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Speaker 3: Not selling them at baby bunting or kmart or anywhere

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Speaker 6: Well, my mom brought me an eight dollars figret spinner

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Speaker 6: Yes? And I'm also get in more trouble when I lie.

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Speaker 2: Or maybe you're not good enough at lying?

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Speaker 8: I'll try to.

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Speaker 2: Nice Maddie.

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Speaker 1: Thanks to cool Maddie.

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 1: Oh? You told her that you did it, So you

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Speaker 1: You are evil. The AFL Grand Final is going to

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Speaker 2: I hope that the players might cross their mind at

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Speaker 1: And don't like anyone else crossing the border from Victoria.

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Speaker 2: God, that bloke in the middle is just the funniest

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Speaker 2: They run out. Yeah, God, this is good grass, Victorian grass. Now,

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Speaker 1: it what's his opening bit? You can take the grass

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in a lot of ways, a lot of ways.

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Speaker 1: It's a two for one and literally cutting somebody's grasses.

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Speaker 1: So I just want to know from people who's cut

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Speaker 2: The big clib. People will know who they are. But yeah,

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Speaker 1: Uh that the new bachelor lockey cut your grass as well?

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Speaker 2: No he didn't, Or you cut his grass? No, sorry,

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Speaker 2: he cut my cut my grass. I'm sure a lot

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Speaker 10: You wouldn't believe the old man cut my grass?

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Speaker 10: Right, unbelievable. I was down it for a while and

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Speaker 10: Anyway on down the street and they'll come back. And

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Speaker 2: So that's not even so you were still dating her, Adam,

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Speaker 1: Out strawdry stop spearing the bearded club in the spare bedroom. Mate,

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Speaker 1: you're old man? Gee whizz, that is a wild story. Woods. Now,

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Speaker 1: before we get out of here, we are talking about

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Speaker 2: More of them, which I'll keep mine quick.

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Speaker 1: Which which big celeb cut your grass? Don't we get

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Speaker 1: a drone here? Please believe you were at the nightclub.

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Speaker 2: So I was at I was at the venue. I

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Speaker 2: know the rules I don't know the rules. I don't

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Speaker 1: I've just called him a big celebmat Simone warns X

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Speaker 1: after warning, not even warning, not warning, it.

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Speaker 2: Was a bloke called Toby Roberts.

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Speaker 1: I've filled that up for half an hour. You did

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Speaker 2: Why didn't say big CELEBRITYNX.

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Speaker 2: There are some frustrated Victorians.

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Speaker 2: It's come out in the news that this bloke from

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Speaker 2: He should have been honest. Having said that, Will, there

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Speaker 2: are many situations in life where it's very confusing as

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Speaker 2: So we like to play.

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Speaker 1: Honest. Honest.

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Speaker 2: Now last time, last time, we had some fun with this.

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Speaker 11: Will.

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Speaker 2: You started talking about your sex life.

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking in a relationship, you probably got to talk

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Speaker 2: Do you have that conversation?

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Speaker 1: But you I put out a stinker. If I turn

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Speaker 2: So you were saying that you should be honest if

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Speaker 1: Had a bad performance. But I think what we'll find

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Speaker 1: throughout this game, Edward, is that honest honesty is the

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Speaker 2: If you tell the lie. So well, it's the truth.

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Speaker 1: That's not true. That's not true at all.

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Speaker 2: Isn't it. So the first one, the first one today

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Speaker 2: will a close colleagues personal hygiene issue. Someone's a bit stinky,

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Speaker 2: and the team will.

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Speaker 1: Yep, definitely gonna be honest about that.

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Speaker 2: So even if it's the first offense, like the first day,

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Speaker 2: surely you can just give them a day of respite.

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Speaker 1: Taken from a man who can definitely stink it up.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's relieving to hear when someone says to you,

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Speaker 1: I'm unmurderedous skunk in my business and nobody told me

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Speaker 2: What if your breath just smells a bit, Yeah, good.

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Speaker 1: Friends tell you when you stink. It's like when you

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Speaker 1: I don't get either, but we'll carry on.

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Speaker 2: Camel. Yeah, what's the next one, Well, to.

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Speaker 1: Be honest, To be honest, boyfriend's inadequate instrument size.

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Speaker 2: Your boyfriend's inadequate instrument size, so he's got a small pecker.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, that's obviously what I'm getting at.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I'm just clarifying to be honest about that. Well,

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Speaker 2: there's ways of being honest, Like I'd never want to

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Speaker 2: the past I've been told that is the cutest one.

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Speaker 2: And I appreciated that because I was like, yeah, you

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Speaker 1: Well, actually, your girlfriend and was on the show recently

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Speaker 2: That is way to color outside the lines. That's the

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Speaker 1: Said it was perfect for me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah for me? Yeah, great answer, great, ant, don't say

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Speaker 2: it's small. Here's one for you. Oh, here we go. Okay,

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Speaker 2: So you're observing your partner do something that they think

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Speaker 2: my mum's recently picked up the cello. Oh yeah, she's

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Speaker 2: playing the cello. She sucks like she is. Doesn't this

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Speaker 2: the show so bad? Now? I haven't told her that

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Speaker 2: I like, Oh, you are actually getting a lot better

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Speaker 2: that twinkle twinkle little star rendition with your first Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a really tough one actually, because I think

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Speaker 1: way as a reason, my last name is white Law

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Speaker 1: because I white lie. Now, what is the little thing

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Speaker 1: that gets you going? What's your porn? What's your corn?

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Speaker 1: Tell me what's your porn?

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Speaker 2: Got Michelle? Here, Michelle, what's your porn?

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Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 1: Just before we go to Michelle, you're in a particularly

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Speaker 1: if you get a little bit over exuberant with your

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Speaker 1: celebrations here fair enough they grotesque? Carry on, Michelle, Well.

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Speaker 11: When you close in between your forefinger your thumb a

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Speaker 11: resealable sandwich bag, Oh yes, you're.

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Speaker 1: Talking about you don't use syllable sandwich bags. When you

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Speaker 2: Oh my, get that run on, you get that run.

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Speaker 1: On when it clicks it. Gee, it's wild, Michelle. Again,

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Speaker 1: that was wild, Like that was too much about closing

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but Fatima, when you get that run on though,

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Speaker 2: Fatima what's up.

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Speaker 11: On watching people eat? I love watching mustang.

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Speaker 2: Whoa that is? But that is pretty creepy.

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Speaker 1: Hey, well that's all. It's nice, your.

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Speaker 11: Poor, fair enough creepy.

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Speaker 8: That's so satisfying.

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Speaker 1: It's your favorite thing to watch someone ate. Fatima loves

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Speaker 1: they're sucking it out of it, wow.

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Speaker 8: That is and they're like breaking in eating the potato

444
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Speaker 8: and the eggs.

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Speaker 1: Nice. Someone just said something they shouldn't. Will and Woody

446
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Speaker 1: will be back in a moment.

447
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Speaker 2: That was actually hilarious. Fatima was so excited about her

448
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Speaker 2: porn that you swore, Yeah, she swore.

449
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Speaker 5: Now and where is Boddy? Doesn't care?

450
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Speaker 1: Okay, listen, listen, listen brought to you by that Brokes.

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Speaker 1: This after it's willin Woody on a Thursday. If you've

452
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Speaker 1: ever been in the position where you've argued with your

453
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Speaker 1: partner about who has to get up in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the night, stay with us. We're going to sort

455
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Speaker 1: that out for you really shortly after Australia's Easy as

456
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Speaker 1: Quiz Australias Easiest.

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Speaker 2: Noise plain Today, We've got Shannie. There are thirty seconds

458
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Speaker 2: on the clock. You've got to get ten questions right.

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Speaker 2: You can pass on any question, and we have to

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Speaker 2: take your first answer first. Shawnee, do you play in

461
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Speaker 2: the car all the time? Yeah, most of the time,

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Speaker 2: because man, I spend a lot of time in the

463
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Speaker 2: car driving home from work and I'm always pretty much

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Speaker 2: the taxi or in my family, so I'm always in

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Speaker 2: and out of the car. Beautiful mate, where you've done

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Speaker 2: the training. Now's game day. Let's win five hundred bucks.

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Speaker 1: Like Sewan, thank you. I just keep your answers a

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Speaker 1: little bit shorter than they were to that way, and

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Speaker 1: you should be fine. Paces The key is what I'm

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Speaker 1: trying to say that here we go. Okay, name an

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Speaker 1: instrument you can blow? Who won the quiz yesterday? Name

472
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Speaker 1: something in front of the beach that's out? Which actor

473
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Speaker 1: played four Christ? If I say see, you say so? See?

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Speaker 1: What state is Sydney in?

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Speaker 11: Oh my God?

476
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Speaker 7: Passed?

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Speaker 1: Name of Tom Cruise movie? What's better? Tear of coffee?

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Speaker 11: Coffee?

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Speaker 1: When was the last time you went to the dentist?

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Speaker 2: Ago?

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Speaker 1: What on what's made of? What do you eat soup with?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Okay, spoon, spoon, spoon?

484
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Speaker 2: If we allowed the last one you answered eleven questions.

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Speaker 2: You're still passed on too, shorty, shorty shorty, mate? What

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Speaker 2: state is Sydney in?

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Speaker 9: Oh my god, I can't even do it without the

488
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Speaker 9: Shawney the other one you passed on Shawnee.

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Speaker 2: We asked you who won the quiz yesterday, and no

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Speaker 2: one won the quiz.

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Speaker 1: There's a tricky one. Now, what are the rules in

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Speaker 1: your house around who has to get up in the

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Speaker 1: middle of the night. Now, the reason I bring this up,

494
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Speaker 1: I'm not at the baby phase yet with my girlfriend Sam.

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Speaker 1: But our dog, a little Vishla, was barking the other

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Speaker 1: night and I was asleep. I'm a heavy sleeper, sleep

497
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Speaker 1: like a log. Surely that gets me an immunity token.

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Speaker 1: When the dog's barking, you would think, jeez, he's the

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Speaker 1: sleeping one. He's sound asleep, needs his sleep. Busy guy,

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Speaker 1: important person, wouldn't dare wake him up?

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Speaker 2: Disagree with the last half. But if you if your

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Speaker 2: partner's already woken up, I don't see the point in

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Speaker 2: the other.

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Speaker 1: Personally, because it's vindictive. Vindictive Yeah, I'd argue with the

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Speaker 1: beginning of the end, so anyway, so wow, it's wild.

506
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Speaker 1: So I'm in the middle of dreaming about god knows what.

507
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Speaker 2: Carli Minogue from a memory, you like dreaming about Carylie Minogue?

508
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Speaker 1: Incorrect, And if I was, she'd be perfectly closed and

509
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Speaker 1: having a platonic conversation with her. But anyway, I'm asleep

510
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Speaker 1: and my girlfriend makes me up and says, the dog's barking.

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Speaker 1: She's been backing for a while, now can you go

512
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Speaker 1: and deal with it? And I feel like this is

513
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Speaker 1: just very much a little bit of a nibble of

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Speaker 1: the full meal that could well happen when we have children.

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Speaker 1: And I don't know if I'm okay with it. Like

516
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Speaker 1: I think, if someone's asleep, you're the one who heard it,

517
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Speaker 1: you can go down, get out of bed yourself, and

518
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Speaker 1: go and deal with that.

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Speaker 2: Unless there's there's a certain skill that you're bringing to

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Speaker 2: the ask that your partner can't do, you know what

521
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Speaker 2: I mean?

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Speaker 1: So like if you're in the citizens, I'm just telling

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Speaker 1: the dog to.

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Speaker 2: Shut up, So you do you have more control over

525
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Speaker 2: the dog?

526
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Speaker 1: You better she's more scared of she's more scared of me.

527
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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's there's an argument there.

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Speaker 1: I really stomp down the hallway and tell her to

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Speaker 1: shut up, So there's an argument there front to break

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Speaker 1: someone's sleep mate.

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Speaker 2: But if Sam goes out there and can't get the

532
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Speaker 2: dog to stop barking, you know, it's a waste of time.

533
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Speaker 1: Who's teaming on.

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Speaker 2: I'm not only one's tam taking the facts on board,

535
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Speaker 2: and I'm giving you back a bipartisan response. A bip response,

536
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Speaker 2: What does that mean? Does that mean unbiased?

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Speaker 1: No? So, so here's what I want to do, because

538
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Speaker 1: because I don't think I should have been working out,

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Speaker 1: and I know that as I said, I'm just we're

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Speaker 1: just dipping out toe into the water of what this

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Speaker 1: could be like on the kid front, because that would

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Speaker 1: be nuts. But I realized that, as you said, maybe

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Speaker 1: there's only one of you who can feed the baby. Well,

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Speaker 1: for example, you know, if you're breastfeeding, it's got to

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Speaker 1: be the woman that gets up the whole time, which

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Speaker 1: that sucks. Yeah, but that's just the way it is.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, i've I've I know there's a father in

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Speaker 2: the room, but I'm pretty sure that Joe car if

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Speaker 2: I'm wrong, but there's this prosthetic boob you can get effectively.

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Speaker 2: You brought this up before. Let's yeah, you're.

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Speaker 3: Thinking of you're thinking of the film Robert Denio was

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Speaker 3: in with Meet the Fockers. Yes, I don't know if

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Speaker 3: you can get one of those, but you can and

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Speaker 3: actually use a normal bottle like a normal human.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, but would.

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Speaker 1: You How have we got there? I we're talking about

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Speaker 1: who wakes up her in the middle of the night,

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Speaker 1: and we're talking about you strapping on a Sarah breast.

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Speaker 2: I just think it'd be less confusing for the baby

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Speaker 2: if I had some breasts that then she, you know,

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Speaker 2: she or he can do the same feed. I think

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Speaker 2: you know you throw a bottle in there. The baby's

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Speaker 2: confused enough about me and parenting.

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Speaker 1: No, enough about you strapping on boobs if we could.

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Speaker 1: What are the rules around waking up the other person

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Speaker 1: when you need one of your needs to get up

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Speaker 1: in the middle of the night. I feel like when

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Speaker 1: I was a kid, I don't think my mum ever

569
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Speaker 1: came to my bed, even when I was like A

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Speaker 1: told it was just dad's job, like he just capt

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Speaker 1: that he was he was actor, he was, but he

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Speaker 1: was a lighter sleeper as well. Sure, I'll tell you

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Speaker 1: the other thing I was like when I got back

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Speaker 1: into bed after I had been woken up from the

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Speaker 1: middle of my sleep to go and tell the dog

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Speaker 1: to shut up. I got back into bed. I bounced

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Speaker 1: back into that bed so hard that Sim's head went

578
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Speaker 1: up and down off the pillow like a trampoline like.

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Speaker 1: I made sure she knew that I had.

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Speaker 2: Gotten up to go and get the dog. So who's

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Speaker 2: vindictive now, Well, me absolutely.

582
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Speaker 1: Not to hide away from that. Who has to get

583
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Speaker 1: up in the night. We'll talk about it up next.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you're a parent. There's a whole bunch of perspective

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Speaker 1: the boys need in this studio, especially odd strap on

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Speaker 1: tits over here. Wow. The question right now is if

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Speaker 1: you're the lightest sleeper, is it your duty to get up?

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the rules in your house around getting

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Speaker 1: up in the middle of the night to sort out. Well,

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Speaker 1: for me, it was a dog, but inevitably there's gonna

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Speaker 1: be a lot of people talking about kids. Just just a

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Speaker 1: bit of a yardstick Woods. Here's how the lions in

593
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Speaker 1: the Lion King sorted it out. Sun God for sunrise.

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Speaker 1: He's your son, and we'll fuss it really laying down

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Speaker 1: the law there she said last night in the middle

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Speaker 1: of the nights, she's your dog.

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Speaker 2: That'll go well, do that tonight, let's go to Gregory Gregy,

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Speaker 2: what are the rules in your household? Mate?

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Speaker 8: Look, you know I want to bypass the rules for

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Speaker 8: a second. I have an issue to pitch with you boys.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Greg, we have a monopoly on the market here

602
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Speaker 2: where we don't have to breastfeed. And now someone's suggesting

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Speaker 2: fake boobs, and again I gave us involved in that.

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Speaker 8: That needs to be shut down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I see what you're saying, Greg. Yeah, right, you're

606
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Speaker 2: saying at the moment, there's this beautiful little loophole that

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Speaker 2: you don't have to get up in the night, whereas

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Speaker 2: Woody over here is pitching this fake boob and that's

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Speaker 2: going to ruin that for you.

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Speaker 8: What do you stop?

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Speaker 2: Fair enough?

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Speaker 1: Greg? Actually cool mate, We've got Demi, Demi. Hi, we're

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Speaker 1: good mate. If you if you're the light sleeper, is

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Speaker 1: it your duty to get up?

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Speaker 8: Yeah, so we've got a dog, we don't have a kid.

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Speaker 8: But I am a light sleeper. So I'm up constantly

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Speaker 8: through the night and then I have enough and I

618
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Speaker 8: whack my husband to get up in the middle of

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Speaker 8: the night. And he does not appreciate that, but I

620
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Speaker 8: don't care.

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Speaker 1: Selfish, so selfish a knife for an eye makes both people.

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Speaker 1: And they're like, fine, so that's true.

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Speaker 2: So you'd prefer that, Demmy, don't you think like you're

624
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Speaker 2: already awake, you know. Don't you want to just give

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Speaker 2: your husband the full or your partner of the full

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Speaker 2: night sleep?

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Speaker 8: No way, I'm up only seven day, like seven every night.

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Speaker 8: I don't have one full night's sleep to the point

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Speaker 8: where I've kind of had enough.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: I was actually listening to Michelle Obama's podcast Will. That

632
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Speaker 2: was a nice fade. She just into the decisions, flying

633
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Speaker 2: off a cliff.

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Speaker 1: We just shut her out of her cut.

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Speaker 2: I was like, listening to Michelle Obama's podcast Will. Sorry, sorry, Demi,

636
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Speaker 2: we appreciate you appreciate No, we didn't.

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Speaker 1: We didn't.

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Speaker 2: Michelle Obama's pop She was saying that she used to

639
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Speaker 2: get really angry at baraqu whenever he'd go to the gym,

640
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:05,320
Speaker 2: and that was a huge issue that they had with

641
00:31:05,360 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 2: actually relationship counseling. She would get angry. She'd be like, stuff, you,

642
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Speaker 2: I'm so busy and you're going to the gym and

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Speaker 2: f you. And a big turning point was when she

644
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:16,720
Speaker 2: went that doesn't impact my day going to going I'm

645
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Speaker 2: in control of mine.

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Speaker 1: And I haven't got my own thing going on.

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Speaker 2: I can't get angry at my own partner because they're

648
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Speaker 2: a deep sleeper. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: In the context Ichelle Michelle o'bachell Obama said that, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Michelle loves Obama. Can we get that audio? That'll be wild. Yeah,

651
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Speaker 1: I might just broadcast that audio out on air. Actually,

652
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Speaker 1: that is that sounds incredible. We've got Brad here on

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Speaker 1: thirty one or six five, gouda, I Brad, Hey, here

654
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Speaker 1: you going? Brad? Who is it is the duty on

655
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Speaker 1: the lighter sleeper to get up in the middle of

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Speaker 1: the night, Like, is it is it vindictive to wake

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Speaker 1: up your partner there?

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Speaker 11: Our family?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, both of about the same. But if it's the

660
00:31:54,280 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 4: dogs and all that outside, then we go. You know,

661
00:31:56,520 --> 00:31:58,280
Speaker 4: I'll get up in case, you know that someone might

662
00:31:58,280 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 4: be jumping a fence or something's.

663
00:31:59,560 --> 00:32:01,840
Speaker 1: Going on, but it won't be here.

664
00:32:03,440 --> 00:32:04,120
Speaker 2: I'll go and check.

665
00:32:04,280 --> 00:32:06,360
Speaker 4: I was going check on that. But when our little

666
00:32:06,360 --> 00:32:09,760
Speaker 4: one was little, whoever woke up first would deal with

667
00:32:09,760 --> 00:32:13,280
Speaker 4: the baby, and that if given take on it. You

668
00:32:13,280 --> 00:32:16,440
Speaker 4: know that if if I'd had a couple of longer

669
00:32:16,520 --> 00:32:19,160
Speaker 4: days and the stuggers and she'd take care of the

670
00:32:19,160 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 4: baby if I was. If I woke up first and

671
00:32:22,160 --> 00:32:23,920
Speaker 4: she was having a deep sleep, I'm just don't get

672
00:32:23,920 --> 00:32:24,520
Speaker 4: the baby a bottle.

673
00:32:24,560 --> 00:32:28,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, nice as reasonable? Reasonable, Brad was a reasonable guy,

674
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: measured man. Brad were here off a bloke as well?

675
00:32:31,600 --> 00:32:33,320
Speaker 1: Then he was out there dealing with the crooks as well.

676
00:32:34,080 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: What a guy, Brad can come back? What to catch

677
00:32:35,960 --> 00:32:39,520
Speaker 1: Brad is, We've got Bree here, Brie take his home.

678
00:32:39,600 --> 00:32:42,160
Speaker 1: Bree the lightest sleeper. I should should the lightest sleeper

679
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:43,280
Speaker 1: have to get up in the middle of the night.

680
00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 1: No I did.

681
00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:49,720
Speaker 10: I skirted the rules and I got up and breast

682
00:32:49,760 --> 00:32:54,160
Speaker 10: Fad and then taught my daughter from early on how

683
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,000
Speaker 10: to say dad up.

684
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,160
Speaker 1: Word.

685
00:33:02,280 --> 00:33:03,640
Speaker 6: I'm like, you've got to get up now.

686
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:11,840
Speaker 1: Podcasting right now, we're talking about shame, about having shame

687
00:33:11,880 --> 00:33:13,680
Speaker 1: as an adult, how tricky that is to come to

688
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:18,720
Speaker 1: terms with, and more importantly, how relieving it is to

689
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 1: often realize that the shame that you carry no one

690
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:26,120
Speaker 1: realizes is shame. It's very much a curse that you

691
00:33:26,160 --> 00:33:26,840
Speaker 1: put in yourself.

692
00:33:27,000 --> 00:33:29,240
Speaker 2: So we did this with the two of us yesterday.

693
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 2: You wrote down on a piece of paper what you

694
00:33:31,280 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 2: are most ashamed of ye, And then I wrote down

695
00:33:34,520 --> 00:33:37,480
Speaker 2: what I thought you'd be most ashamed of. Here was

696
00:33:37,560 --> 00:33:41,680
Speaker 2: your response. You are most ashamed of being a phony

697
00:33:42,240 --> 00:33:46,440
Speaker 2: and that you haven't earned your position or your income

698
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 2: or any of the credit that comes with it because

699
00:33:50,440 --> 00:33:51,160
Speaker 2: I'm not good.

700
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: And then I had to think about, like all the

701
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,400
Speaker 1: times that I've overcompensated for that, and how much I

702
00:33:56,440 --> 00:33:58,920
Speaker 1: hate myself in those times when I'm overcompensating because I'm

703
00:33:58,920 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: so ashamed of that, and trying really hard to prove

704
00:34:01,360 --> 00:34:07,600
Speaker 1: to people that I'm not shame Jesus shame, and I

705
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:12,400
Speaker 1: mean I was Thron's shame trying to do a serious

706
00:34:12,880 --> 00:34:14,560
Speaker 1: I thought.

707
00:34:14,320 --> 00:34:16,080
Speaker 2: You were going to be most ashamed of the time

708
00:34:16,120 --> 00:34:19,359
Speaker 2: that you called carry Anne Kennedy son your Krueger and

709
00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:21,120
Speaker 2: you were really yelling it at her face.

710
00:34:21,840 --> 00:34:23,719
Speaker 1: No, I just ran past her in the hotel and

711
00:34:23,719 --> 00:34:26,240
Speaker 1: I was like, Sonia, what's up. It's Carry and Kennelly

712
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:27,319
Speaker 1: And she was furious.

713
00:34:27,400 --> 00:34:29,200
Speaker 2: About Because I always go back on and think you're

714
00:34:29,239 --> 00:34:32,120
Speaker 2: most ashamed of, I will me. You know, we're going

715
00:34:32,160 --> 00:34:33,840
Speaker 2: to go to a song shortly, and I'm going to

716
00:34:33,880 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 2: write down what I'm most ashamed of, and you're going

717
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 2: to try and guess what you think I'm most ashamed of.

718
00:34:38,160 --> 00:34:41,919
Speaker 2: But with your shame, what do you think you need

719
00:34:41,920 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 2: to do to get past that? Because that's pretty toxic

720
00:34:44,800 --> 00:34:45,520
Speaker 2: thoughts that you've got.

721
00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:50,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah they are. This is this is a

722
00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,799
Speaker 1: really good question. I was actually I'm actually talking about

723
00:34:52,880 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: this and I don't want to plug this, but I

724
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:59,399
Speaker 1: am talking about this on the Imperfect podcast tomorrow. Yeah.

725
00:34:59,400 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: I actually said down with Hugh Van Cahenberg and we

726
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,600
Speaker 1: spoke about this is very much like at the core

727
00:35:04,680 --> 00:35:08,040
Speaker 1: of why I get depressed. Yeah, right, changing your process

728
00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:12,680
Speaker 1: from doing things for the enjoyment of the process versus

729
00:35:12,719 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 1: doing things to achieve a goal. And I reckon for

730
00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,440
Speaker 1: a really and I reckon somewhere when I was younger,

731
00:35:18,560 --> 00:35:21,120
Speaker 1: probably a lot. I speak about this on the podcast

732
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: as well. Very much. Anyone that went to school and

733
00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: went to school where you were driven really hard to

734
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:28,280
Speaker 1: achieve goals and ambition, I reckon. I was conditioned really

735
00:35:28,280 --> 00:35:31,160
Speaker 1: heavily that way and have essentially been lost for a

736
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: long time as to like constantly only feeling good and

737
00:35:34,680 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 1: fulfilled when I actually got accolades, I've got some sort

738
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: of success, which means you just can't see the forest

739
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:43,120
Speaker 1: for the trees, and you can never you can never

740
00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:45,799
Speaker 1: be happy when that's the case, because I'll always have

741
00:35:46,120 --> 00:35:48,319
Speaker 1: a new horizon in front of me. That is the

742
00:35:48,360 --> 00:35:49,840
Speaker 1: thing that I will feel good about myself when I

743
00:35:49,880 --> 00:35:51,520
Speaker 1: get to the horizon, and of course I don't.

744
00:35:51,560 --> 00:35:54,640
Speaker 2: When I get there. Incredibly prevalent actually in today's society

745
00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,359
Speaker 2: with social media, you know, people are out there, they

746
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:57,880
Speaker 2: put a video up or whatever, and they're waiting to

747
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:00,120
Speaker 2: see how he likes. They get like this has been how.

748
00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: Ham it into you? And it likes?

749
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:01,960
Speaker 2: Did you get?

750
00:36:02,200 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: Yeah? And this is very much a tangent. But I

751
00:36:06,920 --> 00:36:08,840
Speaker 1: was thinking about that. I've been thinking about it a

752
00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,400
Speaker 1: lot recently, Like when am I actually happy outside of

753
00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:15,200
Speaker 1: succeeding at things? And it's when I'm actually by myself

754
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 1: in a room, like whether creating music or writing or

755
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,640
Speaker 1: whatever it is, with actually no attachment to the outcome,

756
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:22,880
Speaker 1: just like having fun by myself for the sake of

757
00:36:22,960 --> 00:36:25,560
Speaker 1: enjoying it. But that's a really hard thing to come

758
00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:27,320
Speaker 1: to terms with, particularly given that I've probably lived the

759
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:33,480
Speaker 1: last fifteen years in the success equals happiness model, And

760
00:36:33,520 --> 00:36:36,160
Speaker 1: it's a tough thing to shake. It's a really tough

761
00:36:36,200 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 1: thing to shake. So, yeah, that's on the Imperfect Podcast,

762
00:36:38,920 --> 00:36:40,520
Speaker 1: or if anyone's listened to it, and I'm sure there's

763
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:41,839
Speaker 1: lots people that are listening to it now, I thinking

764
00:36:41,840 --> 00:36:47,120
Speaker 1: of themselves. Preach brother, you just wake up, go to work,

765
00:36:47,120 --> 00:36:50,799
Speaker 1: and all you're doing is just running around chasing tail,

766
00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: and you've forgotten what you're actually doing it for.

767
00:36:53,040 --> 00:36:54,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't even want that tail.

768
00:36:54,360 --> 00:36:55,719
Speaker 1: You don't even want that. You don't even want the

769
00:36:55,760 --> 00:36:56,400
Speaker 1: tail exactly.

770
00:36:56,640 --> 00:36:57,920
Speaker 2: If you get the tail, you wouldn't know what to

771
00:36:57,920 --> 00:37:03,400
Speaker 2: do with it. Yeah, as they say about dogs chasing cars. Okay,

772
00:37:03,400 --> 00:37:05,880
Speaker 2: thank you for being someone else. Imperfect podcast. Where if

773
00:37:05,880 --> 00:37:07,560
Speaker 2: people get that? Sorry I hard radio.

774
00:37:07,840 --> 00:37:09,880
Speaker 1: I think it's on our heart radio definitely, but you

775
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: can get it wherever you get your podcasts. Yeah, it'll be.

776
00:37:12,640 --> 00:37:14,080
Speaker 1: It'll be on tomorrow. They actually talk a lot, but

777
00:37:14,120 --> 00:37:16,160
Speaker 1: they ask me a lot about you and me as well, Woods,

778
00:37:16,200 --> 00:37:17,640
Speaker 1: and we've got through a lot of stuff.

779
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:19,680
Speaker 2: It's going to work, do they not? Doesn't have my number?

780
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:22,879
Speaker 1: You coming up? Season two?

781
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:27,720
Speaker 2: It's already in season two. Listened to the podcast. Alright,

782
00:37:28,000 --> 00:37:29,800
Speaker 2: Well we're going to go to a song right up next.

783
00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:32,439
Speaker 2: I'm going to reveal what I am most ashamed of. Yeah,

784
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 2: and you're going to guess.

785
00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:36,359
Speaker 1: What your shame is. I've already written it down.

786
00:37:36,480 --> 00:37:38,400
Speaker 2: You already know it looks like you knew we were

787
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 2: going to talk about it.

788
00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:46,200
Speaker 1: The chances now, Woods, Yes, we're talking about your shame.

789
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:49,800
Speaker 1: Don't you dare play that shame?

790
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,080
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is pretty interesting what we're doing right now.

791
00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:54,800
Speaker 2: A bit of an experiment. Basically, a bit of research

792
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 2: has been done and they've found that the thing that

793
00:37:57,800 --> 00:38:00,799
Speaker 2: you are most ashamed of, itbviously, something you don't really

794
00:38:00,800 --> 00:38:04,680
Speaker 2: talk about much, is very far from what other people

795
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,720
Speaker 2: would think you are ashamed of. Yeah, that's just a reality.

796
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:10,439
Speaker 2: So we're putting this to the test. I've written down

797
00:38:10,480 --> 00:38:14,000
Speaker 2: what I'm most ashamed of, yeap, and you have written

798
00:38:14,040 --> 00:38:17,759
Speaker 2: down what you think I am most ashamed of.

799
00:38:17,840 --> 00:38:20,760
Speaker 1: Now, people really struggle to tell the difference between our voices.

800
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: So we are writing Woody is shamed down, just so

801
00:38:23,440 --> 00:38:25,319
Speaker 1: we're across that. So Woody's writing what his own shame

802
00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:28,040
Speaker 1: is down. I'm writing what I think is Woody is

803
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,440
Speaker 1: shamed down. And hopefully I mean last time when we

804
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: did this, we said this might be a good exercise

805
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:34,239
Speaker 1: to if you're driving home to go and do with

806
00:38:34,239 --> 00:38:36,000
Speaker 1: your partner when you get home or something, because you

807
00:38:36,040 --> 00:38:39,080
Speaker 1: might learn about yourself that your shame is only something

808
00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: that you're carrying yourself, and it might be relieving for

809
00:38:41,640 --> 00:38:44,560
Speaker 1: you to see that nobody else actually thinks that of you.

810
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:48,600
Speaker 1: So hopefully this will prove that. That being said, if

811
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,480
Speaker 1: we write the same thing down, you're cooked.

812
00:38:50,480 --> 00:38:54,759
Speaker 2: Mate. So I was writing this down and like, I

813
00:38:54,800 --> 00:38:58,600
Speaker 2: was like, this is so obvious your shame. Yeah, I'm like,

814
00:38:59,120 --> 00:39:02,320
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure's just gonna go Oh yeah, of course. Okay,

815
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,799
Speaker 2: But so what I handed over to and you read

816
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 2: it out we did last time. Yeah, yeah, okay, so

817
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:14,080
Speaker 2: this is what is shame as written by Woody. Yeah okay,

818
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,560
Speaker 2: well he's written what he's written down my desperate need.

819
00:39:17,400 --> 00:39:22,680
Speaker 1: For approval and to be liked. Yeah yeah.

820
00:39:22,800 --> 00:39:26,400
Speaker 2: So, I mean only recently started noticing that it's to

821
00:39:26,440 --> 00:39:30,480
Speaker 2: the point where I just become the person that I

822
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: think I need to be around a certain person, and

823
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:36,600
Speaker 2: I'm just constantly changing, and you really start to lose

824
00:39:36,640 --> 00:39:38,440
Speaker 2: who you actually are when you're in the midst of

825
00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:42,560
Speaker 2: that what is yourself? You're just constantly becoming the thing

826
00:39:42,600 --> 00:39:46,240
Speaker 2: to try and impress that person or be the person

827
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:49,160
Speaker 2: that person wants to be around constantly because he's putting

828
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:50,359
Speaker 2: on this big performance all the time.

829
00:39:50,480 --> 00:39:53,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's really funny actually, because I would see this

830
00:39:53,320 --> 00:39:55,480
Speaker 1: as in a lot of ways a great strength of yours,

831
00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:57,920
Speaker 1: Like you're like the best social lubricant I've ever met

832
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:01,320
Speaker 1: in my life because you you just you just become

833
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:03,799
Speaker 1: whoever everybody feels most comfortable with, which is like a

834
00:40:04,120 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 1: huge credit to you because you're always thinking about other

835
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:08,080
Speaker 1: people as well, which is also why you're a very

836
00:40:08,120 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 1: generous person. So it's not necessarily a bad thing.

837
00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,319
Speaker 2: Unless it's money ammatitus.

838
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 1: That's the only loophole with But I think that's a

839
00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:18,799
Speaker 1: pretty cool thing for you to say on radio Mate.

840
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:21,080
Speaker 1: There's loads of people that would be exactly the same

841
00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:23,839
Speaker 1: as that and would feel that really hectically. So that's

842
00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 1: awesome that you said that.

843
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,480
Speaker 2: Because I know it's very it's very you know, you

844
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:28,360
Speaker 2: hear a lot of people and I look up to

845
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:30,480
Speaker 2: people like Ricky Gervais, who the reason I think he

846
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,120
Speaker 2: is so cool. Yeah, I know, it's a cringe.

847
00:40:33,960 --> 00:40:34,440
Speaker 1: Doesn't care.

848
00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:35,880
Speaker 2: I don't care what you think. Yeah, you know, I

849
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,200
Speaker 2: don't do what I want I don't care, and I

850
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 2: try to emulate that. I'm like, I shouldn't care so

851
00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,560
Speaker 2: much what you know, someone thinks about what I say

852
00:40:42,600 --> 00:40:44,719
Speaker 2: on the radio, or you know what someone thinks of me,

853
00:40:44,760 --> 00:40:47,200
Speaker 2: but I do so much.

854
00:40:48,880 --> 00:40:55,480
Speaker 1: You're in the wrong job, yes, strolling me Like God,

855
00:40:55,920 --> 00:40:57,359
Speaker 1: I'd love to get on here and say that doesn't

856
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 1: impact me, but it does. It does. It is a

857
00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,240
Speaker 1: slippery slope, though, Like I think there's a beautiful middle

858
00:41:03,239 --> 00:41:06,080
Speaker 1: point in the middle there where you can be nice

859
00:41:06,080 --> 00:41:08,880
Speaker 1: to people without you know, needing because the other end

860
00:41:08,920 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: of the scale sucks, where you don't care at all

861
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 1: about what people think, and then you're ignorant and you're mean.

862
00:41:13,680 --> 00:41:14,080
Speaker 2: Yeah.

863
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:15,960
Speaker 1: No, of course you've got to compromise a little bit,

864
00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 1: but to the point where you'ah, you know, it's not

865
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:21,960
Speaker 1: sure of who you are. You talk someone about that?

866
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,759
Speaker 1: How do you talk to Seriously, you should talk to

867
00:41:25,800 --> 00:41:28,359
Speaker 1: something about that for your own self exploration. That's what

868
00:41:28,360 --> 00:41:29,400
Speaker 1: I think is cool about.

869
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:33,600
Speaker 2: This, like a like a like a psychologist. Oh a psychologist, Yeah.

870
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,120
Speaker 1: Did give that a go. I don't want to have

871
00:41:36,239 --> 00:41:38,799
Speaker 1: to bring that up, but I think you should. True

872
00:41:39,040 --> 00:41:42,960
Speaker 1: we are now I've written down your shame as well. Yeah,

873
00:41:43,120 --> 00:41:44,640
Speaker 1: I read it out, or do you read it out?

874
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 1: I think last time you turned it around, and then

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Speaker 1: i'll I'll flip the paper around so you can see

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Speaker 1: the paper, Woody, and then you can and then you

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Speaker 1: can read out what I think your shame is. Would

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Speaker 1: you be a shame?

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Speaker 2: Uh? Very good that I didn't get a job as

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Speaker 2: a hotel bellboy because I thought the job was literally

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Speaker 2: just ringing the bell.

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Speaker 1: True story. I sent that in an interview.

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Speaker 2: See what you're hearing.

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