WEBVTT - When the goal posts keep moving - Uncut with Tony Armstrong 0:00:09.680 --> 0:00:11.880 Hey guys, and I'll welcome back to another episode of 0:00:11.920 --> 0:00:15.560 Life Uncut. I'm Brittany and I'm here today with a 0:00:15.640 --> 0:00:19.440 super famous Dancing with the Stars contestant, Laura Bird. 0:00:21.120 --> 0:00:24.280 Hi everybody, Hi, I am a dancer. 0:00:24.320 --> 0:00:26.280 Now that's what I do. I dance and night's all 0:00:26.320 --> 0:00:26.680 the time. 0:00:27.080 --> 0:00:29.160 I dance from the minute I wake up in the morning, 0:00:29.280 --> 0:00:30.720 I danced until the middle of the night. 0:00:30.960 --> 0:00:33.320 I dance around the office. Thank you so much for 0:00:33.360 --> 0:00:35.800 making time. Thank you to coming to the podcast today. 0:00:35.840 --> 0:00:37.080 You are so look. 0:00:37.320 --> 0:00:38.920 I mean, I did have to stop my very busy 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:40.280 dancing schedule to be here. 0:00:40.400 --> 0:00:43.160 Well, the announcement's out, so this is obviously a Tuesday. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:46.560 This is dropping. But last Thursday it came to light 0:00:46.760 --> 0:00:49.080 that you have not been doing Ninja Warrior, but you 0:00:49.159 --> 0:00:52.080 having fact been training very hard for Dancing with the Stars. 0:00:52.360 --> 0:00:53.840 To be fair, there was a part of me that 0:00:53.920 --> 0:00:56.280 was a little bit like, oh, Ninja Warrior would be fun. 0:00:56.440 --> 0:00:58.360 Nah, you wouldn't last a day. No, I wouldn't even 0:00:58.400 --> 0:00:59.320 last the first hurdle. 0:00:59.600 --> 0:01:02.360 I wouldn't even make it over the first jump over 0:01:02.360 --> 0:01:02.960 the phone pitch. 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:06.840 Have you seen that videos of like seven, three or 0:01:06.880 --> 0:01:08.880 four or five year old kids that are running and 0:01:08.880 --> 0:01:11.440 doing hurdles, and the video is like, watch this seven 0:01:11.480 --> 0:01:13.280 times and look at a different kid every time. And 0:01:13.400 --> 0:01:14.920 have you seen it? They start running in they're all 0:01:14.959 --> 0:01:15.840 tripping over. That's you. 0:01:15.880 --> 0:01:17.560 That's what you would be like. No, but now we 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:19.040 need to find that and put it ourselves. 0:01:19.040 --> 0:01:22.560 I'll find it. Everyone's gonna be like what I will find. 0:01:22.560 --> 0:01:24.959 It is so funny, and I promise you will watch 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.399 this video and repeat a hundred times. Well that's just me. 0:01:27.640 --> 0:01:30.160 But at dancing that was my saying. Oh, I thought 0:01:30.160 --> 0:01:32.160 we thought we were saying it Ninja Warrior. No, if 0:01:32.160 --> 0:01:33.360 you did Ninja Warrior. 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:34.920 That would have been you. But I think you're gonna 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.120 be really good at dancing with the stuff. No you 0:01:37.480 --> 0:01:42.640 die Sean and video snips. You are sexy, little premanded. 0:01:42.959 --> 0:01:47.280 I have gotten pretty fit. That's the one thing that 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:48.080 I've gotten out of this. 0:01:48.440 --> 0:01:51.640 So we I don't even know what to start so 0:01:51.760 --> 0:01:53.360 much dance from the beginning. 0:01:53.440 --> 0:01:55.480 How could I even put into words what I've been doing. 0:01:55.520 --> 0:01:58.360 Everyone you all know that I've been bred crumbing, that 0:01:58.400 --> 0:02:00.840 I've been training for something like the last five weeks. 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:02.120 I kind of signed up. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:03.600 I think it was five, Yeah, It must have been 0:02:03.600 --> 0:02:06.480 five weeks ago, just before we went away to rock Hampton. 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.480 I was dancing in the garage in rock Hampton because 0:02:09.480 --> 0:02:11.480 I just learnt the first few steps of the jive. 0:02:12.080 --> 0:02:14.800 So doing like an absolute dog's breakfast of it. 0:02:14.840 --> 0:02:16.680 Well, at least you've got Matt at home to train with, 0:02:16.760 --> 0:02:18.800 because if people might not remember them two years ago, 0:02:18.840 --> 0:02:20.600 three years ago, Matt did Dancing with the Stars. 0:02:20.720 --> 0:02:23.760 Yeah, no, no, no, he's not training with me unfortunately. No, 0:02:23.880 --> 0:02:26.040 he's like the dancing widow. Now he's got the kids 0:02:26.040 --> 0:02:28.280 twenty four to seven. So you know, when Matt did 0:02:28.280 --> 0:02:30.480 it two years ago and Lola was a newborn, if 0:02:30.520 --> 0:02:32.200 I was home with the kids and he was leaving 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:35.919 for like eight hour training days. This is payback because 0:02:36.000 --> 0:02:38.360 he at the moment has been having to do the 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:42.360 lion's share of the parenting whilst I'm off being twinkletoes. 0:02:41.760 --> 0:02:44.360 Whilst you're off getting down and jiggy with it. Oh 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:46.840 oh no, that's wrong, You're not getting down getting jiggy. 0:02:46.919 --> 0:02:49.000 And also like we have to be so careful because 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:51.480 everyone's gonna be like, oh, what's happening with Laura's dance partner, 0:02:51.720 --> 0:02:52.480 what's going on there? 0:02:52.520 --> 0:02:54.880 It is always a bit of a vibe, not with you, 0:02:54.919 --> 0:02:57.080 but a vibe and a theme with Dancing the Stars, 0:02:57.120 --> 0:02:58.800 isn't it. I think it's more in the American series, 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:01.200 But there's always like this contraver of an affair, or 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:03.720 someone hooks up with someone, or there's so much chemistry 0:03:03.840 --> 0:03:05.280 on stage it has to be real. 0:03:05.400 --> 0:03:07.480 I would like to have it on the record that 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:11.679 my dance partner pot. 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:17.880 Contradance my da dance Neil My. Your dance partner's name 0:03:17.919 --> 0:03:18.320 is Danil. 0:03:18.400 --> 0:03:22.080 My dance partner, Danil is almost two decades younger than me. 0:03:22.200 --> 0:03:26.359 So apart from the fast food is here, he's six. 0:03:29.120 --> 0:03:31.200 Sixteen. You can't do that moves at sixteen. 0:03:31.760 --> 0:03:34.720 He's twenty one. He's twenty one, so hit sixteen years 0:03:34.760 --> 0:03:35.160 younger than me. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:37.680 So I could have literally given birthday hand. Not that 0:03:37.720 --> 0:03:39.840 there would ever even if it was Jason Momoa, like, 0:03:39.880 --> 0:03:42.640 there would never be a thing like I I adore my. 0:03:42.680 --> 0:03:44.840 I love Matt too much. It's not that just doesn't 0:03:44.880 --> 0:03:48.280 even enter my psyche, but the fact that he's so young. 0:03:48.320 --> 0:03:50.000 Matt was like, thank God, you're partner with him. I 0:03:50.040 --> 0:03:51.560 don't even have to worry about your rubbing your body 0:03:51.600 --> 0:03:52.760 up and down him all day, so you have to 0:03:52.760 --> 0:03:55.160 pick him up from school on the training I picked 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:57.600 him up from tafe and then I take him to 0:03:57.600 --> 0:03:58.760 training because he can't drive yet. 0:03:58.760 --> 0:04:00.800 You know he's gonna listen to this and be like, fuck, 0:04:00.840 --> 0:04:03.840 you don't know. We're so lovely, You're great. We're just 0:04:03.840 --> 0:04:05.960 taking the piss he's I've met him. He's lovely. He's 0:04:05.960 --> 0:04:06.840 a lovely dance partner. 0:04:06.920 --> 0:04:09.280 So this is his first season doing Dancing with the Stars, 0:04:09.320 --> 0:04:11.680 but the dancing verg Yeah, he's a dancing version. He's 0:04:11.720 --> 0:04:15.040 never ever danced before. No, He's like he's like Australian champion. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:20.240 He was like some crazy award winning multi Accolade dance person. 0:04:20.640 --> 0:04:22.760 He's got the fire in his belly, doesn't he Yeah, 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:23.840 and so much confidence. 0:04:24.279 --> 0:04:25.480 Like if you said to him, how do you think 0:04:25.480 --> 0:04:26.960 you're gonna go, He's like, oh yeah, We're gonna win 0:04:26.960 --> 0:04:27.480 a mirror Ball. 0:04:27.480 --> 0:04:32.920 And I'm like, you haven in mid dance yet he has. No. 0:04:33.160 --> 0:04:37.640 I saw a snippet, a tiny little snippet, because I 0:04:37.680 --> 0:04:39.200 peeked in on one of your sessions. 0:04:39.279 --> 0:04:42.120 I think it was because I text you SA same 0:04:42.320 --> 0:04:42.880 same same. 0:04:43.279 --> 0:04:45.520 You guys actually look really good. Well, We're going produce 0:04:45.560 --> 0:04:47.200 a Keisha and I are going some of the radio 0:04:47.279 --> 0:04:48.920 crew are going, we're gonna go to your first night 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.560 to cheer you on. And I'm gonna take my own 0:04:51.560 --> 0:04:53.200 scorecard and like just write a tin on it. 0:04:54.000 --> 0:04:55.800 And if Todd mckennie gives me like a four, just 0:04:55.839 --> 0:04:57.480 hold the ten over the top of it, be like. 0:04:57.440 --> 0:04:59.680 Fuck your DoD. I'll be that person, you know how. 0:04:59.760 --> 0:05:01.640 I when you're at the football and someone runs on 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:03.640 streaking and like everyone runs around trying to catch them, 0:05:03.680 --> 0:05:05.600 that's me. I'll be running around with the scorecard and 0:05:05.600 --> 0:05:07.839 everyone's like, get her off with your face melting off. 0:05:08.800 --> 0:05:10.720 I'm hoping my face isn't melting off by that. 0:05:11.160 --> 0:05:12.840 Okay, So, as you guys know, BRIT's been doing the 0:05:12.839 --> 0:05:15.120 skin cancer treatment. But she arrived today and she was like, 0:05:15.200 --> 0:05:17.360 I think my eyelashes have been seated off. 0:05:19.279 --> 0:05:20.600 I wish I could laugh harder. 0:05:24.640 --> 0:05:28.560 It's true they have. They're gone, mainly the bottom ones. 0:05:28.640 --> 0:05:30.120 But a little bit. 0:05:30.920 --> 0:05:33.520 Your face looks so ball at the moment, very crusty, 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:34.640 very bald, do you know what? 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.360 No, But well, I'm just thinking a way to say 0:05:39.360 --> 0:05:43.320 it because I am very, very proud to be posting 0:05:43.360 --> 0:05:46.320 on like my face bit and what's happening. And I'm 0:05:46.360 --> 0:05:49.400 not worried about my looks in the sense of what's 0:05:49.400 --> 0:05:50.960 happening at the moment, because I know it's for a 0:05:51.000 --> 0:05:52.760 good cause. But this morning I did look in the 0:05:52.800 --> 0:05:55.919 mirror and I was like, wow, I just hate myself 0:05:56.000 --> 0:05:59.279 right now because my eyelashes and my face is so 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:01.880 swollen and you look at stopping this is what we're 0:06:01.880 --> 0:06:05.240 working with today. Okay, yeah, it's really cracked and scabby 0:06:05.360 --> 0:06:08.120 and it's painful. And once I've realized that some of 0:06:08.160 --> 0:06:10.200 the lashes are gone, it was a real life point 0:06:11.240 --> 0:06:13.360 and I was like, I actually just I mean, I'm 0:06:13.360 --> 0:06:15.560 still rocking. I'm still living my life like normals, still 0:06:15.560 --> 0:06:17.359 coming to work, and I don't care enough to like 0:06:17.440 --> 0:06:21.000 hide away like a witch. But this morning I definitely 0:06:21.000 --> 0:06:22.720 looked at myself and I was like, Okay, it's three 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:24.480 weeks deep and I don't want to look at myself 0:06:24.480 --> 0:06:25.960 in a mirror at the moment, but I know we're 0:06:26.040 --> 0:06:28.040 in a week or two it'll be better. But I 0:06:28.040 --> 0:06:30.520 I hate myself right now. We laugh about it, but 0:06:30.760 --> 0:06:32.800 you look beautiful. Stop it. We can laugh. 0:06:33.120 --> 0:06:35.400 I know we will be peop laughing, are gone at you, 0:06:35.520 --> 0:06:37.880 but like you look beautiful, and also you should be 0:06:37.920 --> 0:06:40.480 so proud of because I think a lot of people, 0:06:40.800 --> 0:06:42.599 you know, especially when it's your face, like it's so 0:06:42.680 --> 0:06:44.520 easy to be embarrassed and then to be like, I'm 0:06:44.520 --> 0:06:46.000 not going to share this, but I'm so proud of 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:48.680 you for sharing it and for putting all the photos 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:50.240 up there, like you know, the good, the bad, and 0:06:50.279 --> 0:06:52.680 that not as beautiful as what you know normally you 0:06:52.680 --> 0:06:55.000 would look like, but I'm so glad that you're sharing 0:06:55.160 --> 0:06:58.320 all parts of it because the visibility is so important, 0:06:58.320 --> 0:07:00.320 and we all know that the conversations around skin cancer 0:07:00.360 --> 0:07:02.120 is so important. So as much as we take the 0:07:02.160 --> 0:07:05.080 piss out of you now, i'm very very proud if he's. 0:07:05.040 --> 0:07:07.279 Out of myself, but it's yeah, the truth is, yeah, 0:07:07.320 --> 0:07:08.880 I don't want to ak myself right now. But on 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:12.840 a more serious note, if anyone actually has recommendations for 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:15.360 a LASH serum that works, like none of it, you know, 0:07:15.520 --> 0:07:17.640 like there's so much stuff that doesn't work, but like, okay, 0:07:17.760 --> 0:07:20.760 I've got no extensions, I have pointy little finger. I'm 0:07:20.760 --> 0:07:22.680 burnt off by this chemo cream because I think I 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.440 want a bit hectic under the eyes. I need a 0:07:25.440 --> 0:07:27.080 good lash serum. I need these to grow. 0:07:27.320 --> 0:07:32.560 Do you actually think that stuff works, the chemo or the. 0:07:31.680 --> 0:07:36.640 Lash the lash serum apparently, yeah, you don't know. I've 0:07:36.640 --> 0:07:37.200 got a question. 0:07:37.320 --> 0:07:40.119 If it works so well, then why can't ball people 0:07:40.200 --> 0:07:42.040 just shove it all over their head and grow hair. 0:07:42.440 --> 0:07:50.000 Keisha's she's literally in the background, like in the morning. 0:07:50.000 --> 0:07:52.960 She's like me, I mean, oh, that's grim. 0:07:53.280 --> 0:07:55.320 Keisha just said that there's studies that have come out 0:07:55.360 --> 0:07:57.840 to say that lash serum has made some people go blind. 0:07:57.920 --> 0:08:00.640 So we're not promoting it. What you're saying is I'm 0:08:00.640 --> 0:08:02.960 never gonna have lashes again. No, their crawback soon, babe. 0:08:03.040 --> 0:08:06.520 Nick Cycle? Yeah yeah yeah, Nick Cycle a period. 0:08:06.800 --> 0:08:10.000 Doy Okay, look back to Dancing with the Stars for 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:11.680 two seconds and then we can move on to other 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:12.320 more important things. 0:08:12.480 --> 0:08:13.080 Stand to the Star. 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.400 We are pre recording this episode, like the intro of 0:08:16.400 --> 0:08:18.560 this episode, so this is we're doing this on Friday. 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:20.680 Normally we keep our interests fresh, we do it on 0:08:20.680 --> 0:08:22.600 the Monday morning. It comes out on the Tuesday. 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:25.480 But Laura's are really high and superstar now, so we 0:08:25.560 --> 0:08:27.000 have to try and fit into her sketch. 0:08:27.080 --> 0:08:29.320 But I'm a dancer, no god if you know, but 0:08:29.360 --> 0:08:33.120 she's a glitterable I am after the mirror ball. My 0:08:33.280 --> 0:08:35.640 very first colm is Tuesday night, So if you're listening 0:08:35.679 --> 0:08:38.200 to this on the day that this drops, I will 0:08:38.240 --> 0:08:41.040 be somewhere dancing the drive at in Homebush. That's where 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:45.319 I think it's being filmed. Do you feel petrified? Okay, great, that. 0:08:45.320 --> 0:08:48.080 Was I was gonna say nervous, but Petrifried's a great term. 0:08:48.200 --> 0:08:49.920 Don't think I've ever been so scared in my life. 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:53.160 And what about are you scared about not doing the dance? Well, 0:08:53.160 --> 0:08:55.559 you're scared about being voted out first, you're scared about 0:08:55.559 --> 0:08:56.480 doing it in front of people. 0:08:56.520 --> 0:08:59.599 You know, Like, what's the I really don't want to 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:02.400 be voted out first because that's just embarrassing. 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:05.160 At least second can run the batch. 0:09:05.520 --> 0:09:07.120 I remember when I went on The Bachelor, I was like, 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:09.080 as long as I'm not the first, if I'm on 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:09.800 the second. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:13.800 Night, somewhere in the middle, so I can hide amongst it. 0:09:13.920 --> 0:09:15.880 You know, I'm okay with being average. I don't want 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:18.400 to be really really bad, So first would probably be 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:20.400 a bit disappointing, but you know what, if it ends 0:09:20.480 --> 0:09:20.880 up being first. 0:09:20.920 --> 0:09:22.160 We can all laugh about it in a couple of 0:09:22.160 --> 0:09:24.360 weeks time. There's no way you're first. I've seen your moves. No, 0:09:24.559 --> 0:09:25.040 I could be. 0:09:25.200 --> 0:09:28.440 I'm up against like Paulini and Bloody Pa. Do you 0:09:28.440 --> 0:09:30.720 remember what was that movie that were you all Alabrand 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:32.839 looking for Ala Brandy. I saw her the other day 0:09:32.840 --> 0:09:34.280 and then I got like you know when you see 0:09:34.600 --> 0:09:36.480 a celebrity in real life and you get a bit 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:37.360 of like starstruck. 0:09:37.400 --> 0:09:38.959 I was like, oh my god, it's peare I watched 0:09:38.960 --> 0:09:40.560 your movie in school. I watched it when I was 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.120 like sixteen. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.880 She also looks exactly the same, like she hasn't aged 0:09:43.920 --> 0:09:44.200 at all. 0:09:44.240 --> 0:09:45.920 It's really weird. I thought that when I looked at 0:09:45.920 --> 0:09:48.439 the cast photos, like only fifty, how do you look 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.440 like you're still twenty five? Is she now? No idea? 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:52.959 She's probably gonna listen to this and like, I'm thirty. 0:09:53.720 --> 0:09:56.320 She was quite young when she filmed that. Well she 0:09:56.440 --> 0:09:58.760 was supposed to be at school. Yeah, but you know, 0:09:59.000 --> 0:10:02.480 s you can be thirty film school. Okay, after this 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:04.679 face peel, I reckon, I can play like a ten 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:09.400 year old any cartin agents out there, I have just 0:10:09.440 --> 0:10:10.760 extended my age range. 0:10:14.600 --> 0:10:17.280 So Tuesday night we've got the competition. That'll be my 0:10:17.280 --> 0:10:18.960 first one, and I'm dancing the jive. 0:10:19.360 --> 0:10:21.320 Oh that's the super fun really fast. 0:10:21.720 --> 0:10:24.280 So the reason why I'm nervous is not because I'm 0:10:24.280 --> 0:10:25.280 not so much nervous. 0:10:25.000 --> 0:10:26.040 That I'm gonna get out first. 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:27.600 If it happens, it happens, there's not much I can 0:10:27.600 --> 0:10:28.840 do about it except dance better. 0:10:29.120 --> 0:10:30.960 But no blame an injury if you're out first. Say 0:10:31.000 --> 0:10:34.000 I have rolled my ankle always, Yeah, it's not you. 0:10:34.240 --> 0:10:36.880 Yeah, it's not the ability, it's something there was something 0:10:36.960 --> 0:10:39.360 sort of hurdle I had to overcome. No, the reason 0:10:39.400 --> 0:10:42.400 why I'm nervous is because I have to think so 0:10:42.600 --> 0:10:44.800 much about the steps because the steps are so fast, 0:10:44.840 --> 0:10:47.280 Whereas if I make a mistake in the jive, there's 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.680 no time to make get up. Yeah, So it's like 0:10:49.679 --> 0:10:51.680 the mistakes are so obvious, whereas if you make a 0:10:51.679 --> 0:10:53.480 mistake in a slower dance, you can just kind of 0:10:53.520 --> 0:10:55.520 like do something with your arm, make it look like 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:57.839 to do it. So if I had a waltz or 0:10:57.880 --> 0:10:59.680 something first, I think I would be better off. And 0:10:59.679 --> 0:11:01.640 everyone keep saying like, oh God, it must be so 0:11:01.679 --> 0:11:03.199 good to learn a new skill, and I was. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:07.000 Like, it is, but I'll probably never use the jive again. 0:11:07.200 --> 0:11:09.959 I'm gonna say it's not really a transferable skill. When 0:11:09.960 --> 0:11:12.960 you're out at a nightclub high kicks. Sorry, when you're 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.839 out at a nightclub maybe last time you went to 0:11:14.880 --> 0:11:17.360 a nightclub, I reckon one day, I've got nightclubbing in 0:11:17.440 --> 0:11:19.360 me again. You know what you do. And I'm going 0:11:19.440 --> 0:11:21.840 to say this probably not necessary for the pod. But 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:24.200 Ben is coming in three weeks and he's made a request. 0:11:24.280 --> 0:11:25.600 We're going to go to a nightclub. 0:11:25.679 --> 0:11:27.560 He's requested that all of our group of friends go 0:11:27.600 --> 0:11:29.480 out for drinks. And then he's like, maybe we could 0:11:29.520 --> 0:11:30.959 go to a club. And I didn't have the heart 0:11:30.960 --> 0:11:32.920 to tell him that we're all eighty year old. Inside, 0:11:33.080 --> 0:11:34.880 I was like, sure, babes, I'll get the group. 0:11:34.679 --> 0:11:37.040 Together for the club. In my head, I was like, 0:11:37.280 --> 0:11:39.120 did you even know where the club is anymore? 0:11:39.960 --> 0:11:40.839 Where do people go? 0:11:41.040 --> 0:11:42.760 Did you realize at that point in time that you 0:11:42.760 --> 0:11:43.719 were dating a twenty year old? 0:11:43.720 --> 0:11:45.199 You were like, oh my god, that's right. My boyfriend 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:48.640 is twenty No, he's thirty one, but he just I 0:11:48.679 --> 0:11:51.240 guess he's probably normal. We are just not We're like 0:11:51.280 --> 0:11:52.680 old salt. We're all old solt. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:54.760 No, I think we're normal. I just have two kids 0:11:55.000 --> 0:11:56.520 and I just drink rose at home. 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.079 Produce a Kisha might I was trying to do the math, 0:11:59.240 --> 0:12:01.280 ask her where to go? Well, yeah, produce the cause 0:12:01.320 --> 0:12:02.400 you might know. But what I was going to say 0:12:02.440 --> 0:12:03.640 is I was doing the math. I was like, Okay, 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.240 I'll book us all a restaurant, and I was doing 0:12:05.280 --> 0:12:06.560 the math of who could come, and I was doing 0:12:06.600 --> 0:12:08.240 the partners. And then I was like, looks like Kesha 0:12:08.320 --> 0:12:10.000 might have a partner now, so I added a plus 0:12:10.040 --> 0:12:13.120 one in for the new potential. We're not sure yet 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:14.880 because we have knowd the conversation. I'm sorry, are we 0:12:15.000 --> 0:12:17.400 talking about this on the podcast? Well, obviously Laura hasn't 0:12:17.400 --> 0:12:21.480 listened to Thursday's episode that I didn't listen. I've been 0:12:21.640 --> 0:12:23.640 so busy, dare thing. I didn't even listen to my 0:12:23.679 --> 0:12:26.600 own pocket. Oh my god, no racial announcements all around. 0:12:26.720 --> 0:12:29.480 We sort of announced it, but we didn't. The conversation 0:12:29.679 --> 0:12:32.120 is Laura, you could actually chime in on this. Laura 0:12:32.280 --> 0:12:34.360 is not biased because she doesn't know the conversation. Do 0:12:34.480 --> 0:12:36.400 you have? I really should listen to my own podcast? 0:12:36.640 --> 0:12:39.240 Do you have to have the conversation. When you're in 0:12:39.240 --> 0:12:40.760 a relationship and you're dating Dereck, you have to have 0:12:40.800 --> 0:12:42.680 the conversation that you're exclusive or not or is it 0:12:42.720 --> 0:12:44.239 implied slash. 0:12:44.320 --> 0:12:47.800 I've learned from experience it is never fucking implied. It 0:12:47.880 --> 0:12:50.680 is never implied. If you think it's implied at someone 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:51.480 out of the two. 0:12:51.400 --> 0:12:56.280 Of them still and I've left that the hard way. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:59.920 Mena dam never implied. That was exactly what my commas 0:13:00.440 --> 0:13:02.600 never but he She's like, I think it's just it's 0:13:02.720 --> 0:13:04.760 you know, it is what it is, And I'm like, no, 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.520 it's not. No communication is key. 0:13:06.600 --> 0:13:08.400 Let's not go with snoke signals when it comes to 0:13:08.480 --> 0:13:10.120 fidelity and monogamy. 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:11.440 Let's just ask the question. 0:13:11.760 --> 0:13:12.920 Do you know why people don't want to ask the 0:13:12.960 --> 0:13:15.319 question because they're scared of the answer. That's why people 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.040 don't like to say are we exclusive? For fear of 0:13:18.120 --> 0:13:20.320 knowing that you're not exclusive and the answer being no. 0:13:20.559 --> 0:13:20.640 No. 0:13:20.760 --> 0:13:24.520 I also think some people have a fear of maybe 0:13:24.679 --> 0:13:26.920 you're more on board than the other person is. So 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:29.440 sometimes people are like, I don't want to do it first. 0:13:29.440 --> 0:13:30.640 I don't want to say, hey, do you want to 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:33.800 go steady? If they're like, I'm still rock on the boat, 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:35.960 you know, or my analogies are on file, like. 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.079 Rocking the boat just mean like you're getting in trouble, 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:40.239 like you're making. 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.520 Pressure to do an opposite of steady, and it was rocking. 0:13:42.600 --> 0:13:45.040 That's where my brain went. So basically, what I meant 0:13:45.080 --> 0:13:47.480 is like one person might be more ready than the other, 0:13:47.559 --> 0:13:49.680 and I think that sometimes that's why people get scared 0:13:49.720 --> 0:13:51.640 of having the convoy. But Keisha's got a hand up 0:13:51.679 --> 0:13:53.080 in the corner. You don't have to put your hand up. 0:13:53.080 --> 0:13:55.000 It's because Keish doesn't have a microphone at the moment. 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:58.040 Come on it, okay, pollar opposite foot and I've got 0:13:58.040 --> 0:14:01.000 a couple of messages about this after episode went live 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.079 on Thursday. 0:14:02.160 --> 0:14:03.800 Glad that someone listened to it. 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:04.480 That was. 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:08.640 When you said, like you have to have the conversation. 0:14:09.080 --> 0:14:10.800 That's because you dated trash people. 0:14:10.880 --> 0:14:13.080 I've also dated trash people where I've felt the need 0:14:13.120 --> 0:14:14.040 to have the conversation. 0:14:14.440 --> 0:14:17.840 Oh, I didn't realize that they were trash until until 0:14:17.880 --> 0:14:19.760 a year later when I thought we were exclusive and 0:14:19.760 --> 0:14:20.240 we weren't. 0:14:20.720 --> 0:14:22.280 She assumed exactly. 0:14:22.320 --> 0:14:24.640 And in the past I've been exactly the same where 0:14:24.640 --> 0:14:26.240 I've been like, no, I have to have the conversation 0:14:26.280 --> 0:14:28.840 because otherwise you might be fucking someone else. And I 0:14:28.840 --> 0:14:33.080 don't know about it this time. I don't have any 0:14:33.120 --> 0:14:36.240 anxiety about it, Like I just it is what it is, 0:14:36.720 --> 0:14:40.760 and like I don't have any insecurities about where I stand, 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:42.800 Like I'm calling him, I'm calling him. 0:14:42.960 --> 0:14:43.600 I'm gonna ask. 0:14:43.520 --> 0:14:46.880 Him if he's your boyfriend. Must be nice, Must be nice. Also, 0:14:47.040 --> 0:14:49.920 you know what they say, assume is it? Assume makes 0:14:49.920 --> 0:14:51.720 an ass of you and me? Something like that. 0:14:51.720 --> 0:14:52.920 That's today's social video. 0:14:53.200 --> 0:14:55.880 Do you and Matt have to have the conversation after 0:14:55.920 --> 0:14:56.280 the batch? 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:01.200 We literally had the conversation on TV, on National TV, 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:03.960 in front of everyone. It was the most solidifying moment 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:05.440 of my life because I was like, you can't back 0:15:05.480 --> 0:15:07.520 out of this one, motherfucker. Can I tell you guys, 0:15:07.640 --> 0:15:09.680 you can't say you didn't know that we have in 0:15:09.720 --> 0:15:12.760 a monogamous relationship after this one, like all the exes did. 0:15:12.840 --> 0:15:16.000 Can you? Yeah? I mean it also can just be cute. 0:15:16.160 --> 0:15:19.800 You can just literally be like, okay, mother friend, I'm 0:15:19.880 --> 0:15:22.800 so don't do that. I think so funny what I 0:15:22.840 --> 0:15:25.120 did one time, You're gonna die. You were going to. 0:15:25.640 --> 0:15:28.480 Rap dad levitating up to the sky. This is in 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.600 the ground. As I'm saying, this is a part of me. 0:15:31.680 --> 0:15:34.240 That is my internal monologue is like, stop at Brittany, 0:15:34.240 --> 0:15:35.560 But I'm not going to tell you anyway. 0:15:35.600 --> 0:15:38.560 Please please, I will tell you to stop like a eyebrows, 0:15:38.560 --> 0:15:40.600 I mean eyelashes all the back. 0:15:40.720 --> 0:15:42.440 Wait all I can think. I literally looked in the 0:15:42.440 --> 0:15:44.160 mirror this morning. I was like, thank god I locked 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:49.200 Ben down when I did like a giant thumb. Oh 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.560 just like your trashy ex boyfriends. What I was gonna 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.720 say is I was dating this guy a couple of 0:15:54.760 --> 0:15:57.440 years ago, and I quite liked him, and we had 0:15:57.560 --> 0:15:59.440 had a history, like we'd known each other for a 0:15:59.480 --> 0:16:01.600 long time, but don't ever known each other as friends. 0:16:02.040 --> 0:16:05.400 I like to think I'm pretty like cute in terms 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.280