WEBVTT - FULL: Darren From Donald 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:00.840 Quest. 0:00:00.920 --> 0:00:05.520 Yeah, welcome friends to The Christian O'Connell Show podcast. 0:00:07.880 --> 0:00:14.040 Oh gillion silly Pumpador, Wake up Jeff, how about ff? Jeff, 0:00:14.520 --> 0:00:21.439 Christian O'Connell Show, Gold one O four point three. Sometimes 0:00:21.480 --> 0:00:23.599 when I'm in the middle of it, I forget it's 0:00:23.600 --> 0:00:26.200 a radio show and I'm on the radio. At least 0:00:26.200 --> 0:00:28.080 I can actually swear fully huh. 0:00:29.120 --> 0:00:33.120 That's that's why are we so antagonistic towards the Wiggles. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:37.720 We love that's when there's a new young unknown man 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.560 taking on the mic of the Wiggles, you've got to 0:00:39.560 --> 0:00:42.080 whip the crowd up for frenzy click bait. That's the 0:00:42.120 --> 0:00:45.280 world were living now. Were living in an attention deficit world, 0:00:45.320 --> 0:00:47.800 so we've got to shout for the little person. Yeah. 0:00:47.840 --> 0:00:49.879 But when there's a new up and coming Australian rock 0:00:49.920 --> 0:00:51.360 bear and we don't go death to a. 0:00:51.400 --> 0:00:55.080 C d C. But it is at tension grabbing. If 0:00:55.080 --> 0:00:57.680 that was on a poster, you would notice it win 0:00:57.720 --> 0:01:01.280 a billboard is back later on this Also on today's show, 0:01:01.440 --> 0:01:04.679 there will be a full tribute to the amazing Shnade O'Connor. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.080 Very very sad news Patsy had it just there a 0:01:07.120 --> 0:01:09.880 couple of minutes ago about the Parson of Shnead O'Connor. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:13.960 Also on today's show. Then the Goldathon is back tonight. 0:01:14.880 --> 0:01:17.440 Sad scenes for Ireland, not just with losing Shneade, but 0:01:17.520 --> 0:01:20.959 actually there was an amazing goal the Women's World Cup 0:01:21.040 --> 0:01:24.200 right here in Australia from Cape McCabe. Is called an olympico. 0:01:24.360 --> 0:01:26.440 I've never ever seen one at a World Cup stage. 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:29.520 I even googled it and the last World Cup that 0:01:29.640 --> 0:01:32.640 had an Olympico goal. This is from a corner where 0:01:32.720 --> 0:01:35.360 it's the player kicking it. It doesn't touch another player, It 0:01:35.520 --> 0:01:36.400 curls right. 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:37.440 It is beautiful. 0:01:37.640 --> 0:01:40.399 The last time it was there was the Men's World 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:42.760 Cup in the sixties. It has never been one any 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:45.720 World Cup in over sixty years. It's an amazing goal. 0:01:45.920 --> 0:01:48.440 But what's heartbreaking about it is Island are out of 0:01:48.480 --> 0:01:50.240 the Women's World Cup. They get one of the best 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:54.040 goals you've probably seen the tournament. They're out. So Canada 0:01:54.200 --> 0:01:57.760 looked very very good. Who Australia play Monday? Australia playing 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:00.640 Nigeria tonight? The Golathon on the show in the n 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.560 s mes every time Matilda's get a goal, you win 0:02:03.640 --> 0:02:06.760 a Prize Big game tonight. Are we all back watching it? 0:02:06.800 --> 0:02:10.040 Of course, Patsy, I didn't see convincing you. 0:02:10.160 --> 0:02:12.000 You know I did, no totally. As long as it's 0:02:12.040 --> 0:02:14.320 not too late, Nana has to go after bed, we're 0:02:14.320 --> 0:02:14.799 given to. 0:02:14.760 --> 0:02:19.079 Move the game forward, you know, Patria Jones, news reader, 0:02:19.680 --> 0:02:21.160 she's got to go to bed. So we're going to 0:02:21.200 --> 0:02:22.799 move the whole game forward just a. 0:02:22.720 --> 0:02:25.880 Half Gamely, Sam car is not playing, so it doesn't 0:02:25.919 --> 0:02:27.359 really matter anymore until Sam's back. 0:02:27.480 --> 0:02:27.960 Rap it up. 0:02:28.040 --> 0:02:30.000 Do you know what if I'm the coaching that team, 0:02:30.160 --> 0:02:31.799 I'm getting Sam Kerr out there, even if it's a 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:33.960 ten to twenty minutes. Is media playing with one of 0:02:33.960 --> 0:02:38.239 those boots kicking one? She's not gotten advantage. 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:42.119 She probably kicked the ball further with that move stadium. 0:02:41.680 --> 0:02:45.799 Get into another state. Now today's show, we are looking 0:02:45.840 --> 0:02:53.600 for your postal stories. Are we not allowed to use 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:56.800 the life the one we were using yesterday? We decided 0:02:56.800 --> 0:02:59.079 to go for a water down version of it. Here 0:02:59.080 --> 0:03:04.800 we go. That's more like it. All right, Welcome to 0:03:04.840 --> 0:03:09.919 Today's show aka the World of Posts. Any stories you've 0:03:09.919 --> 0:03:13.520 got to do about things coming in the post going 0:03:13.560 --> 0:03:15.919 missing in the post that you've tried to send in 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:18.519 the post what fell off the back of a lorry 0:03:18.919 --> 0:03:19.679 weird things. 0:03:19.520 --> 0:03:21.920 Your postman or post woman has done. 0:03:23.639 --> 0:03:27.240 The way it ended the wheelchair, I didn't control it. No, no, no, no, 0:03:27.360 --> 0:03:29.799 to slicked this early on maybe after seven, but not 0:03:29.800 --> 0:03:34.079 not out the gates. No check what like Well they're 0:03:34.120 --> 0:03:38.200 in the hedge watching it or something a postman. Pat No, 0:03:38.400 --> 0:03:39.800 you never did that in the TV show. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:43.880 I don't know. Maybe instead of riding a bike, they're 0:03:44.120 --> 0:03:45.240 riding a donkey or something. 0:03:48.840 --> 0:03:52.400 World of post We're just giving you examples. We're just 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:56.240 giving you examples. Now. Yesterday, Patsy, you said, we're wondering 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:58.880 what happens to the stuff that doesn't get delivered? Yes 0:03:59.280 --> 0:04:02.600 after you toad us an amazing story about the Dyson 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:05.320 doesn't there in the winds. 0:04:05.520 --> 0:04:07.640 It just didn't get delivered to my friend, and Os 0:04:07.720 --> 0:04:09.680 Poster said, yeah, sorry, we lost that one. 0:04:10.440 --> 0:04:13.040 Patsy thought that they all go into like an auction. 0:04:13.640 --> 0:04:15.160 I thought once a year they have one. 0:04:15.400 --> 0:04:18.679 Patty's one hundred ccent Right, you're kidding me, No, you're right. Patsy. 0:04:19.360 --> 0:04:21.720 Christian got an email. Heard the show yesterday Patty talk 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:25.359 about the auction Patty's right, it goes to auction in Victoria. 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.640 After a period of time, all unclaimed goods are sent 0:04:28.680 --> 0:04:33.359 to Abby's Auctions. This is Nicole Marketing meager of Abby's Auctions. 0:04:33.720 --> 0:04:36.080 The Abby's team sorts it into lots that are then 0:04:36.240 --> 0:04:38.800 sold to the public. We have to go to one 0:04:38.800 --> 0:04:44.119 of the patsy online auction. We have unclaimed post auction 0:04:44.520 --> 0:04:48.640 every two weeks. Go online. Your mate might find his dice. 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:52.160 I'm going to jump on board now. Is it cheaper? 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.719 Abby's Auctions dot com dot au They still have a 0:04:55.720 --> 0:04:57.840 look on there right now. It's of all of our 0:04:58.000 --> 0:05:01.120 unclaim post What of post? 0:05:01.640 --> 0:05:04.520 The Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:05:05.000 --> 0:05:07.400 A couple of days ago, which chatter one of you, Mick, 0:05:07.600 --> 0:05:10.600 a retired posting is trying to put together a book 0:05:10.839 --> 0:05:15.040 of posty stories. We're trying to help them out by 0:05:15.040 --> 0:05:17.800 collecting any stories that we might have together that could 0:05:17.839 --> 0:05:21.919 go into mixed book. So we calling today's show the 0:05:21.960 --> 0:05:24.559 World of Posts as we are a collection point really 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:26.719 for any stories you've got to do with the post. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.680 It might be something unusually you tried to send in 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:31.040 the post yesterday. I was wondering if you can so 0:05:31.160 --> 0:05:35.760 I'm pretty sure pretty down sure you can beekeepers send 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:38.880 bees to each other in the post, like those very 0:05:38.960 --> 0:05:41.600 rare world African ones. You can send them international as well. 0:05:41.839 --> 0:05:44.159 So if anyone's got any information on bees in the post, 0:05:44.320 --> 0:05:46.640 thanks and playing bees in the post, please contact the 0:05:46.640 --> 0:05:50.960 show a SAP nine four three. Now no calls so 0:05:51.080 --> 0:05:55.880 far in the world of posts any kind of stories 0:05:55.920 --> 0:05:58.320 to do with the post. So I thought to encourage 0:05:58.360 --> 0:06:01.400 people calling today. Every caller gets on air with a 0:06:01.440 --> 0:06:03.360 post story gets a free stamp. 0:06:03.480 --> 0:06:03.880 You win a. 0:06:03.880 --> 0:06:07.400 Stamp, yep. I mean, who cares about one hundred thousand 0:06:07.440 --> 0:06:09.800 dollars on alphabucks on Fox or whatever. You get a 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:12.479 free stamp. Suck for everybody you got to come on 0:06:12.560 --> 0:06:14.240 air to go on there? You mean you gotta have 0:06:14.279 --> 0:06:16.719 another killer, and I mean another killer because it's gonna 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:19.280 be water all killer stories about the post now Rio 0:06:19.360 --> 0:06:22.919 our producer was despatched yesterday gone buy some stamps. Turns 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:24.520 out it's not as by the way, Patsy, how much 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:25.880 you think of stamp is now Australia. 0:06:26.000 --> 0:06:29.320 It's pretty outrageous. I'm going to say a dollar, fifty. 0:06:30.000 --> 0:06:30.559 Dollar, twenty. 0:06:30.960 --> 0:06:32.640 There's a lot of money though, is stick. 0:06:33.040 --> 0:06:34.839 I remember when there were forty five cents. 0:06:34.600 --> 0:06:37.080 When we kid. Oh, he probably moments a couple of 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:38.080 shillings pantsy. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:40.360 A penny, a penny. 0:06:40.360 --> 0:06:43.920 Go down on your penny, father playing with that stick 0:06:43.960 --> 0:06:47.200 and a hoop in the muddy lane. There is what 0:06:47.240 --> 0:06:49.160 I've been yesterday when you went to get stamped. 0:06:49.200 --> 0:06:52.080 Well, I'm much younger than all of you, obviously, and 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:52.800 so I've never been. 0:06:52.839 --> 0:06:55.000 You say that, it really upsets only one person, not 0:06:55.120 --> 0:06:57.800 Meal Patsy. Okay, I'm happy where I am. Mister jack 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:01.800 poet trying to claim that you're with him, you're not 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:06.960 the same age one, dusty one shiny and you can 0:07:07.040 --> 0:07:08.880 that doesn't want to call you too? Now dusty and shine? 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.680 What do you mean you can tell careful where you're 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:11.080 going with that. 0:07:11.200 --> 0:07:12.640 I'm just saying I've never had to go to a 0:07:12.680 --> 0:07:15.080 stamp and buy them with forty for forty five cents. 0:07:15.120 --> 0:07:17.880 I'm completely ignorant to the world of stamps, unlike you 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:23.240 who's from a different generation obviously, and come on, we 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:24.000 got a whole show. 0:07:24.840 --> 0:07:25.119 Ado. 0:07:25.320 --> 0:07:27.800 What I think it is is, as a child, I 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:31.080 was a keen letter writer, whereas obviously you were. 0:07:30.800 --> 0:07:32.760 Who are you writing to? I was? I was? 0:07:33.000 --> 0:07:36.680 I remember using yeah to TV shows. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:39.920 It's a lost art. Now everyone just emails. 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.560 Not dollars that write the TV shows. Who are you 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:46.880 writing to? Dear? But Jack again? Me and the wizards 0:07:46.880 --> 0:07:51.720 in my bedroom shoes? Were you writing too? 0:07:51.800 --> 0:07:54.440 But there was a kid's show called Cheese TV and 0:07:54.480 --> 0:07:58.440 I would enter the drawing competitions like draw mister ry 0:07:58.520 --> 0:08:00.840 Bina to win the Rye beat that sort of thing. 0:08:01.800 --> 0:08:04.520 Let's back drawing competitions because you're like kids TV shows 0:08:04.560 --> 0:08:06.080 in the UK they still always have. There were big 0:08:06.120 --> 0:08:09.640 eye into the couple, right and drawing competitions. I always 0:08:09.720 --> 0:08:12.360 just to one of mine got on a big kids 0:08:12.400 --> 0:08:14.960 TV show right then, Marvin I said it was five 0:08:15.000 --> 0:08:18.640 and three quarters. I was twelve because they were like 0:08:21.040 --> 0:08:24.320 tiger like that a lot. We're dealing with an exciting 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:27.160 new talent here, and I was sitting actually twelve. I 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:28.760 thought if I put five of the quarters age and go, 0:08:28.880 --> 0:08:31.480 this is actually good for a kids, this is very good. 0:08:31.920 --> 0:08:34.160 You got a photo here of the five year old. 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:38.760 Oh my god, hell, that's a lot going on there. 0:08:40.000 --> 0:08:41.760 So anyway, you went to get stamps, shift to see 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:42.520 what happens. 0:08:42.280 --> 0:08:43.199 Went to get stemps. 0:08:43.200 --> 0:08:45.280 I didn't know the old man Jack asked you to 0:08:45.280 --> 0:08:55.720 go old Yeah, was out on a stoop, hey, young scoun. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:56.680 So I got in there. I never bought stamps before, 0:08:56.720 --> 0:08:58.160 so I asked the guy at the front. I was like, 0:08:58.200 --> 0:09:00.480 do you do you guys still tell stems? Because I 0:09:00.520 --> 0:09:02.559 wasn't sure still. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:04.120 Office. 0:09:04.520 --> 0:09:07.360 You look at time travel in a coma. How do 0:09:07.400 --> 0:09:08.920 you think letters are received? 0:09:09.160 --> 0:09:09.240 Well? 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:11.200 I couldn't see any on the l in the air, 0:09:11.720 --> 0:09:16.880 and like, the government will just deliver them for you're 0:09:16.880 --> 0:09:19.959 literally aging yourself. If Neil Mitchell hears about this, you 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:21.640 do a whole show and there's kids today. 0:09:22.240 --> 0:09:24.400 I couldn't see any stamps on the walls or where 0:09:24.400 --> 0:09:26.280 they keep all the products. So he said, oh, yeah we. 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.320 Keep Yeah, because you put those stamps in the window. 0:09:28.760 --> 0:09:31.200 They come get the stamps right there in the window. 0:09:31.480 --> 0:09:33.680 So it brings me to the counter and he goes, oh, 0:09:33.880 --> 0:09:35.480 so what sort of stamps do you want? 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:39.679 I was like, stamping stamp face, a normal stamp. 0:09:39.840 --> 0:09:40.800 That is a weird question. 0:09:41.760 --> 0:09:43.080 That mean would you know what that meant? 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:44.400 Yeah, just a standard stamp. 0:09:44.679 --> 0:09:47.400 He's probably asking, you know, are you seeing a big 0:09:47.600 --> 0:09:49.200 envelope or a small envelope? 0:09:49.480 --> 0:09:52.080 How many stamps on the size of envelope. 0:09:52.080 --> 0:09:56.920 Oh, this is a six foot envelope. Two it does, 0:09:58.400 --> 0:09:58.840 does it? 0:09:58.960 --> 0:10:00.840 And wait as well, do you have class? 0:10:00.840 --> 0:10:02.960 So in the UK when the home of the classes 0:10:03.000 --> 0:10:05.480 in the world, right, that is other first or second class? 0:10:06.120 --> 0:10:06.480 That's it? 0:10:06.600 --> 0:10:07.000 That's so. 0:10:08.040 --> 0:10:10.120 Yeah, And well we used to be a queen set, 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:11.760 so I guess it's now an old Charlie boy. So anyway, 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:12.280 you're back in. 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:14.800 The back in the post office, I said, just he 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:15.080 was it? 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:15.760 What time of day? 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:20.120 Four point fifty? Actually it was dish. Yeah, he wasn't 0:10:20.160 --> 0:10:21.800 didn't have much time for my question. 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:25.800 They're not for the chuckles, and they're not in a rush. 0:10:25.880 --> 0:10:28.000 They don't care about a line building up behind you. 0:10:28.040 --> 0:10:30.079 No, could I just ask a question? No judgment here? 0:10:30.320 --> 0:10:31.959 Average age of that person. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.800 I would say, and you know I have a good 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:36.440 I for age probably sixty seven. 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.520 Yeah, average ASIA employee of someone that works on those 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:40.480 processes nine hundred and. 0:10:40.480 --> 0:10:45.360 Two's asked him, said I know, just stamps for like 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:47.880 a letter, and he goes, yeah, okay, I think I. 0:10:47.840 --> 0:10:49.560 Know what you need. How many do you need? 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:52.760 And that really rattled me because what's in how many 0:10:52.800 --> 0:10:55.040 stamps do you put on a letter? What's a normal 0:10:55.080 --> 0:10:57.120 amount of stamps? I just said, oh, just like, just 0:10:57.120 --> 0:10:59.840 give me like a normal amount of a stamps. 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:03.400 Sound as dodgy as hell. I always think this guy 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:04.120 is using. 0:11:04.640 --> 0:11:06.760 I can't explain that we're a normal amount. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:09.600 What's I mean going into Damn Murphy's. I like some beer, 0:11:10.000 --> 0:11:13.079 A normal amount, just a normal amount. 0:11:15.480 --> 0:11:17.160 If I tell them the truth is that we're sending 0:11:17.200 --> 0:11:20.800 stamps out to listeners. Anyway, I just said, give me 0:11:20.840 --> 0:11:23.360 twenty dollars amount of stamps, and how many are we gone? 0:11:24.160 --> 0:11:24.840 Like eighteen? 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.600 Do you think we're going to get eighteen great stories 0:11:28.160 --> 0:11:28.640 at the moment? 0:11:28.840 --> 0:11:34.760 Or zero stems left over? Brass? Seriously, these are beautiful stamps. 0:11:34.760 --> 0:11:36.480 It's got the Australian fairy. 0:11:36.160 --> 0:11:38.840 Wren collection on that different series. 0:11:38.960 --> 0:11:41.240 Yea, the Lovely fairy Wren, the superb fairy. 0:11:41.000 --> 0:11:43.200 Wren, superb fairy Win is a lovely one. It's not 0:11:43.200 --> 0:11:45.760 the one but the loveliest zill blue and it's our head. 0:11:45.840 --> 0:11:48.360 Exactly correct, Christians. Probably my favorite Wrent. 0:11:48.440 --> 0:11:50.880 Yeah, it's the most colorful out of all the Wren family, 0:11:50.880 --> 0:11:51.360 I believe. 0:11:51.520 --> 0:11:54.360 Yes, you've got the red back Fairy Rent and the 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:55.600 purple crown Fairy Rent. 0:11:55.640 --> 0:11:59.080 On there, whoa bring it all back together? So how 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:00.760 do you get one of these amazing stamps? She called 0:12:00.800 --> 0:12:02.960 us up on the story of anything to do with 0:12:03.000 --> 0:12:05.080 the post? How many calls you think we're going to 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:08.559 get today? This's other sweepstake here about good enough. I've 0:12:08.600 --> 0:12:11.040 seen emails that came here and say so when I 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.840 say good enough, let's not aim for even great or 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:15.640 even good, just good enough stories about I. 0:12:15.559 --> 0:12:17.280 Think what we warm them up? We all we need 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:20.400 sometimes is one great one that the postman was riding 0:12:20.440 --> 0:12:21.480 a donkey or something like that. 0:12:21.559 --> 0:12:24.120 And today is someone calls in saying about I did 0:12:24.160 --> 0:12:26.960 send some bees or hornets in the posts? Right? And 0:12:27.000 --> 0:12:29.280 the other one is like an unusual object that you 0:12:29.320 --> 0:12:31.120 had to go to the post office and try and send. 0:12:31.640 --> 0:12:33.439 If we get one of those, you will ignite the 0:12:33.480 --> 0:12:36.240 others and then we'll be batting them away with a stick. 0:12:36.280 --> 0:12:39.640 And then we really will be in the world of boast. 0:12:39.800 --> 0:12:41.560 The Christian O'Connell show. 0:12:41.440 --> 0:12:46.840 Podcast guys, exciting times the postman is about to knock 0:12:46.840 --> 0:12:50.880 once from a world of posts. Come on, guys, where 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:55.600 were you exciting twenty minutes ago? Post? There we go 0:12:56.280 --> 0:12:59.320 Today's show Gate said two Postal Stories on nine four 0:12:59.400 --> 0:13:07.040 one four one four three guys, who's at the door? 0:13:07.120 --> 0:13:09.800 Lett him in, He's got a delivery, Danny. Good morning, 0:13:10.600 --> 0:13:11.200 Good day, guys. 0:13:11.200 --> 0:13:11.679 Here are you going. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:13.960 We're going to Danny? All right, your personal story, the 0:13:14.040 --> 0:13:16.360 first customer for World of post What have you got 0:13:16.360 --> 0:13:17.360 for Danny? What happened? 0:13:17.920 --> 0:13:18.360 Okay? 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:21.319 Picture this driving down spring Vale Road in the center lane, 0:13:21.880 --> 0:13:23.640 and there's a guy standing on the edge of the 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:25.560 road in fluo and it looked like he was going 0:13:25.640 --> 0:13:27.160 to jump out on the road. So I got my 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:30.520 eyes on him, thinking what's this guy gonna do? And 0:13:30.600 --> 0:13:32.320 next thing you know, the car in front of me 0:13:32.480 --> 0:13:35.920 swerved and I didn't have time to swerve, and it 0:13:36.000 --> 0:13:37.840 was his mail bag right in the middle of the road, 0:13:37.840 --> 0:13:42.000 and I ran over it and there was mail scattered 0:13:42.120 --> 0:13:43.839 like a ticket tape parade behind me. 0:13:44.840 --> 0:13:47.720 Like blowing up as you the impact like an airbag. 0:13:48.400 --> 0:13:50.920 Yeah, And all I can remember seeing is the post 0:13:50.960 --> 0:13:52.439 He run out in the middle of the road with 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.120 both fists in the air. I could see the anger in. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:58.079 Some sort of eight Kids TV show. 0:14:05.760 --> 0:14:07.720 I feel sorry for that guy. I felt so bad, 0:14:07.800 --> 0:14:09.600 but I wasn't going to stop there help him because 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:10.400 he wanted to kill me. 0:14:10.440 --> 0:14:10.960 I him. 0:14:11.920 --> 0:14:13.840 I mean, he doesn't care about the mail that much. 0:14:14.600 --> 0:14:16.680 He's not going to go and do life in prison. 0:14:16.679 --> 0:14:18.440 What are you in for? Someone trying to with my 0:14:18.480 --> 0:14:20.880 mail bag one day? And I don't stand for that. 0:14:21.880 --> 0:14:24.000 I saw the life disappeared from his eyes. I don't 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.640 regret a single thing. You're on a take me away. 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:29.680 It's like William Nason and Taken. He will find you. 0:14:29.760 --> 0:14:35.200 Danny a certain set of skills. Well, Danny, it's setting 0:14:35.240 --> 0:14:38.720 us off. He's the stand man you want to stand 0:14:38.800 --> 0:14:40.320 my friend. 0:14:40.360 --> 0:14:41.160 Thank you very. 0:14:41.040 --> 0:14:42.120 Much, it's a pleasure. 0:14:42.520 --> 0:14:45.600 Well, Christian Connell's show Podcast. 0:14:45.920 --> 0:14:48.440 Time for this week's Naked Hour. We give you the theme, 0:14:49.000 --> 0:14:51.080 then you pick all the songs. You're picking all the 0:14:51.120 --> 0:14:53.680 songs every third on the show from seven o'clock to eight. 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:56.480 Oh, Christian, we've got no songs for the whole hour. 0:14:57.560 --> 0:15:07.160 Oni Nag Nag Nag, Naked Hour, Naked Hour, Oh nig 0:15:07.280 --> 0:15:13.600 nig nig Naked Hour, Naked Hour. 0:15:14.680 --> 0:15:17.040 All right this week then a whole hour of songs 0:15:17.120 --> 0:15:20.720 picked by you. Job titles in the song, sorry, jobs 0:15:20.800 --> 0:15:23.080 in the song title. That's what we're looking for. A 0:15:23.240 --> 0:15:25.920 nine four one four one oh, four three. It's a 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.560 song with a job in the title. Patsy, what are 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:29.040 you going for? 0:15:29.400 --> 0:15:29.600 Yeah? 0:15:29.720 --> 0:15:32.520 Well the Abba special was on the teams again last night, 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:40.160 so I've chosen the Ebba And when I kissed the teacher, some. 0:15:40.280 --> 0:15:44.080 Things don't hate out after day? Oh come on, well, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.080 this is about a girl falling in love with her 0:15:46.120 --> 0:15:48.440 teacher and fan science about making out with them. 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:52.280 Not so politically correct now, but back in seventy nine. 0:15:52.480 --> 0:15:56.600 Oh, it was fair game. Chers were in the coverage. 0:15:56.600 --> 0:15:59.840 Were those kids these days? Woke't? Ha's gone mad? 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.920 Oh bloody hell, I remember it was on that. 0:16:05.080 --> 0:16:12.200 I don't think it's a political thing either, lip poles, PC. 0:16:12.160 --> 0:16:16.080 Got don't be dissing my ebb, thank you very much. 0:16:16.200 --> 0:16:18.240 Why not? It's just a song content Patsy and I 0:16:18.280 --> 0:16:19.840 will one of the lines here. You going to tell 0:16:19.920 --> 0:16:22.040 him my dream on him every night? One of these days, 0:16:22.320 --> 0:16:23.920 I'm going to show him I care. I'm going to 0:16:23.960 --> 0:16:25.200 teach him a lesson. All right. 0:16:26.120 --> 0:16:27.840 We've all had a crush and a teacher, haven't we, 0:16:28.200 --> 0:16:28.840 back in the day. 0:16:30.640 --> 0:16:33.440 Not at my old boys. It's a great different time, 0:16:33.480 --> 0:16:35.640 Patsy before political greatness, of course. 0:16:35.880 --> 0:16:35.920 No. 0:16:36.040 --> 0:16:39.240 The original working title for that was Rio de Janeiro. 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:42.440 Apparently, what's that got to do with In the Teacher. 0:16:42.600 --> 0:16:43.560 I've got no idea. 0:16:43.840 --> 0:16:45.800 Do you know what, guys, PC hasn't come along yet. 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:50.080 Let's own it that this did make into the movie, 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:58.840 this one is he the teacher? Mamma Mia too, Jackie boy? 0:16:58.880 --> 0:17:00.480 What are you going for? Then? A song with a 0:17:00.800 --> 0:17:01.800 job and the title. 0:17:01.720 --> 0:17:03.800 Well, tell me if you think this is a job title, 0:17:03.840 --> 0:17:06.800 I've gone for God Save the Queen, by the sex pistols, 0:17:08.600 --> 0:17:09.240 kill a Soul. 0:17:11.480 --> 0:17:13.399 It's totally a job. That's like one of the. 0:17:13.440 --> 0:17:16.200 Most important jobs. I wouldn't say it's one of most 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:19.359 important jobs. It's definitely a job. And now obviously our 0:17:19.440 --> 0:17:21.960 son's got the gig. But it's a family business that 0:17:22.000 --> 0:17:24.120 you're inheriting, isn't it? And what a business? 0:17:24.560 --> 0:17:26.640 But you could be a Queen of Denmark, a queen 0:17:26.680 --> 0:17:29.440 of many queens. But you never see it on the 0:17:29.520 --> 0:17:31.600 drop down menu of an online form when you're looking 0:17:31.640 --> 0:17:32.440 for your liation. 0:17:32.960 --> 0:17:34.480 You don't know when you when you filling out a 0:17:34.480 --> 0:17:38.440 passport application, put down king or Queen. I noticed that 0:17:38.560 --> 0:17:41.840 King Charles is now he's got the gig. He's giving 0:17:41.920 --> 0:17:44.200 himself a pay Rise. Oh good on him? How is it? 0:17:44.240 --> 0:17:46.800 What's he amazing? Where you? So I bought the company? 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:50.840 You just go pay rise to sad board. He's upped 0:17:50.920 --> 0:17:54.000 himself from despite the Britain having quite a few problems financially, 0:17:54.000 --> 0:17:56.320 he's decided that he's he's worth another twenty five million 0:17:56.359 --> 0:17:56.640 a year. 0:17:57.000 --> 0:17:58.119 But what do they need money for? 0:17:58.280 --> 0:17:58.639 Don't think? 0:17:58.760 --> 0:17:59.840 Isn't it all catered for? 0:18:00.119 --> 0:18:03.600 Prince Andrew? All right, so here's the one I've got. 0:18:04.119 --> 0:18:05.960 I mean, Patsy, You're right, you know, I'm a member 0:18:05.960 --> 0:18:07.879 of the Royal Fathnic. One of the most important jobs ever, 0:18:08.000 --> 0:18:10.520 but not as important as being a cowboy lacker. 0:18:13.040 --> 0:18:13.439 Every day. 0:18:13.480 --> 0:18:15.040 I wonder I'm going to get the call up to 0:18:15.119 --> 0:18:18.920 be a cowboys? Why really moved into Australia? What a 0:18:19.080 --> 0:18:25.720 job to be a cowboy? All right? So we're looking 0:18:25.720 --> 0:18:27.520 for your song, Sole. This would be a great one 0:18:27.560 --> 0:18:28.800 to come out of seven withere that will wake r 0:18:28.840 --> 0:18:30.200 Boss up if we played that today. 0:18:31.160 --> 0:18:35.160 This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast. 0:18:35.320 --> 0:18:39.120 Tim McGrath, Christian, why don't you play Gangster's Paradise Coolier? 0:18:39.840 --> 0:18:42.280 Technically yes, technically is a job. 0:18:43.760 --> 0:18:46.360 I'm not sure whomen get complaints and making it aspirational. 0:18:46.440 --> 0:18:48.600