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Speaker 1: It's a special Will and Woody podcast mini.

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Speaker 2: Yesterday, you and I thought, embarked on a pretty remarkable

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Speaker 2: social experiment we found we were talking about. We were

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Speaker 2: questioning people's ability to stalk other people online, particularly on Instagram,

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Speaker 2: something you and I don't frequent the socials all that much,

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Speaker 2: but it's almost like a scary skill that people possess.

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Speaker 3: There was a woman who found out her boyfriend was

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Speaker 3: cheating by going on the Instagram profiles of every single

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Speaker 3: person who was at the same pub as him to

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Speaker 3: look at all of their stories and all of their

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Speaker 3: posts to try and find him in the background with

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Speaker 3: another woman.

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Speaker 4: She nailed it.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I don't think she's nailed life though, that's

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Speaker 2: for sure. So what we're going to do right now,

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Speaker 2: because I was pretty amazed yesterday the people that called

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Speaker 2: art and so we used my socials yesterday and I

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Speaker 2: honestly I'm very rarely on there, and the stuff that

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Speaker 2: people were able to tell me about myself. You asked

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Speaker 2: them questions and they were able to give me answers

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Speaker 2: from upwards of ten years ago, stories about me that

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Speaker 2: I'd forgotten but they'd found in three minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 2: So he only gave them a song to stalk me.

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Speaker 2: And what we're going to do today is we're gonna

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Speaker 2: do the same thing with you.

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Speaker 4: And there's more posts to choose from. So it's harder.

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Speaker 3: It's a lot hard because you think you had about

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Speaker 3: one hundred and sixty posts smacks. I think I've got

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Speaker 3: you have my proper there's there two hundred and eighty

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Speaker 3: or three hundredthing.

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Speaker 4: Not sure for it. There's more. Yeah, So I've.

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Speaker 2: Asked you to give us a call thirteen one o

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Speaker 2: six five if you think that you are a good

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Speaker 2: social media storker, if you think you can stalk very

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Speaker 2: well on Instagram, Woodi's handle is Woody wood Law, Woody

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Speaker 2: wood Law. I think there's a gang on white Law.

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Speaker 4: White Law was taken. My real name is taken and

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Speaker 4: gone with wood Law.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's good gear.

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Speaker 4: That's good gear. We've got Emma who's called got a gag?

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I thought it was again though white Law

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Speaker 4: was taken. I don't know who's taken my real name,

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Speaker 4: but trying to sell it back to me. But that's

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Speaker 4: exactly a common name. I know, I know.

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Speaker 2: Okay, we'll find if you are the person who's doub

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Speaker 2: Woody handle please give us a But let's go to Emma,

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Speaker 2: who's our carryover champ from yesterday? Yet I am? How

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Speaker 2: are you welcome to the show?

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Speaker 4: Very well?

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Speaker 2: You terrified me yesterday. You probably more probably know more

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Speaker 2: about me than I know about myself. So thank you

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Speaker 2: for taking a deep dive back into the annals of

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Speaker 2: my tragic past. So you're going to do the same

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Speaker 2: thing with Woody today. All right, you're the carryover champ,

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Speaker 2: so you're going to be stalking him.

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Speaker 4: And then we've got Ali who's joined us.

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Speaker 2: Good Ali, Hi, Hi, welcome to the show.

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Speaker 4: You reckon. You're pretty good Instagram stalker.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, definitely.

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Speaker 2: Do you follow Woody already?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Okay, judge there you are.

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Speaker 5: All right.

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Speaker 2: So Woods, you're going to jump out of the studio

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Speaker 2: right now, and I'm going to tell these guys what

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Speaker 2: their questions are and then you're going to find out

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Speaker 2: what the answers are on the other side. Okay, so

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Speaker 2: you jump out of here. He's got some good gear.

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Speaker 2: Woods on his Instagram tends to go with the same

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Speaker 2: bit every time that he poses with a big celebrity.

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Speaker 2: For example, when he when he posted with Maddi j

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Speaker 2: form of bachelor. He said, nothing makes you look worse

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Speaker 2: I think Maddie still looks all right though, so he

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Speaker 2: tends to stick with that. We'll see if we uncover

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Speaker 2: a few more of them. All right, Emma, Ali, are

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Speaker 2: you ready to go?

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Speaker 1: Ready?

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Speaker 2: Okay, So you've got one song to get the answers

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Speaker 2: to these questions.

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay. Question one.

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Speaker 2: Easter twenty sixteen, what did would he do as a

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Speaker 4: That's your first question.

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Speaker 2: Your second question is would his rat legs didn't stop

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Speaker 2: him from doing?

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Speaker 5: What?

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Speaker 2: On Kyle and Jackie O. And your third question is

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Speaker 2: when wood he made Nacho's what awful pun did he use?

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Speaker 4: Okay, you got those.

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Speaker 2: Questions, yep, yeah, all right, guys, you got one song

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Speaker 4: I'll give food zach In.

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Speaker 2: On the other side, Instagram's talking and its greatest three

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Speaker 2: minutes to rifle through nearly three hundred posts and get

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Speaker 2: me the answer to those questions. Insta stalking on Will

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Speaker 2: and Woody. We are testing insta stalking skills right here

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Speaker 2: on Will and Will and Woody. We did this yesterday,

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Speaker 2: woulds and I honestly it's three minutes to go through

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Speaker 2: two hundred and sixty posts for you. So I've given

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Speaker 2: out your handle, which is Woody Woodlaw on Instagram. Give

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Speaker 2: the Big Give the Big Guy follow, because I mean,

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Speaker 2: before we get into the questions that I've asked our

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Speaker 2: two professional stalkers to answer today, some of your posts,

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Speaker 2: your captions are I've just sat here just enjoying some

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Speaker 2: great gear for the last little while.

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Speaker 4: Appreciate that, man, A lot of hard work goes into them.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, there was a post here of you at a

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Speaker 2: Sri Lankan turtle concert conservation projects.

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Speaker 4: Don't read this one. I was.

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Speaker 2: I was alone in Sri Lanka, don't you and you've

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Speaker 2: got you're holding the turtle and you said, you said,

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Speaker 2: as a father figure to the turt who's about to

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Speaker 2: go into the ocean, I gave him some advice bribe

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Speaker 2: any fish that gives you ship. And then you asked,

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Speaker 2: is this punch.

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Speaker 1: Mom?

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Speaker 4: I was removed from the shelter trying to.

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Speaker 1: Put it a thousand rupee under the turtle's shell.

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Speaker 4: True true story as well, true story. And he's laughing

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Speaker 4: at me. Australia.

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Speaker 3: Just in case you think that he thought that was

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Speaker 3: good kid, I was a lonely trip.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Your old Instagram if anybody wants arm go look.

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Speaker 4: It's very cute. I sponsored that little guy. Good on

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Speaker 4: you mate, No to sponsor him. Hope he's going right though?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 2: You also you also this is another this also, it's

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Speaker 2: an honorable mention in twenty sixteen.

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Speaker 1: Bought about what you bought about fifty rolls of toilet paper?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, then you just took a phone of.

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Speaker 1: Toilet paper was on classic that That's that's good gear.

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Speaker 4: I'll take that. I was actually happy with that one.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: All right, but let's get down to the questions. We've

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Speaker 5: got our stalkers to follow up on. I could do

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Speaker 5: this all day. Maybe that's just a segment. I go

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Speaker 5: through your Instagram and find an old post. It really

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Speaker 4: All right, here we.

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Speaker 2: Go, Emma, Ali, are you ready ready? Okay, guys names

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Speaker 2: as buzzers. Easter twenty sixteen. What did would he do

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Speaker 2: as a gift to the office?

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Speaker 4: Emma, Gee, she's quick. She was carry out for jam

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Speaker 4: from yesterday. Emma, what did he do? Well?

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Speaker 2: He looks for interest as a playboy bunny on the

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Speaker 4: That's correct, Emma, he did. He did that work. By

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Speaker 4: the way, guys, can I give you the background there?

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Speaker 3: So what we did on Easter is we released I

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Speaker 3: think it was we released three.

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Speaker 4: We released three.

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Speaker 3: Cute bunny rabbits into the office girls, and then we

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Speaker 3: we numbered them one, two, four, so everyone was going,

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Speaker 4: So that the office is in a bit of a panic.

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Speaker 3: And at the opportune moment, I popped out from under

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Speaker 3: a desk dress as a playboy bunny with a number

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Speaker 3: actually having in.

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Speaker 1: Front of all the people in sales.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, oh my god, I love that you did that. Anyway,

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Speaker 2: all right, guys, we're still stalking woodies handle on Instagram.

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Speaker 4: Woody would lad two questions to go, Alie.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to fire the next question over at you,

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Speaker 2: and then we'll have it decide because Emma's too quick.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, Ali wood his rat legs

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Speaker 2: didn't stop him from doing what on Kyle and Jackie Oh.

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Speaker 4: Shop. He ran a workshop, very good. He ran a workshop.

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Speaker 2: Never in a million years did I think I would

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Speaker 2: ever run a t workshop with at Jackie oh underscore official.

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Speaker 4: She didn't like it.

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Speaker 1: All comments on the on at Carlin Jackie O.

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Speaker 4: So you take your show.

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Speaker 1: The individual neither loves.

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Speaker 4: Lucky that you can get a visual on either of

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Speaker 4: you in that photo.

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Speaker 2: To be honest, with Kyle's head in the foreground.

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Speaker 1: It's genuinely like someone photo bombed you.

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Speaker 4: From the front.

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Speaker 2: All right, here we go, nice one, very very well done, Ali.

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Speaker 2: All right, final question here? Names is buzzes with this one?

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Speaker 2: And we know you the carryover champ Woody would laws

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Speaker 2: would's handled? Do a bit of insis talking here?

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Speaker 4: When would he made nacho's? A? What awful pun did

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Speaker 2: Now I'm going to have to give you a few

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Speaker 2: options here, Ali, before you before you jump in there, okay,

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Speaker 2: would he made nachos?

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Speaker 5: And by the way, this is.

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Speaker 4: Just a post.

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Speaker 1: This is just a photo of nachos on a bench

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Speaker 1: in front of a television.

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Speaker 3: I was going through a bit of a fat statue

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Speaker 3: where I was having I'd go and get a kilo

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Speaker 3: and then get a kilo.

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Speaker 4: Of cheese and make these nachos, but I remember this.

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Speaker 2: Here we go.

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Speaker 1: So the hashtags, I'll give you the hashtags purstus, They're

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Speaker 1: they're good. Hashtag Monday, pun Day, hashtag boom, hashtag Buddy ripper.

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Speaker 4: All right, hashtags, let's get down to the let's get

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Speaker 4: down to the punny use though. All right, Ali was

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Speaker 4: did he either say.

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Speaker 2: A, I Mexic can't believe I nailed these narchos. B.

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Speaker 2: I want to be the one to hold you tightly.

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Speaker 4: Or see see when my mom.

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Speaker 1: Asked me if I went out last night, I said, nah,

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Speaker 1: chose to stay in.

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Speaker 4: Oh HELLI congratulations, that's pretty good stuffs. After that, that's

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Speaker 4: pretty good stuff. Oh wow, that really tickles me.

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Speaker 1: I just that's amazing that you voluntarily posted that.

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Speaker 4: You want to some more of those guys, you more

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Speaker 4: of the boys on the Full Show podcast.

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Speaker 1: You know you want to