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Speaker 1: Johnsy and Amanda in the morning on one point seven

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Speaker 1: w Satham. You know, Jim Dolan has been working harder

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Speaker 1: than the cleaners on a japan Airlines flight tubes and

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Speaker 1: he's come up with this Jimbos.

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Speaker 2: The newcastaff selet Big Brother has been announced. Some big

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Speaker 2: names in there, Megan Markle Well not her butter brother Thomas.

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Speaker 1: There's a big name.

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Speaker 2: There's also some footy players, some influences and Donald Trump's

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Speaker 2: former advisor.

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Speaker 1: We like the idea of some other Ossie big names

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Speaker 1: like who you know, like Ozzie Ostrich or Tucker Bag.

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Speaker 1: Remember Tucker Bag. Who was Tucker Bag? Tucker Bay. It

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Speaker 1: was a franchise of supermarkets. And what was the thing

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Speaker 1: it was? It was a bag. It was like a

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Speaker 1: talking bag. They're already on TV. That's a talking bag.

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Speaker 1: What about Claude Crowe from Sell's neighborhood? What about from

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Speaker 1: a Gras cartoon connection.

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Speaker 3: By mister Yawn the giant mattress in Sleep with Everybody,

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Speaker 3: That's what they're after.

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Speaker 2: Everyone was talking about those two neighbors who one night,

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Speaker 2: while putting the bins out, came up with the idea

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Speaker 2: for after pay, which they just sold for thirty nine

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Speaker 2: billion dollars, which.

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Speaker 1: Begs the question sixteen years, why haven't we come up

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Speaker 1: with a thirty nine billion dollar idea. We've been in

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Speaker 1: this room in a small box for all this time.

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Speaker 1: How is it that we haven't come up with a

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Speaker 1: money spinner? What have we come up with?

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Speaker 3: Well, you had boo your pants for cash, but then

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Speaker 3: you ended up doing it for free.

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Speaker 1: I've had nothing, he said, because you haven't got enough.

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Speaker 2: Five Die Scott Cam's TV career has outlasted two family dogs.

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Speaker 2: Scott does have a novel way of honoring each of

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Speaker 2: these departed dogs by having them stuffed. I don't know

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Speaker 2: how Frankie, Scotty's latest dog feels about that.

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Speaker 1: And then I stuffed her and she's at the top

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Speaker 1: of the stairs. Now we've got freighty but you've actually

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Speaker 1: tactic domit them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll stuff them and half way up the

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Speaker 2: stairs is lousy and then the top of the stairs

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Speaker 2: is rosy.

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Speaker 1: See what is Frankie for?

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, there's lot of people say that there's

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Speaker 2: five being dogs in Australia and cut anxiety and they're

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Speaker 2: on tablets, which I think is the nonsense. And I said,

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Speaker 2: I did an interview with someone about animals, and I said,

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Speaker 2: any dog is not anxiety, it's mind you puppy break me.

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Speaker 2: What the hell did you do to get there?

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Speaker 1: If they see you with a bag of sawdust.

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Speaker 2: Be careful what you wish for. Jonesy lamented that he

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Speaker 2: can't get a haircut. Amanda offered to help out.

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Speaker 1: I'm hardly like some long haired hippie.

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Speaker 3: I'd like you to look nice for me. Every morning.

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Speaker 1: I make an effort for you. I'm not like one

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Speaker 1: of your dollies.

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, maybe I've used to practice on my

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Speaker 3: teary dearie.

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Speaker 1: You don't want to see what in the back of

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Speaker 1: her hair looks like? What happened?

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Speaker 3: Well, she's I scalped her pretty much.

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Speaker 1: It's a big bald. Yeah, so nature's beating me to it.

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Speaker 2: But I didn't know Amanda knew how to cut hair.

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Speaker 2: You ask when did I? And funny enough, neither did she.

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Speaker 3: Let's pretended to sell on and you'll relax.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So what's your what's your seal?

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Speaker 3: I sell on is called Woods's she cuts, So I just.

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Speaker 1: Kept the business card. Chief, that's it. That's it. Music.

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Speaker 1: Apparently they're a playlist for.

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Speaker 2: That's one of those trendy bar yeahtunate, sorry skip this.

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Speaker 2: And it was going so well until the clippers came out.

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Speaker 1: It's what stead of hairstyle is it?

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Speaker 3: I went high on one side and I've just got

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Speaker 3: to eat it up down here for oh.

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Speaker 2: Hell, I was good at healthy to stop because.

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Speaker 1: I'm eating it up and I want you to stay.

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Speaker 1: I just have to.

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Speaker 2: Eat it that.

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Speaker 3: And you know how a coconut looks at the back.

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Speaker 1: I took a photo of the back. What if you're donait?

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Speaker 1: The clippers got away from me. But look how sick

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Speaker 1: it looks. It looks stupid. They look like Jim Carrey.

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Speaker 1: He's a movie star. Dumb and dummy, he's a movie star.

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Speaker 1: You know, the front looks good. It'll grow back in

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Speaker 1: a second.

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Speaker 2: What's the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

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Speaker 1: A couple of weeks?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Make that throw? This has been Jimbo's Jimmy Jabba, thank you.

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Speaker 1: Jimmy d joins the end Amanda in the Morning one

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Speaker 1: at one point seven, Ti