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Speaker 1: John Pinder, Good morning, right gang from you.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen when the show started today and I heard

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Speaker 2: about Chris Evans the I always find it strange when

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Speaker 2: people mention Chris Evans, who's the sexiest man alive?

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Speaker 1: And you think of the other Chris Evans.

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Speaker 2: I only know that Chris married to Billy Piper. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: Curly Ginger radio from the nineties. You're not a looker,

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Speaker 2: and yeah, not a looker as an understated Chris Evans

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Speaker 2: is an actor, but he's the sexiest man alive.

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Speaker 1: And in this Oh, do you know you like Idris Elber,

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Speaker 1: don't you? Yeah? He who's voted him in then People

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Speaker 1: People Magazine magazine.

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Speaker 2: This is something that's been won by Ryan Reynolds.

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Speaker 1: Because he likes a bit of Chris. You know, he's

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Speaker 1: a superhero on the on the screens.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but his childhood crush, his first celebrity crush was

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Speaker 2: Winny Off the Wonder Years.

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Speaker 1: So was my Yeah it wasn't horrible.

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Speaker 2: Alive and the runner up, Yeah, both find the same celebrity.

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Speaker 2: You're bonkers, isn't it what he moved on to after that?

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Speaker 2: I moved on to that detail. But I know it

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Speaker 2: to be true. I moved on to Winnie the Poo

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Speaker 2: after that, and then Winnie Churchill. There's something about the

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Speaker 2: name for me. I like, I did actually have a

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Speaker 2: love affair with Winni Blues for many years, a torrid,

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Speaker 2: torrid affair.

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Speaker 1: It's kings Ale on this week? How was it good?

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Speaker 1: I've never been like school night gigs on but the week.

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Speaker 2: I' go to Weirday a Wednesday, and I don't realize

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Speaker 2: until you're there, like these people just rock it in

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Speaker 2: the dream. I always feel it has a very strange

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Speaker 2: effect on me going to any large venue to watch

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Speaker 2: any kind of gig, because I know I'm supposed to

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Speaker 2: be there to have fun, but all I feel is

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Speaker 2: uilt and shame about how I'm not working hard enough.

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Speaker 1: Look at these guys.

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Speaker 2: They're selling out an arena, an arena. It's a Bill

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Speaker 2: Bailey a couple of months back. Yeah, and it was

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Speaker 2: just like all they feel is is crushing, shame of

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Speaker 2: like I should be working harder to do that.

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Speaker 1: I can't even enjoy it. To enjoy it, I don't really.

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Speaker 2: I'm a comedian though it doesn't work. It's not in

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Speaker 2: our nature. I should know this, but it's I don't

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Speaker 2: get too many music gigs me, it's been a long

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Speaker 2: time since I really like, I very rarely get to them.

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Speaker 2: See a lot of comedy gigs. I don't see a

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Speaker 2: lot of it was Arena. Is that the same thing?

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, yeah, but.

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Speaker 2: It's a very strange thing, especially in the modern world.

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Speaker 2: Most people watch it through their phone as well. I

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Speaker 2: think I saw most of that gig through a lady's iPhone.

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Speaker 1: What a different crowd.

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Speaker 2: But we saw that billy like I feel you for

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Speaker 2: like an Instagram story. That's what the Instagram story is for.

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Speaker 2: What's we made up to? I'm a Liam Gallagher, Do

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Okay, But is anyone watching the whole gig back

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Speaker 1: on their phone?

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Speaker 2: And That's what I'm thinking, is it They're going, do

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Speaker 2: you know what, I'm going to be sneaky here and

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Speaker 2: I'm going to gather all this magic and atmosphere so

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Speaker 2: that I can absolutely rock out to this concert again

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Speaker 2: on the toilet.

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Speaker 1: These people don't know how clever at purpose You're missing out.

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Speaker 2: And another thing that I noticed as well is that

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Speaker 2: depending on what gig you're at as well, if that

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Speaker 2: gigs sold well, if they're a good enough band, that

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Speaker 2: it's sold. Well, you don't get an awful lot of

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Speaker 2: room to have a dance here. You're like that you could.

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Speaker 2: You really only get one dance move, and that's the

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Speaker 2: jump up.

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Speaker 1: Them down on the spot.

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Speaker 2: You can slightly rotate your shoulders a little bit, but

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Speaker 2: it's not our dance as such, is it. If it's

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Speaker 2: an emotional one, you sort of wave your arm side

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Speaker 2: to side, but you have to wait till everybody else

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Speaker 2: is doing that, otherwise you will be an imposition on people. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: because you'd be like, stop waving you And I got

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Speaker 2: I got hit in the neck with a plectrum at

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Speaker 2: that gig as well. Yeah, there was a chubby lad

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Speaker 2: of his He went up on his friend's shoulders, and

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Speaker 2: the geezer, the smoldering handsome man from mister yeah good lord,

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Speaker 2: he's handsome. Yeah, handsome man. Yeah, he should be on

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Speaker 2: that list. Even I were aroused, I couldn't believe it.

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Speaker 1: I've never I've never. I didn't know what he looked like.

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Speaker 1: Follow will yet, I'll follow him about.

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Speaker 2: He spotted these guys on each other's shoulders and sort

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Speaker 2: of like, did this you know? The bottle cap flick

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Speaker 2: that people do with. He did that with a plectrum

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Speaker 2: and then it hit me in the net. I didn't

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Speaker 2: see it, but I felt I was like, that was

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Speaker 2: a plectrum. I know what being in the neck with

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Speaker 2: a plectrum, it feels like looking around, get to keep it. Well,

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Speaker 2: I don't think it's I don't think it's that's an

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Speaker 2: assault of some sort.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it a good thing? You like that?

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Speaker 2: Well, I'm gratefully he was a guitarist and not a

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Speaker 2: trumpet player, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: And a drama? Where is it? Yeah? I always thinking that.

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Speaker 2: I tried to complain miss the Leon, sir, your highers

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Speaker 2: of Leon. I've called the police on him. That's you

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Speaker 2: can't do that. But where's where's the line drawn with musicians?

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Speaker 2: What are they allowed to throw like orchestras?

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Speaker 1: Don't do it.

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Speaker 2: I think I'll cancel me outon John tickets that much.

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Speaker 2: Drop a grand piano. You don't need none of that

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Speaker 1: What they like at US as well? Did you see

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Speaker 1: that Taylor Swift?

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Speaker 2: Was it last week on the US The US charts

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift, every single song Taylor Swift makes all the music. Now,

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Speaker 2: imagine what sort of a did you do it on

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Speaker 2: the Shore Report? Imagine that radio show and in at

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Speaker 2: number four, Taylor Swift again tonight, We've got a real treat.

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Speaker 2: All of it is Taylor Swift. Imagine. I think the

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Speaker 2: world's gone bonkers. I think if this, if it's Life

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Speaker 2: of Ours, is a simulation, like a video game that

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Speaker 2: somebody's just playing with. I reckon, he's I reckon, he's

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Speaker 2: let his little brother. You know, got a former comedian

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Speaker 2: as the president of Ukraine. We've got for we had

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Speaker 2: a former reality style that was a former president of

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Speaker 2: the United States.

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Speaker 1: There's been a pandemic. Taylor Swift makes all the music.

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Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 2: It's taken all that start two words. I think that's

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Speaker 2: what's pushed me over the edge. So the Taylor Swift

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Speaker 2: I'm becoming old fashioned.

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Speaker 1: All the world is crazy, but I.

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Speaker 2: Have thought the world is for the first time, what

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Speaker 2: is the world coming to?

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Speaker 1: And then that's an old people think what else has

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Speaker 1: taken your fancy? This week? Stupid news?

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Speaker 2: Oh, yes, stupid the stupid news.

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is the very really proper stupid news. It's

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Speaker 1: a proper stupids. Okay, where do you go first? Copperload

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Speaker 1: of this? Imagine if the news readers did that. I'm

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Speaker 1: a Valentine. This very close to her.

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Speaker 2: In a grand symbolic gesture, American actor Sean Penn presented

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Speaker 2: his Oscar to President Zelenski of Ukraine during a recent

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Speaker 2: meeting in Kiev.

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Speaker 1: His oscar is like his Oscar statue.

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Speaker 2: He's like, listen, I want to help out have my

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Speaker 2: oscar statue, do you know? Yeah, it's a loan as well.

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Speaker 2: He's like, you give that back to me. When the

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Speaker 2: wars it was only a line and he said in

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Speaker 2: Malibu as well, He's like, I'm not going to come

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Speaker 2: back here for it. You have to visit me and

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Speaker 2: give me that for what purpose? I mean nothing against

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Speaker 2: Sean Penn. He seems like a nice enough man, but

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Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? Where where is self awareness? Yeah? Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the death is just trying to keep his people alive

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Speaker 2: and it's a proper war. He's like, do you want

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Speaker 2: this TACKI gold statue? You can put this listen, don't

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Speaker 2: thank me.

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Speaker 1: I think nothing of it. It's uselessest high brow than that.

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Speaker 1: So did I, so did. I just packed his bag

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Speaker 1: when he left home in America. He's made the thought

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Speaker 1: and they had the thought and gone, I'm going to

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Speaker 1: pack pack the award.

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Speaker 2: Yeah I'm taking I'm taking the oscar tic care, which

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Speaker 2: maybe it was for. It'd be more practical to have

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Speaker 2: given him a key for the oscars at least.

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Speaker 1: That would have at least that would have been useful

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Speaker 1: in some way. You know, what's he going to do

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Speaker 1: with it?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but he's gonna use it as a baton to

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Speaker 2: swat at the enemy.

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Speaker 1: Sure, well, I don't even know what the oscar was for.

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Speaker 1: Actually was the one.

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Speaker 2: Here's this token of a time where I did really

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Speaker 2: really well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, in a frivolous anyway. Good luck us,

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Speaker 1: like was staying alive. Yeah yeah yeah with the real world.

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Speaker 2: Enjoy the rest of the war, Malib. There's another one,

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Speaker 2: another one. A man was detained on Wednesday after throwing

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Speaker 2: eggs at King Charles and Camilla Parker bowls.

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Speaker 2: This was this would have got your goal, isn't it. No,

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Speaker 2: don't throw an egg, you know, I mean it was

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Speaker 2: multiple legs to man, man, it was more accurate. It

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Speaker 2: was a scruffy layer about who lets Doc Martins go

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Speaker 1: If you ask me, do you know what I mean?

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Speaker 1: It's something about them shoes.

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Speaker 2: You can always like you see the top half from

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Speaker 2: I can almost guarantee little peanuts wearing Doc Martin. And

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Speaker 2: there used to be a really cool anti establishment symbol,

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Speaker 2: didn't they? Yeah, But more and more they're worn by

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Speaker 2: irritating little they.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't be doing with them.

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Speaker 2: There's a sort of people that glue their faces to

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Speaker 1: Sure what action there is either, what do you mean

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Speaker 1: we're ruining art for the for the what is it? Guess? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: For the climate? Yeah, I get the connection. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I think it's the old idea is you guys are

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Speaker 2: distracted by all this culture when you should be thinking

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Speaker 2: about there's the only point in surviving is so that

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Speaker 2: there's some fun.

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Speaker 1: Culture and stuff like that. You're ruined all that? Why

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Speaker 1: bother surviving? Have you protest? But keep you grabb little

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Speaker 1: hands off the money. It's thought better. I thought it

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Speaker 1: was just anywhere with these people looking because people are

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's what it is, to be honest

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Speaker 2: with you. I might be cynical and jaded me.

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Speaker 1: I don't.

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Speaker 2: I never listened to anybody protesting anything because I can't

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Speaker 2: help but think of it as an attention grab.

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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, even if you've got a

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Speaker 1: good point. If you you know what I mean. But

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Speaker 1: perhaps I'm jaded like that.

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Speaker 2: Here's my last bit of stupid news.

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Speaker 1: I just like the headline. It's not even that stupid.

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Speaker 2: A Virgin flight was forced to make an emergency landing

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Speaker 2: at Perth Airport the other day after losing flap control.

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Speaker 1: Did you know that was going? Did you read that headline?

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Speaker 2: It's like my nan are always used to say, just

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Speaker 2: keep your feet on the ground if you lose flap control.

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Speaker 1: Once a flap's busted, that's you done for. This has been.

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Speaker 2: And that was the stupid news. Thank you, John, cheers,

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Speaker 2: so you later.