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Speaker 1: If you're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 2: Bad Time for Dodgy Tummy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Amanda is in New Town.

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Speaker 3: Amanda, Hello, and thank you for joining me on my

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Speaker 3: drive home. Guys, I'm loving you.

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Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, Amanda. We're thrilled to be here. And

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Speaker 2: have you had an unfortunate experience with a bad.

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Speaker 1: Time and we're candy coating this, Amanda, I do.

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Speaker 3: It's a slightly complicated story which I'm going to try

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Speaker 3: and keep really tight. On my way to a very

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Speaker 3: fancy dinner at a fancy hotel in the city with

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Speaker 3: some girlfriends, started to feel incredibly unwell. Took myself to

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Speaker 3: the toilet. Sitting on the toilet torrent of the brown

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Speaker 3: stuff for the very first time in my life, realized

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Speaker 3: I needed to cut let it come out at the

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Speaker 3: other end, and thought, surely if I turn around, I'll

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Speaker 3: be able to stop one when the other starts. Clearly not.

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Speaker 3: But the worst thing was this was in a restaurant

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Speaker 3: which at the time had had a gimmick.

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Speaker 4: It was a frosted.

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Speaker 3: Glass bathroom door. That's when you were sitting on it,

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Speaker 3: it turned clear, No, I am it is a true story.

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Speaker 3: Stewing my past up, crapping out the other ends, and

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Speaker 3: I turn around and is a woman staring at me

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Speaker 3: at the scene.

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Speaker 2: No night there, I'm going to have a nightmare.

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Speaker 1: Can I commend you on candy coating? That's too excise?

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Speaker 2: That's horrific. Oh can I go on? I don't know

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Speaker 2: if I can't, Julianne Illo, Julianne Hi, right. What was

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Speaker 2: your bad time for a dodgy tummy?

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Speaker 4: Oh? When I don't, I have a dodgy tummy. But

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Speaker 4: this one was when I was working for my parents'

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Speaker 4: business and I had been struggling going to the bar room,

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Speaker 4: so like I took like a huge amount of laxities

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Speaker 4: and my parents had to take away food business, and

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Speaker 4: right in the middle of trying to serve everybody, the

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Speaker 4: laxity has decided that they were going to work. So

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Speaker 4: I then bolted to the bathroom did what I needed

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Speaker 4: to do, but I had completely and utterly soiled everything

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Speaker 4: that I had on from the waist down, so I

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Speaker 4: literally had to stick toilet paper up my butt to

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Speaker 4: go back to the back of the shop to get

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Speaker 4: my mum to go and buy me some new underwear

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Speaker 4: and shots.

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Speaker 2: No, well, you're in the middle of serving people. Imagine

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Speaker 2: someone's waiting for their meal.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, And Julianne, might I commend you as well

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Speaker 1: for candy coating.

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Speaker 2: Imagine if we were.

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Speaker 1: Candy coat are you people having trouble with Oh, you

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Speaker 1: were still kept doing what they do.

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Speaker 2: Martin, Hello, Martin Woodscray, you understand tell us about the

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Speaker 2: dodgy tom Okay.

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Speaker 5: William Mum got tickets and we went to anzac Cove,

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Speaker 5: Gallipoly in twenty fifteen. Anyway, after a couple of weeks

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Speaker 5: of having the local food, we decided to go to

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Speaker 5: Heartbreak Coat sorry, the hard Rock Hotel and have a

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Speaker 5: couple of cocktails. Unfortunately, after a couple of weeks of

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Speaker 5: salad and the good stuff, the stomach started rumbling. So

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Speaker 5: walking down your stand, bull, you know, probably five thousand

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Speaker 5: people around me, desperately looking for a toilet. Anyway, I

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Speaker 5: see this mosque, Can I see public toilet? So I

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Speaker 5: run up. By this time, the stomach's literally churning, you

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Speaker 5: can hear it anyway, So I hand over my money,

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Speaker 5: rushed through the little sick thing that they put you through,

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Speaker 5: thinking oh yeah, it's going to have a nice toilet here.

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Speaker 5: Run down the stairs, being the only western are in

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Speaker 5: about twenty men. People are starting to look at me,

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Speaker 5: open the door, up, shut the door, pulling me pants

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Speaker 5: down literally on my to me knees. Then I looked

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Speaker 5: and said, oh, there's no toilet. There's a hole in

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Speaker 5: the floor. There's a hose on the wall, and a

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Speaker 5: little jug to wash yourself afterwards. Anyway, I thought too bad,

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Speaker 5: so I turned around, and let's just say, if you

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Speaker 5: ever seen a cow in a paddic, lift its tail

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Speaker 5: and let rip. All I'll say on the subject is

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Speaker 5: by the time I finished, I had to wash the

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Speaker 5: back wall on the two side walls. And the good

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Speaker 5: thing is I was actually cleaning.

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Speaker 2: The good thing Martin, Well, the.

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Speaker 6: Good thing is I didn't actually get any on myself.

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Speaker 6: There was no toilet paper like she had to use

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Speaker 6: me scrubs And unfortunately for the next person they would

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Speaker 6: have found a pair of undies in the corner.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, oo traveled so broadening, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: Did you take your shoes up before you went into

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Speaker 1: the Mosque International Incident? Martin, thank you for candy coding.

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Speaker 1: Helio is with us.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Ilio, how are you?

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Speaker 7: Oh guys there you're going, well, what happened? I happened

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Speaker 7: a few years ago. I took some dieters to one

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Speaker 7: morning or the night before, and got on the semi

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Speaker 7: trailer and started driving to work, when all of a sudden,

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Speaker 7: the stomach started to brew. Panicking, there was no way

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Speaker 7: I was going to make it back to the yard.

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Speaker 7: So I pulled over and I had some work boots

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Speaker 7: in a box, which I took out the boots and

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Speaker 7: proceeded to do what I needed to do, thinking I

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Speaker 7: would have made it back to work. I got to

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Speaker 7: the M five exit on King George's Road and it

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Speaker 7: started to feel plenty again. Pulled over and panic, nothing

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Speaker 7: else to do it in, went outside, found a bucket

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Speaker 7: in our toolbox, and proceeded to finish off what I started.

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Speaker 2: Can I ask you hear it was the first bit

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Speaker 2: in the shoe box or in the boots.

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Speaker 7: I should have done it in the boots because I

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Speaker 7: had to give him to a guy. I didn't lie

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Speaker 7: but them.

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Speaker 1: Now you know, I think we're done here?

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Speaker 2: Do you think? Thank you for sharing, Thanks thanks for

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Speaker 2: candy coating.

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Speaker 1: Thank you for candy coating that