WEBVTT - MINI: “Shady Wood”…

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a splinter, I have said it. Oh this

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<v Speaker 2>is very impressive.

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<v Speaker 1>I was moving wood yesterday, said to my wife, I'm.

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<v Speaker 3>Just gonna be Yeah, it's going to some word around

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<v Speaker 3>for half an hour. So it's what I do on

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<v Speaker 3>a musket. That wood Just a bleak bleak, is what

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<v Speaker 3>I said. You know when I was wincing this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you're giving you rinss at mess. Thus people

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<v Speaker 2>that work with wood, you know, we get this while

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<v Speaker 2>you're making well. No, I had a wood delivery ready

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<v Speaker 2>for the winter.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the guys that come round in that truck,

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<v Speaker 1>they always look a bit shady. Actually, I think they're

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<v Speaker 1>probably related to our friend Marissa here. They may have

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<v Speaker 1>done pretty one what they do. You don't even know

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<v Speaker 1>where they've got the wood, But it's way cheaper than

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<v Speaker 1>anyone else. Like wait, do you know like cheaper trees?

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<v Speaker 1>How are you ten percent of the other people? You're

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<v Speaker 1>not thinking this operation through.

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<v Speaker 2>It comes as a full tree. Yeah, you see a

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<v Speaker 2>big hole in your neighbor's yard.

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<v Speaker 1>The only reason I saw them right the other week

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<v Speaker 1>I saw I saw them driving around my sort of

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<v Speaker 1>neighborhood very slowly with a load of wood in the

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<v Speaker 1>bat right, and then they sort of pulled up next

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<v Speaker 1>to me and I went, are you selling that wood

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<v Speaker 1>or something?

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<v Speaker 2>He goes, who wants to know he did this? He

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<v Speaker 2>did this? Right?

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<v Speaker 1>The one who was because I was going through the

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<v Speaker 1>passenger window, right. He didn't even reply that. There's always

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<v Speaker 1>an older guy at the world, right, Who's he's the chief?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess at the commander.

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<v Speaker 2>He just goes only cash.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, right, okay, okay, so how act will it

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<v Speaker 1>be for like a load of wood? And he gave

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<v Speaker 1>me a figure up was like less than I've ever

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<v Speaker 1>paid before I went done.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought I'd never seen them again.

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<v Speaker 1>They want the money straight away right, without giving me

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<v Speaker 1>any wood.

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<v Speaker 2>They turn they turned up yesterday right shift anything. You

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<v Speaker 2>know when they have a good old look round, stop saying,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, when no one else has bought shifty woods.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know brought shady woods. I'm going to be

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<v Speaker 2>on a current affair. You know that. You know the

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<v Speaker 2>crowl talk about.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all seen them driving around, right, And when they

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<v Speaker 1>got out, they had a good old look round.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what's that barbecue? All right?

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, they just dumped it. Okay. I did offer.

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<v Speaker 2>I said there's any chance you could move it around

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<v Speaker 2>the sign where I need it?

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<v Speaker 1>And they were like nah, And they didn't even dead,

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<v Speaker 1>didn't offer my paint a bit extra, and they just

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<v Speaker 1>got in the truck and took off.

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<v Speaker 2>They can't be on the same from too long in

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<v Speaker 2>the distance. Any cameras, we weren't here. We weren't here, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, I then had to move my own. You

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<v Speaker 2>have to hide it under the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Shady wood, right, so they're picking up these logs. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>I've got a splinter these sensitive DJ hands. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know how to get the spinter out because as long

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<v Speaker 1>as he's been in there overnight, it's causing me a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of wincing and uncomfortable. I touched the faders, Patsy,

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<v Speaker 1>bet you know how to get I need some magnesium ointment.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll drag it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Really, I've got to say good old fashioned tweezers or

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<v Speaker 2>the tweezers, But that might hurt a bit more. It'll

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<v Speaker 2>all fester up within time. Like that's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Over the easter breaker anything with my family? What did

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<v Speaker 1>he magnesium cream?

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<v Speaker 2>When would I get some of this from the chemist

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<v Speaker 2>going in with this. It's a badly recognized your Christian

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