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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Well, I've brought in

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Speaker 1: a slide projector if you'll allow me to take center

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Speaker 1: stage on this show Brendan for a moment. Sure, of course,

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Speaker 1: of course, of course. Ah, well, it's a story from England.

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Speaker 1: I'll just read you the first paragraph that I've been reading.

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Speaker 1: A drunk man film thrusting at a pile of leaves

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Speaker 1: with his trousers around his ankle. Has been jailed for

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Speaker 1: eight weeks. Wow, he abandoned his missionary position and scuttled away.

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Speaker 1: This happened outside a pub, and I have a slide

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Speaker 1: of the said pub. Nice pub, and it's a hotel

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Speaker 1: in Stockport in Greater Manchester, shortly before eight pm on

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Speaker 1: Saturday the sixteenth. What's that, Well, there's also a slide.

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Speaker 1: Have a look here of a pile of leaves. These

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Speaker 1: leaves were violated. I love this, a sexy pile of leaves.

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Speaker 1: This was a statement read to the court an unnamed

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Speaker 1: hotel worker. I've got a picture of them. It's slide.

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Speaker 1: There's the unnamed hotel worker, but there's a picture. Describe

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Speaker 1: vibed how they saw a colleague and quote became aware

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Speaker 1: of a male acting suspiciously in the hotel car park. Quote.

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Speaker 1: He saw a white male with his trousers down and

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Speaker 1: we could see his bum. This is the court document there.

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Speaker 1: It is his bump. They said there was nothing between

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Speaker 1: me and this mail. He was about a car length

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Speaker 1: away and he appeared to be having sex. I shouted,

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Speaker 1: what are you doing, you dirty be He leapt up,

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Speaker 1: pulled his trousers up and sat in the bushes. He's

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Speaker 1: a picture of him sitting in the bushes. When he

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Speaker 1: was interviewed, he was mortified at the suggestion of what

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Speaker 1: had happened. It's only when piecing together the information he

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Speaker 1: accepted what had gone on. He had no memory of it.

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Speaker 1: As a result of his embarrassment, he has no desire

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Speaker 1: to return to the inn. Here's the picture of the

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Speaker 1: inn again, that he won't be returning to. I think

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Speaker 1: it's for the best. I didn't know John Burke was overseas.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't say what his name is here, Russell, maybe

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Speaker 1: it's Russell. Everyone. This is an important reminder that these

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Speaker 1: are the people in your neighborhood. Indian neighborhood, Indian neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: These are the people in your neighborhood. The people that

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Speaker 1: you meet each day. He was quite The rake joins

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Speaker 1: the and Amanda in the morning, one at one point seven,

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Speaker 1: tell you