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Speaker 1: God asking Wednesday afternoon, Will and whaty wrong word? Wrong

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Speaker 1: place about fifteen minutes away for a bit of a

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Speaker 1: hitt and a giggle.

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Speaker 2: If you haven't heard it, well worth sticking around for.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit naughty though, so maybe get the kids

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Speaker 1: out of the car before that one five hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: at five o'clock to give away with Australia's Easiest quiz

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Speaker 1: and wards of Actually, guy Sebastian is going to join us.

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Speaker 2: He's going to pop in a little bit later on

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Speaker 2: the show. He didn't know that, did you no idea? Amazing? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: we keep listenings from you. Why do you well because

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Speaker 2: you end up asking him for favors and you know

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Speaker 2: it blows out.

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Speaker 1: But anyway, questions He's joining a bit later on, which

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Speaker 1: is buddy exciting stuff right up next though, I've got

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Speaker 1: there's a specific type of person that I need to

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Speaker 1: call the show.

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Speaker 2: Could be you. So third and one o six ' five.

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Speaker 1: If you live with a man over the age of thirty, yep,

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Speaker 1: that's mate. Oh, because you live with your brother. I

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Speaker 1: keep forgetting that. He's like Harry Potter in the cupboard.

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Speaker 1: He stays upstairs. So yeah, that's you. Thirty one oh

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Speaker 1: six five Do you live with a man over thirty?

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Speaker 1: I need your help up next, because you've got a

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Speaker 1: perspective that as a man who is thirty, I simply

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Speaker 1: can't get. Speaking of Guy Sebastian a little bit later

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Speaker 1: on in the show, this is brand new Guys Sebastian

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Speaker 1: as well to wet your whistles, to stand by you kiss.

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Speaker 2: Wow, that's brand new Guy Sebastian.

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Speaker 1: He's on the show after five, so I'm actually you

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Speaker 1: stick around for that Before then, though, Woods, I've asked

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Speaker 1: people who live with somebody over the age of thirty

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Speaker 1: to call the show because, as you know, I recently,

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Speaker 1: I mean, I'm now past thirty, and I'm realizing that

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Speaker 1: everything that I do, everything that I do.

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Speaker 2: Can either be classed into either me being a.

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Speaker 1: Bit daring, like, wow, that jeezus, bit of a rogue.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't care what people thinks or think.

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Speaker 2: Never thought that about you?

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Speaker 1: Well, go on, well that's you know, that's what you

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Speaker 1: know you could think. Or so he's a bit daring

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Speaker 1: or is he a bit of a dork?

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Speaker 2: Mmmm?

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Speaker 1: Because you know, he obviously thinks that that's what other

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Speaker 1: people think. But he's actually he's an idiot. I can

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Speaker 1: simplify this for you. Just take out the daring category

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Speaker 1: and that's you.

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Speaker 2: Now.

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Speaker 1: Look, I've asked people to call who live without someone

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Speaker 1: who's over the age of thirty, who is a man,

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Speaker 1: because I think every man over the age of thirty

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Speaker 1: encounters this day to day and we're incapable of seeing it.

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Speaker 1: So we need a bit of perspective, a third party

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Speaker 1: to tell us whether we are daring or a dorg.

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Speaker 2: Daring dork. All right, so had I mean, I've got

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Speaker 2: lots of these, had my.

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Speaker 1: First, and this first one's worth bringing to the show, though,

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Speaker 1: you know, am I a maverick?

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Speaker 2: Am I more?

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Speaker 1: On? Here's what happened pulling into the petrol station.

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Speaker 2: Oh, here he is. The rogue is back. How much

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Speaker 2: fuel was left? Though?

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Speaker 1: Because you might have you know, I don't like to

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Speaker 1: go onto halfway, so so we get in there comfortably.

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Speaker 1: There's no there's no danger. There's no danger there. That's

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Speaker 1: not what the dangerous part was. Anyway. This is where

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Speaker 1: it really starts to come in. It was chocolate block

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Speaker 1: at the petrol station. You look down at your little

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Speaker 1: gauge thing, oh, and you're like, Okay, my bowser is

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Speaker 1: on the right hand side. Oh that's where my pump is.

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Speaker 1: That's where the fuel's got to go in. Who knows

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Speaker 1: what that's called anyway.

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Speaker 2: So nozzle, no.

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Speaker 1: The cap, the cap and cap look get you and

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Speaker 1: I a couple of grease monkeys just talking cars under

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Speaker 1: the pedestation and I'm like, all right, So the CAP's

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Speaker 1: on the right side, but geez it was chocolate block.

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Speaker 1: The right side filling station was just chockers. So here

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Speaker 1: is this is.

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Speaker 2: Where you know? Is he a champion? Is he a chump?

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Speaker 1: This is the moment, right, So I roll in and

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Speaker 1: I decide, I decide intentionally to pull the car into

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Speaker 2: Whoa no, whoa oh yeah, white barrant, Yeah, white warrant.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna need that danger zone hook again because I'm

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Speaker 1: going again. So I pull up my girlfriend Sam classic

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Speaker 1: you know, god, don't you know the you know, the

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Speaker 1: pumps the outside, And I was like, yes, but what

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Speaker 1: you don't know is that you're in the presence of

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Speaker 1: a maverick. And I went outside and I got the

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Speaker 1: nozzle off the thing, and I looked at the person

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Speaker 1: behind me, who's also thinking to himself, Geez, isn't this

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Speaker 1: guy loser?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, ahh, he's a legend.

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Speaker 1: And I pulled the petrol thing over the top of

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Speaker 1: the car and then ab sailed down the side of

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Speaker 1: the car.

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Speaker 2: You didn't, No, that's a lie.

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Speaker 1: But I stretched it over, plugged it into the car

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Speaker 1: and filled her up.

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Speaker 3: Wow.

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Speaker 2: Now I wanted to tease you here. But that is outrageous.

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Speaker 3: It's bold because here's the thing, your risking embarrassment there,

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Speaker 3: because if you don't reach into the to be called

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Speaker 3: a cap. Yeah, if you didn't reach into the cap,

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Speaker 3: you're the laughing stock one hundreds. But the fact that

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Speaker 3: you rolled the and you move for it, I'm saying this.

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Speaker 3: You're a mad You're a maverick. I'm sure we'll get

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Speaker 3: a gallery of people agreeing with his Lisa, what do

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Speaker 3: you think you heard Will's daring act at the petrol station?

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Speaker 2: Daring or dorg Lisa.

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Speaker 3: Complete dog? I was looking for something a bit more exciting. Sorry, Lisa,

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Speaker 3: why do you appreciate that he's risked everything soon?

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Speaker 2: I've gone for there.

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Speaker 1: I risked my reputation, I risk my relationship, Lisa. No,

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Speaker 1: it's pretty dorky, Lisa, see you later.

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Speaker 2: Show A six, Angela, what do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: Dope Ard Dick, Hi, guys, I reckon You're a bloody legends.

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Speaker 3: I mean you appreciate it if you I mean, if

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Speaker 3: you saw that, Angela, what would you be thinking to yourself?

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Speaker 1: I kind of wanted you to fail, but I'm really glad.

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Speaker 1: And that's what being a maverick is all about. Is

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Speaker 1: people want you and they're like, God, you know it's crazy,

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Speaker 1: this is wild. I mean that's what it is. You know,

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Speaker 1: the chance of failure is so high, but you still

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Speaker 1: go for it. You're flying into the sun. Rachel.

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Speaker 2: I've never had the cohona as well. I'm gonna be

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Speaker 2: hand to heart. I've never had the go in. And

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Speaker 2: you're a dok in that situation, and I'm daring.

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Speaker 1: That's okay, that's all right, Rachel.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe Angela got around me. Yeah. Yeah's a

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Speaker 2: decided what is it daring or dog? Yeah? Because I

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Speaker 2: try and analyze my life.

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Speaker 3: He also took his shirt off and doused himself in

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Speaker 3: petrol afterwards.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know would have been very dangerous. Yeah, he

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Speaker 2: didn't do that. Kiss and you're talking again, you're talking

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Speaker 2: podcasting Now,