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Speaker 1: Got cow hu ar charzih.

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Speaker 2: Shep onto the cutting room floor. What have we got today?

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Speaker 2: Have you heard of the.

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Speaker 3: Football team soccer team as we would call it, Nottingham Forest. No, no,

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Speaker 3: and that's because they're not big high achievers. They're sort

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Speaker 3: of middle of the middle of the rankings. I guess

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Speaker 3: they're not big stars. They're known as the low budget overachievers.

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Speaker 3: They try and do their best, but they're not the

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Speaker 3: best paid stars. They're not up there with all the

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Speaker 3: great soccer stars. So there's a pub in UK that

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Speaker 3: thought it was pretty safe to give away a free

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Speaker 3: pint for every goal that they scored against Brighton over

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Speaker 3: the weekend, because Nottingham Forest were not expected to beat Brighton, right,

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Speaker 3: So anyway, what happened is they went on to score

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Speaker 3: seven goals and the poor old cub had to give

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Speaker 3: away three hundred bees. Oh my goodness, yep, the promotion backfire.

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Speaker 3: They scored seven goals, forcing the family run business to

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Speaker 3: give away, as I said, three hundred pints. It worked

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Speaker 3: out that patrons were able to get a fresh pint

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Speaker 3: every thirteen minutes.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that is terrible.

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Speaker 3: The landlady has said, I was upstairs feeding my baby

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Speaker 3: and I heard the first goal go in, then the

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Speaker 3: second quickly afterwards. I just come downstairs with the third winning.

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Speaker 3: I thought, God, here we go. When the final whistle went,

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Speaker 3: I said.

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Speaker 2: Few, Thank the Lord. She would have had to break

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Speaker 2: it out of the breast for the rest of the night.

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Speaker 2: I opened your mouth.

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Speaker 3: I'll stand behind the bar.

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Speaker 2: Everyone gets a squirt. Oh that happens, is that you

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Speaker 2: ever had anything like that?

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Speaker 1: Now?

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Speaker 3: How about you?

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Speaker 4: Well, a friend of mine, she ran a local footy side,

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Speaker 4: and they used to have a man of the match

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Speaker 4: prize and entitled you to some Goosman. Anyway, they gave

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Speaker 4: her all these vouches and she didn't think much of it.

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Speaker 4: And then when the year finished from the football there

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Speaker 4: was like a bunch of vouchers left. So she just

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Speaker 4: give them to her kids. She's got you just take them.

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Speaker 4: She thought that they would use them responsibly. Oh what

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Speaker 4: happened so much so that the guy from Gusman rang

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Speaker 4: up and said, you're going to send me broke. The

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Speaker 4: kids are always coming up. It's not even football season.

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Speaker 4: His kids are coming up with Goosman vouchers. Yeah, you're

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Speaker 4: not using it responsible. Well, remember that Gusmin's a Door Empire.

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Speaker 3: Remember that radio competition where a guy thought he'd try

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Speaker 3: and save the company from having to give out money

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Speaker 3: the birthday wheel.

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Speaker 2: Ah, that was a guy here, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 3: Many many years ago, and he was trying to do

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Speaker 3: the right thing because you can't rig this stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep.

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Speaker 4: So the wheel on the wheel it had so your

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Speaker 4: birth year and then the month. So you would say

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Speaker 4: okay for arguments like you you're born February twenty five,

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Speaker 4: nineteen sixty two.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I'd say so, I'd.

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Speaker 4: Ring up yep, and I'd say okay, Amanda, when we're right.

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Speaker 4: So we're eighteen sixty. So we've got to spin the

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Speaker 4: wheel and if it lands on February, you get some money. Right, yeah,

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Speaker 4: So spin the wheel and you get like, say, a

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Speaker 4: thousand bucks.

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Speaker 2: Were you born in February?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I was Okay, Now we're playing for ten thousand.

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Speaker 2: Dollars and if that's if the date is right, and

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Speaker 2: so spins it up twenty fIF and well no, no, no, the.

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Speaker 3: Year okay, So the date didn't matter.

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Speaker 2: The date didn't matter, that was just how you got

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Speaker 2: the person on.

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Speaker 4: Then you spin the web, lands on February, you get

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Speaker 4: a thousand bucks. Right, spin it again. If it goes

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Speaker 4: on your birth year, you get So this guy is

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Speaker 4: sitting there and he's one of those old school Hey

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Speaker 4: radio now's yeah, let's play Quinn the Eskimo anyway.

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Speaker 2: So he shaty his pants. He's thinking, got the prize.

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Speaker 4: It's like, it's like it's his money, it's not the

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Speaker 4: radio station can't afford the competition.

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Speaker 3: Having said that, we've all been in situations where money

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Speaker 3: goes off and you give him trouble and you go, well,

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Speaker 3: we're having a competition.

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Speaker 2: Wal win exactly, And that's what I say to them.

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Speaker 4: So he spun the wheel and he's looked at it

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Speaker 4: and it's landed on nineteen sixty two, and he said,

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Speaker 4: this lady sounds older than nineteen sixty two. I'm gonna

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Speaker 4: I'm going to change it to nineteen fifty eight. So

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Speaker 4: he says, okay, Amanda of a man of Towan, were

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Speaker 4: you born on February twenty five, nineteen fifty eight?

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Speaker 2: What are the chances it's landed on nineteen sixty two?

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Speaker 2: And she says, yes, I was.

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Speaker 3: So it was he'd gone out of his way to

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Speaker 3: save the company.

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Speaker 2: And instead torpedoed himself, torpedoed himself. What a damn idiot,

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Speaker 2: What a damn idiot. He doesn't work in the business anymore. No,

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Speaker 2: And there are so many carpetis.

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Speaker 3: There are so many checks and balances this day.

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Speaker 2: These days.

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Speaker 3: Remember when we used to have a radio competition and

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Speaker 3: we'd get people of studios next used to be next

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Speaker 3: door the Bible Society. We'd get them to come in

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Speaker 3: and verify what we were doing. You have to legally

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Speaker 3: take all this stuff, so clear, so clearly now.

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Speaker 4: The amount of dodgy competitions I've been involved in. I

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Speaker 4: remember one radio stage and I worked out the manager

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Speaker 4: rigged it so he would win the big screen jerky

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Speaker 4: and he said to us, so he got caught. And

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Speaker 4: one night, it's like Thursday night, and he called me

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Speaker 4: into his office. So he used to do the drive show,

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Speaker 4: and he said, look, there was there's been a bit

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Speaker 4: of a kerfuffle with the McDonald's secret code word TV.

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Speaker 4: I went, oh what, And then I'm instantly thinking something

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Speaker 4: I've done wrong. You know, you haven't written down because

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Speaker 4: you'd have to answer the phone yourself, and you write

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Speaker 4: down the code number and the person's respective address, and

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Speaker 4: there's a lot of mucking around, so I just whatever.

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Speaker 4: And so as it turned out, how he started a conversation.

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Speaker 4: He said, last year's Christmas party was dreadful, and I said, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: it wasn't that bad.

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Speaker 2: There was no beers and there was no food. And

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Speaker 2: he said, So what I thought I'd do was I'd

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Speaker 2: rig the.

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Speaker 3: Competition and then put that money back towards the.

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Speaker 2: Barrie, towards you guys.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I sell the big screen rear projection TV, big

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Speaker 4: bag diesels. The diesels are on me. So at that

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Speaker 4: point I put my feet on his desk. And because

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Speaker 4: he well has he been called? Well, mate, you've got

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Speaker 4: yourself an interesting pickle.

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Speaker 2: I was quite happy to keep it all on the download.

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Speaker 2: But the girls in the office hated him, so they

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Speaker 2: rated him out and got the sack, and then I

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Speaker 2: left the radio station. Anyway, this man, you no goodness.

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Speaker 4: No, I have never in my life, I have never

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Speaker 4: been dodgy with a competition, and I can't afford to.

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Speaker 2: We have to have known what the secret sound is.

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Speaker 4: I've known what the mystery amound is. All those things.

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Speaker 3: It's so much easier to tell people, you don't. You

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Speaker 3: just don't want to be asked I do.

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Speaker 2: I just I got no idea as if they tell

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Speaker 2: me and people actually accept that he's an idiot.

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Speaker 3: Seen our biggest TV is okay kid.

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Speaker 1: That's it for today. You come back tomorrow for more

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Speaker 1: Chonesy and Amanda's cutting room