

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Speaker 2: be a few bosses that pull that one?

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Speaker 4: And so when you say he made you and your

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Speaker 4: like a tight as is here, but how much is

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Speaker 12: No, he was a tight ars.

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Speaker 13: He used to just say, oh, come on, Marget, you

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 13: And I just used to use the after scissors and

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Speaker 13: you know, how does stringe across the front? And I

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Speaker 13: was really paranoyd that he just.

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Speaker 10: Wanted to look at my chest.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's technico.

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Speaker 2: Oh God, thanks for taking advantage of you, and now

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Speaker 2: I don't want to get two on my high horse

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Speaker 2: because apparently there are people out here in the airlock

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Speaker 2: our team who aren't so happy with There's been some

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Speaker 7: Well, this wasn't you, boys, but I did.

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Speaker 2: You.

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Speaker 11: Used to work with quite a whole high profile radio

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Speaker 11: he said it didn't smell piny enough, so he made

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Speaker 11: tree so it smelt more Christmas tree.

458
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Speaker 1: Like, wow, Wow, that's a lot. That's a lot.

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Speaker 6: Wow.

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Speaker 1: Does anyone else.

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Speaker 5: Have a There's been some punches being pulled outside. I

462
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Speaker 5: can sense that going on. There's one of our.

463
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Speaker 2: Team who's a little bit reluctant to come forward. I

464
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Speaker 2: can see it on her.

465
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Speaker 5: Come on, come on, what have we done?

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Speaker 1: Is this about? Will? You are a bit of a DA.

467
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Speaker 3: Feels like it's not about you, guys. You can take

468
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Speaker 3: a cigh of relief.

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Speaker 1: I work on the three pm pick up as well,

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Speaker 1: and sometimes.

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Speaker 5: Surely just say another show in another life, what are

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Speaker 5: you doing?

473
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Speaker 17: Sometimes I have to book appointments for Kate Langbrook.

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Speaker 1: Just like beauty appointments and.

475
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Speaker 2: Book Kate you book Kate Langbrooks vaxings, don't you No?

476
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Speaker 1: Just a massages and Cairo appointments. That's good stuff. I

477
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Speaker 1: love Kate Langbrook. That is awesome. When you get to

478
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Speaker 1: her level though, you can do it. You want, Mary

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Speaker 1: thirty one and six five.

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Speaker 5: This is your boss.

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Speaker 9: Hi, guys, how I am very well?

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Speaker 3: Thank you very well?

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Speaker 10: All right.

484
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Speaker 9: So my boss once so he was married, he cheated

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Speaker 9: on his wife and he caught committeer and him and

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Speaker 9: his wife were actually trying to have a baby at

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Speaker 9: the time. So he asked me to find a multi

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Speaker 9: vitamin that came in capsules, so we could empty the

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Speaker 9: capsules and then crush the committee medicine, put it in

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Speaker 9: the capsule and give it to his wife so she

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Speaker 9: could get cured.

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Speaker 12: From the commedia, oh.

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Speaker 5: My god, gosh, and we have a winner.

494
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Speaker 2: The Will and.

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Speaker 7: Woody podcast Acts of Kindness.

496
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Speaker 4: It's a bit of a viral trend at the moment

497
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Speaker 4: where people film themselves doing random acts of kindness on

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Speaker 4: the streets, and naturally these videos go really really well

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Speaker 4: on social media. But more recently it started a topic

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Speaker 4: of conversation as to whether these acts of kindness are

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Speaker 4: actually a good thing.

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Speaker 7: So I'll use the examiners. In the news today, this

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Speaker 7: bloke called Harrison Paul Luck.

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Speaker 3: Who's shocking name.

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Speaker 7: Shocking name, Harrison Paul Poor.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Harrison Paul Luck. He's big on the tox though.

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Speaker 4: This guy's got three point two million followers on TikTok

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Speaker 4: and his latest video basically involved him walking up to

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Speaker 4: an elderly lady in a food court and he has

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Speaker 4: flowers in his hands and goes, oh, can you hold

511
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Speaker 4: these for two seconds? Hands as some flowers, and then

512
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Speaker 4: he puts puts a jacket on and then just walks away.

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Speaker 4: And it's a random act of kindness because he's given

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Speaker 4: a stranger a bouquet of flowers.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, what's the jacket got to do with it?

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Speaker 4: Well, it was because he was like, Oh, I need

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Speaker 4: you to hold these while I put my jacket on.

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Speaker 7: Ah, right, So that was selling the bit.

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Speaker 1: And then he walked away.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, this woman has done an interview and she's basically

521
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Speaker 4: said that she wasn't asked for consent for the video

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Speaker 4: and she really didn't like it at all.

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Speaker 10: An old woman, elderly woman in a heartbreaking tale.

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Speaker 3: I just was you know quite a few and that

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Speaker 3: this is a random.

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Speaker 14: Act of kindness is to be challenged.

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Speaker 5: Really, wow, she.

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Speaker 3: Is where we get that from current affair?

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Speaker 4: I think I think it was wow somewhere from the

530
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Speaker 4: ABC's or something far more serious show. Seriously, I thought

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Speaker 4: it was an interesting question to ask you, though, I'm

532
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Speaker 4: interesting for us to discuss. Do you reckon when you

533
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Speaker 4: film and use a random active kindness and then put

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Speaker 4: it on social media it is actually.

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Speaker 7: A negative thing to do?

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Speaker 1: Or do you reckon?

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Speaker 4: It's still a good thing to do, even if you

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Speaker 4: effectively exploit the active kindness to boost potentially social media numbers.

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Speaker 3: Good question, Thanks for coming on the program.

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Speaker 2: Would I Actually the funny thing is you and I

541
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Speaker 2: a few years ago did this thing called a Thousand

542
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Speaker 2: Good Deeds in the studio here where we tried you

543
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Speaker 2: a thousand Good Things at the radio station, and it

544
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Speaker 2: was with our friend Hugh Van Kyleenberg, and he was

545
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Speaker 2: the first one to explain to us that when you

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Speaker 2: do a good deed to somebody, you release this chemical cordoxtocin,

547
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Speaker 2: which makes you feel really good. Obviously, so you feel

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Speaker 2: good and if the deed is right, it makes the

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Speaker 2: other person feel good as well. But then it has

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Speaker 2: this multiplication effect whereby people watching the good deed also.

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Speaker 3: Start to feel good about themselves.

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Speaker 2: And the example he famously used was when if you

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Speaker 2: let somebody in in traffic, then you know, initially you

554
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Speaker 2: might not let the person in, but then when you

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Speaker 2: see someone go out of their way to let somebody

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Speaker 2: else in, you go, oh, that.

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Speaker 3: Was a really nice thing to do, particularly if you're

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Speaker 3: on the other end of it.

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Speaker 2: And so if you can broadcast that to a bigger audience,

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Speaker 2: then all of a sudden, you know, it's like viral warfare,

561
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Speaker 2: but with oxytocin, you know, you're just spreading it all

562
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Speaker 2: over the planet. And either that's a beautiful thing. So

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Speaker 2: I want to put that to one side. I reckon

564
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Speaker 2: that that and I know we had a lot of

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Speaker 2: people reach out to us and say that was a

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Speaker 2: really really impactful thing that we did and it really

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Speaker 2: helped them.

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Speaker 4: And I enjoy watching acts of kindness exact media. There's

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Speaker 4: an Instagram page called upworthy, which is pretty much just

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Speaker 4: that it's just like epic acts of kindness and you

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Speaker 4: feel good watching them.

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Speaker 2: However, I think it has to come with the cave

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Speaker 2: it or two caveats first and foremost biting your nails.

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Speaker 1: I was just getting a bit of food. That's a

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Speaker 1: real deep.

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Speaker 3: Couple of caves.

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Speaker 5: First cavere, I reckon.

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Speaker 2: The The intent is big for me, and I don't

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Speaker 2: know why, but if I, if I had a whiff

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Speaker 2: of the fact that somebody was doing an active kindness

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Speaker 2: to get follows, all of a sudden it negates the

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Speaker 2: active kind Because that's.

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Speaker 4: This elderly woman who said that she was just having

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Speaker 4: a nice bit of a loan time in a food

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Speaker 4: called like why do I need flowers?

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Speaker 2: And it's a burden for her, all of a sudden

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Speaker 2: she doesn't want them. It's rubbish effectively for her as well.

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Speaker 2: And then that, you know, but that comes down to,

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Speaker 2: as I said before, the quality of the deed. So,

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Speaker 2: for example, the other day, one of the thousand good

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Speaker 2: deeds that we did, you walked into a hair salon

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Speaker 2: and shouted the whole salon.

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Speaker 1: That was such a stitch up.

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Speaker 5: No I stitched you up with that.

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Speaker 2: But for all, for the five women sitting there getting

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Speaker 2: their hair done, that was no skin off their nose.

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Speaker 3: Great surprise, they were blown away like the.

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Speaker 5: Very good. But they loved it.

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Speaker 4: And I actually weirdly, and I'm the biggest tit us

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Speaker 4: in the world, but I weirdly loved it seeing how

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Speaker 4: much joy it brought you.

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Speaker 5: But you weren't getting them out of it.

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Speaker 2: You weren't put them out of their way, you weren't

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Speaker 2: putting them in a place where they felt pitied, and

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Speaker 2: they weren't giving them something that was a nuisance, right, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: And I feel I can't help but think all this

607
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Speaker 2: is a question for you. Does the gesture of the gift,

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Speaker 2: just the fact that you're giving a gift, negate the

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Speaker 2: fact that you're giving a bad gift.

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Speaker 4: And I always think, yes, yeah, even if people give

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Speaker 4: me a crap gift, it's the effort that counts, right,

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Speaker 4: those have actually tried though, Yes, you know sometimes.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm saying, That's what I'm saying. If it's

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Speaker 5: a crap gift, it's a really crap gift, as.

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Speaker 4: Long as you can tell when someone's tried, like, yes, oh, yes,

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Speaker 4: I gave you a telescope once and all that telescope

617
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Speaker 4: did for twelve years, and I really appreciate you're holding

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Speaker 4: onto that telescope was game cobwebs.

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Speaker 3: But you probably saw one redmon.

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Speaker 1: I remember it was the second day you got it.

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Speaker 1: We took that trip and we looked at the moon. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but the yeah, and that was it.

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Speaker 3: You went and looked for a telescope and went and

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Speaker 3: found it was everything.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, well I bought it off. Gum tray was secondhand.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: What about when you bought me a steamer for my

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Speaker 3: thirtieth birthday?

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Speaker 1: This is one of the positive examples.

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Speaker 4: Have you ever been one hundred percent sure of who

631
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Speaker 4: a person was, only to find out they were a

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Speaker 4: complete stranger? Wow?

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Speaker 5: Who do we have here? I'm sorry?

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Speaker 17: I thik you're somebody out for it?

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Speaker 4: And number thirteen one oh sixty five. If you've done it,

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Speaker 4: so will? I mean, I know the bald with beard

637
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Speaker 4: look is a common look.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you see it every you you rocket.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think it's a common look because it's the

640
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Speaker 2: last refuge for a man who's lost his hair.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not only it keeps something ball with beard.

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Speaker 3: Guys don't go to their way and go, geez, I'm

643
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Speaker 3: going to go to the board with beard thing?

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Speaker 5: What is? You lose your hair and you go what

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Speaker 5: have I got?

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Speaker 2: And your option is beard or you know, be a

647
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Speaker 2: bowling ball, and unless you're incredibly good looking, a bowling

648
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Speaker 2: ball is very hard to pull off.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, fair, Yeah, like Lloyd Meeks, that model who was

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Speaker 4: also a criminal anyway, that's a weird reference. Mugshot model

651
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Speaker 4: they used to kill him, or mugshot hottie anyway.

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Speaker 2: So I saw like Lloyd Meeks, I saw like Ben

653
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Speaker 2: Cunnington who plays for the Kangaroos.

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Speaker 1: Kangaroos.

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Speaker 4: Yes, now, well I saw a board with beards guy

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Speaker 4: at a cafefield.

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Speaker 7: And not only that, he was.

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Speaker 4: Balled with beard bending over and he's looking at a pram.

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Speaker 4: I was so instantly I was like, that's will. So

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Speaker 4: I walked up like right behind the big film.

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Speaker 7: I go, oh, here he is.

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Speaker 1: And then the guys turned around and gave me a look.

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Speaker 4: And then I did what I think the only thing

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Speaker 4: you can do in that situation, which just put your

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Speaker 4: head down and walk away.

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Speaker 5: You know, you walked away from Yeah yeah, yea. Was

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Speaker 5: he intimidating?

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Speaker 1: Uh yeah? He was stocky?

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Speaker 7: Oh stocky going you or that I was stucky?

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Speaker 4: Well, he was wearing a thick jumper, so I assumed

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Speaker 4: that you were just wearing a few layers. Turns out

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Speaker 4: that bloke was just muscle on muscle. Anyway, let's go

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Speaker 4: to Ebony here on thirteen six five, Ebany.

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Speaker 1: What happened with you?

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Speaker 14: Hey? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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Speaker 12: So a few years ago, I was at the RSL.

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Speaker 13: Was my family, yeah, and walking outstairs.

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Speaker 12: Them with a clear glass and I was like, oh

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Speaker 12: my god, it John Nan and Popper. So I ran down.

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Speaker 10: I'm like so excited to scare them.

682
00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:37,119
Speaker 9: And I scared them and it was older people but

683
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:39,720
Speaker 9: it wasn't there fell off their chairs.

684
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:42,200
Speaker 12: It was a group of four of them and the

685
00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,360
Speaker 12: wise screen run away and did not did not look back.

686
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:49,560
Speaker 7: He could have killed him, Ebony, you could have killed him.

687
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,680
Speaker 2: Lucky you didn't like Damn Night Shamalayine movie where they

688
00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:55,760
Speaker 2: think it's their grandparents that picked the kids up.

689
00:28:56,240 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you punched yourself in the face during that

690
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:01,640
Speaker 4: film because you were. One time, will I was at

691
00:29:01,680 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 4: a public bathroom and I was look, I'd had a couple,

692
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:07,400
Speaker 4: but I was sure that a good friend of mine,

693
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:11,520
Speaker 4: I'll say, I thought it was Max Davis that was

694
00:29:11,560 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 4: taking away.

695
00:29:12,240 --> 00:29:13,720
Speaker 1: So I go into the bathroom and I see the

696
00:29:13,760 --> 00:29:14,040
Speaker 1: back of.

697
00:29:14,080 --> 00:29:16,479
Speaker 7: Max and I go, he's gonna bloody love this.

698
00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:19,880
Speaker 1: So I go behind him, I bear hug him mid piss,

699
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 1: was mid piss.

700
00:29:20,760 --> 00:29:24,120
Speaker 4: I bear hug him, shake him from side to side,

701
00:29:24,200 --> 00:29:26,200
Speaker 4: so he's where he's going everywhere, and I just start

702
00:29:26,280 --> 00:29:32,200
Speaker 4: going Maxie Maxie Vron. Anyway, the bloke who wasn't Max

703
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:35,920
Speaker 4: Davids got seriously pissed off, as you can imagine.

704
00:29:35,960 --> 00:29:36,200
Speaker 16: Early.

705
00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 5: Fair enough, let's tory is good tory? This was your mate?

706
00:29:44,800 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 10: Yeah, yes, So what's happened is we've gone into the

707
00:29:48,120 --> 00:29:53,320
Speaker 10: public toilet and there's a couple of doors you got

708
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 10: to go through, and she was right in front of me,

709
00:29:57,880 --> 00:30:00,320
Speaker 10: and so she goes through first and I'm following her,

710
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 10: and and then anyway, I get through the second door,

711
00:30:04,720 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 10: and I just assumed she was in the in the

712
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 10: the stools straight ahead of me, and I went and

713
00:30:10,600 --> 00:30:14,440
Speaker 10: sat next to her. And anyway, I thought, really cheeky,

714
00:30:14,520 --> 00:30:16,440
Speaker 10: this is going back few years. And I thought I'm

715
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 10: gonna grab my digital camera out and take a photo

716
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 10: of her. And I did, and I was like, say cheep.

717
00:30:27,200 --> 00:30:28,800
Speaker 14: I was like, say cheese bath.

718
00:30:29,440 --> 00:30:32,959
Speaker 10: And then I just heard a scream and I was like,

719
00:30:33,040 --> 00:30:36,040
Speaker 10: oh my god. And then my my, my friend was

720
00:30:36,080 --> 00:30:38,840
Speaker 10: down the other end and said what's going on? And

721
00:30:38,960 --> 00:30:41,760
Speaker 10: I was like, oh my god, you're down the other

722
00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:44,880
Speaker 10: w end hone the heck, oh my god. And I

723
00:30:45,040 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 10: just slip bolted out of the toot straight away, and

724
00:30:48,640 --> 00:30:51,680
Speaker 10: I was so I was so scared because I thought,

725
00:30:51,680 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 10: oh no, this is against the law.

726
00:30:58,600 --> 00:31:00,600
Speaker 1: What was the shot? Like, Tory, did you did you?

727
00:31:00,840 --> 00:31:08,320
Speaker 14: Did you look at the shot?

728
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 2: It's well and woody thirty one six five And I'd

729
00:31:12,680 --> 00:31:14,520
Speaker 2: love to hear from you guys, what were you using

730
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:17,360
Speaker 2: the wrong way the whole time? There's a truck driver

731
00:31:17,400 --> 00:31:20,400
Speaker 2: who was using toilet wipes on his shinter for a

732
00:31:20,440 --> 00:31:24,120
Speaker 2: couple of weeks, had shocking chaff and look, yeah he

733
00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:25,200
Speaker 2: used the toilet wipes.

734
00:31:24,960 --> 00:31:27,160
Speaker 7: On his bum couse you thought they were wet wipes.

735
00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:28,840
Speaker 3: Yeah, well obviously mate, he's not.

736
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:31,000
Speaker 7: Just no, But that's the whole point.

737
00:31:31,160 --> 00:31:33,480
Speaker 4: I know it seems obvious, but surely you figure out

738
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:36,800
Speaker 4: you're using the anti bacterial toilet wipes after the first

739
00:31:36,880 --> 00:31:39,360
Speaker 4: go when you get serious sting down there.

740
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,520
Speaker 2: So I and I threw this out before and I'm

741
00:31:41,520 --> 00:31:44,480
Speaker 2: glad you steered me back here, woulds I? The producers

742
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: aren't let me tell you, I think that there are

743
00:31:48,120 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 2: a number of people out there who would have confused

744
00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:53,560
Speaker 2: an anti bacterial toilet wipe for a wet wipe.

745
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 3: At a toilet.

746
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,240
Speaker 1: But only I was not only once, sure.

747
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 3: Only once, but just by association.

748
00:31:58,120 --> 00:32:00,680
Speaker 5: There's a wipe there along the toilet. It's got flushable

749
00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:03,440
Speaker 5: written on it. I mean, I mean, I hate.

750
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:04,520
Speaker 3: I agree with the truckie.

751
00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:06,880
Speaker 2: He said in his He said in his defense to

752
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:10,840
Speaker 2: the jury that they need to identify on cleaning products

753
00:32:10,840 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 2: more easily that they're cleaning products.

754
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a fair argument, and he'll spend the rest

755
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:15,360
Speaker 4: of his life lobbying for that.

756
00:32:15,440 --> 00:32:17,680
Speaker 5: And if they're out there, I'd love to hear from them.

757
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:20,600
Speaker 5: You might not get across. I'll check with poop pants, pooppants?

758
00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:21,560
Speaker 5: Are we only wipers?

759
00:32:22,320 --> 00:32:23,760
Speaker 3: Are we only white people? Have confused?

760
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:24,160
Speaker 14: You have?

761
00:32:24,440 --> 00:32:25,680
Speaker 3: You've had a wiper? Check them over.

762
00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 5: Let's go to Lisa.

763
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 2: Lisa, your dad confused to toilet wipe for a normal wipe.

764
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 9: No, no wipe. I had.

765
00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:37,000
Speaker 1: What did he use wrong, though, Lisa? What do you

766
00:32:37,080 --> 00:32:37,440
Speaker 1: use wrong?

767
00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 15: So?

768
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,280
Speaker 9: I had a tub of Moistureiz left from the body shop,

769
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:44,640
Speaker 9: and all he saw was mango body butter, and then

770
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 9: I walked in on him spreading it on his taste.

771
00:32:48,520 --> 00:32:51,520
Speaker 1: Actually, and how was it?

772
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:54,600
Speaker 12: It tasted really nice?

773
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:57,640
Speaker 7: It would actually the body butters, they smell so good.

774
00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,200
Speaker 1: They have to taste.

775
00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:02,640
Speaker 5: Good, right, A body butter and a soap.

776
00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:06,440
Speaker 4: A body butter is like it's in between soap and moisturizer.

777
00:33:06,520 --> 00:33:10,440
Speaker 4: So it's like not quite liquid but not quite liked

778
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:11,959
Speaker 4: the hardness of soap. So it's in the middle there.

779
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,080
Speaker 4: And then you sort of get in your hands there,

780
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:16,240
Speaker 4: rubber love you. So it's absolutely divine. Well, get into

781
00:33:16,280 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 4: body butter.

782
00:33:16,920 --> 00:33:21,960
Speaker 2: No, a real waste of money and time. Simon on

783
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,640
Speaker 2: thirty one six five? What'd you use the wrong way?

784
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,239
Speaker 2: What do you find out?

785
00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 6: Oh?

786
00:33:28,440 --> 00:33:29,200
Speaker 8: Made it cracker?

787
00:33:29,320 --> 00:33:29,480
Speaker 2: Right?

788
00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:32,160
Speaker 8: So when I was heats younger, my brother and I

789
00:33:32,360 --> 00:33:35,600
Speaker 8: were pretending to be a Laddin and the monkey from

790
00:33:35,640 --> 00:33:38,040
Speaker 8: a Laddin a boom, right, And I was jumping around

791
00:33:38,120 --> 00:33:41,160
Speaker 8: the jumping around the house and went into mum's bedroom

792
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:43,320
Speaker 8: and found something that looked like one of those little

793
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:45,120
Speaker 8: hats that Aboo the monkey used to wear.

794
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:45,840
Speaker 1: Yeh.

795
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:48,960
Speaker 8: And Mum walks into a bedroom and nearly has a

796
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:53,719
Speaker 8: bloody heart attack, right because I had her diaphragm on

797
00:33:53,760 --> 00:33:54,160
Speaker 8: my head.

798
00:33:56,880 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 7: It does look like he's little at doesn't it?

799
00:34:00,080 --> 00:34:01,480
Speaker 8: So totally using it the wrong way?

800
00:34:02,080 --> 00:34:06,600
Speaker 1: Yes, you were, well, jeez, the mom be mortified.

801
00:34:06,800 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 7: It's just a hard conversation I have to have with

802
00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,319
Speaker 7: the kid, isn't it. What would you do there? Like

803
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:11,399
Speaker 7: you're in there? You're in there?

804
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:11,680
Speaker 1: Mate?

805
00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 5: Like what am I wearing the diaphragm? Where if I

806
00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:14,160
Speaker 5: found the kid?

807
00:34:14,200 --> 00:34:15,839
Speaker 7: Now I'm talking to your perspective a parent.

808
00:34:15,880 --> 00:34:17,759
Speaker 1: Now, if you've got to explain to your kid what

809
00:34:17,800 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 1: that is?

810
00:34:18,400 --> 00:34:21,080
Speaker 7: Do you just ignore it and just go don't wear that?

811
00:34:21,280 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: Or do you explain it?

812
00:34:24,680 --> 00:34:24,759
Speaker 6: No?

813
00:34:24,840 --> 00:34:27,600
Speaker 3: I wouldn't. I wouldn't ignore it. Are you?

814
00:34:27,600 --> 00:34:29,000
Speaker 7: No?

815
00:34:27,920 --> 00:34:29,759
Speaker 5: Ignore it?

816
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,279
Speaker 7: Just grab it and just be like, don't worry about

817
00:34:31,320 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 7: what that is?

818
00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:34,040
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah no, um yeah.

819
00:34:34,280 --> 00:34:35,840
Speaker 3: Don't touch that. Don't touch that.

820
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,480
Speaker 7: But you wouldn't go into the explanation no I don't

821
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:37,799
Speaker 7: touch that.

822
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,560
Speaker 2: I'm going to say, don't touch that because mum and

823
00:34:39,640 --> 00:34:41,680
Speaker 2: dad are gonna you know. Yeah, okay, fair enough, And

824
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,279
Speaker 2: I'm thirty one and sixty five. This was your ex

825
00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,520
Speaker 2: wife's grandma. Seems like a bit of a long link,

826
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:48,239
Speaker 2: but we'll take it.

827
00:34:49,920 --> 00:34:52,600
Speaker 14: Yeah, it was on a long trip and were stopped

828
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:56,680
Speaker 14: in a KFC, and we looked across and we noticed

829
00:34:56,719 --> 00:35:00,520
Speaker 14: that a grandma was using the lamon fresh wipe. She

830
00:35:00,600 --> 00:35:03,440
Speaker 14: was sucking on the lemon fresh white and then eating

831
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,560
Speaker 14: the chicken. And we actually explained that the lemon fresh

832
00:35:06,719 --> 00:35:08,320
Speaker 14: was actually wipe for your hands.

833
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:18,200
Speaker 4: Oh no, she was sucking on the wives, looking and.

834
00:35:18,600 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 14: Washing hands with them.

835
00:35:19,520 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: What sort of what sort of mouth fresh?

836
00:35:21,239 --> 00:35:22,880
Speaker 5: There is a suckable wipe?

837
00:35:24,400 --> 00:35:28,520
Speaker 14: Hadn't seen it before when they actually tasted of lemon.

838
00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 14: But I'm sure they weren't that much lemon fresh, but

839
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,319
Speaker 14: the timmy, he was sucking on them,