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<v Speaker 1>Christ Yeah, Welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show.

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<v Speaker 2>Podcast Christian O'Connell's show, What are You Never too Old

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<v Speaker 2>to Enjoy? For Carl still last one the source bottle farts. David,

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<v Speaker 2>this one's just slightly terrifying. When I'm trying through a tunnel,

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<v Speaker 2>I won the window down, stick my head out and scream,

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<v Speaker 2>I've never heard a joker. Amy going to bed when

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<v Speaker 2>Santa leaves Carols by candlelight on Christmas Eve.

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<v Speaker 1>I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Carmel using coloring books sometimes under a blanket fort. Jennifer

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<v Speaker 2>always pushed the try me button on toys in scores, Jack,

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<v Speaker 2>What are you never too old for?

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<v Speaker 1>For me?

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<v Speaker 3>At the moment, definitely watching kids movies? And it's never

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<v Speaker 3>more pronounced than when Gordy gets sick of a movie

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<v Speaker 3>before I do over the weekend, I put him to

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<v Speaker 3>bed and watch the second half of Hercules because he

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<v Speaker 3>wasn't enjoying it. You're obsessed with that at the moment,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't get enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't remember. Hercules is a great movie.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what it suffers from is the songs aren't

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<v Speaker 3>as memorable as some others, like Little Hercules Story, then

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<v Speaker 3>Hercules Son of Zeus becomes mortal because Hades from the

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<v Speaker 3>underworld once.

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<v Speaker 1>And half year old god zoned out of that one.

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<v Speaker 3>He turns beyond that, but when he's turning him mortal,

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't turn him fully mortal, and so he keeps his

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<v Speaker 3>super strength. But he's got to live on earth, not

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<v Speaker 3>as a god anymore. And then he's got to I

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<v Speaker 3>want to tell you the ending, but he's got to.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you can. It came out quite a few

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<v Speaker 1>years ago. What is the moral of it? The moral?

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<v Speaker 3>Keep your super strength?

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<v Speaker 1>That's not a moral. What's because they always have a

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<v Speaker 1>moral those.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what? This will ruin the ending, but you're right,

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<v Speaker 3>it's twenty five years old.

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<v Speaker 1>At least.

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<v Speaker 3>He gets accepted back into Olympus as a god at

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<v Speaker 3>the end, but it's Hades or Zeus, his dad's Zeus.

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<v Speaker 3>The old Man takes him back. He's defeated.

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<v Speaker 1>Hades.

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<v Speaker 3>The old Man says, you can come back and live

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<v Speaker 3>as a god. But he's falling in love on earth.

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<v Speaker 3>So he says, you know what, my God, I love

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<v Speaker 3>that you're inviting me back in here. I want to

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<v Speaker 3>be back amongst families and gods and live forever. But

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'll choose to stay mortal and be on

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<v Speaker 3>earth so I can be with Meg.

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<v Speaker 1>He chose being human and vulnerable, and he knows he

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<v Speaker 1>would have had watch over the weekend now. But now

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<v Speaker 1>you know the ending doesn't matter. It's a reassuring ending.

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<v Speaker 1>It's okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Katen's got a crazy one for and never too old

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<v Speaker 2>to enjoy. Kaitlin, what's yours?

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<v Speaker 4>There is nothing like it? And I always feel like

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<v Speaker 4>a kid at Christmas when it happens. But when we

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<v Speaker 4>drag our bed into the laund room and we have

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<v Speaker 4>a movie night and then we sleep in the lound.

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<v Speaker 2>Room, Listen, you can stretch out enough just on the couch, can't.

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<v Speaker 3>You don't need to be any flatter.

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<v Speaker 1>It is no way.

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<v Speaker 4>The fact, when we were kids, when my said we

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<v Speaker 4>can bring the beds out into the land room, it

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<v Speaker 4>was like the best thing in the world. And so

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<v Speaker 4>for some reason there's a connection that if my partner's like,

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<v Speaker 4>do you want to do a movie not, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>get the bed, let's go.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So what is it just a mattress? You're not doing

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<v Speaker 1>the base as well?

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, not the.

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<v Speaker 4>Bass, just the mattress has to be on the floor.

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<v Speaker 4>But everything comes with it, and then you've got all

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<v Speaker 4>your little snackies.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I don't eve want to think about the crumbs

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<v Speaker 2>in bed. You can never clear it again.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, my partner's very very clean.

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<v Speaker 1>So that you're hoover the mattress afterwards, will you after we.

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<v Speaker 4>Will clean everything because it's been on the floor and whatnot.

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<v Speaker 4>We'll just clean the whole thing. But it's so worth

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<v Speaker 4>it just for that joy.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Christian O'Connell's show. What are you Never too old to enjoy?

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<v Speaker 1>Mel?

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty teaspoons of Milo in your chocolate milk? I'm fifty four, stalk.

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<v Speaker 1>That's more Milo? That is it? That solid? Almost the

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<v Speaker 1>spoon could stand up right?

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<v Speaker 2>Try stirring that Christian never too old to enjoy fairy

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<v Speaker 2>bread or cocktail.

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<v Speaker 1>Frank's that's from Wayne me.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack and Rio have just been arguing with Jack actually

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<v Speaker 2>because Jack thinks that ice magic is overrated.

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<v Speaker 3>I think we love the novelty of the syrup going hard,

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<v Speaker 3>but once you actually got that hard, it's not the

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<v Speaker 3>best chocolate. It's not the best chocolate.

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<v Speaker 1>Undeveloped palate, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Know treats. I am a sweet tooth.

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<v Speaker 1>Saying ice magic. The clue is in the title the magic. Yes, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>How does it actually work? Because it is magic?

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<v Speaker 3>How do you put a soft like wet liquid and

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<v Speaker 3>then it becomes frozen in seconds?

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<v Speaker 1>You're right? Why don't more sauces used that technology?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a great it's a great show, you know, like

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<v Speaker 2>you go to a Thai restaurant and sudden the guy

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<v Speaker 2>comes out and he does a whole fla it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a magician and he produces the I don't know soy

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<v Speaker 2>sauce manchic. You know, you think about the something the

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<v Speaker 2>restaurant when they bring the feats and this sizzle walks

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<v Speaker 2>through like this is the big show with the steam

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<v Speaker 2>and that that's certainly the soy sauce hardens and you've

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<v Speaker 2>got to crack it with a spoon.

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<v Speaker 1>I can egg.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, a sa.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind's blowing right now all around this great city. Kim,

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<v Speaker 2>what are you never too old for?

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning? Christian Patrick Jack? How are you? Kim? Are

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<v Speaker 1>we good? Kim good?

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<v Speaker 3>At fifty two years of age?

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<v Speaker 2>I am never too old to go down the giant

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<v Speaker 2>slide at the Royal Melbourne Show every single year without fail.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, is that the bump bumpy one. Yes, it is

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<v Speaker 3>the bomb.

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<v Speaker 5>You get there, every single bump it is brown.

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<v Speaker 1>You could be careful and women getting off fifties that

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<v Speaker 1>any bump could put a hip out now.

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<v Speaker 5>No, no, no hip, just the bum.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, surely like the company's insurance sees a fifty year

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<v Speaker 3>old and goes like, oh, I don't think.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't look fifty. Jackets so good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's why you're getting through. We all have to we

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<v Speaker 1>all have to tell ourselves that the photos I do

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<v Speaker 1>look at my age. Kim, thank you very much. You cool.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you, have a great day.

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<v Speaker 1>Bye and you. Jane, Good morning, Jane, welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>You're never too old for zooper Doopers. Yeah, sure, we

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<v Speaker 1>have agreement on this. Last weekend, we're being so hot.

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<v Speaker 3>We went camping and we're all in our fifties, no kids,

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<v Speaker 3>and we just got stuck into them.

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<v Speaker 4>It was so good.

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<v Speaker 2>I love the fact that all things you need to

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<v Speaker 2>take camping super dupers is on the list as well.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your favorite flavor of the super Duoper.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's so hard to choose. I'll like all of them,

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<v Speaker 1>but pink I reckon, Yes, familiar with the flavor.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the magic of zoop.

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<v Speaker 1>You're quite right, it is that well known taste of

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<v Speaker 1>this taste of pink. Absolutely, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so obsessed with them that for Christmas last year,

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<v Speaker 4>the love God got me.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a stubby holder for super du Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>That is the greatest gift.

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<v Speaker 3>It's so trick as the heart the whole.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, your fingers go numb.

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<v Speaker 3>It's skinny stuffy. Yeah, and it's even got my name

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<v Speaker 3>on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Gifts so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I need to I need to know where you get

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<v Speaker 2>hold of one of those. I love one of those

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<v Speaker 2>of Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Passy. What's your favorite Earth flavor? Orange? It's red or colder,

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<v Speaker 1>but usually red.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like you know when you have a raspberry.

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<v Speaker 1>Jane, thank you very much. You called might have a

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<v Speaker 1>good day you too, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And Damien, good morning, Damien, good morning, Good morning, Damien.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the show. So what are you never too

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<v Speaker 1>old for Christian?

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<v Speaker 5>Like that other call of your head earlier, You're never

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<v Speaker 5>too old to wind the window down and just scream

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<v Speaker 5>you lungs out while you're driving through a tunnel.

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<v Speaker 1>Damien. Right, I've never a person never done that is

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<v Speaker 1>a you never even heard of, mate.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to give it a go like I used

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<v Speaker 5>to do it when I was a little kid. I

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<v Speaker 5>started doing it when his little kid and now sort

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<v Speaker 5>of passed the torch on to my son as well.

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<v Speaker 5>We love nothing more than driving through a tunnel. You

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<v Speaker 5>wind down the window and you just sort of scream

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<v Speaker 5>your lungs out.

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<v Speaker 2>If I'm going then and I see you, Damien, there

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<v Speaker 2>you turn screaming out of the window.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the best thing ever. It sounds awesome and like

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<v Speaker 5>echoes through the tunnel.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to give this a go now to see

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<v Speaker 1>what've been missing out on.

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<v Speaker 5>Yep. We actually were doing it a couple of months

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<v Speaker 5>ago through the Melbourne Tunnel and this other car joined

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<v Speaker 5>in as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it, Damien, Damien, thank you very much. You

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<v Speaker 1>call me no thanks.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, love your show.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Christian O'Connell Show Podcast