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Speaker 1: It is terrible or all going on.

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Speaker 2: This totally sucks were.

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Speaker 3: Working for we got cute heyday guys, Welcome to Bad Trips.

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Speaker 3: This is the podcast where we get horrendous stories from

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Speaker 3: celebrities about bad travel experiences they've had. And today we've

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Speaker 3: got the one and only Brook Bony and it joins us.

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Speaker 4: I always think it's funny when you go call me

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Speaker 4: a celebrity.

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Speaker 5: I think it's really cute.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think that you are.

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Speaker 2: You're a celebrity.

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Speaker 3: You just hosted the Areas, You're on the Brickmas special.

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Speaker 3: Don't steal our self deprecating.

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Speaker 6: We're not celebrity gear. Please, we've invited you on. We've

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Speaker 6: invited you.

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Speaker 4: You're just saying it to be more popular or something

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Speaker 4: I'm saying. So I really think it all right?

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Speaker 6: Well, sure thing, I'm not really sure what to say here. Right,

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Speaker 6: You're not a celebrity. Don't worry about it.

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Speaker 3: You're not You're not on three t you weren't on

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Speaker 3: three TV shows during the week with the biggest grossing

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Speaker 3: audience in Australia.

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Speaker 6: Move on, what's your travel story mate? Don't worry. No

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Speaker 6: one thinks. Let's carry on.

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Speaker 4: Because the worst part is if you say it and

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Speaker 4: then I don't correct you. So I'm glad that we've

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Speaker 4: got it straight.

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Speaker 2: I've covened.

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Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying, I just totally disagree with

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Speaker 3: That's like at the end of the day, you were

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Speaker 3: on the Brickmast special for Lego one and a half

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Speaker 3: billion people. You hosted the Arias, Like, who hosted the

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Speaker 3: Arias before you?

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Speaker 2: Keith Urban?

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Speaker 6: Keith Urban? Pretty he's a celebrity.

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Speaker 2: It's a pretty big deal.

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Speaker 4: But he actually genuinely is a celebrity. He's like a

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Speaker 4: multi award winning Grammy Award winning artist?

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Speaker 2: What what what broke? What do you think needs to

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Speaker 2: happen for you for you to become a celebrity?

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Speaker 4: Well, obviously I need to win a Grammy.

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Speaker 2: So are you releasing music?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to have to start if you want

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Speaker 4: to keep calling me?

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Speaker 6: Have you have you got an Have you got an agent?

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Speaker 6: Have you got an agent? I hosted the television show.

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Speaker 3: Do people recognize you in the street? Do you get

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Speaker 3: invited to speak at ceremonies? Is like a guest speaker?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Okay? Do you occasionally get sent free stuff? Yeah? Mate? Well, like,

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Speaker 6: can you go off and I don't know how many

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Speaker 6: boxes I need to tick. Now, you to tell us

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Speaker 6: a bad travel story, let's carry on.

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Speaker 2: Was this before after you were famous? I think it's

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Speaker 2: good just to set was that triple J?

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Speaker 4: So it was like different because I was on TV.

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Speaker 2: Different, more of an underground fame.

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Speaker 4: Yeah yeah cool, Yeah, yeah exactly. So I went to

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Speaker 4: India with my cousin Ryan and we've been like traveling

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Speaker 4: for ages. I had like a really bad cheese sandwich

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Speaker 4: and so I was really sick. We caught the train

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Speaker 4: gets a.

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Speaker 6: Cheese sandwich in India.

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Speaker 2: That's a safe bet because for this exact reason.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, the safe bet obviously, Yeah, yeah, wouldn't you wouln't

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Speaker 7: want to go for the best extravage.

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Speaker 4: I want to touch this wrong train. I'm not going

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Speaker 4: to get anything that might upset my tummy before we

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Speaker 4: get on this train. Oh boy, are that was so wrong?

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Speaker 4: It was there for like four weeks or something. No, onewich,

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Speaker 4: it made me so seep. So then we got on

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Speaker 4: this train from Mumbai down to go up and then

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Speaker 4: well then we got there. We were doing yoga retreat

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Speaker 4: and then this guy picked us up and we were

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Speaker 4: like okay, yeah, we need to go to this place,

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Speaker 4: so already we've had the ordeal of the Chief Sandwich.

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Speaker 4: He's like picked us up and he was like, oh, yeah,

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Speaker 4: this is definitely the place. I'll help you carry all

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Speaker 4: of your suitcases down to the bottom of this like

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Speaker 4: path which is down like a cliff singy. He carries

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Speaker 4: them all the way down there for us, leaves us there,

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Speaker 4: and then we realized that we're at the wrong place

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Speaker 4: and there's no way for us to get out of there,

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Speaker 4: and then we had would have to climb all the

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Speaker 4: way back up.

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Speaker 7: Then, yep, he deliberately took your bag so the place

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Speaker 7: you weren't going.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I do, because I think he had probably other

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Speaker 4: things to do. Maybe he was going out to get lunch.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: And then and then we get to the cafe and

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Speaker 4: we're like, okay, we need to get some cash out

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Speaker 4: so we can pay someone to come and get up again.

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Speaker 4: And then they were like, we don't have any ATMs.

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Speaker 4: There's no ATMs here. Oh okay, well, can we just

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Speaker 4: give you to charge our credit card and then you

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Speaker 4: just give us some money? No, and also, can you

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Speaker 4: get out of the cafe because it's only for customers.

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Speaker 4: So then we had all the suitcases and it was

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Speaker 4: really hot, and then we were just stuck there. So

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Speaker 4: then we had to carry our bags all the way

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Speaker 4: along like two beaches to get to where we were

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Speaker 4: doing yoga retreat.

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Speaker 7: Beaches where so you can carry down a cliff to

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Speaker 7: a beach, You've got to a cafe at a beach,

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Speaker 7: and you able to walk the length of two whole beaches.

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Speaker 4: Two whole beaches. Yeah, it took forever and it was

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Speaker 4: like I actually I just want to go home. I

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Speaker 4: want to go to Kugar anymore. It was so bad.

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Speaker 4: We were like because we'd have to like drag a

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Speaker 4: suitcase and then like someone would stay there with it

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Speaker 4: and then like go back and get it the next

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Speaker 4: one on a beach, on a beach on a hot day,

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Speaker 4: and we didn't have any snacks or water after this

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Speaker 4: train trip. Anyway, eventually we got there.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, the retreat good retreat.

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Speaker 4: Treat was so good.

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Speaker 1: Do you think do you think do you think broke

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Speaker 1: that this guy was hired by the retreat as a

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Speaker 1: bit of a test for you to detach yourself from

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Speaker 1: the material and like get rid of your suitcases and

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Speaker 1: just rock up to the retreat as a human.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I think so now in hindsight.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I think you don't have to implicate that that

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Speaker 3: is a question.

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Speaker 6: That was the question.

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Speaker 5: That was a statement. That was a statement that you said,

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Speaker 5: do you think none that's fair? I didn't put that

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Speaker 5: at the front.

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Speaker 2: Thank you.

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Speaker 4: You should run a retreat.

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Speaker 2: I actually am thinking about that.

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Speaker 6: Well, where it's impossible to be able to rock up

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Speaker 6: with their suitcase.

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Speaker 2: To steal their ship and then give him some mumbo

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Speaker 2: jumpo about it. You've got to detach from the material

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Speaker 2: and then I sell their ship on.

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Speaker 4: Gun try because Flas, are you taking any angel investors?

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Speaker 4: Because I want to text.

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Speaker 2: Some investments funny other one from a big celebrity like you?

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Speaker 6: Why not circle cried stop, oh thank you broke? Just

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Speaker 6: random story.

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Speaker 4: All going on my holiday, my work in Borrow. We

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Speaker 4: got to