1 00:00:05,960 --> 00:00:08,920 Speaker 1: Last week was secret week, Yes, and we spent the 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:09,760 Speaker 1: bulk of the week. 3 00:00:09,840 --> 00:00:12,280 Speaker 2: I would say, we'll trying to get a secret out 4 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:16,040 Speaker 2: of my mum. It was something that she said at 5 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:19,600 Speaker 2: the playground with me, my dad and my daughter Remy. 6 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:22,880 Speaker 2: And it all started when we just called her and 7 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,840 Speaker 2: my father to try and get her to reveal what 8 00:00:24,920 --> 00:00:25,320 Speaker 2: she said. 9 00:00:26,200 --> 00:00:28,880 Speaker 3: It was when you were on the seesaw with my daughter. 10 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,760 Speaker 4: Oh yes, I heard it. 11 00:00:35,880 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 5: I'm not saying that. 12 00:00:37,040 --> 00:00:38,040 Speaker 1: It's just live. 13 00:00:40,400 --> 00:00:43,839 Speaker 5: Understood that's what it is. Or are just sign you 14 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:51,040 Speaker 5: as my son? Wow you if you put that on 15 00:00:51,080 --> 00:00:51,520 Speaker 5: the radio. 16 00:00:52,440 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 2: If and when we have a second child, the middle 17 00:00:55,280 --> 00:00:56,280 Speaker 2: name will be Melissa. 18 00:00:56,400 --> 00:00:58,160 Speaker 3: If you say what you said on the sea saw, 19 00:00:58,400 --> 00:00:59,040 Speaker 3: I don't care. 20 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:01,240 Speaker 6: Would he trust me? 21 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:04,520 Speaker 5: It is not appropriate. I'll never ever invite you to 22 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:11,920 Speaker 5: come and play on the swings again. Ever I think 23 00:01:11,959 --> 00:01:13,759 Speaker 5: of a secret I want to tell you. I'll let 24 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 5: you know. 25 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:16,280 Speaker 2: I just want to read you a text message that 26 00:01:16,319 --> 00:01:18,760 Speaker 2: my mum has sent me in Heywoods. Please do not 27 00:01:18,840 --> 00:01:21,279 Speaker 2: disclose what I said on the weekend. Lots of people 28 00:01:21,319 --> 00:01:24,240 Speaker 2: have heard it and I have had many comments. Dad 29 00:01:24,280 --> 00:01:26,920 Speaker 2: seems to think it's all very amusing and apparently will 30 00:01:26,959 --> 00:01:29,120 Speaker 2: be on the radio. It's not very funny for me 31 00:01:29,240 --> 00:01:32,520 Speaker 2: and very distressing. Please don't give him free rein. 32 00:01:32,680 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 3: This is the best. 33 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:37,160 Speaker 2: He doesn't have a job, so he doesn't understand the implications. 34 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,800 Speaker 2: So the plan right now is to call dad. Would 35 00:01:41,840 --> 00:01:44,039 Speaker 2: you be willing to tell Australia what she said on 36 00:01:44,080 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 2: the season? 37 00:01:45,360 --> 00:01:51,320 Speaker 4: I love life? No way O. Lions would cease and 38 00:01:51,360 --> 00:01:55,400 Speaker 4: I feel very uncomfortable. Five minutes of fun on your 39 00:01:55,520 --> 00:01:58,720 Speaker 4: radio program is said worth twenty years of misery in 40 00:01:58,760 --> 00:02:02,960 Speaker 4: our real lives. It was quite a shock when she 41 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:03,400 Speaker 4: said it. 42 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,520 Speaker 1: All right, Can I ask, like, what sort of genre 43 00:02:06,600 --> 00:02:07,520 Speaker 1: does it sit? In? 44 00:02:07,600 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 4: Horror? 45 00:02:08,480 --> 00:02:09,400 Speaker 3: It's definitely horror. 46 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:13,959 Speaker 2: It's definitely okay, So that is where we are at. 47 00:02:14,040 --> 00:02:17,280 Speaker 2: And will I just feel like Mom still owes us 48 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 2: a secret, right it was secret week last week? 49 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:21,480 Speaker 1: She is happy to walk away? 50 00:02:21,800 --> 00:02:22,760 Speaker 3: Well, no, I'm not. 51 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:26,600 Speaker 1: I just listen to that audio. I'm reminded that she 52 00:02:26,639 --> 00:02:29,240 Speaker 1: can be very scary. And you know what, we've had 53 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,919 Speaker 1: fun with it. We had a good week, had a 54 00:02:30,919 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 1: little bit of fun. I also value life and I'm 55 00:02:33,160 --> 00:02:35,040 Speaker 1: getting dragged into this and I know we'll be dragged 56 00:02:35,080 --> 00:02:36,520 Speaker 1: into this, and I'm happy to walk away. 57 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,359 Speaker 2: I'm pretty much telling her behind the scenes that you're 58 00:02:38,440 --> 00:02:39,320 Speaker 2: driving this whole thing. 59 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,360 Speaker 1: But let's oh my god, and that's what it would 60 00:02:42,360 --> 00:02:44,520 Speaker 1: have been going on as well. You and your dad 61 00:02:44,680 --> 00:02:46,760 Speaker 1: is so cowardly cool. 62 00:02:46,880 --> 00:02:54,480 Speaker 2: Yella, Hi, Mum are going yeah? 63 00:02:54,560 --> 00:02:54,760 Speaker 4: Good? 64 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 3: How are you really really good? You're on air or great? 65 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:03,280 Speaker 1: So how are you going? I'd just like to say 66 00:03:03,320 --> 00:03:05,560 Speaker 1: that I've got no part in pushing this any further forward. 67 00:03:05,639 --> 00:03:07,480 Speaker 1: I suggested that we withdraw it from the program for 68 00:03:07,520 --> 00:03:09,400 Speaker 1: this week, but Wood has insisted that it's a good bit. 69 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 1: I just want to keep. 70 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:12,880 Speaker 5: There's always a risk I'll just hang up, so I 71 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:13,360 Speaker 5: don't worry. 72 00:03:14,000 --> 00:03:16,200 Speaker 2: Okay, Well, while I've still got you. While I've still 73 00:03:16,240 --> 00:03:18,200 Speaker 2: got you, I do. I think we agreed last week 74 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:21,720 Speaker 2: that you do owe the show. You owe the show 75 00:03:21,840 --> 00:03:25,120 Speaker 2: a secret, So I just thought I want to give 76 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:26,880 Speaker 2: you a final chance now. 77 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,320 Speaker 3: This is this is totally your decision, A final. 78 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:34,320 Speaker 2: Chance now to reveal what you said at the playground 79 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,000 Speaker 2: last week. 80 00:03:35,600 --> 00:03:37,040 Speaker 5: No chance, okay. 81 00:03:37,680 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 2: So the other option, Mum is that Dad will join 82 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 2: us on air, and Dad will reveal a secret about 83 00:03:45,720 --> 00:03:46,720 Speaker 2: you that I don't know. 84 00:03:47,720 --> 00:03:50,640 Speaker 5: Well, that's the worry. I don't know what that's going 85 00:03:50,720 --> 00:03:53,120 Speaker 5: to be. But no, you can't reveal what I said 86 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:55,440 Speaker 5: the other day. That's an absolute definite. 87 00:03:55,920 --> 00:03:58,520 Speaker 3: Okay, Well, sounds like you've made your choice. We're going 88 00:03:58,560 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 3: to go to a song up next. 89 00:04:00,680 --> 00:04:03,480 Speaker 2: Dad is going to join us on the air, and 90 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,560 Speaker 2: Dad gets to reveal a secret about you Mum. 91 00:04:06,600 --> 00:04:08,920 Speaker 5: Okay, well, I hope it's not career ending for me. 92 00:04:10,920 --> 00:04:13,480 Speaker 3: Well, we can't be sure. We know what Dad's like. 93 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,480 Speaker 3: He's a bit of a loose cannon, so. 94 00:04:15,440 --> 00:04:18,040 Speaker 1: I certainly can't be career ending for him. That's for sure. 95 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:21,320 Speaker 5: The guys, he doesn't have a career anymore, I do. 96 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:28,360 Speaker 3: No, you've made that very clear, right Hi Dad? Really good, 97 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:29,360 Speaker 3: you're you're live on air. 98 00:04:29,920 --> 00:04:33,760 Speaker 2: Mum's here, I will cleveral here. 99 00:04:33,800 --> 00:04:34,440 Speaker 1: Family meeting. 100 00:04:34,760 --> 00:04:36,000 Speaker 4: How good family meeting. 101 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:40,680 Speaker 2: I think as a family we've decided there's a unified 102 00:04:40,680 --> 00:04:42,880 Speaker 2: front here that we're never going to reveal what Mum 103 00:04:42,920 --> 00:04:44,040 Speaker 2: said in the playground. 104 00:04:44,400 --> 00:04:46,360 Speaker 4: I think we were at a given. 105 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:47,839 Speaker 7: Yepkay, perfect. 106 00:04:48,839 --> 00:04:51,600 Speaker 2: So the other option, which I've just given to Mum, 107 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,680 Speaker 2: which he has agreed to, is that you will now 108 00:04:54,800 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 2: reveal a secret about Mum that I don't know. 109 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,640 Speaker 4: Okay, yep, yep, Just before. 110 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:04,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, you're supportive of that obviously, just before you break 111 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,560 Speaker 2: in though, Mum, you're okay with this? 112 00:05:06,920 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 5: Well, I don't really have a choice, do I. 113 00:05:08,960 --> 00:05:13,440 Speaker 3: Well, no, no, not really, would you ask me? That's 114 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:14,919 Speaker 3: a good point, man, good question. 115 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:17,720 Speaker 5: Out of this agony, the better to just do it 116 00:05:17,760 --> 00:05:19,040 Speaker 5: and let's forget about it. 117 00:05:19,440 --> 00:05:20,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree? 118 00:05:21,360 --> 00:05:22,000 Speaker 5: Did you do that? 119 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,320 Speaker 7: Guy? 120 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:26,840 Speaker 5: And I hope none of my friends are listening to 121 00:05:26,960 --> 00:05:28,280 Speaker 5: get me out of miser. 122 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:32,000 Speaker 2: Okay, Dad, over to you, would you please reveal the 123 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:36,280 Speaker 2: replacement secret about Muma. 124 00:05:37,240 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 7: Okay, it's August nineteen eighty three. Okay, we're on our honeymoon. Yeah, 125 00:05:46,760 --> 00:05:50,440 Speaker 7: the first night of our honeymoon. We've been out for dinner. 126 00:05:50,920 --> 00:05:53,880 Speaker 7: I'm in the main part of the room. Melissa has 127 00:05:53,880 --> 00:05:57,920 Speaker 7: gone into the bathroom to have a shower. First night 128 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:58,560 Speaker 7: of the honeymoon. 129 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,279 Speaker 4: Big no. I was just doing some stretching exercises, getting 130 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:05,440 Speaker 4: ready for him, sort of physical activity. Anyway, Melissa came 131 00:06:05,480 --> 00:06:08,120 Speaker 4: out of the bathroom and you know how the bathroom 132 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:11,760 Speaker 4: in like a swede or something. There's a change area, 133 00:06:12,120 --> 00:06:16,680 Speaker 4: wardrobe and a mirror. She's standing there stark naked, and 134 00:06:16,720 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 4: all of a sudden, the mirror, which was actually a 135 00:06:19,720 --> 00:06:25,120 Speaker 4: door springs open and there's a guy standing there, one 136 00:06:25,160 --> 00:06:28,600 Speaker 4: to two meters away looking at your mother. Would he 137 00:06:28,880 --> 00:06:33,480 Speaker 4: start naked? Melissa is like a rabbit caught in the headlight. 138 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:38,599 Speaker 4: She freezes, he freezes. There's's moment of stillness in time, 139 00:06:39,080 --> 00:06:44,240 Speaker 4: and then he apologizes, closes the door, and that was it. 140 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:50,479 Speaker 4: So it was a third party. She's my new wife naked. 141 00:06:50,920 --> 00:06:52,960 Speaker 2: From my understanding of this story, that means that there 142 00:06:53,000 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 2: was a man in the wardrobe. 143 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:58,120 Speaker 4: I should I should have said this. Some rooms, some 144 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:00,400 Speaker 4: places resources to having an adjoining. 145 00:07:01,839 --> 00:07:04,400 Speaker 1: I'm glad we got down to that because I also 146 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 1: just assumed that you guys had paid for a guy 147 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,520 Speaker 1: to watch you in the wardrobe for the first time or. 148 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:14,400 Speaker 4: All your life will. 149 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 2: Secret one of the honeymoon you paid a man to 150 00:07:24,320 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 2: burst out of the covert. 151 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,280 Speaker 1: Did you see him again the guy like, given that 152 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,600 Speaker 1: he had the adjoining. 153 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:33,880 Speaker 4: Room, Well, militia and that guy changed stuff. They changed 154 00:07:33,960 --> 00:07:41,600 Speaker 4: phone numbers, and I didn't see him again. I didn't 155 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:44,760 Speaker 4: see him again. But maybe you should ask the letter mom. 156 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,600 Speaker 5: I think you know me well enough. I think you 157 00:07:47,720 --> 00:07:48,400 Speaker 5: know that stuff. 158 00:07:48,640 --> 00:07:51,440 Speaker 4: Wouldn't it wouldn't it be funny if the third party 159 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:53,160 Speaker 4: was listening to this show. 160 00:07:53,280 --> 00:07:59,720 Speaker 5: Now, hilarious, that would be hilarious, that. 161 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:00,440 Speaker 1: Would be unreal. 162 00:08:04,000 --> 00:08:05,600 Speaker 3: Many details you want to give us about the guys 163 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:06,440 Speaker 3: that we can find him. 164 00:08:07,440 --> 00:08:09,440 Speaker 5: I don't even remember what he looked like. 165 00:08:09,680 --> 00:08:13,160 Speaker 4: I just screamed, would make it as well with me? 166 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:17,640 Speaker 5: He was very apologetic. 167 00:08:22,760 --> 00:08:24,920 Speaker 3: All Right, that's enough, alright, thank you. 168 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:29,560 Speaker 5: You are done with this topic now, yeah, I think so. 169 00:08:30,040 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: Unless you've got anything more. 170 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:34,520 Speaker 5: To share, Jadie, I could have a session talking about 171 00:08:34,559 --> 00:08:36,920 Speaker 5: some of Woody's secrets. I have a lot of dirt 172 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:37,440 Speaker 5: on Woody. 173 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:43,320 Speaker 2: Okay, that's very good bye. 174 00:08:45,160 --> 00:08:48,280 Speaker 1: Woods Look, I'm broadcasting from the Netherlands for the next 175 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:49,839 Speaker 1: couple of weeks, so you and I had to chat 176 00:08:49,880 --> 00:08:52,240 Speaker 1: over the weekend. We're like, it's a great chance to 177 00:08:52,360 --> 00:08:56,280 Speaker 1: promote our radio show internationally, get an international audience. Really, 178 00:08:56,320 --> 00:09:00,559 Speaker 1: Howard Stern the thing, and so I went on the 179 00:09:00,600 --> 00:09:04,240 Speaker 1: biggest radio show in the Netherlands to promote this radio 180 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:07,360 Speaker 1: show this morning. But you couldn't help yourself. You couldn't 181 00:09:07,400 --> 00:09:09,360 Speaker 1: help yourself. Massive stitch up there. I'll play that for 182 00:09:09,400 --> 00:09:12,000 Speaker 1: you guys in a second. But before we get to that, 183 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:18,000 Speaker 1: let's talk about this great business plan that we had 184 00:09:17,800 --> 00:09:24,520 Speaker 1: what I mean, basic business, woulds really just throw the 185 00:09:24,559 --> 00:09:26,240 Speaker 1: net out as far and wide as you can and 186 00:09:26,240 --> 00:09:28,680 Speaker 1: see how many fish you can get to pay. 187 00:09:28,720 --> 00:09:29,440 Speaker 3: It's exactly right. 188 00:09:29,520 --> 00:09:32,240 Speaker 2: And that's a quote off Mark Burris actually the mentalist himself, 189 00:09:32,880 --> 00:09:35,079 Speaker 2: but that's right. A lot of people said, oh, hang 190 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:36,719 Speaker 2: on a second, we're doing this show on the other 191 00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,079 Speaker 2: side of the world. What a weakness, you know, Will 192 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:41,120 Speaker 2: it be hard to do a radio show? And I went, sorry, 193 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:44,640 Speaker 2: I don't speak in weaknesses, I speaking opportunities. This is 194 00:09:44,679 --> 00:09:48,440 Speaker 2: an amazing opportunity for us to extend our audience to 195 00:09:48,480 --> 00:09:51,000 Speaker 2: the beautiful city of Holland. 196 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:55,319 Speaker 1: Well, Holand's not a city, it's a province as a city. 197 00:09:56,040 --> 00:09:58,080 Speaker 3: And I didn't know that until you were there, you 198 00:09:58,120 --> 00:09:58,600 Speaker 3: know what I mean? 199 00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,960 Speaker 2: Like, I don't know what's out there in the world, 200 00:10:00,080 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 2: will but yes, can we get billboards in Sri Lanka 201 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 2: as well? 202 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:03,160 Speaker 1: You know? 203 00:10:03,280 --> 00:10:04,640 Speaker 3: Is this just what we do now? 204 00:10:04,640 --> 00:10:07,000 Speaker 2: One of us is just somewhere in the world providing 205 00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:07,920 Speaker 2: the show elsewhere. 206 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:10,560 Speaker 3: We've conquered Australia, you know, whether I think we have 207 00:10:10,640 --> 00:10:14,000 Speaker 3: whether the Third Drive show, I think I was conquered Australia. Conquerent. 208 00:10:14,320 --> 00:10:17,280 Speaker 3: Let's get let's go overseas exactly. 209 00:10:17,320 --> 00:10:19,040 Speaker 1: And it's just I mean, it's just it's the low 210 00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,480 Speaker 1: hanging fruit here as well. I mean, like, you know, 211 00:10:21,559 --> 00:10:25,000 Speaker 1: there's we've got twenty million people in the Netherlands. You know, 212 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:27,080 Speaker 1: even if even if you know, we get one hundred, 213 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:29,320 Speaker 1: that's one hundred more listeners. And I think you know, 214 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,520 Speaker 1: the line that we came up with, as we you know, 215 00:10:31,600 --> 00:10:34,840 Speaker 1: spent the whole weekend brainstorming about this over Zoom was 216 00:10:35,160 --> 00:10:38,439 Speaker 1: we're going to build our international audience one listener at 217 00:10:38,440 --> 00:10:41,560 Speaker 1: a time, excellently so. And you know, given that we 218 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:46,360 Speaker 1: are relatively big dogs in the Australian media scene, it 219 00:10:46,440 --> 00:10:51,240 Speaker 1: didn't We turned to our digital abuser CAV just just 220 00:10:51,240 --> 00:10:54,480 Speaker 1: to find out how many Dutch listeners we already have, 221 00:10:54,559 --> 00:10:57,720 Speaker 1: because we figured, you know, what relatively big fishness moall ponds, 222 00:10:57,720 --> 00:10:59,599 Speaker 1: surely there'll be someone out there who's already listening to 223 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:02,280 Speaker 1: listen to us in the Netherlands. Kate, how many have 224 00:11:02,320 --> 00:11:04,040 Speaker 1: we got? How many fish have we already got in 225 00:11:04,040 --> 00:11:04,400 Speaker 1: the bag? 226 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:07,679 Speaker 3: You know, A whopping thirty seven? 227 00:11:08,640 --> 00:11:11,920 Speaker 1: That is it is all than I thought, way higher. 228 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,360 Speaker 2: I would say at least fifteen of them are your 229 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:16,600 Speaker 2: partner's family though. 230 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:18,920 Speaker 3: Fair definitely, I think that's fair. 231 00:11:19,040 --> 00:11:22,000 Speaker 1: An extended family actually, that'll probably count for about thirty. 232 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,360 Speaker 1: But there are seven fresh boys, seven fresh sborn, which 233 00:11:26,400 --> 00:11:29,120 Speaker 1: is as you said, that's that's that's more than I think, Kate, 234 00:11:29,160 --> 00:11:30,320 Speaker 1: I am going to be in Europe for the rest 235 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:32,720 Speaker 1: of the month. Are there any other fresh things that 236 00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:35,560 Speaker 1: we can target while while I'm over here? Any any 237 00:11:35,559 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 1: other countries? 238 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:40,480 Speaker 5: Yeah, we've got Denmark. We've got thirteen listeners there and 239 00:11:40,840 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 5: Ireland's eleven. 240 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:45,880 Speaker 1: Sim's sister lives in Denmark, and I think that's I've 241 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:47,320 Speaker 1: got a bit She's got a bit more family over there, 242 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:50,680 Speaker 1: so that'll account for the Denmark factor. Ireland has caught 243 00:11:50,679 --> 00:11:51,440 Speaker 1: me off guard though. 244 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:56,280 Speaker 2: My uncle went there recently and spoke dash Phoebe actually, 245 00:11:56,360 --> 00:11:58,240 Speaker 2: so I think that's just the pub he stayed out 246 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:58,760 Speaker 2: in Ireland. 247 00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:02,920 Speaker 3: But hey, these are numbers, well, these are This is good. 248 00:12:02,960 --> 00:12:04,160 Speaker 3: This is a great start. 249 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:07,040 Speaker 1: In numbers, exactly, and I think that that's why I 250 00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:08,720 Speaker 1: like you here. Well, that's the sort of business chat 251 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 1: that we're after. These are numbers, and numbers need growing 252 00:12:12,160 --> 00:12:14,920 Speaker 1: soda trees. But look, I don't want to get too 253 00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 1: bogged down in the business society. Numbers and trees both 254 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,920 Speaker 1: need growing. We've got a chance to build the numbers. 255 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:24,640 Speaker 1: So I went on the biggest and this is this 256 00:12:24,679 --> 00:12:27,360 Speaker 1: is This is no fabrication. This is the biggest breakfast 257 00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:30,840 Speaker 1: show in the Netherlands. It's called cue music over here. 258 00:12:30,880 --> 00:12:32,560 Speaker 1: It's a show called It's a show by a guy 259 00:12:32,559 --> 00:12:35,680 Speaker 1: called Maddie and Mareka. They are genuine celebrities over here 260 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:39,360 Speaker 1: and here you can I mean hear. I'm going to 261 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:42,320 Speaker 1: play the full thing for you right up next. But 262 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:46,679 Speaker 1: this is Maddie this Morning primetime Dutch national breakfast radio. 263 00:12:46,760 --> 00:12:49,440 Speaker 1: So everyone in Holland can hear this. Twenty million people 264 00:12:49,480 --> 00:12:51,600 Speaker 1: and they've got about thirteen of them listening to them. 265 00:12:52,240 --> 00:12:54,160 Speaker 1: This is me on their show this morning. You can 266 00:12:54,160 --> 00:12:56,199 Speaker 1: hear Maddie introduce me. This is legit listen. 267 00:12:56,640 --> 00:12:58,800 Speaker 8: So welcome to the show this morning. We have a 268 00:12:58,840 --> 00:13:00,960 Speaker 8: special guest from overseas. 269 00:13:01,160 --> 00:13:03,960 Speaker 1: Will welcome. Yeah, hey, hey, Maddie, here you going, Thanks 270 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:04,520 Speaker 1: for having me. 271 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 3: What's with the voice there? 272 00:13:06,160 --> 00:13:06,319 Speaker 1: Man? 273 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,200 Speaker 3: I'm sorry? What what happened there? 274 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,439 Speaker 1: Trying to act cool? Dude? They're gout much cooler over here. 275 00:13:12,720 --> 00:13:13,520 Speaker 3: That didn't sound. 276 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:21,520 Speaker 2: Oh hi, hi, yes, come on, will we got to 277 00:13:21,520 --> 00:13:23,200 Speaker 2: put the best reward and that is a little bit 278 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:26,319 Speaker 2: rich for me, to be fair though, because you asked 279 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 2: me to send over some audio, like some great audio 280 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:31,760 Speaker 2: of our radio show. Yeah, I saw that as an 281 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:34,319 Speaker 2: opportunity to send over very embarrassing audio of you. 282 00:13:34,440 --> 00:13:37,520 Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I thought it'd be funny. 283 00:13:38,520 --> 00:13:45,920 Speaker 1: It wasn't. I'm sorry, and that's fine. Something on Dutch 284 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:49,280 Speaker 1: national radio. You guys are gonna hear here because we're 285 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:54,319 Speaker 1: going to play it for you that I only realize 286 00:13:54,360 --> 00:13:58,200 Speaker 1: what's gone on after the first piece of audio, but 287 00:13:59,120 --> 00:14:03,160 Speaker 1: he insists on playing all of them because he's in 288 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:04,959 Speaker 1: cohurts with you have a listen. 289 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:10,440 Speaker 8: So welcome to the show. This morning. We have a 290 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:13,640 Speaker 8: special guest from overseas. Will welcome. 291 00:14:13,800 --> 00:14:15,960 Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, hey, Maddie, Hey you going. Thanks for having 292 00:14:16,040 --> 00:14:18,360 Speaker 1: me so good to see you. Yeah, great to be here. 293 00:14:18,520 --> 00:14:22,000 Speaker 1: So what brought you to Holland. What's the reason you're here? Well, 294 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,280 Speaker 1: as you know, so I'm one half of the show 295 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: Will and Woody in Australia and over here because my 296 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:29,960 Speaker 1: partner's from the Netherlands and so I'm doing the radio 297 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,720 Speaker 1: show from here for a couple of weeks. So we 298 00:14:31,840 --> 00:14:34,080 Speaker 1: just thought while we are here, this is a good 299 00:14:34,160 --> 00:14:36,760 Speaker 1: chance to promote our show to an international audience. 300 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:39,960 Speaker 8: Okay, good yeah, best woman come from Holland, right. 301 00:14:39,960 --> 00:14:42,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, right. 302 00:14:44,960 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 8: So you're hosting the show together with together with Woody. 303 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,880 Speaker 1: Yeah, because obviously you guys can stream us online. They've 304 00:14:50,960 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 1: organized some audio that I can play for you guys 305 00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,000 Speaker 1: so that we can actually promote the show here and 306 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:55,720 Speaker 1: they can listen and see if I like it. 307 00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,000 Speaker 8: Before we're going to play stuff I must say the 308 00:14:58,040 --> 00:15:01,760 Speaker 8: Australian radio market and especially you guys. I think it's 309 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,960 Speaker 8: top of the bill. Thanks man content, Thank you. So 310 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:08,359 Speaker 8: I'm expecting a lot. Actually, let's start. 311 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,160 Speaker 1: The first bit. Yeah sure, Okay, here we go. Okay, 312 00:15:10,760 --> 00:15:13,920 Speaker 1: and I went, as we all must, to pepper pig World. 313 00:15:14,440 --> 00:15:16,960 Speaker 1: You've been to pepper pig World. Who's been to pepper 314 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,720 Speaker 1: pig World? Not enough? Clearly? So what's this? 315 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:26,400 Speaker 8: It went to pepper pick World. 316 00:15:26,440 --> 00:15:28,880 Speaker 1: This is yeah, it just really. 317 00:15:28,760 --> 00:15:31,760 Speaker 8: It doesn't matter. Take your time. What am I'm listening to? 318 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:36,840 Speaker 1: Okay, I think I've just realized I've come in here 319 00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:38,480 Speaker 1: to promote the show, but they've seen it as an 320 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:39,680 Speaker 1: opportunity to stitch me up. 321 00:15:39,960 --> 00:15:43,320 Speaker 8: Okay, good, Yeah, but maybe the second bid will hold up. 322 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,440 Speaker 8: You know you here, you collect some international listeners, right. 323 00:15:46,680 --> 00:15:47,160 Speaker 9: I hate you. 324 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:49,720 Speaker 1: I don't know if you're listening, but I hate you. 325 00:15:49,760 --> 00:15:50,720 Speaker 8: Can I play the second man? 326 00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,040 Speaker 1: Sure, man, okay, good, let's just do it. I think 327 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,160 Speaker 1: it will be better, right, okay, yeah, sure. I have 328 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:59,280 Speaker 1: been hypnotized earlier today. It's left me in a little 329 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,720 Speaker 1: bit of a giddy sort of a state. 330 00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:02,080 Speaker 3: This can be a two hours. 331 00:16:04,400 --> 00:16:06,160 Speaker 1: I've just been riding with a pencil on the desk. 332 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:10,480 Speaker 1: Check this out, bang and then watch this, watch this bank. 333 00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:18,040 Speaker 1: I've been having a great time. When I say time, 334 00:16:18,080 --> 00:16:21,320 Speaker 1: I mean yeah time been really sorry. 335 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:23,080 Speaker 8: It's a bit messy. What was the situation? 336 00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: Actually the situation is I want to breakfast show in 337 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:29,720 Speaker 1: another country, playing awful audio for myself. 338 00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,760 Speaker 8: You're only here for a couple of days. 339 00:16:31,560 --> 00:16:34,120 Speaker 1: And yeah, I haven't organized this audio. 340 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:35,600 Speaker 8: This is the best you guys have. 341 00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:37,360 Speaker 1: No, it's not the best we have like we have, 342 00:16:37,520 --> 00:16:39,280 Speaker 1: like we I've had to I. 343 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:43,720 Speaker 8: Okay, I always find you only guys. You guys only 344 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:47,000 Speaker 8: have premium content. You know, they want bit to go 345 00:16:47,160 --> 00:16:50,640 Speaker 8: where that I've vince ditched up. I have them You 346 00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:54,960 Speaker 8: I know. Maybe let's listen to. 347 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:55,520 Speaker 1: The last bit. 348 00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 8: Will you're dying? 349 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,400 Speaker 1: Right? Do we have to? 350 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,040 Speaker 8: Yeah? 351 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:02,360 Speaker 1: We have to. Here we go. Okay, I'm excited. 352 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:08,960 Speaker 3: Your average excuse me snuck through the cracks there from 353 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,040 Speaker 3: all buttonfoosh and tongue. It was supposed to be a 354 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:15,400 Speaker 3: splash and it's completely distracted me. Then and then has 355 00:17:15,440 --> 00:17:16,560 Speaker 3: stepped around me. 356 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:27,480 Speaker 1: Direct what. 357 00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:35,760 Speaker 8: Sorry, I pressed pause for a little bit. It's not 358 00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:39,640 Speaker 8: really classy. Now, what did I hear? 359 00:17:40,920 --> 00:17:41,160 Speaker 1: Yeah? 360 00:17:41,200 --> 00:17:46,040 Speaker 8: I'm sorry, man, Uh, I expect it's something much different 361 00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:46,399 Speaker 8: than this. 362 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:47,960 Speaker 3: I mean, so. 363 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:56,000 Speaker 8: Say hi to Woody from Safe Travels Home. Man, looks 364 00:17:56,080 --> 00:17:59,240 Speaker 8: luck with your show. I don't know. 365 00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:08,600 Speaker 3: I couldn't have gone better. That great primo. 366 00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:16,640 Speaker 1: So embarrassing the fart one. He actually stopped it by 367 00:18:18,880 --> 00:18:23,000 Speaker 1: playing it to his audience as well. Remember so they're 368 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:23,680 Speaker 1: tagging a dive. 369 00:18:23,880 --> 00:18:26,880 Speaker 3: Q music has taken a massive. 370 00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:29,760 Speaker 1: Oh my god, he couldn't have gone worse. 371 00:18:31,320 --> 00:18:33,800 Speaker 6: Is there anything else I can help you? Work? 372 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,240 Speaker 1: I can help you with? 373 00:18:35,760 --> 00:18:37,000 Speaker 6: Anything else I can help you with? 374 00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:42,480 Speaker 2: We are testing the theory right now at the end 375 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 2: of business calls when they say, because they all say 376 00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:48,280 Speaker 2: it will, Is there anything else I can help you? 377 00:18:48,359 --> 00:18:52,160 Speaker 3: With will they actually help you with anything? 378 00:18:52,920 --> 00:18:56,240 Speaker 2: I mean, if they're offering that service, will technically anything 379 00:18:56,280 --> 00:18:58,320 Speaker 2: we ask of them they should be able to help with. 380 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:04,919 Speaker 2: So today, will you are calling Wally's Lolly's which is 381 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:08,000 Speaker 2: a lovely Wally store. Okay, and you can ask whatever 382 00:19:08,040 --> 00:19:10,679 Speaker 2: you like about Lolly's at the start, and then effectively, 383 00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:12,720 Speaker 2: when she says is there anything else I can help 384 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:16,000 Speaker 2: you with? I've written down a few things for you 385 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:18,600 Speaker 2: to ask her about or bring up, and we'll see 386 00:19:18,600 --> 00:19:19,359 Speaker 2: if she'll help you with it. 387 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 3: Let's see how many times she says it before hanging 388 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:22,040 Speaker 3: up on you. 389 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,160 Speaker 6: Good afternoon, Wally. Michelle's speaking. 390 00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,359 Speaker 1: Hi Michelle. Funnily enough, my name is also Wally. But look, 391 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:34,439 Speaker 1: I was just what are the chances? Hey? I was 392 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:38,000 Speaker 1: just ringing because I'm not sure if you guys have 393 00:19:38,119 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: got sour worms in Wally's lollies? 394 00:19:44,359 --> 00:19:48,159 Speaker 6: We sure do, Yes, you have sugared sour worms. 395 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:56,720 Speaker 1: Yes, shoot, perfect. Now. My partner, Cherie, she has a 396 00:19:56,760 --> 00:20:02,080 Speaker 1: slight aversion to the sour, and so I was just wondering, 397 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:05,640 Speaker 1: do you do like a like? She still likes it, 398 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,000 Speaker 1: but just not too much. So do you do like 399 00:20:08,080 --> 00:20:09,560 Speaker 1: a washed sour? 400 00:20:11,800 --> 00:20:15,439 Speaker 6: What are you suggesting we like, you know, lick the 401 00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:17,640 Speaker 6: sugar off the sour worms or something. 402 00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:19,879 Speaker 1: Well, you know when you go to an Indian restaurant 403 00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:21,600 Speaker 1: and you get chicken tika and they're like, we can 404 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,640 Speaker 1: wash the tika for you, you know, and so it's 405 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,000 Speaker 1: not a spicy. 406 00:20:26,800 --> 00:20:30,119 Speaker 6: Unfortunately not I don't have sour worms that aren't really 407 00:20:30,160 --> 00:20:33,480 Speaker 6: not sour, but I've got gummy bears, so they're just 408 00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:37,639 Speaker 6: not Souray. What is there anything else she's that she 409 00:20:37,880 --> 00:20:39,000 Speaker 6: likes that I could help you with? 410 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:47,000 Speaker 1: Well, funnily enough, she also likes Ryan Gosling, But I'm 411 00:20:47,000 --> 00:20:48,440 Speaker 1: a big Ryan Reynolds guy. 412 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:55,800 Speaker 6: Where do you I love Ryan Godling? I just watched 413 00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:59,160 Speaker 6: what was it Drive or something the other night? Yeah, 414 00:20:59,760 --> 00:21:01,760 Speaker 6: I gave What else could I. 415 00:21:01,720 --> 00:21:02,199 Speaker 5: Help you with? 416 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:06,280 Speaker 1: Well, here's one for you actually that you ask. We've 417 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:09,480 Speaker 1: got one child together, and we're kind of like tossing 418 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,480 Speaker 1: up whether we should have another one. And the big 419 00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,080 Speaker 1: part for me and all of that is it would 420 00:21:14,119 --> 00:21:16,639 Speaker 1: be great to give my daughter a sibling. So I 421 00:21:16,680 --> 00:21:20,000 Speaker 1: suppose question for you is have you got any siblings? 422 00:21:20,040 --> 00:21:21,880 Speaker 1: And how important to you? 423 00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:32,240 Speaker 6: The most bizarre phone call of my week, but you 424 00:21:32,280 --> 00:21:32,880 Speaker 6: did ask. 425 00:21:32,720 --> 00:21:35,040 Speaker 1: Me if if I if I needed anything else, And 426 00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,760 Speaker 1: you know, I haven't really had a chance to ask 427 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:38,120 Speaker 1: anyone else this, So here we are. 428 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,800 Speaker 6: You wouldn't want my sibling, let me tell you he 429 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:47,680 Speaker 6: lives on an island in Hong Kong for a reason, 430 00:21:47,880 --> 00:21:50,359 Speaker 6: that we're a sibling like that should stay. 431 00:21:50,440 --> 00:21:53,280 Speaker 1: I think, wow, that that went somewhere that I didn't expect. 432 00:21:58,600 --> 00:22:04,760 Speaker 6: So all back to Wally. Yeah, it's able to help 433 00:22:04,840 --> 00:22:08,280 Speaker 6: you in any way to say that it's not siblings 434 00:22:09,040 --> 00:22:10,480 Speaker 6: or fine goslings. 435 00:22:11,960 --> 00:22:18,120 Speaker 1: The other thing I'm wondering recently is you know when 436 00:22:18,160 --> 00:22:21,280 Speaker 1: you like, you go into a hotel room and the 437 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:28,040 Speaker 1: air conditioners on, right, do you speak no? 438 00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:28,439 Speaker 9: No? 439 00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:32,120 Speaker 1: This again? Just you ask me if I did anything else? 440 00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:35,760 Speaker 1: So you know, when you go into a hotel room 441 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:38,160 Speaker 1: and the air conditioners on and you want to make 442 00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:40,600 Speaker 1: the room cooler, do you press the up arrow or 443 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:47,240 Speaker 1: the down arrow there? Because that always beats me? Oh 444 00:22:47,359 --> 00:22:52,119 Speaker 1: my god, I have turning it down? You know when 445 00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:53,760 Speaker 1: you're like a little like a colder, are you going 446 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:54,600 Speaker 1: up or you're going down? 447 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,040 Speaker 8: Going up? 448 00:22:56,080 --> 00:23:01,160 Speaker 6: I reckon interesting, especially especially when you're a woman. 449 00:23:01,280 --> 00:23:04,320 Speaker 1: You know you can that turning it up actually makes 450 00:23:04,320 --> 00:23:06,399 Speaker 1: it colder. So that's that's that's the thing if you 451 00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:08,000 Speaker 1: turn it up, is that you're saying, like, you know, 452 00:23:08,119 --> 00:23:10,159 Speaker 1: turn up the heat or are you saying turn up 453 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,440 Speaker 1: the cold? I'm always a bit stumped. 454 00:23:14,800 --> 00:23:19,000 Speaker 6: Oh goodness, very random questions. Yes, So when I said 455 00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:20,959 Speaker 6: can I help you with anything? That was not what 456 00:23:21,040 --> 00:23:27,159 Speaker 6: I expected? Is there anything else I can help you with? 457 00:23:29,080 --> 00:23:31,080 Speaker 1: Have you got any idea? What's in a checko role? 458 00:23:31,880 --> 00:23:35,439 Speaker 1: Just this has got to be a joke, you know, 459 00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:37,480 Speaker 1: that's just one on behalf of the people. I think 460 00:23:37,520 --> 00:23:40,000 Speaker 1: everyone's thinking that one. What the bloody hell is in there? 461 00:23:40,040 --> 00:23:41,560 Speaker 1: And why are they so delicious? 462 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:44,800 Speaker 6: I'm a Kiwi so Chico roles are not, you know, 463 00:23:45,080 --> 00:23:48,520 Speaker 6: in my dietary plan. I think you can talk on 464 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:54,080 Speaker 6: any topic at all. So are we talking about Lolly's 465 00:23:54,160 --> 00:24:01,159 Speaker 6: here or just are you just wanting a chat? This 466 00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:05,320 Speaker 6: must be one of my friends ringing this is crazy. 467 00:24:06,520 --> 00:24:08,679 Speaker 6: I don't want to hang up on you because I 468 00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:11,440 Speaker 6: don't want to be rude. But am I helping you today? 469 00:24:12,080 --> 00:24:13,920 Speaker 6: Is just going nowhere? 470 00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,000 Speaker 1: You've definitely been helping me. Thank you. 471 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:24,760 Speaker 2: Last week on the show Will we were talking about 472 00:24:24,760 --> 00:24:28,080 Speaker 2: the fact that Russell Crowe actually hated the first script 473 00:24:28,080 --> 00:24:29,320 Speaker 2: for the movie Gladiator. 474 00:24:29,760 --> 00:24:31,240 Speaker 3: He actually gave the reason why. 475 00:24:31,720 --> 00:24:36,399 Speaker 1: Gladiators in the arena would occasionally take on endorsements for 476 00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: products and stuff like olive oil and everything. 477 00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:42,560 Speaker 2: So his character Maximus in the first step would like 478 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:44,760 Speaker 2: promote olive oil after winning fights. 479 00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,040 Speaker 3: Now, yeah, off this. 480 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,439 Speaker 2: I had a little joke with you where I was like, 481 00:24:48,480 --> 00:24:50,760 Speaker 2: this is what the original movie would have sounded like, 482 00:24:50,800 --> 00:24:53,520 Speaker 2: And I only played one bit of audio from the 483 00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:55,359 Speaker 2: film if you missed it yet, is again. 484 00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:59,800 Speaker 9: My name is Maximus, Decimus Ridius, nd the Armies of 485 00:24:59,800 --> 00:25:04,240 Speaker 9: the General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the 486 00:25:04,240 --> 00:25:10,600 Speaker 9: true Emperor Marcus Aurelius, father to a murdered son, husband 487 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:13,840 Speaker 9: to a murdered wife, and I will have my olive 488 00:25:14,359 --> 00:25:15,120 Speaker 9: in this life. 489 00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:15,760 Speaker 1: For the next. 490 00:25:16,760 --> 00:25:19,960 Speaker 2: So it's obviously Champagne comedy that was unbelievable last week. 491 00:25:20,160 --> 00:25:22,240 Speaker 2: But what I didn't tell you, because I actually was 492 00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:25,240 Speaker 2: a little bit embarrassed, is that last week, when I 493 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:28,080 Speaker 2: was putting that together, I genuinely sat down and watched 494 00:25:28,119 --> 00:25:32,480 Speaker 2: the entire film again for the sixtieth time, and I 495 00:25:32,600 --> 00:25:35,760 Speaker 2: wrote down time codes for every single moment in the 496 00:25:35,800 --> 00:25:38,440 Speaker 2: film where Russell could have possibly said olive oil. 497 00:25:38,720 --> 00:25:39,720 Speaker 3: And then I'll got. 498 00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:42,399 Speaker 2: Our audio producer to find those parts in the film 499 00:25:42,440 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 2: and in olive oil. 500 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:45,680 Speaker 1: My god, will do. 501 00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:48,439 Speaker 2: You want to hear the montage of every opportunity? Russell 502 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,760 Speaker 2: Crow could have said olive oil in the film Gladiator? 503 00:25:52,400 --> 00:25:53,880 Speaker 1: How is Mark still with us? 504 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:54,400 Speaker 3: He's gone. 505 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:59,159 Speaker 1: He has good reason to walk off the job. But 506 00:25:59,280 --> 00:26:03,760 Speaker 1: obviously absolutely I want to hear the montage. Everyone deserves it. 507 00:26:05,280 --> 00:26:09,600 Speaker 1: Tell me again, Maximus, why are we here? The olive oiler? 508 00:26:11,880 --> 00:26:15,160 Speaker 9: My brother, she said his father, I will always serve 509 00:26:15,240 --> 00:26:15,919 Speaker 9: olive oiler. 510 00:26:16,680 --> 00:26:19,240 Speaker 1: Just look at me, Look at me. Promise me that 511 00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:20,719 Speaker 1: you would look after my folly boiler. 512 00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 9: The frost sometimes it makes. 513 00:26:24,320 --> 00:26:33,360 Speaker 1: Them olive oil stick. My wife, I'm olive oiler already 514 00:26:33,359 --> 00:26:37,600 Speaker 1: waiting for me. My brother hates all the world and 515 00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,840 Speaker 1: you most of all. 516 00:26:39,280 --> 00:26:42,040 Speaker 9: Because your father choose olive oil and everything. 517 00:26:43,680 --> 00:26:52,440 Speaker 1: Because of my father. Olive oil. Oh my god, my 518 00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,760 Speaker 1: personal favorite has to be my wife and my olive 519 00:26:55,760 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 1: oil are already waiting for me. Oh great, year, it's 520 00:27:04,000 --> 00:27:07,359 Speaker 1: will and Woody. I've given a great drive. Oh so good. 521 00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:15,360 Speaker 1: I'm broadcasting from FSAM for the next couple of weeks 522 00:27:15,520 --> 00:27:19,760 Speaker 1: to visit Sammy's family over here. Given we've got a 523 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:22,560 Speaker 1: little girl now in Maxi, it's really great chance for 524 00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:24,600 Speaker 1: her to visit her family. But I want to talk 525 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:26,879 Speaker 1: about something now which is relatable for people, which is 526 00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,919 Speaker 1: how hard it can be to reconnect with your partner 527 00:27:30,960 --> 00:27:33,159 Speaker 1: if you haven't seen them for a while. So and 528 00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,560 Speaker 1: that you don't necessarily need to have a child for 529 00:27:36,600 --> 00:27:38,359 Speaker 1: this to be a phenomenon for you. Then you might 530 00:27:38,359 --> 00:27:40,320 Speaker 1: have had time part because of work or a holiday, 531 00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,840 Speaker 1: whatever it is. But when you do have a child, 532 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:48,040 Speaker 1: time together is the first thing that you lose. Because 533 00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,240 Speaker 1: what you do is you develop this little tag team 534 00:27:50,240 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 1: thing where you're like, okay, cool, Well when you're spending 535 00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,919 Speaker 1: time with them, I'll go and get to do this 536 00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,800 Speaker 1: thing that I get to do by myself. So you 537 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:58,600 Speaker 1: get very good at spending time alone. You get much 538 00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:01,199 Speaker 1: better at that, which is good, but you genuinely forget 539 00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,560 Speaker 1: how to hang out with each other. And I think 540 00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:06,440 Speaker 1: it kind of catches everyone off guard. It certainly caught 541 00:28:06,520 --> 00:28:08,280 Speaker 1: us off guard. It was like, oh my god, we 542 00:28:08,400 --> 00:28:13,240 Speaker 1: don't there's a behavior here, there's a language that we've 543 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,399 Speaker 1: learned over time, and again, you might have experienced the 544 00:28:16,440 --> 00:28:18,760 Speaker 1: same phenomenon if you know that button push of Tommy's 545 00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:20,920 Speaker 1: partner Set's been over in the US for a few 546 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,240 Speaker 1: weeks as well. I'm not sure if it was the 547 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:26,919 Speaker 1: same for you, Tommy, but it's a genuine like wow, 548 00:28:27,720 --> 00:28:30,359 Speaker 1: and if I could kind of analogize it to something, 549 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:32,760 Speaker 1: it reminded me of when we used to go back 550 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,199 Speaker 1: to school after the primary school holidays. You know, when 551 00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:37,960 Speaker 1: it felt like you've been on holiday for two years 552 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,440 Speaker 1: and you go back to school and then there are 553 00:28:40,440 --> 00:28:42,400 Speaker 1: these people that you used to have these connections with 554 00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:43,720 Speaker 1: and then you're in the first day and you're like, 555 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:45,520 Speaker 1: oh my god, how do I relate to you again? 556 00:28:45,640 --> 00:28:47,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, and you had your hair brained Bali and you 557 00:28:47,480 --> 00:28:49,680 Speaker 2: think everyone will love it, and then you're like, damn it, 558 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:53,080 Speaker 2: this doesn't work outside of Bali exactly. 559 00:28:53,640 --> 00:28:55,920 Speaker 1: And it's similar to when you come back with your partner, 560 00:28:56,400 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: I find And we kind of had a bit of 561 00:28:57,680 --> 00:29:03,840 Speaker 1: a double whammy recently because yes, I've been away from 562 00:29:03,880 --> 00:29:05,640 Speaker 1: her for three weeks. She came over to the Netherlands 563 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 1: before me with Max for three weeks, so I have 564 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:11,120 Speaker 1: three weeks by myself, so I got to really enjoy 565 00:29:11,280 --> 00:29:13,600 Speaker 1: my own time. She had one on one time with 566 00:29:13,640 --> 00:29:17,000 Speaker 1: our daughter, and then over the weekend we shipped our 567 00:29:17,080 --> 00:29:19,800 Speaker 1: daughter Max off with her grandparents, so it was just 568 00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:23,920 Speaker 1: Semini hanging out one on one, isolated in a city, 569 00:29:23,960 --> 00:29:26,200 Speaker 1: which on paper is awesome. And you know what, the 570 00:29:26,240 --> 00:29:28,479 Speaker 1: first night was great. We went out for dinner, We 571 00:29:28,520 --> 00:29:31,080 Speaker 1: did all the things that you'd expect adults to do 572 00:29:31,360 --> 00:29:32,960 Speaker 1: when they haven't seen each other for a long time. 573 00:29:33,320 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: That's easy. We think we can all agree on that. 574 00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,080 Speaker 1: Go out for dinner, have a few drinks together, have 575 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:41,480 Speaker 1: sex whatever. That's great, that's the simple stuff. Then it 576 00:29:41,520 --> 00:29:43,680 Speaker 1: comes down to the thing the next morning when you 577 00:29:43,720 --> 00:29:47,240 Speaker 1: wake up together and you've both had a coffee and 578 00:29:47,280 --> 00:29:51,640 Speaker 1: you're like, hm, well I know what I want to do, 579 00:29:52,000 --> 00:29:53,600 Speaker 1: and they're kind of looking at it, going, well, I 580 00:29:53,640 --> 00:29:58,640 Speaker 1: know what I want to do. And you forget that 581 00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:03,160 Speaker 1: you agreed to compromise with this person on decisions and 582 00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:06,600 Speaker 1: that it's not just about you, And there's this huge 583 00:30:06,680 --> 00:30:08,360 Speaker 1: question mark And I don't know how you go about 584 00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:12,720 Speaker 1: it woulds but how do you navigate the next What 585 00:30:12,960 --> 00:30:16,800 Speaker 1: looked initially on paper like a completely liberating sort of 586 00:30:16,840 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 1: ten hours, all of a sudden looks a lot like 587 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:19,640 Speaker 1: a prison. 588 00:30:19,800 --> 00:30:20,040 Speaker 4: Yeah. 589 00:30:20,080 --> 00:30:21,760 Speaker 3: I kind of felt there's two things that going with me. 590 00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,000 Speaker 2: If I haven't seen mim for a while and then 591 00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:27,360 Speaker 2: we've got time together, I've got this massive pressure that 592 00:30:27,400 --> 00:30:30,680 Speaker 2: I put on the situation to be really romantic, like 593 00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:31,560 Speaker 2: from a rom com. 594 00:30:31,880 --> 00:30:33,360 Speaker 3: Like I'm always like, this. 595 00:30:33,240 --> 00:30:36,000 Speaker 2: Weekend needs to be like the film before Sunset if 596 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,840 Speaker 2: you've seen that with Ethan Hawk. We needed just be 597 00:30:37,920 --> 00:30:41,480 Speaker 2: doing really romantic, amazing things all weekend because you know, 598 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,080 Speaker 2: this is probably what we've sacrificed a little bit because 599 00:30:44,120 --> 00:30:47,320 Speaker 2: we haven't had time together. But with that pressure can 600 00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:49,240 Speaker 2: be as you said, like it almost creates like a 601 00:30:49,320 --> 00:30:52,920 Speaker 2: bit of a prison for you. I find and every 602 00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:55,800 Speaker 2: idea you've got, you're like, oh no, that's not romantic enough. 603 00:30:55,840 --> 00:30:59,000 Speaker 2: We need to find a ferris wheel or something. And 604 00:30:59,040 --> 00:31:03,560 Speaker 2: I feel like we that pressure it does make that time, yeah, 605 00:31:03,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 2: kind of stressful. 606 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:08,680 Speaker 1: Sometimes one hundred percent stress is exactly the key. So 607 00:31:09,000 --> 00:31:10,760 Speaker 1: the good thing for me is that, you know, whilst 608 00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,280 Speaker 1: I was enjoying my three weeks alone in Melbourne pretty 609 00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:21,600 Speaker 1: much watching AFL football shows, Sem watched a lot of 610 00:31:21,640 --> 00:31:25,480 Speaker 1: on the couch, SEM was here actually spending some time 611 00:31:25,520 --> 00:31:27,680 Speaker 1: thinking about our relationship and what we're like one on 612 00:31:27,720 --> 00:31:29,520 Speaker 1: one and you know, I also think that if she 613 00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: wasn't a mum, she'd probably be the best psychotherapist on 614 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:35,040 Speaker 1: the planet. She's incredibly intuitive with this sort of stuff. 615 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:38,880 Speaker 1: So we actually got to this point on Saturday morning 616 00:31:38,920 --> 00:31:40,640 Speaker 1: when we woke up together after we've had dinner and 617 00:31:40,680 --> 00:31:42,760 Speaker 1: had all the fun stuff, and she was like, I've 618 00:31:42,760 --> 00:31:45,680 Speaker 1: had this idea, just go with me here. But clearly 619 00:31:45,720 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: we both know what we want to do here, and 620 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,440 Speaker 1: I know we're not going to compromise and we've forgotten 621 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,160 Speaker 1: how to talk to each other, but I would still 622 00:31:51,200 --> 00:31:52,760 Speaker 1: like to hang out with you. And I was like, yeah, 623 00:31:52,760 --> 00:31:55,400 Speaker 1: I'd like to hang out with you. Agreed, agreed, And 624 00:31:55,400 --> 00:31:57,840 Speaker 1: she's like that's important. But she had this idea where 625 00:31:57,880 --> 00:32:01,120 Speaker 1: she was like, okay, well what we just go one 626 00:32:01,160 --> 00:32:03,760 Speaker 1: for one? And I was like, what do you mean? 627 00:32:03,800 --> 00:32:05,800 Speaker 1: And she was like, well, what do you want to 628 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:07,240 Speaker 1: do next? What do I want to do next? We 629 00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:10,480 Speaker 1: both tabled it, and then she was like, Okay, we'll 630 00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:12,920 Speaker 1: agree on one of them and then the next person 631 00:32:12,960 --> 00:32:15,240 Speaker 1: gets to decide the next thing that we do. And 632 00:32:15,280 --> 00:32:19,480 Speaker 1: we just exchanged one for one in terms of activities 633 00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:22,600 Speaker 1: for the rest of the day. And it was brilliant. 634 00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:27,000 Speaker 1: It was absolutely brilliant up until the point that she 635 00:32:27,120 --> 00:32:29,920 Speaker 1: forgot that we were in Amsterdam and we're going one 636 00:32:29,960 --> 00:32:31,640 Speaker 1: for one, And it came around to the fact that 637 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,360 Speaker 1: I was like, great, let's get cooked and watch a 638 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:40,440 Speaker 1: sex show sucked in. I'm joking. 639 00:32:40,680 --> 00:32:42,840 Speaker 3: It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. 640 00:32:43,840 --> 00:32:46,280 Speaker 2: I mean, I just don't know. I mean, it's Amsterdam. 641 00:32:47,520 --> 00:32:48,880 Speaker 2: I don't know what's a joke anymore. 642 00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:54,280 Speaker 1: But it was a really good It was a really 643 00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,480 Speaker 1: good idea up until I started behaving like a child. 644 00:32:58,080 --> 00:32:59,920 Speaker 1: But you guys can take that one home with you though. 645 00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:02,720 Speaker 1: It's a really brilliant, great way to hang out with 646 00:33:02,760 --> 00:33:04,120 Speaker 1: your partner one on one. It'sheel and woody.