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Speaker 1: Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda Podcast.

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Speaker 3: The Jonesy and Amanda Show.

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Speaker 2: Georgeous Amanda, Mistress Amanda is delivering discipline.

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Speaker 3: It hurts, but someone's got to do it.

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Speaker 4: Amanda, Madamanda Jones.

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Speaker 3: And the Virile Jonesy heard them.

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Speaker 5: Describe him as a drunken idiot, stay in school.

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Speaker 1: And learned school.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, okay, Jonesy and Amanda, those are names that you

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Speaker 6: would never forget.

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Speaker 1: Shut up, Hello, Amanda, how are you today?

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Speaker 7: I'm well, did you get fool on the fooliggest day

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Speaker 7: of all fool days?

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Speaker 3: I did get a surprise this morning when a couple

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Speaker 3: of people said to me, oh ah. They texted me

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Speaker 3: saying you're going to be doing the breakfast show at

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Speaker 3: Kiss FM. And I saw on your socials that you've

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Speaker 3: done a very official looking announcement that that's what.

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Speaker 1: We want my AI skills right there.

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Speaker 3: Answer is nowhere not no no, no, no no. But

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Speaker 3: then I had to deal with that this morning. You

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Speaker 3: know it's interesting.

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Speaker 5: Well, I had a few calls from people, people ringing

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Speaker 5: upstaying what's going on.

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Speaker 1: Scotty Cam rang me. He was concerned and the length

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Speaker 1: and breadth.

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Speaker 5: And then one of the fellows that I hang out with,

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Speaker 5: one of his young apprentices, said, is.

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Speaker 1: It true, Jonesy, is it true?

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Speaker 5: And I said, Joey, what day is today? He said Wednesday?

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Speaker 5: I said, what's the day? The first?

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Speaker 1: I said, the first of what?

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Speaker 3: April?

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Speaker 1: And he said, so what? I went bro April Fool's Day.

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Speaker 1: He had no idea, didn't even know about April Fools.

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Speaker 3: Never heard of aprilfol.

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Speaker 1: Never heard of April fol there's twenty.

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Speaker 3: Three just in the world we live in at the moment,

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Speaker 3: because it used to be, you know, spaghetti trees and

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Speaker 3: like the bigtail. They used to do that every year.

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Speaker 3: He did remember memorable ones.

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Speaker 5: Here years ago, I reckon rooftop identification for all the

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Speaker 5: toll ways around the country. We said, from now on,

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Speaker 5: you're going to have your number plate on the roof

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Speaker 5: of your car like gonna.

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Speaker 1: The police had their big people went crazy.

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Speaker 3: People went, what about that time we had just had

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Speaker 3: some publicity photos taken and we made your hair look

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Speaker 3: like because you think you refuse to cut your hairst

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Speaker 3: we exaggerated so it looked like the ladies memob off

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Speaker 3: to tennis and we got Chris Brown I've seen the

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Speaker 3: new New.

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Speaker 5: Billboards your hair unusual and the hair looked and yeah,

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Speaker 5: you fell.

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Speaker 3: For that one. But what's interesting, I think people aren't

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Speaker 3: leaning into this anymore because the world is teetering on

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Speaker 3: such shaky ground at the moment. The world is so

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Speaker 3: bonkers and so scary. Do you think what joke could

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Speaker 3: be better than the reality?

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Speaker 5: I picked up my motorbike from the bike shop and

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Speaker 5: the fellas it's got heated hand grips, and so they

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Speaker 5: put their heated hand grips up flat out.

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Speaker 1: So I'm riding along the road and I thought, I remember.

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Speaker 3: That time they played with your brakes, the whil of

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Speaker 3: the ambulance and watching my spleen run down the road. Guys,

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Speaker 3: we might put this to the pub later in the

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Speaker 3: show about April Fool's Day. Is it still a thing?

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Speaker 5: Kathy let's go to be joining us good two as well,

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Speaker 5: because she was the author of Puberty Blues, which became

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Speaker 5: a movie and attended TV series. Those of us that

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Speaker 5: are old enough to remember or remember Puberty Blues. I

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Speaker 5: watched it just recently, and we're talking about the manner

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Speaker 5: sphere now, and like it feels like nothing's changed from

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Speaker 5: nineteen eighty.

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Speaker 3: Once could be toxic even then.

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Speaker 1: To now, so be good to catch up with.

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Speaker 3: Kathy Well TikTok. Tucker is also on the.

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Speaker 1: Way, and we can't do anything until we do the

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Speaker 1: fast five? Would you like to play? Yes? You would?

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Speaker 5: We ain't for them thirteen fifty five twenty two Why

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Speaker 5: don't you give us a call?

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Speaker 1: On gold? Gem Nation Star.

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Speaker 2: Jonesy and demands.

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Speaker 1: Five play the fast five.

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Speaker 5: We have five questions? Can you go the way and

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Speaker 5: answer all five questions correctly? If you do that a

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Speaker 5: man or so you need.

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Speaker 3: To know if you answer question five, you're going to

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Speaker 3: get the most fantastic Pharaoh chocolate Easter pack.

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Speaker 5: Christie's in back us, marsh Hi, Christy, how are you going?

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Speaker 8: Chris?

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Speaker 5: Do you want to speculate what the Prime Minister's announcement

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Speaker 5: will be? I'm on fuel rationing, Amanda's on fuel rationing,

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Speaker 5: Gem I rise.

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Speaker 3: I thought maybe a baby, Okay.

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Speaker 1: Amanda's baby, I'm fuel Ryan Well, I.

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Speaker 2: Thought maybe someone was singing in question time again and

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Speaker 2: it's like an apology announcement.

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Speaker 4: Christie, yep, So what do I think the Prime Minister's announced?

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Speaker 1: That's not Question number one is when this is just

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Speaker 1: small talk. Christian.

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Speaker 4: I was like, yeah, I reckon it would be that

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Speaker 4: he's something to do with fuel. That's something to do

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Speaker 4: with it cutting the taxes on the fuel more or something.

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Speaker 5: Oh maybe because you don't want people cut going crazy

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Speaker 5: and filling up their mad max interceptor just before Eastern

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Speaker 5: while the gazzoline is low.

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Speaker 3: I don't know what you've just said, but here's question

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Speaker 3: number one for you, Christy. Which color appears on more

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Speaker 3: national flags than any other color?

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Speaker 9: I'll go with.

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Speaker 3: It is it appears on roughly seventy four to seventy

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Speaker 3: eight percent of all national.

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Speaker 7: Four Let's play sing it back to this.

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Speaker 3: This is a song by Maroon five. When they stop singing,

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Speaker 3: it's over to you, Christian day after.

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Speaker 1: Christie and she will be nice work.

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Speaker 3: That's it.

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Speaker 5: If you were a politician, I'd be happy for you

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Speaker 5: singing about your policies.

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Speaker 9: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Which of these sounds Christie was added to the National

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Speaker 5: Film and Sound Archives Sound of Australia Collection in twenty

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Speaker 5: twenty six.

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Speaker 1: This is on the news last night?

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Speaker 5: Is it a the ossy oussy uzzy oi chant b

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Speaker 5: the full time siren at a football game? Or see

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Speaker 5: the pedestrian crossing signal. One of those was added to

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Speaker 5: the Sounds of Australia archive. I'm gonna have to go no, no,

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Speaker 5: and then we have a question three on the Fast five.

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Speaker 1: You won't have a crack.

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Speaker 5: Why don't you give us called thirteen fifty five twenty

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Speaker 5: two on gold Here.

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Speaker 2: Every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand search for

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Speaker 2: us now on the iHeart app the street of Jonesy

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Speaker 2: and Demanders five.

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Speaker 1: We're into the Fast five.

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Speaker 5: We're also negotiating the Prime Minister's address to the nation

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Speaker 5: at seven o'clock.

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Speaker 3: We're not associated making announcement with.

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Speaker 5: No speculating speculating. I'm thinking possibly fuel rationing, or I'm

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Speaker 5: an optimist.

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Speaker 1: Maybe good news.

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Speaker 3: Maybe hey everyone, fuel will.

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Speaker 1: Be free, maybe free fuel Friday, that An.

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Speaker 3: Himself has opened up the streets and we have access

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Speaker 3: to all we need, you know, let's leaning that's optimists.

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Speaker 1: Are you speculating that he's having a baby.

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Speaker 3: Well, I'm just trying to keep the will.

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Speaker 5: Was speculating, Yeah, I thought maybe someone sung again in

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Speaker 5: question time I had to apologize.

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Speaker 1: Jody's in Panania. Do you have any speculation there, Jody,

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Speaker 1: you'd like to add Hello, Jody, Jody's Victoria is in reservoir.

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Speaker 3: Hi Victoria.

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Speaker 5: Hi, Hey, go right, well, any speculation about what Albow

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Speaker 5: will be announcing at seven o'clock.

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Speaker 3: Petro Petrol part Okay, maybe that's not the question, Victoria,

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Speaker 3: Are you getting help? Here's question number three for you.

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Speaker 3: Which of these sounds was added to the National Film

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Speaker 3: and Sound Archives Sounds of Australia Collection In twenty twenty

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Speaker 3: six was announced we heard it yesterday? Is it the

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Speaker 3: full time sign at the NRL or the pedestrian crossing signal?

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Speaker 3: Which of those two things was added to the archives?

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Speaker 3: It's footy no.

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Speaker 8: You think but no.

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Speaker 1: Natalie and son Leah are on the Central Coast.

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Speaker 3: Hello Natalie and son Leo. Hi, HELLI you very well.

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Speaker 3: So one of these was added to the National Film

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Speaker 3: and Sound Archives Sounds of Australia Collection, the a OI chant,

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Speaker 3: the full time sign at the NRL or the pedestrian

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Speaker 3: crossing signal? Which one.

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Speaker 2: It was?

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Speaker 10: The pedestrian crossing You use this sound?

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Speaker 1: Indeed?

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Speaker 3: Isn't that Inish song? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Bad guy? You'll hear that in the song duh you

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Speaker 1: can hear it in the background.

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Speaker 6: There.

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Speaker 5: Also added to the archives were our friend Marcia Hines

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Speaker 5: with you, Missy Higgins and Scarf.

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Speaker 1: Your boyfriend Joe Dolci.

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Speaker 3: Was only added this year.

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Speaker 1: Didn't your mum want that at a funeral?

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Speaker 7: No?

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Speaker 3: Well she loved that song. We wanted it. I wanted

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Speaker 3: at a funeral. What my brother said, No, he chickened out.

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Speaker 1: And of course the succulent Chinese meal.

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Speaker 2: Guy, I'm under what fish is democracy manifest?

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Speaker 1: What is the charge eating on me?

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Speaker 8: Old?

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Speaker 1: A succulent Chinese?

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Speaker 3: Is that you know your judo?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Question number four for you, Natalie and Leo. In a

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Speaker 3: game of poker, what does a flush consist of? Oh gosh,

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Speaker 3: it'll be sussive Leo.

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Speaker 4: I think it's eighth King, Queen Jack and Ted.

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Speaker 3: So I wouldn't know this either, Natalie.

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Speaker 1: Susie is in Green Valley.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Susie, a high aman.

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Speaker 9: This isn't about your pu.

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Speaker 4: I just need to tell you about the greatest dumb

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Speaker 4: April fools did.

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Speaker 8: What to offended was this?

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Speaker 3: I think I know what it was. I don't record.

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Speaker 3: Let's Susie tells the story doing something else.

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Speaker 8: The Chambo under the Harbor Bridge.

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Speaker 9: I supposed you didn't bring it up, so That's where

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Speaker 9: I wanted to tell you.

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Speaker 1: It was a big one.

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Speaker 3: Everyone was expecting a plane to fly under the bridge,

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Speaker 3: but it was a giant elephant.

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Speaker 1: That was Dick Smith was part of that? Wasn't was he?

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure Dick Smith?

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Speaker 2: What was?

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Speaker 3: I think?

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Speaker 5: Two SM the radio station we're broadcasting from the building

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Speaker 5: overlooking two SM.

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Speaker 1: Fun fact, a young Jonesy went on a school excursion.

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Speaker 3: And you think that Soosie was taking us on.

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Speaker 5: He started this and I'm going to finish it. Let's

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Speaker 5: get back on track. Thank you, Susie.

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Speaker 1: Scotty has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Hi, she doesn't she get to answer the question.

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Speaker 1: It's too late. Scott is here? Hello, Scott, oh hello.

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Speaker 3: In a game of poker, what does a flush consist of.

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Speaker 11: All cards are the same suit?

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Speaker 3: Tell you what Scotty here? Question five? If you answer

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Speaker 5: According to Cole's Group, which Australian state bought the most

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Speaker 1: Victoria, Victoria, Scotty, you say that with a degree of authority.

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Speaker 3: I had you're hungry because TikTok Tucker is coming up

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Speaker 1: It's Jonesy Demanda driving you home.

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Speaker 5: It's Wednesday, and on Wednesday we have TikTok Tuker. This

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Speaker 3: to do this today. It's called a mandarin rap and

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Speaker 1: If you're a gangster rapper, you could be mandarin rap.

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Speaker 3: I could, but I'm not, so shall we continue. I've

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Speaker 3: It's a lot of sauces, and they get sprinkled on

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Speaker 1: I saw two mandarins there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it. That's what this does. So first you

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Speaker 1: Peel one off. These mandarins look a bit old and shriveled.

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Speaker 3: Today we're going to peel a mandarin. Yep, they will

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Speaker 1: You like to eat a mandarin.

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Speaker 3: So we've peeled and he's still apealing very much, sir,

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Speaker 1: That's my key demography.

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Speaker 3: Then we lay the mandarin out on the wrap. Can

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Speaker 3: I have yours? Please? How long does it take you

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Speaker 1: Steady core?

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Speaker 3: Did you pass kindergarten? What about fruit and sip or

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Speaker 3: whatever they do? Crunch and lie down whatever it is crunching,

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Speaker 3: our mandarin. It's it's straight there. That'll do. It's straight

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Speaker 3: on the wrap right now. We simply add a squirt

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Speaker 3: of barbecue sauce, Ryan, stop panicking, A little dab of

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Speaker 5: These are Amanda's sources as to what the Prime Minister

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Speaker 3: And shut up, and a source a squirt of scha.

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Speaker 1: I love scha.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so we roll this up. That's all that goes

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Speaker 1: Were toasting it.

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Speaker 3: Roll it up.

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Speaker 1: What's gonna happen.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to cut into thirds and then when we

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Speaker 1: Okay, well we'll do that next on gold.

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Speaker 3: Macon and stop working with and slat.

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Speaker 5: Make you go yeah, this is where we make food

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Speaker 3: Well today often these things you think could they be

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Speaker 3: You don't know if you're being baited. I saw someone

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Speaker 3: This is the mandarin wrap. You were just plain rap

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Speaker 1: You don't want to do that during the songs.

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Speaker 3: I've got a knife, Brendan. I just thought, okay, no,

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Speaker 3: you take the biggest bite there is. That one's for you, Ryan,

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Speaker 3: This for you.

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Speaker 1: You know what it looks like duck pancake.

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Speaker 1: Wow wow, I like it. That's extraordinary, Ryan, What do

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Speaker 3: I don't really know. It's like sweet and sour.

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Speaker 1: That's really good.

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Speaker 1: You got the sweet of the mandarin, the sweet of

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Speaker 5: You got the tang of the barbecue, and the sarata

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Speaker 3: The breadiness of the bread. This insight is incredible, but

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Speaker 3: which as it is, up on our socials. That I

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Speaker 1: Two thumbs up from Jade Dog, Sick.

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Speaker 3: Duck, make a slap done and make you go yacka.

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Speaker 5: Because you're doing the Mandarin rap Mandarin rap and Jaye Dog.

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Speaker 3: I just think you're talking about yourself in the third person,

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jonesy and Amanda podcast.

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Speaker 1: Now about the miracle of recording.

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Speaker 6: Ada Amanda are two great names.

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Speaker 3: I'm not a scatters the chemistry between them, But how

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Speaker 9: I wish you were with your Joe.

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Speaker 3: You're okay, Well I'm tired today. Why Well, in the

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Speaker 9: What it was.

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Speaker 3: It was so chumpy you could carve and this is

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Speaker 1: That's true, or a child. True. We have Kathy.

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Speaker 5: Let join us on the show. Kathy has arrived in

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Speaker 5: the studio. I was just watching Puberty Blues recently.

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Speaker 3: You've seen it before show.

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Speaker 5: I've seen it many many times at the movie or

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Speaker 5: the show. Oh, I love the TV show.

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Speaker 1: I love the movie. I love the book. I loved

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Speaker 5: But people talk about the manisphere and toxic masculinity. Jesus,

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Speaker 5: it was alive and well in nineteen eighty one.

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Speaker 3: Hi, Hi, Bruce Bordaby here he really likes you.

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Speaker 1: How do you not believe me dead set?

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Speaker 3: Who is he front of the boys? He's seeing you

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Speaker 3: down at the beach. Works's old man and he's got

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Speaker 3: a pedal back. Oh god, do I look all right?

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Speaker 5: Rutable Bruce Board would now be sixty seven years of age.

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Speaker 3: Do you think he's still got the van?

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Speaker 1: Well, it'd be worth a bit of do if it's

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Speaker 1: not a rock and no bother. Anyway, Kathy Let will

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Speaker 3: Our next guest is an author twenty one times over.

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Speaker 3: She's hilarious, She's fabulously talented. And I know this because

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Speaker 3: she's a friend of mine. I'm talking about the fabulous

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Speaker 3: Kafi Let, who joins us right here, right now.

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Speaker 11: See you are like a big, big pair of nickers.

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Speaker 11: You know you've got my ass covered.

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Speaker 1: Can I be the Gusset?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I love the worst.

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Speaker 5: Australia in the gusset. It always comes to Gusset with you,

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Speaker 5: Amanda Us. Yeah, some sort of underpant arrangement. I was

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Speaker 5: just thinking everyone's talking about the manusphere lately. Manisphere is everywhere.

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Speaker 5: Puberty Blues, which I watched recently, like two months ago,

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Speaker 5: that was the ultimate Manisphere.

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Speaker 1: Wasn't it. Yeah, it's I'm still proud of that book.

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Speaker 11: It's like straight vege. You might know Bread and Butter's

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Speaker 11: who is Drin, but it's so true, it's so real masculinity.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, So have we got better?

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Speaker 12: Do you think?

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Speaker 13: So?

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Speaker 5: You look at the Manisphere and I don't know if

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, the trouble is women's rights.

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Speaker 11: Just to be serious for seconds, do we do want

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Speaker 11: to uplift people, But women's rights are slipping back right

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Speaker 1: A woman born in.

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Speaker 11: America today has less rights than her grandmother. So there's

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Speaker 11: the abortion bands in America, there's you know, Afghanistan, are

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Speaker 11: you know, sometimes it's tempting to take the word man,

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Speaker 11: that started with one tweet and it brought down Harvey Weinstein.

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Speaker 11: So the sister It is powerful when we stick together,

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Speaker 5: So how do you remedy that? If you've got, like say,

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Speaker 3: I think we have to flood the world with good men.

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Speaker 3: And the good men are there. We just need to

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Speaker 11: Is bring young men into the feminist movement because feminism

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Speaker 3: It's such a dichotomy. Part of you lives in London

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Speaker 3: in royal circles and all that fabulous stuff. But then

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Speaker 3: you come home and you're one of four sisters and

451
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Speaker 3: your fabulous mum who's in the nineties, and that's your

452
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Speaker 3: very tight suburban life here, yeah, in the Shire.

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's my favorite place in the world.

454
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Speaker 8: And I do.

455
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Speaker 11: I'm so lucky. My mother gave me the best gift ever.

456
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Speaker 11: Three sensational sisters and we're just in a love bubble

457
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Speaker 11: a time. And when I come back, we go boogie boarding.

458
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Speaker 11: We all serve to show like four menopausal gidgets holding

459
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Speaker 11: hands and squealing and we refuse to get old. And

460
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Speaker 11: that's my big message to women. Now, my literally raised

461
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Speaker 11: on debtro now in the books I write is you know,

462
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Speaker 11: go forth and be fabulous, have a sensational second act.

463
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Speaker 11: And I also think that, you know, post menopause is

464
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Speaker 11: the best time of a woman's life. No period cramps,

465
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Speaker 11: no pregnancy scares. You've got all that tampon money.

466
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Speaker 1: To spend, you know.

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Speaker 11: And the other great thing that happens to you is that,

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Speaker 11: I mean, you're much younger than me, but when you

469
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Speaker 11: get to fifty, you get a kind of oh feck it,

470
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Speaker 11: I'm fifty, gene kicks, and you no longer care what

471
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Speaker 11: people think about you. And women brought up to be

472
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Speaker 11: decorative and demure, you know, And all the research shows

473
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Speaker 11: when a man and woman start talking, the woman always

474
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Speaker 11: pulls back.

475
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Speaker 3: Except in this studio, of course, I'm allowed to be bolshing.

476
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Speaker 11: But then once you hit fifty, you know, it is

477
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Speaker 11: something magical happens when your easter and drops a bit

478
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Speaker 11: and you just get a little bit more confident.

479
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Speaker 1: I think you come into your true self.

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Speaker 3: My friends and I talk about this a lot. And

481
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Speaker 3: it's almost where all your jewelry, wear your clothes, you know,

482
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Speaker 3: paint your nails. Be loud. Time to be loud, just.

483
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Speaker 11: When society is trying to wrap you up in the

484
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Speaker 11: cloak of invisibility. And it's not just me imagining that.

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Speaker 11: M I five a couple of years ago said they

486
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Speaker 11: wanted to employ middle aged women as spies because nobody

487
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Speaker 11: sees us.

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Speaker 3: I think we should do a fight.

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Speaker 1: But this would be a thing, you you know, I

490
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Speaker 1: can't be too loud, I can't imagine.

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Speaker 5: And firstly, Amanda would get Certainly you would not have

492
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Speaker 5: her as the getaway car driver.

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Speaker 3: Oh why is that?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

495
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Speaker 1: Because oh, you're on dangerous ground. You'd get lost, actually

496
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Speaker 1: the wrong bank. You probably pick up the robbers.

497
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Speaker 3: This nice bag some money in.

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Speaker 1: Where's Kathy's Gang? This is another game. It's good to

499
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Speaker 1: see you've got all this tampon money to spend. Caddy

500
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Speaker 1: should take you out for drink. Kathy Let's book The

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Speaker 1: Sister Would Rules is available now. Kathy Let, thank you.

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Speaker 11: Oh, it's just so lovely to see you again. I've

503
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Speaker 11: just seen We've been talking to rather decades, ever, absolute decades,

504
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Speaker 11: and then it only gets better. We have not passed

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Speaker 11: our amuse by date. No, but I have passed some

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Speaker 11: wind Oh excellent on that Notew.

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Speaker 3: Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: Listen to the podcast whenever you want with the free

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Speaker 2: iHeart Habit.

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Speaker 3: I saw something recently that I thought would be interesting

511
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Speaker 3: to talk about, and that is the nature of work drinks.

512
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Speaker 3: Someone's put a post online asking the question, whatever happened

513
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Speaker 3: to after work drinks. They're saying, here, it feels like

514
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Speaker 3: people don't go for drinks have to work anymore. Everyone

515
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Speaker 3: just goes home. Someone said here, I always picture those

516
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Speaker 3: after work drinks where everyone unwins together. Most days now

517
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Speaker 3: people close their laptops and disappear. And they're saying that

518
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Speaker 3: when those small rituals disappear, our humanity, our sense of community,

519
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Speaker 3: our sense of belonging can disappear, and that's a nice

520
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Speaker 3: ritual to have. Like we we had surprise work drinks

521
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Speaker 3: the other night and it was the best night ever,

522
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Speaker 3: didn't we It was good.

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Speaker 1: We're supposed to go and see the opera and I

524
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Speaker 1: got an outdoor production of Fanis because it's controversial. It

525
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Speaker 1: just got canceled because of the weather.

526
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Speaker 3: Giant thunder lightning storm just as we're about to go,

527
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Speaker 3: and we said, well, look, we might as well just

528
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Speaker 3: go to the pub. Next minute, we're dancing in a

529
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Speaker 3: gay club somewhere.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's funny how you just came up drinking double vodkas.

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Speaker 3: It was great.

532
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Speaker 1: I was watching you guys up on the dance floor.

533
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Speaker 1: I've got the video, but I'm not going to post

534
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Speaker 1: it or anything, because you know, I thank you, no.

535
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Speaker 5: But it was so cute because it was you, Sinda, Joey, Jojo,

536
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Speaker 5: and my wife Helen, and you're all dancing on the

537
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Speaker 5: dance flo I'm just watching you and you're like little kids.

538
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Speaker 5: There was a podium and you could see one of

539
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Speaker 5: the more braver of the group to Sinda, because she's

540
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Speaker 5: been in some sort of dance group as a kid,

541
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Speaker 5: she puts her foot on the on the podium, and

542
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Speaker 5: then you put your foot on the podium. Then next

543
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Speaker 5: minute all of you are on the podium with a

544
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Speaker 5: drag queaen.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it was one of those nights that came out

546
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Speaker 3: of nowhere, and it's so refreshing to do it, just

547
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Speaker 3: to see each other out of work hours, to have

548
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Speaker 3: a bit of a ghost, to have a drink, to

549
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Speaker 3: have a dance. But I wonder if people are still

550
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Speaker 3: doing it. I know COVID and working from home obviously

551
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Speaker 3: has changed things, and the cost of living because he

552
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Speaker 3: lives has changed people going out. But what are we

553
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Speaker 3: losing by not having work drinks.

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Speaker 5: I love work drinks. I probably don't go to them

555
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Speaker 5: as much as I used to. I remember my first

556
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Speaker 5: work drinks in radio. I'd started at Karatha, the Kartha

557
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Speaker 5: radio station, and the radio manager Britain Nev Magrath. That's

558
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Speaker 5: how we spoke, and he said, bj BJ the DJ.

559
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Speaker 5: When you're in town and you're on the radio, everyone's

560
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Speaker 5: going to know who you are, so you make sure

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Speaker 5: you present yourself well.

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Speaker 3: And did you present yourself well?

563
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Speaker 5: I thought about that as I was chucking up em

564
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Speaker 5: you bitter into a phone box next to the pub

565
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Speaker 5: that night.

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Speaker 3: The best shift you've ever done, But you know it was,

567
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Speaker 3: I was say, you know, but often that's where couples,

568
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Speaker 3: you know you maybe you met your partner at work drinks.

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Speaker 3: Maybe someone disgraced themselves and never got over and had

570
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Speaker 3: to go and live in a ditch. What are your

571
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Speaker 3: stories of work drinks?

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Speaker 1: Tribal drama will beat for this. Tales of the work

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Speaker 1: drinks come.

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Speaker 3: We weren't even there yet. That was when you're making

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Speaker 3: arrangements on this phone.

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Speaker 5: That was a weak night, and it wasn't even it

577
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Speaker 5: wasn't even work drink, Ryan Beer, thirteen fifty five, twenty two.

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Speaker 3: Hours of the work stew Let us know what happened nation.

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Speaker 1: The tribal drama is beating tales of the work drinks.

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Speaker 3: Are people still having work drinks? Are people just closing

581
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Speaker 3: their laptops and going home? Are they working from home?

582
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Speaker 3: Are they saving money by not going out? But the

583
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Speaker 3: work drinks are where all the magic and the tragedy happens.

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Speaker 1: And the youngsters don't drink anymore.

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Speaker 3: No, it's interesting.

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Speaker 1: If they do drink, they drink that fruity hipster be

587
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Speaker 1: out a lot of peoples, a lot.

588
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Speaker 3: Of people who are enjoying the The JFK Junior loves.

589
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Speaker 3: The show's called love Story. It recreates their love story,

590
00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,760
Speaker 3: the true love story so called, as they had in

591
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Speaker 3: the nineties in New York, in Manhattan, and it's reminding

592
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Speaker 3: everybody about what the nineties were like before social media,

593
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Speaker 3: before mobile phones, where people had creative jobs. You're allowed

594
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:04,879
Speaker 3: to have creative jobs, people could go out for dinner,

595
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Speaker 3: people that the cities were alive. Does anyone do that anymore?

596
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Speaker 1: Brenda has joined us.

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Speaker 3: Hello Brenda, tell us about your tail of the work drinks.

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, this is a bit embarrassing. I don't

599
00:27:17,080 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 9: believe I'm on radio saying this. But anyway, this was

600
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Speaker 9: in the very late seventies. I had my very first job.

601
00:27:23,960 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 9: I was only seventeen, just left school, and I was

602
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Speaker 9: in a finance company. So you can imagine they're all

603
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Speaker 9: a bit stuck up, and I put for some reason,

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Speaker 9: I thought it'd be okay to put on a Christmas

605
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Speaker 9: Carols with one of the girls from work. And we

606
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Speaker 9: did a few songs and we had this big boss,

607
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Speaker 9: mister Tittherly. Now mister Tittherly was one of those gentlemen

608
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Speaker 9: that you would have to knock on the door wait

609
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Speaker 9: for him to say you could enter, And you never

610
00:27:49,359 --> 00:27:53,360
Speaker 9: said anything against mister Tiddy. Well, I'd got so much.

611
00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,399
Speaker 9: I drank so much that I started calling miss Titdly

612
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Speaker 9: mister Titly, and then mister Lewis, who looked like Dirton

613
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Speaker 9: new and so I started calling him moonface. So I

614
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:07,720
Speaker 9: left the Christmas party. I don't literally, it had only

615
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 9: been there a week. I left the Christmas party, walked

616
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Speaker 9: down the street, got pulled over by a cop because

617
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Speaker 9: he said, are you okay? I go, yeah, I'm fine.

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Speaker 9: I know I couldn't you know. I was absolutely blind

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Speaker 9: as a bat, gone on to a train, sitting on

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Speaker 9: a train going home, vomited all over.

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Speaker 3: Did you stay working there, Brenda?

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Speaker 9: I did after Christmas. I came back in after Christmas

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Speaker 9: and I good morning, really Shoeslesslee, and they go, don't

624
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Speaker 9: even go there.

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Speaker 3: Hello, mister Tiddery, Miss moon Face, brilliant, thank you, that's

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Speaker 3: a great story.

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Speaker 5: Gem tribals Drum is beating four tales of the work drinks.

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00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:53,320
Speaker 3: Some speculation that work drinks are over, that young people,

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Speaker 3: any people aren't going out for drinks with their teams.

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Speaker 5: I was working at a radio station in Brisbane and

631
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Speaker 5: we went out for work drinks and one of the

632
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,000
Speaker 5: DJs there fancied himself as a pretty bit of a

633
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:05,920
Speaker 5: big deal. He was at the bar going off his

634
00:29:06,080 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 5: cracker because they wouldn't accept his card to set up

635
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:11,400
Speaker 5: a bar tap and he was just really blowing up

636
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Speaker 5: the US and I thought I'll just walk.

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Speaker 1: Away from here as I heard the words do you

638
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Speaker 1: know who I am?

639
00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:20,600
Speaker 5: And then later on I'm watching him just get carried

640
00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:26,920
Speaker 5: out by forced security. It was like it was like

641
00:29:27,200 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 5: it was sarcophagcaus just getting carried out of city rowers.

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Speaker 3: See you mate, Well, let's hear your tales of the

643
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 3: work drinks. Hello Trevor, Hi guys, how are you well?

644
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Speaker 3: What happened?

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Speaker 14: Unlimited beer is the catchphrase and a small country pub

646
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Speaker 14: in rural New South Wales and Christmas party for small

647
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Speaker 14: unit of gen people that I worked with my first

648
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Speaker 14: ever one as a new worker, and they just sort

649
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Speaker 14: of beer like as.

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Speaker 15: Much as you wanted to know RSA at all, And

651
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:08,600
Speaker 15: of course my mate and I just indulged and indulged

652
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Speaker 15: and indulged and indulged. Wound up with us on the

653
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Speaker 15: courtesy bus, coming home.

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Speaker 1: With the.

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Speaker 15: Headrest others on our heads as icodoor helmets, singing muddy

656
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Speaker 15: piss and songs and embarrassing ourselves severely and having to

657
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Speaker 15: go to work the next morning hungover and ashamed.

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Speaker 1: You know, because a lot of the corporates in the

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Speaker 1: old days, remember they'd had the Christmas.

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Speaker 5: Party on a Thursday so people could swap war stories

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Speaker 5: on Friday.

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Speaker 1: There was a psychology to it because if you made

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Speaker 1: a tit of yourself, you go into work the next day.

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Speaker 3: Right, and you know, and cauterized the wound. Yeah, on

665
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Speaker 3: your Christmas holidays. Yeah, remember that man I knew who

666
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Speaker 3: went to a Christmas party and the people who two

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Speaker 3: people who worked with had it off on the boss's desk.

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Speaker 3: Boss walks in and sees them, sacks them both. But

669
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Speaker 3: they both had so much a drink they didn't remember

670
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:03,840
Speaker 3: they'd been sacked and turned up the next day. Why

671
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,120
Speaker 3: is this paperwork a mess?

672
00:31:05,280 --> 00:31:08,520
Speaker 1: Got to post that on my bump. Kim is joints.

673
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 3: I like Kim.

674
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 10: Hey guys, long time, listen my first time call. I

675
00:31:14,280 --> 00:31:14,880
Speaker 10: love you guys.

676
00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 1: Oh well where have you been, Kim?

677
00:31:16,760 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 3: Where have you been well, tell us about your work dreats.

678
00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,880
Speaker 10: Okay, So this is a bit of a badge of honor.

679
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:25,480
Speaker 10: Some would call a badge of Shane, but I prefer

680
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:27,320
Speaker 10: the badge of honor. So we're going back in the

681
00:31:27,440 --> 00:31:33,320
Speaker 10: two thousands when I was working in the financial stockbroken market.

682
00:31:33,520 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 10: You know, you work hard, but you play and party harder.

683
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:42,680
Speaker 10: So at Christmas and one of our Christmas parties, like

684
00:31:42,880 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 10: the previous callers, open bar, I'm doing ta Kila shots,

685
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,880
Speaker 10: I'm doing champagne. I'm running around dancing, I'm going up

686
00:31:52,040 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 10: kissing random people and okay, it's a big time for

687
00:31:57,400 --> 00:31:59,840
Speaker 10: you to go home. So at that stage I was

688
00:32:00,400 --> 00:32:02,960
Speaker 10: at ken Hurst. We had five acres, so I'm put

689
00:32:03,040 --> 00:32:06,240
Speaker 10: in the taxi. I thought, okay, it was you know,

690
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:07,440
Speaker 10: floating around.

691
00:32:07,560 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: It was great.

692
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 10: I thought it was fantastic. Got got from the city

693
00:32:12,240 --> 00:32:16,520
Speaker 10: to home at Kenthurst, managed to get out of the taxi.

694
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:19,720
Speaker 10: Don't know how. I was walking up our long driveway,

695
00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 10: got to the front door, found the keys, trying to

696
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:25,200
Speaker 10: put the keys in the door. All of a sudden

697
00:32:25,560 --> 00:32:31,600
Speaker 10: I felt absolutely violently ill. So I don't, you know,

698
00:32:31,840 --> 00:32:33,800
Speaker 10: do the normal thing which turn your head.

699
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:35,240
Speaker 9: No, what I did, was I.

700
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:38,959
Speaker 10: Opened my handbag, which was a Balencia handbag, and vomited

701
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:39,160
Speaker 10: in it.

702
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:41,560
Speaker 3: You could have just gone into the garden.

703
00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:45,520
Speaker 9: I know that.

704
00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:49,840
Speaker 10: I know absolutely I felt better after it. I was devastated,

705
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:55,560
Speaker 10: but obviously being a design handbag that got cleaned meticulously,

706
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 10: and now my twenty six year old daughter is the

707
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:59,120
Speaker 10: proud owner.

708
00:32:58,960 --> 00:33:01,920
Speaker 3: Of the bal I just you know the story.

709
00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,680
Speaker 10: Oh god, yeah, absolutely, of course.

710
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: Point would have seen what you would not. Yeah, it

711
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,920
Speaker 1: would have seen some for breeze.

712
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 3: I would imagine absolutely industrial strength for a breeze.

713
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,880
Speaker 5: Remember that joke he used to say about the guy

714
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:22,800
Speaker 5: with the fifty dollars in his pocket and he's out

715
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:25,360
Speaker 5: with his mate and they're both really drunk, and he said,

716
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 5: put fifty dollars in my pocket.

717
00:33:27,760 --> 00:33:30,640
Speaker 1: You remember that joke you told me, the joke I

718
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:31,680
Speaker 1: was hoping you pick it up.

719
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 7: Puts fifty dollars in He says, mate, I'll tell him,

720
00:33:35,880 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 7: I'll put fifty dollars in the pocket. I'll tell the

721
00:33:38,720 --> 00:33:43,000
Speaker 7: wife that my mate spewed on me and put fifty

722
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:45,560
Speaker 7: dollars in my pocket for the cleaning.

723
00:33:46,480 --> 00:33:52,120
Speaker 1: And then the wife says to him, you know that,

724
00:33:52,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 1: I can't remember and he gets up. She goes, what

725
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:58,640
Speaker 1: if what if You're done? And I can't remember it? No, no,

726
00:33:59,640 --> 00:34:00,560
Speaker 1: you told me the joke.

727
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:02,000
Speaker 3: I think it ends with him saying, but how did

728
00:34:02,000 --> 00:34:02,680
Speaker 3: he f your pet?

729
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:07,320
Speaker 1: Sorry, I don't know why I thought you'd picked that up.

730
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:08,000
Speaker 3: I couldn't remember.

731
00:34:08,040 --> 00:34:09,759
Speaker 1: We were like on a footy team and you've just

732
00:34:09,960 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 1: you know.

733
00:34:10,640 --> 00:34:14,640
Speaker 2: Anyway, you're listening to the Jonesy and Demanda podcast.

734
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something a request for them to do it again.

735
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,080
Speaker 3: Lay off the moonshine, always knocking a man.

736
00:34:25,200 --> 00:34:25,919
Speaker 1: It's so weak.

737
00:34:30,520 --> 00:34:33,760
Speaker 5: I must apologize. I'd like to publicly apologize and started

738
00:34:33,800 --> 00:34:34,200
Speaker 5: a joke.

739
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 3: I started a joke and you couldn't remember. How weird,

740
00:34:38,239 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 3: and it looked at me.

741
00:34:39,080 --> 00:34:40,839
Speaker 5: I looked at you because you told me this joke

742
00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 5: many years ago now, and I laughed so much memory for.

743
00:34:44,600 --> 00:34:45,879
Speaker 1: That, I know, and I was saying the joke.

744
00:34:45,920 --> 00:34:48,960
Speaker 5: But anyway, so it's and thank you to Jack g TP.

745
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,480
Speaker 5: We've come up with the resolution of this joke, and

746
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,960
Speaker 5: the show must complete with this joke. So we're just

747
00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 5: talking about workplace drinks before. So the story is there's

748
00:34:58,239 --> 00:35:00,960
Speaker 5: a guy in a bar and he's totally trolly. It

749
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:03,600
Speaker 5: really drunk, and he's so drunk he pukes on his

750
00:35:03,680 --> 00:35:06,440
Speaker 5: own shirt. He looks at the bartender.

751
00:35:06,440 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: He can't come home, and my wife's gonna kill with

752
00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,040
Speaker 1: him chuck on his shirt.

753
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:12,560
Speaker 3: It's the livery.

754
00:35:12,760 --> 00:35:17,560
Speaker 5: And so the bartender says, don't worry, mate, do this.

755
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:21,040
Speaker 5: Put fifty bucks in your top pocket. Go home to

756
00:35:21,120 --> 00:35:23,960
Speaker 5: your wife and say something drunk threw up on me,

757
00:35:24,200 --> 00:35:27,600
Speaker 5: and you'll be all right, And no walks out of

758
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:28,000
Speaker 5: the pub.

759
00:35:28,239 --> 00:35:32,120
Speaker 1: Goes. Sure enough, the wife is furious at him. Look

760
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:34,759
Speaker 1: at you. You're coming home with spew all over your shirt.

761
00:35:34,840 --> 00:35:36,080
Speaker 1: What do you have to say for yourself?

762
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,480
Speaker 5: He gets the fifty bucks out of his saying, this

763
00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:41,200
Speaker 5: drunk chucked up on his shirt.

764
00:35:41,560 --> 00:35:45,239
Speaker 1: That's what happens. And she has right. So why if

765
00:35:45,239 --> 00:35:47,600
Speaker 1: you got one hundred dollars in your hands. Yes, because

766
00:35:47,640 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 1: he pooted my pants as well. Now we can move on.

767
00:35:53,560 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 3: Now we can move on. You've completed your joke, and

768
00:35:56,640 --> 00:36:00,640
Speaker 3: now we can move on. Jez, you're okay.

769
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:02,600
Speaker 1: Look at you, Look at your face.

770
00:36:03,160 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 3: I completely told me. I gave the punchline before five o'clock.

771
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:10,280
Speaker 1: I know, but we're just complete some different audiences.

772
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 3: Friend with a drug accent now value added, I'm fast

773
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:17,320
Speaker 3: losing them. We're going to be talking about April Fools.

774
00:36:17,400 --> 00:36:19,319
Speaker 3: Put it to the pub test. Is it worth doing?

775
00:36:19,360 --> 00:36:20,759
Speaker 3: In April Fools? And let's revisit some.

776
00:36:20,760 --> 00:36:22,720
Speaker 5: Of our foe we've done and we've had some pearls.

777
00:36:22,760 --> 00:36:24,920
Speaker 5: I had a great one this morning that got plenty

778
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,759
Speaker 5: of reaction. We'll talk about that on.

779
00:36:26,920 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: Goal Lisa, April Fools Day? Did you get fooled?

780
00:36:31,800 --> 00:36:35,120
Speaker 5: I figure in the new era of Instagram and social media,

781
00:36:35,160 --> 00:36:37,440
Speaker 5: it's so easy to fool people these days.

782
00:36:37,800 --> 00:36:38,400
Speaker 1: It's a big deal.

783
00:36:38,600 --> 00:36:40,640
Speaker 3: More cynical about it maybe in the old days. What

784
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 3: about that one we once did with you. We were

785
00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,800
Speaker 3: having some publicity photos taken and you incidentally had decided

786
00:36:47,840 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 3: that you were just going to grow your hair, and

787
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,800
Speaker 3: everyone was saying, maybe cut it look like electrical.

788
00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,520
Speaker 1: On was coming up to fifty.

789
00:36:53,360 --> 00:36:54,759
Speaker 3: Well what's the excuse? What does that mean?

790
00:36:54,920 --> 00:36:56,719
Speaker 1: Coming up to fifty And you think, well, I'm going

791
00:36:56,800 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 1: to grow my hair while I've still got it. So

792
00:36:59,040 --> 00:37:03,240
Speaker 1: I started growing this. This hair looked like electrical wiring.

793
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:07,239
Speaker 3: It did, And we're having publicity photos taken and our

794
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:09,160
Speaker 3: marketing person said, you shuld don't want to get a haircut.

795
00:37:09,200 --> 00:37:11,839
Speaker 3: He said no. So when we brought the photos out,

796
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,319
Speaker 3: he did a version of them for an April Fool's joke,

797
00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:18,160
Speaker 3: and you thought we were doing another April Fool's joke.

798
00:37:18,040 --> 00:37:20,279
Speaker 5: That day when we were doing something about some outrageous

799
00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,520
Speaker 5: tax or something crazy.

800
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:23,520
Speaker 1: I was focused on that.

801
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:26,920
Speaker 3: And instead these photos came out. We showed you the

802
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 3: photo that we said, the billboards are going on.

803
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:30,160
Speaker 1: I got five mixed.

804
00:37:30,080 --> 00:37:32,080
Speaker 5: Calls during the show, and I don't have my phone

805
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 5: in the studio, but I was walking past and my

806
00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:36,400
Speaker 5: phone was really and it was someone like, oh, we

807
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 5: saw that.

808
00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:38,680
Speaker 1: You billboard, What the hell's going on with your hair?

809
00:37:38,960 --> 00:37:41,600
Speaker 5: And I said, good one, and I actually said probably

810
00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 5: four or five times April fools. But then it just

811
00:37:45,080 --> 00:37:46,080
Speaker 5: I got deeper and deep.

812
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:48,919
Speaker 3: Ye, let's explain what the hair looked like. It looked

813
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:53,000
Speaker 3: like sort of a round page, boy Lord Farquard, kind

814
00:37:53,040 --> 00:37:53,680
Speaker 3: of a situation.

815
00:37:53,880 --> 00:37:56,560
Speaker 1: Put extra hair, and you made my skin look or paste. Yeah,

816
00:37:56,640 --> 00:37:57,640
Speaker 1: And then you got Chris.

817
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,640
Speaker 3: Brown round was coming in any way, and he played

818
00:37:59,640 --> 00:38:01,640
Speaker 3: along if he'd seen it on the billboard while he

819
00:38:01,680 --> 00:38:04,759
Speaker 3: was driving hid I was driving in and then and

820
00:38:04,880 --> 00:38:08,799
Speaker 3: you started to panic, what do you reckon they've done like, your.

821
00:38:08,719 --> 00:38:14,480
Speaker 1: Hair doesn't do that, so you reckon it cuts off,

822
00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,880
Speaker 1: cuts off there, then you end up looking like.

823
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,799
Speaker 3: So that's how they started there.

824
00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:22,560
Speaker 1: They came in and I.

825
00:38:22,680 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 6: Said, yeah, but if you have if you look at it,

826
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 6: if you look at that and touchy bit there, it

827
00:38:28,160 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 6: looks like a mullet.

828
00:38:29,160 --> 00:38:30,319
Speaker 1: But look the skin was dark.

829
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:36,600
Speaker 5: It's a little bit skin there, and it looked terrible.

830
00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,440
Speaker 5: And I look at the Great April Fool's Day pranks.

831
00:38:40,480 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 5: Remember the jumbo under the harbor bridge. That was a

832
00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 5: nationwide thing. Everyone stood on the harbor before sure waiting

833
00:38:46,920 --> 00:38:48,319
Speaker 5: to see a seven four seven go.

834
00:38:48,480 --> 00:38:49,279
Speaker 1: Under the harbor bridge.

835
00:38:49,320 --> 00:38:49,800
Speaker 8: And what was it?

836
00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 5: There was just a an elephant on a barge. Yeah,

837
00:38:52,719 --> 00:38:54,240
Speaker 5: which in itself is pretty impressive.

838
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:55,880
Speaker 3: Before that's right, I'd be impressed to see that.

839
00:38:56,120 --> 00:38:58,719
Speaker 5: I remember as well, in an Elephant through the eye

840
00:38:58,760 --> 00:39:01,680
Speaker 5: of a needle that we did Collingwood. The Collingwood AFL

841
00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:05,880
Speaker 5: side was going to move from Collingwood, Victoria up to

842
00:39:05,960 --> 00:39:07,160
Speaker 5: the sunny Gold Coast.

843
00:39:07,560 --> 00:39:10,360
Speaker 13: Ever since the VFL decided to buy a large property

844
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,440
Speaker 13: on the Gold Coast, there's been speculation that a Melbourne

845
00:39:13,440 --> 00:39:16,239
Speaker 13: based football club would leave Victoria and play in a

846
00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:21,000
Speaker 13: Queensland League. We understand that Collingwood will leave Victoria to

847
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:24,200
Speaker 13: play in that state. People involved in the move, however,

848
00:39:24,400 --> 00:39:27,160
Speaker 13: have refused to comment at this stage. But there's no

849
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,960
Speaker 13: doubt that Collingwood will be leaving Victoria Park to play

850
00:39:30,960 --> 00:39:31,959
Speaker 13: in the Sunshine State.

851
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,759
Speaker 1: They took that well, the Collingwood supporters. And that was

852
00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:38,120
Speaker 1: the thing. Back when we used to do the early mornings,

853
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,360
Speaker 1: you could get people before they that tweet that it

854
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:44,000
Speaker 1: was April one. But now it's social media everything twigs.

855
00:39:44,040 --> 00:39:45,920
Speaker 5: But last night, when I was going to bed, I

856
00:39:46,080 --> 00:39:48,520
Speaker 5: just don't imagine if there was a story that broke

857
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 5: that we were moving over to be the new.

858
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,800
Speaker 1: Breakfast show over here to take the big hole that

859
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:55,319
Speaker 1: they have left.

860
00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,439
Speaker 3: So you put up a post this morning that looked

861
00:39:57,560 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 3: very official saying just that. I text and call from

862
00:40:00,160 --> 00:40:01,719
Speaker 3: people saying what what are you? What is going on?

863
00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,520
Speaker 5: I went to one of my mate's works and one

864
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:06,479
Speaker 5: of his young his apprentice, said well is it true?

865
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:08,720
Speaker 1: Are you guys going there? And I said, mate, what days?

866
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:11,040
Speaker 1: He says Wednesday? And I said what date?

867
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 8: Is it?

868
00:40:12,000 --> 00:40:15,359
Speaker 1: The first of what he has April? And you looking

869
00:40:15,400 --> 00:40:18,440
Speaker 1: at it April Fool's daddy has what's that?

870
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 3: Maybe it means anymore?

871
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:23,640
Speaker 1: Did the kids not prank at We're.

872
00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:27,160
Speaker 3: Going to put this to the pub test next jam Gold.

873
00:40:27,200 --> 00:40:30,719
Speaker 1: It's Jones Demanda driving you home. When there's big issues.

874
00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:32,520
Speaker 5: To discuss, we go straight down to the Jones of

875
00:40:32,560 --> 00:40:34,879
Speaker 5: Demanda Arms for the pub test.

876
00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,399
Speaker 1: Top Test does not pass the pub test. Hub Test

877
00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 1: tests the pub test test, the pub test doesn't pass

878
00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 1: the stiff test and stop it. It's not I did

879
00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,120
Speaker 1: this thing last night.

880
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,120
Speaker 5: I was thinking, you know, I'm going to post that

881
00:40:47,239 --> 00:40:51,120
Speaker 5: we're moving on to greener pastures. Not greener past is,

882
00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,479
Speaker 5: but another radio show. We're going to host the Kiss

883
00:40:53,560 --> 00:40:55,879
Speaker 5: Breakfast Show nationally and that's going.

884
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:57,719
Speaker 1: To be our big thing. We're tired of doing this

885
00:40:57,920 --> 00:40:58,800
Speaker 1: adult content.

886
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 5: We want to to play some of the kids music's

887
00:41:02,400 --> 00:41:04,720
Speaker 5: all that horrible gangster rap and all that stuff.

888
00:41:04,920 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 3: It was an April Fool's joke.

889
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,239
Speaker 1: I love with the least likely people to be doing

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00:41:08,320 --> 00:41:09,000
Speaker 1: that show.

891
00:41:09,120 --> 00:41:11,880
Speaker 3: And it was an April Fool's joke. But I opened

892
00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,440
Speaker 3: my news apps and things this morning and I didn't

893
00:41:15,440 --> 00:41:17,480
Speaker 3: see any April Fools stuff. And it used to be

894
00:41:18,239 --> 00:41:21,640
Speaker 3: that would be the domain of newspapers of radio shows

895
00:41:21,719 --> 00:41:24,000
Speaker 3: to do that kind of thing. And I was wondering

896
00:41:24,080 --> 00:41:27,960
Speaker 3: if in this era of this trepidation with which we're

897
00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:30,520
Speaker 3: waking our way through the world, and the fear and

898
00:41:30,920 --> 00:41:33,919
Speaker 3: the disbelief with it which you read the day you use,

899
00:41:34,480 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 3: no one's doing April.

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00:41:35,440 --> 00:41:38,879
Speaker 1: Fools sot a world leader right now? And you think, oh, well, yeah,

901
00:41:39,400 --> 00:41:41,560
Speaker 1: that could that sounds crazy? Or is it real?

902
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 3: What's happened to the world of spaghetti growing on trees?

903
00:41:44,400 --> 00:41:46,200
Speaker 1: Remember that that was great?

904
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 3: That was a big one.

905
00:41:47,160 --> 00:41:51,239
Speaker 5: Elephants under Bridge. Yes, Melbourne football teams moving to the

906
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:51,919
Speaker 5: Gold Coast?

907
00:41:52,080 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 1: Is it all over for you? Is the world not?

908
00:41:55,040 --> 00:41:55,480
Speaker 7: Is it too?

909
00:41:55,960 --> 00:41:56,239
Speaker 12: Not fun?

910
00:41:56,320 --> 00:41:56,640
Speaker 3: Anything?

911
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:59,239
Speaker 1: And the young fellow was talking today, young Joseph, He said,

912
00:41:59,280 --> 00:42:01,719
Speaker 1: so is it true? Are you going over there? I said, mate,

913
00:42:01,719 --> 00:42:04,360
Speaker 1: what day is it today? And when I mentioned April Fools,

914
00:42:04,400 --> 00:42:05,440
Speaker 1: he looked at me blankly.

915
00:42:05,680 --> 00:42:07,640
Speaker 3: It's not a thing. It's not a thing.

916
00:42:07,760 --> 00:42:11,120
Speaker 1: Thanks to Instagram and social media, really you could.

917
00:42:10,960 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 3: Do so much fool on but there is so much

918
00:42:13,360 --> 00:42:15,440
Speaker 3: misinformation that how did you know? How would you know

919
00:42:15,480 --> 00:42:17,760
Speaker 3: if it's a joke or not. People believe the world

920
00:42:17,960 --> 00:42:21,760
Speaker 3: is flat. That's not even a joke so has.

921
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,680
Speaker 1: No sense of humor. That's the problem.

922
00:42:24,200 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 3: April Fools. Does it pass the pub test?

923
00:42:26,600 --> 00:42:27,359
Speaker 1: Is it still a thing?

924
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:29,800
Speaker 2: You can see a whole lot more of Jonesy and

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00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:33,520
Speaker 2: Amanda on our social follow us on Instagram and Facebook.

926
00:42:33,200 --> 00:42:36,160
Speaker 5: April Fool's Day, but we ain't full and Instagram is

927
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,279
Speaker 5: here if you'd like to play. Thirteen fifty five twenty

928
00:42:38,320 --> 00:42:40,560
Speaker 5: two is our number. The other cool thing that you

929
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:44,120
Speaker 5: can do, Jonesydamanda dot com dot au.

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00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:45,640
Speaker 1: That's all you do. You just go to that.

931
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:47,759
Speaker 3: You can become one of our gold members and what

932
00:42:47,840 --> 00:42:49,680
Speaker 3: that means is that we can contact you anytime.

933
00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:50,440
Speaker 1: Do that thing you do?

934
00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:54,719
Speaker 3: Goldmember? Is that the thing I do?

935
00:42:54,880 --> 00:42:56,480
Speaker 1: It's not as good as a no, No, it's not,

936
00:42:56,640 --> 00:43:01,760
Speaker 1: is it? Go to it everybody. That's the extra cash Jones,

937
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:07,600
Speaker 1: because it is time. There are ten questions sixty seconds

938
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Speaker 1: on the clock. You could pass. If you don't know

939
00:43:09,440 --> 00:43:12,080
Speaker 1: an answer, we'll come back to that question if time permits.

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Speaker 1: If you get all the questions right, one thousand dollars.

941
00:43:15,239 --> 00:43:17,200
Speaker 3: And you can go with a thousand dollars. How great

942
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,080
Speaker 3: would that be? You could maybe fill up a portion

943
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:21,719
Speaker 3: of your petrol tank with that but you can make

944
00:43:21,760 --> 00:43:24,080
Speaker 3: it two thousand dollars by answering a bonus question, but

945
00:43:24,120 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 3: it's double.

946
00:43:24,719 --> 00:43:25,160
Speaker 1: What about it?

947
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:30,040
Speaker 5: Yesterday we came so close Alexa versus Aria from the

948
00:43:30,120 --> 00:43:31,040
Speaker 5: Littlest Mermaid?

949
00:43:31,680 --> 00:43:34,840
Speaker 3: Is the Littlest Mermaid a little mermaid? I think the

950
00:43:34,880 --> 00:43:38,319
Speaker 3: littlest hobomem a mermaid that goes from town to town

951
00:43:38,600 --> 00:43:39,800
Speaker 3: and just solves crimes.

952
00:43:39,840 --> 00:43:43,080
Speaker 1: But those solft crimes, Well, that little dog.

953
00:43:43,000 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 3: Did it would catch bank robbers and things.

954
00:43:47,600 --> 00:43:52,120
Speaker 1: Kate is whether us? Hello, Kate, Oh, goodbye, Kate, good

955
00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,000
Speaker 1: morning morning.

956
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,200
Speaker 3: Hey it's the afternoon.

957
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,719
Speaker 1: But hey, hikay, hey are you good? Are you?

958
00:43:58,200 --> 00:44:00,399
Speaker 3: We're very well? Thank you? Were you composed and ready

959
00:44:00,440 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 3: to do this? Because I've got ten questions in front

960
00:44:02,280 --> 00:44:03,360
Speaker 3: of me that can win you money?

961
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Speaker 9: Yes?

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00:44:05,320 --> 00:44:07,560
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, Kate. We've got ten questions. We have

963
00:44:07,680 --> 00:44:10,279
Speaker 3: sixty seconds. If you're not sure, say pass because we

964
00:44:10,400 --> 00:44:13,520
Speaker 3: might have time to come back. All right, okay, Kate,

965
00:44:13,719 --> 00:44:16,040
Speaker 3: here we go, Good luck he comes. Question number one?

966
00:44:16,440 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 3: What time does the six pm News start? Question two?

967
00:44:20,960 --> 00:44:23,440
Speaker 3: Saffron coomen cinnamon, types.

968
00:44:23,200 --> 00:44:23,400
Speaker 12: Of what.

969
00:44:26,040 --> 00:44:27,080
Speaker 9: True and spices?

970
00:44:27,280 --> 00:44:29,200
Speaker 3: Question three? What color are minions?

971
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:31,080
Speaker 4: Yellow?

972
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 3: Question four? What's Molly Meldrum's real first name a p

973
00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:37,160
Speaker 3: Question five?

974
00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,120
Speaker 1: What sport is the shuttlecock? Used?

975
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 3: For question six? True or false? A camel has three

976
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 3: eyelids on each eye.

977
00:44:47,400 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 8: True?

978
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:52,520
Speaker 3: Question seven. April Fool's Day falls on which dates to April?

979
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:55,440
Speaker 3: Question eight? What plant is known to help heal a sunburn?

980
00:44:58,719 --> 00:44:59,040
Speaker 9: Alb?

981
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:02,000
Speaker 3: Question nine? And which album is widely considered The Beatles

982
00:45:02,120 --> 00:45:07,120
Speaker 3: last studio album? Question ten? How many players are on

983
00:45:07,200 --> 00:45:07,839
Speaker 3: a cricket team?

984
00:45:09,360 --> 00:45:09,760
Speaker 9: Eleven?

985
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:12,560
Speaker 3: Back to question for what's Molly Meldrum's real first name?

986
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:13,120
Speaker 9: Yes?

987
00:45:13,239 --> 00:45:14,799
Speaker 3: Which album is the Beatles last?

988
00:45:14,840 --> 00:45:15,600
Speaker 1: Go quick?

989
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:23,360
Speaker 3: We have to take your first answer. It was Abbey Roads.

990
00:45:24,800 --> 00:45:27,120
Speaker 1: Oh, Kate on Abby Road?

991
00:45:27,880 --> 00:45:30,120
Speaker 3: Considering you just sounded like you were just making them up.

992
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:36,800
Speaker 3: You got there, That was amazing, Wow, bomb plot exactly,

993
00:45:37,160 --> 00:45:37,600
Speaker 3: et cetera.

994
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:39,000
Speaker 1: Kate. I'm so sorry.

995
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:40,880
Speaker 4: That's okay.

996
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,680
Speaker 1: If only we were fooling you for April fools Day. Kate,

997
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,560
Speaker 1: we're giving you the money, but sadly we were not.

998
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:49,640
Speaker 3: But sadly we're not charming. Thanks.

999
00:45:49,719 --> 00:45:51,799
Speaker 5: The source of the pup test that's coming up next

1000
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,080
Speaker 5: April Fools. Does it pass the pub test?

1001
00:45:54,239 --> 00:45:56,799
Speaker 1: We'll have that for you on Goal Generation.

1002
00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:00,760
Speaker 2: Test does not past the pup testbest.

1003
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:05,200
Speaker 1: The pub test doesn't pass the slift test, stop it.

1004
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:05,800
Speaker 10: It's not.

1005
00:46:06,320 --> 00:46:08,200
Speaker 5: When there are big issues to be kicked around, we

1006
00:46:08,320 --> 00:46:10,319
Speaker 5: go to the Josey demand arams to the pub test.

1007
00:46:10,560 --> 00:46:13,240
Speaker 5: And today I was a bit sad that April Fools

1008
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:19,279
Speaker 5: and even myself whopga.

1009
00:46:17,200 --> 00:46:20,359
Speaker 3: Like you like work, they make me anxious.

1010
00:46:20,040 --> 00:46:21,280
Speaker 1: And I've been doing it. I remember.

1011
00:46:21,320 --> 00:46:24,759
Speaker 5: The first April Fool's gig I was ever involved in,

1012
00:46:24,920 --> 00:46:27,839
Speaker 5: radio wise was to a m Musclebrook and we said

1013
00:46:27,880 --> 00:46:30,759
Speaker 5: that there was a crocodile on the loose under the

1014
00:46:31,239 --> 00:46:34,680
Speaker 5: Musclebrook the subway there there's a dangerous Yeah, a crocodile

1015
00:46:34,920 --> 00:46:37,719
Speaker 5: was on the loose and in the creek just near

1016
00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,640
Speaker 5: the Musclebook subway.

1017
00:46:39,719 --> 00:46:41,120
Speaker 1: So there's whether it goes.

1018
00:46:41,000 --> 00:46:43,400
Speaker 3: Up there formation for a radio station.

1019
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: Those days you didn't care, and people were going nuts

1020
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:46,440
Speaker 1: for that.

1021
00:46:47,000 --> 00:46:50,359
Speaker 3: Well, I don't remember. I didn't see many April Fools

1022
00:46:50,400 --> 00:46:51,320
Speaker 3: things today, and I wonder.

1023
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:53,560
Speaker 1: What about one. Well, I saw you jumping it.

1024
00:46:53,680 --> 00:46:57,879
Speaker 3: Just because the world is hard at the moment, people

1025
00:46:57,920 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 3: aren't doing April Fools pranks. I don't know that.

1026
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,879
Speaker 5: And I was worried because someone said to me today

1027
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,000
Speaker 5: a young Fello, who said is it true or are

1028
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,479
Speaker 5: you actually going over to do that breakfast show at Kiss?

1029
00:47:06,760 --> 00:47:08,600
Speaker 1: And I said, bro, what day is it? And he

1030
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,239
Speaker 1: said he told me the day. I said, it's April

1031
00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:11,920
Speaker 1: Fools and he looked at me blankly.

1032
00:47:12,000 --> 00:47:12,680
Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.

1033
00:47:12,760 --> 00:47:14,399
Speaker 1: Are the kids not into April Fools?

1034
00:47:14,520 --> 00:47:16,800
Speaker 3: Is anyone into April Fools? That's what we've put to

1035
00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,080
Speaker 3: the pub test today, April Fools. Does it pass the

1036
00:47:19,120 --> 00:47:19,640
Speaker 3: pub test?

1037
00:47:19,960 --> 00:47:20,600
Speaker 10: Absolutely?

1038
00:47:20,800 --> 00:47:23,640
Speaker 11: So it's my birthday, so of course it passes the

1039
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,319
Speaker 11: pub test.

1040
00:47:24,719 --> 00:47:27,480
Speaker 3: Actually, it's been magic for fifty years.

1041
00:47:27,719 --> 00:47:28,919
Speaker 6: It absolutely does.

1042
00:47:29,120 --> 00:47:30,360
Speaker 4: And I'm a bit confused.

1043
00:47:30,440 --> 00:47:33,520
Speaker 10: Are you guys saying that there hasn't been much. It's

1044
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 10: been all over Facebook.

1045
00:47:35,040 --> 00:47:38,880
Speaker 12: Victoria Police are launching a hot air balloon as a

1046
00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:42,839
Speaker 12: new form of travel. They're also launching runners that light

1047
00:47:43,000 --> 00:47:47,800
Speaker 12: up with red and blue. Most CFA or Fibrigade have

1048
00:47:48,080 --> 00:47:51,640
Speaker 12: had jokes, Oh my gosh, there's been so much.

1049
00:47:52,560 --> 00:47:53,960
Speaker 10: Yeah, you got to get onto Facebook.

1050
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:54,919
Speaker 6: It's been a lot.

1051
00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:58,120
Speaker 8: I wouldn't say that April Fool's always past the pub test.

1052
00:47:58,200 --> 00:48:00,480
Speaker 8: But years ago, when I was in the the Sense

1053
00:48:00,560 --> 00:48:03,600
Speaker 8: force for an April Falls, one of the guys decided

1054
00:48:03,640 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 8: to get those things that light up in the ocean

1055
00:48:07,000 --> 00:48:10,399
Speaker 8: before the chemicals over himself and ran through the ship

1056
00:48:10,480 --> 00:48:14,000
Speaker 8: going toxic hazard toxic hazard, had the ship shot down.

1057
00:48:14,320 --> 00:48:16,560
Speaker 8: He obviously got kicked off in the end, but he

1058
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:18,880
Speaker 8: thought it was a great April Falls shoke, but we

1059
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:21,960
Speaker 8: got delayed by three days because of it. April fool

1060
00:48:22,280 --> 00:48:23,359
Speaker 8: half of the pub test.

1061
00:48:23,560 --> 00:48:25,000
Speaker 9: Definitely, I couldn't forget it.

1062
00:48:25,239 --> 00:48:27,880
Speaker 10: It's my birthday and I'm turning sixty.

1063
00:48:28,320 --> 00:48:30,560
Speaker 8: It was my dad's birthday and I was born on

1064
00:48:30,680 --> 00:48:33,040
Speaker 8: his twenty first, so there's no way I can ever

1065
00:48:33,080 --> 00:48:33,440
Speaker 8: forget it.

1066
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:38,120
Speaker 6: Look, I totally agree with playing jokes, pranks whatever on

1067
00:48:38,200 --> 00:48:41,680
Speaker 6: April Fall show, and in fact, many years ago now,

1068
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:45,600
Speaker 6: I gave joning him Amanda a joke and what it

1069
00:48:45,880 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 6: was they used it, and what it was is that

1070
00:48:48,480 --> 00:48:51,680
Speaker 6: the police could check if you've been speeding by checking

1071
00:48:51,719 --> 00:48:55,480
Speaker 6: your GPS. People were outraged and the joke was so

1072
00:48:55,760 --> 00:48:59,759
Speaker 6: good that the Daily Telegraph in Sydney actually said that

1073
00:49:01,040 --> 00:49:03,520
Speaker 6: had the best April Foolish joke on radio.

1074
00:49:04,000 --> 00:49:06,760
Speaker 1: That's right, remember that now. That was twenty sixteen.

1075
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:07,640
Speaker 3: I don't even remember.

1076
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:11,319
Speaker 5: That was the GPS speed check so the government could

1077
00:49:11,400 --> 00:49:14,360
Speaker 5: now follow your car through the GPS, and if you

1078
00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:17,279
Speaker 5: went to one or two kilometers over the speed limit,

1079
00:49:17,600 --> 00:49:19,160
Speaker 5: you would get fined automatically.

1080
00:49:19,239 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: People blew up twenty sixteen.

1081
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:23,520
Speaker 3: Tell me again about the crocodile that's in the river.

1082
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 1: That was the last time the Telegraph wrote about it

1083
00:49:25,640 --> 00:49:26,320
Speaker 1: as well.

1084
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:30,000
Speaker 3: Bright aut that's enough. We'll be back with you tomorrow.

1085
00:49:30,120 --> 00:49:32,080
Speaker 3: We will have two thousand dollars on the line for

1086
00:49:32,200 --> 00:49:34,560
Speaker 3: Instagram and all the fruits of the Easter pie.

1087
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 1: Good day to you. Well, thank god, that's over.

1088
00:49:38,520 --> 00:49:40,680
Speaker 2: Catching up on the Jonesy and Demander podcast.

1089
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Speaker 1: Download the free iHeart app. Now, let's get out here.

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Speaker 2: Every second of Jonesy and Demander on demand. Search for

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