Speaker 1: Laura, and come on here, Hollo Tuesday were doing pick uppers?
Speaker 2: About what are our listeners called?
Speaker 3: Are the uppers?
Speaker 4: We're here to pick you up whatever you're doing. Not
Speaker 4: the pickers, pies, mate, picker.
Speaker 3: Uppers, pick rappers, the pickers.
Speaker 4: You No, that doesn't land, I reckon, they're the picker uppers.
Speaker 3: Alright, fair enough?
Speaker 2: Picked up?
Speaker 1: God for three creative minds. You think we would come
Speaker 1: up with something better than the pickup?
Speaker 2: Really stuck, Laura? Laura couldn't care less?
Speaker 3: Or I should call them people and move on. I
Speaker 3: want to get home to be kids in me. Hot
Speaker 3: husband escalated? Who is pretty hot? It's gorgeous? Now you
Speaker 3: know what it's like.
Speaker 4: You know, when you've seen something that's good looking a lot,
Speaker 4: even I become like I'm immune to it.
Speaker 2: Wait, you're desensitized to to his hotness? Now you know
Speaker 2: you are?
Speaker 4: Ye?
Speaker 3: You didn't sleep with him. That's because he doesn't fart
Speaker 3: around you.
Speaker 2: That's what it is, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't mean that he's very very.
Speaker 1: How can that be the truth when I still see
Speaker 1: both your beauty and I work with you every day.
Speaker 3: Laura's vomiting in her mouth? Thanks me?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: Do you know what, we're just speaking about pickup at
Speaker 4: pick upperas or pig being picked up, and I want
Speaker 4: to talk about nose picking instead, going from one pick
Speaker 4: to another.
Speaker 3: Yeah, good, all about my daughter Molly May.
Speaker 4: She has started picking her nose, which is costing me
Speaker 4: a lot of money.
Speaker 2: Put it that way.
Speaker 3: Interesting, it's cost me a lot.
Speaker 4: Picked a brain out or who would have ever thought
Speaker 4: that nose picking could be so expensive? Past?
Speaker 3: Can't wait to see where this goes.
Speaker 2: That's on the way.
Speaker 3: Welcome to the pickup, your uppers, your people.
Speaker 5: So we all know Pink as one of the great
Speaker 5: vocalists of our time.
Speaker 3: She's such incredible performer.
Speaker 5: On top of her singing ability, like no concert I
Speaker 5: don know if you've ever been to one of her concerts.
Speaker 3: I have.
Speaker 5: She does like the whole thing is like an acrobatics performance.
Speaker 3: It's truly incredible. She doesn't stand on stage and sing.
Speaker 3: If she's not dancing, she's in the air. She's swinging
Speaker 3: like it's it's like an Olympic sport.
Speaker 4: I always wondered if she was like miming it, you
Speaker 4: know how they sometimes have the music playing and they're
Speaker 4: just kind of mouthing it. Yeah, lip singing because she's
Speaker 4: always so active on stage, and I think, like, how
Speaker 4: can she possibly run up and down and still be
Speaker 4: getting them whole time.
Speaker 5: Well, she's going viral at the moment for the way
Speaker 5: she prepares her voice for a performance.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 5: I don't know if you've ever seen Beyonce, She like
Speaker 5: will walk on a treadmill and try and sing at
Speaker 5: the same time. I guess it's to get your aerobic
Speaker 5: rhythm in line. What Pink does is she lays on
Speaker 5: the ground like she's in a crunch position, like she's
Speaker 5: doing an ab workout right, and she gets somebody to
Speaker 5: stand with their full body weight on her chir on
Speaker 5: her stomach, and then she sings with them with the
Speaker 5: pressure of them on her bearing down her stomach, and
Speaker 5: she says, it sings.
Speaker 3: Better listen to this, okay, taking up your stomach.
Speaker 2: I'll sing.
Speaker 3: Where is this? No someone's on that's amazing? Embaris and
Speaker 3: media gonna die. You gotta get so I want to
Speaker 3: try it out.
Speaker 5: Mitch, you're your people wight not know, but you've got
Speaker 5: a pretty good voice on you. It's it's mainly an
Speaker 5: opera voice. Can we have a little a little sneaky.
Speaker 1: I realized this is where this was going. But I'm
Speaker 1: classically trained. I studied few thank you a scholarship. I
Speaker 1: I can I can sing operatic.
Speaker 3: What do you want?
Speaker 2: It's just wonder Brich No little testy pop.
Speaker 3: They have a pretty good seven tuning in in the
Speaker 3: middle of that. Will be so confused, like wrong ready station. Okay,
Speaker 3: well that's a seven out of ten.
Speaker 2: So let's you're going to put someone on me.
Speaker 5: I want to see if you can sing better, if
Speaker 5: you could lay on the ground and maybe Laura can
Speaker 5: stand on you.
Speaker 2: You bring him on to Laura's kids hopefully.
Speaker 3: No, just Laura, I think me.
Speaker 2: I think you know.
Speaker 3: On the ground of you were going to do with
Speaker 3: shoes on or off?
Speaker 2: You're still got to pumps today, so maybe take them off.
Speaker 4: Doesn't wear shoes get on the floor, No, I mean
Speaker 4: I might have. I'll take them off. I'll stand on
Speaker 4: you with my dirty feet.
Speaker 5: He's laid down and legs no crunch your legs up, please,
Speaker 5: So they're in like a triangle.
Speaker 3: My back just got realigned. All right, Laura, were going
Speaker 3: to do this, but I will give it my best.
Speaker 3: Here's a bit of weight on the table.
Speaker 2: So you're not.
Speaker 3: So you're gonna sing.
Speaker 5: Then Laura's going to stand on your tummy.
Speaker 2: Where there is ready. But you know you have to.
Speaker 2: I'm going to fall through. There is a burns.
Speaker 3: My brain is leaking. Keep going. No, you gotta get up.
Speaker 2: Okay, it doesn't work. Doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Pinks in an get off. He's gone right in the face.
Speaker 3: He looks like he's about.
Speaker 2: To pop a you're gonna be okay, I'm down here
Speaker 2: for a while.
Speaker 4: Well, look something I'm going to tell you guys. My
Speaker 4: daughter Molly May she started picking a nose. Now you
Speaker 4: would think it's not a big deal for a four
Speaker 4: year old, but it has cost me.
Speaker 3: A lot of money.
Speaker 4: That's next on the pick up. So my daughter Molly May,
Speaker 4: she's four and a half years old. Now she has
Speaker 4: started doing something in a sleep which is causing us
Speaker 4: a bit of problems.
Speaker 2: Is she's still sleeping under your bed?
Speaker 3: No, she's still sleeping in our bed.
Speaker 4: We've tried to move her from co sleeping with us,
Speaker 4: but she's not having a bar of it. So we
Speaker 4: try every night to move her back to her bed.
Speaker 4: She gets back in our bed. She's very attached and
Speaker 4: actually to be honest, I kind of do secretly love it.
Speaker 4: But she sleeps in our bed. But she is going
Speaker 4: through this weird stage and age of nose picking, right.
Speaker 4: I think four year old kids usually had their fingers
Speaker 4: up their nose ninety percent of the time. But the
Speaker 4: thing is, Molly's taking it one step further. She picks
Speaker 4: her nose quite a bit. Thinks it's funny, but she
Speaker 4: falls asleep sucking her thumb with her pointer to finger
Speaker 4: up her nose. So she sleeps with an L shape
Speaker 4: of her fingers straight up her nose and a thumb
Speaker 4: in her mouth.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to do it now. It's thanks quite comfor
Speaker 2: to do it. It would go in through b I've.
Speaker 3: Already tried it. It would going to brain.
Speaker 4: I would love everybody in their cars right now to
Speaker 4: stick their thumb in their mouth and their finger up
Speaker 4: their nose.
Speaker 3: My ring is too long. She must have a baby.
Speaker 3: So yeah, she's got small hands.
Speaker 4: No, she doesn't have small hands, because her nose is
Speaker 4: proportionate size to her fingers. She shoves her fingers so
Speaker 4: far up there that in the night, whilst it's in
Speaker 4: there and she's digging around, she started to give herself nosebleeds.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 3: Now, she's done this almost every night for the like
Speaker 3: the last week.
Speaker 4: It's consecutive, and the nosebleeds are getting worse because I'm
Speaker 4: I feel like she's probably doing something upper nose while
Speaker 4: she's she's my brain, she's messed up with sinuses. Anyway,
Speaker 4: So the first night she did it, and then she
Speaker 4: got blood all over the mattress protector.
Speaker 3: So we took the mattress protector off and put it
Speaker 3: in the water. At night.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like she's doing it night.
Speaker 4: She's waking up and the poor thing is covered like
Speaker 4: face is covered in blood, shirt is covered in blood,
Speaker 4: the sheets are covered in blood, and she sleeps right
Speaker 4: through it. Anyway, she woke up one night, she gone
Speaker 4: through the mattress protectors, who put in the wash. The
Speaker 4: next night she did it again. Now, anyone who sleeps
Speaker 4: with their kid in the bed knows that kids don't
Speaker 4: sleep with their head on a pillow. They motor around
Speaker 4: a bed, right. They are like a one stage. They
Speaker 4: got the head at the end. Then they've got the
Speaker 4: head in your crutch and then they're like kick. Their
Speaker 4: heads are everywhere and it les a everywhere, the food
Speaker 4: upside down yeah, they're all over the bed. So she
Speaker 4: wakes up in the morning and she's had this blood
Speaker 4: nose and it has gone through the sheets, it's gone
Speaker 4: through the memory foam mattress and it is actually everywhere.
Speaker 3: Like, oh, the poor Darland.
Speaker 2: She was so upset.
Speaker 4: The blood was everywhere, and like you guys know, mattresses
Speaker 4: are so expensive. So I was like, Okay, I'll find
Speaker 4: someone online who can come and clean the mattress because
Speaker 4: there was no amount of towels or me trying to
Speaker 4: soak it out that was going to get it out
Speaker 4: of this mattress. So I called this emergency mattress cleaner
Speaker 4: company and I was like, I'm so sorry my daughter's
Speaker 4: had a blood nose on the bed and I need
Speaker 4: you to come and clean it.
Speaker 3: What will be the charge?
Speaker 5: I didn't even know there was an emergency mattress cleaning
Speaker 5: They do, and they do they use like a vacuum
Speaker 5: wash thing, so like they can wash and suck at
Speaker 5: the same time, so they're not just like saturating a mattress.
Speaker 4: Anyway, the guy was like, don't worry, don't worry. You know,
Speaker 4: we've seen it all. It'll be one hundred and eighty
Speaker 4: dollars for a nosebleed. I was like, oh, that's fine,
Speaker 4: emergency clean, come on down. So he comes in two o'clock.
Speaker 4: Now it wasn't the guy that I spoke to on.
Speaker 3: The phone all the details. It was someone else.
Speaker 2: Bond.
Speaker 4: No. He walks in and I've stripped the bed and
Speaker 4: he walks into the bedroom and he sees it, this
Speaker 4: big bloody stain on the bed and then his face
Speaker 4: drops and he goes, oh, no, no, no, And I
Speaker 4: was like, sorry, what and he's like, oh no, and
Speaker 4: he gets really awkward, and then he said, you said
Speaker 4: it was a bloody nose. And I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: it is. It is a bloody nose, and he goes, no,
Speaker 4: it's not. And then I realized he thought I had
Speaker 4: got my period and that I had asked him to
Speaker 4: come and.
Speaker 3: Another kind of blood in the middle of the bed.
Speaker 4: I explained to him that it wasn't and that it
Speaker 4: was my daughter's nosebleed, and he said, I'm sorry, but
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to charge you extra. He charged us
Speaker 4: two hundred and eighty dollars because he didn't believe that
Speaker 4: it wasn't.
Speaker 3: The other kind of blood. And I was like how
Speaker 3: dare you discriminate?
Speaker 2: That's discrimination.
Speaker 3: He put a period tax.
Speaker 4: There was a real pink tax on that one, that's
Speaker 4: for sure. Yes, he put a period tax and then
Speaker 4: to pay it.
Speaker 2: And he disgusted.
Speaker 3: I am a staunch feminist. Give me his number, no.
Speaker 2: Because that to me, No, No, it wouldn't have.
Speaker 4: But to be fair, it would be very odd if
Speaker 4: you got your period on a mattress.
Speaker 2: Good call that pisces me off.
Speaker 3: No, in his defense, it's pretty rank.
Speaker 5: If you had to go clean a stranger's period like
Speaker 5: that is pretty rare.
Speaker 2: Believe women, Laura's not lying.
Speaker 4: I wasn't lying, like, I wasn't trying to gaslight the
Speaker 4: poor cleaner guy into cleaning it up for me, Like,
Speaker 4: and I think you're lying.
Speaker 2: But if it was and.
Speaker 5: He thought it was, if he truly believe that, I
Speaker 5: don't think you should put more on it.
Speaker 3: But it's pretty great.
Speaker 4: He did absolutely think it was, and he did not
Speaker 4: believe me, and it cost me an extra hundred dollars.
Speaker 2: And then it was the awkward.
Speaker 4: Thing because he was in my house arguing with me
Speaker 4: about the blood on the mattress, and all I wanted
Speaker 4: was for him to clean it but I wanted it
Speaker 4: for the good price of one hundred and eighty dollars.
Speaker 2: Two and eighty. I would have thought twice about it.
Speaker 1: I'll speaking of blood and birth. The date that I
Speaker 1: had on the weekend was ruined by the two of you.
Speaker 1: The potential love of my life has been snatched out
Speaker 1: of my arms. And it is all because of you,
Speaker 1: Brit and you Laura. And I'm going to tell the
Speaker 1: nation you can you can rule your iron fist. Did
Speaker 1: the girls ruin my love life?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Yeah, after what you two didn't put me through on
Speaker 1: the weekend, so full of it hot.
Speaker 3: I did to gather my thoughts all two about next
Speaker 3: to the bring ALP.
Speaker 1: So I need to see a therapist. One, but I
Speaker 1: need to see if the country sides with me in
Speaker 1: this in this issue because Britt and Laura, you two
Speaker 1: are my closest friends. We love you, I adore you.
Speaker 1: Two things that are big context things here. One, I'm
Speaker 1: currently single. Two we're currently on a national tour. So
Speaker 1: we're touring with your podcast Life n Cut. We're going
Speaker 1: from city to city around Australia doing live shows. I'm
Speaker 1: the opening act. It's very fun. We're enjoying it now.
Speaker 1: Being single is important here because we went to Melbourne
Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what, I'm on the dating apps,
Speaker 1: let me maybe meet a guy while I'm down there,
Speaker 1: someone i've been chatting to me Mitch.
Speaker 4: It was kind of aggressive because we were there for
Speaker 4: one night and we got in in the afternoon and
Speaker 4: you left first thing in the morning.
Speaker 3: So the fact that you thought you might be able
Speaker 3: to squeeze a man in there was very very I
Speaker 3: wouldn't have said that careful.
Speaker 2: I mean, mystic put it that way.
Speaker 1: Expressive medium. I thought I could fit in a date
Speaker 1: while I'm in town. I got it wrong. I tried
Speaker 1: to book in for drinks with this guy who's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: is very attractive, and I'm like, this is someone that
Speaker 1: I love to go on a date with. He messaged me,
Speaker 1: he said, can we get drinks? I said, I'm performing
Speaker 1: at the Palais Theater. I don't think we can fit
Speaker 1: it in. He said, could you get me a ticket?
Speaker 1: I'd love to come and watch. So the first date
Speaker 1: between me and this guy was going to be me
Speaker 1: on stage doing stand up opening for you guys.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the one way medium. He can't talk back
Speaker 2: to me, but I.
Speaker 3: Thought, you know what, it's a Well, it wasn't a date.
Speaker 3: It was a flex, is what it was.
Speaker 4: You were like, Hey, come and watch me at my
Speaker 4: stand up show, and then you're like, oh, also, these
Speaker 4: other girls are going to be there.
Speaker 3: It's kind of like a you know, Brittain, you would
Speaker 3: do it too, flex the same way. He's not going
Speaker 3: to judge you for that.
Speaker 1: I tell my two best friends in this whole world,
Speaker 1: Brittain Laura, you too. Before we go on stage, this
Speaker 1: guy's in the audience.
Speaker 3: We have a cute, little ah girlfriend moment.
Speaker 1: We go on and do the show, and then, midway
Speaker 1: through a sold out show, Brittain Laura, why don't you
Speaker 1: tell everyone what happened?
Speaker 4: Well, you come up on stage for a bit of
Speaker 4: audience participation, and since we were talking to the audience
Speaker 4: and you were also on stage, we thought it would
Speaker 4: be the perfect time to say hello to your date.
Speaker 1: Is this your idea, Brett, I feel like this is
Speaker 1: a Brittany Hockley cookup.
Speaker 5: Well, yeah, but I thought it would go down well.
Speaker 5: I thought he'd feel included. It was the only connection
Speaker 5: you two were going to have the entire night. Sceness
Speaker 5: though you asked him to a date where you couldn't
Speaker 5: actually talk to him and you were performing on the
Speaker 5: stage and he was in the.
Speaker 3: Very back nose bleed section. It was yeah, so yeah,
Speaker 3: it was my idea.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, yeah, it was your idea, brit to do
Speaker 1: it off the back of a moment where I was
Speaker 1: showing some different sexual positions on the stage. I was
Speaker 1: acting out some interesting, precarious positions, and that's when your husband,
Speaker 1: Mattie Jay Laura points out that my date is watching
Speaker 1: in the audience.
Speaker 2: That's what he wants. Matt and I were intertwined.
Speaker 1: Matt was going, do you think this is what your
Speaker 1: date once he's watching live?
Speaker 4: I was mortified you hated it, But to be fair,
Speaker 4: I thought that you would at least have a little
Speaker 4: chuckle because I thought you would assume that we would
Speaker 4: do this like this shouldn't have come as too much
Speaker 4: of a surprise. But you were very unhappy on stage
Speaker 4: and it was palpable.
Speaker 3: I was stressed out.
Speaker 1: And you know what, Britta Laura, you didn't even ask
Speaker 1: me how it went. He snubbed me that night.
Speaker 2: Stop it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I meant. I messaged him after and said, hey,
Speaker 1: do you want to get a drink. He said, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm just going for drinks with friends. Sorry, Also, my
Speaker 1: phone's on one percent.
Speaker 3: No, he didn't because he was having a drink with me.
Speaker 2: He's gay.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just trying to do like a burn.
Speaker 2: Didn't work, so.
Speaker 3: He goes you after that. Oh you know that's not
Speaker 3: an as, that's no. We're talking. We're talking.
Speaker 2: But I don't think what you guys have done helped
Speaker 2: me anyway.
Speaker 5: You knew the contents of the show before you invited him,
Speaker 5: Like what you were going to do on stage didn't
Speaker 5: change because he was there.
Speaker 1: Why don't you get out there on the list of
Speaker 1: my net worth or beautiful traits that I had not
Speaker 1: get me up there and embarrass me in front of
Speaker 1: the potential time.
Speaker 3: Trying to shine and show your maneuvers in the bedroom. No,
Speaker 3: that's not where I shine. You know me, Well, it's not.
Speaker 3: It doesn't come naturally to me.
Speaker 4: Okay, So are you going to see him again? Or
Speaker 4: are you not speaking anymore?
Speaker 3: I've sent in twelve messages today, so I'm not sure.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the problem. I don't think it's going to happen.
Speaker 3: I'm going in a bit hot. No, I don't I'm
Speaker 3: not going to see him again. No, thanks to you.
Speaker 2: All Right, let's go home.
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