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<v Speaker 1>Laura, and come on here, Hollo Tuesday were doing pick uppers?

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<v Speaker 2>About what are our listeners called?

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<v Speaker 3>Are the uppers?

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<v Speaker 4>We're here to pick you up whatever you're doing. Not

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<v Speaker 4>the pickers, pies, mate, picker.

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<v Speaker 3>Uppers, pick rappers, the pickers.

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<v Speaker 4>You No, that doesn't land, I reckon, they're the picker uppers.

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<v Speaker 3>Alright, fair enough?

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<v Speaker 2>Picked up?

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<v Speaker 1>God for three creative minds. You think we would come

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<v Speaker 1>up with something better than the pickup?

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<v Speaker 2>Really stuck, Laura? Laura couldn't care less?

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<v Speaker 3>Or I should call them people and move on. I

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<v Speaker 3>want to get home to be kids in me. Hot

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<v Speaker 3>husband escalated? Who is pretty hot? It's gorgeous? Now you

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<v Speaker 3>know what it's like.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, when you've seen something that's good looking a lot,

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<v Speaker 4>even I become like I'm immune to it.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, you're desensitized to to his hotness? Now you know

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<v Speaker 2>you are?

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<v Speaker 4>Ye?

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't sleep with him. That's because he doesn't fart

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<v Speaker 3>around you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what it is, don't.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't mean that he's very very.

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<v Speaker 1>How can that be the truth when I still see

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<v Speaker 1>both your beauty and I work with you every day.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura's vomiting in her mouth? Thanks me?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what, we're just speaking about pickup at

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<v Speaker 4>pick upperas or pig being picked up, and I want

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<v Speaker 4>to talk about nose picking instead, going from one pick

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<v Speaker 4>to another.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, good, all about my daughter Molly May.

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<v Speaker 4>She has started picking her nose, which is costing me

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<v Speaker 4>a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 2>Put it that way.

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting, it's cost me a lot.

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<v Speaker 4>Picked a brain out or who would have ever thought

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<v Speaker 4>that nose picking could be so expensive? Past?

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<v Speaker 3>Can't wait to see where this goes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the pickup, your uppers, your people.

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<v Speaker 5>So we all know Pink as one of the great

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<v Speaker 5>vocalists of our time.

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<v Speaker 3>She's such incredible performer.

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<v Speaker 5>On top of her singing ability, like no concert I

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<v Speaker 5>don know if you've ever been to one of her concerts.

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<v Speaker 3>I have.

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<v Speaker 5>She does like the whole thing is like an acrobatics performance.

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<v Speaker 3>It's truly incredible. She doesn't stand on stage and sing.

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<v Speaker 3>If she's not dancing, she's in the air. She's swinging

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<v Speaker 3>like it's it's like an Olympic sport.

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<v Speaker 4>I always wondered if she was like miming it, you

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<v Speaker 4>know how they sometimes have the music playing and they're

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<v Speaker 4>just kind of mouthing it. Yeah, lip singing because she's

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<v Speaker 4>always so active on stage, and I think, like, how

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<v Speaker 4>can she possibly run up and down and still be

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<v Speaker 4>getting them whole time.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, she's going viral at the moment for the way

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<v Speaker 5>she prepares her voice for a performance.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know if you've ever seen Beyonce, She like

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<v Speaker 5>will walk on a treadmill and try and sing at

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<v Speaker 5>the same time. I guess it's to get your aerobic

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<v Speaker 5>rhythm in line. What Pink does is she lays on

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<v Speaker 5>the ground like she's in a crunch position, like she's

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<v Speaker 5>doing an ab workout right, and she gets somebody to

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<v Speaker 5>stand with their full body weight on her chir on

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<v Speaker 5>her stomach, and then she sings with them with the

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<v Speaker 5>pressure of them on her bearing down her stomach, and

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<v Speaker 5>she says, it sings.

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<v Speaker 3>Better listen to this, okay, taking up your stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll sing.

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<v Speaker 3>Where is this? No someone's on that's amazing? Embaris and

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<v Speaker 3>media gonna die. You gotta get so I want to

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<v Speaker 3>try it out.

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<v Speaker 5>Mitch, you're your people wight not know, but you've got

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<v Speaker 5>a pretty good voice on you. It's it's mainly an

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<v Speaker 5>opera voice. Can we have a little a little sneaky.

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<v Speaker 1>I realized this is where this was going. But I'm

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<v Speaker 1>classically trained. I studied few thank you a scholarship. I

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<v Speaker 1>I can I can sing operatic.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you want?

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<v Speaker 2>It's just wonder Brich No little testy pop.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a pretty good seven tuning in in the

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<v Speaker 3>middle of that. Will be so confused, like wrong ready station. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>well that's a seven out of ten.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's you're going to put someone on me.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to see if you can sing better, if

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<v Speaker 5>you could lay on the ground and maybe Laura can

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<v Speaker 5>stand on you.

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<v Speaker 2>You bring him on to Laura's kids hopefully.

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<v Speaker 3>No, just Laura, I think me.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you know.

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<v Speaker 3>On the ground of you were going to do with

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<v Speaker 3>shoes on or off?

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<v Speaker 2>You're still got to pumps today, so maybe take them off.

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<v Speaker 4>Doesn't wear shoes get on the floor, No, I mean

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<v Speaker 4>I might have. I'll take them off. I'll stand on

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<v Speaker 4>you with my dirty feet.

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<v Speaker 5>He's laid down and legs no crunch your legs up, please,

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<v Speaker 5>So they're in like a triangle.

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<v Speaker 3>My back just got realigned. All right, Laura, were going

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<v Speaker 3>to do this, but I will give it my best.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's a bit of weight on the table.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're not.

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<v Speaker 3>So you're gonna sing.

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<v Speaker 5>Then Laura's going to stand on your tummy.

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<v Speaker 2>Where there is ready. But you know you have to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to fall through. There is a burns.

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<v Speaker 3>My brain is leaking. Keep going. No, you gotta get up.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it doesn't work. Doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 3>Pinks in an get off. He's gone right in the face.

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<v Speaker 3>He looks like he's about.

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<v Speaker 2>To pop a you're gonna be okay, I'm down here

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<v Speaker 2>for a while.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, look something I'm going to tell you guys. My

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<v Speaker 4>daughter Molly May she started picking a nose. Now you

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<v Speaker 4>would think it's not a big deal for a four

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<v Speaker 4>year old, but it has cost me.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of money.

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<v Speaker 4>That's next on the pick up. So my daughter Molly May,

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<v Speaker 4>she's four and a half years old. Now she has

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<v Speaker 4>started doing something in a sleep which is causing us

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<v Speaker 4>a bit of problems.

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<v Speaker 2>Is she's still sleeping under your bed?

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<v Speaker 3>No, she's still sleeping in our bed.

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<v Speaker 4>We've tried to move her from co sleeping with us,

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<v Speaker 4>but she's not having a bar of it. So we

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<v Speaker 4>try every night to move her back to her bed.

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<v Speaker 4>She gets back in our bed. She's very attached and

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<v Speaker 4>actually to be honest, I kind of do secretly love it.

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<v Speaker 4>But she sleeps in our bed. But she is going

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<v Speaker 4>through this weird stage and age of nose picking, right.

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<v Speaker 4>I think four year old kids usually had their fingers

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<v Speaker 4>up their nose ninety percent of the time. But the

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<v Speaker 4>thing is, Molly's taking it one step further. She picks

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<v Speaker 4>her nose quite a bit. Thinks it's funny, but she

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<v Speaker 4>falls asleep sucking her thumb with her pointer to finger

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<v Speaker 4>up her nose. So she sleeps with an L shape

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<v Speaker 4>of her fingers straight up her nose and a thumb

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<v Speaker 4>in her mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to do it now. It's thanks quite comfor

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<v Speaker 2>to do it. It would go in through b I've.

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<v Speaker 3>Already tried it. It would going to brain.

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<v Speaker 4>I would love everybody in their cars right now to

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<v Speaker 4>stick their thumb in their mouth and their finger up

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<v Speaker 4>their nose.

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<v Speaker 3>My ring is too long. She must have a baby.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, she's got small hands.

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<v Speaker 4>No, she doesn't have small hands, because her nose is

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<v Speaker 4>proportionate size to her fingers. She shoves her fingers so

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<v Speaker 4>far up there that in the night, whilst it's in

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<v Speaker 4>there and she's digging around, she started to give herself nosebleeds.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, she's done this almost every night for the like

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<v Speaker 3>the last week.

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<v Speaker 4>It's consecutive, and the nosebleeds are getting worse because I'm

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<v Speaker 4>I feel like she's probably doing something upper nose while

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<v Speaker 4>she's she's my brain, she's messed up with sinuses. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>So the first night she did it, and then she

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<v Speaker 4>got blood all over the mattress protector.

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<v Speaker 3>So we took the mattress protector off and put it

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<v Speaker 3>in the water. At night.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like she's doing it night.

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<v Speaker 4>She's waking up and the poor thing is covered like

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<v Speaker 4>face is covered in blood, shirt is covered in blood,

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<v Speaker 4>the sheets are covered in blood, and she sleeps right

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<v Speaker 4>through it. Anyway, she woke up one night, she gone

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<v Speaker 4>through the mattress protectors, who put in the wash. The

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<v Speaker 4>next night she did it again. Now, anyone who sleeps

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<v Speaker 4>with their kid in the bed knows that kids don't

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<v Speaker 4>sleep with their head on a pillow. They motor around

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<v Speaker 4>a bed, right. They are like a one stage. They

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<v Speaker 4>got the head at the end. Then they've got the

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<v Speaker 4>head in your crutch and then they're like kick. Their

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<v Speaker 4>heads are everywhere and it les a everywhere, the food

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<v Speaker 4>upside down yeah, they're all over the bed. So she

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<v Speaker 4>wakes up in the morning and she's had this blood

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<v Speaker 4>nose and it has gone through the sheets, it's gone

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<v Speaker 4>through the memory foam mattress and it is actually everywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, oh, the poor Darland.

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<v Speaker 2>She was so upset.

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<v Speaker 4>The blood was everywhere, and like you guys know, mattresses

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<v Speaker 4>are so expensive. So I was like, Okay, I'll find

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<v Speaker 4>someone online who can come and clean the mattress because

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<v Speaker 4>there was no amount of towels or me trying to

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<v Speaker 4>soak it out that was going to get it out

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<v Speaker 4>of this mattress. So I called this emergency mattress cleaner

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<v Speaker 4>company and I was like, I'm so sorry my daughter's

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<v Speaker 4>had a blood nose on the bed and I need

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<v Speaker 4>you to come and clean it.

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<v Speaker 3>What will be the charge?

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't even know there was an emergency mattress cleaning

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<v Speaker 5>They do, and they do they use like a vacuum

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<v Speaker 5>wash thing, so like they can wash and suck at

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<v Speaker 5>the same time, so they're not just like saturating a mattress.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, the guy was like, don't worry, don't worry. You know,

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<v Speaker 4>we've seen it all. It'll be one hundred and eighty

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<v Speaker 4>dollars for a nosebleed. I was like, oh, that's fine,

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<v Speaker 4>emergency clean, come on down. So he comes in two o'clock.

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<v Speaker 4>Now it wasn't the guy that I spoke to on.

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<v Speaker 3>The phone all the details. It was someone else.

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<v Speaker 2>Bond.

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<v Speaker 4>No. He walks in and I've stripped the bed and

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<v Speaker 4>he walks into the bedroom and he sees it, this

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<v Speaker 4>big bloody stain on the bed and then his face

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<v Speaker 4>drops and he goes, oh, no, no, no, And I

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<v Speaker 4>was like, sorry, what and he's like, oh no, and

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<v Speaker 4>he gets really awkward, and then he said, you said

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<v Speaker 4>it was a bloody nose. And I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>it is. It is a bloody nose, and he goes, no,

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<v Speaker 4>it's not. And then I realized he thought I had

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<v Speaker 4>got my period and that I had asked him to

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<v Speaker 4>come and.

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<v Speaker 3>Another kind of blood in the middle of the bed.

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<v Speaker 4>I explained to him that it wasn't and that it

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<v Speaker 4>was my daughter's nosebleed, and he said, I'm sorry, but

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<v Speaker 4>I'm gonna have to charge you extra. He charged us

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<v Speaker 4>two hundred and eighty dollars because he didn't believe that

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<v Speaker 4>it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 3>The other kind of blood. And I was like how

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<v Speaker 3>dare you discriminate?

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<v Speaker 2>That's discrimination.

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<v Speaker 3>He put a period tax.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a real pink tax on that one, that's

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<v Speaker 4>for sure. Yes, he put a period tax and then

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<v Speaker 4>to pay it.

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<v Speaker 2>And he disgusted.

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<v Speaker 3>I am a staunch feminist. Give me his number, no.

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<v Speaker 2>Because that to me, No, No, it wouldn't have.

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<v Speaker 4>But to be fair, it would be very odd if

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<v Speaker 4>you got your period on a mattress.

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<v Speaker 2>Good call that pisces me off.

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<v Speaker 3>No, in his defense, it's pretty rank.

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<v Speaker 5>If you had to go clean a stranger's period like

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<v Speaker 5>that is pretty rare.

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<v Speaker 2>Believe women, Laura's not lying.

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<v Speaker 4>I wasn't lying, like, I wasn't trying to gaslight the

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<v Speaker 4>poor cleaner guy into cleaning it up for me, Like,

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<v Speaker 4>and I think you're lying.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it was and.

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<v Speaker 5>He thought it was, if he truly believe that, I

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<v Speaker 5>don't think you should put more on it.

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<v Speaker 3>But it's pretty great.

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<v Speaker 4>He did absolutely think it was, and he did not

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<v Speaker 4>believe me, and it cost me an extra hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it was the awkward.

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<v Speaker 4>Thing because he was in my house arguing with me

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<v Speaker 4>about the blood on the mattress, and all I wanted

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<v Speaker 4>was for him to clean it but I wanted it

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<v Speaker 4>for the good price of one hundred and eighty dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Two and eighty. I would have thought twice about it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll speaking of blood and birth. The date that I

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<v Speaker 1>had on the weekend was ruined by the two of you.

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<v Speaker 1>The potential love of my life has been snatched out

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<v Speaker 1>of my arms. And it is all because of you,

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<v Speaker 1>Brit and you Laura. And I'm going to tell the

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<v Speaker 1>nation you can you can rule your iron fist. Did

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<v Speaker 1>the girls ruin my love life?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, after what you two didn't put me through on

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<v Speaker 1>the weekend, so full of it hot.

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<v Speaker 3>I did to gather my thoughts all two about next

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<v Speaker 3>to the bring ALP.

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<v Speaker 1>So I need to see a therapist. One, but I

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<v Speaker 1>need to see if the country sides with me in

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<v Speaker 1>this in this issue because Britt and Laura, you two

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<v Speaker 1>are my closest friends. We love you, I adore you.

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<v Speaker 1>Two things that are big context things here. One, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>currently single. Two we're currently on a national tour. So

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<v Speaker 1>we're touring with your podcast Life n Cut. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>from city to city around Australia doing live shows. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>the opening act. It's very fun. We're enjoying it now.

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<v Speaker 1>Being single is important here because we went to Melbourne

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<v Speaker 1>and I thought, you know what, I'm on the dating apps,

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<v Speaker 1>let me maybe meet a guy while I'm down there,

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<v Speaker 1>someone i've been chatting to me Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>It was kind of aggressive because we were there for

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<v Speaker 4>one night and we got in in the afternoon and

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<v Speaker 4>you left first thing in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>So the fact that you thought you might be able

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<v Speaker 3>to squeeze a man in there was very very I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't have said that careful.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, mystic put it that way.

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<v Speaker 1>Expressive medium. I thought I could fit in a date

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<v Speaker 1>while I'm in town. I got it wrong. I tried

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<v Speaker 1>to book in for drinks with this guy who's gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 1>is very attractive, and I'm like, this is someone that

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<v Speaker 1>I love to go on a date with. He messaged me,

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<v Speaker 1>he said, can we get drinks? I said, I'm performing

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<v Speaker 1>at the Palais Theater. I don't think we can fit

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<v Speaker 1>it in. He said, could you get me a ticket?

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<v Speaker 1>I'd love to come and watch. So the first date

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<v Speaker 1>between me and this guy was going to be me

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<v Speaker 1>on stage doing stand up opening for you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, the one way medium. He can't talk back

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<v Speaker 2>to me, but I.

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<v Speaker 3>Thought, you know what, it's a Well, it wasn't a date.

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<v Speaker 3>It was a flex, is what it was.

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<v Speaker 4>You were like, Hey, come and watch me at my

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<v Speaker 4>stand up show, and then you're like, oh, also, these

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<v Speaker 4>other girls are going to be there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's kind of like a you know, Brittain, you would

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<v Speaker 3>do it too, flex the same way. He's not going

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<v Speaker 3>to judge you for that.

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<v Speaker 1>I tell my two best friends in this whole world,

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<v Speaker 1>Brittain Laura, you too. Before we go on stage, this

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<v Speaker 1>guy's in the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a cute, little ah girlfriend moment.

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<v Speaker 1>We go on and do the show, and then, midway

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<v Speaker 1>through a sold out show, Brittain Laura, why don't you

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<v Speaker 1>tell everyone what happened?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, you come up on stage for a bit of

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<v Speaker 4>audience participation, and since we were talking to the audience

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<v Speaker 4>and you were also on stage, we thought it would

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<v Speaker 4>be the perfect time to say hello to your date.

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<v Speaker 1>Is this your idea, Brett, I feel like this is

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<v Speaker 1>a Brittany Hockley cookup.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, yeah, but I thought it would go down well.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought he'd feel included. It was the only connection

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<v Speaker 5>you two were going to have the entire night. Sceness

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<v Speaker 5>though you asked him to a date where you couldn't

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<v Speaker 5>actually talk to him and you were performing on the

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<v Speaker 5>stage and he was in the.

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<v Speaker 3>Very back nose bleed section. It was yeah, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>it was my idea.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well, yeah, it was your idea, brit to do

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<v Speaker 1>it off the back of a moment where I was

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<v Speaker 1>showing some different sexual positions on the stage. I was

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<v Speaker 1>acting out some interesting, precarious positions, and that's when your husband,

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<v Speaker 1>Mattie Jay Laura points out that my date is watching

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<v Speaker 1>in the audience.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what he wants. Matt and I were intertwined.

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<v Speaker 1>Matt was going, do you think this is what your

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<v Speaker 1>date once he's watching live?

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<v Speaker 4>I was mortified you hated it, But to be fair,

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that you would at least have a little

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<v Speaker 4>chuckle because I thought you would assume that we would

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<v Speaker 4>do this like this shouldn't have come as too much

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<v Speaker 4>of a surprise. But you were very unhappy on stage

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<v Speaker 4>and it was palpable.

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<v Speaker 3>I was stressed out.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, Britta Laura, you didn't even ask

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<v Speaker 1>me how it went. He snubbed me that night.

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<v Speaker 2>Stop it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I meant. I messaged him after and said, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to get a drink. He said, Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just going for drinks with friends. Sorry, Also, my

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<v Speaker 1>phone's on one percent.

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<v Speaker 3>No, he didn't because he was having a drink with me.

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<v Speaker 2>He's gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'm just trying to do like a burn.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't work, so.

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<v Speaker 3>He goes you after that. Oh you know that's not

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<v Speaker 3>an as, that's no. We're talking. We're talking.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't think what you guys have done helped

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<v Speaker 2>me anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>You knew the contents of the show before you invited him,

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<v Speaker 5>Like what you were going to do on stage didn't

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<v Speaker 5>change because he was there.

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<v Speaker 1>Why don't you get out there on the list of

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<v Speaker 1>my net worth or beautiful traits that I had not

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<v Speaker 1>get me up there and embarrass me in front of

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<v Speaker 1>the potential time.

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<v Speaker 3>Trying to shine and show your maneuvers in the bedroom. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's not where I shine. You know me, Well, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>It doesn't come naturally to me.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So are you going to see him again? Or

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<v Speaker 4>are you not speaking anymore?

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<v Speaker 3>I've sent in twelve messages today, so I'm not sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe that's the problem. I don't think it's going to happen.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going in a bit hot. No, I don't I'm

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<v Speaker 3>not going to see him again. No, thanks to you.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, let's go home.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed any of the show podcasted on the

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<v Speaker 1>IEA Radio ap say Guy.