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Speaker 1: Jamb mission with jos and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: We've loved watching Ross and Noble on Celebrity Apprentice. It'd

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Speaker 2: be a really tough gig, I reckon because you're known

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Speaker 2: as a funny person, but you also have to show

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Speaker 2: every facet of view of how tenacious you can be.

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Speaker 2: Was also announced the National Comeback Tour, right I think comeback,

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Speaker 2: meaning he wasn't able to too obviously during COVID but

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Speaker 2: Ross Noble hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, hey, right, we're very well. You're doing so well

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Speaker 3: on Celebrity Apprentice.

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Speaker 1: Do you win? Well, we've got well, we've got three

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Speaker 1: episodes left, and I mean, look, it's one of those

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Speaker 1: things where I think it's pretty obvious I wasn't booked

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Speaker 1: on that shore for my insightful business knowledge was that, well,

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Speaker 1: no you haven't.

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Speaker 3: You haven't won a challenge.

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Speaker 1: No I haven't. Yeah, And now I thought my strategy

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Speaker 1: was to go in there and then just go let's

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Speaker 1: see how let's see how far I can go before

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Speaker 1: I get fired. And then the problem is is that

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Speaker 1: it's kind of it turns out that some of my

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Speaker 1: mad ideas are actually quite good. So so far I've

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Speaker 1: managed to avoid being getting the chopped.

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Speaker 2: Well, It's interesting because we interviewed Lord Sugar before the

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Speaker 2: show started and he said you were one of the

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Speaker 2: only people he knew, so I think he's got a

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Speaker 2: bit of a soft spot for you. But he said,

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Speaker 2: you can see you thinking that you I know that

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Speaker 2: you're this affable comedian, but he could see your brain working.

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Speaker 2: So it's been interesting for us to see the person

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Speaker 2: behind the comedy.

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Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, yeah, I mean that's check. I mean there's

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Speaker 1: been a there's been two incidents where I kind of like,

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Speaker 1: I've been married to my to what well, I'll be

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Speaker 1: with my wife for twenty one years and I've never

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Speaker 1: We've had disagreements and stuff, but I've never had an argument.

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Speaker 1: We've never had a point like an argument where we've

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Speaker 1: had to where I've actually had to sort of raise

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Speaker 1: my voice and go we you know, like have a

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Speaker 1: proper fight. And then on the presence twice twice, I

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Speaker 1: was discoed, what the hell is going on? Like why

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Speaker 1: are we arguing all the stuff? That it's stupid? You know?

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Speaker 1: But yeah, no, I was. I was definitely an advantage

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Speaker 1: because yeah, he hadn't been to Australia before, or he

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Speaker 1: hadn't spent any time here, so he'd seen me from

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Speaker 1: what I know, so yeah, so I definitely yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that definitely helped. But at the same time, it's also

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Speaker 1: painted a bit of a target on the back. Can

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Speaker 1: imagine you're standing a line full of celebrities and there's

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Speaker 1: you know, there's a lot of ego. I haven't heard

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Speaker 1: of any good except him, and I'm like, good, come on, sugar,

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Speaker 1: play play the game now.

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Speaker 2: Everybody hates that's right, plus your own head down the

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Speaker 2: toilet now exactly.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and what about your comeback special? So what are

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Speaker 3: we talking here?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so I've put on I put

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Speaker 1: on a load of extra difted some some earlier in

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Speaker 1: the year. Yeah, I thought it'd be good to do

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Speaker 1: a comeback special given that every single performer in the

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Speaker 1: world was said in the world has been off. So

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Speaker 1: I just thought i'd call it a come back special

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Speaker 1: because everyone's come back special. So yeah, it's forever laugh

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Speaker 1: at it.

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Speaker 2: And you're going to be a Sydney colise at West HQ.

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Speaker 2: We've we've been there. That's a great venue.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I've not played there before, so yeah, it's going

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Speaker 1: to be good. I'm in Melbourne at the moment, so

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Speaker 1: you know, it's not nothing's happening at the minute, but yeah, hopefully,

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Speaker 1: hopefully in next week we'll get back out there, so

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Speaker 1: you know, it's exciting.

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Speaker 3: Well, if it all files you're gonnaways full back on

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Speaker 3: your Hamster Hotel, that's really you're sitting on a gold mine.

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Speaker 1: Well, the thing about the Hamster Hotel, because this is

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Speaker 1: the other thing that like I think sometimes people forget about,

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Speaker 1: like what you're seeing on Telly, it's only like a

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Speaker 1: tiny sliver of what actually happens, you know, because obviously

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Speaker 1: they can't shoot. There was challenges like twenty hours or something,

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Speaker 1: you know, you do two days, like ten hours a

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Speaker 1: day or whatever. So the Hamster Hotel, what actually happens

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Speaker 1: with that was was I set it up because the

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Speaker 1: joke never made it into the final show, but the

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Speaker 1: idea was I saw it as a concept for a

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Speaker 1: business that you could sell it around the world as like,

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Speaker 1: and that was just the sort of proof of concept model.

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Speaker 1: And on the market, I was selling people shares in

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Speaker 1: the Hamster Hotel, so they would pay ten dollars a share,

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Speaker 1: and then as soon as I got to a million dollars,

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Speaker 1: you double your money and were going on this is

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Speaker 1: to daft idea. So I was getting quite a bit

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Speaker 1: of cash in that way. And then the producers kid

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Speaker 1: in and just went, yeah, you can't do this. You

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Speaker 1: can't start selling shares, you have to sell the actual thing.

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Speaker 1: And then we get in the boardroom and with her

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Speaker 1: turns around and he goes, Ross, we don't have hamsters

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Speaker 1: in this country. And I got to go, how dare you?

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Speaker 1: It's a global business. So the whole thing, the whole

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Speaker 1: thing was because I knew that at some point someone

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Speaker 1: would do we don't have hansters. I could clear I

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Speaker 1: was a global businessman, and uh and the Veronicas and

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Speaker 1: where best of friends now. But they were so angry

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Speaker 1: at the Hamster Hotel. They were going, Ross, this is

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Speaker 1: a stupid idea. And now I was standing there going

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Speaker 1: they laughed at Steve Jobs when he said he could

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Speaker 1: put everyone's record collection in a tiny box, and you're

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Speaker 1: laughing at the Hamster Hotel. I'm a business genius.

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Speaker 2: YEA, some little kid ends up buying it, doesn't even

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Speaker 2: have a hamster in it.

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Speaker 1: Your best thing he was doing. You saw I was

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Speaker 1: just going to buy this because I was selling that

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Speaker 1: to that kid and his dad for about forty five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Got to the end. It was real and chucking it

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Speaker 1: down rain and I was just selling him because I

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Speaker 1: thought I've got to sell the thing or I'm definitely

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Speaker 1: getting fired. And I was just like selling and selling

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Speaker 1: and selling, and the kid just goes, but Dad, I

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Speaker 1: want a dog.

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Speaker 3: And the poor dad, the poor dad, because what did

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Speaker 3: you sell? It was like one and forty bucks and

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Speaker 3: the poor dad had this this the data of the

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Speaker 3: look of like, well, at least ned Kelly wore a mask,

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Speaker 3: mate rip me off.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but there was but that was the thing. There

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Speaker 1: was a lot, you know, like when we did the

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Speaker 1: you know, we were selling golden Lucky baskets for we

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Speaker 1: were ripping people off right left. And that's part of

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Speaker 1: the game, is that that's part of the fun. Is

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Speaker 1: you go, when is it right to try and rip

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Speaker 1: people off in you know, when is it you know,

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Speaker 1: when is it ethical? When is it not? You just

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Speaker 1: sort of you just go.

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Speaker 2: And you claim it for charity and everything's okay.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Bitcoin, anybody get your tickets to Ross Noble's Comeback

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Speaker 3: special the Sydney Colise in West h Q from Rossnoble

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Speaker 3: dot com. Ross thank you for joining us.

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Speaker 1: What was a pleasure Jonesy and Amanda's