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Speaker 2: I came across an article that had me in absolute
Speaker 2: stitches over the weekend. So imagine this. Imagine. Okay, it's
Speaker 2: late at night and you have a loved one that's
Speaker 2: been buried in a cemetery. That's not funny, Okay, lots
Speaker 2: of us have that, all right, But you go to
Speaker 2: visit them. You're having a late visit at a cemetery
Speaker 2: to share dinner with your loved one, and all of
Speaker 2: a sudden you hear a ghost. Yeah, is that the
Speaker 2: cemetery with you? And you think, oh my god, is
Speaker 2: that art Mildred. No, it's not art Mildred. It's actually
Speaker 2: just a twenty four year old man who's hiding in
Speaker 2: the cemetery making ghost noiss, Oh, that would be really scared.
Speaker 1: You had a joint. What's the story? Yeah, I'm imagining
Speaker 1: that punk.
Speaker 2: There's a guy in the States who's been arrested hiding
Speaker 2: in cemeteries making ghost noises at poor people who are
Speaker 2: going to visit their to visit their family. What's arrested for?
Speaker 2: What is it? He pleaded guilty to using threatening, tending
Speaker 2: to be a ghost, or abusive behavior likely to cause
Speaker 2: distress and was fined thirty five pounds.
Speaker 1: Wasn't a lot of money and ours?
Speaker 2: I know. I also said it was in the US,
Speaker 2: but it was and it was in the UK. But
Speaker 2: you know what the fine details of this story to.
Speaker 1: Think about Laura's when she reads something, she just goes
Speaker 1: to the ooh's the cemetery aren't mildred, but leaves all
Speaker 1: detail out.
Speaker 2: But don't you think it's so fun I feel like
Speaker 2: all of us have, not that we've hidden in a cemetery,
Speaker 2: but the idea of all of us.
Speaker 1: I've done that. I think I speak for all of
Speaker 1: us when I say we've all prayked someone behind the grave,
Speaker 1: We've all ebalmed someone and then laughed at them.
Speaker 2: I think it's so funny that you can be fined
Speaker 2: for this, that this is an actual law, that you
Speaker 2: can't hide in a cemetery and pretend to be a ghost.
Speaker 2: And you know what that means. It's time for she's back.
Speaker 1: She's brought it back.
Speaker 2: It's time for laws.
Speaker 1: Laws. Here we go, laws laws.
Speaker 2: Now. There are lots of very silly laws out there,
Speaker 2: and people have been arrested and fine for many things
Speaker 2: like woo in a cemetery.
Speaker 1: Laura, because you have to set this up. We have
Speaker 1: done this before. Laura has this weird hard on for laws.
Speaker 1: She brings up laws from around the world and she
Speaker 1: tells us Britt that in thinking we're going to love them,
Speaker 1: and they're the weirdest things ever.
Speaker 2: The thing is is that these are so stupid, but
Speaker 2: somebody had to have done it for it to be
Speaker 2: implemented as a law. That's why I find it fascinating.
Speaker 2: So here we go, law's laws. I've got a couple
Speaker 2: of good ones for you. In Florida, unmarried women who
Speaker 2: parachute on Sundays can be fined or jailed, but only
Speaker 2: on Sunday, surely days from like this seventeen onur where
Speaker 2: they paraguided in the seventeen hundred.
Speaker 1: Imagine being that one woman who did it on a
Speaker 1: Sunday and they're like, you, wench, we're setting go to
Speaker 1: the courts.
Speaker 2: Now, legislation, guys, we need to get on the patriarchy
Speaker 2: about this, because this is a rule that was created
Speaker 2: to uphold traditional values and social norms regarding a appropriate
Speaker 2: activities for women on Sundays, all right. Next one, In Kentucky,
Speaker 2: it's illegal to die duckling's blue and to sell them.
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, animal cruelty.
Speaker 1: It's true.
Speaker 2: Why you ducks though? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Also, could you do it? Pink and green and yellow blue?
Speaker 2: Blue is specifically the law. But yeah, it's for animal
Speaker 2: welfare purposes, okay. In Tennessee it is a legal Oh no,
Speaker 2: this is this is what I understand. But in Tennessee,
Speaker 2: it's illegal to use someone else's Netflix account. You can
Speaker 2: be fine. That should be everywhere. Mitch, you'd be done.
Speaker 1: You'd be in prison.
Speaker 2: You actually are guys. Look, yeah, I mean, Mitch, you
Speaker 2: would share anyone you actually know. You were talking about
Speaker 2: how you were sharing yours recently. You've also been a
Speaker 2: victim of this. Okay. And lastly, guys, this is one
Speaker 2: that I think we can all really take home and appreciate.
Speaker 2: In Alaska, it is illegal to push a live moose
Speaker 2: out of an aeroplane. What this regulation addresses concerns for
Speaker 2: both the welfare of the moose and the safety considerations
Speaker 2: for people on the ground. I feel like it be
Speaker 2: legal to push any animal out of an aeroplane. Why
Speaker 2: are we just on the moose. Yeah, but imagine being
Speaker 2: on the ground and you see a moose flying out
Speaker 2: of an aeroplane. You're like, oh God, think of the
Speaker 2: people and the moose. A bear fly out of that
Speaker 2: British giraffe. I think the same as You're taking this
Speaker 2: a little bit too seriously. Somebody or segment, somebody out
Speaker 2: there pushed the moose out of an aeroplane and you
Speaker 2: shouldn't do that. They got fined for it.
Speaker 1: Maybe it fell out of the aeroplane. Who knows, why
Speaker 1: was it in? There's anyway, so many questions that Laura
Speaker 1: doesn't have the answers for that.
Speaker 2: Is it for laws?
Speaker 1: Laws?
Speaker 2: And if you're going to a cemetery this weekend, don't
Speaker 2: make any ghost no noises.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for it to be rested for another
Speaker 1: nine months. We did that segment like twenty two.
Speaker 2: It's coming back.
Speaker 1: We're getting out of here.